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The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals - The Office (27/63)
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do people even know the extent of sanctions on the iranian people? my mom's family can't afford fruit anymore. it's a state of psychological warfare; literally nobody living there has any sort of hope for the future. added sanctions from the EU are going to destroy the lives of 87 million innocent people
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Swan cygnet in its feather palace…
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Ep 35 - Curse of the Warmbloods Ch. 22
Oona and Carrie analyze chapter twenty-two of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which the questers harvest the starshade. Other topics of discussion include how the Underlanders teach hate, plants that get you high and dismember you, and Hamnet’s pacifism.
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I am being.
Killed.
Hlep....
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averagecygnet-blog · 11 days
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"Boom Clap" with every second beat removed
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girls with husky voices: bark bark bark
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The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals - The Office (14/63)
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every time i think, i take 10 damage
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New dnd boss concept: the Train Toad. Allow me to explain.
Your players approach an old, run down yet still functioning train station. It’s completely empty, save for a Bullywug standing there. He is short, and wearing a suit and tie. He is extremely friendly with the players, stating he is waiting for the train to arrive.
But not to ride it.
If/when the train arrives, he transforms into a Froghemuth, and eats the train whole. From then on, he then goes back into Bullywug form like nothing happened.
This character is so versatile, as he is nice and kind towards the players, but consumes a vehicles with tens of civilian lives. So the options are to kill him (but who would kill a cute little frog in a suit and bow tie), adopt him (but how will he get his food then?), or leave him (to continue his cycle of consumption).
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aint this that one sleazebag from hatchetfield
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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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Does regalia have salons? Are there human ones and bat ones? Or just different sections for the species? Going to cosmetology school you gotta learn how to do fliers or humans? Do flier stylists get paid more? Do you just usually do both? In every salon are the seats arranged human-flier-human-flier- so bonds always sit next to each other and same species friends sit across??
Do fliers hang from the ceiling and the stylist has a step ladder? ?? Would a little thing like Aurora get one stylist whereas Ares would get two or three?
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WHO'S GATEKEEPING THE TGWDLM SELFIES???? WHO GOT THEIR PHONE TAKEN BY LAUREN?
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the cesare bigtopburger line I can most VISUALLY see chris fleming performing is "you're rehousing my gorgeous box?" I can see the exact expression of lost devastation on chris's face
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