#old man kal

[ckducky]

Superman and Deku-Eath 2 ver.

Old remasted of my Deku/Superman art. Replacing Kingdom Come Superman With the Earth 2 Superman

#dc comics #superman #clark kent #superheroes #my hero academia #crossover #earth 2 #old man kal #still wholesome #season 1 MHA #deku #izuku midoriya #fanboying #a super suit with love in every stich #comic

[newvegascowboy]

The thing with Eagle Flies and Dutch genuinely enrages and saddens me so much like. It's hard to put into words.

#not fallout #kal talks #rdrposting #genuinely one of the most tragic elements is the theme of Dutch using young men and discarding them #like you notice how the characters that die the most are young men? #in every act barring act 2 i think a young man connected to Dutch dies #act 1 starts with mac dying offscreen and davey dying shortly thereafter #act 3 sees the death of sean #act 4 kills both kieran and lenny #act 6 kills eagle flies #dutch and the old guard almost never suffer for the most part #like. parallels. to arthur and john.

[sergle]

NO HOW DARE YOU FUCKING SAY THAT!!! SLANDER SLANDER SLANDER

#HE FUCKS (fucked) LIKE CRAZY #you may be able to say he's old as dust right now but he was WAY crazy when he was young #you CANNOT tell me he was a few pumps and done. I am writing an email to brandon RIGHT NOW #he might have been a bad husband but he was NOT a bad lay and I stand by that #and nowadays he's a changed man. probably things are even improved #I WON'T budge on this. I won't. #other characters. I can budge on the matter. dalinar.. NOT THE BLACKTHORN #sergle.txt #all dalinar's problems were MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL he was not lacking in any other ways #the thrill? the THRILL? COME ON #anyway do we think Navani would accept anything less than the best #if we're gonna call ANYONE a loser we're going to call Kal a loser. even though he's my wife #but it holds no weight w Dalinar

[lululeighsworld]

SIR YOU LITERALLY STARTED IT !!!!!!!!

#leigh is endwalking #leigh plays ffxiv #HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GRUMPY. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNBELIEVABLY GRUMPY. #I FUCKING SCREAMED AS I WAS WATCHING THE CUT SCENE WAITING FOR HIS VOICE TO SEE IF IT WAS HIM #my poor pc like 'why is this bih taking so many goddamn screenshots' #'so please favour us with your handsome face' ANSDJV KASDVKJNASD GHOST KAL OVER HERE LOSING THEIR FUCKING MIND #HIS EYES ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING PRETTY IN THE CUT SCENES TOO. FUCK!!!!!!!! #ALSO. HE JUST PRETENDS LIKE HE CAN'T SEE YOU. AND CALLS YOU A THING. #AND HE GIVES YOU HIS FUCKING AETHER SO YOU CAN BE SEMI-NORMAL SIZED #also i love how they're just. setting up so much potential for hadesazem. #'if they truly wished to be here then they would be' JUST SAY YOU MISS AZEM YOU GRUMPY OLD MAN #'all i know is it's trouble. doubly so if it's their spitting image' HADES PLEASE. CAN'T HANDLE AZEM'S CHAOS?????? #anyways if you need me i'll be in gpose as elpis for the foreseeable future #emet selch #kalyna orben #ffxiv #ffxiv endwalker #emetwol

[lasalegarce]

Torak pondering on the Orb

+ bonus Zedar being a peeping Tom

#torak #kal torak #belgariad #malloreon #belgariade #spent all morning yassifying that old man #and face-apping every existing smoothing makeup to create his mask #but it was worth it

[bamboozled-distress]

silver age superman needs to suck a dick and cry in his tiny fucking complete ass apartment about it im so serious

