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major-victory · 2 years
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So now that I've finished season 1 of bnha, I wanna try and do a little analysis of what I do/don't like about it, or in otherwords: despite being a flashy action shounen with a fun basic hook that is well drawn and voice acted, why does it lose me?
I can't add a readmore, so bear with me here
Overall
I overall like the show a good bit. Switching over to English has definitely made it more engaging for me, though it is Entirely Possible that it's primarily due to Chris Sabat carrying it for me personally. But all of the actors are great, theyre well suited to their roles, and they feel well directed. (And I'm not biased at all that I hear Saitou when Chris speaks shut up, im sorry my fave role of his is such a small one when the man literally voiced in DBZ)
The hook IS genuinely fun. I LOVE the concept of a kid showing such an urgent desire to help that he inspired a known pro hero to push himself as well, and I am always weak for Strong OP Master accidentally adopting a kid that he initially wrote off, but in such a way that he would Kill for said child. Better still when, in order to make the child his apprentice, he gives the child a piece of his own power (see: the breaker for another fun example of this narrative) and this ends up hurting him down the line.
Animation
The animation is also very fun. They let these kids make Great Expressions -- lots of wrinkles and lines, over exaggerated when necessary to drive home the intensity. The action and posing is fun, tons of foreshortening, great camera angles for a lot of the fights.
So with all of that being as fun as it is, I think it loses me in 2 places: narrative and lighting.
Narrative
Basically -- the pacing just feels Off. I think I'm not a huge fan of introducing shigaraki so early in the game, instead of having no build up to them as a threat, and then turning around and going into the sports fest... it isn't even whiplash, it just doesn't feel like those arcs were supposed to come one after the other like that. Like there should have been an arc before USJ that helped ramp things up a bit more, made the USJ bit feel more impact full. In stead it just punched you in the arm, said "Jah! Bet that was scary" then ran off leaving you more confused why you were punched in the arm at all.
Lighting
Lighting really just boils down to All These Scenes Look The Same. They all have the same lighting intensity and shadow placements, every scene is as saturated as the last. Even the shots of Deku in the night, or Deku leaving school at sunset have largely similar lighting, it's just the color itself that is off.
There is only 1 scene I can recall in those first 15 eps (I'm 2 eps into season 2 so shh) that had any distinct lighting: the scene where Deku completes his beach cleaning and the sun is still rising. It created a fun back-lit effect on him, and was gorgeous when combined with the raw emotion and his scream. Loved That.
But there were other opportunities to use lighting just as dramatically, especially in the USJ battle sequences, when Shigaraki first appears. This is such a terrifying, heavy set of fights, but the whole time its illuminated like it's just a sunny day. There's no dramatic shadows that obscure half a characters face, no fun colorful spec lighting to help them stand out against the combat around them. They just look the same as they do in any other scene. I think, writing about this now, that has a huge impact on the fact that these fights are occasionally losing me. They're fun they're fast, theyre flashy, and I like that, but they don't look any different.
That said, I know there's a few scenes later in the show that look to change this up a bit, but I'm not sure when they do, or how often either.
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💭 hello alastor!! im quite curious about this so here we go!
gender: male!
personality: hmm that's a toughie. i like to think im a nice person. im very loyal and i enjoy talking to friends, though i also enjoy being alone. im quite shy around people and i get anxious super easily. im really creative and when i get really passionate about something, i focus a lot on it. i tend to apologize a lot and i feel like a lot of things are my fault. i also have slight anger issues im getting better at controlling!
Likes: hmm.. i enjoy things like music (30s-80s is mostly what i listen to) and cartoons, though i also really like cookies and beignets! i adore physical affection from my friends as well
Dislikes: i hate being interrupted or shushed. it makes me feel unwanted or like my contribution to a conversation isn't needed. i also really don't like loud noises and being yelled at. i dont like broccoli or almonds either haha
Hobbies: i enjoy playing many instruments, like guitar and piano. i also sing! i like to write and draw as well, and im considering watching old shows and movies as a hobby.
there we go, i hope that's ok!!
-🧸 anon
" I see. You are indeed a very lovely person. A bit skittish, but very well-intentioned. And a musician as well? Well, aren't you quite the skilled individual! And to be so skilled and creative, why you have great potential! "
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whimsywispsblog · 1 year
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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
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Desert you
Never gonna let you die
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I HOPE YOU KEEP YOUR WORD BROCCOLI 😤
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2 notes - Posted February 13, 2022
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Heyyy! How would Leon and Chris react with a female s/o that has tattoos and a tongue piercing? Would the love it or rather dont? When you don’t want to write that it’s ok! ‘Was just asking :)
Okay I really like this ask, it's such a mood.
So Chris. He'd be thrilled. Fascinated, excited, awestruck....all those adjectives. He loves to trace your tattoos, while listening to the story behind it. If you plan to get anymore tattoos, he'd gladly accompany you, even your hand if you're scared or in pain. As for piercings, oh sweet heavens. The very sight of it makes him go feral. And it's feel- he goes mental. And he loves it. Although he would wonder how long it would have taken for the piercing to heal and for you to eat anything spicy, if you're a spice lover.
3 notes - Posted November 15, 2022
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Only Time Would Tell
There will never be a world in which this is right.
But then, who decides what is right and what is wrong?
Yennefer breathed deeply into her cupped hands, the soft smell of the sweet berries filling her nostrils. For some reason, the scent bought her comfort. She never knew if it was because of her mother. Back when she got a little whiff of motherly love. Or it was because of Tissaia. Whatever the reason it was, the scent of berries did soothe her mind.
She had grown tired of constantly fighting.
Fighting for what was rightfully hers.
Fighting to prove her worth.
Fighting for her place in the world.
Sweet dreams of death, ones that continue to plague her mind and tempt her to give in to its sweet release- how delightful.
Tempting indeed, the long undisturbed slumber of neverending golden dreams- all away from the horrible nightmare of her world.
Her cruel world. A cruel game. Surviving is a pain.
Cheating is a pleasure, but one she wasn't sure she wanted to indulge in any longer.
Geralt.
A scoff escaped from her mouth as she downed another mug of the rancid alcohol.
Love. What a beautiful illusion. Like an enticing mirage that captivates the mind and body.
But disappointing.
Purple orbs looked up to the starry skies that shone brilliantly. The cold breeze swept past her, making her shudder slightly.
Why was love so easy for others to find and thrive with? Or was it her fault?
Yennefer was a woman with a will of her own- unyielding and resolute.
As a young girl who was thrown around, broken, ravaged and fractured, she learnt the ways and rules of life the hard way. And she would forever be thankful for her rough past, without which she wouldn't have been her- strong and determined.
But one question remained.
Why her? Why was she constantly thrashed around relentlessly?
'I am sorry you chose power.'
'No amount of power or beauty will make you feel worthy of either.'
'A child is not a way to boost your fragile ego, Yen.'
All wise words that were thrown at her by her lovers.
Ones who she believed loved her.
But in the end, it was always about the same damn thing- power.
Her being hungry for power even though to survive, power is the key, and that is what she wanted.
But then, she was only looked at as a conduit of magic- a weapon perhaps if given autonomy and identity, disaster would prevail.
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7 notes - Posted January 5, 2022
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Vermilion
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From spiralling liquor to soft sheets - he'd done that too many times.
Simon slotted his cigarette between his lips, watching her walk towards him, slightly wobbling over her large stilettoes. The soft glimmer of the lights overhead bathed her in a honeyed glow. 
His eyes were commanded by the stunning pair of rich olive-brown of her eyes behind her bronze-dusted eyelids, full of warmth and a spark of curiosity. 
14 notes - Posted November 19, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Hi! Question how would Chris Redfield react when his s/o is damn good into dirty talk? And everytime when he wants to dirty talk then he/she makes it even worse?
Hello Anon! I'm so sorry for replying so late.
Okay so Chris. I think he's the kind who'd get very flustered easily. Sure he can tease you a little here and there, but that's about it. And if you're the kind of person who's mastered the art of dirty talking, Chris should seriously look out for you (just kidding!). He'd be turned on, definitely, but he'd just freeze too, unsure of what to do next- should he tease you back, or just go with the flow. His s/o would let out a taunting laughing just to fluster him a little more and continue playing with him till Chris is a puddle of mush.
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blackberry-gingham · 2 years
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i have GOT to hear more of your Toad headcannons! there's so little content surrounding this brick of a frog man and it's a damn shame~
NDNDJSJSKKEE
I'm honestly hoping you sent this without actually reading that headcannon post bc it was mostly a joke and I surely will not be making serious ones like that 😭😭✋🏻
But yeah, I can do some like normal ones lmao 😂 Of course, some of these come from the help of @samatedeansbroccoli and her science brain of toads 😌🤲🏻
Ok, so Toad's pretty interesting bc there's so much you can do with his physiology
Like the line between human and amphibian? So much potential
One thing we hc'd is that Toad's not exactly cold blooded like an amphibian would be, but he doesn't have normal human homeostasis either
His "normal" body temperature is in the 90 F range, rather then being confined to a specific number
This means that he can be either really warm or kinda cool and it doesn't bother him
It also take longer for him to either heat up or cool down, so he can handle surviving in dramatic climates better then some of his fellow mutants
HIS. LOVE LANGUEAGE. IS. TOUCH. AAAAAAAAA
This is a man who has gone his whole life as a social reject, hated at every turn by just about everyone
Look me in the eye and tell me he doesn't crave a loving touch more then anything else in the world
More then air, more then water, more then food, more then sleep...
ANYTHING
This man is a cuddle monster tbh
Like is said before, he's not really super warm to begin with, but after some time next to an average temp person like yourself, he'll heat up soon enough
This kind of distresses him I think
Like he wishes he was warm all the time so you could be more comfortable
He feels a bit insecure being like... lukewarm whenever you two touch
I feel like Toad would probably gravitate more towards a mutant s/o tbh, but really, he'll take anyone
Despite all the shit he does with/for Magneto and his Mutant Superiority agenda... I don't think Toad actually hates humans
Like he'd probably say he does. Sure, he acts like it too. But if it came down to it...
Give him one human lover that treats him right, and boom
Call everything else off
It'll take some warming up, but I think the trade off for the initial distrust and rockiness is that he'd be extra extra protective of a human s/o
Not because he thinks you're weak or anything. Nah, it's more like... well...
Yeah ok. He kind of can't help but see you as fragile
Obviously uses British terms of endearment/affection when referring to you and, I imagine, has a whole vocabulary of slang
Curse the comics for depriving us of that, tbh
Although... I kind of feel like maybe he doesn't in an attempt to fit in better
He stands out and is rejected hard enough as it is, reminding everyone that he's not actually from around here certainly isn't going to help
Back to the food thing tho, I also headcannon from Broccoli's science facts that our boi is a Good Eater(tm)
DONT. I SEE YOU HORNY POSTERS. DONT.....
Since he kind of eats his food tongue first, as frogs and toads do, it basically gives him the opportunity to get more taste out of his food before consuming it
Imagine if you like... idk, licked a chicken nugget or something a bunch of times before finally chewing and swallowing
While that may sound super gross and weird, it would also be extremely flavorful
That's kind of how it is for Toad
That, and the fact that he could probably fit whole plates of food in his mouth at once, so
If you can eat big, then why the hell not, right?
I do hc young Toad as being skinny and stuff tho, so it's not really a dad bod thing tbh
More so it's just how he is, plain and simple
Oh also, like frogs and toads, his tongue is like SUPER soft
You may not think it, but surprisingly it's actually kind of nice
Clean too, so no worries if y'all get up to... Things 👀
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lizandbo · 3 years
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hair days w/ hq bois
Asahi 
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- oh dear. Oh hell
- he really really really does have some fragile hair 
- i feel like his older sister would teach him how to do his hair and all that jazz 
- he would let you play with his hair, hell he loves it
- so when you started to do something with his hair he was curios of what you were trying to do 
- but you responded back with just a simple “idk”
- now he really curios 
- no matter how good or bad you are at hair, hell love it 
- he always love your hair styles, or anything that you do
- so when he noticed that you were doing piggy tails he was super confused, like isn’t this  all girlish for him?? Hah NOPE not to you
- you were trying to pigtails and then put them in a bun
- but before you did that you admired him
- “ayyyyeee you look like Harley Quinn!”
- “w-what?! How?”
- “you look nothing like her, but soon in a couple of seconds/ minutes you will look like Princess Leia!”
- “oh dear”
Kenma 
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- before yiu do anything with dying and Yadyayada 
- he LOVES when you shovel your hands through his hair and practically rake it like crops 
- but when you did have his permission to dye since the roots were over powering the blond 
- you were excited but hella nervous cuz like...you might mess it up??
- but would kenma really care? Yes, he would absolutely care 
- so now back to panicking
- but if you do mess say hello to the coffin cuz- *cough cough kenma ejronmwowdkrjnew
- he isn’t scary but the harsh and cold tone that he can use is like o.o -.- o.o 
- but anywaysss 
- you did ok, but kenma was impressed none the less 
- he was playing his Mario cart and yes he is playing Mario cart FIGHT ME
- “k-kenma....umm i dunno if you would be happy orrr somethinf”
- “what’s wrong with it? I though you said it was good?
- “welp its like...too much blond, more than you would like?”
- “how much of the roots are left?”
- “like about an inch?”
- “its ok, I’m not mad, but next time leave lie three inches..ok?”
- “okie dokie<3″
Kurro 
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- Peeps say that he gels his hair up, but like,, i think its normal cuz i looked it up
- but hinata’s hair is normally like that? Sorta 
- and a lot of other peeps have their hair straight up like a fuckn chicken just like onion head 
- but on th website thingy i looked it up, kenma said that he lays on his stomach and puts two pillows around his head to make it like that
- but personally, doing all that before you get to sleep is too much cuz like, when I’m ready to fucking sleep, I’m fucking asleep asleep 
- but this is about hair not fucking sleep
- you scrunched up his hair and he turned around his neck so fast to the point it cracked 
- you never saw I’m that alarmed ever
- “bby, I’m only playing with your hair”
- “you should’ve told me, i thought you were a stranger trying to fight”
- “oh yeah, its not like every day that you fight wth a stranger”
- “ its just for the cause” 
- “’its just for the cause’ my ass”
- you were now done with his rooster hair, that it tuned out to be three to four lil braids 
- “....looks nice babe”
- “you don’t even know what it looks like tho”
- “i know, im always gonna love it”
- insert your face blushing:)
Nishinoya 
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- Noya bby would prolly never let you touch his hair cuz like: he wants it perfectly up
- so, he would let you do it at night
- or right after a shower 
- but anyways 
- you were trying to do like, this thing were its tiny lil ponytails in his hair 
- it would look stupid but funny
- and once you did it, he was impress but Ike, also kinda mad and embarrassed?
- he didnt want to look Ike an idiot 
- but HERE WE GO WELCOME TO THE FUCKING SHOW 
- “y/nnnnnn, what the hell?”
- “what? You dont like it?”
- “well, yes I’m pretty impress but dont i look like a weird gnome with broccoli hair?”
- “well yes you look like a gnome cuz ya damn short, and no you dont look like a broccoli, you look like nothing ive seen before”
- “is that somethinf- WAIT.. IM NOT SHORT!” - “ya kinda areee”
- “BABE”
- “sorry”
- “WHY DO I LOOK LIKE THIS”
- “what? Beautiful? A gnome? Details man!”
- “yes beautiful, no gnome, forgot I said anythig about the gnome”
- “okie dokie”
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The handsome and funny @campcrow tagged me in this tag ten people you want to know better game. Thanks dude! I love doing these!! Haha
Favourite colour: Probably Blue and all its shades. And maybe yellow?!?! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ I really like color theory and i think ever since reading about how Blue is non-threatening and calm and serene, its been stuck with me and i think thats why its my favorite.
Three favourite foods: Im gonna go very specific on this one haha, currently its Marie Calendars Dutch Apple Pie, Portos Bakery's Medianoche sandwich, Taco Bells Quesalupa especially (but not exclusively) the black bean one.
Song stuck in my head: Cry For You - September. Btw, if anyone knows the name of the Queen in the video where she performs to this song and walks away to this song and comes back and walks away again, please let me know.
Last song I listened to: Cornerstone - Arctic Monkeys. I picked up my guitar yesterday and relearned a bunch of songs I had forgotten because it had been (what felt like) years since i practiced.
Last thing I googled: Romanesco. Well. To be fair. I googled Broccoli types because i couldnt remember the name for it. But you know what i mean haha
Dream Trip: like DREAM dream trip? It would be almost like a year long thing. 2 weeks in Japan. 2 weeks in Korea and so on in Thailand, India, South Africa, North Africa, Ireland, Brazil, New Zealand, Mexico, and a week or so in Canada. To really take in the culture of the places. A regular weekend never feels like enough and this way i could find the small places that dont get much attention by weekend visitors and show them some love.
Anything I really want: Currently, just more time. It neever feels like theres enough of it.
Time: It is 9:55 A.M. and 68° here is Los Angeles and im hoping to that it doesnt make it past 80 but its spring ssooooo, fuck the heat.
Last Movie: First Wives Club haha cus they're sisters and theyre doing it for themselves.
Tea or Coffee: every time i see this one, my first thought is always......
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But coffee in the morning, tea any other time.
Last Show: Community. I need something to giggle at but could also tune in and out of. The last Show i finished, though, was Lovecraft County and that show was SSOO good.
Currently reading: Delusions of Gender by Cordelia Fine. Im only a couple dozen pages in but shes talked a lot about how it was hard to really test or study gender traits because people will act on them unintentionally because they're so ingrained in most of us, but with other tests, people will naturally adapt to things outside of their "gender norm."
Currently watching: Time slip away from my fingers. Haha jk. Nothing specific right now, but i have a list and should probably get back to it.
Sweet, Spicy or Savory:
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Haha probably Sweet. I have a massive sweet tooth, but i also love Savory and spicy is nice in moderation
God thats was long haha. Ill try to keep my answers short next time. Ok. 10 ppl is gonna be hard since y'all are so amazing. @dangerghost20 @anti-socialhero @zelmoe @chubb-e-cheese @princess420 @jockoppressor @ricky-rawrasaurus-rex @uwucowboi @we-dont-matteratall @neofooturism @grandprise @kitsune-kaos @catgifsinthesenate @onlyyams @flaming-ramen @hermionegrindr @shadupandscroll @midians-world i cant count 🤷‍♂️ haha no pressure though.
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sparklingpax · 3 years
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Oh the forgetting to follow is one whole mood, srsly
It was actually peas, I forgot we were out of broccoli
You're making perfect sense, am sorry ur brain is a crisp toasty homework fritter
Im v v sleepy currently, so, A Thought (EDIT: A Thought that's quickly getting a much higher word count than I bargained for)
Any of the Team Prime humans might end up on a long road trip with Optimus for Episode Plot Reasons (ground bridge who, maybe it's temporarily broken), and especially if it was a kid they couldn't just check into a hotel at night because Wait, Who's In Charge Of You, Small Child, Do You Need Help?? But if you wanted to make the concept with an adult you could just say they couldn't do it because Soundwave might be able to find them in the hotel's database or something, or more likely they just didn't want to pull up to a hotel/motel in a semitruck because that's a recipe for ending up as a story on the internet
Either way, Optimus ends up pulling into a truck stop for the night, and the human gets to experience falling asleep inside a Transformer, which is probably a trip but is also Incredibly Cozy because that's a very powerful living being who also probably loves them very much (even if he doesnt always say it the usual way) and it is like being Held Gently
Jack would just fall asleep quickly because he's a Tired Teenager and Optimus' engine has a rumbling purr like an enormous cat would and it's Very Relaxing also even though he'd hide it, he would maybe get a little emotional because it really is like being held and he misses being a little kid ok
Miko would chat with Optimus like it's a sleepover because she's constantly got an energy level like she had a cup of coffee and she forgets that giant robots need to sleep too (maybe she actually bought coffee at whatever gas station she picked up her supper from and Optimus couldn't exactly tell her no, only Please Don't Spill That, Miko) and OP ends up laughing so hard at her memes/puns that he accidentally wakes up the actual trucker a few parking spaces over and there is a moment of Panic at their almost-blown cover before the trucker falls back asleep and they go back to laughing more quietly
Raf would probably be fairly quiet, but would alternately be insomniac-ing on his phone or just staring at the roof of the cab for so long that Optimus asks if anything's wrong and scares the crap out of the poor kid because he forgot he was in a car-person for a minute okay im sorry Optimus also yes I'm fine, yes, definitely, I can sleep anytime I want to I swear, no you dont have to turn the radio on....okay actually that's kinda nice.....are you...humming?? No wait don't stop that's really nice actually thank you
June Darby would probably drift into a very meaningful conversation with him about responsibility and parenthood and personal identity in relation to those things, leaving both of them somehow comforted and melancholy at the same time, looking up at the stars together
Fowler... probably awkward silence for a while, ngl. He can't quit overthinking about how he's actually trying to sleep inside a living person and that's weird and also it's kind of uncomfortable to realize that he has no idea how to interact with the Autobots in the absence of some kind of mission to drive the conversation/set the tone/give him something to ground himself. I do feel like they'd both loosen up with each other a lot after a while, particularly if the road trip lasted a few days. Not sure what they'd talk about, though... what are some interests they might share? Or things they could discuss? The fact that the kids are getting into the habit of talking him into bringing pizza, maybe-- "Are you feeding them, Prime? Do they get enough food at home??" "I once expressed a similar concern to Nurse Darby, but she assured me that human children consume large amounts of fuel to account for their rapidly changing frames, and that their caregivers do take this into account as far as she knows." "Well, yeah, kids are always hungry I guess. I can't keep feeding them pizza, though, that's not healthy." "It isn't? Why not?" "Well y'see, when foods are processed to a certain point, they become less nutrient-rich, and--" They spend a bit longer than they'd bargained for on the Wikipedia pages for different parts of the human body, and Fowler is Rather Grumpy the next morning because he went down an internet rabbit hole with a 30-foot metal man instead of sleeping like normal people do. (He brightens up when he gets his morning coffee, but this ask is already way long enough)
AAAHHH OK THAT GOT AWAY FROM ME SJFJFJG I HOPE YOU LIKE IT
I’M SORRY THAT THIS IS SUCH A SHORT RESPONSE BUT OMFG PRIMES ABOVE I LOVE THIS WHOLE IDEA AND SCENARIO. I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING SO CLEARLY HSDHSDJSF HH 
THANK YOU FOR THIS AA >//w//< 
:DD
-Kuni~
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twisting-roads · 2 years
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oihh my god where do i start this is so exciting OK fruit time
-in botany, fruits are classified by the body holding and protecting the seed inside them (strawberries and cashews are an exception because strawberries are stupid and cashews look like this:
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-this means peppers, cucumbers, all squashes including pumpkin, tomatoes of course, olives, eggplants, and fucking corn i guess are all fruits as well
-a VEGETABLE is any part of the plant that is NOT the fruit. this includes lettuce and cabbage (leaves), beets and carrots (roots), and broccoli and cauliflower (flowers). yes the broccoli you eat are flowers(thats why they're called florets)
-strawberries are not berries. bananas are tho. heres a banana with seeds
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the only reason we dont see this shit in our bananas we eat is because agriculturally we bred them to basically nonexistence
-almonds and peaches are related and also contain a sugar that breaks down into hydrogen cyanide. thats the stonefruit family for you and it also includes apricots, mangoes, plums, and nectarines. by the way nectarines are literally just fuzzless peaches.
