#oh god the list goes on

[turtleblogatlast]

Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.

And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.

After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.

You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise of the tmnt #I didn’t even list everything the Hamatos are MENACES #it’s so funny #bonus if none of the Hamatos realize how terrifying their presence in the Hidden City has become #every time Leo goes to bother Hueso the guy just has his head in his hands like Pepino…I JUST got my brother out of crime…and now you???’ #Leo’s just like ‘lmao what crime’ #meanwhile a trail of destruction follows them wherever they go #just look at the library smh #the small time yokai villains hearing about how scary the fam is and having two different reactions #one being no way are we talking about the same babies tripping over themselves and barely beating anyone #the other is oh god I barely escaped with my LIFE huh #sunita listening to all the worry her parents have about this new ‘Hamato Family’ and laughing inside #she tells April and April keeps it a secret to see how long it takes the others to realize it #when accused of crime Donnie accidentally and largely unprompted starts denying his digital asset thefts and then has to deny he denied it #when he learns of what is thought of them Raph has a crisis the poor boy #Mikey’s happy they’re ‘known for being a family!:)’ #he - kinda terrifyingly - kinda likes the thought of that lol #Leo: 🤔 think I could go back to that hair spa then? (no) #in their defense while they are MENACES society is ALSO a menace to THEM

[pinkrose05]

Seeing a resurgence in surface-level takes about my favorite Kitchen Knife for some reason these days.

#as a wise moot of mine once said #sometimes you want to parade your little guy around so everyone can remember how cool he is #but at the same time you want to gatekeep the hell out of him because oh god how can people misinterpret things so bad #the list of stuff that goes ignored is so much longer than the common facts. agh #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr blade #pink's works #pink's (tear)laments

[moeblob]

I kinda maybe put a lot of my OC plot tag lines on a Wheel and gave it a spin so outta 79 options, it landed on "Cellphone Justice" which is... these two.

Matthew "Skittles" Mouse and Daisy Eddington

Partners in justice (of sorts). They're basically vigilantes and their orders are simply text messages. They don't really know who their bosses are but they do as they are told.

Skittles is a very mediocre guy. Doesn't stand out. The most color he has in his wardrobe is blue jeans. He's amazingly asexual and has zero interest in romance regardless of intimacy and yet he gets partnered with Daisy. The gayest lady he has ever met. Great start. She enjoys calling him fun little nicknames but seeing as they're monitored closely (via cell phones/technology) she is scolded and told to pick a single one. So she does. She dubs him Skittles. The candy as gay as her.

The one thing they have in common is their number one weakness: cute girls.

Daisy turns into a stuttering MESS of a human being. A disaster. At the mere sight of a cute girl. Skittles on the other hand is TERRIFIED of them. When asked, he simply blames his life growing up. Daisy doesn't really push the matter just thinks it's a little weird to be scared of every single cute girl (no offense to the not being afraid of her taken).

#my characters #like the entire thing with skittles is just he is SO boring looking and hes so scared of cute girls #and daisy thinks its REALLY FUNNY dude why are you scared of them haha girls are GREAT #and then she meets his younger sister and is like oh dang dude she is ADORABLE and she sees him practically shaking and sweating #surely its not THAT bad but ah no wait #two days pass and daisy is like oh my god shes horrifying ????? what the hell? #and growing up with her and trying to be a good big brother is all fine and dandy until the cute lil sister gets him hurt a lot #like hospital injuries from either protecting her or just .... somehow wrong place with her at the wrong times all the time #so he gets a fear of cute girls bc his lil sister is a cute monster who is the reason most of his limbs have been broken in the past #like broken leg ? that was from amelia and a stair case #the broken arm ? trying to help amelia get something out of a tree #the broken wrist ? catching amelia falling out of a tree #the other broken leg ? amelia - #the list goes on and on and he also got into multiple fights trying to keep her safe from guys #bc she really is just a cute lil innocent looking girl but shes a schemer and it does come back to bite her #except for she has a good big bro who took the repercussions when he could #daisy just watching her partner pale and shake and sweat when hes in the same room as his sister and daisy feels so bad for him #like hes really going through it even after all these years #but meeting amelia puts a lot into perspective for when daisy and skittles are out and about #cause hes very efficient and chill talking to dudes and to mature looking women #then he turns into a bundle of nerves at wide eyed innocence and daisy is like yeah ok i gotta #i gotta be a lil less gay for his sake only if hes around cause i cant make him talk to his biggest fear thats mean #shes still really gay but yeah it works out and she looks out for him and in turn he looks out for her and its great! #they become friends! yeehaw! #lil trivia is she was a drama kid in hs and he was on the baseball team but never really played or put effort into it #she was a straight a student and he very consciously maintained a c average through calculating grades and missing stuff on tests on purpos #anyway thank u if you read all the tags or even ty if you read just hte post itself #im sorry for ocing on main when its my own ocs #ill be back tomorrow with .... idk what

