i really didn't have "dennis catfishes mac and also remotely stimulates his prostate" on my bingo card for this ep i have to say
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The first time Greg petted Alex like some sort of small animal.
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if i had a nickel for every time colin robinson possessed one of his housemates in a plotline that had to do with getting said housemate laid, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
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suits (2011) is pretty good.
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missed my mouth while writing those tags and spilled coffee all over myself
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OH GOD that’s the one where he uses that lady’s car as a bomb to escape the guys who are hunting him and then instead of pressing charges like any normal person she takes him home because he looks like a Pathetic Sad Wet Cat and he has such a bad time he just leaves in the middle of the night and sometime later on she finds out “oh yeah the guy you adopted like a Pathetic Sad Wet Cat was actually a high-ranking hitman for an international mob ring” and she’s like “welp”
And then becomes a nun
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Not to sound terrible but. It's still just weirdly funny to me how Arian will be talking about how Stewy genuinely cares for Kendall and gunning for the shippers, and then meanwhile you'll have Jeremy saying "oh yeah Kendall and his father are like a pathogenic love story in a way."
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[while pointing a play sword at wilson] SAMANTHA. the soulless harpy you were married to before WE met.
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the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening
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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
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