#oh honey boy

[sunglassesmish]

i can’t deal with this

#everyone gets a pass… oh honey #jensen ackles #soldier boy #the boys

[marzipanilla]

lol I did it first

#invincible spoilers #invincible #i understand production times and the script would have been written and everything recorded ages ago guys #but still makes me laugh a bit #glad they gave her more to do in the levy confrontation #not sure how I feel about 'she totes evil in all other dimensions too' but I mean #whatever I doubt we're going to get any follow up on that from her end #tho alt marks running into her and still being mamas boys w her around would be hilarious #like oh want me to kill this guy for you mom? : ) oh haha honey no lets go uh... keep them alive so they can suffer instead? #Debbie Grayson #Angstrom Levy

[flymmsy]

When Durge and Gortash first start sleeping together, Gortash is not used to giving up control and just letting himself go. So when he finally has a partner he trusts, this man sings.

Durge at his neck - kissing, sucking, licking, biting - it drives Gortash insane. He presses his lips together to try to keep his composure, but a rumble escapes him. Then he’s all shaky breaths - first strained with his best efforts to steady himself - and then progressively faster and deeper until he’s slightly lightheaded. He cannot help but grind into them with desperate need.

At first, he fights the vulnerability in the way he knows best. He rambles, he runs his mouth through a million dirty promises - but they are increasingly a jumble of nonsense. He tells Durge he’s going to fuck them, and he feels their smirk against his skin.

Durge taking him in their hands. Gortash gasps like a whore, mouth lulling open. That’s when the moans truly start - Gortash no longer smothering them in his throat. Durge works him to overstimulation but refuses release - drawing the sweetest whimpers from him as they twist their hand around his tip just so.

And when Durge finally lets him climax? His brows furrow as he chokes, gasps, groans. As his orgasm builds, he pants desperately before exploding into wanton moans and growls at his release.

Gortash is simply an expressive man with a lot to say.

#vocal Gortash 4 life #especially rambling dirty talk Gortash #oh you’re going to fuck me so hard honey? #how are you going to do that when you’re whining like a desperate bitch in my hand? #durgetash #nsft #silly boy #enver gortash #bg3 #durgetash (flymmsy's version)

[saltiestbread]

Honey coated

#inktobertale2023 #inktale sans #ink sans #ink!sans #undertale au fanart #ut au art #my artwork #i had no idea how to paint honey and you can tell. #oh boy am so late in to this

[cloudsofbespin]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022 -) | 1.07 // 1.04

#interview with the vampire #jacob anderson #eric bogosian #bailey bass #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #loustat #iwtvsource #romisedits #oh honey #also danny boy your very own 'fucked-up idea about love' is in the room with you right now lmao

[ofallthingsnasty]

H A T for Ace? Hehe

Yandere Alphabet

pffffft 😂 hey, i should be the one making cheesy jokes here skadjk honestly, it might be my grand old age (not really) but he's such a soggy little man to me. you have been warned - he's very different to the ones posted so far.

tw.yandere, emotional manipulation, minors dni

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

The whole fucking relationship. He depends on you, needs you. You’re his band-aid, his childhood plushie, his mom, his sibling, his partner, his best friend - Ace is the everything-issues man and all those deep-seated insecurities and all that trauma, all that hurt is coming out when he’s with you. He’ll never hurt you physically but it’s going to be a total mindfuck for you. This whole thing clearly isn't right; he is definitely out of line, you're in this situation against your will - but he's like a wet cat when he's with you and it's not an act. You'll feel like you're losing your mind - caught between being scared and forced to dry the tears of a man who has basically decided that you're his ersatz family. Maybe he'll snap one day? He doesn't seem to be the type but he already went so far - you never know with Ace.

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

He’s extremely affectionate. He’s constantly touching you, playing with your hair, your clothes, your accessories. He wants you to touch him, too - just dote on him, please, show him that you’re there, that you care for him.  Cup his cheeks, cradle his head - he’ll practically melt into your touch. If you initiate it, he’ll be so happy.  (Don't overdo it, though. Or else he's gonna start crying and you don't want that. Absolutely ghoulish.)

