#new job vibes

[swampstew]

Just a quick check-in

I probably won't be as active in the following few weeks since I'm starting a new job, but I'm still around! Just can't fuck around on my phone during business hours as usual🥲

I still plan to post new content and my fics, but until I get a better understanding of my new schedule and expectations, I'mma just vibe daydreaming about my husband

#raven announces #ask box always open #requests closed #events closed #commissions closed #raven is roosting #new job vibes #wish me luck! #my hair and nails look goooooood

[suntails]

toot toot!

#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me #he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious #lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy #i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN #it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close #suntails #i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card #and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier #then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week #so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad

[regonold]

Danny just sort of gives off this vibe that something is wrong or he's up to something now most places this would turn you away from potential jobs

Gotham tho danny is being offered jobs on the street heck people are asking him if he has any jobs the people here are just so kind!

Meanwhile with the bats they know he's up to something he talks cryptically in the phone goons are talking about how he's an amazing boss (as good as redhood!) And he's been seen applying for jobs what is he up to

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #Danny's vibes are weird #it's like looking at a supervillain about to monologue #really hes just fresh out of college needing a job #but in Gotham that's nothing new

[codgod]

at least we know who you are

#.png #qsmp #qsmp a1 #egg a1 #uuuh idk how to tag the other one #qsmp memories egg #child death #i normally don’t tag that for whatever reason #but i feel like maybe i should this time?? idk #also! memories has pink and green on their outfit #because i’m going with the vibe that they were intended for the new members #and most of them have either pink or green on their skins so. yea #very simple kinda scuffed outfit because i’m picturing them as a rush job like richas #they were just kinda shoved into whatever was lying around #and the feather is from their book and quill

[treefish]

#ts4 #sims 4 #interior #trying to recreate the vibes from my old sims 3 gameplay #very tempted to reinstall tbh #if i could sink myself into setting up a save i would but it takes forever #and i have a lot to do this weekend and start my new job on monday #hmph

[plant-dad-sulu]

So I go by Nick with most of my friends at this point and use any pronouns and theyre all very good about switching it up sometimes but one of my friends primarily refers to me as "he" which is cool i dont care but it didnt register to me as an issue until i met up with him and some of his straight friends a while back and on seeing me they all had identical looks on their faces like they were short circuiting and one even asked my friend "this is Nick?" At which point i realized they were probably expecting a cis man and not a fem person in a crop top with boobs and so on and now i eagerly await the day i meet more of his friends just to see it happen again because why have a gender if ur not gonna be funny about it

#nottrek #gender stuff #it was on the same level as when i was getting a tour of a new job #and the person was like 'and womens bathrooms are over there! ...and... gender neutral is... there' #because my hawaiian shirt threw them off #or when people would be talking to a group of girls and me and go 'and we all get boyfriends!' or whatever and then #after a moment 'or girlfriends' #that moment of hesitation where they realized they just said something Straight or Cis #and remember i am there and give off queer vibes #guess this'll be a lifelong thing then #hilarious let me at them

[mushtoons]

shout out the abusive parents 💥 ✊ 🔥💯 can always count on you to ensure I'll have a stroke and die due to stress before im 40 🙏 can't get that kind of reliability from just anywhere 🥺 💯 🔥🔥🔥

#dad: complains about our job #us: quits #dad: complains about us being unemployed #us: gets a new better job #dad: bitches that we have to use his car #like dude we cant fuckin win #wouldnt have this problem if our mother didn't sell our truck when we were in the hospital for a lemon car just because she wanted to?¿???? #explodes 🤯💥 #us having to support a grown woman who is supposed to be our mother a meth addicted dad our brother and his whole lil family and ourselves #and they wonder why we're always broke and cant get us a new truck #like??? geez i dont know man #wood wide web #bad vibe hours

[becca-e-barnes]

Becca, do you have any more dbf!bucky masturbating thots to spare? Pls any crumbs will do🙏🏻❤️

This should technically belong to the ‘Shit he said’ series but this was far too fucking hot and it’s been bouncing around in my empty little head all week

Because the thought of mutual masturbation with dbf!bucky is where my head is at right now. Maybe you’re both a little apprehensive about taking things too fast so mutual masturbation seems like a safe place to start.

“Show me how to touch you.” He’s already got you out of your clothes, his lips are warm on your bare shoulder and dear God, this man is something else.

He’s so much more beautiful naked than he even realises. His skin is so warm against you, a few little grey hairs scattered throughout the darker ones in the centre of his chest and something in you wants to make sure he knows how much you appreciate just looking at him and being able to touch him.

“Touch yourself, sweetheart.” He urges softly, reminding you he’s still very much in the room with you. He isn’t just in your head now.

