I think there should be a smile rancher au for TMC with no horror or anything it's just the cast being farmers n they each raise a different kinda slime or something idk I'm watching a playthrough of the game rn and in like wrow <3
(i switched to my puter lol i was getting. real life pissed at my phone JKGADFHGDJ)
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT A SLIME RANCHER AU FOR THE LONGEST FUCKIN TIME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!! AUSFGSDFSDFGJSHDF WE R LIKE 🤝
i agree wholeheartedly that there shouldn't be any horror, they should just get to be goofy and have fun <333333
it would probably be more of a "what if the characters were in the universe" au rather than a "the characters replace other characters" au i think...... both mark + cesar and adam + jonah get sent to work at opposing ranches for the 7zee corporation and they like. make it kind of a contest between the two pairs to see who can become the best ranchers because it just means more funds for them LOL. obviously botjh pairs step up to the challenge so they have a bit of a. rivalry of some sort heehee <33333
ok ik i lterally just said it's not a characters replace characters au BUTTTTTT i think sarah and eve take a sort of casey-like role in this au for mark/cesar and adam/jonah respectively (without the romantic implications obviously because. Ew). they send letters back and forth cuz while they're happy on earth and they miss their buddies they're so happy they're pursuing their passions in slime ranching yk <333333
...might have to take back what i said about not being a characters replace characters au because like . ough what if ruth takes a mochi-like role and. uh. dave could honestly be either odgen or viktor tbh he fits odgen's vibes more but it'd be kinda blasphemous to not make him The Tech-Obsessed One so. idk. and then thatcher's whichever one dave isn't <3 also bOb is a tulpa because i said so damnit
dunno who thora and hobson'd be though............ they could honestly be anyone i could make them alternates for all i care but. idk. i could make them lynn and jude but then they'd have a stronger connection to adam compared to mark, cesar, and jonah so. eh! do with that what you will
anyways back to the whole competition thing. mark and cesar'd initially be more successful because they're not Completely Incompetent and can actually figure out what they're doing. as opposed to adam and jonah, who can't stop goofing around long enough to figure out how to grow a patch of carrots. however, when they do figure it out, they start quickly overtaking mark and cesar because they're not afraid of absolutely everything. like they'll actually venture out into some of the more dangerous areas of the far far range, like the area full of hunter largos in the moss blanket or the ash volcano and such, whereas mark and cesar are extremely hesitant cuz they're scared of getting their asses bitten LMAO
and then they become evenly matched again cuz adam and jonah are faced with the difficult truth that it is, in fact, fuckin hard to manage a ranch full of harmful slimes, especially since they have yet to figure out how all the parts of the ranch work and insist on diving head-first into their corrals to collect their slimes' plorts instead of just buying plort collectors like normal people. they're still dumbasses who have no idea what they're doing and are just saying fuck it we ball to everything LMAOOOO (also they 100000000% lost their entire ranch of slimes to a tarr outbreak i know it to be true. probably when they were trying to figure out how tangle slimes work and didn't know they could grab dropped plorts from far away using their vines LOL). mark and cesar aren't perfect obviously but since they tend to take everything slowly and take a lot of precautions and such they pick up mistakes like that before it causes any issues. but they also had a tarr outbreak and lost half their slimes sorry it's the way i am JDFSDFGJSHD
OHHHHHHH ALSO i think both pairs kinda split up their skills a lot to get more done, so mark/adam go out to collect slimes n stuff while cesar/jonah stay back more often to grow crops and raise chickens and such n such. you're doing great sweeties HEJHASGJHD. and then later on cesar is a lot more knowledgable about slime science and how to properly utilize it, mark knows the far far range like the back of his hand and can find pretty much anything you're looking for if you ask (making him a prime gilded ginger hunter), adam can handle any kind of slime and knows how to deal with them/organize them on the ranch, and jonah is really fucking good at the sub areas thatcher/ruth/dave have set up, especially the slimeulation with the glitch slimes (which are his favorite kind of slimes next to tangle slimes don't fight me i'm right)
and they basically end in a tie but what's important is that 7zee made a shit ton of money off of both pairs so everyone wins /JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
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office hours. blah blah blah. tmj. this is happy. no angst. promise. calendar.
“...I know there’s a copy of the textbook on the classroom page, so go ahead and use that. You’re going to want chapters eighteen and twenty-two, and that should help you with the paper. Just have it in to me by Thursday at noon, so I don’t have to come to campus on Friday,” You say, already turning away from the student at your desk to make a note of their new due date on the computer.
The student scrambled their thanks as they got their things together.