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

i only have three more best picture nominees to watch before the oscars 👀 and i'm leaving the ones i'm most and least excited for til last so i think i'll watch poor things next

#have been ranking/reviewing on my letterboxd but the list is private for now #will share it once i've watched them all #i just saw the zone of interest and i can't fully make my mind up abt it ? #on the one hand it was viscerally disturbing. it really felt like staring into an abyss of evil #and oh my GOD the sound design was a masterpiece whoever did the sound design needs to work on every horror movie from now on #but on the other hand i found it very monotonous and like. pointless? in a way? #like in the first five minutes you realise they're going about their ordinary lives in the shadow of this great evil #and you think oh my god that's awful that's horrific these people are evil #and then the whole rest of the film is just. still that? #idk i just feel like there are other stories that could have been told #one 1 star review i saw started with ''why must i watch the daily lives of nazis?'' and then goes on to explain how this question #is just not really answered by the film. like you watch it it's there but i just don't know. why? #anyway #still making my mind up about the ranking #🧃

[cozymochi]

this has been ongoing for a while between me and another homie to watch every mainline film in the disney animated canon (this doesnt include pixar i kinda always end up having to specifying that), and a homie at work who sorta saw their way into our conversation was like “omg i should do that too that sounds so fun!”

i dont think blud realizes how taxing and genuinely difficult of a challenge that is once u actually try it 😫

it aint the same beast as watching ur favorites on repeat,,,,,,

we got 3 films left……….. (this isn’t chronological)

#cozy texts #i love many #but the stinkers #oh my god #i think this just goes to show how didney MASTERED branding #not to understate anything cuz their resumé includes films that legitmately and irreversably impacted pop culture #thats a discussion in itself tho. #when they’re GOOD GOOD they are fucking mwah. but when #its bad…..its embarassing #im only doing this to say that i’ve seen them all #is it bragging rights?? not really. #but how can i talk my shit if i cant back it up #RIGHT AFTER SNOW WHITE IT GETS VERY HARD HYFHGCHGFGH #WHICH IS SO FUNNY TO SAY but for me its so. #IN A WAY THE CHALLENGE HAS BEEN FUN but oh my goodness…the energy it takes— #I just wanna make the tier list

[emile-hides]

Behold. Son.

#This figure is SO STINKEN BIG!!!!! #My mom woke me up today for a very very long day with 'He you got a package' and just #Plopped him on my bedroom floor dfgjfdkjgkfd #$30 worth of PURE BOWSER MIGHT delivered FIRST THING THIS MORNING #I only am NOW getting to really admire him he's SO COOL #I can pull his back off for the battery back for the light in his mouth #But eeeeeeeeh I'll get to that later #My Mario figure goes up to his chin so a lllllllllittle taller than he should be probably #BUT MY JUNIOR FIGURE FROM THE CHESS SET IS PERFECT!!!! #I'm only missing a good Peach at this point really #God he's so COOL!!!!!! #Oh my thousands of notebooks are visible for the world to see oop #You now all know that I can literally never retain anything ever and will write it down nine times #There's just a list of ship names I've learned in one of those things.... #Anyway!!! Cool Bowser figure!!!! #My niece is going to loose her MIND over this thing

[darabeatha]

Jason was put into the 8th layer of hell in Dante's Inferno-

#IM #basically it goes from 1-9 and 9 being the worst #IM SOBBINGGNGNG #j.ason making once again a cameo #apparently he was put there bc of his betrayal to his lover aka m.edea #and betrayal is like on the top of d.ante's hell tier list #like u could be a murderer and still be somewhere in the middle but u backstab friends/family/lovers/etc etc? d.ante vc: ONE THOUSAND HELLS #*in the middle as in the layers he's blabbering about #his tier list is very very highly questionable but the only thing i find silly is that- #he basically puts whoever -HE- doesnt like into the circles of hell #like oh u called him an idiot?? u took the last box of cookies in the supermarket? HELL TO U #its like absolutely biased #;ooc #ooc #as a comentator said; dante´s book truly was his own religious fanfiction #like he lit put himself on the book and made it so that popular greek philosophers knew HIM and acknowledged him #AS IF HE ISNT JUST SOME GUY??? LIKE WHO ARE UUUUUU #basically he was the gary stu of his own story #he can make his way out of difficult situations by basically going like 'oh i was sent by god here so u cant do anything to me!'

