#oh hell this this rips

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript -

Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard. 

Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!

Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.

Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels. 

Oh… I’m sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?

Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Uh, I’m looking for somebody. 

Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who I’m lookin for?

Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh… Fighting off that uh. 

What’d ya-what’d ya call it?

Uh, you called it a… 

Gabriel : A mere object?

Columbo : That’s right. A mere object. 

Phenomenal work. 

I gotta tell ya. Robots, I don’t trust em myself. 

Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-

Gabriel : Uh, yes. 

That’s very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction? 

Columbo : Uh, certainly. So I’m, uh, I’m lieutenant Columbo. Uh, I’m with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department. 

Gabriel : Homicide? You can’t kill a machine. 

Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um… Well… Ya can certainly love one.

Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I don’t- I don’t know what you’re implying there with that statement!

As you can tell I… Despise machines and wouldn’t think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.

Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, it’s completely unthinkable. 

Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies. 

Uh, and I just can’t imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.

It’s a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.

Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen.  

Detective. I can explain, okay? 

Those belong to- uh! That guy over there! 

*Filth-like scream*

Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak! 

Some kinda pervert. I don’t know why we keep him around.

But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it. 

Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh. 

It’s just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.

You’re-You’re under arrest, I’m killing you.

Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*

Oh detective. 

Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.

Gabriel : I’m afraid you’ve made a grave mistake. 

Because, in fact… What is going to happen instead…

Is actually what I’m gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER

I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

SON OF A BITCH 

AHHG YOU BASTARD

I’LL RIP YOU APART 

PIECE OF SHIT

YOU FUCK

ASSHOLE

BITCH

*Grunting* 

Oh Shit. 

Oh. What have I done? 

V1 : Bro, tell me you didn’t just kill a fucking cop.

Gabriel : The law will be here any second now… 

Machine, flush the drugs.

V1 : No way, bro. Let’s smoke that.

Gabriel : All of it?!?

Hm… One last ride…

Well, alright.

*coughing his lungs out*

V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesn’t do anything!

*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*

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Audio source part 1

Audio source part 2

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #alt title was: columbo interrupted their RP session #gabes reaction to someone getting in between him and v1 (or at least pillows of it) is to rip them to shreds. yeah i mean that checks out!! #the way he says 'Some kinda pervert' is so funny to me i cant stop replaying it #this took me. so long. oh my god. no post tomorrow. im not strong enough. #sanest bit of 2024 #and probably the longest bit ever. holy shit. #also he used the wrong filter for columbo here but here is my totally Canon Explanation #If they are in hell he had to become a husk.. duh.

[startrekheritageofficial]

YOU GUYS THERES ANOTHER TREK HERITAGE BLOG???????? AGSJFJFHFGG

@trekheritageposts

#Oh #Oh my god #Dude DMed me and was actually super cool #may the best man win #bloody hell #The day I made this blog I didn't really look and see what was taken and shit omg #C R Y I N G #RIP me ig

[sacreblugh]

the almost thirty year old fallout franchise peaked when matthew perry said:

"Nice charlies too! Give 'em a shake for the Ben-man, will ya?"

#rip matthew perry #“hell-oh!” #fallout new vegas #fallout nv #fnv #fonv #new vegas #benny new vegas #benny fnv #benny fallout #benny gecko #fallout #what in the goddamn

[betterthanbatman1]

Screaming crying sobbing shrieking punching kicking yelling bawling weeping LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

#The small ‘I’m so scared’ surrounded by darkness- my heart is broken #That sound you can hear is the sound of my heart breaking #DC really thought hmm let’s just put Jason through hell that’ll be fun #I love angst don’t get me wrong #but this oh my god #It’s so heartbreaking but also I want to eat it #The ‘please…’ and ‘I’m so scared’ FUCKING RIPPED OUT MY HEART #I don’t care if this was Bruce or whatever the hell zur is possessed him- this fucking hurt #I want to hug him and tell him everything’s going to be okay 😭 #red hood #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #Dc really took the ‘family’ out of batfamily #batman #dc #dc comics #I once again forgot to queue this ahead of time

