#never escaping the gay allegations

[weebeewoo]

NOT DEAD PROMISE RAHH take some shitposts

#murder drones #uzi doorman #serial designation n #n x uzi #serial designation v #autism steam roller goes hard #never escaping the gay allegations

[prompt-master]

Sneaking Shinichi into a detective competition because he's the only person you want to compete against is the gayest shit I've seen

#detective conan #hattori will never escape the gay allegations bro is in love with his bestie

[wambs]

the energy shift when greg went 'you want to stratergise' from hesitant to straight up horny was just outright vile. he wants to climb that dick so much.

#he is never escaping the gay for tom allegations #tomgreg #succession

[kingmaxstatic]

Somethin’ Stupid

[ Whipped this together because I’ve seen like. A lot of people use this audio. And I went “STARVOLTZ CORE NGL”]

#Thanks to these two I’ll never escape the fujoshi allegations slash j #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #oc x canon #starline the platypus #dr starline #sth #Voltz The Swan #⚡️To Make An Omelette⚡️ #Gay

[nyxi-pixie]

i know its been said before but genuinely telling people to rewatch st with mild focus on the concept of byler makes them notice it more. rlly opens their eyes fr

like my bestie and my sister were not bylers (they knew will was gay tho) n i was like rewatch it but like 🕺consider🕺 and they were like ??okay?? but then they were like !!!OKAY!!!

and thats so special to me.

#byler #like people gloss over mike being 🍇🍒🍉🍒🍉🥑🍇 #but then u rewatch it while being like uh okay maybe he is #and THEN u see it #undeniably u cant escape the truth #the truth of mike wheelers very obvious gay thoughts #i just think its funny to see the people be Enlightened. #mike wheeler is never beating the gay allegations

[sadhorsegirl]

like.......your honor.......................

#still painfully chipping away at book 7 cant stand all the stuff w mat and tylin lol slowed to a chapter every other day lol #but when i saw THIS .....oh brother u KNEW i had to start making connections!! #how does it feel to know not only are they not escaping the gay treasonous plot allegations but also the gay magic marriage allegations? #'sometimes moiraine thought it was a sign of how close their friendship was' alright gay ass #i know there are all kinds of theories left right and center abt why moiraine and siuan can still feel each other when they channel #i simply choose to believe they accidentally got gay married thru the one power one night and never figured it out #a man likes to know his wifes safe u know....... #moiraine damodred #siuan sanche #siuraine #wheel of time #wot book spoilers

[huevobuevo]

egg @ 3 am: [drawing some Guy™️] gehehe oh yea boy just gotta finish this lineart tonight then tomorrow just gotta color it and post it by the evenin helllll yeeaaa booyyyyyyyy

egg @ 3 pm: why is his dick out.

#something happens . #I never escape the gay allegations and I would like to apologize

[bewby]

WHY DID HE ARCH HIS BAAACKKKK LIKE THAAATTTTTTJBBJFJFFKJ

#HE WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE GAY ALLEGATIONS.

[carelessflower]

Izzy ready to play matchmaker after her usually introverted brother calls her high as a kite waxing poetry about meeting the man of his dreams in A&E

‘Izzy, isabelle, izzyyyyyy. I need a ring ASAP. He’s here! My man, my boo, my sugarplum is here. I just want to kiss him all over. The stars in his eyes, I just- He’s SO dreamy….’

alec when his phone and his sister set him tf up:

#ask #alec never escape chaotic gay allegation

[jiwon1es]

` wedding : jang wonyoung

summary: your girlfriend was never good at keeping secrets, this time not only she catch attention to both of you but she reveals your plans to future.

pairing: jang wonyoung x ive!reader

ive's live was being protagonized by 04 line, already having too much clips since the beginning of it. starship was pretty much careful about them, something about their chemistry and their popular personalities was a thing they needed to take care of, not because the four of you would start some kind of scandal but because you were too much. loud, chaotic, funny, sometimes even forgetting that you were literally idols and you had an image to protect. you were almost fans favorite. on top of that, you were the two popular ships within the group. lizrei and wonyyn quickly became a hot trend the moment you started the live.

