#not covid i did a test

[soldier-poet-king]

IF I HAD A NICKEL

That's TWICE today folks and I've been on this webbed site since 2012. Like. Wtf. Spider attracting lotion except complete strangers randomly being semi or outright hostile to me on my posts???

#???????? what. #im just minding my damn business on my silly little corner of the internet #talking about insane philsophers and fandom. like. what is happening #ALSO IM 99% SURE I HAVE A MILD FEVER #not covid i did a test #but im hot and cold hot and cold and my head is killing me suddenly #can i just go in to work and nap tmrw in my office #p much everyone else is on vacation #maybe i wiil just do simple mindless task #go thru all those cds sitting in intake that came from lord knows where #WHY DONT WE USE PROPER ACCESSION FORMS. IM BEGGING U

[llama-head]

I got a cold and I was doing okay, taking medicine and just vibing around but today?? Today is the worst…

#not Covid I did a test #but like my nose is stuffed and my throat is so sore and so swollen #so breathing is hard #and I’m coughing so hard my whole chest hurts #it’s day 5 tho and I’m hoping this ends soon #I missed my first day of classes and my prof still hasn’t emailed me and stuff is already due next week #like sir answer my email I sent it two hours before class and it’s the next day #so I don’t want to miss more school than I have too #but I’m also not gonna go if I’m still sick #anyway yeah I’m just not doing great today but I’m hoping tomorrow will be better #just want it to be over #I haven’t been sick in so long like colds used to be kind of shitty but this?? #this is awful #obvs not as bad as Covid or the flu #but still sucks ass #kk thoughts

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

no minecraft stream today folks i woke up and seem to have the flu

#sick #ofughghgh #its not covid i did a test but i feel wretched #got the whole package of headache throatache swollen lymph tissue #etc etc #i wamt out of this

[pain-in-the-butler]

s2e2

Sebastian: it's time to get up young master uwu

Ciel: ??????hghhgg?

Sebastian: nice to see you awake uwu

Ciel: what the fuck. how am I not dead

Sebastian: oh you were just dreaming, everything is fine uwu

Ciel: oh

Sebastian: uwu

Ciel: what are we doing in this boat

Sebastian: you just finished building new floodgates on your land. You have to give a speech to all the people who have come to celebrate your accomplishment

Ciel: I have to do what now

-at the floodgate unveiling-

Ciel: Floods are cringe. I'm literally always saying this. Like, honestly? Fuck floods

Sebastian: *standing behind him* uwu;;

#kuroshitsuji #edit: bad news I just tested positive for covid #now that one I did get vaccinated for. and boosted. this is so rude

[moregraceful]

If I do not test negative in the next three days, I will be creating an incident. If I miss the Cuda game on Wednesday I will create such a situation. Yes I caught Covid at either a Sharks or Cuda game, yes I still love them, it's a toxic relationship where everyone loses.

#finished paxlovid. if i get covid rebound i'm straight up defenestrating my material possessions #serotonin girl in red dot mp3 #if i miss henry thrun hours at the reef due to henry being called up that's ok but i still have to test negative to avoid tearing up my encl #osure #i'm so. fuck around and find out i DID want a break from my responsibilities and i got SMITED #obvi very lucky to not be hospitalized and to be getting better and to likely not develop long covid due to the treatment available etc etc #counting my blessing. also very bored and crazed #fresno oilers.txt #covid cw //

[zer0point5ive]

doctor complimented my gag reflex today and i couldn’t not think about those freaks from the saw bathroom. at the endof the day it always comes down to those two freaks from the saw bathroom ..

