#on a level you wouldn’t understand

[luveline]

#a different level of delusion you wouldn’t understand is taking place in my head right now

[crushofdoves]

sirius has to get up on his fuckin tip toes to even get close to being tall enough to give remus a lil kiss and like that’s very cute, actually, it’s darling, it’s every soft word ever invented and y’all will have to pry the joy of that from my cold, dead, gay hands.

#i’m taller than frankie just by a lil bit and it’s my favorite thing in the whole world #y’all wouldn’t understand bc you’re too busy being insane on the internet to have a hot wife #couldn’t be me #i’m more gay before 7am than some of you manage in a whole day #get on my fuckin level #ANYWAY

[lesbian-mimic]

guhhh

this thing is somehow a comfort character to me..

#fnaf mimic #arting #yeah this is technically vent art #but present me is realizing how past me kinda made something raw soo #posting this ig #anyways the implication of glitchtrap and mimic being separate entities resonates with me on an uncanny level #you guys wouldn’t understand .. 🚬

[willowcrowned]

just googled "ergative" bc of your tag and god i wish i hadn't

the ergative-absolutive/nominative-accusative distinction wants you me and all of us dead.

#syntax much like higher level math is composed of fifteen layers of abstractions that very ironically our langauge isn’t meant to cope with #which means it’s impossible to understand it intuitively despite the fact that it *has* to be intuitive on some level or it wouldn’t exist #and to top it all off there’s hundreds of different concepts you have to remember each with names that only link back to what they represent #vaguely. if at all #I was not made for this! it makes me want to cry! #asks #anon #linguistics

[ginalinettiofficial]

idk i just don’t trust ppl who say “billy is a racist abusive piece of shit” but then turn around and reblog jason content like. okay if u have that opinion that’s your prerogative but it’s MY prerogative to point out that it’s weird af to feel that way abt billy and NOT abt jason

#d speaks #st #billy hargrove #jason carver #like if u hate billy that is your prerogative esp as a black person. that said #these are white ppl i’m seeing who’re like billy is so racist!!!! btw here’s my blorbo jason #it’s just like ??????? does not compute #like if we’re comparing things that got said in canon. saying ‘there are types of ppl u stay away from and that boy is one of them’ and #saying to a black kids face ‘i thought u were one of the good ones’ like. those are. very on par with one another #like there are 4 characters on this show who made racist comments: troy. mike. billy. jason. #as far as i remember at least those are the Big Ones #and while i understand not liking billy and having his racism be one of your driving reasons behind that #i do NOT understand turning around and liking jason????? #mike okay! yes he was fully microaggressive to lucas but yeah he’s a protagonist #and the show does a lot to try and make u like him. he was younger than billy & jason and they also played that moment off for laughs so #like i get if you can sit there and be like i have no reason to dislike mike wheeler for his racism #troy tbh just doesn’t get any talk in the fandom so idk how ppl feel about him. he IS the only one to fully use a slur but #he’s also 13 and i’ve seen many ppl in the fandom who define morality based on this middle schoolers are learning high schoolers should have #already learned and should be better narrative so i wouldn’t be surprised if i saw ppl defending troy #but billy and jason are. very on par with one another in terms of the micro aggressions they committed and the level of antagonism #so i am just very thrown by seeing ppl hating one and praising the other like #it’s almost like they…… don’t actually care about racism and are in fact nowhere near as anti racist as they believe themselves to be #and instead just use the term ‘racist’ as a trump card to try and win arguments abt characters they don’t like without ever actually #putting any critical thought into this show and the way racism is intertwined into every aspect of it #because surprise!!!! it was written by blatant racists lmfao #fandom wank #i suppose lmao. wank in the tags at least #also to clarify. i think both billy AND jason are compelling and interesting multifaceted characters #they’re both good antagonists and they both present very good looks at The Type Of White Boy You Meet In Small Towns #stranger things

[goldensunset]

‘what do you have against taking pokémon from others? look in fields or forests! those things aren’t exactly rare!’ then why don’t YOU do that 🤔

#if what you want is evolution energy or whatever wouldn’t it benefit you to take weak baby pokémon who have yet to evolve #and not like someone’s high-level best friend #idk i don’t understand them #but that’s ok peace and love #peach plays pokémon platinum