wonyoung, who was sitting on your left, was having quite a hard time trying not to look at you with literally her natural heart eyes, whenever you were talking about something you remembered or telling something to dive, even when you just giggle at their comments, wonyoung was mesmerized. her hands found the way to touch you underneath the table, leaving a hand on top of your leg, a habit of hers.

wonyoung gets anxious when she's right next to you and can't touch you. she needs to place her hand on any part of your body to feel safe, whether is your waist, your leg, softly gripping on your clothes, holding hands and stuff like that. some curious dive had notice her hand on your leg and were talking about it but nothing really caught attention. not until miss jang wonyoung screwed it up again.

while talking about christmas and how it was such a holiday filled with love, liz read a comment.

diveinttoive: did you ever plan to get married?

"oh, i think i never really thought about it like that." liz answered.

"yeah me too but yn does for sure. that's even her new year's wish." rei spilled, smiling at you.

"i mean, a ring would look very cute on my finger." you said as you were showing your hand to the camera, having a ring already that wonyoung gave you the day you became girlfriends.

"but you have one." liz pointed out.

"yes, it was a gift from wony. a promise ring." the girl named smiled proudly at the fact. "but i want the engagement ring. that would be so cute." you pouted, caressing the finger where you would place it.

"i think i would look cute as your bridesmaid."

"i think that the five of us would look cute as the bridesmaid." liz added to rei's comment.

"four." wonyoung corrected.

"huh?"

"four of you. i'm not the bridesmaid, i am the bride."

"but i though yn was the one getting married?" liz was confused.

there were almost 5 seconds of pure silence that felt like hell when they both realized what they said.

"so... you're marrying me?" you leaned in the table, head resting in your arm, teasing wonyoung with the most beautiful eyes.

"no—" you raised your eyebrows. "i mean! yes... no!"

rei and liz couldn't hold their laughter at their usually calm friend now getting the blush of her life.

ggaeulsunbbae: wow wonyoung never beating the gay allegations huh

kurakurannie: did this really just happen?

yujinniesbae: they're cute UGH.

"dive are getting wild." liz said while reading the screen.

"wonyoungie are you okay?" rei laughed.

yes, wonyoung couldn't stop the blushing or her heart almost escaping from her chest from beating that fast. you caressed her back, drawing circles trying to calm her down.

"alright, what about you two getting married?" you said, redirecting the target to both liz and rei so that you two could breath.

"wait— what?" liz got nervous.

. . .

"you might got us in trouble, did you know that?" you asked your girlfriend.

now that cameras were off, you were laying down in bed, cuddling wonyoung as she was in top of you like she always do when she needs your kisses and caresses.

"i know!" she sighed. "i just— i just wanted to let them know."

"know what, baby?"

"that we are getting married." she pouts, looking up right in your eyes.

you bite your lip to fight the urge to kiss her, but then you remember. no cameras. so you do, you give her a small kiss and you feel how wonyoung is melting under your hold.

"they're gonna see it someday, i know."

she smiles and it makes your heart feel so warm and safe. you were totally looking forward for the day you could see wonyoung in a long pretty white dress and finally getting to call her your wife.

#ive scenarios #ive #ive x reader #ive fluff #wonyoung x reader #wonyoung x fem reader #ive x fem!reader #ive x fem reader #wonyoung fluff

[mr-orion]

I will never tag anything on my blog with gay because

1. I am not gay regardless of the allegations or the possibly homosexual things that I allegedly have draw

2. Straight people should not be able to escape me

3. I'm like a little treat for the extra special queers that just so happened to find me

[girlswhowantboystobegirls]

Songs I like to think Luke Castellan listens to

warnings: tlt spoilers (and maybe a little of som), songs in spanish (i kind of explain them tho)

full playlist at the end<3

1. Flaca - Andrés Calamaro

Hear me out.

"Darling, don't stick your daggers out to me by my back. Not so deep. No, it hurts. No, it hurts me"

Calamaro made this song after being cheated on but not wanting to fully let her go.

BUT... I like to believe Luke's betrayal is pretty much that. THE DAGGERS??? BY HIS BACK??? HELLO???? UGGHHHHHH ANNABETH??!?!?!!?

