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regicide1997 · 8 months
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"No more Mr Niceguy!" —Ms Niceguy, coming out as trans
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girlblocker · 1 year
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dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.
i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.
like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan
but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.
and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.
(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity
or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)
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You wasted money on that post
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Nope.
It brought me joy and spending $10 to bring yourself joy is never a waste. The only thing that for me specifically would be a waste if I spent my money to blaze a short story that nearly nobody liked or reblogged, as I have in the past. It would be a waste of money, because I would feel worse about myself as a writer if nobody re-blogged that story, whereas anybody reblogging this is immaterial. I made a cool thing that made me smile and I wanted to share with around 2000 people. 
Bunno, king of my Flop Era: he is Important
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ivysoul · 5 months
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ellie being high and just wanting to make u cum <333
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the bong sat idle on the table in front of you two for a fair bit of time after you’d scolded ellie for how much of your weed she was using up. maybe you should’ve done it sooner, because all the weed had gotten to her head and she was far too touchy for her own good.
“god, y’just feel so good around me.” she breathed, her eyes glancing between your face and where your gushing cunt wrapped around her fingers.
you were a mewling, begging mess. you always were for ellie. but something about her being so determined to make you cum tonight, a stark contrast to her usually teasing ways, really made you lose your mind.
she leaned in and placed a wet kiss to the side of your neck, sucking lightly but in the way she knows makes you melt. you let out a high pitched moan, and she laughs at your demeanour.
“y’like being touched like this? hm? like havin’ my fingers in your wet little pussy?” you tried to respond but all that came out of you was a whine as your hips involuntarily rocked back and forth on her hand. “shh, shh. ‘s okay, i’ve got you, mama.”
ellie gently pressed her thumb against your swollen clit. she noticed how you jolted at the featherlight touch. and how you whimpered when she rolled soft circles on the bud.
she kissed your lips for the millionth time that night, loving but needy in their nature. “y’gonna cum for me? gonna show me how good i’m makin’ you feel? c’mon, baby. let me see how pretty you are when you let go.”
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daniel-bruehl · 2 years
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"Show my face?... Negative."
SIMON 'GHOST' RILEY in CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE II (2022)
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fabulouspegasus · 2 years
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the three faces i pull in class: pretending to listen, not making eye contact so i don’t get called, and dissociative pout
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apparitionalprincess · 4 months
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Saw this image on Pinterest and had a thought
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radishblogging · 6 months
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Daikon loves flopping!
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toastcryptid · 10 months
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It’s been a rough night
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girlblocker · 1 year
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i went to biting you island and your cat was there. yeah he bit me too
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beelzeballing · 2 months
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frogisakai · 6 months
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Been very unproductive for too long for me to sit still, here's some text post to counteract that
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hershey-the-person · 2 months
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xieliancore · 3 months
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long time no xie lian
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3-aem · 2 years
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Stalemate
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