[hobisexually]

x

#had a multiple day getaway with coworkers to ✨bond✨ and talk about all the ✨changes✨ #I am EXHAUSTED of having to constantly guard how many personal details you’re willing to divulge to have them understand the way you work #vs deeply personal things they must never know that are so so so trauma related or just. too personal to say #and it feels like everybody here is an open book and we come from such different base levels that there’s things I HAVE to share #to have them Get It and the Way I Work but not in a way where it impacts the way they see my work performance #or impacts their idea of me #but constantly having to weigh that…….. #constantly toeing that line for three days with ✨bonding exercises✨ and being with them every hour (every minute every second) for days? #it’s a lot. #they told me I’m a bit of an island before so I try to open up more #but that comes VERY unnatural to me as I’m very private #you wouldn’t say based on this blog smsmsmsms but I’m so private no one knows a thing #is why I throw it out here #but ugh #UGGGGHHHHH #I am so tired man #and constantly being scared you said too much or ironically not enough? #hate it. HATE IT #I don’t have social anxiety but sometimes — #god dndndndnd

[onlineviolence]

so you know how v2 is the first of boss of every 1st layer except prelude, right? and you know that one art of pyrite with v2's wings?

what if pyrite tries to avenge v2 and fights v1 in his stead? she'd probably be able to do it bc the v model's mobility comes from their wings i'm p sure

Ye ssssss

yeS YES

Lots of thoughtsson this .

V1 sees the silhouette of a V-model and does a double take becaus ‘I definitely saw v2 get LIQUEFIED ON IMPACT thats not possible’

and then it’s a streetcleaner. with v2’s wings. that doesn’t die instantly to coins. it knows movement tech. it’s fuming

IM IMAGING a pyrite Boss Fight would be like if V2 could dodge your projectiles and enrages when its wings are hit

what if pyrite wins. pyres like FUCK WHAT DO I DO NOW do I just keep goinng

Gabriel is approached by the …wrong blue robot

#pyrite wouldn’t actually actively seek v1 out for revenge #because v2 did that. And what happened to v2 #huge guilt of hers is Not being able to stop V2 going after v1 #and like after v2 is dead. she is very conflicted #“goddamn if you were less stubborn youdStill be alive” #and like it understands v1 on a level. everyone’s out for blood #but it’s still mad. and sad and #Maybe using either the whiplash or knuckleblaster on pyre also enrages pyre lol #pyrite #phoenix #<- sorta name for pyrite with v2’s wings #anonymous #look at my words boy

[katatsukiko]

had an unusual urge to listen to route 210 this morning

then I remembered that route 210 is super foggy and you have to use defog and it is quite literally the haziest I have seen it outside ever because of the wildfires in canada

my brain just be making connections to pokemon without me even knowing

#my pokemon love is on a level you wouldn’t understand #pokemon #tsu talks

[x-ladydisdain-x]

Mcr’s music has always been specifically for gay people

#no cause the whole point of the being gay on stage to piss off homophobes and mcr’s whole message of like if you feel like you don’t fit in #the challenging gender roles the im okay with being called slurs if it means no 16 year old goes home from our show feeling like they werent #welcome there #the whole thing of it’s okay to be different the line I’m not ashamed of what I am #this was always specifically for queer teenagers #a cishet person literally just wouldn’t be able to understand those things not in the same way not on the same level #i know we all knew this already I’m just thinking about it #sometimes opal says stuff

[anarchoarchie]

this is me & carole king btw.

#carole king #we understand each other on a fundamental level. you wouldn’t get it #.misc

[koushisun]

watching ascendance of a bookworm with my sis and i am very annoyed with main’s attempt at woodcutting

“it can’t be achieved with basic woodcutting techniques” YOU SIMPLY CARVED IT WRONG I’M??

