Uncanny Vash fanarts : ominously staring, stood awkwardly hunched over, appearing behind people with no warning.
Me, who is autistic: hahaha, I do that.
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The multi-gender urge to dress like an absolute slut and then stay home and do nothing
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So I'm playing armored core 6 and I have made the executive decision until I get my four legs I'm going to put a Balls <3 Decal on my Mech's rack and a Twink tattoo on the forehead.
The only reason I'm not rocking akimbo Bazookas is cus the cowards at FromSoft won't let me fire em both at once.
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Laundry Day - Chapter 1
Relationship: Astarion/The Dark Urge, Astarion/Githyanki OC, Astarion/Non-binary OC
Words: 3,371
Tags: Pre-relationship, Act 1 (Baldur's Gate), Dark Comedy, Hurt/Comfort (eventually), Bitter Strangers to Toxic Lovers (to Exes to ???), Drowning as Foreplay Attempt, Idiots in... well - it's not love exactly, Mutually Destructive Relationships, Astarion Bite Scene
Summary:
In which Astarion attempts to console their more demented, dagger-happy githyanki companion over their bloody laundry.
First chapter of my fic is up! Please enjoy these beautifully batshit characters going slightly feral for each other <3
Please also be mindful of the trigger warnings for this chapter: it includes suicidal ideation and self-harm. It's mostly darkly comic in tone.
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durge, pre-tadpole: my pronouns? you could not even begin to conceive of my pronouns. i spit on your gender binary, on your childish notions of personhood. there is nothing in any language in this pitiful world to describe who i am, what i am, and you would be a fool to even try
durge, post-tadpole: my pronouns? idk man, i just work here
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AO3 Masterpost
New to this, so no idea how I should format this
Most of the stuff on my account right now is old, completely abandoned, probably cringy, so explore at your own peril — but here's my more recent stuff.
(You can also ask my WIPs)
Baldur's Gate 3
FWB (Friends with Beets)
Default Dark Urge/Trans Enver Gortash
Dead Three's Dream Team
An AU where Ascendant Astarion is Myrkul's Chosen, Gale is Bane's Chosen, and the three of you had a relationship and formed the Absolute plot together.
Reader is Durge: AFAB, gender neutral, literally whatever vanilla race you want (make sure you read the notes and have the appropriate option active). Class is irrelevant.
Sexually explicit one-shots, with a bit of plot stringing them together. You can read as a series, or just one offs if only some interest you.
The Vampire Lord
Astarion/Reader, amnesia, virginity kink
The Ambitious Wizard
Gale/Reader, bloody sex, dom!Durge, service top Gale
Mirror
Astarion/Reader/Gale, shape-shifting, Astarion selfcest
Throne
Astarion/Reader/Gale, public nudity, spanking, throne sex
A Willing Sacrifice
AFAB, gender neutral reader, non-scaly tall race. Sexually explicit
Astarion/Reader/Gale, roleplay, god-lite!Gale accepts an offering in exchange for helping spawn!Astarion walk in the sun
Avatar
Learning to Breathe
Quaritch/Spider. Unrated (blurs the line between mature and explicit. This one's plot focused)
Role reversal AU, good Navi!Quaritch, hybrid!Spider, pseudo incest, ftm Spider
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I SHAVED MY HEAD TODAY
LIKE FULLY SHAVED IT
I HAVE NEVER FELT SO FREE
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