origins is set in ferelden because if you tried to explain the mere concept of orlais to a freshly out of dust town brosca they'd let the darkspawn win
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@gamblingrimsley (from ask)
"Starting offer is 150% of your old monthly salary for the summer, but I can strongarm 'em into double. I'll pay for the flight myself if the suits don't want to."
Oh, man, she's tired. She's been arguing with the suits about what to do this year nonstop for the past week. Half of the gym leaders would only have time for all of the expected challengers if they literally didn't sleep. Which, evidently, was just fine by the administrative officials. Every other solution she'd proposed had either taken so long to go through approval that it wouldn't even be effective in time or were just outright rejected.
"That fucking school they just built make the expected numbers for this summer skyrocket. I can't get a new real gym set up in time, much less the two we'd need to give Burgh and Elesa a reasonable schedule. So you and Iris are my stopgap right now."
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collection of 18 500by500 px icons of scott summers aka cyclops requested by anonymous, with art by kevin wada & pepe larraz. credit appreciated but not necessary. twitter credit to 616scarletvizh. see icon page for full sets, feel free to ask for other colours or characters.
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my nose legitimately started bleeding when i saw the cat costume. hello ???
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maomao is so perfect like she respects the man who raised her will always listen to what he says. doesn't feel emotions strongly. hates her biological father just because. is forever loyal to the consort she served. loves money. bought a gift for that one girl who always shared gossips with her as she couldn't afford it herself liked seeing the girl happy and adored her as a lil sister even shed a tear when read her letter. is extremely good at connecting the dots. is always worried about that child consort and her heart was warmed to see the child found someone who cares for her. would harshly judge you if you didn't think the celestial nymph eunuch wasn't the most beautiful creature in the whole of creation. would run to save someone's life even getting punched wouldn't stop her. doesn't get affected by all the hanky-pankys that goes around her. might even give you her important hair stick if you are important to her. cares about her three sisters so much she'll make sure they end up with the kind of men they prefer. would hold a grudge against you if you chose her birth mother instead of her sister. very chill. can just casually wonder about the size of boobs of women the same way she always wonders about the missing equipment of the eunuchs. always thinking about abortion medicines is always making abortion medicines. loves experimenting with herbs and poisons. loves eating snakes would be extra happy if you locked her in a room with snakes as a punishment. wants to give birth once because she wants to eat her own placenta. very open-minded. always gives it her all
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I have a lot of favorite Bleach moments/characterizations, but one of my favorite is during FKT arc when "I am a god" Sosuke Aizen decides to harass Ichigo's high school friends/acquaintance in some whole new level of petty bitch disease. Not kill. Not attack. Fucking harass. He's bored. Oh there's Ichigo's high school friends? I'm gonna cause problems on purpose. Maybe this will make him show up faster.
Troll level 10000.
Shits too funny. Favorite villain.
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leaving phantom norma open on paint tool sai in an attempt to jumpscare my future self
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Guys what's going on on YouTube?
I saw someone censor autism. I saw someone write queercoding with the 3s instead of Es. I saw someone writing erotic as fucking er0t1c. THEY CENSORED. THE WORD EROTIC. FUCKING EROTIC??? When was THAT a bad word.
I swear to God what the fuck.
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Hestia and Nico play Minecraft together, and they have a little survival world they take care of with each other. I know this is canon because they just told me so actually.
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no kelleher clean sheet on st patrick’s day erm universe this is not very coybig of you
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shutting down my laptop for a few hours. have sweet dreams my beautiful mechanical beast <3
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so we've got falsesymmetry and falsesymmetry_
which one's from hels?
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i would name a cat jean jacket
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