[they-call-me-haiku]

i just know that this is gonna be Alice and the rest of the staff in the next episode

#colin trying to murder sam and probably everyone else #sam trying to find out more about the magnus institute so he can get his eyes ripped out of his head #gwen signing up to be an avatar or whatever and lena going along with it #celia trying to find out if the computer twinks are the same twinks she met during the apocalypse #“what the hell is wrong with everyone today?” oh it's not just today alice #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp alice #alice dyer #tmagp sam #samama khalid #sam khalid #tmagp gwen #gwendolyn bouchard #tmagp lena #lena kelley #tmagp celia #celia ripley #tmagp colin #colin becher #tmagp meme #tmagp funny #magnus protocol #oiar #meme #i need someone to draw a fanart of this

[wildflowercryptid]

DO YOU KNOW HOW BADLY I'VE BEEN WANTING A LEGENDS GAME FOR KALOS?????

#i haven't talked about it much but aaaaaaaa i'm so happy what the hell!!!!! #i got so excited and started yelling so i freaked out my dogs and mom rip 😭 #oh my god i can't wait to find out more about this game ugh #pokemon presents #mj.txt

[spaciebabie]

You look back after a moment and give a slight smile, reaching your hand up to Springtrap’s face. There’s clicking within his body as his eyes snap to your approaching hand, searching it as he straightens in uncertainty. Your hand still reaches his chin, however, and his look suddenly softens. He peers away from you at the floor as, with a mechanical shift, his body relaxes a bit, his face pressing ever so slightly more into your hand.

The rims along the underside of the suit pieces were the most damaged with time. The hairs that were there were short, but the wear created a smoother grain, a more silken-suede feel than any bare spots on the rest of the suit. The rim of his chin gradually shifted from the normal synthetic furred texture at the edges of the jaw to this smoother feel at the the center, which made it nice to pass up and down.

You look up from where you had been tracing his face to see his eyes lightly close. Your movement slows for a few more brushes from the outside in until falling still at the point of his chin. You hold your hand there, your thumb shifting up to rub below his lip.

It remains until you give a weighted breath, and it begins to drop.

“Wait,” he quickly starts as his eyes click open, one hand suddenly moving up to your arm. It hovers there for a moment, seeming hesitant to grab your wrist, before steadily settling further down your arm, each finger lightly placed after the other. “Can you… leave it there?”

There’s a second of silence as your eyes meet his tired gaze. You look back at his chin as you slowly reach up to his face once again.

His heavy head moves to meet you this time, forcing your hand down a bit, his eyes closing tightly now and his ears making a light “clink” as they droop. You move your other arm up and cup his face in both palms. His one hand shifts up towards your wrist, the second gently wrapping around your other wrist. He gradually tilts his head down, pressing further. His eyes open to a slit for a moment before slowly closing again.

His comforted sigh rumbles through your hands.

-heartbeat anon I will remain anon :)c

SCREAMS YOUKK JHFIUFKFKETHER FUCKLDILFNKER UI KNOW WHO YOY ARE!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SMELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HYOUOUOUOYOUOYOUOYOYOYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*coughs* @skeletoninthemelonland hey bro this is so cool check this out