“Just send whoever is next in after you,” You call after them, the door already creaking open as they leave.
There’s no greeting of another student coming in, and you can’t hear any creaking of the wood. So you swivel around in your chair to the stack of folders behind you and begin rifling through them, searching for the packets that you could have sworn you printed out yesterday.
“Are you busy?”
You aren’t proud of the yelp that leaves your lips and you quickly swivel around in your chair to meet the familiar sound.
“What are you doing here?” You ask, genuinely shocked that Kuroro was standing here, in your office. There hadn’t even been a plan to meet. You’d only just learned where he lived. You had no idea how he knew where your office was. Maybe he had asked. Oh, Deidra down the hall was going to have so many questions for you. Questions that you were definitely not ready to answer.
“I was in the area,” Kuroro says, and sets a coffee down on your desk, “I just wanted to drop this off.”
“Oh,” You say, reaching over to accept the drink. “You didn’t cut anyone in line out there, did you?”
“I waited for them all to finish,” Kuroro responded with a small smile. “Do you always have such a crowd?”
“It depends,” You say, and watch as Kuroro begins to take his eyes around the organized mess of your office. You aren’t surprised to watch him fall into place before the bookshelf, hands clasped behind him like an old man. “I assigned an essay three weeks ago that’s due tomorrow.”
Kuroro chuckles. “Ah. I see.”
You pause for a moment. “How long have you been waiting?”
“There was only one student. The one who just left.”
You squeeze your eyes shut and take a deep breath. “We aren’t dating.”
“No, but you seem to keep me around despite continuously stating that,” Kuroro says. “How much more work do you have?”
“As much as I want to make for myself,” You say. “I have things to scan and prints to make and response questions to grade.”
“Do you?” Kuroro asks. He’s obviously unconvinced.
“Always,” You respond, take a sip of your drink. It’s exactly how you order it and it makes you want to scream.
He flicks his wrist to gently push the cuff of his shirt back enough to read his watch. “I have tickets to the new Degas exhibit tonight. Two, in fact.”
“My office hours are over at five,” You say.
“It’s five-oh-two,” Kuroro says. “Do you want a ride to your place to get changed?”
“I stay fifteen minutes after because Edgar always lets his class out late,” You continue, gently setting the drink down and turning back around to continue your search.
Kuroro’s lips twitch up in amusement. “Well, should I wait for you?”
“I can take the metro home,” You reply, then take a deep breath. “You can wait, but if someone comes in looking for me, you’ll have to step out.”
You can hear the smile in his voice. “Excellent. Are you looking for something, or are you trying to ignore the fact that I’m here?”
“Can I not do both?” You ask, having to get out of your chair to squat down and look through a lower file cabinet. “But I’m genuinely looking for something. I made copies earlier today and I can’t seem to—”
You’re cut off by a knock on your door frame and immediately stand up, without the copies in your hands. And how you wish there was anyone else standing there but the one person you knew was going to ask questions.
“Oh! I didn’t realize you were busy,” Deidra said, glancing between you and Kuroro. Her gaze lingered on the man for a moment before looking back at you. “I was just going to tell you that Monique and I were thinking about getting post-work drinks, and you’re invited.”
“If you’d come five moments earlier, I could have said yes,” You respond.
“No worries! Is this the boy?” She asks, demeanor immediately changing as she takes a few steps into your office.
You sigh, and let go of the secretiveness of your personal life. “Yes. Deidra, this is Kuroro, Kuroro, this is my coworker, Deidra.”
If anything, Kuroro seems more than happy to meet your coworker. He happily shakes her hand, pleased as pie with his, “It’s wonderful to meet you. You’ve heard of me?”
You cut Deidra a nasty look, one begging for her silence.
Deidra, however, does not pick up on signs well. “Yes! Whenever we go out for drinks after work she’s been dipping early and has mentioned a man recently. It’s good to know you’re real and it's not just a silly excuse! Wouldn't be the first time [Ophie] has tried something like that.”
“Oh?” Kuroro seems genuinely interested in the facts, which only makes your heart sink further into your stomach. “Well, I’m most definitely real.”
Deidra has the audacity to giggle before glancing over at you, then back to Kuroro. “Well, it was nice meeting you! And [Ophie], we’ll just have to catch you some other time! Okay, toodeloo!”
And just as soon as she had arrived, Deidra had left.
Kuroro cleared his throat, a teasing smile peaking on his face. “You talk about me?”
“Do you still want someone to come with you to that art opening?” You counter.
“Would you rather go get drinks with your friends?” Kuroro asks.