[starlightkun]

still havent given up on u hockey player bf sungchan

#missing u now more than ever.... #sungchan permanent unit where r u #why do i always bias sm's redheaded stepchildren #kun was on without you chn vers then actually debuted almost 3 yrs later #with less than 1 line total #and his permanent units debut song was literally a chn vers of another units title track etc etc the list goes on he is in wayv #poor jungwoo also debuted in empathy with .2 lines but he at least got put in 127 right after #and is now in djj with plenty of lines etc etc love that for him #but oh my god now sungchan 😭😭 my mans has been debuted but ALSO unemployed unitless jobless for 2.5 yrs now #with no word on an official permanent unit for him just vague promises of nct tokyo and were just GUESSING that hes gonna be in it #but we were also GUESSING that the april nct unit debut was gonna be nct tokyo w sungtaro sr22b and yuta but surprise it was djj???? #so like 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #god why do i stan flops (affectionate) #anyway look at my boyfie <33 #talk #pic #mine #sungchan #bias tag #mel's unhinged moodboards #tag talk #f: buzzer beater

[kakusu-shipping]

I have such a hyperspesific reason for being obsessed with both AFO and Belos and it’s called a Brother Complex.

#What do I tag this oh my god #This is a ship thing btw I wanna make that clear I think both Belos and AFO were in romantic love with their brothers #and are very Yandere obessivly trying to bring him back about it #It's my blog and I'll post what I want to #AFO doubles down on the crazy #He both groomed Tenko to be like his brother and obessivly chases down the current weilder of his brother's quirk #If he could get his hands on OFA he could truely bring his brother back me thinks #Meanwhile Belos is miles ahead of him he's already made #What was it? 16 straight up CLONES of his brother?? #Ooooooh my god when he touches Hunter's cheek with the #'Out of all the Grimwalkers you looked the most like him' #I scream #I just think they should shake hands #They are both on my fight list mind you I would throw hands with both these men #I would also gently smooch both these men #I do not have double standards I am simply feeling and thinking thoughts #Belos has landed on the crush list and I would move him if I wasn't so interested in his and Hunter's dynamic #The same goes for AFO I think he X Izuku X Tomura is fascinating #Proshippers please interact #I don't know any ship names for this mess of thoughts I just needed to say it somewhere #and I want someone to come have brainworms with me #Or debate me feel free to debate me I guess if you have better food for thought I will also take that #I overuse this meme but Doof is a vibe and honestly it's true all of my types happens in 2s

[cinnabeat]

i still cant get over how fucking incomprehensible filament fevers music is like theres five different songs happening there, theres several toaster dings (which i love) the tempo changes in THE MOST awkward places and yet it somehow all fits together and also sounds COMPLETELY like white noise when the lyrics are layered over it

#i dont even hear it anymore like as music its literally just background noise #im sure theres a rythym there #i used to be able to hear it but i cant anymore #when that fucking song came out and i was literally baffled by everyone going oh my god this is so good #like ARE YOU SURE?? #like i love the song now dont get me wrong but the singing COMPLETEY carries it for me #i wanna know what goes on in a persons head to make this #like what are they thinking when thwy compose something like this #someone in the comments was like i love electric swing or something and im like???? what fucking music are you listening to???? #like i swear i love filament fever but also that song is like. 80% noise and the singing is amazing enough that i dont even register it anym #anymore #before when i first started listening it couldnt come up on shuffle without me being immediately aware just cuz of how incomprehensible it i #is but now i can go through half the song before realizing what im listening to #thats what i call stockholm syndrome #in my list of fave wxs comms im sure this would be down there in the list #i should make one actually #brb #michi tag

[thistle-and-thorn]

Would you and attonitos_gloria consider making the Official Sanrion Soundtrack on Spotify?

Listening to Mulder and Scully by Catatonia (such a bop but maybe too much of a bop for these angsty two) which is just giving off confusion and frustration vibes and reminded me of these two

@attonitos-gloria BABE WE ARE BEING CALLED

I didn’t know this song! But looking at the lyrics—lol poor Tyrion. I didn’t realize he was writing for a Welsh alternative band.

