#oh wow a serious post

[anaivenymph]

Slipknot boys introducing themselves in the interview for their first album 💃💃 Love them sm 😭😭

#slipknot #sid wilson #joey jordison #paul gray #chris fehn #jim root #craig jones #shawn crahan #mick thomson #corey taylor #i love them sm #oh wow a serious post #crying screaming sliding down the wall #they are literally so cute #I never do serious posts weird- #anyway #dont look at this #look at them #they are the coolest boys in town #Iowa #abacaxi

[shopcat]

LIKE i'm just saying there is no moral negative in using tumblr (/participating in an april fools thing that happens every single year) just like there is no moral positive in passing around a post saying something like "you guys better not be supporting staff" as if we are a) children and b) unable to think for ourselves and have to be guilt checked at the door. there is a huge and palpable difference between praising flawed companies and platforms and the people who run them v Just Existing which i know everyone does know deep down or else they wouldn't be here too. but no you're one of the Good Ones for sure.

like this is literally just a website and they all have horrible staff and bigoted practices and useless report functions and communities of violent people that happens EVERYWHERE, and doesn't mean it's like, diminished because it's "normal" it's just silly to act like it's unique to tumblr, just like it's silly to pretend it doesn't happen. and you're not more or less of a Bad Person just by existing on here with everyone else, just like you're not more or less of a bad person for criticising and not supporting these companies btw. it'd be like getting mad at someone for living in a city because crime happens in cities more or smth... like stop being stupid and trying to pat yourself on the back at the same time for reblogging a post or two about something as your brave deed of the day (while at the same time being needlessly condescending to others i mean). and to be honest some of these people need to go to a damn doctor and get their anxiety disorder or whatever in check bc this IS affecting your life a lot Clearly. maybe google moral scrupulosity. so. anyways.

#🐾 #as much as i would never do it myself no one is going to fantasy jail for saying something like ''wow this is so cute thanks staff'' like #oh my god. it's just not that serious #people act like they're getting into heaven bc they reblogged a condescending post on tumblr #which you'd think would be impossible what with the fact there is a 1:2 ratio of condescending posts on here 😭 #and just bc of the nature no this isn't about any post i saw on MY dash it's stuff on other people's blogs / searches / trending #that ive been seeing #also the reason i keep bringing up like mental health stuff or ocd and whatever is bc indulging in this isn't HEALTHY and is Actively #harming you or others. usually others. bringing everyone else down with you like idk it's just tiring to see #i wish people were just more mindful about what they say whilst still being appropriate to the gravity of the situation they're discussing

[futuristictheoristcowboy]

i think its funny that in good omens some 11 year old swearing technically did more in stopping Armageddon successfully than the demon and angel main characters who spent the entire series trying to stop the end of the world. like girl, they didn't even get trialed for saving the earth, they got put on trial for being gay with each other really

#and they still take credit for it omg #“how nice... for someone to finally recognize our part in saving the-” #aziraphale.. im so sorry.. no y'all did not... #she just wanted recognition oh my sweet girl #like they babysat the wrong kid #and then they couldnt find the antichrist #all they did was break up like 5 times and they kept falling in love with eachother like wow #they literally just gave the antichrist a pep talk after trying to kill him #like “u got this adam!” AND THEY ONLY PUT IN THE EFFORT FOR THAT BECAUSE CROWLEY DIDNT WANT TO LOSE HER GF #crowley wehn the end of the world and everybody fucking dies: :/ lol theres nothing we can do you guys #crowley when “or... i'll never talk to you again...”: *stops fucking time so that she and bae can 90's-style pep talk the shit out of adam* #in good omens if it hadnt been for aziracrow the antichrist wouldve been kinda shy talking to his satan dad causing the world to end #its funny how crow and azira just kinda watched those small children kill the 4 horsemen and then crow had the gall to “have a gold star 🙄” #like they were so useless.... #joke post/// but im honestly so serious about this #i still love them though #its just kind of silly to me in an endearing way

[gasstationclown]

oh hey its. its more ace attorney. red is for apollo justice, green is for dual destinies, and dark blue is for spirit of justice but after that its just kind of a general thing. as ive done before, theres a comment for SOME of them under the cut (i limited myself :) but also theyre like. self explanatory mostly)

#7 i was so fucking shocked (ha) when it was revealed that fulbright put shock shackles on blackquill. shouldve knew smth was up fr. but they are worsties

#8 i love thinking of athena squeezing between phoenix and apollo in the last (i think) case instead of just going on the end. she wants to be in the middle !!!!

