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everyone in inquisition: magic was never meant to be touched by dwarves like this... the inquisitor is playing with forces beyond their understanding... i cannot imagine the toll it's taking on them... how much more they can handle.........

Cadash and Dagna fucking around & throwing random shit at the anchor just to see if something funny happens:

#varric when the ground starts shaking and a familiar red light appears over them: ✌️🫥 #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #cadash #inquisitor cadash #dagna #my posts

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if YOU were to fumble a dwarven woman there would be nothing on this earth that would bring you joy no therapy that would fix you no riches that would make it worth it people would look you in the eyes and see nothing behind them think before making alistair king

#not gonna lie this is barely disguised anora propaganda but are you gonna tell me i'm wrong? #dragon age #dragon age origins #aeducan #dwarf noble origin #brosca #dwarf commoner origin #alistair theirin #my posts

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warriors at the proving: stone met my friend you HONOR me with this fight this encounter is a privilege i shall treasure this memory forever 🫶

Brosca, wearing a stolen armor that smells like sweat and hating every second of it:

#dragon age #dragon age origins #brosca #dwarf commoner origin #my posts

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i don't see why they couldn't simply shift genre mid-production and make the next dragon age game a survival horror set entirely in the deep roads. losing money is fine lol

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graphic design is my passion <3

#dragon age #dragon age origins #dragon age awakening #dragon age inquisition #dragon age absolution #oghren #sigrun #bianca davri #valta #shaper valta #lacklon #my posts #text post meme -

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#hey man three golds are three golds #dragon age #dragon age origins #dragon age 2 #my posts

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duncan leaves orzammar and turns to his new recruit to see them looking like this

#genuinely. has this joke been made yet? searching the tags turns up nothing for me #dragon age #dragon age origins #aeducan #dwarf noble origin #brosca #dwarf commoner origin #my posts

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Noooo you made me think of Oghren's kid. You see two dwarves going absolutely nuts on some darkspawn and when they take of their helmets it's Oghren and the nugget (with that shocking red hair) sharing a look and then "eheh you uh you better not say a word to your mother about this. I'm still sore from when I taught you how to swing a battleaxe the right way" and then lil'nugget " she won't know if you don't tell her"

ooof now i'm thinking about this too 🥺

#bioware please. please you're no stranger to retcons. let oghren have this w #ask -

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I started replaying dwarven commoner and I forgot how hilarious that fucker truely is. "I'm the king of Orzammar, heard you were single" and all the "Leske, I'm holding a weapon. Stop talking about my sister like that"

true lol brosca simply does not have an impulse control. they'll find the most unhelpful thing to say in any given situation, think well what are they gonna do about it? strip me of my caste? and then open their mouth

#ask -

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howe would piss aeducan the fuck off but for all the wrong reasons. the gang is horrified to discover he's keeping a bann's son prisoner and torturing him for good measure and aeducan is like oh he needs to die. every self-respecting noble i know would have this as plan C at most and this fucker leads with that? embarassing. if an honor proving is out of the question here at the very least start by going after some distant cousin damn

#dragon age #dragon age origins #aeducan #dwarf noble origin #my posts

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final fantasy nine is lucky to be such an exceptional work with incredible amounts of genuine love and care poured into every single aspect of it that even now, well over two decades after its original release, serves as a perfect showcase of what the franchise can truly be at its best. One everyone should play at least once in their lives to experience a truly phenomenal piece of art that will stay with them forever.. . otherwise it would have been on sight why do the dwarves look like that you bitch

#and look how they massacred my boy (gilgamesh finalfantasyfive) #yearly Technically Not A Dragon Age Post But #my posts

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replaying through a mother's hope is sooo humiliating to me i'll be screaming crying and all that about how it's one of origins' most underrated quests, how it's ~grey morality~ done right, how some outcomes might feel better than others but even then there's no real happy ending and it all comes down to what you think it's the right thing to do/the best course of actions (and if the two things ever align!!) and then i'll look at my computer screen and see this

#ruck my most pathetic beloved. my sad wet cat of a guy. my shaking chihuahua even #dragon age #dragon age origins #my posts

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to me, this is cadashwall (blackwall is the wife)

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #cadash #inquisitor cadash #blackwall #thom rainier #my posts

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what it feels like playing a very tradition honoring aeducan when bodahn tells you why he left orzammar

#i'm so sorry my business-savvy king #*through tears* it's what my character would do #dragon age #dragon age origins #aeducan #dwarf noble origin #bodahn feddic #my posts #guns -

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you are literally the most important dragon age blog in existence please never change 🙏

🥺 omg?? Thank you aha!

#this is too sweet lmao i just like being annoying on the internet #ask -

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what the hell did lacklon ever do in absolution? complaining all the way through? and looking good doing it? have his big beautiful doe eyes taking up 89% of the screen?? i'm in love with him

#dragon age #dragon age absolution #lacklon #my posts

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the fact that there's NOTHING to be gained from the "I am of no caste or clan" line... you're already in deep shit by that point and openly mocking the entire warrior caste (and the way orzammar works with them) like that will only make things harder for you...🥂 honestly mx brosca the character that you are. the cunt that you serve

#is this anything #dragon age #dragon age origins #brosca #dwarf commoner origin #my posts