“Show me how pretty you look when you think of me and touch yourself.” Excitement builds in the pit of your stomach, your fingers slipping between your legs, trailing between your own soaked folds before your fingers start to rub your clit the way you usually would when he isn’t around.

It’s intense with him watching you, his eyes flitting between your face and where your hand is rubbing your messy cunt.

You’re so lost in the sensation of pleasure creeping up your spine that you hadn’t even noticed he’s touching himself now too. His cock is hard, throbbing in his hand while he fucks his fist, dribbling precum over his own fingers already.

“That’s it, good girl. You’re so pretty. For such a smart girl, you go so stupid when you’re horny. Just a pretty little fucktoy sometimes, aren’t you?” This man is filthy and the way his voice seems to have dropped an octave makes you wetter almost instantly. You want to be his fucktoy. You want, if only for an hour or two, to be bent over and mercilessly fucked. He’s got a beautiful way of balancing his respect for you with your mutual desire to explore some wholly disrespectful fantasies.

“Spread your legs, sweetie.” You do as you’re told, spreading your legs and allowing his fingers to trail from your clit to your entrance. “How does it feel to have my precum smeared over your cunt?” You hadn’t realised that’s what he was doing but even just the thought makes you whimper. “Don’t worry. I’ll lick it up for you after you cum for me.” His strokes on his cock are frantic, imagining how you’ll taste mingled with his own subtle precum but even just the promise has your fingers working yourself faster.

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #dbf!bucky #dad’s best friend!bucky #totally stole this from you lol sorry #my assessment on Friday went SO well #confident I’ve definitely got one of the best marks in the class #my Spotify discover weekly gave me loads of new music I actually enjoyed #and I got some unexpected holiday pay for all the holidays I didn’t take in my second job so that’s fun #next week is calmer so I might finally get booked in for my lash lift #good vibes all over

[kardds-arts]

Zhaitan but BABY

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #zhaitan #first art since starting new job...... im am sleepy #hyped for the xpac though i love the vibes

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

So i finally listened to The Magnus Protocol and uhh holy shit, yall mind if i

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#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #In the tags #My favourite case has to be the 2nd one Daria girl you are so fucked up!!!! You are so fucked up girl get help!!!! #And i am loving the absolute toxic work environment it is hilarious all the characters are great!! #Alice Gwen and Lena have three way situation of snide backhanded remarks and office coworker hate going on #Colin hates everyone but especially the puter and is this close to murder #Sam is just trying to do whatever the fuck he is doing. He is new here. He is over qualified #Teddy my man saw his place workplace comedy swerving towards horror genre and immediately ditched ship good for him!!! #(Unless Lena brutal pipe murdered him in which case girl i am so sorry) #And just character in general. Like Alice is trying to vibe her way through life #while also saying some death flaggy 'oh this is def foreshadowing' shit every episode #Gwen has the same surname as the shows previous antag #but also just after Lena's job and just wants to be taken seriously and thinks everyone is against her #she also may or not have discovered that her boss is murderer but oh well #Sam is like this sweet nice guy who is also so fucking nosy and the only one actually curious about fucked up shit cases magnus institue #And everyone is telling him to stop Girl! Turn away girl!! You are gonna get fucked up girl!! Look away!! #Colin is just so fucking angry and feral but also IT is just like that. He is crawling on the floors. He is growling at people #Lena is so fucking tired with all these bitches in her office Head Bitch incharge of all these Bitches #And i am 80% sure she murdered that guy Klaus #Anyway love all of this. Cant wait to hear them get killed in brutal tragic ways

[snek-eyes]

Thinking about how Crowley didn't change his name from something he found demeaning until after he found someone whose respect he thought was worth keeping. Someone he could be equals with.

#and how he reveals it right after Aziraphale implies he doesn't approve of what heaven's doing again #ah. we're still on our own side then? good. here's my new name #i don't really vibe with the headcanon that crowley has low self esteem over being a demon #but during job he was forced into the role of doing god's dirty work and was pissed about it. so that was going nowhere good #also what's the point in making a change if there's nobody to care #v watches good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens meta #crucifixion flashback #job flashback

[arlerts-angel]

going to look at some apartments today 🤞

#💬 — mack's motor mouth #text post #hubs filled out some paperwork for his new job today too! #send us good vibes!! #🤍 thank you & ily

[peacerisendove]

Does anyone else think that Bernard Dowd becoming a chef does not make any sense for his character?

In my opinion, it feels random for a someone like him who has been displayed as this intuitive, attentive, social, and perhaps even a social chameleon like character. Also not to make his conspiracy theories his whole character, but his enjoyment of those theories shows a unique perspective and way of thinking that I think could be utilized more.

