#nope thank you

[sauerland-2001]

Just checked the Young R*yals tag after ages again and my god, people weren’t kidding, it’s the Skam fandom, with all the same antics that made people roll their eyes the first time around

#people need to chill #the arguing #the accusations #the speculation #nope thank you

[asexxxualauthor]

I think the best part of finishing Burrow's End is the moment about six or so hours later, where you're chilling in the shower or in the middle of dinner, and you suddenly realize that the tape—you know, that tape—wasn't all five of the Firsts dog-piling and murdering Dr. Winnebago, but literally just Phoebe. And just that one stoat was enough to cause the carnage the kids found in the store room and turn the doctor into a Meat Dave when she didn't even know how to speak human yet.

#dimension 20 #burrow's end #d20 spoilers #burrows end spoilers #hey aabria what the fuck? like what the actual fuck? #I am all for grizzly death and body horror in my D&D campaigns but that is absolutely fucked up #like when I first heard that recording it was horrifying as hell #I'm right there with Brennan being #nope no thanks I'm out #but once you get the extra information from Silence's notes and we find out that it was just Phoebe who went into the store room #like it's so obvious but holy fuck aabria! #that was fucked up!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Danse Macabre

[Commission]

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #marcille donato #winged lion #better drawn mdzs #<- art tag I really need to change. #Turns out the secret to drawing better was having someone offer you money to draw. #I jest. I just had a blast with this prompt and I seriously appreciate the commissioner for letting me have the chance to push myself. #And for giving me permission to post! Hi! If you're seeing this: thank you again! #Let me be clear: no I don't quite know where this came from. It just happened. My chakras unblocked for a few hours. #You too can unblock my chakras with money and commission me to draw cool art B*) #We are so far off from when this is relevant so this one is really just for the manga readers. *****Spoiler notes ahead: #So...As someone who read dungeon meshi monthly for many years....I admit to not seeing Marcille becoming the dungeon lord coming #Hilarious too; re-reading and watching the show made me realize that this outcome is pretty strongly foreshadowed. #Ryoko Kui distracts you by putting the focus on Laios being the 'one to break the curse' but nope! #This was the culmination of her goals and desires. #And - for those who did not have to suffer as us monthly readers did: #YES. WE NEARLY ALL THOUGHT THAT MARCILLE HAD TO DIE. #The last 20 or so chapters were a constant spiral of: 'Oh this story isn't going to have a happy ending is it?' #She just keeps losing herself! The winged lion plays her like a puppet and she is his perfect doll! So full of conviction!

[sunny-rants]

Angel Torres is truly a multifaceted character:

he’s The Guy In The Chair. the expert. the genre-aware character. he figured out The Cloud. but he also gives off major dude bro energy. he’s every customer service worker ever. talks like a depressed teenager who just shotgunned a red bull. overshared about his ex-girlfriend and then inserted himself into a ufo investigation. he watches the history channel after midnight. but he’s also a final girl. as soon as his car turned off he booked it to the house, grabbed a knife and hid under a table. I though my guy was a goner but dude tied himself up with barbed wire and a tarp and survived. I’m obsessed.

#let’s all say thank you brandon perea #nope #angel torres #nope film #nope movie #nope 2022 #nope spoilers #nope jordan peele #angel nope #nope angel #brandon perea

[blue-mood-blue]

I’ve grown to appreciate the aus where Shen Yuan enters the story as “Shen Yuan” - same name, probably similar face, generally able to interact with PIDW as himself and change the story through his added presence. I like the sense of “if only you’d been here, things might have been better the first time around” of it all.

And I was thinking, it’s a funny coincidence in that scenario that someone named Shen Yuan gets put into… another Shen Yuan. What are the chances? What a weird twist of fate that Airplane would pick out the name that his most dedicated critic could slip into seamlessly.

What about a version where it’s not coincidence at all?

Airplane goes to school with a kid named Shen Yuan. He’s prickly and hard to approach and a little intense, but Airplane is persistent. In fairness, Airplane is relentless - and maybe it’s a good thing that they end up being friends, because they’re a little too much for anyone else to handle. They balance each other out. They’re the “weird kids” in class and they’re okay with that, because even when they don’t have any words for it, they know they’re not like their classmates, not really. That’s okay; they don’t want to be.

Recesses and breaks are consumed with the elaborate stories that Airplane wants to tell, and all the holes Shen Yuan pokes into them. It’s not mean-spirited, though, even though Shen Yuan isn’t the kind to temper his words. It’s passionate. He cares about those stories the way Airplane cares about them, and it can’t be mistaken for anything else when they lean together conspiratorially across the lunchroom table. They’ve both got notebooks filled with details and characters and monsters. Shen Yuan’s practically got a whole bestiary sketched out in wobbly childhood attempts at art, entries fervently scrawled beside them. Airplane prattles out plots nonstop, always with the promise of shining eyes and being asked “what happens next?”

They come up with a whole world together. Airplane’s going to write about it someday. Shen Yuan is going to read every word.

Shen Yuan misses school. Shen Yuan starts missing school a lot.