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Oh god, anything but tears, please. He simply can’t take those - it breaks his heart to see you sad. At first, he’ll try anything and everything to cheer you up - but it’s not only for you. It’s for him, too. I think he’s very unstable as a yandere, in the sense that he flip-flops between being delusional and being horribly self-aware of the things he has done to you. He didn't want to be a monster, ever. Now look at him, forcing someone into playing pretend with him. Maybe all those people were right and he really is a demon child.  But he can’t let you go, either. You soothe that sting in his heart, your touch is all he thinks about after a long day. As much as it eats away at him, he's too selfish to stop this.

So don’t cry, please, don’t make him face the reality of what this is. Play nice, play soft, play your part convincingly so he can forget about it all. Make him think you're here with him because you want to be and maybe he can finally believe that he deserves to be loved.

If your tears and silence don't get better, though - he’ll simply clam up and ignore you. Not out of malice, never out of malice - but he really can’t take it. He just reaches a certain point where he can't help you without spiraling himself and has to get away from those big, sad eyes.

#he lowkey reminds me of arthur morgan with his self-esteem issues and the whole fandom wants to bottlefeed that man #trust me i would too. and ace just needs to snuffle ONCE and i'd go: oh no angel boy what's wrong 🥺🥺🥺 poor honey... #tw.yandere #/ace #/one piece #yandere one piece #portgas d ace x reader

[thaliasthunder]

absolutely crying over how percy associates girls moving around in groups to WOLVES TRAVELING IN PACKS

#sometimes i forget this boy is still a teen so ofc he thinks shit like this 😭 #oh honey #percy jackson #pjo #walker scobell #hoo #toa #annabeth chase #jason grace #leo valdez #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel lavesque #rick riordan #riordanverse #incorrect pjo

[evilkitten3]

i've seen some genuinely incredible designs for orochimaru's parents but i just wanna throw my own hc out to see if anyone else likes it:

they were two completely normal people. orochimaru was just born like that

#naruto #naruto shippuden #orochimaru #ftr his parents were never like dicks about it. genuinely solid relationship pre-dying #he just came out Strange #and they were like ''we love our weird little kiddo'' #crack(ier) version is that he popped out as a snake #and every time someone tried to check his junk to gender him he got startled and turned back into one #''honey you appear to have given birth to a snake- oh wait no it's a kid now'' #''that's odd. boy or girl?'' #''hm let me- oh snake again. hm''

[scuderiahoney]

it’s an international holiday (calum hood’s birthday)

#incredibly off topic for this blog but oh well #my original favorite boy 💛 #honey rambles

[absolutebl]

Hello there! Just wanted to mention that I absolutely adore your blog, your insights are true gems.

I recently found that one of my favorite characters in a story I was reading was someone I would actively avoid and wish to never meet in real life, so I wanted to ask: Are there any bl boys you loved in their series (maybe also were your favorites) but whom you would not want to meet or would actively avoid in real life?

Thank you!

BL boys I loved in their show but would actively avoid IRL

Most of the high school students in BL. Teen drama is EXHAUSTING.

Honorable mention:

Mostly any of the leads in any Chinese BL, censored or not. They just too unhinged and obsessed.

Most of the ukes in campy Japanese BL.

Any and all cop, law enforcement, mafia, criminal, and assassin characters.

Any character played by Zee, Mew, or Krist.

The entire cast of Only Friends.

(see tags for names of shows)

(source)

No intention of keeping this updated so current as of September 2023. Only BLs that completed before that date are included.

#asked and answered #BL boys I would avoice IRL #korean bl #thai bl #jun and jun #love tractor #to my star #we best love #bed friend #laws of attraction #japanese bl #chinese bl #oh my sunshine night #puppy honey #dear doctor i'm coming for soul #high school bl

[yoinkschief]

I sometimes forget TomTord is considered an unpopular ship,,, I was there when people would call you homophobic for not shipping it 💀

#oh my god I still remember Dear Starboy #Everytime I close my eyes I see fanon soft boie Tord #Honey no that's a mentally ill rat not your flower crown boy #this isn't NECESSARILY tomtord / tordtom but can be interpreted that way #oh my god look I spelled necessarily correctly first try- #jay draws #eddsworld #ew #fanart #art #ew tom #Tom #ew Tord #Tord

[hippolotamus]

No one tagged me, but I’ll be out and about today, so I’m posting for (more than) seven sentence Sunday.

More from honey when you call my name (prev snippet here)

“And nothing else happened?” Eddie asks, his voice low and husky in a way Buck’s never heard, but is already desperate to hear again. “With her?”