#casually tags starbs #anyways #IM #spacie splains #I KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 #OH OH MY FUCKING GOD. #MY HEART IS MELTING I DONT THINGKFD THATS HEALTHY #IM GONNA VOMIT BLOOD #SCREAMS #CLAWS AT THE FLOOR #RIPS MY SHEETS APART #BITES MY FUCKING KNUCKLES TILL THEY BLEED #HIOW THE FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #THE. THE TEXTURE. SENSORY. OHH IM WEAK FOR THE SENSORY #IM MAKING UNHOLY NOISES #GRUNTING LIKE A CAVEMAN #I #I HAFTA GET UP AND PACE #WHAT THE HELL #MY FACE IS. SO RED RN HOLY SHUT. HOYMSUHTINFUCING SHIT. #POINTS AT YOU #YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU #BLEEDS FROM MY EYES #GONNA BE THINKING ABT THIS ALL DAY #ALL THROUGHT THIS WEEK 2 #HES SO PRECIOUS.....*COUGHS UP BLOOD* SO BABYGIRL......... #THIS IS SICK. ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING SICK #IM. IM NOT WELL...............NO IM NOT WELL AT ALL...

[simcardiac-arrested]

hi cream i dont know the meaning of this

jaga art reaction moodboard

#WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT #WHATTTTTTRTRRRRTTTTT WHATS WRONG WITH U #ON MY WORST DAY TOO ? RIGHT AFTER I FINISHED WATCHING A MOVIE RIGHT WHEN IM IN A WEAKENED STATE OF MIND #GHGHHHGGHHHH OH MY GAWDDDDD NEIL CIECIERIGA #YES THATS ME GIV EME YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMSHUN #OH MY GODDDDDDDD NEILLLLLLLLLLLLLL #YOU ARE A FAN YES ? NO . YES❤️ OH MY GODDDDDDDD #NEIL CICIEREGAAAAAAAAAAAA #GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CREDIT CARD INFORMASHION !!!!! #LEMON DEMON OH MY GODDDDDDDD #GRHRRHRGGRHRHRJKEIEYEJEGSJSDGJFFHFKGSJSHWKQOQWUEJSGJSSHJSSHFJGJ #im inventing new languages im about to start speakin ghueuehegrh #STOPPPPPP STOPPPPPP SOMEBODY GET ME AWAY #STOP THIS HELL #AHHH #STARTS COUGHING ALL MY ORGANS UP #IM SERIOUSLY JUST A GUY IM JUST A DUDE. IM JUST A LITTLE GUY. Rips my own SPINE OUT #you have some sort of Issue you have some sort of Problem please come along with us. we will help #what are you doing to me #FUCKKKKKKK MEEEE FUCK MY WHOLE STIPID ASS VAKA LIFE #BAKA #WHY AM I LIKE COVERED IN JUICE ??? sorry i just noticed. why am i covered in juice #scratches my head #anyways. OUEAEHGHGHHHH NEIL CICIEREGAAAAAAA #GRIPS MY HEAD #YOU DREW HIM …. AND BROS …… MY GOD #THEY COULD BE BROS. TOGETHER #MIND EXPLOSION EMOJI #Fuck i dont even know it’s just so over #Like it’s over scoob

[pasta-pardner]

Triangles, trios, and trouble. No one does it quite like the GBU polycule.

Originally started as a fill for the @yeehawgust prompt "A Whole Heap of Trouble", but then I took too long and missed the month. 🙃

#yeehawgust #the good the bad and the ugly (1966) #the good the bad and the ugly #dollars trilogy #blonco #blondco #blondeyes #tuco ramirez #tmwnn #blondie #angel eyes #eli wallach #clint eastwood #lee van cleef #i've been gbu-blogging for years and i still dont know the portmanteau for the polycule. oh well #its the three of them. mostly blondie/tuco centric tho bc thats just kinda how the film goes #big spoilers for the guys-standing-in-a-circle movie.. if u havent already seen it #enjoy the crisp 4k uhd footage. i had to dvd rip it myself lol #im happy with how this one turned out ! had to do a lot of troubleshooting so its been in my drafts for longer than i wanted #BUT ITS FINISHED NOW !!!! hell yeah #westerns #🤠 #🍝 #videos #pardner posts #Youtube

[crimeronan]

just burst into tears in a post office and immediately the entire world opened up to me. easy criers must have the best lives what the fuck. i should stop taking my prozac Immediately.