-you also probably knew this but potatoes and tomatoes are part of the nightshade family you know. parish's nightshade the really poisonous one. every part of both plants except for the ripe fruit/tuber is really poisonous and once an entire family died because the bags of fermenting rotten potatoes in their poorly ventilated cellar produced so much poisonous gas that they near instantly died from the inhalation so i mean dont do that i guess
have fun with that ill be back later with more
I knew all of these but thank you for the share
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depression-mealsz · 2 years
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stir fry (veg)
im absolutely free-associating as i write this recipe so have fun reading all this - i hope you like parenthetical tangents!
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total time: not gonna lie to you, this takes most of the day. absolute MINIMUM like 45 min. but! you can do it piece-meal so its not all ur time/energy at once
makes: ~4 servings (but really 1 if you’re me)
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ingredients:
1 block extra firm tofu, pressed (i use old textbooks because i spent too much money on them not to get any use out of them)
3 tbsp corn starch
3 tbsp vegetable oil
1/3 cup white rice
1 egg
1 broccoli crown
1 zucchini
1 yellow squash
1/3 cup shredded carrots (or carrot chips, yum)
1 tbsp soy sauce
salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, liquid smoke, and red chili flakes
sesame seeds for garnish
OPTIONAL (but is it?):
1 tbsp mayo
1/2 tbsp ketchup
1/4 tbsp sugar
same seasonings as above
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how to:
ok fasten ur seatbelts, this one is gonna be a little complicated to read but i promise its not bad when ur actually doing it. i think of it in sections - tofu, rice, veggies, then combine it. makes it a lot more manageable!
for the tofu, rinse it, wrap it in paper towels (or regular towels? sometimes i do both) and let gravity press it for you while you go for your impressive fourth rewatch of new girl. after you get sick of waiting for your tofu to press, cut it into 1″ cubes (ish. do i know what 1″ cubes look like? almost certainly not. go with your gut). combine corn starch and oil together, along with your spices. be generous with your spices, some of the flavor will get lost in the bake. coat ur tofu pieces in the corn starch-oil-seasoning paste and place on a baking sheet. i like to cook mine at 425F for 25 min. this gets it extra crispy, which im obsessed with. also i coat it in kung pao sauce or whatever i have on hand, but theyre still good plain. i bake the tofu while i cut the veggies and cook the rice. speaking of,
for the rice, just steam it according to the directions on the bag (typically 2:1 water:rice ratio, steam for 15 min). props to you if you have a rice cooker, this broke bitch does not. and if you cant boil rice, they make minute rice u can cook in the microwave or whatever. i think that has the texture and taste of play-doh but if thats ur speed, do you ig. really you should refrigerate it after boiling it for it to be true “stir fry” (apparently) but who has the time for that? as soon as cooked food hits my fridge, you may as well throw it in the garbage bc im never touching that shit again. set the steamed rice aside while you do the veggies
for the veggies, cut em :) pretty much thats it. throw some seasoning on it if ur feeling saucy, which i often am. toss them in a wok pan on medium-high heat with some butter (or your preferred vegan alternative) until theyre cooked down like 85% of the way. theyll still retain some residual heat and cook even after you’ve taken them off the stovetop. set aside while you fry the rice
when frying the rice, you need a LOT of butter. more than you think. probably at least a quarter stick (sucks if ur on the west coast with those weird sized butter sticks). toss that and your rice in the same wok you just used to cook the veggies and add your soy sauce. if youre not vegan, add in your egg and scramble it up. you can be one of those people that adds peas to your rice but really.... why would you do that. cook the rice til its done :) i know i could be more helpful but see i dont think i can here. eating it before its done wont kill you, it just might be a gross sensation in your mouth texture-wise
tofu should be done baking by now, so really you just need to combine ur veggies, tofu, and rice in the wok for a quick stir and then serve it. top with sesame seeds.
OPTIONAL (but seriously, no it’s not):
combine the optional ingredients above to make that quintessential japanese mayo sauce (it feels idiotic to call it yum-yum sauce but alas, i don’t really know what else to call it). i love to dip the tofu in it or mix it in to the rice because im one of those clowns that eats one thing at a time (veggies first, then tofu, then rice).
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what i love:
ive always loved going out to eat at those hibachi places where they cook the shit right in front of you and do the little tricks with the onion volcano, etc. but a) those are expensive and b) god how strange would it be to go to one of those alone?? so i decided i would make it at home and you know what bitch i did that
this might be the most involved recipe ive posted and it does in fact go against the initial purpose of this blog to post easy and somewhat healthy recipes to stave off depression but i promise, if you can do even half the shit i told you to here, you can basically conquer the world. or at least your subdivision. and youll have all the energy to do that and more bc you hit all your major food groups! what!
you can totally add chicken or ? idk pork or shrimp or whatever your preferred protein is in place of (or in addition to) the tofu. im vegetarian so ive completely lost the knowledge of how to cook meat whoops
what i hate:
one time i made this and went to brush my teeth because it was bed time and there were maggots on my toothbrush and in my bathroom sink ???? ive never seen maggots there before or since, so i dont know if i got some sus vegetables or rice or if i completely hallucinated that but wow that was. an experience for sure. dont let that deter you from making this though! i doubt it had anything to do with my cooking
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thedappleddragon · 3 years
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ok time for 2 days worth of journaling
yesterday I discovered that if I take half of a mini bagel (because the store was out of bagel things), put on cream cheese and a slice of salami, you can make a pretty good bagel bite. I talked with my dad for a while about college things when he came home from work and brought groceries. I also made a frozen chicken Laredo pasta thing for dinner and ended up sharing it with my mom. dad and I shared ideas for what to add to it next time to make it better. I started with chopping up spinach, because I know it shrinks a bunch and is easy to hide in stuff. I want to try adding a little salt, maybe some garlic and onion, parmesan cheese, more greens, a bunch of stuff. idk. I like pretending to be a chef. but I talked with my ad about what kind of stuff I'll need for college, and how I'll probably need to buy real clothes and makeup so I dont look like a goblin who’s been existing solely in basketball shorts and pajama pants for the past year in quarantine.that;s why I made that post last night about fun girly sleepover or simple-ass makeup tutorial. I tried washing my face with an Olay soap bar, and it left my skin feeling nice but idk how good/bad it actually is for your face since its meant to be a body bar. I real online that a plain dove bar is actually pretty damn good for your face, but Olay was the only thing I had on hand. whatever. i played a bunch of stardew valley as well
I slept like shit last night, waking up at like 4 am and all mr dreams being shades of muted grey and brown and broken up into blocks, idk. I've been having weird abstract dreams and sleeping like shit for the past couple days. I think that's partially what cause my head to spin all afternoon. whenever I moved my head, it felt like my ghost was lagging behind my body if that makes sense. it sucked but got better when I moved around. I had my dad bring me water and Tylenol and then come back a second time to light my candle because he smelled like cigarettes and left the smell in my room. but I realized it was April fools day when I woke up, and contemplated how I was gonna prank my friends. I didnt come up with anything until my sister sent a picture of a crashed white Volvo, saying she failed her driving test. when my mom showed me I didnt believe her for a second, and folded over laughing when my mom was concerned about if it was real or not. I stole that joke and showed it to my 2 friend groups, with panicked misspelled texts to go with it for *authenticity* lmao. both groups fell for it at first, but band friends taking longer to catch on so I had to tell them it was a prank. my gamer friend in the other chat caught me almost IMMEDIATLY with reverse google image searching. but I laughed my ass off for a while either way. I didnt play any stardew today but I did play a little Webkinz. when my sister came back from her driving test, my dad brought home Dairy Queen blizzards and mentioned getting a nice-is dinner takeout :) unfortunately I waited forever for him to bring home food and it never happened. so my sister and I went through the mcdonalds drive through and got served by this absolutely DELIGHTFUL middle aged man who was very nice and funny and I told him she just got her license today. we went home and ate in my sisters room and watched John mulaney’s new in town. I had never actually watched the full special, but through Tumblr memes and a million animatics, I had pretty much seen everything. I had fun tho. we got regular chicken sandwiches when we porobably should have gotten the deluxe ones with lettuce and tomato and source or just gone to Wendy’s. tbh Wendy’s is SO MUCH FUCNKIN BETTER. and the mcdonalds was more expensive than I thought it would be. whatever. if we had gone to Wendy’s, sure we would have gotten better burgers, but we wouldn't have seen that deightful man. anyway earlier today I gave my cat some catnip and she was really cute about it. do cats drool more when they’re high? cuz damn it sure felt like it when she was mashing her face into my hand.  for lunch I made a different pasta thing, this time shrimp lomeign. I added spinach and broccoli, which I'm going to do for now and forever because it SLAPPED but my mom was acting like a child, saying broccoli is gross. she had me make spaghetti and proceeded to eat 3 or 4 bowls. I had a couple and went to my room. I realize that I'm typing all this shit WAYYYYY out of order, sorry to me reading back in the future or anyone who bothers to read these. tbh why would you. I hope people dont have my talk tag blocked (thanks for coming to my ted talk) and instead have 2021 daily blocked if they dont want to see these. I still make funny posts sometimes!! that’s also what I tag my art with!! but neither of those people would be able to read this anyway so I'm just preaching to the choir. anyway you’ll be happy to know that my head is no longer spinning, my teeth are nice and clean, I've got my comfy socks and pajama pants on, and I’m ready for bed. eventually. it’s not even midnight yet lmao. I guess I can mention this morning when my cat yelled at me asking to go outside, but it was literally FREEZING and im 100% sure I saw some snowflakes while I was out there for a couple minutes. she got so cold she climbed up on my lap as I was wrapped in my childhood sleeping bag I found in the laundry room. I breathed warm air on her and sat out there for another minute or so, mostly insulated by the sleeping bag, but carried her inside eventually. I didnt want to have to deal with that shit. tbh even tho I just had mcdonalds and it’s almost midnight and I've already brushed my teeth, I'm still a little bit hungry. but I dont know it’s that’s just because I'm lying down and your body takes a little while to tell you when you’re full, or if it’s because I waited for SO LONG waiting for city barbecue or bento cafe that just a burger and fries wasn't enough to cut it. well I'll just sleep it off anyway. you know what’s really cute? my cat laid on my lap and rested her chin on my hand as I typed :) I love her
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Stolen hearts part four
Mercedez pov “ Yes we are dating"mercedez says ” oh my god nick says looking shock how cute the two of you matt says. My question is for how long have you been dating for matt asked um for about a year now why mercedez says “well because youi wanted to know and oh my fucking goodness thats a long time how did you guys hide that for soo long nick says well um yeah its our anniversary today. Mercedez says Oh so why the hell id you say we could come? Nick ask um well it would’ve been suspicion right. Well yeah is that why you pretended to like joe and will. Well yeah if me and kenny were to hang out all the time you guys would be like something up and if we both weren’t looking for a relationship then you guys would of found out by now mercedez said oh yeah that makes more sense now but what would of happen if you two wanted to get married nick asked um we would have told you before that actually we were going to tell you guys kenny says um so can we go eat now mercedez asked yeah babe lets go and matt nick lets go kenny says . All rights lets get out of here the we drove to the restaurant we walked in and sat at a table when a waiter came over, hello guys may I take your order, he asked. Actually were waiting for someone else you can take someone else’s for now okay ill be back then. Wait who are we waiting for kenny asked. Oh adam I invited him and are you gonna tell him your with kenny or am I going to be the one who tells him. Matt asked. Its gonna break his heart. Nick says no one telling him anything okay mercedez says wait who not telling who what adam says. um well mercedez and kenny have been dating for a year now. Matt says matt your an ass mercedez says. Wait you and kenny adam says, well that Explains a lot. What do you mean by that kenny ask. Sit down adam mercedez says as he grabs a seat well I mean that explains why you don’t want to be with me adam says oh thats why ok well it’s not the reason why but okay, can we just order our food please. Mercedez says well okay the waiter says as he came walking back over so what would you guys like to order. Um ill have z steak with mashed potatoes and mixed veggies please mercedz says um ill have mixed b viggies with grilled chicken with mashed potatoes kenny says then ill have fish with lemon with broccoli . Nick says Ill take grill chicken with pasta matt says and ill have kennys girl on my bed adam says.adam says no ill have chicken and pasta but I will take your girl as desert. Then te waiter chuckle a little. Adam dont open your mouth now okay. Fine I will in your girl. Ooh shit matt things are i getting heated. Kenny just forget it okay babe its our anniversary so don’t get mad okay . Mercedez I have a question about why you wouldn’t want to date adam cole bay bay he says as he laughed after. Maybe she didn’t want to be with you because she found out that your and complete ass. Kenny says well maybe she thought you were the best thing for her so she said fuck it ill go out with you kenny. Adam says adam shut up please. No I don’t think he good enough for you, you should of have came to me and I would of told her that it was a bod idea to date you. Adam said getting a little upset. Well fist of all if its your anniversary why are we all here and your making a scene so this must be the worst day of her life well except your guys first time in bed. Adam says . And another thing why would you like him in the first place your beautiful and he just there. Okay adam we get it your in love with me and I don’t love you back okay so just give up I said sadly. Well I said it sadly because I felt kinda the same. Well I would never go out with you because your an ass okay. Well your stupid enough not to notice the feeling that I have for you you just don’t fucking get it Its more then just me liking you or getting mad you don’t want me its you failinb to realize that im more then your best friend I can be yours forever, adam says well okay but just leave me and kenny alone okay. okay the waiter walked over wih our food in a bag sorry you guys are causing a scene and making people upset. Okay will leave I leave him a 30.00 dollar tip with the bill and left this was the worst day of my life
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hannahjoy12103-blog · 7 years
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So my friend @elianadiana1106 is known to say some weird things. Here are 200 of them:
1. Snow be gonner 2. Cars are weird. Its like a room full of couches that moves. 3. Ok. But what are mailboxes. Its like. A mailbox is a box that humans that dont know you will send you stuff. And its socially unacceptable to open someone elses box but why?WHY WHY IS THAT? WHY IS IT UNACCEPTABLE TO OPEN SOMEONE ELSES BOX? 4. Names. Are a random selection of words. Like hannah. Ellie. Alicia. Why alicia. Why. 5. When i was little i was scared of fences. 6. One time isa was chasing me with a toad i named him fred and she made me hold him and if i didnt shed make him pee on me. 7. Lockers are tiny closets 8. Why arent electronic library cards a thing yet 9. Sometimes i wonder what life would be like without cupcakes and i cry 10. Scary guys scare me 11. You know what should be illegal? Pinapple on pizza. 12. What are houses. Theyre like caves but not. 13. Bears are scary. Theyre like giant dogs with teeth and claws. 14. It was a car except it wasnt a car. 15. Not that i know what a crying cat sounds like 16. *puts glasses in mouth* *bites down* ow 17. Whats a brain tho. Its like a box but its not a box. Its an oval. And it has all of your memories and your conscience in it and if you hit it too hard you do. 18. What is the purpose of eyebrows. I dont see an actual use for them except making sure they are on fleek. 19. I was in my living room and then my brother came in and punched me. 20. Why do people have hair. Does it protect them from being cold or something 21. What if there are aliens on earth but they look just like look just like humans so we cant differentiate 22. Why do colors clash. Why do some colors look good together and others dont. What if my red is your blue. 23. What happens if someone eats a phone 24. *sings veggie tales song* that reminds me of swedish men 25. Is that a trampoline?? Oh wait no thats my reflection nevermind 26. Glasses are like hey whats up i cant see anything so let me just put up this piece of glass in front of my eye so i can see. And tadaah the glasses were born 27. *looks out the window* Oh hey such niceness 28. *hits her head on the window* im a mess *hits her head on bus seat* owwwwww 29. Someone is calling my name *looks up* is it you god?? 30. Look its my favorite emoji because it reminds me of a gorilla (shes talking about this one>😤) 31. Bushes are like baby trees except they dont grow up 32. Speaking of scarring, The lion king made me cry 33. Why do people wear bright colored bookbags 34. Windows are like eyes into the home 35. Im twelve. Oh wait i lied no im thirteen. 36. I know how to Karate 37. Look im wearing fuzzy. Theyre the best of all pants. No other pants can compare 38. *is talking to Isa through a door* Well if yuh wanna talk to me, just pick the lock. Cuz apparently, you can do that 39. Mom wants me and mom is above you 40. I like busses. Theyre like catterpillars. Theyre long and they roll along 41. What if my chin had eyes 42. What id your eyes were your nostrils and your nostrils were your eyes 43. Im short. Kinda like a pudgy cupcake 44. Pigs are like cows except they give out milk. 45. Shut up and pretend im smart 46. Shut up and let me talk 47. *discusses the possibilities of rainbow snow* rain snow. Its like rainbow but its. Its smart appreciate it. 48. Help i need life alert 49. I rip out my hair for fun sometimes 50. Im pretty sure shes austrian. I dont know why. Just. Austrian. 51. Is this cold. *touches it* Oh yes very cold. 52. I know everything 53. Have you ever been a murder gorilla before? 54. Blue raspberry isnt even a thing. What are they feeding us?! 55. One time i ate a cat. But i didnt like it very much 56. I need to think of something funny to say. Becuase i like to make things funny. 57. So garbage cans are like portable dumpsters 58. What if theres a dimension where instead of there being people and it snowing, theres snow people and it rains flesh 59. Dying wasnt on my bucket list 60. so YOURE the one who ate MY pudding cup 61. Why are they called mason jars. Did mason design them? WHOS MASON? They should be called ellie jars. We all know that ellie is way better than mason 62. Where was the lightbulb invented 63. BEFORE you say anything. Do you remember Pinky Dinky Doo 64. Its like a freakin blueberry with a face 65. Dont bite your friends *sings* “Dont. Dont. Dont bite your friends” 66. I should be doing homework but instead im watching Yo Gabbah Gabbah 67. *sings the backyardigans theme song* 68. *sings the veggie tales theme song* 69. Do you remember junior the asparagus *starts singing moana* 70. So if i owned a pinetree, could i call it minetree 71. Red pandas are better than dolphins 72. *lydia starts talking* IS THAT YOU GOD 73. What if the firemen start the fires to keep them employed 74. Tic tac toe, pick one. One of them have to die. 75. Does derp and snerp rhyme 76. *touches nose to my phone* nose phone 77. Singing. Its just like stairs. I get out of breath. 78. One time i had a dream that i had to slay a dragon. It killed me. 79. One time i was walking my grandmas dog and a cat attacked me. 80. Are hearing aids glasses for the ears 81. Whats the difference between right twix and left twix 82. HEY LOOK THERES A DUCKY 83. Morgan is a russian spy? 84. What if you could take your eye out and see into someones soul? 85. Can fish drown? Like can they drown on air? 86. I had a dream where Logan got stabbed last night? 87. FIRE HYDRANT! 88. lions? I dont have any lions 89. Cinderella can go dig a hole and die in it 90. Thats sooooo ugly. Cinderella can wear it 91. I dont even like orange soda but i drink it because its sugar and i LOVEEEEEEE sugar 92. Oh no sweety those shoes do not go with that dress, unless youre Cinderella 93. I have a burning hatred for Cinderella 94. WHAT THE HECK IS– oh its me 95. Its time to listen to MY songs. Buckle up buddy. 96. If i was an animal i would be an irrawaddy dolphin. I am. An iraqaddy dolphin 97. Im DONE with this long hair. Im cutting it off. 98. Have you heard me sing? Thats not the sound of potential. Thats the sound of death 99. If you had a girl child what would you name her (i say i dont know). Youre right. Lily is a great name 100. HANDSTAND. No wait i cant do it i will break my neck 101. *makes the verbal sound for: “GAHSBXICIWOEBDKDIQ” * 102. Did someone say bork 103. What if four wasnt a number 104. *sings*: NOW YOU KNOWWWW WITH ELLIE YOUR DAILY INFORMATIONAL THING. YEAH. 105. Some people. Theyre like walls. 106. I didnt know its body fell off. Somebody shouldve given me a heads up. 107. *reads: I like trees* he better stay away from minetre 108. It feels like a worm entering my ear 109. I give up 110. You know how carter has 753 pens in his sock? That really SOCKS for him. Ha. Ha. Ha. 111. MAKE ME. oh wait you cant cuz youre on the other side of a locked door 112. SENTIENT TACOS ARE EVERYWHERE AND THEY WATCH YOU. 113. SENTIENT WALLS. I HAVE FOUR OF THEM. 114. I had a dream that i killed a man 115. Its just a wallet. His name is walley. NO ITS A SENTIENT WALLET. that makes cents HA HA ha. Ha. That was good 116. I look like a naked mole rat 117. How did different kinds of birds come to be different 118. Hes a manager. Hes really good at managing things. And apparently hes a certified scuba diver 119. I kill at wii baseball ‘kay 120. The Miis creep me out like hey im the mini you living in the screen 121. Im single and i know it 122. The next dude who comes near me i will punch him in yhe throat. I will conventiently make sure its seamus 123. NO. THERES BUBBLE WRAP BUT ITS TAPED TO THE INSIDE SO I CANT POP IT EFFICIENTLY 124. Its like waves… but its not but it is 125. *phone buzzes* SHUT UP 126. A stylis. Its like a pencil for you phone 127. SO MANY SCREEN PROTECTORS 128. Go buy some new jeans. You dont need SCISSORS SARAH. 