#me ranting abt woodcutting in the tags —> #woodcutting is RELIEF #ITS RELIEF PRINTING MAIN #you are supposed to carve the negative space NOT the line art 😭😭😭 #girl fr just put so much ink on the page because she didn’t understand the foundational principle of woodcutting #she wants to be gutenburg so bad but doesn’t understand how stamps work #girl if you know how metal letter blocks work in a printing press how did you get woodcutting so wrong??? #i think she just ended up using paper stencils? or smth to that effect #but in the end if she wants to make a printing press i imagine using a relief technique would be much more efficient #main also said that wilma’s art had too much detail for the woodcutting to turn out well but that’s not true?? #wilma’s art had a perfectly acceptable level of detail for a woodcutting #in fact there are many woodcuttings that have an even greater deal of detail than wilma’s drawing #but again without the proper use of woodcutting techniques they won’t get anywhere #also lutz’s brother was using a giant ass knife for detail wood carving i was surprised lol #wouldn’t a smaller knife allow for more finesse in the actual carving process? #genuine question #anyways i’m enjoying the show i promise sjfhdjs #kris rambles

[mars-ipan]

i know i’ve said it before but we should really and truly be praising crowley’s overall self control. i would not have been so strong

#marzi speaks #WEEKLY MARS AZIRAPHALE THIRST POST INCOMING #but like !!!! fuck’s sake. 6000+ years knowing someone #someone who is kind to the point of rebellion. someone who is also clever enough to use that to his advantage #someone who doesn’t like breaking rules but likes listening to corrupt assholes even less #someone who runs a bookshop but doesn’t actually sell any books #someone who eats like he’s discovering it for the first time- every time #someone who snarks at you with a polite smile on their face #someone who understands you better than anyone else ever has. sometimes even better than you understand you #someone who dresses about a century behind the times and refuses to change for anyone or anything #LIKEEEE. sorry i would not last 6 months he made it 6 MILLENIA???? #it’d be over for me so fast. if someone called me ‘dear boy’ i’d black out and by the time i came to my lips would be on theirs like… #how the fuck did crowley survive that long. howwwwww #i like to think i am very good at self control. the idea of maintaining that level of control for 6000 FUCJING YEARS is crazy to me. #that is a herculean task and crowley just fuckin. did it #even if you’re like ‘oh but the 60s!! the holy water and the ‘you go too fast for me’’ I WOULD NOT HAVE LASTED UNTIL THE 60S #and you probably wouldn’t have either #i KNOWWW it was like. life and death or whatever. i do not care. i would not make it 6000 years regardless

[sttoru]

‘no matter how much time the king of curses spends with you, he doesn’t think he will ever understand you or your affectionate behaviour towards him.’

☀︎｜tags. true form sukuna x female reader. heian era sukuna. fluff. bits of mentions of blood & murder. big size difference. cold-big-monster-having-a-small-soft-spot-for-a-single-human trope. reader gets called ‘little one, brat’. not proof read! let me know if you like my characterisation or not; it’s my first sukuna fic.

a kiss on the cheek is one of the most innocent - yet apparently also the most difficult - things to do. it’s a small form of intimacy; not that hard to do. it’s really as simple as planting your lips on your beloved’s cheek. then all you do is retreat — maybe get a kiss on the cheek back from him. or on the lips.

“get moving. i’m not waiting all day for you.” sukuna grumbles. you had suddenly stopped in your tracks and the king of curses was confused as to what the reason might have been. the two of you had been walking through the courtyard for a few minutes now — well, you basically had to drag him out to take a little stroll together.

and now the same you was quiet. it bothered sukuna; you were always so chatty around him when it was just the two of you. he might have called you an ‘annoying brat’ for it, but he secretly enjoyed your company and voice.

“c-coming.” you reply in a quiet mumble, eyes glancing over at the monstrous frame that stood a few steps away. his dull yet sharp gaze was focused on you — like he was sizing you up. or rather: trying to figure out what’s wrong with the change in behaviour you showed.

sukuna watches you as you hurry over to his side again. he resumes walking, hands folded over each other under the material of his kimono.

though, he couldn’t yet let go of the fact that you were acting different around him. the king of curses’ suspicion only grew once he noticed how your fingers fiddled with your obi. you were anxious about something.

sukuna shakes his head slightly. some humans sure are difficult to understand, he thinks to himself. your happy yet reserved personality when you usually interacted with him had disappeared and made place for a nervous wreck. trying to figure out why made sukuna’s head hurt.

were you finally scared of him? like all other humans and curses were?

he doesn’t know why, but it felt like he would hate for such thing to happen. sukuna usually wouldn’t care if someone resents, fears or somehow even admires him. only you could make him think and care about such difficult and maybe even trivial things.