Airplane goes to the hospital room instead. He doesn’t think to worry, because Shen Yuan is okay - that’s what he says. He looks okay, and he’s a kid, and it doesn’t feel real that anything bad should happen to a kid. He doesn’t think to worry. He doesn’t think to say goodbye.

It’s one of the older Shen brothers who catches him on the way up to the room one day, in the hallway just outside - snaps at him to go the fuck home, and when Airplane hesitates, pushes him into the elevator and tells him not to come back. “Tells” is a generous way to describe the way the words come out - a growl, a hiss, the sound an animal would make when a hand got too close to a wound.

(It’s not fair to name a villain after him, even if the name never really comes up in the story. He wasn’t trying to be mean. He’d lost a brother minutes before, and he was getting his brother’s friend out of the way so he didn’t have to… see. It isn’t fair, but then, none of it is fair.)

Death feels very real after that.

The notebooks get shoved into a closet, and it’s not until Airplane’s moving out and one falls on him from a high shelf that he thinks about it again. He’s written things, lots of things, but nothing as ambitious as this - nothing as important. It could be good, he considers. He’d promised. Shen Yuan wanted to read it.

The problem was that no one else does, not for a long time, not until Airplane has whittled himself and his art into a corner and into such an unfamiliar shape that he has to wonder how it’s still his own face he sees in the mirror. He has to eat. He has to pay rent. Shen Yuan would yell at him, but Shen Yuan isn’t there to yell at him, and who cares. Who cares if it could have been better? The people who actually are here love it, and it’s paying his bills, and sometimes stories don’t go the way they’re supposed to and the world is fucking unfair. It doesn’t matter.

(It does. But he shoves that thought away along with styrofoam cups and soda bottles to the bottom of a garbage bag.)

Authors are not gods and their power is limited, but Airplane exercises just a sliver of what he’s been granted and gifts an inconsequential sort of immortality. He thinks about making him a rogue cultivator, maybe the kind that goes around documenting beasts and compiling his findings. He thinks about making him someone too powerful for death to touch, or too important to threaten, but when Airplane looks at the world he crafted and everything that’s become of it, it feels like the kindest thing he can do for Shen Yuan is a childhood where he’s loved, and a death that’s peaceful. What does it say about that world, that he’d kill off his best friend too early again instead of making him live there?

(The best writing he ever does is the only, shining moment of humanity that his scum villain ever displays: a lament about death that comes too early, about a brother gone too soon. The commenters praise him. The commenters flatter over how real the emotions feel. The commenters don’t get any response from Airplane on that chapter.)

Death is incredibly real when it comes for him too early, too, still hovering over his keyboard with the story technically finished and incredibly incomplete. Airplane could tell himself that’s because the written version can never be the version in the writer’s head, always shifting and with every possibility still on the table, but he knows better than that. The System knows better than that, with its condescending message about “improving” his writing and “closing plot holes” and “achieving his original vision”...

…and he’s a child again. He’s a child in his own story, he’s Shang Qinghua now without the benefit yet of a peak or cultivation or anything, and maybe he’s a little bitter, and a little scared, and…

And Shen Yuan - with longer hair, with robes, with a couple of older kids watching him from across the street, but undeniably the prickly little boy who used to sit down imperiously across from him and tell him everything that was wrong with the chuck of writing that had been handed to him last period, but with that smile that said he was only invested because he knew it could be better and they were going to make it better - marches up to him with a fire in his eyes and a frown that warns of a coming tirade.

“You told it wrong,” is the first thing he says.

Shang Qinghua wants to ask how him how he’s here, how this is possible, or maybe laugh because, yeah - yeah, Shen Yuan has no goddamn idea how wrong he got absolutely everything.

(Shang Qinghua wants to say “I missed you” and “why did you leave so soon” but he’s here now. He’s right here.)

“I know,” he says instead. “I’m sorry. It all kind of… spiraled out of control.”

Shen Yuan frowns, but then it dissipates the way it always does, and his eyes shine with ideas the way they always used to. “That’s okay,” he relents, grabbing for his hand. “We’ll fix it. We’ll make it what it was supposed to be.”

#scum villain self saving system #svsss #shang qinghua #shen yuan #airplane shooting towards the sky #this got more into the feelings than i thought it would #surprising no one #anyway just! childhood friends au! as a reason for a shen yuan insert! #obviously he is not going to die as a child in this version #shang qinghua would not have that nope not again #also pls consider poor shen jiu who looks at this child that shen yuan has picked out for a best friend like '...really? that one??' #(it's up to you if he's shen yuan's actual brother from his first life) #(put there's a part of me that likes the idea that shen jiu also gets a second chance to spend more time with his brother) #a second chance for them to grow up together! #THAT SAID #RIP TO SHANG QINGHUA #WHEN SHEN YUAN IS OLD ENOUGH TO LEARN ABOUT ALL THE PAPAPA #the LOOKS shang qinghua is going to get #anyway here have a thing because I CANNOT add another au to my drafts thank you and goodbyyyyye

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"[Rogue], if something asks if you are food, you say NO."

