:3 puppy heard you were stressed? Turns around, bends over and shows off the waistband of my dorky panties sticking out above my pants :3 just this once!
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Only way to shut a nerd up is by shoving their face in your cunt. Since they love running their mouths so much, put it to good use.
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there's a specific subset of fans who headcanon pete to have curtwen grandparents and while i see the vision it's a little funny like yeah my grandpa invented the computer my other grandpa is a world-famous spy who tried to stop him from doing that and almost killed him they've been married ever since. my dad sells women's shoes
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fun parallels between Night Vale and Hatchetfield:
strange little towns where everyone knows each other
both involve conflicting timelines that split and converge
hated rival towns (fuck you Clivesdale! Booo Desert Bluffs!)
People go missing all the time and this is just normal I guess?
Founded by people into weird rituals (the Waylons / soft meat crown-wearing religious leaders)
The Black and White and The Mudwomb both produced primordial entities of great power
The powerful entities/gods that interact with characters are capable of influence over human minds and/or great destruction - sometimes on an apocalyptic level (The Lords in Black / Huntokar, The Distant Prince, The Smiling God, The Bloodstone Spire, The Beagle Puppy, The Glow Cloud, The Woman from Italy)
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THE PROBLEMATIC PUPPY MYSTERY IS SOLVED!!!!
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Puppy showing off his brand new super cute panties :3 :3 :3 had to replace a whole bunch cuz they got shredded and stretched out by mean bullies… but these are brand new! :3 untouched by bully!
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so do we think stephanie was a problematic puppy anti or apologist
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God I really do love overly dorky women who are into nerdy stuff that would seem niche or weird to others. super smart dorks that are know it alls but are clumsy and shy when you look them in the eyes. Nerdy clumsy women who are secretly into mean intimidating women who make them feel dumber than what they actually are because the intimidating woman whom gives shrewd smiles or laughs whenever they hyper fixate and over explain. Overly dorky women who feel guilty when a mean woman degrades and bullies them, because they’re getting butterflies and a messy cunt from it. A poor lame nerd who cries and sobs when the mean relentless jerk makes fun of them for being so wet and cumming so early when they finally get played with🩶🩶🩶🩶.
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