#here’s how it goes #Attonitos tries to actually choose songs that match the feel the vibe #I nod along and say ‘good job sweetie’ #Then copy and paste all of Kelsey Wilson’s musical library into the playlist while she’s sleeping or healing the sick #and then pretend that it was an act of god #No no no baby girl I DONT know how the entire track list for expectations pillow talk new sir woman ep ended up there that’s so weird #guess we’ll have to keep them there though oh no #asks

[sweaterkittensahoy]

I have found the christmas gift I believe will lead to the least negative comments from my mother.

I only care because I will be presenting them live and in person. I still don't have any proof that last year's gifts arrived because no one ever said.

But god forbid I don't text five seconds after my birthday card arrives.

#i'm looking forward to my mil moving very far away from my parents #one longer flight is way better than always having to plan to see my folks #because god fucking forbid my mother travel to me at any point she can get away from it #the list of excuses she has for not visiting since 2012 gets hilarious the longer it goes on #oh but i can't leave grandma #funny you did that for two weeks and grandma did fine #i haven't actually said that part #but i'm prepared to when i point out in person that we are once again travelling to them

[picascribit]

First Line Tag

Rules: Post the first lines of your last 10 fics posted to AO3. (Sort by date posted.) If you have less than 10 fics posted, post what you have! Make a new post.

1. Poppies (Pomona Sprout/Poppy Pomfrey)

The late August sun filtered through the glass, warming the humid air of the greenhouse. Even with the doors open at both ends to catch a breeze, it was too hot. Sweat beaded Pomona Sprout's brow and ran down her sides under her robes as she consulted her smudged list.

2. Monster Girls (Olympe Maxime/Apolline Delacour)

The stables at Beauxbatons Academy of Magic were airy and spacious. Mountain air mingled with the smoldering, earthy scent of the school's herd of rare Abraxan horses, and the heady fumes of liquor that rose from their troughs. Olympe Maxime loved them more than anywhere else on Earth. That was where she went when she needed to cry.

3. Both Or Neither (Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan)

Dean leaned on the stone railing of the bridge, snowflakes swirling around him, catching and melting slowly on the wool of his winter coat. In the distance, the great doors of Hogwarts Castle opened, and bundled-up students began to stream out, hastening down the snowy path toward Hogsmeade, where the Hogwarts Express waited to take them home for the winter holidays.

4. An Accident of the Stars (Lavender Brown/Parvati Patil)

Lavender Brown had expected to feel a lot of things when the war was done. The euphoria of victory. Relief that it was over. Fierce pride in herself and her friends for the part they had played in defeating Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Excitement for the future. Now the war was over, and so was everything else. Lavender lay in her bed, staring up at the ceiling and trying very hard to feel nothing at all.

5. Healing Hands (Pomona Sprout/Poppy Pomfrey)

Professor Pomona Sprout hid a grimace of discomfort. Just because she was not feeling her best did not mean her students needed to know about it. She glanced at her pocket watch. Ten more minutes. Her interminable day was mercifully almost over.

6. Discards: Valentine's Day (Remus Lupin/Sirius Black)

Contentment was a relatively new sensation for Remus Lupin. This was not the first morning he had awoken with a sense of wellbeing; such occasions had become frequent in recent weeks, since he had started spending nights in his boyfriend's bed.

7. All the Things That You're Supposed to Feel (Schitt's Creek: Patrick Brewer/David Rose)

Patrick Brewer smiled and shook his head. He had been smiling since he played back the first voicemail left by David Rose. His amusement only increased with each rambling message, tangent, and explanation of David's plans for the General Store. Now four or five messages deep, Patrick could almost see David's facial expressions and hand gestures as he spoke.

8. No Hands Below the Waist (Schitt's Creek: Patrick Brewer/David Rose)

David was still not sure how it had happened. Patrick wasn't even his type. OK, so he was all right in an unassuming, slightly nerdy, definitely-heterosexual way, but when it came to men, David's tastes had always run to self-assured guys who looked like well-toned lumberjacks, or drama-prone artistic types like himself. Patrick was nothing like that. He was something else entirely.

9. The Sheriff's Wrath (Rowan Hood: Tod/Rook)

The dream was of Rook. That was all Tod remembered. The damp patch spreading across the front of his nightshirt, and the echo of release fading from his loins told the rest. On the other side of the fire pit, his companion lay, still asleep on his pile of sheepskins. The gray pre-dawn light filtering into the small cavern was just enough for Tod to make out the shape of the young outlaw's body.