129. My friends say im weird. But i dont really think im weird you know. 130. Hes so tall. Hes like a freakin giraffe. Hows the air up there buddy? 131. Why the heck and i cutting holes in perfectly good jeans. I dont even like jeans. 132. I have 67 cats at home 133. What did cave people paint with? Their blood? 134. dude it’s the perfect weather to play tornado in 135. MIKE WAZOWSKI 136. Grass. Its like tini miniature trees. Im not wrong. Broccoli is a mini forrest 137. Seamus has an empty cardboard box in his room and i stole it and made it into a spaceship 138. That girl looks like me. She just want “agh” and just. Same. 139. The blankies name is dora. Dont ask why. Not my blankie tho. My blankies name is blue. I slipped on dora when i had my laptop in my lap. 140. Cinderella deserves nothing. 141. Morgan is a russian spy 142. LOOK ITS AN OLD GUY. i bet he has three dead bodies in his basement 143. A flute. You can shove it down their neck. And when their wheezing for breath beautiful melodies come out 144. The ninjas house is a bit further down. 145. Its like somewhere over the rainbow 146. I was just singing the entire soundtrack because why not. 147. Why do cars come in different colors? But the same inside colors? 148. Is it spelled nartz or narts 149. These people on my street painted their house mustard yellow and I don’t like it 150. How dis clowning start. Like hey lets paint our faces paint and put on red noses and see if children cry. I cried. I cried very hard. 151. Reich rhymes with branch 152. Cinderella deserves nothig but death 153. What if george washington IS THE WALLS? 154. The bus driver starts the bus before i sat down and i almost fell on my face. Lets face it that wasnt very nice of him. HA ha ha… 155. Jail backwards is laij 156. Do i confuse you more than math because nothing confuses me more than math 157. *rants about lotion* *cries* 158. The pogo is a no-go 159. I forget that i tell people things and im suprised when they already know, like how. Did you read my mind? 160. OH I HAD THIS DREAM. It was an animal apocalypse and they broke my glasses and I woke up mad and confused as to why I couldn’t see. 161. I think that in the alphabetical world, that c and s are rivals 162. Is a sticker still a sticker if it loses its stick 163. Stickers can go a die in a hole with Cinderella 164. Do you think the ocean is just salty because the beach never waves back? 165. Hey look its Mr. Testa. Dont testa me. HA. ha..haha 166. I want to go to sweden to see if they have swedish fish factories 167. Doesnt Switzerland make pretzels? Or is that Germany? 168. What if the sky is purple… 169. Me: *sends ellie a photo of an owl saying hello friend* ellie: WHOO ME?! haha get it… I’m making owl puns? What a hoot! 170. Ha ha… man i made this *send photo of hawk* Hawkward… 171. i see you are not *send photo of emu* EMUSED. 172. I get it, my puns are…fowl. Fowl. Did that send twice? Oh whale, i did it on porpoise. 173. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved. Did you sea what i did there? Im shore you did. 174. I almost ran into my wood bed. That woodn’t be fun now wood it 175. Im eating a bagel. Bagels? More like Bae Goals 176. Shea broke and 'unbreakable bowl’. Its unbowlievable 177. I just made up an 'under the sea’ parody about chocolate milk. Help me. 178. What did the grape say when he got stepped on? Nothing. He just let out a little wine 179. I think there is a monster under my bed 180. *draws a cherry* I thought it was a berry good drawing 181. I think of eyebrows as two countries. Unibrows unite them. 182. Im hanging out with sally right now (her imaginary friend who is homicidal) 183. I WILL WALK THERE WITH DETERMINATION AND GET TO MY DESTINATION TO FINISH YOUR EXTERMINATION. I WILL GO TO MURDER NATION 184. Ya know when spies do a little camp thing to catch the bad dude 185. Newspaper is so confusing. Its like a thousand tiny paper books. Im trying to read it but is not helping me 186. *talking about the origin of pretzels*but whose the mother country that was like “hey lets make some dough wrap like this then sprinkle some salt then how bout some mustard”. Like who did that. it couldn’t been a collaboration of countries. did they hold a world meeting to think of new foods 187. Where the heck did cake come from. Apparently the Greeks invented cake, but according to food historians the ancient Egyptians invented cake 188. Hey my family just decided that our new safe word is 'Oklahoma’ 189. I am certain that food historian is a real job 190. So apparently not all Catholic Churches have their sermons in Spanish 191. But apparently the actual Purple Heart is in Orlando 192. Apparently my friend Amanda almost pet a manatee today 193. THE PIZZA PLACE STOLE OUR PIZZA. I THINK. WE ORDERED PIZZA MUCH TIME AGO AND IT ISNT HERE YET 194. I was watching a show called Room on the Broom but it wasn’t very good 195. AND ARE STORES CALLED STORES BC YOU STORE FOOD THERE? OR IS IT CALLED A STORE BC YOU GET FOOD FROM THERE TO TAKE HOME AND STORE YOURSELF?? 196. aRGG I JUST GOT TOOTHPASTE IN MY EYE 197. I hate snow white almost as much as i hate cinderella 198. I should get a star on the hollywood floor 199. There’s a ladder on your roof, you should get that checked out 200. I have ice cream. aaaand I walked into a wall
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queenii-llama · 7 years
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#wow#like its one think to kinda know youre not on the same page as someone but#holy shit#my dad is all pissed because i didnt make dinner because i was busy today#and im like 'okay well you didnt tell me what you want so i didnt know what to make'#and hes not even just annoyed man hes like /pissed/ like trying to figure out why im not /getting it/#and he goes 'how hard is it to keep the house clean and think of something to make and have it ready by the time i get home??'#like ok hang on#1. ive been hella depressed lately#which okay is not an excuse but#2. lots of people making the mess and im the only one cleaning so its /pretty fucking hard/ to keep things tidy#and 3. im not creative?? if i have to /plan/ the meals then its just gonna be steak and potatoes and broccoli every night forever#and he hates when its always the same so???#like maybe im overreacting about this#but im chilled to the bone honestly#i said 'i dont know what you want me to cook so just tell me what you want and ill make it'#and he says:#'if you cant figure how to cook a meal and you cant do chores then how are you ever going to be a wife?'#im??????#oh my god#thats an actual thing that my father just said to me#like im not worth anything if i cant take care of this hypothetical husband that i dont even want#fuck#like im a lonely piece of shit#but if thats what love is then i sincerely dont want it#this wasnt expected of any if my brothers#what fucking century is this#im so shaken up about this#about me
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shushnothing · 5 years
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Idk
I've known A. for about 3 or 4 years. There's always been sexual tension between us but I accepted he was just a friend a long time ago because I saw him as moody, rude, and selfish. He has good qualities too though like being stoic, artistic, and friendly. I do like that when we argued in the past I was REALLY saying what I thought instead of shrugging it off. But our arguments never got anywhere, ever. He never talks to me outside of when we hang out in person, and if he does its through my best friend. He messages her all the time and the message is supposed to get conveyed to me because her and I are usually together. Mentioning this for important reasons. We've all hung out for years and although I haven't explicitly stated my disinterest in him I felt it was just kind of obvious. I never ask him to hang out anymore, I don't play around with him, its just... chill. So WHY all of a sudden was he trying to take me on an actual date the other night, and without explicitly saying so? He was trying to buy my dinner without asking me first, he had us (me, my bff, and her bf...really they're both my bffs but I digress) all go to Vintage Stock and then Half Price and I went and waited in the car with BFF because I bought my own dinner (I ordered broccoli because it was a cheap a la carte item I liked. Mentioning that for a reason too.) And then there was something about a bar and I'm in the backseat dying because I was already so tired and almost didnt even come back to BFFs that day, and I had to be at work at 5 AM the following morning, so I finally speak up after feeling fucking ANXIOUS all night and was like "NO I don't WANT to go to the bar I have work at 5" and I had a 30 min drive home on top of that, on top of it already being 10:00 at night. I'm old, I need my sleep. Anyway we get back to the house and immediately I'm like "BYE GUYS" which I thought was fine, hopped in the whip and left. And apparently A didnt like that because he asked my BFFs why I left like that, and come to find out had brought me things from the CBD shop he works at. And you know most normal people would just be like "What, its FINE, hes just this and that" but I'm a highly anxious person. I have been single really most all of my life. I don't receive well. And all I was asking for is a little communication, which I feel like if you like me, should not make me feel like I'm asking for a lot. I would like someone to ask to take me to dinner, to listen to me, understand me. I understand guys are shy, nobody wants to be rejected, but in A's case I left and apparently hes like "Why whenever we go out does she not order anything, its weird, why did she leave like that, I was nice the whole time?" And that makes me REEL because youd fucking know if youd ever have a conversation with me. Because nobody will understand why I think all this covertness and sudden 180 of behavior is a power play. People want control, that's natural, but you don't just assume things like buying someone's dinner. And after I left he was telling BFF how the CBD shop is on the South side by section 8 housing and "I wouldn't want her down there", and I'm rolling my eyes because I have friends who live in section 8 housing. Section 8 and/or impoverished doesn't mean dangerous, especially at like 3 in the afternoon. Anyway I know people will just hear me and say I'm ungrateful so I didn't even bother bringing this up with BFF. They dont get it and I'm not going to explain. I just wish it was understood that a lot of my anxiety comes from not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings and wanting to make everyone happy or compromise with everyone and when I do that (granted my version of it) I get criticized. I didn't want him buying me dinner because I don't trust him, I don't trust he actually likes me I think he just can't fathom me not liking him because he's full of himself (re: insecure, which no judgment still). Ok he does like me but I don't see him like that anymore and I also don't understand why all of a sudden (seriously, I haven't seen him in 7 months) he's buying us things and inviting us to his friend's opening (which we missed, again because he said "Around 7:45" and didnt mention we would need to meet him at the door so he could get us in.) Its just... idk.
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DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 112
 atsushi: *asleep*
Kenji: *asleep upside down next to him*
Tanizaki: *splashes water on his face in the bathroom*
naho: *vibrating with excitement*
Tanizaki: *exits the bathroom, nudges Atsushi*
atsushi: *snrk-* a-WHA-WHAT-WHERE AM I?!
Tanizaki: "?! Easy, easy--you're in the hotel..."
Kenji: =w= "Zzz..."
atsushi: oh, right right. *yaaaaawn*
-BANG BANG BANG-
naho: GUYYYYS HURRY UP!
Tanizaki: "???" *checks the time on his phone*
-7 AM-
Tanizaki: -_-; "We haven't even eaten yet--"
maki: easy, naho, calm breaths.
naho: ahhh im so excited i cant stand it! >w<
Tanizaki: ^^; "Atsushi, I guess pick up the pace."
naomi: we're actually going to meet touya diaz and caleb brent and carina bishop IN. THE. FLESH.
maki: i hear the hotel's cafe is doing a morning special on toast to go.
Kenji: *bounces up* "TOAST?!"
-elsewhere-
caleb: hmmm. should i do this in costume or not?
Touya: *looking through his phone* "Depends--how much attention you looking for?"
caleb: >n< im just trying to do this right. its been a while since last i did one of these contest fan meet ups.
Estevez: "I think it's best to give the audience what they want."
caleb: i just hope that crazy wiggum girl doesnt try to break in again. she scares me. Q_Q;;
Estevez: "Caleb, I don't want you having to worry. I'll ask for increased security."
caleb: thank you sir.
amanda: hey guys. *waves* good luck with today's meet up.
caleb: t-thanks amanda.
Touya: *grunts, still staring at the phone*
amanda: hey touya.......mr estevez.
Estevez: "..." *nods*
Touya: *looks through text messages* "?? No word from Carina."
caleb: i saw her this morning earlier...
amanda: maybe she's still getting ready?
Estevez: "She needs to hurry..." *stands up*
amanda: why dont i go get her?
caleb: just dont sneak up on her, she's been a bit on edge lately...
Estevez: *looking on his phone for medicines...*
amanda: *walks up to carina's trailer* *knocks* carina? the othesr are waiting on you.
-silence-
amanda:....carina? you ok in there?
-silence-
amanda: miss bishop? helloooo?
-no answer-
amanda:.....carina? are you in there? *grabs the door handle. it's unlocked* ?? *opens* carin-......a-....*SCREAMS*
Estevez: "?!!!"
Touya: *leaps up* "What's going on?"
caleb: amanda? what happ- !!!!!
-in the trailer, carina lays on the ground, eyes wide open, throat slit open, blood everywhere-
maggi: what happened? i heard yelling. *looks* o-oh my god, oh my god!
Estevez: *calling the police*
-elsewhere-
fuyumi: *worried, making a call*
Todoroki: "Hello?"
fuyumi: SHOUTOOOOO! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!
Todoroki: "...Hello. Yes, I am fine. How are you?"
fuyumi: im just glad you're ok! i just saw the news!
Todoroki: "Yes. It was frightening, but no one in my class is seriously injured."
fuyumi: will you be home soon?
Todoroki: "Yes. I-Island security wants to debrief us, however, then they seem focused on keeping outsiders away for a bit."
fuyumi: i guess that's understandable.
Todoroki: "It'll be fine, and I'll be home before you know it."
-elsewhere-
mitsuki: easy there inko, easy.
inko: Q~Q *unintelligable blubbering and screaming*
Masaru: *offers a paper bag*
inko: *takes it and starts breathing into it*
mitsuki: need something to drink? water? zinfandel spritzers?
Masaru: ._.; ("Little early for drinks, but understandable...") ^^; "I'll try calling. Again." *dials*
mitsuki: need us to set up the guest room for you for a bit?
inko: yesh pleashe Q~Q
Masaru: "... ...Come on, answer..."
eijiro: yes? this is bakugou's phone, eijiro speaking.
Masaru: "Oh, Eijiro! It's Katsuki's father, hello. Is he there?"
eijiro: yeah, he's here now. *away from the phone* bakugou, it's your dad calling!
Bakugo: "WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING MY PHONE?!"
Masaru: ._.; ("I've called 4 times already with no answer...")
eijiro: you were still in the bathroom-
Bakugo: "GIVE ME THAT!" *snatches the phone* "OLD MAN, I WAS GOING TO CALL YOU, BUT IT WOULD'VE BEEN 4 AM WHERE YOU ARE!"
Masaru: "I know, I know--and I appreciate that concern. But your mother and I were worried sick. Are you okay?"
Bakugo: "OF COURSE I'M FINE!"
Masaru: ^^; "Great. Let me put your mother on..."
mitsuki: thanks honeybun~ *picks up the phone* KATSUKI YOU LITTLE SHIT! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET KILLED OR SOMETHING!?!
Masaru: ^^;;;;
Bakugo: "OH, HERE WE GO! WERE YOU THE ONE WHO HAD VILLAINS INVADING YOUR RECEPTION? WERE YOU THE ONE FACING OFF AGAINST SOME MONSTER AND A GUY WHO DELETES SPACE? WERE YOU THE ONE LOST WITH TWO KNUCKLEHEADS WHO WOULDN'T KNOW THEIR ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND?!"
mitsuki: AND WHERE THE HELL IS IZUKU?! HIS MOTHER IS HERE WORRIED SICK ABOUT HIM!
Bakugo: "I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER! HE'S PROBABLY CRYING AT THE HOSPITAL OVER A PAPERCUT!"
mitsuki: WELL FIND HIM AND PUT HIM ON THE PHONE!
Bakugo: "IF IT'LL SHUT YOU UP ALREADY--I GOT THINGS TO DO TODAY!" *steps outside, bangs on a door* "GET OUT OF THERE, NERD!"
Izuku: O_O; "..." ("Nope.")
Bakugo: "DUMBASS, IT'S YOUR MOM!"
Izuku: "?!" *slightly opens the door* "O-Oh?"
Bakugo: *shoves the phone in his face* "STOP MAKING HER WORRIED AND TALK, DAMN YOU!"
Izuku: "H-Hello?"
mitsuki: hi there izuku. ^^ im gonna put your mom on now, ok?
Izuku: "Oh, thank you, Mrs. Bakugo."
inko: *takes the phone* ISHUKHUUUU *unintelligable blubbering and crying*
Izuku: Q_Q *crying, incoherent blubbering response*
Bakugo: ._______. "...What the fuck am I looking at?"
mitsuki: *sigh* the fruit doesnt fall far from the tree, it seems.
Masaru: "Indeed. At least they're safe."
-elsewhere-
Kyotoku: *headbanging into the phone* "KYOKA! I'M SO GLAD YOU’RE SAFE!!!!"
jirou: yeah, im ok dad.
Kyotoku: "WWAAAAAAAAAAH!" T~T "They feeding you well? The cops aren't a problem, are they?"
jirou: -_-; im not in jail, dad.
Kyotoku: "You never know! I once shared a cell with Bowie!"
jirou: david bowie or the bird?
Kyotoku: *SINGING* "BOOOOOOOOTH!"
-elsewhere-
Mr. Uraraka: "I'm so proud of you!"
ochako: aw thanks dad. ^^;
Waiter: *sets down food*
Mr. Uraraka: "Make sure to rest up--you're going to need to re-charge."
Waiter: *sets down a cell phone charger in front of Kaminari*
kaminari: -_-;
Hagakure: *has jam on her face from the pastries* =w= "So good..."
mina: thanks for the recommendation, melissa!
melissa: no problem. ^^
Iida: *passes the steamed vegetables*
-elsewhere-
Patty: "Upsie daisy!"
shiori: ^o^
Patty: "Aren't you a cutie? How's it going, kiddo?"
shiori: *baby babble*
Patty: "Hee hee! Want to see something really cool?"
shiori: bah?
Patty: "Kid! The topiary is off on one side--"
Kid: *rushes in, already in overalls, a sunhat, and a tool kit of clippers* "Ready!"
shiori: *head tilt* ~?
Patty: "You changed so quickly, like magic!"
Kid: "I cannot afford to let one bit of asymmetry manifest in this estate." *looks behind her* "...Wait...That topiary looks fine--"
Patty: *giggles* "Trick ya!"
Kid: -~-
shiori: *reaching* ki! ki!
Kid: ^^; *sets down the clippers, pushing them away, picks up Shiori* "Hello, Shiori!"
shiori: *laughs* ^o^
Patty: "D'aw..." *snaps a pic on her phone, texting it*
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: "??? That's a lot of cupcakes..."
miyuri: ^w^
sonia: so what else do we all need?
Chuuya: "Hmmm...Some leafy vegetables."
miyuri: *GASP* papa! sonia! look! *holding up broccoli* baby trees!
Chuuya: "Yep--that's broccoli. It's good to eat."
miyuri: can we eat trees too?
sonia: broccoli isnt a tree. it's a vegetable.
miyuri: ooooh.
Chuuya: "There are things that come off trees, like fruits." *reaches for an apple--stops...grabs an orange instead*
miyuri: oooh neat!
sonia: oranges are technically citrus. ^^;
Chuuya: "Yes--good for vitamin C to grow big and strong."
miyuri: wooow!
Chuuya: "How about we make a salad tonight?"
sonia: sounds good.
Chuuya: "I'll even show you some different vinegars to try."
-elsewhere-
lavender: saaakuyaaa~ you have a visitor~
Sakuya: -____- "I'm not really feeling like visitors."
lavender: you sure about that?
mahiru: i could come by later-
Sakuya: "?!!! Ma-Mahiru?!"
mahiru: *waves* hey sakuya.
Sakuya: *smiles--then tries to play it cool* "Oh, hey. What's up?"
mahiru: lavender invited me over to hang out with you. ^^;
lavender: you're welcome~
Sakuya: "Oh...Um...How you been? Hungry?"
mahiru: sure.
-elsewhere-
Kanin: "Wow, watch out!" *holds out an arm before crossing the street*
amelia: *stops*
*a car speeds by--followed by police*
amelia: *watches*
Villain: *cackling in the car*
amelia:...
Kanin: "Someone should help stop them..."
amelia: *looks up*
*vines come down, forming a wall that--*
Villain: "!!! SHI--"
*crash*
Villain: *hits the air bags* *groans...* *starts...falling apart like slime?!*
mt lady: what the-
Villain: *tries to slither away into the sewers...*
mt lady: *pulls out a vacuum*
Villain: O____O *scurrying as fast as it can to the sewer grate--*
-VRRRRR-
Villain: "EEEEEEK--" *sucked in, but not before some splashes onto Kamui*
Kamui: "?!"
mt lady: oops, missed a spot. *uses the vacuum on kamui*
Kamui: -_-; "Watch that--you're going to pull twigs out."
-elsewhere-
ochako: thanks for the food! *eating a burger* mmm~ yum!
Izuku: ^^; "We're all finally able to get a break."
kaminari: hey tokoyami, i got a question for ya; do you ever molt?
Tokoyami: "..." *sips on his straw*
eijiro: *smiles*
Bakugo: -_-# "Don't ask stupid questions--we don't ask you whether you get static cling if we shove you in the dryer."
eijiro: *still smiling*
Bakugo: "...WHAT?"
eijiro: you called me by my first name last night. ^^
Bakugo: "?!!! ..." >\\\> "Don't make anything out of it--I'LL CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION IN A FIGHT, YOU DUMBASS!"
eijiro: ^^
ochako: same old bakugou. ^^;
Todoroki: *nods* "Very tsundere."
ochako: *giggles*
Todoroki: *smiles* "Ha."
melissa: ...
Todoroki: "You see they started the concert again?"
ochako: yeah, we should check it out later.
Todoroki: *nods* "Sounds great. My sister was telling me about the instruments they're using--they change the notes by colors."
ochako: wow that's so cool!
Todoroki: "Yeah!" *smiling wider*
melissa:...say, todoroki, may i talk to you for a moment.
Todoroki: "Oh...Um, okay?" *looks at Ochako* "Be right back."
ochako: ok, im gonna get some more ketchup in the meantime.
Todoroki: "?!!!" .\\\\. "...Huh?"
melissa: you seem to smile more around her than most of the others in your group.
Todoroki: "I...smile. At times."
melissa: you also seem to look at her a lot.
Todoroki: "?!! I-I'm not trying to be creepy or anything."
melissa: ^^; sorry, if this is a bit personal-
Todoroki: "It-It's fine...Not many people have said something like that to me."
melissa: ah...well, that's all i wanted to say.
Todoroki: "...Could I ask for some advice?"
melissa: sure.
Todoroki: "If it was you...what would you do? I...don't know that I'm...deserving."
melissa: ._.; honestly, im not the best person to ask in regards to that sort of thing, but she seems happy around you, doesnt she?
Todoroki: "Y-Yes? But Ochako is a very friendly person."
-elsewhere-
naomi: were almost there!!
Tanizaki: "Right..." *looking at a map on his phone*
naho: >w<
Kenji: *looking around* "Ooooo! So modern!" *staring at the palm trees and--* "Shiny lightposts!"
maki: *snapping pics*
Tanizaki: "Sending any of those back home?"
maki: yeah.
Kenji: "Atsushi, what do you want to see while we're here?"
atsushi: i dont even know where to begin. ._.;
Tanizaki: "How about the giant 'Hollywood' sign? It's a bit of a climb, but I heard the view is incredible."
atsushi: sounds good.
Kenji: "I want to see how they put movies on the screens! How do they get all of that done in just one go?"
maki: it takes a long time to make a movie, days, months, even years sometimes.
naho: even the police get called in to make movies, see?
naomi:....guys....i dont think they're acting....
Tanizaki: "!!!"
maki: oh-oh shit!
Kenji: "??? What happened?"
naomi: i dont know. bro, stop the car!
Tanizaki: *pulls over*
naomi: *gets out and walks over*
officer: ma'am, this is a crime scene, we're going to have to ask you to vacate the area-
naomi: what happened?
EMT: *removing a body...*
naomi: !!!!
Tanizaki: "...Someone died?"
naomi: who died?!
officer: that's classified-
Kenji: "How sad. Were they an actor?"
naomi: we just so happen to be detectives!
Officer 2: "Hmm...Well, she was found dead in her trailer."
naho: who?!
Officer 2: "...Carina Bishop."
naomi: !!!!!!!
maki: WHAT, NO!!!
Tanizaki: "!!! H-How did this happen?"
officer: we're looking into it now.
Tanizaki: ._.
naho: WE WONT LET OUR JOURNEY BE FOR NOTHING!
maki: JUSTICE FOR CARINA!
Kenji: ^^ "Let's do this!"
officer: ._.;;; i'll talk to commander fold...
Tanizaki: "Th-Thanks..." *looks around*
-there are officers and crewmembers about the place-
make up artist: well, i heard amanda screaming, and when i came in, i saw the body.
