#on my third read thru of oathbringer and I’m just like. damn old man you’re a badass and a very dynamic character but

[ascefreckles]

Ppl wanna talk about Kaladin’s second hand embarrassment moments but can we talk about the fact the Oathbringer is an entire BOOK of epic cringe fails by Dalinar Kholin (with a couple of major Ws sprinkled in)

#stormlight archive #like I’m sorry but I don’t think and for my boon was that embarrassing #arguably ‘aren’t you a woman?’ is Kal’s most cringe moment #but like #that doesn’t even COMPARE to Dalinar #on my third read thru of oathbringer and I’m just like. damn old man you’re a badass and a very dynamic character but #BRO YOU ARE TAKING THE L!!!!! #half of his attempts to build the coalition and also the brief shattering of the coalition: Secondhand Embarrassment Levels Maxed #his escape from Jah Keved? EXTREMELY CRINGE #his projection of his most Whole Self onto Adolin and Renarin? 🥶🥶🥶 L