10. Discards: Commencement (Remus Lupin/Sirius Black)

"Sorry I'm late," said Lily. "Everything seems to take twice as long as usual these days, and then of course I couldn't find anywhere to park."

Sirius gave her a quick hug. "I'm just glad you managed to find me."

If anyone reads this, you should consider yourself tagged and share your first lines with us!

#pica's fanfic #fic meme #oh god this list goes all the way back to 2017 #i need to get some of these edited and move on to new projects #long post #5 of these are still in my bottom 10 for hits #4 are in my bottom 10 for kudos #maybe this post will finally put Monster Girls over 100 hits

[dullahandyke]

a month away from the english paper 2 leaving im feeling the urge to do MORE indpeendant study for the comparative... literally stop it like

#im already doing dorian gray and my teachers would be reeeallly :/ if they knew i was doing my own thing even more #but like im not getting anything out of studying w teachers as is #and i dont like talking abt casablanca so.... looks up list of assigned materials #like worst come to worst i CAN talk abt casablanca w the whole polyamoury question but like. yeah #like as far as theme or issue goes (which is the one ill be doing) im flying by the seat of my pants like #in the pre i did the topic of youth w dorian n phic TOTALLY unplanned which i SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE #but it worked out #so shrug ill go look at that list #oh pleeeease dont let me be siren called by oedipus rex. i am being tempted by god and the devil

[bigkickguy]

I don't like the eternal return 1.0 announcements - I usually play solo + duo. I appreciate that they're very transparent about everything though! It sucks they kept the game in early access for too long and do not have the money to support it - it's always been in a weird place trying to keep a battlepass on early access...

Still im like rolling around reading the dev journals on how much they're going to have to rush to make a bunch of characters work in squads. Also worried about the playerbase in NA since mostly people played solo :,( I'll have to see how i feel about changes to characters I play more often. Still I enjoyed the game for being able to play something pretty high energy and engaging with moba controls without having to deal with a team screaming or complaining the whole match instead of playing.

they said it themselves in the journals too - there's a lot of changes to core systems all happening in a really short time so I'll just have to see where it lands.

#kickguyreply #i'll still give it a shot because i really like the game! #but oh my god please don't make me have to VC in a moba game - i have too many awful experiences lol #removing health + trap mastery is interesting too i wonder how they'll adjust tanks or bruisers to compensate? especially w/o omnisiphon #they listed time to kill too high as one of their problems but also got rid of a lot of passive tankiness players get out of early game...? #i'd much rather play a bruiser slap fest then have teams dominated by all high damage long range teams imo #in general i dont know people who even play BRs in squads if they don't have a full team of friends #i remember this was a problem with the vampire parkour game too #oh well - if it goes bad at least it was fun while it lasted!

[queer-crusader]

Nothing brings me closer to the edge of "huh maybe I do have a touch of the autism" than shopping

#anne speaks #as in i fucking DESPISE it unless it's specifically catered to me #i need to be warned about it in advance. i need to know what time we're going. ideally i need to know what time we're done #i have to mentally prepare myself and dedicate a specific amount of energy for the act in advance #and so help me gods if i bring my mum i will full on rage quit within two hours #she's one for 'oh this piece of clothing might be good for you' then holds up the least me thing in the world #or goes all 'uhh i dont know...' concerned if it either shows too much cleavage or is not neat and feminine enough #and then on top of that is like #okay but that costs money so how about we go to an extra store that you werent prepared for to see if they have the same thing but cheaper #you CANNOT add to my mental list of what im expecting im running FAST out of my prepped energy and i WILL start snapping at u #she asked what i would like for my bday and i was like 'well okay i do wanna refresh my wardrobe a little' #she asked what im thinking of style wise but like a) how do i say mum you cant buy me clothes without me feeling like a silicon valley wife #and b) how do i say 'i want butch i want gender i want playful i miss my theatre days i want artist i want boho' #anyway. i have now been convinced to go shopping with my sister who is a lot more tolerable bc she's young and hip and less scared to play #but im still like 'okay what time? okay give me a second to think if i want to go? i need to mentally adjust' #and my mum kept saying 'oh you can go then and after youll come back together' THATS NOT A TIME MOTHER #i need to know! when im going!! so i know how much time i have to mentally prepare #anyway. this is my essay on why shopping makes me autistic #there is Very Little that does this to me. usually i embrace chaos #but oh man. yeah no thanks #anyway fingers crossed everyone that i come back from town looking artsy and gender