#9 at the penrose theater in the background theres this guy walking their dog and its so fucking rotund and i just love it so much. i love that dog.

#11 & #13 sahdmadhi loves twos things in life.... burgers and peaches. i get it

#15 i drew ema ONCE and it was like 4 years ago and it was a little tiny version and she was younger so i felt like i needed to draw ema. here is ema. shell be back im sure

#16 i sometimes think about the relationship between phoenix and klavier. i think that has to be real awkward. i think they try not to talk to each other and avert their eyes when they see each other

#17 its kinda small but phoenix is saying "ive been working on some dad jokes-" and i just think phoenix would pull out a whole document/binder full of them at Dinner With Kristoph and start reading them all out

#18 this is the most suggestive thing ill post and its a "the beanie stays on during sex" joke

thats it thats the post

#someone said that they liked my kristoph so whoever it was this is for you and you alone /j #is it obvious that im trying to post more? and that since ive started getting into the games after the trilogy #and posting ace attorney stuff that people seem to also like #ive realized oh wow people like this? shiiiit #i have thoughts and opinions! i love talking about every single tiny little thing! #way to go ME ! #i promise ill do more serious stuff later also but im also in SCHOOL and have ASSIGNMENTS #alright now time for the tags for people to actually see this or whatever #oh btw im still watching through soj so #but anyway #phoenix wright #beanix #kristoph gavin #athena cykes #apollo justice #simon blackquill #bobby fulbright #bobby fullbright #is it fulbright or fullbright #nahyuta sahdmadhi #rayfa padma khura'in #ema skye #klavier gavin #ace attorney #ace attorney spoilers #ace attorney apollo justice #apollo justice ace attorney #ace attorney apollo justice spoilers #apollo justice ace attorney spoilers #dual destinies

[thymechaos]

okay but i think the aspects should just be summed up with bullet points and ~vibes~ and no one is allowed to tell me i’m wrong. here’s my GREAT ANALYSIS.

blood:

okay fine but you’ll complain the whole time

always having a headache is definitely a personality trait

“if i almost kill myself trying to help to help you, will you finally shut up?”

the hot takes will continue until morale improves

this power nerfed empath character will not stop getting in trouble and putting everyone else in danger (not clickbait)

space:

you will never stop being underestimated

(watching everyone else fuck up) “clearly i should have prevented this”

usage of deadly force is a great way to get the plot to actually pay attention to you, keep it up!

you are tired of trying to fix people, and desperate for someone to make you worse already

being so fucking funny but people think that you are sincere: a tragedy

hope:

everything happens so much oh god

you are trying your best (performance varies wildly)

(two seconds after doing a thing) “oh this is bad, i should not have done this”

“PLEASE PERCEIVE ME” “okay” “NO, NOT LIKE THAT”

in the right circumstances you are stupidly OP. in the wrong circumstances you are STILL stupidly OP, and you’re about to make it everyone’s problem.

life:

if everyone would just listen to you, they would still get in trouble, but you’re pretty sure it would be BETTER trouble

“you either die a hero, or live long enough to decide that you do what you want (you will probably still die)”

anything you can’t solve with flow charts and color-coded markers, can DEFINITELY be solved with a large enough crowbar and plenty of duct tape

it’s not that you don’t love your friends, it’s just that they could occasionally work a bit harder at deserving it

level of cheerfulness directly proportional to how close you are to hauling off and stabbing someone with the nearest implement, and that’s very sexy of you

light

literally the opposite the of “not good, not bad, just nice”

(watching everyone else fuck up) “lol amateurs”

it’s not that you don’t have crippling insecurities, it’s just that you have decided that those are just as awesome as the rest of you

hating you is not a personality trait, but if that’s all some people have then who are you to stop them?

everything about you is GREAT for getting shit done, but TERRIBLE at parties.

void

you will never stop being misinterpreted

wanting something all the time sounds exhausting, this is a Vibes Only zone

you could literally tell people that you are manipulating them and they would still actively claim that you are not. you are mystified by this.

i was reborn as a pivotal plot instrument that is almost never recognized as such: the anime

this would be such a long list if we included ALL your different & highly convenient personalities, and we don’t have time for that

time

“yes, but can i fight it” is not a coping mechanism. no, really.

either learn that self-sacrifice is not the same as selflessness, or be unbearable forever