Tanizaki: "It could've been anyone..."
???: it's a good riddance honestly.
Kenji: "...?"
-a short, somewhat chubby girl with brown hair is talking to an officer-
???: that mary-sue bitch was dragging the show's quality down. with her gone, things can only improve.
naomi: exCUSE moi?!
Tanizaki: "Naomi, easy--"
naomi: a person just DIED and you just bash on her?!
???: that's what she gets for being in the way of zephro!
naomi: SHIPPING SLASH DOESNT JUSTIFY HATING ON THE HEROINE! D8<
maki: YOU TELL 'EM!
naho: ESTELLA MARSHALL DID NOTHING WRONG!
Tanizaki: -n-;
caleb: what the heck is-... oh great. _you_ again.
???: nero-kun! these twats are actually DEFENDING that breeder, carina! we all know they're idiots and that zepher is your one true love, right~?
caleb: for fucks sakes, wiggum, how many times do i have to tell you, i'm caleb. nero is a fictional character.
wiggum: THE NAME IS 'KOKORO'!
Kenji: "Wow, are all fans in this city this mean?"
maki: nah, she's just one of the crazy fans most likely.
naho: it's people like her who give us fujoshis a bad rep!
Tanizaki: "And that's saying something."
atsushi: *looks at the crime scene*
Officer 3: "Careful!"
atsushi: *looking around*
*it's bloody...*
atsushi:.....
Officer 3: "Don't touch anything! We don't need some outsiders screwing this up."
atsushi: *shows his ID*
Officer 3: "Is that supposed to impress me? What are you, 16?"
atsushi: 19, actually.
Officer 3: "You ever see this kind of a murder before?"
atsushi: i am a detective, so...
Officer 3: "In your opinion, then, how do you think this happened?"
atsushi: did miss bishop have any enemies?
Officer 3: "You kidding me? Actors always do: fans, other actors, writers..."
atsushi: hmm...
Officer 3: "We're starting with interrogating her coworkers, find out who had motive and means."
-elsewhere-
lukas: so how was the trip, saria?
Saria: "A lot of fun! We roasted marshmallows, Dad tried a new grilled cheese recipe. And we got to watch the wildlife." *sets down some sodas* "How have things been for you?"
lukas: same old, same old, i suppose.
Saria: *nods* "Well, I'm excited to get back to training with you, especially before the summer desert camp work. Looking forward to the camp work?"
lukas: i suppose so.
Saria: "Let's do our best! I'm sure we can improve our resonance rate!"
lukas: right. shall we go to the training room then?
Saria: *nods* "Lead the way!"
-elsewhere-
Sakuya: "And that's been about it--just trying to stay under radar so we don't get some C3 weirdos bringing us in."
mahiru: ah. i see.
Sakuya: "...You sure you're doing okay?"
mahiru: hmm? oh, yeah im well. kuro's well too, see?
Kuro: =_= "Zzz..."
Sakuya: "...Yeah, totally." *poke*
Kuro: "Stop that."
-elsewhere-
*someone is sitting at Vortex Cafe*
Akutagawa: "..."
lucy:....akutagawa.
Akutagawa: "...Montgomery. Hello."
lucy: let me guess, tea again?
Akutagawa: "No. I'll also have some tea cookies."
lucy: .....
Akutagawa: "What, no investigations today with the Tiger?"
lucy: he's on vacation.
Akutagawa: "...He never told me that."
lucy:.....in phoenix, did you and him...talk about anything?
Akutagawa: "??? Yes. We discussed our respective visits. I was vacationing with family, he was on some murder mystery, if I recall. That is what we discussed."
lucy: i see.....
Akutagawa: "...Why do you ask?"
lucy: ...nevermind.
Akutagawa: "Hmm. I'll suppose the Tiger said something nasty behind my back. I'll have to insult him back when he returns. Where did he go anyway?"
lucy: why should i tell you?
Akutagawa: -_-# "Fine. Be difficult. I'll ask him myself when he returns."
-elsewhere-
elise: *walking through the halls*
*looks like mafiosos milling about...Motojiro can be heard in his lab...Tachihara is examining his handgun*
elise: *pokes her head in chuuya's office*
Chuuya: *has a map rolled out, circling armories*
elise: hiiiii chu-chu~ ^^
Chuuya: "Hmm? Oh, hello."
elise: how're sonia and miyurin?
Chuuya: "Quite well, thank you. They're playing with Kouyou."
elise: can i visit them?
Chuuya: "Sure...They were supposed to be in the garden."
elise: thanks. ^^ dont worry, i wont tell rintarou, he's busy with something anyway.
Chuuya: "..." *nods* "Good."
-elsewhere-
Damon: *looks at Soul's motorcycle* "How did you learn to ride a bike?"
soul: oh this? well, i've known how to ride for a while now. also it's a motorcycle, a bit different from a regular bicycle.
Damon: "I-I know the difference! I...just was curious since..."
soul: ??
Damon: >_>;;; "I'm not very good at it..."
soul: did you want to learn, buddy?
Damon: "C-Could we?"
soul: sure thing.
-elsewhere-
Fear Factory Droid: "YOUR MEAL." *shoves a sealed plastic packet of liquid into Shotaro and Mana's cells*
mana:.....
Shotaro: ._. "...Is this pee?"
Droid: "SUSTENANCE. YOU IMBIBE IT."
Shotaro: *picks it up, sniffs at it* "Hey, where's Yohei?" *looks at Mana* "We were wondering when we could talk to him."
mana: yeah. is he alright?
Droid: "HE IS ALIVE--FOR NOW. THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO SPEAK WITH YOU ALL FIRST."
mana: oh?
Shotaro: "??? Someone that important wants to meet with us? But we haven't had a chance to bath--and I'm kind of smelling rank."
Droid: *presses a button, revealing a giant hose, aims at Shotaro--and fires water at him*
Shotaro: "UMPH!" *slammed by the water into the wall*
mana: well? take us to your leader already.
Droid: "THE PRESIDENT WILL ARRIVE WHEN READY. UNTIL THEN, DO NOT DIE." *turns to leave*
Shotaro: X____X *spits up water, coughs*
mana: you alright, showtaro?
Shotaro: "Why are they doing this to us? They're the bad guys!" *shakes his nutrition packet* "And I got no bones to bite!"
mana:...*punches the wall* DAMMIT! this is so FRUSTRATING! i couldnt even do anything to stop them! I HATE FEELING SO GODDAMN HELPLESS! i hate this.....*she curls up and silently cries*
Shotaro: "..." *reaches out a hand through the cage--but can't reach* "...Hey. Don't cry. We'll get out of here. Yohei's smart--he's probably thinking up a plan to get us out right now!"
-meanwhile-
Yohei: *still tied to the crucifix* "...42...43...44...45..."
???: yoooooheeeei~
Yohei: "..." *looks up*
nofix?: ya miss me baby~?
Yohei: "..." *smiles weakly* "I was just counting off how long it had been since I saw something really stupid. 45 seconds. New record."
nofix?: =3= aw boo, you're no fun.
Yohei: "What are you even doing here?" *looks at the crucifix behind him* "...This is all sadly familiar..."
nofix?: *swoon* brings back memories, doesnt it~?
Yohei: "Bad memories." *struggles against his restraint* "It's bad enough to be tied here--now I have to listen to your ridiculous ass?"
nofix?: yep! nice job making the jailbait cry, THAT was hilarous, GYAHAHAHA!!
Yohei: "...If this is a hallucination, of course you would know that. But if it was a hallucination, I'd be able to influence it...So, how do I get rid of you?"
nofix?: jeeez you're such a party pooper, yo-yo.
Yohei: "I sure am...Just like I got us all stuck in this situation. Even you, you fucking insane nut-bag."
nofix?: ooh yohei~ you flatter me~
Yohei: "I'm not kidding...Chie wouldn't be in this mess if I didn't go to I Island...Shotaro and Mana would've been fine if I hadn't listened to them, bringing them to IC Prefecture...If I didn't help Fear Factory build their killing machines...Help the Dokeshi Hunt track down even people like you...I ruined a lot..."
nofix?: welp, nothing you can do about it now i guess.
Yohei: "...Maybe. Guess I got to wait for...whatever happens next...No one even knows where I am..."
-elsewhere-
nea: and that's basically the situation.
Chuuya: *tapping a finger on the table* "...A space ship? Seriously?"
Abernathy: Q___Q *just peeking over his desk* "An-And you want our help, m-ma'am?"
Bryn: *gripping her desk so hard it's cracking*
nea: that's the main gist of it, yes.
Chuuya: "This is asking a lot...I'll see what the Mafia can do."
Abernathy: "We still have leftover robot suits--my team has been modifying some for more ammo--"
nea: that will be our ground army.
Bryn: "I'M GOING TO BREAK THEIR BONES IN MY BARE HANDS! ALSO, MY SISTER CAN BABYSIT!!!"
nea: thank you for that. chie and saki will appreciate it.
Chuuya: "...Nea, Fear Factory was trying to do a lot for Dokeshi. What are we looking at here?"
nea: while that is true, but they also wish to eradicate humans as well. us dokeshi arent over-all trying to be _better_ than humans, we just want to be accepted. but i do have some schematics of some of their tech.
Abernathy: "I'll pass those onto the tech team--HEY, MITCH! READ THE SCHEMATICS OR I'LL CHOP YOUR FINGERS OFF!"
Chuuya: ._.; "...'Better than humans' is a low bar."
nea: ....
Bryn: "I'm booking a flight now...Honey! Grab the kids! We're going to Death City!"
nea: oh that reminds me, shinoda~ call up our friends on japonshima, will you~
setsuna: i'll contact minato as well.
Shinoda: *nods* "On it..."
Assi: "I put in time off with Mr. Fitzgerald--he didn't really have anything to offer because, and I quote, 'Wait, how much will this cost me?'"
-elsewhere-
David: *passed out*
{David: "Look at her...She's so tiny."}
{rebecca: hmhm ^^ }
{David: *holds out a finger* "Hello, Melissa."}
{melissa: *yawn* -.- }
{rebecca: aw, did we wake you?}
{David: "Sorry, sweetie. We just wanted to check on you."}
{melissa: *small baby babble*}
{David: *smiles* "You sound happy. And Mommy and Daddy are so happy to see you."}
David: *wakes up with a start--then cringes, gasping, clutching his stomach*
nurse: mr shield?
David: "Ah...S-Sorry..."
-elsewhere-
Iida: "Keep up, people--we only have so much time to take in all the sights!"
Tour Guide: -_-; "Sir, _I'm_ the tour guide."
ochako: ^^;
Todoroki: .\\\.;
Bakugo: -_-# "This is boring. We don't even get to have the tournament done..."
Izuku: "Yeah, it's really awful we don't get to fight each other since I-Island is dealing with injured people, property damage, and missing people kidnapped in space ships."
Bakugo: "...No one likes sarcasm, Deku, you fucking asshole."
ochako: that actually happened.
Bakugo: "HE'S MOCKING MY DESIRE TO HAVE A TOURNAMENT INSTEAD OF THINKING ABOUT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS INVOLVING CIVILIANS' BODILY INJURIES--"
Izuku: .~. *backs up to Tsuyu*
tsuyu: *chops bakugou on the head*
Bakugo: >_<# "YOU WANT TO GO, ASUI?!! I'LL RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE UNTIL YOU GROW A NEW ONE!"
Mineta: "...Frogs can do that?"
momo: now now, behave, all of you.
Iida: *nods* "This is our limited opportunity to learn as much as we can about this island before departing--HATSUME, STOP THAT!"
Mei: *trying to disassemble the security robots* "--and how do you increase processing power without losing mobility?"
-elsewhere-
Arthur: *petting the donkey head hanging on the office wall* "Good, Silver. Who's a regal steed? You are! Yes, you are..."
Vulcan: "...Why do you call it 'Silver'?"
Arthur: "??? All horses are Silver's."
Vulcan: "...It's a burro, not a horse."
Arthur: "...Okay, 'Silburro' is his name now."
Relan: *sitting at his desk* "..." *headdesk*
shinra: it's also an ass, fitting for arthur.
Arthur: "?!!!"
Vulcan: "HA!"
Takehisa: *under his desk, curled up in a ball*
iris: we're ba-. ... ._.;
Petra: "??? What the devil happened to these fools?"
Arthur: *shaking Shinra* "TAKE IT BACK!"
tamaki: *sigh* the 8th brigade at it's finest. -_-;
Akitaru: "Okay, reviewing missions. Arthur and Shinra--"
Arthur: *headlocking Shinra*
shinra: *ARM BITE*
Takehisa: "..." *sad sigh, crawls up under the desk...he doesn't look shaven...pulls out a whistle...BLOWS LOUDLY*
shinra: AH! >!<
Takehisa: "..." *sad sigh, crawls up under the desk...he doesn't look shaven...pulls out a whistle...BLOWS LOUDLY*
tamaki:....maki please get back soon.
-elsewhere-
maki: so can you walk us through the crime, mr estevez?
Estevez: "It-It all happened so fast...We heard Amanda scream, we get there--and there's Carina, dead."
maki: i see. out of curiosity, did amanda have any connections to carina personally?
Estevez: "You mean outside of work?"
maki: *nods* but really, anywhere works
Estevez: "Yeah, for drinks after a long day..."
maki: was there any hostility?
Estevez: "None that I noticed..."
amanda: oh gosh, no! i mean, it did hurt when carina got the role, but i'd never _kill_ over it!
Tanizaki: *nods* "We're just trying to determine means and motive, ma'am..."
amanda:.....
Tanizaki: "Can you think of anyone who would have a problem with her?"
amanda: other than miss wiggum, i dont know...but she did seem a bit uneasy when we had lunch together last time. she mentioned that she felt like she was being watched...
Tanizaki: "??? 'Watched'? She's had stalkers before?"
amanda: *nods* given her status, that's to be expected...
Tanizaki: "Did she speak to the police?"
amanda: i-i think so?
Tanizaki: "We'll check with their reports. Thank you, ma'am."
amanda: r-right...
Tanizaki: *opens the door* "We'll be in touch..."
-elsewhere-
Emine: *staring up at the hospital ceiling* "..."
chie: *outside, holding toru* .......
Tool: *walks up* "...We got a flight booked."
chie: ......
Tool: "..." *sits with her* "...Nea told me she's got something planned."
chie:......
Tool: "...Hey, have you had some sleep? I can watch Toru..."
chie:.....*biting her lip*
Tool: "..." *pats her shoulder*
-elsewhere-
Duncan: *following Izumi* -n# *holding ice to his face* "Stupid dodgeball..."
izumi: you probably shouldnt have been so rude as you always are. -.-;
Duncan: "How was it rude?! I said, 'I bet my grandmother can throw harder than you!'"
*looks like some students in the hall, giggling, pointing towards Izumi and Duncan*
izumi: to be fair, i dont even _know_ your grandmother, so i'd be in no position to judge, i guess.
Duncan: "Oh, she was super frail! I remember one time--"
Bully: *giggling* "Look at her hair--just pathetic."
izumi: ?? excuse me?
Bully: "Ha! The Albarn twin can talk."
izumi: i-i dont have any twins.
Bully: "Right--'cause she's dead, you faker."
izumi: *wince*
Duncan: "..." -_# "Excuse me, we were having a conversation--"
Bully: *brushes a hand over Izumi's hair* "Pigtails? Really? Jeez, you do want to be daddy's little girl, don't you? Weirdo."
izumi: *backs up* just stop it.
Bully: "Or what?" *puts hands against both sides of the wall behind her, stopping her path* "You'll go crying to the Death Scythe?"
Duncan: "!!! H-Hey! She said stop!"
izumi: i-im...-
Bully: *grabs Izumi's pigtail--and pulls down*
izumi: OW! STOP!
Duncan: "!!! She said stop!" *tries to grab the Bully's arm--*
Bully 2: *slams Duncan into the wall*
izumi: !!!!
Bully 1: "See, my big brother told me about the previous students here. And from what I heard, you're just some pale imitation. Why you even here..." *transforms her arm into a curved sword* "And if you're too weak to be a meister half as good as Maka Albarn, then what're you doing here?" *traces the blade against Izumi's face*
izumi: you...YOU THINK I KNOW THAT?!
Duncan: "Ow..." *trying to wiggle loose*
Bully 1: "??? Oh, you smart enough to figure that out?" *punches Izumi in the chest*
izumi: GRK- im just trying to find a purpose in life....a real purpose......not just some test-subject of my birth father.....i just....want to find who _i_ am....
Bully 1: *picks Izumi up by her shirt* "Ha! You hear that, ladies? She's a freak! She just admitted it!"
izumi: *tears falling* just please leave me alone already...i never did anything to you…
Duncan: *wiggles loose--and bites on Bully 2's hand*
Bully 2: "OW!" *punches Duncan in the chest*
Duncan: X__X *passes out*
Bully 1: "Aw, but now your boyfriend just hurt one of my girls..." *points the blade into Izumi's chest* "And that means..."
izumi: !!!
Bully 1: "HA HA HA--"
*a whip grabs Bully 4 by the ankles, pulling her down*
Bully 1: "?!!" *turns--*
lukas: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Saria: "Let her go!"
Bully 1: "..." *smirks--lowers Izumi* "What? Can't some friends talk?" *puts an arm around Izumi's shoulder*
-shot by bully 1's head-
izumi: eep!
Bully 1: "?!! WHAT THE FUCK?!"
preston: *holding up a rifle* ah do believe that's our friend yer harassin'
Yafeu: "NOW STEP AWAY FROM HER, BEFORE SOMETHING BAD REALLY HAPPENS!"
Bully 1: "..." *backs up* "Hey, if you want a duel, I'm open to it. But we'd need a teacher here, now wouldn't we? Or are you just some thuggish rule breakers?"
genny: like you arent?
hibiki: picking on others just to make yourself look tougher, people like that just really peeve me off.
Bully 1: *smiles* "Just call me a tutor: if the weak-ass teachers won't build up people's strength, my girls will..."
Bully 4: *drags Duncan over, drops him in front of Genny and Hibiki*
lei-lei: HEY! beating up duncan is OUR job!
Duncan: *murmur of pain*
Bully 4: *eyes* *mumbles something, walks over to Bully 1*
genny: and we only do it when he's being a total dick. which granted is almost always-
Duncan: >_# "I GET THE POINT!"
Bully 1: *nods* "Well, this was fun." *winks at Izumi* "See you around..." *turns...*
izumi:.....
*CRACK*
izumi: ?!
Bully 1: *knocked back, her nose bleeding*
Asher: *their arm transformed, looking furious*
izumi: asher.....
Asher: "Never...touch her again..." *marches forward*
Bully 1: "!!!" *roars, leaping up*
Spirit: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! Break it up, all of you!"
Asher: "..." *looks down*
izumi: this is my fault....
Yafeu: "?! NO IT ISN'T--"
Spirit: "..." *looks at the bullet hole in the wall* "...All of you, follow me." *walks with Izumi*
izumi: *curls up into fetal position* it's my fault for even existing to begin with....*crying*
Spirit: "!!! ..." *looks at the others* "Go to Room 101, now! You have detention!" *gets down on his knees, picks up Izumi* "It's okay--Daddy's here..."
izumi: the others didnt do anything wrong....they dont need to be punished for what i did......
Spirit: "We'll sort that out later...Come on--let's get you home."
lei-lei: yeah! it's those nasty girls that started it!
Spirit: "Lei-Lei, just...Please. I need a moment. Go to Room 101."
lei-lei:....yes sir.
hibiki: *glares at the bully squad*
Bully 4: "..." *middle finger*
Asher: *rolls up a sleeve, moving towards Bully 1--*
izumi: dont.
Asher: "..." *backs down*
Spirit: "..." *pats Izumi on the shoulder*
bully 3: looks like we get off scott free, eh?
Spirit: "I SAID ALL OF YOU! GET YOUR ASS TO 101, MCKENZIE!"
bully 3: OwO
bully 2: great going, steph.
stephanie: ooopsie~
bully 2: _this_ is why you're the dumb one of the group.
Spirit: "And ask Naigus to patch up your buddy."
Bully 1: -_-#
Spirit: "..." *looks at Izumi*
-elsewhere-
Hani: "--and let me know how the project turns out. I'm so excited to see your progress on the class project!"
student: of course, professor. ^^
Hani: *her wrist watch beeps* "Whoops! I'm behind schedule. Let's check in for coffee tomorrow, okay?" *walks towards her office*
-elsewhere-
Tanizaki: "You handled that well, Maki. Did you do police work before?"
maki: not personally, but my bro is part of the military police. ^^;
Tanizaki: "Oh, neat! Kind of runs in families with siblings, huh?"
maki:..yeah...
Kenji: "Is he like the cops on TV?"
maki: how so?
Kenji: "Does he say cool catch phrases and wear sunglasses and drive a convertible?"
maki: well.... ^^;
Tanizaki: ^^; "I'm guessing that's a 'no.' I'm sure he's working hard, though."
maki: credit where credit's due.
Kenji: "Oooooooo! It'll be so helpful to see how big city police handle crimes!" *looks around* *GASPS* "Look! It's Elvis!"
*an actor walks by*
naomi: bro, could you talk to miss wiggum? naho's not doing well without it turning into a screaming match. remember that ship war she got into a while back? turns out it's this person. -_-;
Tanizaki: "Oh no..." *runs over* ^^; "Hey, so, what's going on here?"
naho: TELL THIS JERKBUTT THAT SHE'S WRONG!
wiggum: _SHE'S_ THE WRONG ONE!
Tanizaki: "Well, I mean--Um...What led you to your conclusions?"
naho: ZEKE IS A SEME! NOT AN UKE!
wiggum: EXCUSE YOU BUT HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?! 100% UKE!
naho: SEME!!
maki: time out girls, time out!
Tanizaki: >~< "I'm no good at this...Can't you two just ship your own things and be happy with that?"
naho: you dont get it do you, tanizaki? zeke is a protective badass who will always be there for daichi.
wiggum: DAICHI'S THE ONE WHO SAID 'I'LL PROTECT YOU WITH MY LIFE'! HE'S THE CLEAR SEME HERE!
naomi: (i sometimes wonder how she can yell so much without breathing. then i remember she's a vampire.)
Tanizaki: "I mean, couldn't Daichi be _both_, um, 'seme' and...'not seme'? Or alternate at different times of day?"
maki: reba ship!
wiggum: DAICHI IS TOP! THERE IS NO OTHER WAY! GET THAT THROUGH BLUE'S HEAD!
naho: i guess he has a point.
wiggum: you actually listen to HIM?! heh, show's how much of a fan you are~
naho: D8< HEY!
Tanizaki: ._.;;; "...Is this really worth getting upset over? In this world, we have such bigger problems, like a real-life murder. Shouldn't that be what we worry about? How brief life is, how tenuous it is, how we could die at any moment and need to value all moments we have left?"
naomi: in case you didnt know, we're in a CRIME SCENE, so can we save the fandom drama for some other time?
naho:....i bet she's the killer.