#i started reading superman and supergirl stuff from the silver age and wow i don’t think I’ve hated a character more than silver age superma #he makes me SO mad #no way is he literally depriving kara of any sense of humanity and love just to be his contingency plan #and depriving her of love and care and affection of parents ever and making her only go out to do errands for him and his missions #hey little 15 year old girl i need you to be in love with me and make out with me for this mission underneath a complete other name #AND THEYRE COUSINS #teehee let me tell you that you can go out in public as your own person and not just hide yourself from the world for me but omg omg you #messed up this mission a little bit?? NO IM TAKING AWAY ALL THE PRESENTS I SHOWED YOU GO BACK TO THE OROHAMAGE AND WISH FOR HAPPINESS ILL #NEVER LET YOU HAVE #he literally thinks he’s better than everyone ever HE MAKES ME SO MADDDDDDDDDDDDDD #supergirl #superman #kal el #clark kent #silver age comics #silver age dc #dc #action comics #laz.exe #also #he’s so homophobic gay man coded but nobody’s really ready for that conversation

[bumblingbabooshka]

Harry Kim should have had a crush on every single one of the main characters for at least a week

#except Tom - Tom's a constant v_v and B'Elanna's on and off #Tom: You've been playing a lot of kal-toh recently~ #Harry: Yeah it's actually a really interesting game! I've been thinking about reading up on it and some more Vulcan culture~! I- #(Tom grabs him by the lapels) Harry. You /Better/ Not Be Thinking About Fucking That Old Man. #(Harry avoids eye contact) Aw C'mon Tom you can't possibly think.... / I KNOW YOU HARRY. PROMISE ME!! #when Harry gets around to his week long Janeway crush he just puts his head in his hands and sighs #I'm watching 'Revulsion' right now and Harry's the only one who can pull of a crush on Seven of Nine bc he really is just a romantic dumbass #so it doesn't feel as creepy as it could have been #Harry is less a playboy and more a poet in a blooming wood mourning a love that ended before it even began #and the other person doesn't know he even exists #Harry: haha Seven what if we watched the moonrise together~?? #Seven: =_=.....??? You Tryna Hit It Or What Ensign? #Harry: -sweating- i ts uhh...it s...n ....I...t eambui lding.... uu o h...... #<- Guy who chiefly experienced attraction through pining #Harry & Seven friendship is v good~ No Man Should Ever Be With Seven of Nine. #Chakotay really put his glass of water /right/ on the control screen instead of the billion other places he could have /pos #the doctor is so funny...get 'em doc >D #liveblogging #o aaggh do not like Tom saying 'shut up' and kissing B'Elanna it's like a trope but to me it's the worst trope ever.... #if it was more tender perhaps. gentler and slower. <- the trope not this tom/b'elanna interaction #but then again Tom is my least favorite of the Voyager crew (which means I'm neutral about him bc Voyager's crew is amazing)

[blorb-el]

flashpoint kal is my little meow meow!!!!!! after all he's been through, he still wants to protect people!!!! to give his love!!! to help people!!!!!!!!!!!

literally!!!!! i watched the movie before i read the comics and from the second sam daly said one word i was like. oh no. damn it. he sounds like his dad but also different :((( this sad little wet meow meow goes straight into the sad kal basket along with speeding bullets bruce and the very specific au dcau clark i only have in my little brain. also, voted kal most likely to curl up into a little ball and thereby invoke the MOST feral protective instincts in me. i think he should meet the pattman/battinson. look at this wet littleman........

also in flashpoint beyond he gets the most exquisitely lovely version of the Fortress ever derived from the ice palace ;_; he helped make for others what he wished he had himself......... a safe space........................ weh. almost made the evil krypton plot twist bearable. almost -_-

#jellyfitzjelly #thanks for the ask :^) #flashpoint kal protection squad #also in fpb when he's talking to thomas he's constantly hovering to make himself several inches taller which i find v funny #you loom over that old man kal. you deserve it #regardless of the objective quality or lack thereof of his stories. i'm still feral about Hims

[foeofcolor]

i cant stop thinking abt the fact that wayne enterprises owns the daily planet. did bruce buy it before he knew clark. did he do it out of spite. did he do it because he wanted to make sure luthor couldnt. did he do it because ollie almost did. did bruce even do it or did kon bully tim into doing it. whats the plot here. does this mean bruce is clarks boss on a technicality. does this mean that tim is clarks boss. 

if timkon happens then does it mean that kon is dating clarks boss.