(watching yourself fuck up repeatedly) “there was literally no way i could’ve avoided this”

being aware of your main character syndrome doesn’t change what it is

fatalism is not a personality trait, but if it was it would be a terrible one. pick something else. nihilism, on the other hand, looks super cute on you and matches all your shoes. slay.

mind

“mom friend” “grandpa friend” ok but has anyone considered the benefits of a “deranged cousin who probably has mob connections friend”

(watching yourself fuck up repeatedly) “lol amateur”

you’ve found the perfect balance between being too plot relevant and not being plot relevant enough, and this is what makes you terrifying

is it spite or is it affection? yes.

assigned manic pixie dream girl at birth, and about to make it everyone’s problem

doom

your relevance to the plot is inversely proportional to your own personal well-being. just… stand still and try not to breathe too loud.

if you loved your friends less, i might be able to talk about it more. or, you know, talk about anything except how profoundly stupid all of their decision are <3

you have decided that being too tired to dress properly is a fashion statement

your ability to JUST WALK OUT is truly inspiring, people should be more like you

“that’s rough, buddy”

breath

your ability to JUST WALK OUT is a problem, people should consider not being like you

(two seconds after doing a thing) “okay this is bad, but it could obviously be a lot worse so i’m fine”

either learn the difference between optimism and outright denial, or be unbearable forever

you think that you’re a Vibes Only person, but if you were to stop wanting things all the time you would in fact die

“not today satan” is not a coping mechanism. it’s literally the opposite of that.

rage

everything about you is TERRIBLE for getting shit done, but GREAT at parties

everyone would like it if you stopped going apeshit and tried being nice instead

learning the difference between nihilism and just stabbing people is an important part of character development. it’s also very hard. it’s okay.

(two seconds after doing a thing) “ooooh this is bad… but how can i make it worse?”

chaotic dick energy

heart:

paradoxically, the ONLY way you are good at manipulating people is by convincing them that you are manipulating them.

wanting things all the time is exhausting and you would like to stop. but you cannot.

you are trying your best (performance varies wildly)

the fact that the previous point was identical to someone else’s means that you’re not totally unique in every way, and you’re having a crisis about it

being so fucking sincere but everyone thinks that you are funny: a tragedy

#homestuck #classpect #but actually just #aspects #homestuck aspect #homestuck analysis #such analysis #much serious #wow #important discourse #if people that this seriously i’m going to implode #oh wait shit i need to cite sources #source: trust me bro #source: i’m a knight of hope #source: i’m the worst person to listen to #long post

[heartshack]

the cast of the mcu fantastic four.....girl we LOST. BIG TIME.

#💌.post #marvel #oh WOW they really got it right the first time around!!!! #sorry to all of my mutuals who love joseph quinn but HE IS NOT HOT TO BE JOHNNY STORM please be serious!!!!

[allegorism]

every single pmmm enjoyer that i've ever met has been insufferable. the inferiority complex they feel w media like utena or sailor moon is just laughable.

#this is not about current mutuals btw #this is about *gestures* the fandom #actually wait just remembered #an exmutual once saw a pmmm vs rgu poll that i reblogged and they (pmmm enjoyer from age 12 or something) got SO upset over rgu winning #(the poll wasn't even closed yet but pmmm Was losing by a big margin) #that they then reblogged the poll from me saying OH OFC RGU IS WINNING. OFC. SHITTY WEBSITE #and then blacklisted rgu adding a post like 'actually i think rgu is MID it was BABYS FIRST YURI WITH THEMES it wasnt even THAT good' #and the next days they were still so upset that they reblogged some unrelated poll posts going #'i hate poll posts how can i stop seeing them' under the tags of said unrelated polls #i have to laugh because to go joker mode over a pmmm vs rgu yuri poll is. wow. #not going to name drop them bc i don't want drama but it Is a current mutual in law #like i think most of the mutuals follow them. i mean i did until i blocked them #(not over anything serious btw it was just not the energy i wanted to see) #this had been sitting on my drafts for so long. time to release it into the wild #mona.txt

[luvring]

i think school had a point w that forced proximity thing because how does a girl like me make friends otherwise .

#BE SERIOUS. stop pulling my leg its going to snap off #like i lov texting but also im so bad at texting #when u dont respond andthen itsx been so long its like #how would i respond at this point. oh dear. #who gets me... #anyways. currently writign. #hope u guys r proud of me 💖 #(Has not posted in so long its a bit.) #(a bit as in a comedic act because wow. jokester arent i) #💬nia.rambles

[mathcs]

I ASK OF YOU... ARE YOU MY MASTER?