#remembered that post advice like 'if youre dealing with a difficult person the best thing you can do is cry' and let it rip #trying to get my passport application filed. she was like you're supposed to do this in your home state #maam i cant file this in new hampshire #okay i need your social security card #maam they told me at the other post office my medical insurance counted as a 2nd form of id so i have all the cards and photocopies- #nope that's not right. the state department doesn't care about that #oh i guess i can't do it today then #she looked at me like i was an idiot. you dont have your social security card with you?? #'n... no?? i keep it safe??' 'Really.' and then i burst into tears. #and then she was immediately like oh no baby just go home and get it here you have all your other docs and your application perfect #no honey you're Fine just come back before three and i'll process it. okay?? #lord i am having a Day. #home i go. war is hell.

[carma-tjol]

this is what happens when you listen to summerboy by lady gaga like 20 times over and decide to draw fubuki

#fubuki #fubuki opm #one punch man #opm #carma art #psykos is the summerboy btw #its like psykos's pov imagining fubuki's pov #in some kind of hell dream #because like #rip to my girl i bet she felt disposable after that kiss #dont be sad when the sun goes down youll wake up and im not around #ive got to go #oh oh oh oh oh #we'll still have the summer after all #anyways #im delusional about them whats new

[shays-shack]

I couldn't escape the fucking spiderverse last week meme so

he tried the fuck wit Iruma again 😔👊👊

personal favorite frames(?) btw

they're so silly

#mairimashita! iruma kun #ocho #ami kirio #spiderverse meme #i cant fucking escape it its everywhere #rip ocho btw if that arrow didn't kill him then kirio sure as hell did 🫡 #OH MY GOD IT'S SO SMALL WTF

[ban-joey]

oh they sure do show keelhauling in black sails

#black sails #s4e3 #um. wow #not a torture method i anticipated seeing onscreen ever but holy hell did it serve its narrative purpose #what theeee fuck #haha this is why i have to take long breaks btwn episodes #extremely well done and also DEEPLY TRAUMATIZING #i get excited bc im like oh hey! i see what they're setting up with the ropes! neat! #and then. oh no. #anyway rip ray stevenson. dude did the best blackbeard of all time imo

[spllwys]

i'm going on exam season lockdown as of today, which means no more gifs/edits/anything else because i spend way too much time on them for an engineering student in the trenches lmao. posting this not because i think anybody will notice or care, but so i can hold myself accountable and get embarrassed if i break the pledge. see you on june 3rd for a ghovie creativity extravaganza

edit: besides the ghovie trailer 😭 i cant restrain myself from that one

#actually june 4th because i will be drinking on june 3rd from the moment i close my semiconductors paper #cold turkey on gif making KHBJDGVSCDH RIP #genuinely its such a relaxing thing to do that i find myself prioritising it #and unlike other chill activities it gives me the illusion of productivity #i really need to be getting that from my work and not silly bands #anyway. see u #also in my 4 years of making edits like this in many different circles i've never once felt the need to mention a like/reblog ratio #and i'm fully of the opinion that people can do whatever the hell they like and i never expect interaction #i'm grateful for what i do have #but what primarily motivates me to do this is people sharing their love for whatever is on the post #in the tags or elsewhere #i'm not talking praise or thanks or anything to me i mean 'i love this song' or 'papa looks great here' skdcvkdgvs #'this is my favourite band' u know? it's sharing passion with other people and having them share theirs with me #and in all the 4 years and many many fandoms this (ghost/st) is by far the worst for interaction like that #i'd say ghost especially skhjcsd #and this tag rant isn't a request or a 'please interact more!' or anything like that it's just #a reason as to why i'm a bit discouraged that i'm chatting about to nobody #oh yeah and especially seeing photos posted with no source and no edits get 5x the notes you'd get #the quantity of notes doesn't matter to me but the discussion and tags do #just checked my notes in the middle of typing this and someone rbed some papa ii gifs with #'hope he's steady on his feet the way i would run into him' #KDSGKDSD that's what i'm on about 😭😭😭😭😭 #makes me smile knowing something i posted made somebody feel joy abt a silly band and then shared that with me through the tags #i'm aware i've been here for just over one month so shouldn't be making judgements just yet #but sometimes i wish there was more of that