Like I personally hate that there is this pattern/over abundance of love interests in the DC Universe being reporters or in the vein of detectives, but even Bernard veering toward private investigator or a reporter would have made more sense for his character. It involves social skills and charm, and his whole vibe as a 'social chameleon' who can blend in with any group of people, but doesn't truly fit in anywhere/any one place/in general (and in my opinion) would struggle to find a place he fits or a direction in his life.

What are your guys thoughts? I feel like there is a better career for Bernard that would make sense for his character and the way he thinks and acts.

#Bernard Dowd #DC Comics #like i just can't see it? Being a chef is cool but it does not compute for me in relation to Bernard. #I'm thinking about this boy as I personally try to write him. And I feel like there are different avenues for him that would make more sens #and would play to his strength. Especially his social strengths. #Random thought but why does Bernard give me like Having a new job every week kind of guy. #He gives me such lost in life vibes but maybe that is just me.

[regonold]

Danny just sort of gives off this vibe that something is wrong or he's up to something now most places this would turn you away from potential jobs

Gotham tho danny is being offered jobs on the street heck people are asking him if he has any jobs the people here are just so kind!

Meanwhile with the bats they know he's up to something he talks cryptically in the phone goons are talking about how he's an amazing boss (as good as redhood!) And he's been seen applying for jobs what is he up to

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #Danny's vibes are weird #it's like looking at a supervillain about to monologue #really hes just fresh out of college needing a job #but in Gotham that's nothing new

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

why is job hunting.

that's it that's the post

#this is both radicalizing me even more & absolutely harshing my mellow #why. do i need. to communicate with a 'virtual assistant'. to apply at hot fucking topic #you know? maybe i Dont need to apply there. who wants em #everywhere is like you need This This and This #oh look an entry level job! aaaand i need a thousand certifications #Excuse Me Where Do People Who Have Done Nothing With Their Life Thus Far Apply??? #why do jobs exist. why cant we all just vibe huh #each application feels like a new death sentence #cant wait to work myself into the ground for a company that views me as nothing but an easily replaceable part! yeehaw! #cant wait to sacrifice my personal time / hobbies / wellbeing for a nine-to-five 5 days a week job i hate! #absolutely unprompted #this world we live in is miserable and infuriating and i want to SHAKE PEOPLE #fucking!! look outside!!! value yourself!! the company is not your family!! they are not worth dying for!! we are all worth so much more!! #gonna go out in the middle of a field and SCREAM #humans are made for art and kindness and for enjoying the short life we're forced into #why make an already doomed existence even worse huh. #why subject ourselves to that. we deserve better. our pasts deserve better. our futures deserve better. #sorry sorry im just. ARGH. this world!!! this life!!! could be so good!!! #but late stage capitalism rampant corruption among Many Other Issues said noooooooo #happiness is illeeegallllll #what if i BITE you. huh. what then. die #every time i sit down to apply i have to actively Not Think About It or i'll delete all my tabs and stop before i start #we as humans are not built for this life... we did not evolve proclivity for kindness and art just to stress ourselves to death #over silly jobs that do Not require the level of dedication we are forced to apply #abolish the 5 day 40+ hour work week... decrease the horrifying amount of funding given to cops and the military... etc... #i think i need to go lie down for a minute im feeling Too Much Anger at the absolute state of things #so happy to be an american. (sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm)

[yourtipsygrandma]

I have recently started working at a law firm that deals with 99% car accidents and here’s what I’ve learned:

1. Since Covid, car accidents deaths have skyrocketed, particularly accidents with a DUI. It’s nice we can pretend to go out without consequence. Don’t be stupid. Also, wear a mask.

2. Left turns cause over 50% of accidents. If you’re taking a left turn, triple check there isn’t someone who has the right of way.

3. If you get in a car accident and you feel like you have been injured or a prior injury has gotten worse, DO NOT TELL YOUR PROVIDER ANYTHING OTHER THAN “[body part] hurts”. Do not speculate. Do not say “well maybe it was (insert silly movement like turning wrong here)”. They write that down and then it gets listed as a ‘chief complaint’ in your records. The lawyers see it, but so do the insurance companies. Be as vague as possible, unless you know whatever chronic pain you’ve been dealing with has gotten exponentially worse.

4. Once a lawyer’s involved medical providers will reduce their bills to PENNIES and thus you should always request itemized bills & dispute them if necessary

#this has been my ted talk #law firm #I’ve got a new job and I love it #except all the super bleak #americas the worst #and non-universal healthcare will kill this country #constant vibes #covid19 #be careful what you say #anything you say can and will be used against you