#ooc . #edit . #posting this when the verse brainrot is peaking FFFF #info dump -> #i'm really normal about the idea of them in this verse- verse(s)? whatever fate is doing (i don't know what fate is doing but its ok) #except that i also have multiple fate aus so that works out #first one is vanilla jumilla fate verse and the second one is the sequel but can also be another fate au... #aka (confused/amateur)master!milla and her (serious/angst)!servant jude #<- reversed jumilla dynamic [screaming] #title can be read like “wow (another) fate spin off!” as well as “ i have (another wish)” akatobetogetherwithyou :'''') #i probably should've put the x1 flower logo instead of that command seal but oh well

[vinedvengence]

the panic i go through every time i remember this is a side account and that i haven't checked to be sure that my mass bg3 simp-posting wasn't posted to my dnd OC's storytelling/roleplaying blog instead is INTENSE

#my posts #bg3 #personal #gratned this account is going to be where i post my fanfic/lore for vrisryn (my tav) too anyways but i can be more loosey goosey here #my main acc is for cahya (dnd oc) and its way more serious and i wanna make sure i don't really reblog stuff there #which is like... wow i'm dumb for not making that the side account first but now its too late to change so lmao #OH WHALE #time to just be in perpetual panic about it bc it happened once LOL

[bisexualfbiagents]

been reading so much good fic lately and it's making me want to write............. but last time i wrote fanfiction i was 13............ unless you count all those one direction imagines i wrote for a creative writing class sophomore year but.........

#file under information you could not waterboard out of me in real life but here i am willingly posting about it on tumblr #i also haven't written anything for fun since college :( #fun fact i wanted to be a ~writer when i was in high school #i used to write poetry and i was soooo serious about it #i wrote a sonnet and it won a bunch of awards oh my god #i was in the literary magazine club and published several poems and photos oh my god my photography phase wow #twee little me was such an artiste #adult me has lost the plot :/ #gabby.txt

[bth3cowboi]

snoop the fondness, cs55 x reader

part 2 part 3

masterlist

pairing: carlos sainz x driver!reader

summary: sometimes family is a boy, a girl and her snoopy plushie. sometimes appendixes and lost cars try to get between that.

format: social meadia au

a/n: the reader’s f1 team is never specified in this! so it is completely open to interpretation.

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ynraces

thats my literal baby if u even care

my babyyy my babyyy hes my babyyy say itt to himmm babyyy

carlossainz55

our baby

im his papa

ynraces

papi😈😈

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ynraces P5 in Saudi! some great points were gained, super proud of the team this weekend, now onto Australia🇦🇺 😎.

I wish my lover boy raced 🫶💞 but as you can see he had a fight with some appendix guy(? At least he won that one

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user1 omg not the drugged up pics and snoopy😭 shes not serious

user2 haha snoopy was also in carlos post with his dad so no surprised

carlossainz55 Wow I look handsome in that one

ynraces never looked better😘

landonorris Oooooh you had to take the plushie

ynraces yes but i regret it cuz he kept telling the nurses that they NEEDED to meet our baby and then I had to explain that it was actually just snoopy

landonorris I NEED THAT VIDEO HAHAHA

carlossainz55 No no those are lies

charles_leclerc No way I need the video too yn🙏 I bet he was gonna embarrass himself

ynraces check the gc

carlossainz55 You guys are the worst

user3 carlos getting appendicitis wasnt on my bingo card

user4 them having a bet going on wasnt on mine either lol they must be having a field day in that groupchat

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ynraces in order:

1. Snoopy triying to find my car (is in the sea somewhere idk)

2. Some guy I picked up otw (he only spoke about some surgery he had(? weird)

3. That guy winning his 3rd GP!!! (apparently hes like a driver or something, super cool!! love him and his big brown bambi eyes!!!)