"And even if I almost make a mistake and say tell you bit by bit 'don't lie to me. Don't tell me the truth. Don't stay silent. Don't raise your voice. Don't apologize to me'."

Betrayal!Luke x reader ffs are very much like that.

Give Luke a Calamaro cd and bro will go through a damn phase (I did go through that phase. Trust me. I know what it's like to listening to Mil Horas for hours.)

2. Autotheist - Baby Bugs

I like the idea of Luke liking rock songs.

Autotheist conveys how the protagonist doesn't believe in a god, because they made them suffer throughout their whole life.

"Dear god up in heaven, are you glad I learned my lesson? I'm not making any promises that it'll end anytime soon. And dear god up in heaven, how do I fucking get in? You tried to make me scared of hell, but I'm living there"

Someone up there is telling them to behave, let it be portrayed as god or not.

Final chorus:

"And if I was god I'd kill the people who believe in me. And if I was god I'd make everyone bow to me. And who says I'm not a god? I'm a god to me. And if I was god, I'll make you all believe in me. You are not my god, you kept me from feeling anything. And who says you are god at all? God is only me. And when I become god, I'll promise you'll believe in me."

Luke had this whole desire to be claimed, to be recognized, to be a hero, to be believed. To the point he started despising Olympus for using demigods, all of them, for their prophecies. Luke hates the Olympus system, and became hungry for power, for freedom. He doesn't want to be a god like the song says: he wants to stop the gods from being absolute pricks; not only his father, all of the gods seem wicked to him.

Let this dude have an Autotheist phase.

3. Escape - Destroy Boys

Never able to avoid the gay allegations when Destroy Boys starts to play.

I feel like this is pretty much Luke in a band AU. Though if you take some elements you can think just as him wanting to escape from the whole demigod thing. Just not be related to it at all.

"I want to escape. I want to play a show. I don't wanna be here in this house no more. I want another hit but it made me feel sick. Now I'm lying in my bed, fucking nauseous"

Hi, BandAU!Luke. We see you. It's alright. Come out of the closet.

Kinda sappy but I feel like this song is so perfect to put on when you just want to be away from everything, the noises, the screams, the people.

Luke likes doing that. Just... zoning out, sometimes. (Not projecting. At all ^_^)

He has a lot of duties before being chased for stealing Zeus' Lightning. He has to be a big brother to all the people who stay at Hermes' — but they eventually have to move, they eventually get claimed. Luke wants to be claimed... so bad. He doesn't want Hermes to be his father, hell- he HATES him. But he can't go and tell him 'hey you stupid fuck can you tell your god friends to stop fucking around and claim me? Because you are NOT my father', he can't, so he just tries to fix everyone else while he's falling and slowly giving himself in to ambition.

"I can't seem to stop picking at scars, wherever you go, there you...- I've made some mistakes, oh I can't deny. So they say 'I'm living life'. I want to escape. I want to play a show. I don't wanna be in this house no more"

He wishes he was less broken.

4. Ya te vas a mejorar - Cuarteto de Nos

"And there in the tambo* everyone told me; 'you'll get better soon!'. And in the family everyone told me; 'you'll get better soon!'. I lost the patience in the lobotomy; 'you'll get better soon!'. I lost my left hand and it still hurts me!; 'you'll get better soon!'"

*tambo is the place where they take out cows' milk, like- the actual place where people work at. No need to know why I had to clarify that, just felt like it.

This song shows SO MUCH DESESPERATION. And I know the lyrics aren't things the English-speaking style can fully understand. But, the song conveys how they are going down and down both mentally and physically and everyone is positive about it, almost like fake fantasy; "You'll get better soon!"

Four words: Luke after his quest.

Everyone looked at him with worry, guilt even. When Luke got the quest he wanted to be seen as a hero. But he came back harmed. And everyone hoped that he would get better, but he still had his scar chasing him everywhere he went.

"And now I'm tired of being the dumb one, so I bought the chainsaw. Now I go running around, mutilating everything that gets close to me. For now, no one treats me as subnormal without hesitating in three seconds. Because I want everyone equally; in juices of 40x40*"

*he basically wants them dead.

