#god im gonna die. im seriously gonna die

[oblisker]

this is literally the best video ever btw

#fred jones #scooby doo #scooby doo and the curse of the 13th ghost #fred scooby doo #scooby doo fred #scooby doo movie #i literally stimmed for every second of that video i think i’m going crazy #seriously holy shit you guys don’t understand #i love him so much oh my god im gonna die #he is the best ever literally ever oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! #AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #autism screaming #my wrists hurt.. #it’s my thing #Youtube

[bonnieisaway]

spoilers for like every second of scissor seven

#i almsot pissed myself laughing at cola getting shot in the face because i put a vineboom over it #help me god #scissor seven #killer seven #seven #thirteen #go away if you dont want to die #BOOM #im a shadow killer BOOM #of xuanwu BOOM #im laughing so fucknig hard #the whole point of this joke #was supposed to be that im not laughing at the tragic moments #and they were shocking #but now im fucking giggling #because i put a vine boom over a child getting fucking evaporated #oh my fucking god #im not gonna take a second of this show seriously ever again #help me jesus #heres some uh healing paste BOOM

[dmumt]

train was suddenly terminated as we pulled into a station so we all had to get off and find another train towards london except all those trains are also cancelled and delayed so why don’t we all just kill ourselves

#it was already delayed by over an hour because of the signal failure but they were like don’t worry we’re taking a diverted route #so we’re still gonna get to kgx just late . and then as we were pulling into peterborough they suddenly said oh we’re not going any further #sorry xoxo like hello??? u couldn’t have said this a few minutes earlier??? so the whole train had to quickly get off and now everyone is #packed onto one thameslink service to london . thank god i have a seat #and i also managed to get a snack in between the trains because i am hungry 😭 #but fml seriously i was supposed to be home by now #british train system i wish you a serious die honestly why does this always happen #real jjong singing oh it’s a little bit funny . no it’s not . nothing to laugh about in my life #will i get my money back is the real question . how do i even process this refund is it a cancellation or a delay im killing myself #.txt

[thefoulbeast]

first ever in life psych appointment i am nauseous with anxiety and like. struggling with the urge to cancel.

#but to cancel id have to make a phonecall and letsface it i wont do that #im so scared im so scared. what if k choke up and can't speak. wjat if the psych makes fun of me or doesn't take me seriously #wjat if she takes me too seriously and they gotta put me under watch #infeel like im gonna die #im also so so worried im not gonma get a hold of the prof i need which is a separate anxiety but im scared of the program director so much #and its really adding to the stress #oh god. oh fuck. not ready for anything!!! #need to shower and try and eat smth. ive slept so fitfully i feel like a live wire #text #personal #negative #not rlly but. idk idk.

[whump-queen]

SQUASH TIME SQUASH TIME THATS RIGHT FOLKS ITS BUTTERNUT SQUASH TIME

HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY COOKING SHOW

I HAVE FINALLY COOKED THE BUTTERNUT SQUASH AND HOOOHH BOY WE’RE IN FOR A TREAT TONIGHT FOLKS

I’m sure you’ve been wondering, ‘Akia, how was that squash??’ I’m positive it’s been on your mind. I’m sure you haven’t been able to SLEEP with the suspense of my Squash Saga — so hey listen, don’t worry, I got you.

FIRST OFF: not only did I score myself a lil BUTTERNUT— but I got FOUR squashes. That’s right, FOUR WHOLE DELIGHTS of the season! Paragons of autumn! Five stars! It’s SQUASH SEASON BABEYYY!!!!!

But today,, today!?!? It’s butternut squash time.

Aight we got ourselves a lil before and after the oven and! Wow!! That color! That crispiness!! That beautiful golden hue!!Gorgeous. 🤌 Irreplaceable. 🤌 She is truly one of the gems of this mortal life.

And we cut that beautiful bb squash open and ….. WOW! She STUNS us once again. Folks, just LOOK at that beautiful cross section! Truly Delightful!! Perfection!! I’m Speechless!!