“Nothing,” Buck responds, barely above a whisper.

The space between them grows smaller as Eddie closes the gap, stopping just short of their lips touching.

“Buck.”

His name sounds like a warning and a plea. A foreshadowing and a promise of what’s to come. Hot puffs of air caress his skin with every breath Eddie takes, fanning the heat spreading through him. Buck’s heart hammers out a rapid fire staccato beat behind his ribcage, pumping blood that sings and fizzes in his veins like champagne.

“Eddie.”

The word has barely escaped before Eddie’s mouth is on his, and a hand is threaded through his hair. The tiny flicker that’s been intensifying catches and Buck feels like he’s burst into flames.

No pressure tagging @shortsighted-owl @alyxmastershipper @stereopticons @elvensorceress @buddierights @911onabc @heartshapedvows @heartbeatdiaz @monsterrae1 @panbuckley @chaosandwolves @thewolvesof1998 @mysteriouslyyounggalaxy @prince-buck-diaz @honestlydarkprincess @spotsandsocks my love @lizzie-bennetdarcy @apothecarose @rmd-writes @jesuisici33 @the-likesofus @wildlife4life and anybody else who wants to share

#oh we’re in it now boys #seven sentence sunday #fic: honey when you call my name #hippo writes

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

and thus begins the season of 100+ degree heat every single day...

#i will be digging a hole and crawling into it thanks. i will Cover myself with dirt and not come out #the sun is almost completely down and its still over a hundred out. sigh #~its the most wonderful time of the year~ #im placing personal bets whether or not itll hit 120 (im strongly betting Yes) #maybe i should go live in antarctica #vibe with penguins. get killed by a leopard seal. you know how it is #instead my options are: the dirt / walk off into the desert and perish #i wake up every morning miserable and sweaty <3 this is so fun <3 #so jealous of the puppets rn. they dont have to deal with this #put me on a temperature regulated set bois #my laptop: heat warning in effect #YEAH NO SHIT. HONEY. #gonna need to start using my ceiling fan soon just to get some fuckin Sleep #the ac is not enough during the day #absolutely unprompted #i was wondering 'oh why am i more irritated than normal why am i more fatigued than normal' #OH YEAH. BECAUSE ITS MISERABLE OUT. #melting into a puddle of bog... goo... that's just water. hm. #turning into an actual physical bog #sphagnum and tannins and everything #i wake up. i drag myself out of bed. i sit at my desk and dissolve. rinse and repeat #this has been my routine for Days now <3 #i hope yall are having a cooler more tolerable summer! #but given the absolute state of this planet uh! i doubt it! still! i have hope! keep cool guys

[linguisticparadox]

"Van Helsing is laconic" okay is that because he's tired/stressed/concentrating very hard on Mina's condition in case she turns

or does he only get Weird around Jack

#dracula #dracula daily #jack seward #abraham van helsing #original #my personal interpretation of their dynamic is that 90% of what vh does around jack is specifically to fuck with him #bc it's hilarious to watch jack try to figure it out #and also maybe as a sort of meat pumpkin for the nerd boy #'maybe seward should try being studied like a bug sometime and see how he likes it' what do u think van helsing has been DOING #'pet student' oh honey u are in fact his favorite psychological study #vh saw a young man who was eager to please and DESPERATE to look like a Sane Normal Heterosexual Man #and said 'I could fix him OR I could write a paper on what's wrong with him' and he went for the latter #but he never got around to writing the paper

[astaraels]

"[kash] did nothing to be sorry for! nothing!"

#oh Ian honey he absolutely did baby boy #lipstopher you are an idiot for not saying shit about it (among other people ofc but after he made the stink over it in s3 as well) #kash go die in a fire challenge

[monkee-mobile]

mike comes home after a long day of monkeeing around (get it?) and walks into the pad, arms open, and loudly asks where his “little ones” (or babies, take your pick) are. peter and davy take the hint and run up to give him hugs because they love their mama

AWWWWWWW YESSSS!!!

#this is the realest of the real #oh my goodness #mike all through the 70s and 80s is FULL parent #he’s just embraced it #he’s happy and he loves his boys #hes mummma!!!!! yay!! #micky from the kitchen washing a dish: welcome home honey! #(mike giving him a kiss on the cheek while struggling to hold davy on his hip and with peter’s arms firmly wrapped around his waist) #domestic monkees my beloved