#ny mets

[athletic-collection]

Anthony Recker

#baseball #ny mets #catcher #anthony recker

[girlsdads]

will brett baty sign an orange?

#please look at my beloved #babygirl in training #posting this for ME and ME!!! #also did this need to be 4 gifs absolutely not #anyway #brett baty #new york mets #ny mets #*mygifs

[luckydiorxoxo]

Chris Hemsworth pulled up to the NY Mets game and snagged a pic with Mr. Met himself ⚾

#chris hemsworth #ny mets

[liverpool-enjoyer]

ITS WHAT SHE DESERVES

#nothing but respect for MY shortstop #my beloved #francisco lindor #new york mets #ny mets #mets #baseball

[brandnewstripes]

You were obviously super emotional when that ball went over the fence, what was going through your mind at that point?

#mark vientos #baseballedit #metsedit #mlbedit #ny mets #new york mets #fighting for my LIFE in photoshop tonight. i'm never making gifs again (lie) #anyway i'm still so happy for him... this feels so poetic to me. #how can you not be romantic about baseball etc etc #mets #mine

[acewendigo13]

Hey guys i started a server on discord for MLB! Please be respectful and nice! Also this is my first server so please be patient! THIS IS A SERVER FOR BASEBALL, NOT THAT WEIRD SHOW!

#major league baseball #mlb #baltimore orioles #sf giants #la dodgers #arizona diamondbacks #st louis cardinals #la angels #tb rays #toronto blue jays #ny yankees #ny mets #discord #sports #baseball

[ilovenycee]

#rihanna #rihnavy #asap rocky #street fashion #fashionista #fashion killa #carhartt #nike sneakers #stilletto heels #baggy jeans #ny mets #air force

[conniesmlb]

Pete Alonso

New City Connect uniform

200th career home run

April 27, 2024

#pete alonso #ny mets #favorite squadron favorite player

[bettercallroasty]

Au where saul goodman does a slip n fall infront of citi field and Steve Cohen comes out and instead of compensation, offers jimmy the new york mets

Then some sorta moneyball Oakland As scenario happens where jimmy turns the team around with bargin bin players and they wind up winning the world series against all odds

It's 1 am

#better call saul #saul goodman #bcs #new york mets #ny mets #mets lb

[icarusthelunarguard]

This Week’s Horrible-Scopes

It’s time for this week’s Horrible-Scopes! So for those of you that know your Astrological Signs, cool! If not, just pick one, roll a D12, or just make it up as you go along. It really doesn’t matter. Better yet! Check out “Heart of the Game, Fredonia” and see if they can sell you those D12’s with the symbols on them. Tell them “Shujin Tribble” sentcha. And “Hail, Hail, Fredonia!” Home of the Blue Devil!

Time to hit the slopes or shoot the tubes! It might be winter or summer where you are, but either way we’re going to find something for you to do. So get ready to break your leg or swallow some salt water. Either way, you’ll have fun right up until that point.

Aries 

Being that you’re in the Summer part of the planet, you’ve got some work to do. Get out the extension cord and call in the flock because you’ll be shearing sheep all week. Normally you’d wait until Spring for this, but that ONE sheep’s been growing out wool faster than an 80’s action movie star growing out his mullet. So This Week… do NOT try to shave that BIG one! That’s an Alpaca and it will NOT appreciate being manhandled right now.

Taurus 

It might still be winter, but if you’re following American Major League Baseball you know that Spring Training started already. If you’re a Dodger’s Fan, you better know a little history on the team - specifically that they’re originally from Brooklyn, New York and left in 1957. So now when they come “Home” to play against the Mets, there’s always folks in the stands wearing the old Dodgers’ memorabilia. So This Week… Take a turn in the Indoor Batting Cages and see if you can hit a couple balls. Or if that’s too intimidating, maybe Wii Sports Baseball?

Gemini  

We’d love to suggest you hit the skate park with a skateboard, but we all know how this’ll end. You’re gunna need some serious wrist and knee and head and elbow protection… and even THEN we don’t think you’ll come away unscathed. So This Week… Don’t even THINK about hauling out your old Razor Scooter! You’ll shatter your shin as soon as that thing swings around and clocks you! 

Cancer Moon-Child 

Let’s face facts - you were never the athletic type, Cancer. Taking your Middle School stairs two at-a-time to get to the library in the middle of lunch was about as good as it got for you. You’re more the intellectual type, so let’s feed that part of your body. So This Week… Drive out to a planetarium and take in the midday show with an elementary school class trip. It’s as good as you remember it to be! 

Leo 

Let’s take you out on a Latin American cruise and give you the best of all worlds: Sun, Sea, Dancing, Swimming Pool, all the shrimp you can eat, and a chance to try out Water Skiing. There’s more to this than meets the eye, so pay attention to the most important piece of advice. When you fall, and you will, Let Go Of The Tow Rope! And when you don’t, do NOT open your mouth or your eyes! So This Week… You never do what we tell you to anyway. Enjoy swallowing krill. 