And then we get our—our beautiful squash all plated up and she just, *sniff*— she just looks so beautiful up there, all finished,. god I’m so proud of her. So proud, she’s, come so far… my squash child..

Thanks for… for watching my cooking show *wipes tears* it’s been real y’all <3

Tagging you against your will Idgaf appreciate my squash: @whumpsday @whumpshaped @kira-the-whump-enthusiast @blood-is-compulsory

#*throws up a peace sign through emotional sobbing* #my DAUGHTER #my LITTLE SQUASH CHILD #I’m so proud of her 🥲🥲😭 #my lil squash baby #squash time #personal #akias cooking #bet you never thought you’d see this on a whump blog guess what neither did I but here we both are #but wait a sec… #if you’re here #.and IM HERE #then WHOSE FLYING THIS PLANE #seriously Wtf are we aboutta crash?? bro get ur ASS back in the cockpit WTF IS WRONG W U #I thought you went to PILOT SCHOOL OR SM #no??!!? you DIDNT?!? #then why THE FUCK #does your SHIRT say PILOT #god dammit we’re all gonna die aren’t we. #well it was nice knowing y’all don’t forget to subscribe to my channel #this has been squash time #thanks for joining us #stay tuned for next week where in rush a squash with my fist and eat the raw insides #the way NATURE INTENDED. #my post #shitposting #butternut squash #uwu #whump community #idgaf it’s whump community if I say it is god dammit

[shinkaishoujo103]

Are we gonna be able to see a glimpse of how much of a tyrant leo was during the war. animated. are we gonna get batshit leo like in the crush of judgement mv.

#god please i am fucking praying begging on my knees manifesting PLEAAAS GIVE US FERAL LEO #what if all my dreams become realized and we get a new song who's izuleo duet and leo goes feral in it. what if. #i would die. again. nooo there's no way that's ever gonna happen. im just delusional. #but. but what if. grips you. shaking you. WHAT IF. #saku rambles #btw i rewatched like that one izuleo promise animatic and im now fucking CRYING BRO THEY MAKE ME SO MISERABLE I. #they went through so much together and gave grown so much and i am so happy they're in a better place right now despite the hardships and i #i love them. genuinely. they seriously make me so ill im so insane. #how do you expect me to be normal in these conditions. i cant. im just a crazy girl

[lecliss]

OO has me in a fucking vice grip with the urge to lunge at Seph's throat!!!!!!! I can't fucking believe he convinced Kadaj to join him!!!!!! I'm gonna go fucking feral!!!! Leave my sonboy alone!!!!! He has no free will!!! He keeps being used for what Jenova wants cuz of the cells and he keeps being used by Seph as a remnant!!! Daj can never truly have something of his own accord cuz of the very meaning of his existence!!!!! He can never be an individual cuz of them, but without them he wouldn't exist!!!! LET HIM BE HIS OWN PERSON!!!!

And to top it off, Team Ninja dangles a Loz and Yazoo tease in my face after I just said I need Kadaj to have his real brothers back!!!! FUCK!!!! I FUCKING HATE FINAL FANTASY!!!!!!!

#i love kaien trying to help even tho this has nothing to do with him. thank you grandpa 🥺 #kadaj and repliku would be a match made in heaven. i want them to talk and go on a murder spree for funsies together #im gonna kill seph so fucking hard. i hate it here!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #at least now i know why kadaj and seymour team up to be ducklings to weiss. tho im not caught up to know how/why they leave seph yet #im just. im gonna die man. im so happy OO added kadaj and gave him so much development and i love that the game takes characters seriously #but god. do they have to keep tormenting MY FUCKING SON!?!?!?! #LET HIM RETURN TO HIS NEW MOM AND DAD (zack and aerith)!!!! GIVE HIM HIS LITTLE BROTHERS BACK!!!! GIVE HIM FUCKING FREE WILL!!!! FUCK!!!!! #its such a good time to be so abnormal about a 2005 one off sequel movie villain. genuinely. it just hurts at the same time #i also like how everyone's fine with kadaj and is even trying to help him cuz despite being morally gray. at least hes against seph. #so hes a good kid in their books 🥺 #brb gonna go speedrun the og 7 real quick so i can beat seph's ass in the name of my best boy #also when we get loz and yazoo i wonder if theyll be a joint unit like in brave exvius of if theyll be seperate but released back to back #like reno and rude 🤔 #i was expecting sonon or nero next but i do think they wont come until after part 2. while i want genesis most then. i would actually rather #have the baby bro duo if it means they have a real chance of getting in. i didnt actually believe it would be possible. but no it looks real