– our Echo Knight

#shit my players say #rpg #submission #dnd #nope nope nope #thank you captain obvious

[beanghostprincess]

"Sabo is going to die" no because if Oda kills one of Luffy's brothers for the fourth fucking time I am going to riot and burn everything down

#and also i love him so he can't die thank you for coming to my ted talk #first uta then sabo then ace then sabo again?????? nope! #one piece #revolutionary sabo #monkey d. luffy #asl brothers

[brewed-pangolin]

Just thinking about Soap's uncut, thick cock and how it curves up just right and to the left to hit that sweet spot.

Send tweet.

Send help.

#soap squad™️ #hes Scottish for God's sake #they dont cut em like we do across the pond #besides its kinda fun #pull it back expecting a unicorn? #nope its a dick #and a pretty one at that #just over six inches #nice thick vein running down to the base #with a very pronounced head #and boy is he thiccccc #pretty much just perfect #been thinking about it all day #enough tags already? #good #thank you for coming to my soap dick tag tedtalk #johnny soap mactavish #the brainrot of Captain MacTavish #soap mactavish #cod soap

[hazzybat]

This interview was like 3 minutes and I got hours of joy from it

#thanks everyone for the terrible outfit suggestions #song is The Special Two by Missy Higgins btw #i love Jure nopeing out in the first 3 seconds #joker out #jure maček #kris guštin #bojan cvjetićanin #nace jordan #jan peteh #hopefully you all enjoy this as much as the other one #memes

[pedro-pascal]

NOPE + letterboxd/reddit comments (credit)

#nope #jordan peele #daniel kaluuya #keke palmer #steven yeun #nopeedit #letterboxd reviews #filmedit #horroredit #scifiedit #* #i was finally able to watch i'd like to thank god but also jesus #SHOOKETH TO THE CORE!! #i understood nothing but by watching a bunch of videos and reading comments everywhere i finally grasped it and it was so good!!! #the first review is peak comedy thank you 24framesofnick

[lamardeuse]

when buddie goes canon I say we all chip in for a massive cake to be sent to the set thanking Jennifer Love Hewitt for correctly saying Maddie would want to bang Chimney, not Eddie and thus lighting the match for the most amazing slow burn in queer television history

#buddie #jlh the original buddie warrior #thank you for your service #she said nope I want Kenny and that was so valid of her #and Eddie still needed someone to help raise his kid so...hm how about Buck? He's free

[possiblyawesometmblr]

here's my theory based on the trailer: vanessa is a bold-faced liar. because look at this. this shot right here.

abby is stood well within lunging reach of foxy. she's right there. and sure, this could just be foxy getting distracted in the moment, but look at abby. she's not backed away. her hands aren't thrown up in defense, she doesn't even look scared.

if their goal was to "make her like them", they should be attacking her, right? at the very least, abby should be scared or something, but she's not.

my guess right now is that the animatronics and the kids inside are likely trying to protect abby from becoming like them. but vanessa can't let mike know that. she has to keep him distracted from the real person who's out to get abby --

the same one who got the original five.

#it's just strange to me that there aren't any shots of the animatronics actually attacking abby if that's their goal #you would expect at least one right? #but nope. nothing. she is never in a shot with an animatronic that's actually going for her #granted they did some good editing to make you feel like they are #but if you pay close attention there's always a cut or a scenery change #also if vanessa isn't revealed to be a follower of afton i'll be shocked #that's basically her entire character at this point #i don't see what helping mike does for her and afton unless she's actively laying down red herrings for him #fnaf #fnaf movie #vanessa fnaf #abby schmidt #mike schmidt #mike afton #william afton #theory #but that's just a theory a tumblr theory thanks for reading

[time-slink]

hello >///< can you pls draw a pacific lamprey? I love your artwork, esp the colors you choose!

?? genuinely in love with this beast

#my art #asks #art asks #gods silliest creature…… #i was expecting a ray with an a when i googled her. nope #everything abt this thing facisnates me. shaped like the worlds longest ocarina. they also come in banana yellow. the mouth. #the way it looks kinda like a big ol shnozz #fish #i think some people are bothered by them? so tagging jic #thank you so much anon both for the compliment and for teaching me about a new animal

[restinthewest]

What do you do when a loose dog surprises you and your unfriendly-to-strange-dogs-dog when you’re chilling outside your house? You step back and hope for the best!

#I could have shut up 85% more than I did #hallow: I hate you! don’t move! I’ll fuck you up! but wait… friend… play? nope! fuck you! but what if? #other dog was the chillest ever (thank god) so hallow decided she was friend #dog had a tag and got picked up by her owner #alls well that ends well

[thebibliosphere]

Logged into Twitter to see if it was dead yet and immediately saw that #Republican #Nuclear #theCDC and #Voldemort were trending like:

#nope #no thank you

[elmorapper]

thanks jordan peele for fucking me up for life

#SUCH A DISTURBING FILM #it was good but also....YOWHCH #anyways i loooove you oj haywood #oj haywood #otis jr haywood #nope 2022 #nope #nope movie #art #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #EDIT: omg tysm for all the attention this post is getting!!! i rlly do appreciate it #EDIT: 1k+ notes ???? 😭😭 THANK YOUUUU