Tanizaki: "?!!! Naho!"
wiggum: just because im glad she's dead doesnt mean _i_ did it. if i could have i would have, but i didnt!
naomi: easy nahonaho, let's not let opinions cloud our judgement.
naho: GRRR...you're right. -n-;
Kenji: "???" *looks at Wiggum*
wiggum: the fuck are YOU looking at?!
Kenji: OxO "That's not a nice thing to say, ma'am."
wiggum: you think i care?
Tanizaki: -_-; "Could you not curse in front of him? Kenji is a nice boy."
naomi: ok sweetcheeks, here's how this is gonna work. we're gonna ask you some questions and you just answer honestly. no snide remarks or rude comments, capiche?
wiggum: tch-
Kenji: ^^;;;
Tanizaki: "Where were you before the murder?"
-elsewhere-
ochako: SERIOUSLY, HATSU-MEI?! A FLYING SHIP?! *shiny eyes*
Mei: "KUKUKU...ONLY THE BEST FLIGHT TECHNOLOGY IS SUITABLE FOR MY GRUNKLE'S SUPREME EXPERTISE IN ALL THINGS SUPERHEROIC!"
Iida: "..." -_-; *starts to walk away* "I'll take my chances on a flight--"
ochako: come on iida! A FLYING PIRATE SHIP! HOW IS THAT NOT COOL?!
Izuku: "Yeah, Iida--this is the fastest way to get back to Death City due to all the flight delays and investigations out of Death City!"
Mei: "SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, GLASSES?"
Iida: -_-# "I...can't ignore the pragmatism."
eijiro: then it's settled!
Bakugo: *staring at the ship* "...This thing isn't going to crash, is it?"
mina: WE ARE GOING HOME IN STYLE, BABY!
Mei: "NOPE, KACC--"
Bakugo: *glares*
Mei: OwO; "...Bakugo. It is air-worthy! Or you can deal with cramped seating in couch--"
Bakugo: "Let's get on board."
-elsewhere-
izumi:......
Spirit: *sets down a cupcake and some milk* "..." *sits with her* "Your classmates explained what happened."
izumi:......
Spirit: "Sweetie, I'm sorry. I just thought...until I could sort out what happened, it'd be best..." *sighs* "Don't believe that nonsense--those kids are idiots."
izumi:...it's not fair, dad.....
Spirit: "No, it isn't..." *looking away from some photos on the mantle, one of Maka...*
izumi: i thought, partially imitating her would help me feel closer, but it hasnt helped at all. i just-....i wish they wouldnt compare me to someone i never met!
Spirit: "I know--and no one is expecting you to be someone else. You're Izumi--and that's who you are."
izumi: yeah, people always say that, 'be yourself!' 'be yourself!' but how can i do that when i dont even know who 'myself' is supposed to be?
Spirit: "...That's what takes so much time to figure out."
izumi:....*sigh*
Spirit: "Sorry, I'm not much help..."
izumi:...*hug*
Spirit: *hug* *pat pat*
izumi: thanks dad.....
Spirit: "You're welcome...Let's take this one day at a time..."
-elsewhere-
Saria: T~T "How am I going to explain this to my dads..."
Asher: "Just sneak in through the window when they don't notice you're coming home."
lukas: a fine mess we're in.
lei-lei: mrgrgr! this is so unfair! those mean girls were the ones that started it, not us!
Yafeu: "IT WASN'T OUR FAULT--THOSE REPROBATES WERE THE ONES WHO HURT IZUMI!"
Duncan: "...They hurt me, too."
hibiki: that one's less surprising.
Duncan: >_<# "SCREW YOU!"
Sid: *tosses an eraser at Duncan's head* "Pipe down!"
lukas: OxO
Sid: "I think you all need a punishment to show you the error of your ways--and since you're all interested in physical activity..." *holds up toilet plungers and scrubbers*
-elsewhere-
naho: thanks, naomin.
Naomi: "Any time--we all get hot and bothered about things we're passionate about." *passes a tissue*
naho: right. *sniffles*.......
Naomi: *pat pat* "I think a walk may help--we're in Hollywood after all." *smiles* "And I got a business credit card..."
naho: *sniffing*
Naomi: "..." *hug* "It's okay."
naho: no....*her eyes go almost wild* i smell blood......
Naomi: "?!! N-Naho?"
naho: it's coming from over here! *runs inside to the staff areas*
Naomi: *follows, dialing her phone*
naho: in here! *it seems to be the trailer of the make up artist*
Naomi: *snaps a pic of the trailer, texts it to the Agency LA team* "Okay--let's be careful about this..." *looking at the door*
-seems ajar-
naho: *looks inside* in the trashcan.
-there is a note on the desk and a photo-
Naomi: *studies*
-the photo is of carina-
Naomi: "Why would this be here?"
note; mags, since mr bishop has failed to pay up, why not take his little angel downtown to visit ~Don Dios
Naomi: "...Oh man..."
naho: !!!
-in the trashcan is a bloody box cutter knife-
Naomi: "!!!" *snaps pics*
-elsewhere-
Shinoda: *hangs up* "I have finished travel arrangements."
nea: excellent. we'll be regrouping with emine and the others soon, and then we raid the fear factory's base!
Shinoda: "Right! Oh, this will be a good opportunity to finally put them down--"
*ACHOO!*
*something like spires explode through the wall, nearly piercing Shinoda and Nea*
nea: O_O WHAT THE FUCK?!
Shinoda: *had tried to block for Nea* Q__Q
Zuno: *sniffle* "Sorry--my nosehairs have been all weird lately..."
-elsewhere-
*a giant goby frog is hopping in place impatiently*
*an old farmer pets it*
Chai: <Hey, hey--it's okay, calm down. It's just a short trip. And they even got you your own seat!>
Oolong: Q_Q *nudge nudge*
kisuke: <mr chai?>
Chai: ??? <Yeah, Chibi-suke?>
kisuke: <will the marketplace be far?>
Chai: <Just a few hours--we should be back by nightfall.> *loads up the wagon*
kisuke: <be safe!>
Chai: <You know me! And don't forget your chores!>
kisuke: <yes sir!>
-elsewhere-
Bakugo: *passed out in his comfy seat* "Zzz..."
Iida: -_-
mina: woooooah! so cool!
Hagakure: "I can see the horizon!"
Izuku: ^^; *looking around the walls of the ship* "It is some impressive tech..."
-text message-
Izuku: "???" *looks*
melissa: [dont worry deku, your secret is safe with me]
Izuku: "...?" ("What is she talking about? I hadn't said anything to her even after she realized All Might--!!!!") O________O "..." [kay thanx]
ochako: isnt this fun, deku? *she's in a pirate costume*
Izuku: "... ... ..." ^^;;;;;;; "SUPER FUN YES FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN..."
Todoroki: "...Where did you get that?"
ochako: oh this? there's a room with lots of pirate themed costumes and props! hatsu-mei said it's for guests to get into the spirit of things on the ship. ^^
Iida: -____-#
Mei: *in a captain's outfit* "YAR, MATEYS!"
mina: *SQUEEEE* SHOW US THE COSTUME ROOM!
Mei: "TO THE STARBOARD GALLEY!" *swings a sword in that direction*
-elsewhere-
iroha: *looking out the window*
Iroha's Dad: "Excited?"
iroha: hmm? oh, yeah!
Iroha’s Mom: ^^ "I know this will be a new experience--but we'll get to see something new."
iroha: yeah...(and i'll find ui there....i just know it....she just has to be, that's where her hospital is after all....)
Iroha's Mom: "I think you'll like the neighborhood, too! The neighbors are friendly..."
iroha: do you think there'll be other magical girls?
Iroha's Dad: "Um...Maybe?"
Iroha's Mom: *nudges her husband* "Hey, come on! Kamihama is like a magical girl capital, right?"
iroha: i know that, i meant like in our neighborhood. ^^;
Iroha's Dad: "We could hold a potluck and see what we find out."
-elsewhere-
sayaka: wow! you were actually in the kamihama winter parade?
mami: yep. i was kind of called in at last minute. ^^;
Crona: "A-Ah..."
kyouko: they originally wanted to bring in that local artist, alina gray, right?
mami: yes, but her take on the dress was a bit.....obscene.... ^^;
Crona: ._.;;;
kyouko: yeah, she is a bit controversial. she makes art about death for cryin’ out loud.....she'd fit right in with the death city crowd.
Crona: >~<; "That's kind of creepy..."
-elsewhere-
Todoroki: *adjusting his pirate outfit* "...This seems silly."
Izuku: *putting on a bandana*
eijiro: THIS IS SO COOL!
Bakugo: *wearing an eyepatch, carrying a big-ass sword* "...Okay. I could get used to this..."
Iida: -_-; *has a parrot on his shoulder*
kaminari: yolo~ yolo~ a pirate's life for me~
jirou:....*siiiiigh* -_____-
Mei: OwO; "C-Careful--Grunkle has a rule against that song..."
momo: *squints* ... !!! oh! come look! out in the distance!
Izuku: "??? What is it?" *picks up a spyglass*
-sky whales can be seen on the horizon-
Izuku: *GASPS*
Iida: "Incredible!"
mina: WOOOAH THAT'S SO COOL!!
tsuyu: i've only ever seen sky whales in books or on tv.
Izuku: *snapping pictures*
Hagakure: "THIS IS INCREDIBLE!"
sero: huh, the world's full of surprises, huh?
Todoroki: "Hmm...I think I hear their singing..."
-elsewhere-
Asher: "..." *knocks*
sachiko: yes?
Asher: "Hello, Mrs. Albarn...How's Izumi?"
sachiko: oh, asher, come on in, she's resting right now.
lukas: ...
Saria: ^^; *waves* "Hello, ma'am..."
sachiko: and i see you brought friends.
Yafeu: "HI! YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME!"
Asher: -____-; "..." *looks at Izumi's door*
-she has a rather adorable name plate on the door-
Asher: "..." *sighs* *small knock*
-it's unlocked-
izumi: *lying in bed, facing the wall*
Asher: "..." *opens the door slightly* "...Hey."
izumi:....hey....
Asher: "...This okay, or..."
izumi:.....*holding a pink dog plushie*
Asher: *sits down* "...Nice room...Sorry."
izumi:...you didnt...do anything wrong...
Asher: *rubs their neck* "...I let my meister get hurt."
izumi:......
Asher: "I'm not very good at this, am I?"
izumi:...thanks..for standing up for me....
Asher: "..." *nods* "It was the others who did that..."
izumi:.....
Asher: "...They're actually outside. Everyone was worried, wanted to make sure...you were okay."
izumi:....im fine....
Asher: "..." *looks at the dog* "...The plushie has a name?"
izumi: this is Wancha. she helps me feel better when i feel bad...
Asher: "She's...very pink. A gift?"
izumi: my mom got her for me when i was little.
Asher: *nods* "That's nice...She looks like a happy companion."
izumi:.....*stomach growl*
Asher: "??? You haven't eaten?"
izumi: *shakes head*
Asher: "...Want to step out with me to get something? Or we could bring something in..."
izumi:...yeah...
Asher: *nods* *opens the door--*
Saria: *ear to the door* "...!" ^\\\^;
izumi: oh, saria!
Saria: "Hey! Just wanted to see how you're doing."
Asher: -____-
-elsewhere-
PlushFix: *tapping his fluffy mitt on his phone* "...DANG GPS ISN'T WORKING!"
mimeca: *raises hand*
PlushFix: "Yes, Mimeca?"
mimeca: *makes a 'hitchhiking' motion*
PlushFix: "OOOOOO, good plan!" *holds out his leg, whistles*
-elsewhere-
All Might: *lifts his suitcase* *looks around* "..."
melissa: *waves*
All Might: "!!" *waves back, walks to her* "Hey! Come to see me off?"
melissa: yeah, dad's still in the hospital....i'll probably see him later today...
All Might: *nods* "I'm on my way there to say goodbye..."
melissa: ah....want me to go with you?
All Might: *nods* "I'd like that."
-elsewhere-
Pirate Sidekick: "YAR! Any last words?!" *aiming a sword at someone on the plank*
kaminari: OwO;;;
Mei: ^w^; "Let's not be too hasty..."
Mineta: >_>; "I'm just glad they didn't get at me for teaching the parrot new words..."
Parrot: "SQWAK! LADIES! GIVE ME SOME SUGAR!"
ochako: *offers the parrot a sugar cube*
Parrot: *TILTS HEAD...picks up the cube, happily gnaws on it* ^w^
Mineta: *relieved sigh*
*looks like other students are listening to pirate stories...*
-elsewhere-
Ogun: *puts items in the grocery cart, then notices--* "...Put the cigarettes back."
juria: *grumbles*
Pan: *checking off the list* "Don't forget your cooking responsibilities: we need nutritious meals--" *puts back Ogun's cupcakes*
Ogun: D8< "Sir!"
-elsewhere-
Poe: *looks through the newspaper--and spots a photograph of--* "..." *tenses*
karl: o^o~?
*the newspaper shows a crime scene...Touma is seen in the background...*
Poe: *small growl*
karl: *chitter*
Poe: "..." *folds the paper, hides it under a book* *frowns*
-elsewhere-
Tanizaki: *looking over the photos* "...Horrible."
naho: we figured it out!
Kenji: "Wow--so, this was about a bad relationship?"
naho: what? it has to do with local mafia!
Tanizaki: "Take us through this again--what was the mafia hoping to get out of this murder?"
naomi: from the looks of things, it seems miss bishop's dad had mafia ties, so they executed her as a way of 'sending a message'.
Tanizaki: "Where was her father last seen?"
naomi: we're trying to figure that part out, but we do know who the main suspect is.
Tanizaki: "I think the police will be interested in hearing this."
naho: we suspect the make-up artist had something to do with this.
make up artist: !!!!
maki: you found the evidence in her trailer, right?
caleb: then again, it could have been planted there to frame her too.
Tanizaki: *looks at the Make Up Artist* "Where were you at the time of the murder?"
make up artist: *shaking* i-i-i was-...i-i was...
naho: *shivering*
Tanizaki: "Hey...We're just here to make sure we got the facts right..."
Kenji: *noticing Naho* "???"
make up artist: i-i-i was just-
naho: *pounces on her, her eyes crazy*
naomi: NAHO! STOP!
wiggum: WHAT THE HELL?!
Tanizaki: "?!!! Kenji--"
Kenji: *tries to grab Naho--*
naomi: bro, give me a knife!
amanda: i-i dont feel well.
Tanizaki: "?!" *hands her one*
naomi: *makes a cut on her wrist* here naho, drink this.
naho: *sniffs and latches on, sucking on the wound*
make up artist: *in shock*
wiggum: EEEEW SHE'S A FREAK!
caleb: !!!! s-she's a vampire!
atsushi: ......
maki: naho? are you ok?
naho: *pulls away, panting and crying*
Touya: *staring*
Estevez: *rubbing his chin, staring at Naho and Naomi*
naomi: it's ok, naho, it's ok.
naho: i-im sorry....i could....smell the remnants of blood on her....and i could feel her heart pounding and i-i lost it....*sobbing*
Tanizaki: "Let's get you out of here for a bit..."
make up artist:....i...i was.....only.....following orders......
Tanizaki: "I think the cops will have more to say about this."
Touya: "..."
-elsewhere-
All Might: *sitting by David's bed*
melissa: h-hey dad....
David: *wakes up* "...All Might? Melissa?"
All Might: "Hey, buddy...How you holding up?"
David: "...In a bit of pain."
melissa:......
All Might: "...I know what you did was wrong...but I appreciate your concern."
David: "...What's going to happen when you lose it all? This world can't survive that--not like how things were before."
All Might: "..." *pats Melissa's shoulder* "You've seen what Melissa invented?"
melissa: the first on kinda....broke, but i'll make a new one soon....
All Might: *nods* "And if you have kids like this out in the world, like Melissa and Young Midoriya, then I have to have faith that our future is going to be fine."
-elsewhere-
Hani: *opens a drawer, removing a jar of honey...one of dozens of bottles of honey in just that one drawer* "..." *spoons out a tablespoon of it--*
*KNOCK KNOCK*
student: hey teach?
Hani: "Oh--it's just you, Andrea." *relaxes but has a more sour persona than her usual chipper facade* "What brings you here?"
andrea: just, uh....
Hani: "Yes? Well, spit it out?"
andrea: so, i heard that dr shield was in the hospital.
Hani: "Uh huh..." *licks the spoon clean* "He got there after that failed attack by some random thugs."
andrea: riiiight, so...
Hani: -_-# *sighs* *presses a button to shut the curtains...stands up, walks around* "What is wrong?" *pulls out a screwdriver*
andrea: well, there's a rumor going around that he might have had more involvement in the incident than just being a hostage.
Hani: *staring at the back of Andrea's neck* "Is that so? What do you mean?"
andrea: they're saying, get this, that he orchestrated the whole thing! can you believe that?
Hani: "Do you believe that?" *taps the screwdriver against the palm of her hand*
andrea: i mean, i dunno.
Hani: "Let me help answer that...my busy bee, your labor is a chant, your idleness a tune, oh, for a bee's experience of clovers and of noon..."
andrea: ugnhh... *collapses*
Hani: *groans* "Thought she'd never shut up." *drags her over to a chair* "HMPH!" *lifts her into the chair, lets her head rest on the desk...then reaches to her neck and...pulls enough of the skin away to reveal a USB port...she plugs a cable into the port and then into her computer...revealing a list of folders marked by date, and video files marked by times* "Let's see who exactly has been telling you that news."
-elsewhere-
Shotaro: *hanging upside down from a bar atop his jail cell* ;_-_ "Let us out already...I'm hungry. These liquid meals suck! I'm bored!"
Droid Security Guard: "SHUT UP."
mana: *worried*
Shotaro: "I don't wanna! I want some bones so I can open up this cell, get Mana out, watch her beat you up, then we'll go rescue Yohei and leave this-- ...How high up are we?"
Droid: "416659.162 kilometers."
Shotaro: "THIS REALLY HIGH UP PLACE!" >n< "...Do you need me to do any good deeds now?"
mana: (i just hope he remembers the plan...)
Droid: "YES. WE HAVE ANOTHER DROID THAT NEEDS TO BE RECHARGED." *drops a tiny droid-mouse into the slot, passing it into Shotaro's room* "PLUG IT INTO THE WALL OUTLET."
Shotaro: TnT "This isn't a good deed--it's just busy work..." *plugs the mouse's USB tail into the wall outlet*
Mouse Droid: O_O *its eyes fade in and out as it charges*
-elsewhere-
Rin: "Yo, Shiemi! How's studying?"
shiemi: exhausting.
Rin: "No kidding..." *flips open his notebook* "I can't figure out any of this--the Tanacu incident is just bizarre."
shiemi: *looks*
*it seems to be a mistaken case of demonic possession that led to the death of a nun in Romania...*
Rin: "Just bizarre--they screwed it up."
shiemi: how awful...
Bon: "The reason that's on the test is to make sure you look for all pieces of evidence instead of running in blind, Okumura--duh."
Rin: "Oh, really? Huh--that makes sense. Thanks, Bon!" ^w^
Bon: -_-;
-elsewhere-
Yafeu: "WOW. YOU HAVE A BIG BACKYARD, IZUMI!" *collapses on the grass*
Saria: ^^;
izumi: yeah, it is big, i guess.
axel: sweet shed! we should totally have a camp out in it sometime! bro and i did that all the time as kids, right bro?
Zeke: "Yeah, we'd pretend it was a fortress and that there were dragons outside--and hit Dad with a slingshot by mistake."
axel: ^^;
Asher: *looks at the tree* "...Maybe a tire swing...Nah, that's stupid, isn't it?"
hibiki: sounds like fun.
Asher: >_>;
Saria: "Maybe a barbecue, too!"
izumi: i'd like that...
Spirit: "Speaking of which..." *sets down a tray of hamburgers*
hibiki: oh!
Zeke: "Thanks, Mr. Albs!"
-elsewhere-
Black Star: *calling Naho* "..."
naho: hello?
Black Star: "Hey! It's the amazing Black Star! How you holding up?"
naho: im pretty good. ^^
Black Star: "Good! How's California?"
naho: it's nice. really busy. *wipes her eyes*
Black Star: "...I see...You sure you're okay?"
naho: eh? oh, im fine, im fine, really.
Black Star: "Alright--glad to hear! You enjoy this trip, okay?! Do some touristy stuff, like taking photos!"
naho: right! i will, thanks. and tell sakkun and lilac that im thinking about them ok?
Black Star: "On it! Later!"
naho: ok, bye. *hangs up and wipes her eyes*
Naomi: *knock knock*
naho: it's open.
Naomi: "Hey...Feeling better?"
naho: i guess.....
Naomi: *sits by her* "...You really helped us on this case."
naho: even though i lost control and caleb brent probably hates me now.
Naomi: "But you got control back...and you don't know that--maybe he was just surprised."
naho: .....did i mess up?
Naomi: "I don't think so...but this is something you're having to deal with."
naho: im scared that i'll lose control again and hurt someone....*whimpering*
Naomi: "..." *hug* "Has this happened before?"
naho: i-i dont think it has....
Naomi: "What do you notice before it happens? You just really want blood?"
naho: well, i can smell the blood, and then i see just their veins and heart and stuff, and i dont see anything else.....it was scary, like i wasnt even me....
Naomi: ^^; "Sure...I'm there if you need it."
-elsewhere-
chie:........
Tool: *waves down the car*
toru: baba?
Kepuri: "...Babe..."
akaderu: yo.
nea: hello dearies~
lin: EMINEEEEEEE!!!! *TACKLE HUG*
Emine: "OW!" *collapses*
lin: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! TT^TT
Emine: "..." *hug*
chie:......
nea: well, we better get going, time's a'wasting.
Emine: "...I want to know what you intend to do and what resources we have."
nea: alright, so here's the plan.
-elsewhere-
Security Droid: *opens a slot in Mana's cell* "PUT YOUR HANDS HERE FOR THE CUFFS."
mana:...fine....
Security Droid: *puts cuffs onto her* "DON'T TRY ANY FUNNY STUFF, YOU TWO." *opens both cells...Shotaro also has on cuffs*
Shotaro: "??? Where are we going?"
Security Droid: *aims a taser at Mana* "MOVE."
mana: ...
*the doors open, revealing a hallway...the walls are clear, revealing all of outer space, with a door at the opposite end...*
mana: ......
Shotaro: "Oh, wow! Look at all the stars!"
Droid: "I SAID MOVE!" *shoves Shotaro, knocking him down*
mana: hey!
???: "Now, now--that's no way to treat prisoners...The President won't be happy, R-8."
R-8 (Security Droid): "..." *steps back*
mana: ??
Luke: *picks up Shotaro*
Shotaro: ._.;
mana: let him go!
Luke: *picks up Mana, too* "Be careful how you speak, Hinoki. You don't want to be crushed too, do you?"
mana: *she just stares at him* ....
Luke: *carries them effortlessly to the door, which slides open to reveal a dark room with curved walls and a high ceiling...in the center is a crucifix...*
mana: !!! YOHEI!
Yohei: *looks up* "...Thank goodness..." *tries to move--but he's stuck*
Shotaro: "Hey, you're alive! Great! Now we can bust out of here--"
Luke: *tosses Shotaro to the floor, as he skids to a stop, crashing into the bottom of the crucifix*
Shotaro: "...Ow."
mana: SHOWTARO!