[fagoutboy]

immediately got 2 more incredibly nasty notes one specifically shitting on fob themselves after making those posts. Wow oh my god i think ive blocked about 10 ppl from that poll alone tonight

#GOD I FUCKING HATE BANDOM #(rupaul voice) Thats dumb. you should kill yourself #IM SERIOUSLY FEELING SO VIOLENT RN GET OFFFFF MY POSTS IF YOURE GONNA BE A PUSSY ASS BITCH #YOU JUST LITERALLY DO NOT GET HER. ALSO DIE. #txt

[accio-sabrina]

guess who's probably gonna be a dentist?

#i want to die #like seriously someone throw me in front of a train #i wanna rip my organs out #im gonna miss nbbs by like 20 marks #TWENTY MARKS OF QUESTIONS I KNEW BUT SOMEHOW RAN OUT OF TIME #I USED TO FINISH ALL MY MOCKS IN LIKE 3 HOURS WITH 20 MINS TO SPARE #AND I RAN OUT OF TIME #i have never been more not okay #hey is anyone in bds happy? #does bds ever feel like something normal? #i know dentists are important and all that #they earn well #its just #it feels like im making a degree out of my failure in neet #god what if i dont even score enough for bds #what if i got all the answers wrong

[homosexual-having-tea]

I'm reading a fic rn and I swear to god I'm about to start crying on the bus holy shit-

#if someone gave you a ring would you be married. depends on the person. if it was me? depends on the ring #SOMEONE SEDATE ME I CANNOT BE SANE ABOUT THAT LINE HOLY FUCKING JESUS SHIT OH MY GOD #SERIOUSLY THE WATERWORKS ARE STARTING IM GONNA DIE-

[pepprs]

the way i am going to need to be tranquilized and sedated to get through tomorrow. god fucking help me

#purrs #particularly from like 1:30-3:30 specifically. i do not know how i will be able to get work done. i do not know how i am going to be able to #not fucking die. i really feel like i am going to pass out. i can’t do this i really truly genuinely cannot #every time i remember. like just… there are implications of this i have not even THOUGHT OF yet. that haven’t even crossed my MIND that are #still so engrained in my life and way of thinkjng and being. and i don’t know ifim gonna make her uncomfortable or panicked or guilty by #sobbing my eyes out not to mention other people witnessing that but there is NO WAY im gonna be able to not sob hysterically. this is #legitimatelt one of the most painful things that has ever happened to me in my whole life which says something about how much pain i have #experienced as a human being and how ridiculous it is that im freaking out over this LOL. but ummmmmm. this is……. this is so bad. i think #everything after tomorrow will be very hard (because i’ll miss her terribly) but it’ll be okay because it’s like this is the reality and now #we have to just like move forward and yeah im gonna have breakdowns on here abt how i feel like we aren’t properly grieving it or whatever a #and how i want time to like cope with it and not keep movi ng at 38472974mph WHILEALSO trying to not convey panic. but it’s been this #excruciating mindfuck of a situation bc she’s still HERE. STILL USING THE ‘WE’ THE DAY BEFORE SHE LEAVES! LIKE WHAT IS GOING ONBNNN THE COGN #COGNITIVE FUCKING DISSONANCE OF IT ALL!!!!! and like seeing her and having her stuff still around and whatever is um. it’s bad. it’s really #making it hard for me to accept that this is happening. so tomorrow is it then and we will drag ourselves through it and i swear to god i #will be hysterically crying. maybe even as i walk in and see her there knowing it’s the last time. LOL. like how do i not…. omgggggggg 😍😍😍😍😍 #this is so so so bad. why is this happening. not only is it embarrassing and humiliating but it’s like girl thisis an office this is work it #it’s really not that big a deal. BUT IT IS. TO US. TO ME. WHY IS SHE DOING THIS? i am about to punch the WALL. but nothing will help or make #it better until time passes or if she randomly decides not to do it. idk .i just can’t believe it. im so angry and sad and hurt and scared. #tomorrow will straight up kill me. it really actually seriously will. i don’t know how im gonna get through it. LOL #delete later