No. You both know the answer.
“It’s fine-fifteen, by the way,” Kuroro says. “Am I overstepping if I say I might have a dress for you to wear?”
“It depends on if I like the dress or not,” You say, sighing as you begin to pack up your things. There isn’t much. Just a few essays. Kuroro doesn’t let you carry your work bag as you walk to his car.
It’s as you’re walking there do you realize how nice it would be to hold his hand.
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short and sweet rottmnt x gn! reader headcanons!
(im going crazy)
this is my first headcanon so if it sucks then idk
raph
BIGGEST SWEETHEART EVER BRO
would do anything for you
WOULD GIVE THE BEST HUGS UGH
says i love you 156 times a day
gets flustered so easily
will cook(make sandwiches) and clean for you
will visit you at school(btw you and april go to the same school lmao) in his silly football disguise
probably scared of cockroaches or any bug and makes you take them outside because he doesn't want to kill them(once again hes a sweetheart)
calls you sweetie bae baby honey and shorty(in a nice way i swear)
leo
smug asf
always gives you that silly smirk when he flusters you
tries to impress you with his skateboarding skills but he breaks his face in the process(but he says its worth it when you patch him up)
when you can't sleep he puts your head on his chest and beatboxes you to sleep(LMAO)
when your sad he does that book in the mouth thing(s1ep20ti7:15) to make you laugh(goofy ahh)
will portal sword you both to Paris to "have a romantic date on top of the Eiffel Tower"(you both almost died)
that being said he will portal sword you both ANYWHERE
calls you love mi vida(my life) mi corazón(my heart) and baby
donnie
IS A SWEETHEART IDGAF FIGHT ME
HE. IS. NOT. MEAN(sometimes)!!!!.
he likes physical affection 50/50 ok
he remembers everything you love like and hate using "Nature's Notepad"
he loves you as much as he loves his "dum dum brothers"(hes love them i swear)
make time for you and his inventions
he "maybe" loves you more than atomic lass just "maybe"(he does)
you guys have matching purple satin jackets(he got them for you both)
calls you love dove dearest my love and babe
mikey
SUPER BIGGEST SWEETHEART IN. THE. WORLDDD!!!!
would be your personal chef if you want him to
HUGS AND CUDDLES 24/7(if hes not being hero)
i can't put it in words of how much he loves you(he loves you a lot ok)
would do absolutely anything and everything for you
hugs you from behind a lot
insist on doing everything for you(he just loves you a lot)
like leo he tries to impress you with his skateboarding skills but he doesn't fail(like a boss)
calls you baby babe honey sweetie and pizza bite(in a nice way)
IM DONEE
i hope you liked it!!!!!!!!!!
btw if your going to request something its probably going to take a
bit
ANYWAYS BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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here’s a compilation of small fradrian headcanons that are too small for their own post but i wanted to put somewhere nonetheless:
-when adrian moves into the von karma manor, she comments that franziska’s bedroom seems very empty and lifeless, and encourages her girlfriend to express herself more with decor. this leads them to a riveting ikea trip in which franziska takes mini naps on all of the furniture and has a good time
-franziska has a somewhat sensitive stomach (not due to sensory issues, necessarily), so they eat most of their meals at home. adrian has learned a lot about cooking from taking care of her and preparing foods that will be safe for her to eat without her body making a fuss
-they’re definitely the kind of couple who have trouble deciding where to eat when they do go out: adrian mostly out of passiveness and not wanting to choose someplace that franziska might hate, and franziska out of not wanting to enable her dependency and simple indifference. they’ve adopted the “pick 3 places and narrow it down” strategy to combat this
-shoe bonded to franziska quickly, despite the latter’s insistence that the cat is trying to compete for adrian’s attention with her
-sometimes franziska likes to keep their physical affection on the down-low in public, but still will give adrian small gestures (shoulder patting, wrapping her arm around her gently, putting her head on her shoulder briefly, etc) to reaffirm her presence and comfort her. other times though, she doesn’t even care and will be holding adrian’s hand the entire time they’re out. it depends!
-despite the above point, you can typically tell how joined at the hip they are even by the way they interact with each other lmao
-they like to “work” in franziska’s study together often regardless of what they’re actually doing; adrian likes to sketch and write while franziska reviews and looks over case files, makes important phone calls, etc. it helps adrian’s anxiety a lot and ensures they’re still technically spending time together, even when busy on both ends. however.....sometimes franziska just can’t resist leaping off her laptop and onto the bed adrian sits on to doodle to cuddle her
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