“uhm,” you break off his train of thoughts and his eyes are instantly on yours again, “may i do something really quickly?”

sukuna’s face doesn’t show any change in expression, but a small nod tells you everything you need to know. you clear your throat, “can you please lower your head towards me?”

lowering his head? oh, you got some guts. if anyone else had said that to him, sukuna would have obliterated them; there wouldn’t have been anything but red bloody dust left of their body.

but then again: it’s you. all exceptions the king of curses makes are for you.

sukuna slightly lowers his head to your level so you could do whatever you needed to. he’d be lying if he said that his curiosity wasn’t piqued. it always was when he was around you.

you gulp. it was time to do what you’ve longed to do ever since the beginning of your stroll: give the ryomen sukuna a kiss on the cheek. you don’t think he’d be mad—at least he never seriously gets mad at you. only to get a reaction out of you since your responses are always ‘intensely amusing’—as he says.

“go on.” sukuna’s breath hits your cheeks. he was so close—too close that it made you even more nervous in a way. as if you hadn’t even had your first kiss yet.

you swallow your fears and just go for it. your lips attach to his cheek in the fraction of a second—the speed of light—before they leave. it was right under his right set of eyes.

you take a step back and clear your throat. you try to escape the embarrassment of sukuna’s possible reaction by continuing your stroll, though were stopped by a strong hand firmly grabbing your forearm.

“where’d you think you’re going?”

sukuna’s deep voice echoes through your ears. you were surprised to hear the tone of it; almost soft. a tone sukuna uses on rare occasions: in your presence.

you turn your head around and smile sheepishly at the king of curses before you. he doesn’t return the same (not that you expected him to), however he does unexpectedly ruffle your hair for a split second. or at least he attempts to.

his large and warm palm lands on top of your head and he gives it a little and subtle shake. sukuna had seen you do a similar action to someone else before, thus he concluded that he could do it to you. maybe as a form of endearment or. . whatever you used it as.

he did find the way you tried to scurry away after giving him a kiss very adorable. even if he wouldn’t say so out loud.

“now, come along. we don’t have all day.” sukuna nonchalantly mutters after retracting his hand. it left as fast as it came, though you were still stunned at the slight show of affection the king of curses returned.

you instantly catch up to sukuna again—walking next to him as fast as your legs could take you. you were a bit more at ease after you got a positive reaction to your little kiss. it was a pity that he didn’t smirk or laugh at you—maybe mocked you like he usually would. but that head pat made up for it.

even if it did leave your hair a little disheveled.

you couldn’t properly see sukuna’s face, but the faint smirk tugging at his lips was undeniably there. even if it was for just a split second.

“how very interesting.” sukuna mutters under his breath so you wouldn’t catch on. he sighs and shakes his head, unable to keep out that memory of you looking so cute—standing on the tip of your toes to plant a kiss on his cheek with your comically small hand on his jaw line. he doesn’t know why he found that to be so thrilling.

you flutter your eyelashes. you were curious about what he might have commented on, “may i ask what you had just said? i didn’t quite hear it.”

a short second of silence hangs before sukuna tilts his head to the right to look down at you again; his face expressionless, but still having a hint of a grin on his lips.

“i said you better hurry before i gobble you up right this instant.” he replies, (playfully) intimidating you with his sharp red eyes that glinted with a form of danger.

you shiver (though knew the threat was an empty one) and instantly pick up your pace. you even get ahead of him, walking as fast as your legs could. you answer with a curt ‘my apologies’ and walk like you actually have somewhere to be.

sukuna’s grin only grows as he sees you get ahead of him. if you had turned around, maybe you could have caught onto that light flicker of affection in his expression.

“i’m coming for you, little one.” sukuna adds just to ignite some more fear into you and you react as expected, “you’re not escaping me today.”

it was a funny sight; your reactions always make him enjoy his time with you even more than he already (secretly) was.

the way his body reacts in mysterious ways when you’re around, is still very much an unsolved riddle to the king of curses. and the reasons as to why you aren’t scared of him and can easily give him all your ‘love’ are also still yet to be discovered.

until then, sukuna will continue to enjoy teasing you.