Virgo 

It won’t matter if it’s Winter or Summer for you, you’re playing indoors this week. And you are SO gunna lose so hard! We’re sending you to play in a game of TAG! Professional or Competitive Tag Games are on a 12 by 12Metre field filled with all kinds of obstacles or ramps, so you better have all your parkour skills ready. So This Week… We know you don’t have any stamina or jumping skills, but at least TRY to survive 11 seconds. We’ve got a lot in the betting pool on this. 

Libra

Not only are you getting to be in the ocean, but your boat will be tipped SO far over that you might get vertigo. We’re giving you time on a competitive speed sailboat - but calling it a “sailboat” is misleading. It’s got a hydrofoil, meaning you’ll be cranking away at 50 knots, tilted almost 45 degrees over. How fast is that? Highway Speed! So This Week… Get fitted for a Personal Floatation Device. You’re gunna need it.  

Scorpio 

We’re giving you something a little better suited to your skillset. Strap on a VR headset and grab the controls to a Remote Controlled fighter jet plane. Get out there in the air and start dogfighting with the best of them. So This Week… Check your plane before it leaves the air - if someone attached bottle rockets under the wings, do NOT shoot at someone on the ground! It might be YOU! 

Sagittarius 

Let’s give you some serious Winter Weather fun - and have you do some serious construction work. This week we’re having you build.. AN IGLOO! But we’re challenging you to do it in such a way to make the ice clear! It’ll take some time and some technical know-how, but you’ll be able to do it. We believe in you. So This Week… If you’re successful you’ll get to lie back and enjoy the Northern Lights… assuming there’s no active volcanoes nearby.

Capricorn 

Winter or Summer, it doesn’t much matter what season it is. We’re letting you let your inner Viking Warrior out by learning to throw Axes! You’ll get proficiency in Single and Double-Handed Axes - and if you get creative you might be able to get a Triple-Headed axe too! And if you think it’s dangerous now, wait ‘til you go to a bar that’s hosting an Axe throwing Event in-house! So This Week… Learn where the balance point is on your own axes. You’ll be able to get the rotations so much better when you know that.

Aquarius 

Not only are we sending you a CASE of Coffee Crisp bars like we promised last week, but we’re sending you out to Quebec to go out there Ice Fishing! There’s GREAT Fishing in Quebec! (PLENTY of fishin’ in Quebec!) [I fuckin’ HATE “KEY-Beck.”] Look, this is NOT about you this time, it’s all for Aquarius, ok? (All Good) [Fi-i-ine.] Good. So This Week… Make sure you know what fish you like to eat and plan on making the freshest sushis you’ve ever had! [That’s not a word] (That’s true.) ZIP IT, YOU TWO! 

Pisces  

You… Are going… To get HURT. You are going winter tubing, and you are going to end up face-first into a pile of white. Your legs are going one way, your arms another, and you’re going to look like the Dead Family Guy Pose. Expect to be wrapped in a full-body cast. So This Week… you aren’t going to have all your arms and legs broken. It’s just gunna be too funny to hear you complaining about how itchy you are. Good Luck!

And THOSE are your Horrible-Scopes for this week! Remember if you liked what you got, we’re obviously not working hard enough at these. BUT! If you want a better or nastier one for your own sign or someone else’s, all you need to do to bribe me is just Let Me Know - or check out the Ko-Fi page ( https://ko-fi.com/icarusthelunarguard )! These will be posted online at the end of each week via Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, Discord, and BLUESKY.

#parody #horrorscope #funny #horoscope #humor #comedy #letterkenny ice fishing #letterkenny #ice fishing #quebec #brooklyn dodgers #ny mets

[athletic-collection]

Tim Tebow

#baseball #ny mets #spring training #Tim Tebow

[girlsdads]

hard launching 2 of my mlb blorbos 🫡

#yes brett baty is the poor man’s logan sargeant #jeff mcneil is my hotugly dilf #although p sure he’s several years younger than daniel sskdjdjhd #in honor of first mets spring training game today 🫡 #brett baty #jeff mcneil #ny mets

[stone-cold-groove]

Get your official Mets wrist watch.

#comic books #comic book ads #new york mets #vintage watches #mets #ny mets #vintage advertising #mr. met #vintage comics

[liverpool-enjoyer]

francisco alvarez thank you for consistently not ruining my life i appreciate you every day

#keep doing what youre doing #PLEASE #francisco alvarez #new york mets #ny mets #mets

[brandnewstripes]

4/28/2025 | STL @ NYM With the Mets one strike away from being swept by the last-place Cardinals, Mark Vientos hits a walk-off home run in the eleventh inning. Vientos was called up a day earlier to fill in the roster after Starling Marte went on the bereavement list.

#mark vientos #new york mets #ny mets #baseballedit #metsedit #mlbedit #no idea how to tag this sort of thing but it's also for an audience of literally only me. so #mets #mine

[jerzwriter]

This is why the Mets can’t win.

#on Yankee opening day no less #😅😂😂 #new jersey #new york #earthquake #ny mets #ny yankees