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carlossainz55 Love you too❤️❤️

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user1 Did Snoopy find it?

ynraces yes and he sent it to Japan already, baby is efficient

user2 I just let out a scream of relief

user3 omg so glad youre gonna race

landonorris Don’t pick weirdos off the street🤮

ynraces ur just jealous it wasn’t you picking him up u ugly

landonorris 💔💔 Carlos say something

carlossainz55 Ay don’t be too mean to Landito

ynraces whatever you say beautiful🫡

user4 I cant wait for Japan and pray for a podium with Carlos and Yn😞 They deserve it

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carlossainz55 P1 and a special thanks to the beautiful Yn, can’t imagine what recovery would have looked like without her inconditional support. I’m gutted she couldn’t race this time, but we’re coming stronger next time. Te amo, mi reina❤️

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ynraces Te amo mucho🥹❤️

carlossainz55 yo más guapísima

user1 a single post for yn, this is so cuteee

user2 this man doesnt have a contract for next year so he WILL be simping for his rival on main, ferrari be damned

scuderiaferrari 🫶🏽❤️!

user2 oh hi

charles_leclerc Wow not a single comment about Snoopy, so sad, what would Yn think

ynraces didn’t even notice😞 I let the compliments fool me

charles_leclerc You are the worst parents

carlossainz55 Snoppy got his thanks in the hospital, stop inventing!!!!

ynraces HAHAHAHAH

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a/n: hope you liked this!! I wish I had an explanation for this plot but there is nothing, just vibes and snoopy

#f1 #carlos sainz #cs55 #carlos sainz x reader #carlos sainz x female reader #f1 smau #f1 fanfic #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #cs55 x reader #cs55 imagine #snoopycarlos

[pierregazly]

the bookworm ꨄ george russell smau

george russell x bookworm/writer!reader

the one where george couldn't be prouder to call you his, even if it seems like the whole world hates you just for doing what you love... even if they don't know the whole truth.

georgerussell63

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georgerussell63 enjoyed the time off! would never complain about spending time with my best friend, time to get back into things 💪🏎

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username gotta go check off 'george posts shirtless pics during off szn' on my bingo card

username gotta go check off 'yn cares more about her own hobby than her bf' on my bingo card

username girl you got issues with books? can't read?

alex_albon bad hair day? or are hats your new thing

yourusername tried to convince him to go with the bucket hat, but he claims 'all the kids are wearing caps babe'

username girlypop can't even enjoy a holiday with george without being focused on anything other than him??

username he's literally NECKING her in one of the photos?????? do you want her to koala hold him everywhere???

username future wdc russell george and his future writer wife frfr

username 1/2 of these things are probably true and we both know it's not the second lol

yourusername spoiling me always, my handsome handsome man 💗

georgerussell63 wouldn't have spent the last few weeks with anyone else (even if you kick me in your sleep nightly)

username do you think yourusername pictures george as the main male character in any of the books she reads???

username if i can picture him in fanfiction, im sure she pictures him in everything else???

gisèlerosebooks

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gisèlerosebooks first time being on any device since my trip with my favourite person ended. the love on collided continues to amaze me, and i'm so extremely honoured to continuously receive so much love from not only the reading community, but many of the formula 1 faithful as well. this is NOT the end of the journey, either. for now, let the formula 1 season begin... and maybe find me at a race or two? 🤭

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gisèlerosebooks oh and to my incredible, amazing, handsome boyfriend, thank you so much for always proofreading my formula 1 terminology and understanding. i promise i'll give you real credit one day.

username god adrien is so charles leclerc coded, he's all i could think about this entire book

lilymhe 🏎🫶🏻

username the fact i literally could've cared less about the lil zoom zoom cars before the dirty air series dropped and now im eager for the new season.... gisèle baby why u do this to me

username miss girl???? how are we supposed to find you at any races when we don't even know what you look like!!!

username jealous of gisèle's bf is!!! his gf is too talented for the world

username not throttled being the book to get me back into reading and now i'm blessed wth a second book??? mother is mothering real hard

username this is the type of book series i'd totally read at the track and imagine an f1 driver as my husband sry

username 10/10 book!!! dying!!!

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georgerussell63 wow we're so lucious and hot

yourusername luscious sweetie

georgerussell63 god i love having a hot, smart, book-writer gf. write a book about me and use that word

yourusername they're all already about you??? (handsome)

username you showed up to a race?????? shocking

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username omg!!!! where are you!!! dying to meet you omfg

username YOU WERE SERIOUS

georgerussell63 i saw u slip up and post this on the og account loser

georgerussell63 can i have my scooter back ya nerd

gisèlerosebooks no sorry </3 i own it now

georgerussell63 no creds in the books and now my scooter stolen???? you hate the british

gisèlerosebooks my pseudonym is an ODE to you PAL

georgerussell63

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georgerussell63 a shame that this weekend didn't go the way we all wanted it to go, i know for a fact we'll be coming out on top soon! i also know yourusername or as most of you seem to prefer (for no valid reason at all) gisèlerosebooks is pretty deep in finishing book 3 and apparently this weekend was super influential??? go me (give me book creds)