#Clark : dont you have school- #kon : shut up old man my boyfriend is my boss #clark : ..... wait- #clark later to bruce : WHY #clark kent #bruce wayne #batman #superman #tim drake #robin #red robin #kon #kon el #kon kent #conner kent #konner kent #kal el #superboy #timkon #wayne enterprises #lex luthor #oliver queen #green arrow #daily planet #superfam #batfam #supes #drake #yj #young justice

[v-arbellanaris]

im marking (having a mental breakdown because idk wtf my coworker is teaching these poor kids but something is VERY WRONG) but im rotating my blorbos in my head as we speak. i am having EMOTIONS about that old man as we speak n its soooo much

#sad old man appreciator? no. toxic big dick energy bitch appreciator. girl boss old man appreciator. he's SUCH a character #he draws on some of my fav character tropes but with a good twist because he's already LIVED past his story!!! #thinkin abt the landsmeet and his parallels to kal and its making me SO unwell. they're MIRRORS!!! #they're two people who were never supposed to meet! the way they're parallels bc parallel lines aren't supposed to meet #BUT THEY DO. and it changes everything - specifically my brain chemistry #im unwell!!! ok #tbd

[ascefreckles]

Ppl wanna talk about Kaladin’s second hand embarrassment moments but can we talk about the fact the Oathbringer is an entire BOOK of epic cringe fails by Dalinar Kholin (with a couple of major Ws sprinkled in)

#stormlight archive #like I’m sorry but I don’t think and for my boon was that embarrassing #arguably ‘aren’t you a woman?’ is Kal’s most cringe moment #but like #that doesn’t even COMPARE to Dalinar #on my third read thru of oathbringer and I’m just like. damn old man you’re a badass and a very dynamic character but #BRO YOU ARE TAKING THE L!!!!! #half of his attempts to build the coalition and also the brief shattering of the coalition: Secondhand Embarrassment Levels Maxed #his escape from Jah Keved? EXTREMELY CRINGE #his projection of his most Whole Self onto Adolin and Renarin? 🥶🥶🥶 L

[ckducky]

Kingdom Come Superman cover

A custom retro cover I did of my favorite version of Superman

#superman fanart #superhero #superman #kingdom come #KC #Comics #retro #retro aesthetic #old man Kal #dc comics #dc #comic books #comic covers #Clark Kent #space

[newvegascowboy]

Look I'm still on hiatus, but I am here to say I want izzy hands to call me a twat

#ofmd #not fallout #kal talks #im only here briefly to look at ofmd content #obsessed with that old man

[ziggarts]

old artwork: dc comics edition

#dc comics #superboy #kon el #super man #clark kent #kal el #impulse #bart allen #robin iii #tim drake #six flags magic mountain #old art

[little-lanterns]

Wait so kristen went all through that trouble of opening hole on the sky only for them to teleport to talos II through the rift on the north. Well, that's a bit surprising despite lone trail clearly mention the 'door' up north.

Sheesh old man i want to know you more

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

DPXDC prompt: Valentine's day spirit. Superbat edition.

When Phantom sets foot on the Justice League base many years later, he expects anything but not Flash pointing finger at him and screaming about "legendary child who made Superbat canon".

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Being in Metropolis because of a ghost hunt right in the middle of a battle between Lex Luthor and Superman was not the best outcome, especially considering that Jack had his three-year-old son with him. But without such a combination of circumstances, they would never have found out that "Ghost!" "Daddy, no!" Ectoblast that Jack shot at the target of their hunt touches Superman and..really hurts him.

There were two sides to Danny-the ghostbuster's son and the astronerd. It is clear which half of him did not have a chance to win.

Danny threw his space rocket toy aside and grabbed father's arm. In the next second, boy had already sunk his teeth into Jack's fingers, forcing him to drop weapon. Youngling quickly jumped off and picked up ectoblast and then ran towards Superman. "Fly away! I'll hold him!" Danny stood up to try to cover up ghost (or alien?) in case Dad took not one but a whole bunch of shooting things with him again.