#sttoru writes. #jjk x reader #sukuna x reader #jjk x y/n #sukuna x you #jjk fluff #jjk fic #sukuna ryoumen x reader

[mossy-rock-in-a-field]

Several weeks ago, my retirement-age mother requested that I play Baldur’s Gate 3 for her because she has trouble with controllers/keyboards and wanted “to see what all the fuss is about with that cute wizard boy.” For context, my mother and I have done this sort of thing in the past with certain RPGs (dragon age, mass effect, etc.), but it’s been a few years since she’s personally requested a game like this. Basically, I control her Tav but let her make all the choices so she can determine how the story plays out without worrying about mechanics. She treats it like a choose-your-own-adventure book.

Anyway, here is a list of some of the things my mother has said and/or chosen to do throughout the course of BG3 in no particular order:

She is (obviously) romancing Gale. She is quite smitten with him and his passion for books and learning; she also thinks he’s polite and qualifies as “relationship material.” She also REALLY likes the things he’s said about his cat so far (my mom is a cat lady), so I know she’s gonna flip shit when we meet Tara in Act III.

She’s playing a normal druid Tav with a generally good alignment. Her favorite spell is Spike Growth because she thinks it’s hilarious whenever enemies walk into the AOE and die. I usually end up having to cast it at least once per battle per her request. Sometimes twice.

Contrary to her alignment, my mother tasks me with robbing every single chest, crate, barrel, and burlap sack we come across; this also includes people and their pockets. The party is always at max carrying capacity. ALWAYS. She doesn’t like selling things because “what if I need them.” The camp stash is in literal shambles. There is no hope of organizing it. She’s got like fifty seven sets of rags and a billion pieces of random silverware.

She MUST talk to every animal and corpse in the game. I think five hours of her total playtime so far (47ish) has been spent speaking to animals as many times as humanly possible. Like, I was thorough in my own playthroughs, but this is on a whole other level.

She did NOT get Volo’s lobotomy, but she did let Auntie Ethel take her eye in hopes of a cure for the tadpole. I did not understand the logic then. I still do not understand it now.

She is far more interested in fashion than equipment stats. Do you have any idea how much gold I’ve had to spend on dyes just to make things match? SO much. Same vibe as that “please someone help me balance my finances my family is starving” tweet but instead of candles it’s thirty thousand fucking bottles of black and furnace red dye.

We broke the prisoners out of Moonrise, but they got on the boat too early and bugged the fight by leaving Astarion and Karlach behind. Wulbren Bongle somehow got stuck in combat mode even after engaging the cutscene on the docks below Last Light; he he kept trying to run ALL THE WAY BACK TO MOONRISE nine fucking meters at a time while I frantically tried to finish the fight with the Warden, otherwise Wulbren would have run straight into the shadow curse. (I would’ve let him go; fuck Wulbren Bongle, all my homies hate Wulbren Bongle. But my mom didn’t know that, and she wanted to keep him safe. So.)

She had me reload a save like eighteen times to save the giant eagles on top of Rosymorn Monastery. Wouldn’t even let me do non-lethal damage just to get past things. I think getting that warhammer for the dawnmaster puzzle took us like an hour and a half alone. (Yes, I know you can use any warhammer, but SHE didn’t.)

She’s started keeping an irl notebook to keep track of her quests between play sessions. She writes down ideas and strategies when she thinks of them during the week, then brings them to her next game session at my house. I think she wrote about three pages on possible approaches to the goblin fortress alone.

She insists that I pet Scratch and the owlbear cub before every single long rest, no exceptions. Sometimes I have to do it multiple times until she is absolutely sure that the animals know exactly how much she loves and cherishes them. She has also commissioned a crocheted owlbear plush from a friend of hers and is very excited.