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yourusername george!!! lmao!!!

yourusername a heads up next time??? maybe?!?

username 'for no valid reason at all' so SASSY oh boy

username everyone on twitter the other day calling yourusername a freeloader is soooo not doing well rn

lilymhe the secret's out!!!! (shocked, baffled, wild, can i get my books signed now)

username (G)isèle (R)ose... (G)eorge (R)ussell... dare i say... deliberately done

yourusername 🤭

username amazing race this weekend!!! can't wait to see you on top

username no one talking about book 3 almost being done??? or the fact george proofreads all her writing??? so cute

charles_leclerc so collided... is not about me?

georgerussell63 get lost mate

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georgerussell63 you think im a gentleman??? love you

yourusername the BIGGEST gentleman, i love you

username god this is so cute

georgerussell63

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georgerussell63 that's my little freeloading, best-selling author and future wife!

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username someone come get this chronically online man rn!!

yourusername can i be your freeloader forever??? spending my own money sucks

georgerussell63 my money's your money always my little freeloader

alex_albon emphasis on the best-selling author and future wife part

georgerussell63 you're right mate

username re-reading dirty air and knowing fully the entire book series is about george makes me so happy omg

username proud to admit i loved yourusername before AND after she was revealed as everyone's fav author (and it's not just a hobby losers)

username george doesn't get book creds until he wins a race again :)

yourusername i love this stipulation!!! georgerussell63 thoughts?

georgerussell63 you hate the british.

i had SO much fun writing this!!! i picked george after going down a george rabbit hole again (of course), so i hope you all love it!! thanks for all the love always.

i'm not necessarily taking requests right now, but if you have suggestions please feel free to send them my way.

#george russell #george russell x reader #george russell x you #f1 x reader #f1 x you #f1 #george russell imagine #george russell fluff #formula one x reader #formula 1 x reader #formula 1 imagine #f1 imagine #f1 fluff #f1 one shot #f1 smau #george russell smau

[laaailuh]

hiii, i love your stuff! I was wondering if you can do a fic about miles getting upset because reader is getting too much attention from other guys on a post 😺

"Delete it."🕸️🕷️

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pairing: e!42 miles x black!reader

warnings: light swearing, argument, possessiveness

Summary:  Miles gets upset because you're receiving too much attention from other guys on a bikini post.

a/n: im trying to get these requests done

I saw it, you can delete it now

ㅤ

???

ㅤ

your new post

ㅤ

hell nah 💀

Seen

Incoming facetime call from Miles💕

ㅤ

“So you gon' delete it or not?"

“Why would I do that?”

“Cause niggas are commenting some crazy shit and ion like dat.”

“I can't tell if you’re actually being serious right now.”

“Dead ass.”

“Well, I’m not deleting it.”

He rubbed his face in frustration. “I'm not tryna argue with you baby.”

“Then don't?”

“Look, the way these guys are talking under there is making it seem like they don't know you wit' someone."

“I'm sure they do, I tagged your account on my boobs.”

He scrunched his face and then opened up your post again.

“Oh shit, you did.”

You rolled your eyes, "Yeah dumbass."

“Ight, what if you disable the comments?”

“Bye Miles.” You said and hung up the call.

This nigga really don't give up.

As you were wiping off your makeup, you heard your bedroom door open.

"Yo."

Turning your head towards the voice, you saw your boyfriend standing next to the doorway.

"Who let you in?"

"Your mamma did."

You turned your head back around, facing your vanity.

He sat on the edge of your bed. "I'm sorry about earlier, I realized I was being possessive and controlling."

"Damn right."

He turned your chair sideways, "It’s hard to apologize if you're not looking at me Ma."

You sighed and put your wipes down.

"I bought your shein and sephora cart, should be coming in two weeks or so."

A genuine smile spread across your lips, "You did?"

"Wow, look who's smilin'? Hopefully you can drop this little attitude f'me then."

"You know I was gonna forgive you either way? Kinda just played your self right there."

Miles grinned and pulled you onto his lap.

"Mhm...did I mention how sexy you looked in those photos?"

You shook your head.

He took your hand and kissed your knuckles. "Bueno, te lo digo ahora, princesa." (Well i'm telling you now, princess.")

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