Jack: Get away from my son, ghost. Superman: Sir, I'm sure this is some kind of misunderstanding, I'm not a ghost. Jack: Danny, come to me, he's trying to hide his identity and manipulate us. Danny: No. If the heroes are being attacked, then someone must protect them too. Jack: But he's a ghost.. Danny: Alien or ghost is not so important, Daddy. He's in pain, and he's protecting this city, not haunting it. It's wrong to try to catch him for experiments. I forbid you to do that. Jack: Danny, champ, you're wrong.

Lex: Hah, what an interesting substance. Despite the other aggregate state, or rather its absence, it is so similar to kryptonite. Superman: Lex, is this a portable lab? Now is not the time, in case you haven't noticed. Lex: There is always time for science. I think my colleague will agree, right? "Similar to kryptonite?" Jack muttered to himself.

Jack: So Superman wasn't my target. And we are not colleagues. There is only one insanely rich man with questionable moral values with whom I am ready to do work, and your surname is clearly not Masters. Lex: It's a pity, but still, if you want to carry out the delivery of your wonderful weapons or exchange experiences, then call this number. Luther quickly shoves a business card into Fenton's hand. Jack*throws it away*: Come on, son, let's go back to the hotel, you've skinned your knees.

~~~The Evening. The Roof of the mentioned hotel~~~

"My friend Sam is also very frightening. And she also likes dark.“ The boy paused for a minute of thinking. “You want to kiss your goth friend?" "W-What makes you think that, kid. We’re colleagues, I respect him very much and.." "So you want to. It’s okay, I’d like to kiss Sam too but I’m afraid she’s gonna hit me. You have the same problem?" "It’s a little more complicated for adults." Kal begins to explain but stumbles upon Danny’s completely unimpressed look. Yeah, this boy apparently has heard 'kids would understand when they grow up' lectures at least thousand times. "But you’re basically right."

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When Batman himself comes to their hotel the next day as a representative of the Justice League to make sure that Mr. Fenton has no desire to harm Superman in the future and to tell that Superman is not going to press charges because of the ectoblast that injured him, Danny refuses to leave the room.

Jack: Oh, Danny, I thought you dropped your space rocket yesterday, it's a good that Alicia's Christmas present isn't lost. Danny: Well, dad, I left it on the roof of a bad bad man, yeah, but Uncle Kal returned it last night and we talked for a while. Jack: About what? Space, my little star? *Father immediately assumes that Danny would like to ask about everything real alien*. Boy*blushes and shakes his head negatively*: No, not about it.

Jack: Then what it was about? Danny: Secret superhero things. I can't tell you. I agreed to withhold that information as part of a pinky swear. Batman: And what about me, young man? You can tell me, right? Batman couldn't resist talking with such a cute kid. The boy thinks only for a second before hurriedly trying to push his father out of the room. Danny: Dad, come out for a minute and don't eavesdrop. I'll tell you when you can come in. The big man laughingly obeys. Lil child checks the reliability of the closed door and runs up to Batman. Danny: And so, Mr. Batman, first promise not to laugh or hit Uncle Kal. Batman: I promise? Danny: Good. This is very important information. Batman: I'm listening.

Danny: He thinks you're terrifying and wants to kiss you. And since he is afraid that you will hit him for this, I recommended him to appease you with a pie cooked according to his mother's recipe. Well, you know, since you love sweets and his parents' farm has the most wonderful apples in all states. He rarely cooks himself, but he will try for you, so even if he doesn't succeed, pretend that you liked it, please. Batman:...

Batman: Would you like to work in intelligence for the Justice League when you grow up? Danny: Actually, I want to be an astronaut. Batman: Our base is located in space. Danny:

Danny: Hmm, then I'll think about your offer.

Batman: Great. It's a pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Fenton. You can count on a job recommendation from me. Do you want anything as compensation for your consultation? Danny: Actually, yes. Mr. Batman, tell me honestly, are you a bat on a frugivorous diet like Giant golden-crowned flying fox or you are a Vampire Bat? Sam says that such a big bat can only be a vegetarian and uncle Kal said your son was more than happy to steal strawberries from his garden with Superboy but..

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Batman tries to behave naturally for a week. However, the sweet tooth inside him still makes him clamp Superman in the corner and question him. "Where the hell are the pies you promised to cook for me, Clark?"

#dpxdc prompt #dpxdc prompts #dpxdc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #superbat