Luke: *lowers Mana* "The President will see you now."
Yohei: "President...I crushed the President with the Fear Robot..."
{Yohei: *hands over a chip to Dr. Agei* "Here you go."
{Agei: "Finally--it took you long enough!" *waves to mechanics* "Take this and install it immediately!"}
{mechanic: got it, boss!}
{???: *walks down a stairway* *looks up* "..." *smiles wickedly* "Finally...With this, Mr. Nanami, I can strike fear into the hearts of those despicable humans...Present company excluded, of course."}
{Yohei: *lights up a cigarette* "No skin off my nose..." *exhales* "Ready to test it out?"}
{Queenie: *nods to the mechanic* "Initiate the test!"}
{mechanic: roger roger!}
{*the Fear Robot is motionless*}
{Agei: "...NOTHING IS HAPPENING, IS IT?!"}
{Yohei: "Hang on--it just needs to warm up..." *stepping back towards a Fear Factory jeep...*}
{Queenie: *stares at the Robot...*}
{Fear Robot: *its eyes brighten, and it steps forward, just tapping into the mechanics on the stairway*}
{Queenie: *her smile widens, as the Fear Robot approaches her...*}
{Fear Robot: *stops moving...then starts to shimmy in place*}
{Queenie: "??? What the hell? Is...Is that some kind of dance? Like the kind bees do to communicate?"}
{Yohei: *starts the jeep* *shouts* "Yeah, it's an interpretative dance I programmed! You know, to test the motor functions!"}
{Agei: -_-; "Madam President, I think Nanami is wasting our time, yes?"}
{Queenie: *enraptured* "--and this movement tells other bees where to find the best flowers! It's so delightful!" *overjoyed in one spot...right under the Robot*}
{Yohei: *takes out a remote...pushes a button...*}
{Fear Robot: *starts dancing faster--then lifts its foot--*}
{Agei: O___O; *steps back...then runs away--*}
{Queenie: OwO;}
{*CRUNCH, SPLAT, STAMP STAMP STAMP*}
{mechanic: 0_0}
{mechanic 2:....does this mean no raise?}
{Agei: D8< *dials his phone* "VICE PRESIDENT! WE HAVE A PROBLEM, DON'T WE?!"}
{Rodigy: "...How would I know? I'm not where you are. What is--"}
{Yohei: *drives off...looks at the rear-view mirror...*}
Yohei: "...I saw her get squished under the foot of the Fear Robot."
Shotaro: "Wow...She must be a pancake now!"
mana: -_-; that's your main concern?
Yohei: "I agree...Since the Robot's feet had markings along the bottom, it's more like she was squished into a waffle."
Shotaro: "Ha ha! Waffled President!"
mana: guys, please. -_-;
*FWOOM*
Luke: *smiles*
*something lights up in the room, in an oddly insectoid shape...*
mana: !??
Shotaro: "?!!! Hey, it's all bug-like! Kepuri must be here!"
Yohei: *squints* "Guys, Kepuri may be smart--but how would she locate us?"
Shotaro: "The GPS chip she put in your brain."
Yohei: "WHAT."
Shotaro: "What?"
mana: GUYS
*the light fades, revealing a bee-shaped human-sized container...a figure in shadows is seen against the light...the door opens, as she walks out*
mana: !!!!!
Yohei: "...No..."
Queenie Hani: *smiles* "Hello, Mr. Nanami. It's been too long..."
Shotaro: "...That beehive lady from the island got kidnapped too?"
mana: you!
Queenie: "Allow me to properly introduce myself. I am Hani, I Island Executive. And I am the President of Fear Factory, the one this turncoat left to die--"
Shotaro: "Waffle Woman!"
Queenie: "... ... ...Akiho."
Luke: *bumps the bottom of his laser sword atop Shotaro's head*
Shotaro: "OW!"
mana: SHOWTARO! *glares* let them go!
Queenie: "All in good time...I intend to free you all from your lives--along with the rest of humanity."
Shotaro: "?!!! You can't do that! That's just wrong!"
mana: yeah! *lunges at her*
Queenie: *holds out a hand--*
*Mana feels herself freeze in place*
mana: .....
Shotaro: "...Well?! Mana?! Aren't you going to bash her face in?!"
mana:....*lunges*
Shotaro: "?! That's the wrong way!" *blocks*
Yohei: "...So that means..."
Queenie: *smirks* "I never showed you my Dokeshi Ability, did I, Mr. Nanami?" *opens her purse, removing a spoon and a jar of honey* "I have mind control abilities."
Shotaro: "Mana! Did you go blind or something?! I'm not the Waffle President!"
mana: .....*throwing punches*
Shotaro: "Stop it! This isn't good..."
Yohei: "Let go of her, you monster!"
Queenie: "Oh, a monster am I? What is it, Mr. Nanami? Is that what you think of _my_ kind? After all, I thought you married one--"
Yohei: *snarls* "WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I'M GOING TO DO WORSE THAN JUST STOMP YOU WITH A STUPID DANCE!"
Queenie: "..." *licks the spoon clean with a smirk* "Temper, temper. It'll be the death of you."
Shotaro: "Yohei! I don't know how to stop her without hurting her! And she punches way too hard!"
Yohei: "..."
Shotaro: "YOHEI! I don't know what to do! Help!"
Yohei: "..."
mana: *PUNCH PUNCH KICK*
Shotaro: "YOHEI!"
Yohei: "!!! You need to break off the mind control!"
Queenie: "Ha! It can't be undone. Knock me out, and she'll stay in that state until I will her to stop!"
Yohei: *smiles* "I think you forget what is Shotaro's ability..."
Shotaro: "??? But I don't have any bones!"
Yohei: "Oh, yes, you do...PUNCH QUEENIE IN THE MOUTH!"
Queenie: "...I'm sorry, what?"
Shotaro: "??? I don't understand, but okay!"
Queenie: "!!! Akiho!"
mana: *lunges*
Luke: *laser sword out, swings at Shotaro--*
Shotaro: "?!!! Mana, forgive me..." *picks up Mana by the head--and flings her right into Luke's chest--*
*CRASH*
mana: *groan*
*Mana's head is now shoved _through_ Luke's torso*
Luke: O_O;
Queenie: "USELESS!" *stamps her foot* "DRONES! GET IN HERE NOW--"
*PUNCH*
Shotaro: *punches Queenie so hard it knocks out one of her teeth*
mana: !!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Queenie: "GAH! ...WHAT THE HELL?! Do you know how much reconstructive surgery I needed just to keep up appearances?!"
mana: *shoves herself out of luke's torso and lunges*
Yohei: "..." *glances at Mana* "..." *looks at Shotaro* "I don't think Mana is out of the Waffle Woman's grasp. Her tooth is like a bone, so shove it in your mouth and take on her power."
Shotaro: "What?! I don't want to put her tooth in my mouth!"
Yohei: "You put dead animal bones in your mouth."
-PUNCH-
mana: THAT'S FOR THROWING ME INTO A GUY'S CHEST! as for you! *PUNCHES QUEENIE IN THE FACE*
Queenie: "GAH! Why is everyone PUNCHING ME?!!!!" *stamps her foot up and down* "DRONES! GET IN HERE ALREADY! KILL THE BOY AND THE OGRE GIRL!"
Shotaro: *knocked out, sucking on Queenie's tooth* XxX
mana: *GLARES* showtaro, get yohei. im gonna-....SHOWTARO!!
Yohei: "Yeah, maybe knocking out the guy who could absorb the mind-controlling powers was a bad plan, Mana..."
*windows open around the dome, with Drones pointing bee-stinger shaped projectiles at Mana and Yohei*
mana: WHY IS HE SUCKING ON A TOOTH?! *dodging* ugh NEVERMIND!
Queenie: "KILL THOSE BRATS!"
*stingers start firing towards Mana*
mana: *dodging* *running for showtaro*
Yohei: *looking around* "Huh...Fear Factory bots still have terrible aim, don't they?"
Queenie: "SHUT UP, YOU!"
Luke: *sparking...rips himself loose at the torso, running on two arms after Mana*
Shotaro: *groans, waking up* *looks up* "!!! Mana! A gremlin!"
mana: ?!
Luke: "Get back here! The Queen commands it--" *leaps towards Mana, mouth open--*
-POW-
Luke: *knocked back into the crucifix--slamming through it...*
Yohei: "..." *stands still...as the crucifix falls to the side, with Yohei still attached to it*
mana: oh shit!
Yohei: "Hi. Could you get me out of here already before we're shot to death? Or, so that _I'm_ not shot to death?"
Shotaro: "...Mana, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
mana: cant say i am, honestly.
Shotaro: "I'll take the top of the letter T, you take the bottom of the letter T!"
Yohei: "...No."
-and so-
mana: how do we get into these scenarios?
Shotaro: "Must be luck!" ^w^
Yohei: *hanging from the crucifix, staring facedown on the floor* "YOU COULD HAVE JUST FREED ME FIRST!"
Drones: *firing at Shotaro and Mana, running after them*
Luke: "Don't let them escape, Drones!" *still running on his arms*
Queenie: *holding ice to her mouth* "Give me back my tooth!"
*up ahead is a side: Turn left for Escape Pods; Turn right for R&D; Straight Ahead for the Cafeteria; Turn around for the Video Game Arcade*
Shotaro: "Ooh! Look! An arcade! Let's go back--"
mana: TURN LEFT!
Shotaro: "Okay!" *turns...right*
Yohei: O____O;
mana: SHOWTAROOOO! DX<
*The crucifix slams onto the floor...with Yohei underneath it*
Shotaro: "..."
mana: D8
*The Drones all stop*
Yohei: "..." *muffled groan*
Queenie: "...HA! NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!" *leaps on top of the crucifix, stamping on it*
mana: *PUNCH TO THE BACK*
Queenie: *face-first into the wall*
Shotaro: *pushes the crucifix back up...* "So...How you feeling--"
mana: showtaro, come on!
Yohei: *freed--and his hands wrap around Shotaro's throat* "...Let's get the fuck out of here already."
Shotaro: XwX *choked* " 'Kay..."
mana: let's go!
Yohei: *runs with Mana* "Escape pods. I'll need to check the trajectory inside the unit..."
Drones: *firing at them*
mana: ACK!
Yohei: *taps onto the keyboard* "Okay--I programmed it for Death City. Get in--"
*CHOMP*
Yohei: "OW!"
Luke: *biting Yohei's leg*
Shotaro: "...Oh! Now I recognize him! That's the guy Mana fought in the Robot Tournament! ...He got shorter."
mana: YOHEI! COME ON! *reaches out*
Yohei: *reaches out a hand--*
*The door slams shut on the escape pod on Mana and Shotaro*
Shotaro: D8 *slams his fist on the door* "Hello?!"
Yohei: "...Well, shit."
mana: !!! SHIT! *trying to open the door*
Drones: *approaching*
Yohei: "...Mana, Shotaro...Tell Chie...I'm sorry."
mana: YOHEI COME O-
Yohei: *slams the button on the pod, shooting it into space*
mana: NO!!
Shotaro: *slammed into the wall, as the escape pod blasts towards Earth...*
mana: GRK-
Queenie: *watching from the window* "...Initiate Phase 2. Tell our soldiers to scour Death City--scour every major city. I have given you the map of the Dokeshi's locations--so we are moving forward..."
Yohei: *stares at her*
Queenie: "And bring him to my room. I'm not through with him...AND GET ME A DAMN DENTIST!"
mana:......DAMMIT! GOD! FUCKING DAMMIT!! STUPID YOHEI! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A GODDAMN MARTYR ALL THE TIME?!
Shotaro: "Because he knows he'll be fine."
mana: how do YOU know that?!
Shotaro: *smiles* "Because things tend to work out when you work for them! We stopped Fear Factory before! How hard can this be?"
mana:.....
*something big and blue is seen through the window, quickly approaching*
Escape Pod Computer: "ERROR. COORDINANTS NOT RECOGNIZED. PREPARE FOR CRASH LANDING."
mana: !!!!!
Shotaro: "...Hey, is that the ocean--"
*SPLASH!*
mana: !!!
Shotaro: *slams into the wall, as the escape pod turns over and over itself as it descends into the sea...*
mana: shit!
*the pod finally smashes into the ocean floor...and something drips onto Mana's head*
mana: .....ha...hahaha....well...we're really fucked now, huh?
Shotaro: *looking out the window* "Oh, fish!"
Fish: O^o
Shotaro: "Hello, little fish--"
*a shark comes by, scoops up the fish in its mouth--then spits out the bones*
Shotaro: "..."
mana: .....heh....stupid showtaro...always so optimistic...even when we're probably going to die.....
Shotaro: "..." *grabs Mana's hat* "Here, use this to breathe for the next few minutes."
mana: !!!! my hat! how did you-
Shotaro: *leans back on his hands so he can lift up his feet--and slams them into the window, breaking it open, causing water to flood into the pod*
mana: !!! SHOWTARO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Shotaro: *disappears into the water, while the water rising, with Mana's head just poking over it next to the pod's ceiling*
mana: !!!! *shuts her eyes*
*something grabs her, pulling her down the pod and out the window--and up towards the surface
mana: ?!?!? *holding onto her hat*
Shotaro: *Bone of the Angelfish, as he assumes a more aquatic appearance, one arm around Mana while his back feet are like fins, helping him swim upward until their heads over the ocean's surface*
mana: *gasps and coughs*
Shotaro: *gasps, dropping the bone out of his mouth to lose the gills* "Woo! We made it!"
mana: ha..ha.....*laughs*
Shotaro: "Hee hee! We're alive, Mana!"
mana: *laughs* i was so scared, you dummy.
Shotaro: "Me too! You were all 'Ah, we're going to die!' so I did the first thing I could think of..."
mana: i really thought...we would die....you know the last thing i probably would have done?
Shotaro: "???"
mana: *kiss*
Shotaro: "...?!"
-they seem to be...floating?-
Shotaro: >\\\\\> "If-If you needed oxygen, I could've just gotten us here faster than you kissing me--...Do you...feel like everything's gotten lighter?"
mana: m-maybe....i-it's my fi-
-PLOP-
fisherman: <WHAT THE?!>
Shotaro: O_O; "...Is this a net?"
mana:..... O///////////O;;;;;
fisherman 2: <a-are those kids?>
Fisherman 3: <That or the ugliest fish we've ever caught...>
Shotaro: *bumps into Mana in the net* "Hi! Can you point us to Death City?"
mana: d-do-<DO YOU MIND?!>
fisherman: <im gonna get the boss, she'll know what to do!>
Shotaro: "We lucked out again, Mana!"
-elsewhere-
setsuna: !!!
Shinoda: "??? What is it?"
setsuna: showtaro and mana! they're on a boat!
Zuno: "??? Is it a motherf--"
Assi: *slaps a hand over Zuno's mouth* "No."
setsuna: they seem to be on a fishing boat towards....japonshima!
Shinoda: "All the way back there? Is that where Fear Factory is operating again?"
*the front door is heard opening, as Kepuri, Chie, and others return*
nea: we're baaaaack~
saki: chie! *hugs her*
Kepuri: *storms in* "Hugs and love later!" *presses a button under the living room table--causing the TV to flip over to reveal a giant computer system--but not before the flip smacks Assi in the head*
Assi: "OW!"
Tool: *walks in* "..."
io: tuu! tuu!
Tool: "..." *weak smile, picks up Io* "Hey, buddy."
io: ^o^
Shinoda: *looks at Nea* "How much did you tell them about the plan?"
Emine: *enters with Lin* "Enough..."
nea: told them everything~
Kepuri: *marking on the computer screen's map of the world* "That covers Salt Lake City and Death City, as well as some contacts we can make in London...But that leaves too many other metropolitan areas uncovered! We don't even know anyone left in Japonshima, do we?!"
setsuna: speaking of japonshima....
Kepuri: "What what what?!"
-she explains what happened-
I Island Executive: "Andrea? Have you seen Professor Hani?"
andrea: i dont think i have.
Executive: "Darn...If you do, please have her report to the Executive Room? There's something important to discuss."
-elsewhere-
All Might: "Well, there's my plane..."
melissa: *waves*
All Might: *waves* "Be safe, Melissa! I'll call when I get back to Death City."
-elsewhere-
Chai: *loads the last bag of fertilizer onto his cart...then holds his back* <Getting too old for this...>
*some people walk by in a rather stilted fashion...*
oolong: ??
Person 1: *to shopkeep* <We want all of your fertilizer.>
shopkeeper: <um...ok?>
Chai: ^^; <Sorry about that, folks--I did buy some of it before you got here-->
Person 2: *takes Chai's bag*
Chai: D8< <Hey!>
shopkeeper: <OI!>
Person 1: *snatches more bags, carrying them effortlessly*
Chai: *grabs a broom, smacking Person 2* <Let go!>
shopkeeper: <THIEF!!>
Person 1: *their hat comes off...revealing a person with glowing eyes*
Chai: O_O; "..." *drops the broom* <Take it! I don't like that stuff anyway--it smells...>
Person 1: *swings his fist*
Chai: "EEK!" *ducks*
oolong: *TONGUE ATTACK*
Person 1: "?!!!" *pulled back by Oolong*
-yoshi nom'd-
Chai: <Good Oolong!>
*Screams are heard behind Chai, as more of these people in these outfits start terrorizing residents*
shopkeeper: what the hell is going on!?
Chai: <Must be that vaping the kids are doing nowadays--messing with the brain-->
Resident: <Dokeshi! They're all Dokeshi!>
resident 2: <what's happening?!>
Person 3: <We are taking over this village for supplies--starting with explosive material and human labor. Quake before the might of Fear Factory.>
resident 3: <fear factory?!>
Chai: <Does this look like IC Prefecture to you!> *picks up the broom again* *whap whap whap* <Go back where you came from, you city slicker!>
-elsewhere-
Izuku: *looking out over the ship, down at the clouds* "It's just...so amazing up here!"
ochako: hmm? what's that?
*sounds like thunder*
Todoroki: "??? That dark spot...A thunderstorm?"
momo: we better get inside-
*FWOOM*
momo: EEP!
Hagakure: "What the H?!"
jirou: a villain attack?!
*something loud buzzes by--dropping explosives down onto the ship*
Mineta: D8 "WE ALREADY DEALT WITH ONE!"
jirou: !!!!!!!
*it looks to be some insectoid glider, with a giant "FF" logo on its side*
Bakugo: *climbs up from below* "WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT NOISE?!"
swashbuckle: alright, battle stations! we got ourselves some ruffians!!
Mei: "Aye-aye, Captain Grunkle!" *jumps into a shooter seat, aiming...*
Izuku: "Battle stations?! Where do we go?!"
ochako: should we be doing this?!
Iida: "We do not have licenses, so we cannot interfere--"
*a giant blast knocks Iida forward*
momo: TENYA!
Iida: *falls over the rail of the ship, descending through the clouds*
momo: !!!!!
Iida: O___O; *desperately running--and just going in a circle downward*
ochako: OH SHIT!
Mei: "EYEGLASSES!" *presses a button--causing a claw to pop out from under the ship, grabbing him*
Iida: ._.;
momo: *phew*
Insectoid Rider 1: *calls through a megaphone* "Attention Swashbuckle! Surrender your airship to the might of Fear Factory!"
swashbuckle: FIRE!
Mei: *aims--and shoots at the Riders*
Insectoid Rider 1: "!!! Swarm them, soldiers!"
-elsewhere-
Bryn: *looking at Io and Toru* "Look at the cute babies, kids! Aren't they just adorable?"
daughter: aww, so cute!
toru: *baby babble*
Bryn: "Now, behave yourself for Aunt Helen, okay, kiddo?" *holds up a high five to her daughter*
daughter: will do, mom.
Bryn: *nods* *stands up, turns to look at Emine and the others* "Just point me where to punch."
lin: will do~
Emine: "First we have to find their target. Knowing how Fear Factory operated in IC Prefecture, they're going to try to find something they can use to power up their technology..."
Bryn: " 'Kay, so, what kind of power is used in Death City? Doubt it's hydroelectric, right?"
nea: that we're figuring out.
Bryn: "Maybe we could convince someone to give us some answers..." *cracks her knuckles, looks outside* "...That guy looks suspicious."
Hiro: *across the street, carrying groceries*
mono: actually, he's just-
Bryn: *roars, rushes at Hiro*
Hiro: O____O; *drops the groceries, runs*
mono: .... -_-
Emine: "At least she's doing something. What can you do, Dokeshi Hunt reject?"
mono: i-i have a knife!
Emine: "..." *holds up a multiple-bladed hand by forming blood around it*
chie: please....now isnt the time... to fight amongst ourselves.....
Emine: "..." *lowers his blade* "You better be useful. We are getting Shotaro back, or God help this world..."
-elsewhere-
Shotaro: "AH-CHOO!" ^^; "Thanks for pulling us out of the water..." *wrapped in a blanket, sipping tea*
captain: <of course. it seems you two have been through quite a lot.>
mana: <no kidding...>
Shotaro: <Yeah! On top of the legless robot man, the giant space station, and our friend stuck up in space, we need to call home!>
captain: <we'll get you back to the island, and you can use a phone there.>
Shotaro: <Yay!> *nudges Mana* <And we can pick up real food, too!>
mana: r-right.
Shotaro: "..." .\\\. <So, um, Mr. Captain? If you hear anyone asking about us and they say they're from Fear Factory, c-can you lie to them?>
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: *gets off the plane at Salt Lake Airport, walking to a limo* "You Abernathy's people?"
grunt: yeah.
Chuuya: *tosses a bag to him* "Get me to the armory."
grunt: r-right.
grunt 2: is that the port mafia's underboss?
grunt 3: he's even dreamier up close~ >w<
Grunt 4: "So he's really buddies with the boss?"
grunt 5: he's a lot younger than i was expecting.
Chuuya: *trying to ignore the gossip, hardening his expression as he gets into the limo...*
Abernathy: *leaning back in the car, smiling* "Welcome back."
grunt: where to, sir?
Abernathy: "Let's swing by--"
Chuuya: "The armory."
grunt: r-right away.
Abernathy: "Um...Buddy, I'm the one to--"
Chuuya: *points at a grunt* "How many mech suit prototypes you got?"
-elsewhere-
Kouyou: "So you'll be staying with me tonight."
miyuri: yaaay sleepover!
sonia: *holding mito*
Kouyou: *nods* "Anything you would like for dinner?"
-elsewhere-
GNN Reporter: *on TV* "We have reports of multiple attacks on Paris, London, and Beijing by a group claiming to be Fear Factory..."
lord death: this is troubling...
Yumi: "We've increased security around potential terrorist sites at DWMA facilities, but that is spreading ourselves thin."
lord death: any updates from the other death scythes?
Yumi: "Spirit is in the middle of something, Justin is checking Amaterasu, Tezca said...something incoherent. And Jinn and Zubaidah are at one of the Sage shrines."
lord death: as for marie and soul?
Yumi: "I asked them to come here for back up for students."
lord death: *nods* and the safe houses?