[starsandthorn]

yknow i was a little miffed when yoimiya got her second story quest but i can't even be mad that cyno's getting his. he's been around since manga days he deserves it

#personal stuff #delete later #like good for him. also who is that. i know a playable design when i see one #like we are FINALLY GETTING PERMANENT HERMANUBIS LORE. #ARLECCHINOOO. OH MY GODDD #I CANNOT BELIEVE SCYTHE ARLE REAL. i avoided looking at leaks for so long and her animations are SO nice wtf #her WING??? #OH MY GODDD??? SHE'S THE NEW WEEKLY BOSS??? #SHE LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL. HER WINGS #HEY WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. FURINA OR NEUVILLETTE STORY QUEST 2 WHERE? #are they pushing stuff back. no dain quest last patch no archon or equivalent quest this patch :( #yes i am soo excited to see her lines about the other harbingers #still biting the bars of my cage why are there so many black white and red hyv characters coming out at the same time #STILL CANNOT BELIEVE WE'RE GOING TO REMURIA. RIPS AND TEARS #OH SHIT IT'S RELATED TO PETRICHOR. WE'RE GETTING THAT TOO. #wtf kitty event was foreshadowing. new talking cat #so we're not getting dornman port... :( #oh hey cool dvorak is coming back #new horn instrument!! it looks neat #ah. windtrace :/ i'm not one for co-op events i was hoping fr something else. good for you guys though #NATLAN CRUMBS WOOO #okay. overall looks like a neat update i'm looking forward to petrichor a lot. PLEASE say gourmet supremos. PLEASE. #i've been waiting so long to see them please let them come back... #also arlecchino looks cool as hell. #a little disappointed that no furina or neuvillette or dain quest but what can you do. #maybe we'll get a dain one next patch since we're getting remuria now? probably not but i can dream #checked the voice actors list under the trailer. oh hey we're seeing childe again

[feline-evil]

I can't think of anything that could kill a generative ai system faster than letting it pull from blogs on here, its going to be fed so many erroneous callouts and pointless discourse posts that its gonna generate a way to speedrun offing itself

#jay talkin #im making jokes but fucking hell the internet sucks nowadays #i love witnessing the rot in real time (<--said extremely mentally healthily haha u can trust) #im listening to monkey wrench on repeat. feeling normal #i mean hey yr shits already been jacked by ai if it was gonna be. sorry. it woulda happened like last year at its peak #sites being more open abt it now and adding opt out toggles dont mean its just suddenly gonna start happening #believe me they were all already trawled by little ai fucknuts already. sucks but its the truth #ai bros notably do not care abt legality they have already trawled every site. all u can do is fight back best u can #damage has been done. dont fall into despair via scaremongering and doom posting #do what u can to protect yrself and yr shit snd spread info on how to do that #glaze yr art if yr an artist. opt out of shit when u can. its fucking rough out here #ai is p solely focused on ripping off whatever is most marketable or 'realistic' bc it is a capitalist leach #and nobody involved in it has a soul enough to recognise art if it spat in their face #it fucking sucks that we're still dealing w it but i promise u this capitalist mass-market tendency #is gonna end up w it poisoning itself w its own shite imagery to the point of death so #it WILL fuck off eventually. hold on w the hope of that ok. n protect yr shit. alright #oh and dont share any info u wldnt want stolen but u shldnt be doing that anyway for internet safety reasons #love u all my artists in arms i hope ai dies sooner rather than later and i hope u get to piss on its corpse #love the lawsuit speedruns this place is pulling lately. yall hadnt had yr fill last week huh