[workof-tortured-poetsdepartment]

falling on bed till sleep is horror these days

#my brain seriously needs to chill #all this thoughts and weird dreams and anxiety #might be dead some night yk #waking up in middle of sleep at 3 am or 5 somedays #not having fulfiling sleep and yeah #weird quality ones #god im so anxiety driven these days over every little thing hehe im so done for hehe #im gonna die someday cause of this insane delusion

[loud-whistling-yes]

I've always hated that book

Ok but seriously, and I'm not joking, at this point I'm willing to just give this away for free to anyone who wants it. My god I hate this thing so much someone who plans to marry and have kids and own cars and doesn't hold an extremely long standing grudge on an ex friend please just take it this thing its so stupid and terrible but such a waste of paper if I threw it away

#vent art #i fucking guess??? #but seriously this book is the bane of my existence NO ONE I KNOW WANTS IT 😭😭😭 #SERIOUSLY GUYS ITS A GOOD BOOK PLEASE TAKE IT I DONT WANT IT PLEASE #IT PROBABLY COSTED LIKE 100 RINGGIT AND ITS HARDCOVER AND SHIT ID DIE INSIDE IF I THREW IT IN THE TRASH #someone who wants it i swear to god please #do me and you a favour and just grab it #for free #anyways if someone gives me another fucking diary for my birthday tomorrow im gonna smack them with this fucker #but tomorrows gonna be a good day #im gonna have so much fun #would be more poetic if i could. yknow. get this stupid book out of my life though. just saying.

[blonding]

NEW VOXTROT ALBUM DROPPED TODAY EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP NEOW

#life changing like seriously #im literally gonna die when i see them in concert #OH GOD I FEEL SICK THINKING ABOUT IT #P

[pizzapizzadickz]

I wanted to be sober for my mom's birthday tomorrow. So rather than getting high I got drunk! Smart choice!!!

#diary #personal #alcohol #high #self harm #seriously tho. like. being high is better than drunk bc i can just pass out for like 7h and still feel my memory fucked the next day. #but when im drunk i still *unfortunately* exist. so like. i wanna cut so bad bc i tend to when drunk. but like i wont ig #man i hate existing. i think this is why im not sober like ever lately. i just. dont wanna exist so this is the next best thing. #so long as i cant really function im happy tbh #disordered eating #!!! i ate too much today. i had cookies n baking and pizza. fuck i hate it. im also gonna eat a lot tomorrow how anoying #Oh but i should get some candy to eat while high tomorrow!!! how fucking nice #suicidal ideation #god i wanna just fucking die lately. like. drugs are the only alternative i think. idk. #like from the time im awake i basicslly hate it. and while im intoxicated i wanna actively off myself. #hahahaha this is just like all those other nights i hold nyself back from doing something stupid #man this is gonna become my new normal lmao. #im planning on getting so fucking high tomorrow night #i cant fucking handle being sober i hate it. i just hate it all its too much so im self medicating lmao #im sorry to all ppl i talk to. you sure as hell wont be getting a sober person to talk to anytime soon #lmao fucking hell i hate myself so fucking much. haha. fuck. #drunk

[carmenbathwater]

god help me im genuinely thinking abt that accursed thing

#the vore fic #im gonna explode and die to death so hard but on god im attached to the idea of it #every day i wake up and treat crack seriously