I’m sure there’s a bunch of stuff I’m forgetting, but those are some fun things I thought of. She’s enjoying the game and is telling all of her retired friends to get it and play it for themselves. She asked me “what is Discord” yesterday and I think my life flashed before my eyes.

anyway shout out to my mom for being neat

Part 2 — Part 3 — Part 4 — Part 5

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale #gale of waterdeep #astarion #gale dekarios #laq talks #I talk #she stares at me real hard after she makes a choice too #like squinting to see if my expression gives anything away #if it was a good or bad call #I keep my face blank as shit it’s hilarious #I have not told her I’m writing fanfic for this game #nor will I ever #jesus christ

[helluvapoison]

Possessive

how the overlords would put a claim on you

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

˚✧₊⁎ Carmilla Carmine ⁎⁺˳✧༚

As much as she loves spending her mornings in bed with you, wishfully thinking she could stay there all day, she can only give you 3 more minutes at best. Being an Overlord and a CEO keeps her rather busy. You’re grown, you can handle yourself (you have to in this world) she’s not keeping tabs on your whereabouts. Carmilla isn’t itching for a fight like these new “up and comers”. Giving you something to protect you when she’s not around simultaneously puts a target on your back. A simple ring with her name inscribed would suffice, satisfying any possessive vices she may or may not have

˚✧₊⁎ Zestial ⁎⁺˳✧༚

Abhorrent is jealousy, driving the younger generations to filth like, ugh, hickeys. Although, on a certain level he does understand. Being in Hell for as long as he has and alone the same amount, he knows all too well the primal need to claim what other’s might steal. One must leave their mark as a warning sign for others. Zestial’s exceptionally charming when he wants something, notably not asking when he presents you with the crisply wrapped gifts. There’s no less than twenty. Boxes upon boxes of accessories and clothes that suit you but hold his color palette, spider and web details to boot. He’s utterly thrilled when you wear them, showering you in compliments and declaring himself the luckiest soul in Hell

˚✧₊⁎ Rosie ⁎⁺˳✧༚

Goodness, have you seen how sinners nowadays go about the whole ordeal? What happened to romance!? Call her old fashioned, but Rosie likes a smidge of glamour in her techniques! She’ll walk shoulder to shoulder with you, holding her parasail over the both of you. She’ll accidentally press her painted lips on your cheek and forget, quickly getting swept up into conversation with someone or the other. It’s fine, no one would question her! Not if they wanted to live anyways. Butterflies swarm her stomach when she notices you haven’t wiped her imprint away, a proud smile spreading across her face. It becomes purposeful as the days go on

˚✧₊⁎ Alastor ⁎⁺˳✧༚

While happy to broadcast newsworthy exploits, sharing his private affairs with the world is out of the question. Of course the appeal of it all isn’t lost on him, he merely doesn’t see the point. Why broaden your horizons of potential dangers by claiming you publicly? To calm that unruly, covetous alien in the pit of his chest? He’s not that selfish! Besides, nothing less than something permanent could truly satisfy him anyhow

˚✧₊⁎ Valentino ⁎⁺˳✧༚

If he doesn’t have eyes on you, he’s working. Those measley hours apart won’t stop him from reminding all of Hell you still belong to him. He doesn’t trust anyone down here. He’ll convince you it’s for your safety that he tightens the collar around your neck. With a hum of approval, Val’s long and slender fingers twist the tag with his name on it. Heart shaped, of course, he loves you after all!

˚✧₊⁎ Vox ⁎⁺˳✧༚

Only the insecure need to put a claim on their person. That’s not Vox, no way! You’re never really out of his sights anyways, what with today’s power of technology and all! The need to brand you goes a different route. He wants everyone to know you’re spoken for, pulling you on camera every chance he gets. He wants them to stare in awe and envy but cast their eyes down when you walk by in public. A slight on you would be a slight on him personally and no one messes with The Vees

˚✧₊⁎ Velvette ⁎⁺˳✧༚

Truthfully, there isn’t much she wouldn’t do. You’re all over her Sinstagram and that says it all. Every runway show, every red carpet walk, every paparazzi shot you’re always beside her. Vel dresses you left and right to match her OOTD somehow. She snaps a pic every single day (sometimes more) to show her followers their favorite couple is thriving and stylish as always! The description never fails to scream how your all hers

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel headcanons #hazbin hotel headcanon #velvette imagine #velvette headcanon #velvette x reader #vox x reader #vox imagine #valentino x reader #valentino imagine #alastor x reader #alastor imagine #zestial imagine #zestial x reader #carmilla carmine imagine #carmilla carmine x reader #hazbin hotel rosie x reader #hazbin hotel rosie imagine #poiboiwrites