Yumi: "In optimal condition and ready to receive anyone."
lord death: excellent...i feel this is going to be a long night...
Yumi: *nods* "You also have calls coming in from world leaders. The Governor of Japonshima as well."
lord death: put them on the call then.
Yumi: *presses a button, pulling up a mirror*
Governor: <--ello? Hello, is anyone there?!>
lord death: <yes, this is lord death speaking. i see you're in good health, governer towa.>
Governor Towa: <Appearances can be deceiving--as seen by this horrible news. I was not expecting another Dokeshi uprising...>
lord death: <nor have we. is there anything we can do at present?>
Governor Towa: <Your Death Scythe for our area is not presently here, so we feel we're at a bit of a disadvantage. Are there any members overseas in Japan that could come here to assist with some muscle?>
lord death: <we're currently working on that as we speak.> yumi, who do we have for our japan team?
Yumi: *nods* "They are on their way."
lord death: <they are en route.>
Towa: <Keep us posted, please. It is bad enough we were trying to improve relations with Dokeshi--now we have this PR nightmare.>
-elsewhere-
aimi: daddy, what's going on?
Tetsuda: "...I'm afraid some bad people are out there right now, hurting others."
aimi: im scared, daddy.
Tetsuda: "It's going to be okay...Come on--let's get into the safe room."
-elsewhere-
mana: *making a call*
Tool: *picks up* "Hello?"
mana: tuhl, are you there?
Tool: "Mana?! Is that you?!"
mana: yeah! showtaro is here too, we're in japonshima!
Shotaro: *looking at shirts at a booth* "You got this in a small?"
Tool: "Japonshima...Mana, have you seen the news? How did you even get there? Where's Yohei?"
-she explains what happened-
Tool: "...Okay. We're working to get you both back here, but getting Yohei down from outer space is more challenging. Has Fear Factory followed you?"
mana: i dont think so, but we're laying low for now-
Shotaro: *looks--spots someone* "!!! We got to move!"
mana: ?!
*Fear Factory drones are marching through the street*
mana: !!! hide!
Shotaro: *pushes Mana into the shop's dressing room*
Tool: *on the phone* "Mana? Mana! What's going on?!"
chie: what happened?
Tool: "It was Mana--she's with Shotaro in Japonshima, like Setsuna said. But then the call went out!"
chie: !!!
nea: well, we best get a move on! no time to waste!
Tool: "It's not going to be easy to get all the way to Japonshima on such short notice--"
Kepuri: *chuckling* "Oh, there are ways..."
-elsewhere-
Queenie: *rubbing her cheek* "Those stupid brats...How the hell did those 2 and that kappa help you destroy my Fear Factory..."
Yohei: *bleeding, slumped against a wall* "..."
marie anette: awww, arent you gonna answer?
Yohei: "...Because my friends, as dumb and stubborn as they are, are freaking geniuses compared to you knuckle-dragging dumbasses."
Queenie: "!!!"
naoka: *WHACK*
Yohei: *knocked down* "..." *spits blood*
naoka: so disrespectful....
Queenie: -^- "Thank you, Naoka." *holds up chains* "Bring him to the command center...He's going to want to see what happens next."
-elsewhere-
Luke: *reassembled, looking at an army of drones* "Get ready for them to mobilize...Where did that escape pod go?"
drone: we've tracked it to the bottom of the pacific ocean, sir.
Luke: "Life signs?"
drone: nothing, sir.
Luke: "...Hmm..."
{???: "My...robot...Where's my robot? Tournament..."}
{*wheels are heard rolling, bringing in a bandaged person*}
{Queenie: "...What's his condition?"}
{medic: alive, but critical condition.}
{Queenie: "...Have you reviewed Agei's notes? Can it be done?" *staring at the Fear Robot chip* "Could you implant it into this human?"}
{medic: i think we can, note i havent tried it before-}
{Queenie: "Then consider this near-corpse your new guinea pig. Get to work."}
Luke: "...What was that?"
drone: sir?
Luke: "...I'm going to run self-diagnostics. Have the ship ready to leave for Japonshima--we're heading out in 20 minutes."
-elsewhere-
*from Chai's farm, a fire can be seen in the village*
kisuke: !!!!
*something is hopping up the trail, panting*
Oolong: *panting...legs of someone are sticking out of its mouth*
kisuke: <oolong! what happened?!>
Oolong: *drops a half-conscious Fear Factory mook out of its mouth*
Fear Mook: @~@ <It was so gooey inside...>
kisuke: ?!?!?
Fear Mook: *looks up* "?!!!" <Filthy ogre!> *heats up their fist, aiming at Kisuke's head*
kisuke: !! *dodge*
Fear Mook: <Beast! I'll bend you to the will of Fear Factory for our glorious leader!> *firing blasts around Kisuke*
Oolong: *upset growl*
kisuke: *jumps onto oolong's back with a shovel* <CHARGE!>
Oolong: *hunkers down and--LEAPS*
Fear Mook: <HA! Got you right where I want-->
-PWOOM-
Fear Mook: X_______X
Oolong: ^_^
kisuke: <come on! to the village!>
Oolong: *hops towards the village with Kisuke*
-elsewhere-
Mei: *sword fighting an insectoid Dokeshi* "Have at thee, vile knave!"
momo: *shooting at fear factory mooks with a net gun*
Mook: *caught, slammed down into the deck*
ochako: way to go, yaomomo!
Hercules Beetle Dokeshi: *roars at Izuku, punching holes into the walls*
Izuku: "AH!" *dodges, trying to find a weak spot* ("Maybe the back--") "CLEVELAND KICK!" *direct hit--knocking the Hercules down*
eijiro: *slicing*
Todoroki: *getting splashed with water by a Water Beetle Dokeshi, putting out his flames before he can get a hit*
Stone Beetle Dokeshi: *blocking Eijiro's slices, but getting pushed back to the plank...*
eijiro: NOW, BAKUGOU!
Bakugo: "I KNOW!" *fires a blast, knocking the Stone Beetle off the ship's edge* "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
eijiro: nice one! ^^
*a loud buzzing is heard...like a swarm...*
Mineta: Q___Q "Guys..."
ochako: ?? aw heck
*it's an entire armada of Insectoid Fighters*
Insectoid Leader: "Yar! Surrender your vessel, you Quirk-ridden abominations!"
jirou: any plans?
Bakugo: "I SAY BLOW THEM OUT OF THE SKY!"
Mei: "YEAH!"
*The insectoid beasts they ride fire at the ship, blowing a hole in its bottom*
mina: *SCREAM*
Mei: D8> "MY GRUNKLE'S AERONAUTICAL BABY!!!"
Todoroki: "!!! Yaoyorozu! We're going down to the breech to seal it!"
momo: RIGHT!
*the swarm persists, rushing onto the deck and flying around the ship, blasting at it*
Mei: *growls, muttering quickly* "IWILLMAKEEVERYLASTONEOFYOUSUFFERFORTHISINDIGNITYTOTHEMAJESTYOFAWESOMESAUCETECHYOUMISERABLESACKSOF--"
kouda: >~<
Izuku: *thinking* "...!!! Kouda! Can you talk to them?"
-a low droning noise is heard-
mina: uhhh guys?
*something dark is underneath the clouds...and then a water spout erupts upward, knocking through the swarm*
jirou: holy shit.
*The sky whales fly up, blasting water from their blowholes at the Insectoids--and inhaling others*
Insectoid Leader: "?!!! Retreat!"
mina: WOO HOO!
Hagakure: "Yay, Kouda! You did it!"
kouda: ^^
Mei: Q___Q "Man, I'm never going to be allowed on this ship again..."
Insectoid Beast: .___.; *scitters along the deck*
-tongue attack-
tsuyu: <where do you think _you're_ going?>
Insectoid Beast: "DON'T EAT ME! I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS!"
jirou: then start talking.
-elsewhere-
Justin: "Thank you for coming on such short notice, Sisters."
Petra: -_-# "Why is this non-Sol Church priest here?"
nayumi: i guess they're short staffed given the incident?
Justin: ^^; "We're just trying to have as many people familiar with Amaterasu nearby--given heightened security--" *looks around and spots--* "...Is that a battle nun?"
tamaki: hello. *waves*
nayumi:....war cleric sounds cooler.
Karim: "??? New threads, Tamaki?"
tamaki: it's a work in progress.
dia: *glares*
tamaki: *HISS*
Foien: "Ah, like cats and dogs--good times..."
*looks like tourists passing by with cameras, snapping pictures of Amaterasu*
Justin: "..."
Petra: -_-# "How awful--reducing this holy building to a tourism site. HEY! THIS IS NOT JUST SOMETHING YOU PHOTOGRAPH, YOU PHILISTINES--"
Tourist 1: *snaps photos of Petra--blinding her with the flash*
Petra: "?!!! AH! I can't see!"
Justin: "!!! Them!" *transforms his arm*
Tourist 2: *unzips a fanny pack--as multiple limbs explode out of it*
Foien: "...Oh, that's just wrong."
pearl: !!! *summons flame wall*
Tourist 3: *pierces the flame wall with a selfie stick, stretching a hole through the flames...*
pearl: !!!
tamaki: OH COME ON!
*the Tourisst flood in, one of them swinging a suitcase at Justin*
Justin: *slices through the suitcase--which explodes out clothes, falling onto him and Petra and...changing their attire into flashy Hawaiian shirts and bermuda shorts*
Justin: ._.
Petra: "...Great. First I'm blinded, now I'm fashion blind..."
Tourist 4: *snapping photos of Tamaki, Pearl, and Dia* "OMG, you're so cute! Can I take your photo? I promise not to post them online!"
dia: *PUNCHES THEM SMACK IN THE FACE*
Tourist 4: "OH YEAAAAAAH--" *flies into the flame wall, screaming as he's burned alive*
Tourist 5: "Cutting in line, cutting in line..." *rushing into Amaterasu...*
ruby: *TACKLES* OH NO YA DONT!
Tourist 5: "OMPH! Darn you, security guards!"
Tourist 6: "Hey, is this the line to get for Shatner's autograph? And do you take credit?"
amy thyst: oh dear, this is....troubling.
Karim: "Then let's wrap this up already...by holding them in place." *channels the fire wall into his instrument and--* "FREEZE!"
-elsewhere-
Max: "?!!!" <Sir, we have a situation outside the Haijima chem lab...>
mr helvitz: <what is it?>
???: "GIVE ME AN F!"
Crowd: "F!"
???: "GIVE ME AN E!"
Crowd: "E!"
???: "GIVE ME AN A!"
Crowd: "A!"
Max: -_-# <They've been spelling words in English for 20 minutes.>
fawkes: <oh?>
???: <WHAT'S THAT SPELL?!>
*A hole smashes in Helvitz's office, as a gigantic American football player crashes through*
helvitz: ?!?!?!?
Max: *pulls out the Sol Temple sword, aiming it at the footballer*
*Suddenly, a cheerleader squad rushes through the hole, doing flips and cartwheels before forming a pyramid*
fawkes: <what is this, high school rebellion? has the education system gone that sour?>
fear-leader captain: <ATTENTION HAIJIMA! WE'VE, LIKE, TOTES DECLARED THIS FACILITY AS OURS!>
Max: <Get back!>
Haijima Security: *aims taser at the Captain--*
fear-leader captain: *throws a baton-boomerang at them*
Haijima Security: "OMPH!" *struck--sent flying through another wall*
Max: "?!!!"
captain: <so, are you gonna, like, surrender now? or are we gonna have to force you?>
Fear-Leader 1: *shakes pom-poms--that send vibrations through the room*
helvitz: !!!
Max: *struggling to stay upright* <St-Stay behind me, Sir...> *runs at the Captain with the sword--*
captain: *takes megaphone and SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*
Max: *gasps, dropping to his knees, clutching his head*
helvitz: !!!!!
Footballer: *smashes into Helvitz's safe, pulling something out...*
fawkes: ...
helvitz: !!!!!!
Fear-Leader 2: *doing poses while reporting* <WE! GOT! THE! LOOT! FOR! THE! BOSS! BOSS! BOSS! BOOOOOSS!>
-elsewhere-
GNN Pundit: *on TV* "This is outrageous! Dokeshi are always saying they deserve the same respect as other empowered beings--and they are no better than villains!"
GNN Pundit 2: "That's not fair--these are people who did not ask for these abilities--"
hachi: *looking at a TV in a store window* ....
"Zach": "What a bunch of assholes, yelling at each other. People get paid for this on TV?"
hachi: i actually get paid to watch this.
"Zach": "For real?! How did you con your way into that job?"
hachi: -,- wow, you're gullible.
"Zach": -_- "Not my fault you keep lying."
-elsewhere-
Colleen: "Hey, Andrea!"
andrea: !!! oh, hey colleen.
Colleen: ^w^ "Ready for the exam?" *she's holding a note for her and Andrea from Professor Hani*
andrea: *looks*
Colleen: "Oh! This is from Hani--she said to meet at the Executive Offices first. Think she's going to give us some last-minute tutoring--because I could really use it..." ^^;
andrea: ah.
Colleen: *walks with Andrea to the tower...a metallic glint in her eyes*
-elsewhere-
Fear Factory Mook: *projects images off their wrist, showing Mana punching a tournament opponent into the ceiling, and another showing Shotaro with pencils up his nose* <Have you seen these fugitives?>
man: <er-...no.>
Fear Factory Mook: <Damn...> *looks across the street* <Move along--we have more people to interrogate.> *walks across...*
man:....*looks back toward the dressing room*
Shotaro: *pops out his head--he has on a wig with the hair looped on the sides* <They gone?>
man: *whispers* <yeah>
Shotaro: <Great!> *steps out in a white cloak* <Come on out, Mana!>
mana: *in a white shirt, brown vest, jeans, boots, and a black wig*
Shotaro: "Neato, right?! But not as fun as the cloak..." *sways in place* "It's so fluttery!" *his bone-covered boxers are exposed*
mana: -___-;; *facepalm*
Shotaro: "Hee hee!" *turns, watching where the Fear Mooks are going* "Looks like they're heading to city hall...They're probably bringing more soldiers there to take control of the government and hold hostages."
mana: alright, so what's the plan?
Shotaro: "As awesome as these disguises are so that they won't recognize us, I think we should find a secret entrance..."
*there's a sewer grate near Mana's feet*
mana: through here?
Shotaro: "Oh, sure!" *pulls out a box* "And the butcher shop was kind enough to give me all these leftover bones: cow bones, pig bones, chicken bones, cat bones-- ...Wow, that raises uncomfortable questions."
mana: let's just go. -_-;
Shotaro: "Right!" *Bone of Cow* "Moo..." *lifts up the sewer grate* "After you!"
mana: *drops down*
Shotaro: *follows, using Bone of the Cat's claws to break his fall* "Watch the water--looks dirty."
mana: eugh...
???: <oh, what's this?>
Shotaro: "???" *blinks, using Cat Eyes to see* <Oh, hey!>
-two female kappa stand near the end of the tunnel-
kappa 1: <say, you're setsuna's boy, arent you?>
Shotaro: <Heck yeah I am! ...Wait, how do you know my mom?>
kappa 1: <well, i helped her find you, actually.> *extends hand* <call me minato. i think you're friends with my son, tuhl.>
Shotaro: <?!!! Wow! Hi, Tool's mom! I'm Shotaro! And this is Mana!>
minato: <nice to meet you. and this lass here is kaoli.>
kaoli: <nice to meet you. im tuhl's neighbor. i was visiting this village to visit my family by the seaside when all this happened. luckily, minato was here too, so we decided to take cover.>
minato: -,- <if it were just me, i'd have taken those grunts head on, but kaoli's not much of a fighter, and i didnt want her getting hurt.>
Shotaro: <Hee hee--I'd love to see that! We're fighters! Mana and I were going to break into the City Hall and free any hostages in there!>
minato: <is that right?>
kaoli: <i think there is a way to city hall from here, but i warn you, it's not too pleasant....>
Shotaro: <We just sank to the bottom of the ocean, got caught in a net, and Mana saw me change, and now we're in a stinky sewer--How much worse could it get?>
minato:...<what>
-elsewhere-
Kepuri: "Tah-dah! Our new mode of transportation!"
*It's shaped like a rocket looking like GET and WASHU*
mono:....um-
Kepuri: *twirls keys on her finger* "GET, WASHU--load them in so we can take off! I'M DRIVING!"
nea: NOOOO! D8>
Kepuri: "Come on--I promise I'll brake for red lights this time--"
*a loud trucker horn is heard from the street*
Assi: "Hey, guys! There's a big rig outside!"
mono: ??
mimeca: *waves*
*a noise is heard from the front of the vehicle*
???: "What's up, bitches?!"
chie: !!!!
mono: SON OF A BITCH!
*tied to the front of the big rig is a foul-mouthed toothy plush teddy bear--*
PlushFix: "Now...I suppose you're wondering where to find Yohei..."
-PIERCE-
chie: *has stabbed him with a shadow spike* what....are you doing here? *her expression is one of rage, hatred and disgust*
PlushFix: GAK! You know--heh--usually, this'd feel good, but the surprise kind of ruined the pleasure." *looks at Chie* "Jeez, someone's PMS'ing royally. Look, Mrs. Yohei-hottie, I got a sixth sense for all things related to your hubby--and since I don't remember any of you knowing much about Fear Factory's inner-workings--"
Kepuri: "I worked for them and know they have Yohei on a space station they developed years ago."
Assi: "Yeah, quite a few of us worked with them."
Zuno: "D'aw, a little plushie!"
PlushFix: "SINCE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE EXACT COORDINATES OF THAT SPACE STATION--I've decided to help y'all~"
mono: ....i say we burn him.
Tool: "I'll start the barbecue."
PlushFix: D8
mimeca: D8> *shakes head no*
nea: wait now. are you certain about the coordinates? you arent just bullshitting around?
PlushFix: "Cross my heart! ...Stuffing. Plastic eyeballs--WHATEVER I'M NOW MADE OUT OF! Why would I lie about this?! I could've stayed in hiding and just showed up to, what, troll your asses?"
mono: i wouldnt put it past you.
saki: it'd be classic you, certainly.
akaderu: you arent exactly what we'd call 'popular' here, my dude.
Kepuri: "Hang on, babe--I hate to admit it...but Fear Factory did keep the coordinates secret. And even I can't back-track from Shotaro and Mana's escape pod crash the exact location. Fear Factory could be a galaxy away for all we know."
PlushFix: *smirks* "Sixth. Sense."
nea:.....*sigh* very WELL i guess, but we're keeping an eye on you, fuzzball.
PlushFix: "Keep wherever you want on top of me, my delicious bowl of soft serve~"
nea: *STOMP*
chie:........*looks at mimeca* why do you even follow him?
mimeca: *points to herself, then makes a heart shape with her hands* ^////^ ~<3
nea:......honey, your taste in men is awful.
mimeca: >3<#
Shinoda: "In any case, if we now have Yohei's location, we don't need everyone going on one mission to get Mana and Shotaro. I propose we break up into teams."
mono: i am NOT going with this family killing dokeshi-bear!
Emine: "Then you're coming with me to Japonshima."
mono: *grumble* FINE!
Kepuri: "Hey, if it's between boring old Japonshima and space, I'm picking space every time, creepy death bear doll or not!"
Bryn: "...I'm going to rescue Mana. That thing? That thing needs to be exorcised."
akaderu: i'll probably stay home.
Tool: "We tried. I'll tell you about it on the way to Japonshima."
Bryn: "...Jesus, you people live weird lives."
setsuna: as will i. as much as i want to see my son again, im afraid i wont be much help.
Assi: "I like not dying, and I can't really fight...Mono...This could be the last time we see each other..."
mono: d-DONT ACT LIKE IM GONNA DIE, DUMMY!!
Assi: O\\\\o "B-But we don't know what could happen! Emine could stab you in the back!"
Emine: "This is true."
mono: *glare*
lin: ^^;
Bryn: *pats Mono's shoulder* "Calm down, Blades--I won't let M&M hurt you."
Emine: "..." -___-
-elsewhere-
Queenie: *opens 2 boxes, removing a repaired Quirk Detection Machine...and a repaired version of David Shield's Quirk augmentation headband*
Yohei: *chained to the wall, upside down* "...Neat. You subscribe to Loot Crate, too?"
naoka: do you ever shut up?
Yohei: "You want me quiet? Then knock me out again."
naoka: tempting.
Queenie: "Not yet, Naoka. Nanami has to witness this..." *taps a globe, causing the images behind her to shift until they show that point on the globe: Japonshima*
Yohei: "Hmm...I see some device for diagnosing genetic structures...I see some body enhancement device. What, you're going to empower yourself?"
Queenie: *smiles to Naoka* "He isn't too stupid, now is he?"
marie anette: coulda fooled me~
Queenie: "And what do you think I'll do when I enhance my mental powers of mind control? Maybe I'll use it to order every human being on earth to kill themselves..."
Yohei: "..." *shakes his head* "No. You prefer drawing out the pain."
Queenie: *smiles* "Correct."
-elsewhere-
Mayor: *hands behind their head, on their knees* <Please, let the hostages go--you can keep me, but let them-->
-WHACK-
Mayor: <OW!> *collapses*
City Manager: *standing against the wall, smirking* <Jeez, you humans are so fragile...> *juggling items on the Mayor's desk* <And naive. So easy to infiltrate your sanctuaries for the powerful and the elite...>
guard: ...
kaoli: *listening*
minato: *whispers* <alright, do you know the plan?>
Shotaro: <I kind of forgot the middle parts...The smell might have done something to my brain.>
mana: -_-;
Shotaro: ^^; <Still kinda fuzzy on things since the ocean crash. But I know how to punch those people really hard.>
minato: <good enough>
Shotaro: ^w^ <Great! Let's start the good deed!> *bites down on a bone*
City Manager: *whistles to one Mook* <Get me another bottle out of the Mayor's private stock.>
grunt: <yessir>
Shotaro: <!!! Hey, that one mook is coming here!>
minato: <you know what to do.>
Shotaro: *nods* *gets down on all fours, wagging his behind like a cat, ready to pounce...*
grunt: *turns*
Shotaro: "MEOWR!" *pounce-tackle*
grunt: GRK-
Shotaro: *drags the Mook behind the corner*
City Manager: *not noticing, still juggling*
mana: *RUNS IN AND-*
Mook 2: <Halt!> *aims a rifle at her--*
minato: *WHACK*
Mook 2: X-X *falls down*
Shotaro: *picks up the rifle* <Okay! Let the Mayor go!>
City Manager: *still juggling* <Ho-hum...I suppose it couldn't just be easy.> *looks at Mana, Shotaro, and Minato* <I can't believe a Dokeshi is fighting against us, let alone a kappa and...an ogre girl?>
mana: *GLARE* <LET THE MAYOR AND HOSTAGES GO!>
City Manager: <Tell me, something. 'Dokeshi'...Why do we let them call us that?> *juggles...with one hand, as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hankie...that's tied to another one...and another one...in a multi-color string...*
mana: ....
City Manager: *wipes his face...revealing clown makeup underneath as he smiles at them*
minato: ...