Uh yeah, go crazy white boy, i understand you??? He went beyond mad, beyond frustrated and full of hatred. He went nuts. Totally hungry for everything. He betrayed everyone he knew just for the sake to not feel the pressure of being a demigod with responsibilities again.

You may be confused by the lyrics. Some of you aren't prepared for the Cuarteto de Nos experience (yes im so obsessed im getting to see them in august) (btw i don't hate you guys im joking please please please ily)

If you, by any chance, liked CDN... thanks. I think El hijo de Hernández is kinda Luke-coded too ("You confuse me and I don't know what you pretend. I already explained but you don't understand. And that mistake is a big one; I am not Hermes Hernandez's son"). I just can't put so many songs in Spanish.

5. Fill The Crown - Poppy

"You can be anyone you want to be. You can be free, you can be free. I believe you're the one who's meant for me. We can be free. Just come with me."

Either Kronos trying to make him go with him, or Luke trying to get people to join him.

This song kind of feels like a cult. Perfect. It's the perfect one to represent Luke's inner voices.

"Poison the children. No peace of mind. Poison the family. Make the children cry. Poison the fountain. Empty your mind. Follow the leader; the leader is blind."

AAAAALRIGHTTTTT POPPY YOU COOKED!!!!! THIS is Luke Castellan. He's blinded. He thinks he's a leader; and he's just a mere puppet!!!! You funny boy!!!

Oh, and the poison thing kinda reminds me of a certain pinecone.

No more elaborating. I love Poppy. This song is so Luke 'I'm just a girl' Castellan coded.

playlist ☆ it has like 20 songs more. im working on it (warning: LOTS OF SONGS IN SPANISH 🤣 IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!! I CAN'T ESCAPE MY ROOTS I CAN'T TURN INTO A WHITE WOMAN!!!)

Hope you liked my yapping

¡Besitos!!!!

- ur fav argentinian on tumblr

#luke castellan x reader #luke castellan #luke castellan pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjo tv show #pjo #pjo series #pjo spoilers #pjo season 1 #pjo fandom #riordanverse #charlie bushnell #luke castellan fic #Spotify

[monstersmashorpass]

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Also you're 100% allowed to add propaganda to the posts about why ppl should vote smash. (Not for pass though. Bc that's under the no negativity rule.)

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[chaifootsteps]

i dont believe that anon right now, but if what theyre saying is true …

(POSSIBLE SPOILERS)

viv is never going to escape the “fetishizes gay men while not giving a shit about sapphics” allegations if vaggie is in fact getting bury your gays’d. like holy shit viv keeps bragging about being a queer creator making queer work but somehow always skimps out on sapphics despite being a bi woman

(or allegedly? as a fellow bi woman i hate questioning/“validating” someone’s sexuality 99% of the time … but considering how viv is i can totally see her co-opting an identity so she can justify her gross mlm fetish)

Based on what the leakers are saying, that Lilith has gone from Morticia to Stella 2.0 and Vaggie's dead (and the audition scripts support the former), then Vivzie's getting a big fat nail in her "hates woman" coffin if just one of those things turns out to be true.

#Anonymous #vivziepop critical #actual blog post

[henrysglock]

one of the parts of TFS that continues to rank as a fave is the bit in the vegas dream dance scene where henry's watching all the guys dance and he's just standing perched on top of a pew like 🫸🏻😳🫷🏻

bro was Dazzled by the dancing men fr. could not take his eyes off them. he's never escaping the gay allegations i fear

#henry creel #st: tfs

[michisia]

Me and my friend sit together in, like, basically every class and we think we’re comedic genius’s so we CACKLE every time an inside joke comes up,, randomly in Language Arts some one comes up to us and says “I thought yall were dating at first then I found out you’re cousins” WHAT 😨😨😨😨😨 we can’t escape the dating allegations everybody says it EVEN OUR SCIENXE TEACHER. SO. We set out to make a plan. We just pretend we’re cousin because while everyone thiught we were dating they also thought was looked identical(we don’t btw) AND RHEY BELIEVE WERE COUSINS 💀

#funny post #i suck at tags #we cannot escape the dating allegations #even our SCIENCE TEACHER #we’re cousins now. allegedly #we won but at what cost