#or lack thereof #‘you took that well’ ok thankyou #call me adam saw 2004 the way i. no i shant #my case of foot in mouth is truly chronic cause my first impulse was to say Well yes ! i have a lot of experience #nd i did actually mean covid tests because it was a similar situation but alas #both are true but i wasn’t trying to get slutty w it while being told i have tonsillitis #looking at a stethoscope & saying this is so lawrence gordon core #infected my brain like a gay little parasite #anyway adam nd doctor lawrence md getting freaky w it or whatever #📹

[compacflt]

This is niche (maybe) but please share more about ice and mav at Oshkosh!! Do they go yearly? Or just the one time? Are they part of any aviation enthusiast communities???

yes yes yes!!! going to air shows is 100% a date for both of them. i feel like: a couple things:

- they’ve both probably seen the blue angels so many times it’s not super exciting anymore, and until they retire & become private citizens it’s also too big of a Thing for them to go, so they try to go to civilian/private air shows if they can

- one exception is fleet week for obvious rzns. They both probably have to do shit for fleet week on the reg. Ice especially

- i do keep thinking it would be funny for mav to do like a two year tour with the BAs at some point but there wasn’t room for that in the narrative so it’s Schrödinger’s headcanon

- before they retire their schedules are super crazy packed & don’t always line up, even if they request certain dates (like each other’s birthdays, Xmas, thanksgiving, Oshkosh etc) off in advance, so Oshkosh specifically doesn’t become yearly until after they retire. But after they retire they do annually fly in to Oshkosh in their p-51. lots of picnic lunch breaks in Reno/Omaha/Boise etc

- theyve been to the big international air shows (farnborough, Paris, NOT dubai for security/gay people issues, etc) together a couple times when they can swing it. (Me looking for any excuse to send them back to europe on vacation) but before they retire it’s also probably a Thing. So Thing-ness (public & Navy engagement etc) has to be accounted for when they’re planning their trip. they do have a responsibility to rep the Navy as best as they can etc etc

- Thing-ness also has to be accounted for when joining aviation enthusiast groups… after they retire & get married hell yes!!! they probably have a ton of civilian aviation friends & are pretty involved. not before their marriage though. It takes a while for them to come out of the hidden little shell they’ve been living in for thirty years & make friends as a real couple. but they do eventually.

#maverick criticizing the blue angels every time they see them ‘I would’ve done it cooler’ #joint blue angels thunder birds show ‘oh my god. WHAT does the Air Force think they’re doing. such poor form #it’s such a shame to abuse a viper like that i would’ve done it 10x better’ #this one-shot is another one i haven’t read since I posted it in October #hmm. #some issues #PLANES DONT RUST THEYRE ALUMINUM (but it’s for the metaphor so it’s ok) #i think when you read my plane writing moments you can tell that i am very very enthusiastic about planes #but i don’t know the first thing about how they work or how to fly them #my boyfriend did my physics homework & took my physics tests for me in high school. i never learned even elementary physics #it was covid high school okay we all had to make do #bernouilli’s principle??? it’s all greek to me love <3 #(hungry for pussy voice) (twirling my hair) pressure differentials are like soooo interesting #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #asks #props to all you STEM people. i can’t do basic math #i keep entertaining the idea that ice & mav buy a t-38 in the late 2010s #after i saw a t-38 on sale for $800k apparently you can just buy them #that’s the dream

[chloeseyeliner]

it's three and a half in the morning, i am sick on the verge of a fever and i am definitely going to do what normal people do when they come down with something!*

*read firstprince sickfics to cry over their love and caring for each other and, as a fellow perfectionist and control freak, sympathise with alex not wanting to fall behind in university just because of a disease.

#yes i am talking painkillers blah blah #but this is a better medicine #what the actual fuck covid #i trusted you #we have been besties away from each other all these years #and now that uni is starting you show up unexpectantly? #βιργινία δεν είσαι καλή συνάδελφος! (for the greek para pente fans) #the test is still coming out negative and imma go feral #and i have no friends in uni #i suppose i'll have to email the professors 💀 #thank god i did not get that job now #they would throw me out of the shop #(always look at the bright side of things!! 😭) #anyway i hope it doesn't get worse #and also #when will i stop using tumblr tags as my diary help #red white and royal blue #firstprince #rwrb fanfic

[meitantei-lavi]

it's my favorite guessing game of the year: is it covid, a cold, the flu, or allergies? place your fuckin bets, your prize is congestion

#wow shush lavi #i'm. suffering. #i did take a covid test this morning and it came back negative. soooo i'll take some other ones later in the week #i don't think its covid but better safe than sorry u know #fuckin lame as hell #i also got roped into doing extra shit at the end of the day too #like man!!! i coulda been on my way home by now