City Manager: *chuckles* <Perhaps we all just need to embrace our inner 'clown'--> *pulls out knives from his pocket, starts juggling them* <I awoke my ability in a circus--when a knife went the wrong way and killed a little girl...> *fixates his stare on Mana*
mana: !!!
City Manager: *tosses the knife--which just passes Mana's head--just slicing a bit of her hair before it imbeds in the wall*
minato: *takes out sword*
City Manager: <Ah, I see you are someone with a cutting wit as well.> *pauses* "..." *double over, cackling*
Shotaro: "...HA!" <I got that one!>
City Manager: <Then my Daily Condition is fulfilled--one corny joke, one laugh-->
minato: <why dont you cut it out then.> *lunges*
City Manager: *dodges* <Ah...> 蛙が帰る。(かえるが かえる。! [In Japanese: "The frog is coming back"--where "frog" and "coming back" use the same character...]
minato: -_-# *SLICE SLICE*
Shotaro: <Ha! It's funny because she's not a frog...Wait, that kind of a ruins the joke-->
City Manager: *tenses* TwT <Being witty on demand weighs heavily on me.>
mana: showtaro, focus!
Shotaro: *claps his hands on his face* <Right!> *bites into--* <Bone of the Boar!> *charges at the City Manager*
City Manager: <And now, to go international:> "Oh, I'm sorry--was I boring you?"
Shotaro: *pig snort, as he rushes--*
City Manager: *le leap* *flips over Shotaro, tosses a blade--that embeds in Shotaro's back*
Shotaro: *pig squeal--as he hits the wall*
mana: SHOWTARO!
City Manager: *grabs Mana's hand, twirls her--then dips her like a dance* "Bavonjavour! Pouvons-nous danser La Javnaise?" ("Hello! May we dance the Java?") *He's making a pun on "Java" and the French slang "Javanais."
mana: *POW*
City Manager: *falls back onto his head...then falls back and upright again* "Golly! I said I wanted a drink, but no punch!" *smiles, revealing a black eye from her punch* "Sorry, am I 'wine-ing'?"
Shotaro: *picking the blade out of his back with Bone of the Octopus* "Okay, I'm kind of over this guy...Mana, can you hit him again? I need to find something..." *searches through his box* "Thanks for the extra bones, Kaoli!" *searching*
mana: who even is this guy? -_-;
City Manager: "Er, man--forgive my manners! I am the supreme jokester of all Dokeshi, P. Erot!"
mana: cool story bro. *POW*
P Erot: "OW-P!" *tumbles back*
Shotaro: "Got it!" *pulls out 2 dog bones* "Bone of Kerobos!" *bites down, looking canine*
P Erot: *lying on his back, looking up* "Hey...In what unit do dogs measure their temperature?"
Shotaro: "..."
Erot: "Belgrad." *smiles goofily*
Shotaro: "..." *bites down on P Erot's head*
P Erot: "...It's funnier in German."
Shotaro: *muffled* "I think we've freed the hostages!"
kaoli: that's good.
Mayor: Q___Q <What the hell is even going on?!>
mana: *releasing the mayor* <we'll explain.>
-elsewhere-
Justin: *pants* "There...That takes care of that."
Karim: "Good." *in swim trunks* "If I had one more wardrobe change by those maniacs, I'd lose my mind."
Petra: *in a ballerina outfit* -_-# "I'm going to kill them..."
pearl: goodness.
tamaki: -_____-###
Foien: ^^; "Nice outfit, Dia--"
dia: *in a doggy mascot suit* -_-#
Justin: "Let's look on the bright side--we repelled their attack, Amaterasu is safe--and that was an impressive fire wall, Sister."
pearl: t-thank you mr law.
Karim: "..." *looks away* "I just hope none of them got inside...The Church has been really paranoid about anyone going inside the Amaterasu facility."
-elsewhere-
Kepuri: *rubs Akaderu's cheek* "I'll be back soon--faster than you know it, given how fast I made that ship."
akaderu: *holds her hand* be safe, ok?
Kepuri: *nods* "Hey, this is me--I'm coming back in one piece."
Emine: "...Mom...I..."
setsuna: *hugs him* please, be safe.
{emine's mother: *throwing a beer bottle at him* <useless piece of shit kid...>}
Emine: "...Hmm."
-elsewhere-
Colleen: "??? I don't see her anywhere...Hey, what time is it?"
andrea: *checks watch*
*an alarm goes off on Andrea's watch...Colleen's eyes turn white*
andrea:.....
Colleen: "..." *approaches a security panel, punches in a code, opening the doors to the security office*
Security Guard: "?? Hey, you can't be here--"
andrea: *turns*
Colleen: *a taser pops out of the palm of her hand, as she shocks Security Guards*
andrea: *jacking into the security system*
Security Guard: *struggles, reaches a button--*
Colleen: *stabs the Guard's hand with a pen*
andrea: *turns off communication*
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: *points at one mook* "Why do you guys have these mechs? You can't be getting this much crime here."
grunt: arent you a bit short to be a mafia exec-
*KA-POW*
grunt: x~x
Abernathy: "Hey, hey--buddy! Don't go punching all of my people. We're going to need them if we're going to take out those awful, dirty Dokeshi--"
Chuuya: *hard glare*
grunt: OxO;
Abernathy: "What? I'm just saying--"
Chuuya: *looks at the mooks* "Get the bots lined along the armory. Keep an eye for airborne attacks--I'll take them, you take the ground."
Abernathy: "Hey, who is running this show here?!"
Mitch: "Here's your drink, Mr. Nakahara."
Abernathy: "GODDAMN IT, MITCH!"
grunt: um sir, we actually got some info on mr nakahara, and well... *whispers*
Abernathy: "... ... ..." Q_____Q "Ooooooooooooh, I'm going to die today."
-elsewhere-
Kouyou: "Girls, I think we'll be staying in...How about I make us some tea?"
miyuri: ok!
sonia: *petting mito* .....
Kouyou: "Very good..." *taps a button on a tablet, triggering security on her estate*
sonia: ....will papa be alright?
Kouyou: *smiles* "I've never known him to be otherwise."
-elsewhere-
Kenji: -n- "There are no rodeos here. I can't believe this city would lie to me."
naomi: *pap pap* cheer up kenji, there's plenty of other things to do.
Kenji: *sniffle* "Yeah..."
Tanizaki: "There's the Griffith Observatory for looking at stars--although that's more of a nighttime thing. Or the Pier has the Ferris Wheel."
atsushi: ?? you guys hear something?
Kenji: *stomach growls* "Sorry about that."
atsushi: no, it sounds like-
*a giant wave of water appears above the buildings...coming down towards Atsushi and the others*
atsushi: !!!!
Tanizaki: "!!! Run--"
*SPLASH*
naho: !!!
Kenji: *floating upside-down under the water* .-.
*SNAP SNAP* *a lobster claw passes the side of Naomi's head*
naomi: WOAH!
*tentacles wrap around Atsushi, pulling him up*
atsushi: O_o
Lobster Man: *toying with Naomi* "Jeez, Takoya! Stop fixating on that scrawny kid and wrap up the others."
Takoya, the Lady Octopus: "Yeah, yeah..." *ropes up Tanizaki, missing Kenji*
naho: looks like we got a whole sea kingdom here!
maki: well fire's gonna be useless here...
jellyfish kid: kukuku. *sends an electric shock*
Kenji: "EEP!" *hit, falling back into the water, screaming*
Tanizaki: X\\\\\X *choking* "Can't...breathe..."
naomi: HEY! TENTA-BITCH!
Takoya: *not even looking, just shoots a tentacle towards her--*
naomi: *rolls out of the way* LET GO OF MY BROTHER, OR WE'RE GONNA HAVE KALAMARI ON THE MENU!
Takoya: "Like I haven't heard that one before...Hang on, I'm going to need another hand..." *tosses Atsushi and Tanizaki into the same tentacle, squeezes* "What can you do? We're freaking Dokeshi--the C Team of Fear Factory."
atsushi: *tiger jaws and bites the tentacle*
Takoya: Q______Q "OOOOOOOOW!" *lets go*
Tanizaki: *falls, pants...uses his ability to hide*
-elsewhere-
izumi: dad? mom?
Spirit: "Hmm?"
izumi: what's going on outside?
sachiko:...why dont you kids go to the basement for a bit?
izumi: !! o-ok.
Spirit: *looks at Sachiko* "Stay here..."
sachiko: *nods*
Spirit: *opens the door, closes it behind him, stands on the front step* "...I'm Spirit Albarn, Death Scythe. State your business."
-elsewhere-
PlushFix: *in a tiny spacesuit in the shuttle* "Hurry up and get on this rocket!"
Kepuri: "You sure you can drive the new car?"
chie: ...
Bryn: "Yeah, I used to make deliveries--how hard can this be?"
Shinoda: "You're likely a better driver than Kepur--"
Kepuri: *tugs on his ear* "Quiet, Johnny Appleseed."
Tool: "We'll be back with those idiots before you know it."
mimeca: ^o^
mono: well let's get a move on already!
Emine: "Indeed--cease this prattling."
Kepuri: "Okay--everyone on Space Team got your suit on?"
chie: *nods*
PlushFix: "You know it, brainy bug eyes!"
mimeca: *thumbs up*
nea: indeed~
Kepuri: "Great! PlushFix, put in the coordinates!"
PlushFix: OwO "...Huh? I don't got those."
chie: WHAT?!
Kepuri: "YOU SAID YOU KNEW WHERE TO FIND HIM!"
mono: I KNEW WE COULDNT TRUST HIM!
PlushFix: "I do know, honeybee! But you can't quantify the sixth sense. It's an innate feeling, as my Power of Spin taps into the multiverse of harmonic energies." *leans back in his tiny chair* "So just blast off, float around in space for a while, and I'll let you know when my Soul Resonance or whatever taps into Yohei's~"
chie: i have half the mind to rip you to shreds. and the other half is inclined to agree.
nea: or we can just look for a big station with the fear factory logo on it.
Kepuri: -_-; "Nea, space is pretty big. Factoring in the speed at which the star cruiser was going, the radius by which to locate them is--"
mimeca: *takes out a phone*
*there's a photo from the Griffith Observatory of a giant space station with the Fear Factory logo on it*
Kepuri: "... ... ...Everyone just shut up!"
-elsewhere-
Shotaro: *looking at a map in City Hall* *making marks on it* <So, they still have the police station and the electric power plant and the mall...I think we should go to the mall first.>
mana: sounds good.
Shotaro: <Great! We can also stock up on weapons and food!> *looks out the window...* "Um...But that's a lot of Fear Factory people..."
mana: crap.
Shotaro: "We need to distract them..."
mana: and how do we do that?
Fear Factory Mook: "Hey, up in the window! It's that Dokeshi and that ogre girl!"
mana: *THROWS HER SHOE AT HIM*
Mook: *KO'ED!*
Mook 2: "HE'S BEEN HIT!"
Shotaro: "Dang, Mana--you didn't even hesitate. You shot first!"
mana: -_- let's just beat them up.
Shotaro: *bites on Bone of the Bird* "Works for me!" *picks up Mana and leaps out the window--as his cloak flies up into his face*
-elsewhere-
Chai: <What are you going to do with all this fertilizer? You boys don't exactly look like farmers...>
Fear Factory Mook: <Explosives.>
Chai: ?!!!
kisuke: <MR CHAAAAI!>
Chai: <Kisuke! Watch out!>
Mook 1: "?!!" *aims a gun at Kisuke and Oolong*
kisuke: <OOLONG! GET HIM!>
Oolong: *wraps his tongue around the gun, pulls it--then whips it down on the Mook's head, knocking him out*
Mook 1: X_X
Chai: <Good boy...> *pets Oolong* <We got to get out of here!>
kisuke: <right!>
*CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK*
*Mooks surround the three of them*
Mook 2: <AIM!>
Chai: <?!!> *gets in front of Kisuke--*
*SLASH SLASH BONK*
Mook 2: "..."
kisuke: ??
Mooks: "..."
*All Mooks spray out with blood in the shape of sharp angles before collapsing*
kisuke: !!!!
Chai: <...Are these those new-fangled exploding mooks I heard they have in the big city?>
*from the shadows, a pair of serpentine eyes watch...*
kisuke: !!
???: <You're welcome.>
kisuke: <who...are you?>
???: <The direct hero, Vector Jibako.>
kisuke: <i...see.>
Chai: <I don't. This guy's in the shadows!>
Vector: <It maintains my sense of mystery. Also, I hate the smell of fertilizer, which is now everywhere.>
-elsewhere-
*in the Pacific is a small boat*
Fisher: "..."
-seems quiet...?-
*suddenly, a fast-moving vaguely car-shaped vehicle sails by towards Japonshima...knocking the boat around a bit and kicking up a ton of fish onto the small boat*
Fisher: ._.
mono: *SCREAMING*
Bryn: "...Huh. This thing handles really well."
Tool: *covering his mouth, about to vomit*
Emine: "...So, this is how I die."
lin: >~< *holding onto her hair buns*
GPS: *in Kepuri's voice* "You are approaching your destination in 8 SECONDS. Preparing emergency airbags..."
mono: THIS SU-
-meanwhile-
Fear Factory Mook: <So I said, 'She's sweet as honey!' ...She filed a sexual harassment allegation against me.>
-NYOOOOOOM- -CRASH-
mono: *face in an airbag* is this....heaven?
lin: smells like...wisconson.
Emine: "This isn't what i imagined Heaven would be like--too many annoying people--"
GPS: "You have arrived at your destination. Vomit bags are in the door pockets--"
lin: oh look, we're here.
Shinoda and Tool: *fighting for the bags*
*muffled screams underneath*
???: take THIS!!
Bryn: "???" *rolls down the window* *looks out the window* "...Hey, we had a soft landing, too." *opens the door, steps on a Mook* "Alright, kiddos, depart! We got a busy day ahead of us!" *turns on the vehicle's car alarm*
Emine: "???" *looks to the distance at ???*
-seems two figures are taking on a group of mooks, along with two kappas-
???: "Bone of Kangaroo!"
*a mook goes flying, crashing into the top of the vehicle, setting off the car alarm*
mono:...found 'em.
Bryn: "!!! Mana!" *waves* "How you doing?!"
Tool: *holding his stomach, dragging himself over*
minato: <tuhl!>
Tool: <?! Mom?!>
Emine: "...Ha."
minato: <we-he-hell! look at you, all grown up!>
Tool: -\\\\\- <Mooooom, stop, you're embarrassing me...>
kaoli: ^^;
Shotaro: *lands on the ground in front of Mono--his cloak lifting up to expose his boxers*
mono: D8
Emine: "Shotaro..."
Shotaro: "!!! Emine!" *hug--then pulls back, holding up--* "I stole the President's tooth!"
Emine: "...Shotaro, you're infringing in my territory."
Shotaro: ^^; "Heh, yeah..."
Mook: *approaching Mono from behind...*
mono: *ELBOW ATTACK*
Mook: "UMPH!"
Bryn: "Nice one, Mono! Mana, heads up--" *tosses a Mook towards her*
Mook 2: *HIGH-PITCH SCREAMING as he flies towards Mana...*
mana: *KICKS THE MOOK*
Shinoda: *collapsed on the ground, looking pale* "Apples...Someone, help me..."
lin: *takes an apple from a stand and gives it to him*
Shinoda: =w= *nom nom nom--powers up, Olympian pose* "I am ready!" *speeds across the field, swings his arms--and knocks back 20 Mooks in one blow*
Emine: "..." *removes a bandage...a small drop of blood forms, which circles around his arm, generating electricity* "Let's begin..."
grunts: HYAAAAAH!!!
Tool: *swings the pickaxe* <Mom, how did you even get roped into this?>
minato: <long story, kiddo. just in the right place at the right time, i guess.>
Tool: <Typical---Mana and Shotaro got all the dumb luck...>
*meanwhile, atop a building is an archer...*
???: *aims at Shotaro...fires*
Shotaro: *giving a noogie to a mook* "Say uncle! Say uncle!"
lin: *throws a fork at the arrow*
*the fork catches the arrow, knocking it away*
Shotaro: "??? Did anyone feel a breeze?"
???: wow, nice aim, sagi.
Sagitarrius: -_-# "It's not my fault--I wasn't expecting eating utensils."
???: come on canni, save your agitation for later, we got to report to the squad boss.
Sagitarrius: "Let's go..." *horse gallop...*
-elsewhere-
Kepuri: *piloting...looks out the window* "Enjoy the view, people--you're not getting a view like this from earth..."
nea: woah...
PlushFix: "Makes you feel kinda small, doesn't it? ...Granted, I'm already tinee tiny now."
mimeca: *face against the window*
Kepuri: "Now approaching the Station. Turning on cloaking tech..." *presses a button*
*their spaceship seems to disappear...*
chie:....
Kepuri: "Okay, GET, put in the security code to get in through the doors..."
nea: ..um guys, i think we're about to crash onto the moon.
Kepuri: "Wait, what--"
chie: that's no moon....
PlushFix: "That's yo' mama."
chie: *GLARE*
PlushFix: ^^; "I didn't mean you! Jeez, just trying to calm everyone down..."
Kepuri: "That is a big facility...How are we going to find him in that?"
*CRASH in the back*
nea:....
Zuno: *pops up in the back, gasping* "I CAN'T BREATHE!"
nea: .... -_-;;
PlushFix: "!!! A Klingon! Kill it! Kill it!"
mimeca: ._.
Kepuri: "How the hell did you get in here?!"
{Zuno: "Oh, a door!" *opens it, walks in--and falls into the storage closet on the spaceship*}
PlushFix: "THAT WAS MORE POINTLESS THAN USUAL!"
chie: we're here...
*the doors slide open into the Fear Station...*
Kepuri: *deep inhale* "Stay calm..."
PlushFix: "Someone, please hold me..."
mimeca: *does so*
PlushFix: =w=
chie:... *grimace*
*the ship docks*
Kepuri: *sighs* "Okay...We're still cloaked, so we need to get off carefully, quietly, find some disguises, and locate Yohei."
PlushFix: "Leave me to sniff out Yohei!"
Zuno: "???" *picks something off the floor* "Wow, astronaut's ice cream!"
nea: hands off, buddy.
Zuno: OxO *backs up--and falls out the spaceship with a loud crash into some boxes*
Kepuri: D8<
PlushFix: "YOU STUPID STOOGE!"
-elsewhere-
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Do all the numbas and for 70. What is your dream
1. are you religious?
-nope
2. what animal do you think you’re most like?
- otter
3. how do you take your coffee?
- black, vanilla flavor, 4 raw sugars
4. how old were you when you had your first kiss?
- 12???
5. museum date or aquarium date?
- why not both?
6. do you have any tattoos or piercings? do you want more?
- 2 holes in each ear, and a nose ring. 5 tattoos, going for many more.
7. favorite fruits?
- pineapple, mango, apples
8. favorite vegetables?
- broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, zucchini
9. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)
- make me laugh
10. do you cry a lot?
- eh, depends on how stressed i am lol
11. who are your closest friends?
- uh caitlin, brandi, abe, rach
12. have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?
- nope, want to though
13. do you play any video games?
- no
14. did you ever have an emo or scene phase?
- oh god yes, from like 5th grade until the end of 9th grade
15. what color is most of your wardrobe?
- greys, greens, blues and faded reds
16. what do you like to do for fun?
- sleep, read, binge watch tv 
17. what is your biggest fear?
- well i’m terrified of clowns and spiders. and not being loved and accepted by family lol
18. name a subject you know a lot about.
- the brain, a bunch of different things tbh, sociology
19. favorite fictional characters?
- scout from to kill a mockingbird, any jodi picoult character, draco malfoy
20. do you read a lot? what are your favorite books?
- all the time. anything by jodi picoult or anything gay. Autoboyography by Christina Lauren is an awesome book
21. how would you describe your style?
- GAY.
22. did you have a favorite stuffed animal when you were little? do you still own it?
- yep, still have it
23. what’s something most people love that you hate?
- uhhh I’m a picky eater, so most foods. I don’t like jazz music
24. do you think you’re a good singer?
- nope, i’m terrible
25. who do you live with?
- my parents 
26. favorite desserts?
- carrot cake, ice cream
27. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
- getting out of toxic relationships/friendships
28. favorite makeup brands?
- i dont wear makeup
29. favorite clothing stores/brands?
- uh i wear a lot of gap mens clothes, or vans
30. what was your first job?
- Vans
31. do you take a lot of naps?
- no
32. what is your favorite part about your body?
- my eyebrows
33. are you more dominant or more submissive?
- dominant
34. are you more outgoing or more shy?
- i seem super outgoing but im really not
35. how tall are you?
-like 5′2 and a half. yes the half counts
36. what is your body type?
- uhh?? i work out but you can tell i dont say no when someone offers me a cookie lmfao
37. favorite flower?
- tiger lily
38. favorite planet?
- uranus - ha ha ha... just kidding, I like neptune
39. what do you want to dress up as for halloween this year?
- uhhh i dont have time to do that anymore
40. do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?
- i usually go for older because im more mature than most people my age
41. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.
- no.
42. who is your biggest inspiration?
- mmm hayley kiyoko, lord of the gays
43. do you have any kinks?
- lol nah
44. do you own any pets?
- yep, two dogs
45. which celebrity do people say you look the most like?
- i have no clue honestly
46. do you like sports?
- baseball and hockey
47. have you ever seen a broadway musical?
- ive seen a lot of musicals but id love to go see one on broadway
48. what is your favorite kind of food?-
- potatoes
49. would you rather be a fairy or a mermaid?
- neither
50. what is your instagram?
- @alyssaroni 
51. glossy lips or matte lips?
- idk i dont put stuff on my lips besides chapstick
52. do you like cherry, grape, blue raspberry, watermelon, or green apple jolly ranchers the best?
- watermelon or blue raspberry
53. what are your best personality traits?
- humor, sarcasm, loyalty
54. what is your ethnicity?
- european trash?? lmao
55. what different hair colors have you had?
- purple, red, blonde
56. favorite disney princess?
- uhhh idk man
57. favorite album of 2018?
- EXPECTATIONS
58. have you ever had braces?
- no
59. favorite holiday?
- halloween
60. post a selfie.
- uhh maybe later
61. are you a good swimmer?
- yes, i was captain of my high school swim team
62. do you wear jewelry?
- two rings and a watch
63. can you play any instruments?
- yes, quite a few
64. do you have any siblings
- not bio siblings but brandi is my sister 100000% love u ugly nugget
65. are your grandparents still alive? how old are they?
- uh on my dad’s side i have a grandmother who is 76, and a great grandmother who is 92, and on my moms side i have a grandma who is 66
66. who knows the most about you?
- caitlin
67. are you a more quiet person or do you talk a lot?
- ooh see this is fun because i talk constantly but i never actually say much, if that makes sense. im a pretty closed off person, so you’ll feel like you know me, but you definitely don’t.
68. what advice would you give to your 13 year old self?
- dont date the devil when you get into highschool. and when you do come out? mom and dad will still love you, so its ok.
69. how many pillows do you sleep on?
-2
70. ask any question you’d like.
-what’s my dream? to be happy. 
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