[alexturner2005]

positives:

last week i met maggie rogers twice (2nd time was just in passing) and she signed my record

got to see her at an intimate show at the house of blues

got to be a part of a special moment during don’t forget me where we all held up “we won’t forget you” signs which made her tear up

negatives:

had to spend five hours sitting on a bridge in the cold at 5:20am in order to get tickets

the concert was cut short bc like five people in a row passed out

i caught covid

#came back home and immediately got a jury duty summons tested postive for covid and received my dog’s ashes so. fun’s over lmao #anyway that line was crazyyyyy we were on all the news stations #getting there at 5am was NOT my initial plan but it became apparent that it was necessary if i wanted tickets #by 6:45 the line went from the venue down the bridge down the street and all the way down the other bridge across from me #did not expect to be watching the sun rise over the chicago river that morning lol #it was so so so cold and i was not dressed for it #the show was great tho she has such good energy and the new album is better live #sad we didn’t get to do most of the audience request songs but i hope all the people who passed out are ok… #also she was sweet when i met her but they rushed us through the line SO fast it was like 15 seconds

[the-shy-artisan]

i've got a date with a needle in like 30 mins.

...no it's not a tattoo, it's my next covid booster lmao

#paige chatter #i'm not brave enough for a tattoo... yet #but i did miss out on boosters at work; and people around me keep testing positive #i'd rather deal with the side effects of the booster than actually get covid lol #and i've had bad reactions for each i've received; so my night's gonna be ~fun~ #or maybe i'll be pleasantly surprised and not feel anything

[lunar-wandering]

...yknow. ever since i had covid in november, i've been noticing myself making more obvious spelling/grammar mistakes than i used to. (leaving words out of sentences, having to rewrite words multiple times to spell them right, forgetting to add an "s" to the end of a word, etc). The sheer increase in them frightens me tbh. like. im still recognizing that im messing up and am able to fix it afterwards, but the fact im messing up that often in the first place is just,,, weird. i didn't use to do that that often. anyways wear your masks folks-

#im literally SO SCARED that covid did something worse to me than i think #cause the rest of my family treats it like we all just had a bad cold #and that my concerns are unwarranted but like.... something's off man #istg if it turns out something in my brain got Fucked Up #because my brother refused to test himself and got all of us sick #im going to fucking lose it #there was also like. a weird shift in my emotions around that point as well #like. ive felt a bit more numb than usual #and i cant tell if its cause Somethign Got Fucked Up or if it's just cause it's winter hsdlfkjlskfjs

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I knew errands would one day be the end of me

Woke up sick with a sore throat and a headache. still haven't managed to drop laptop off at bested buy yet. am miserable. :(

#jablez i REALLY hope I didn't infect you while you were here #and if i did infect you i hope the incubation for this bug is like 3-4 days so you can have your lads weekend #its not covid i tested that already #but ough

[fereldanwench]

started getting really bad chills so covid test it is 😒

#t: wench.txt #this feels different than covid but covid is also the only time I've has chills like this so #although these fucking tests are borderline useless #I had a negative result when I did actually have it last year

[pc-98s]

guess whose whole (vaccinated) family has covid and is currently in their house

this guy

#I'M NOT SICK YET BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET COVID AGAIN I'M GONNA FLIP MY SHIT #my sister started having the same symptoms i did when it started so i convinced her to test #now everyone gotta test. please let my previous infection's immunity come through for me #since they all had the booster and still got sick #i do NOT want to get covid again since i already HAVE long covid

[rintosei]

GUESS WHO PASSED THEIR IB EXAM

#xue's ranting ༉‧₊˚. #ME I DID #HAJAJAJCJKSKDME #IM SO HAPPY #THE STRUGGLE I WENT THROUGH DURING MATH #OH MY GOD #I HATED IT SO MUCH #AND I HAD COVID DURING MY TEST SO I WAS ALONE #WHICH STRESSED ME OUT EVEN MORE #BUT OH MY GOD IM FINALLY FREE FROM IB #NO MORE IB FOR ME YIPEE #passing math was SHOCKING jesus christ #proud of myself fr #patting myself on the back #congrats me