#nerd poker

[tomthefanboy]

I doubt there's other people here that listen to Brian Posehn's Nerd Poker, but I want to give them a shoutout for naming this week's episode "Cabal Room Blitz". Pure genius.

#Nerd Poker #Actual Play pioneers #since 2012

[itsraynenmen]

Kyle is Stan's favorite person to play board games with because he gets super invested and very competitive.

HC: Kyle, Token and Kenny go over to Stan's house to play board games because their all nerds for board games.

Kyle's favorite game is poker because his father taught him how to play it and he and Stan when they were young, they would always watch Gerald and Randy play it while drinking beer and wine.

When he's older (like in his 20s) he plays poker with Cartman, Wendy, Craig and Butters when they have them over and from outside view it looks so intense, like a bunch of mob bosses coming together. Beer bottles on the table, ashtreys full, intense looks, vague threats and Italian mafia music (at Cartmans demand).

I picture Stan, Tweek, Kenny, Butters, and Bebe watching them from over in the living room entirely enamored with what's happening and taking bets on who's going to win. If their not watching them play their watching a movie (romance, comedies and horror are their favorites, and I think their favorite thing to watch is the Scary Movie movies) and getting high or drunk, talking and catching up.

He also likes chess and once he taught Ike how to play it, and Ike got so good at it he obsessed over it and started beating Kyle. Kyle got so tired of having his ass handed to him by an 8 year old he stopped playing it for a while. Later when their grown up they play it once in a while when they visit home or visit each other.

#kyle brovlofski #stan marsh #south park headcanons #token black #kenny mccormick #ike broflovski #randy marsh #gerald broflovski #poker #board games #chess #nerd stuff

[dozydawn]

Poker player Cycalona “Clonie” Gowan, 2006.

She was born during a powerful cyclonic storm that hit her hometown, inspiring her full birth name, Cycalona. She is called Clonie for short.

#real banger of an invented name. pronounced psych-alona like the word cyclone. and clonie is a super cute nickname. #name nerd #poker #clonie gowan #2000s

[venomgaia]

my posture while reading your pen nerd tags;

pen nerd opinions at the slumber party

#(read with the same intonation you would read 'poker night at the inventory') #this is legally called pen nerd ft hostage but i dont think youre a hostage in this situation #FT SLUG PLUSH. BC. YEAH. #driftoodles #sona #roger cheeto #miss slug #ALSO HI SORRY ROGER COLORS ARE OFF MODEL I HAD THE REF PULLED UP BUT ON A DIFFERENT DEVICE N NEEDED TO PUT THIS OUT BEFORE I FORGOR

[aquared]

okay i am really brain-latched to this au i really do need to give it a proper name

#tag ramble time -> #ive posted abt it so much i dont like maintagging it anymore thats why ive had so many untagged doodle posts recently #i need to get back to drawing normal felt please theyre in my brain they need to be released #fun fact i do have a name for a hypothetical fanventure surrounding it #the au #took a bunch of searching throuhg poker terms because im a fucking nerd #i could probably call it the name ive been givng this adventure in my head but i dont think ‘ nosebleed ‘ is a very welcoming name for #anything #here i go talking again #thoughts directly from my brain edition #would you guys consume a blog of just auposting so i can leave space here for actual hs stuff or is that too much #fun fact i called it nosebleed in my head because when poking around poker terms i saw nosebleed meaning stakes are super high and i was #like ‘ ok ‘ #why i picked poker specifically i have no idea … looking up go fish terms for my comic ….. new comic guys its called .. #i ran out of card games im a fake fan #what would the hivebent adjacent portion be called #gotta look up pool terms #sorry . table stickball

[weezer-blog]

I LOVE GAMBLING I LOVE GAMBLING I LOVE GAMBLING

#weezer #rivers cuomo #brian bell #weezer memes #matt sharp #90s #mikey welsh #alt rock #blue #nerd rock #i actually do #i fucking love poker nights theyre my favourite nights of the year #GAMBLING

[joltik-guy]

Oh no! Someone lost their cat!

Oh no!

(Whats a cat)

#kidding i know what a cat is im a nerd #i got all of them animals(tm) memorised #joltik guy #irl pkmn #pkmn rp #pokemon #irl pokemon #pokereality #pokeblog rp #pokemon roleplay #rotumblr #pokemon unreality #rotomblr

[emersonfreepress]

I find the idea of a dnd campaign with Kile, R, Vi, Curt, Mc, and Jack incredible funny because I just cannot picture that group hanging out together, I would pay good money to see how they would interact and play it's just such a funny idea to me I don't understand why.

That really is a very fun and unpredictable group 😆 R and Curt are both agents of chaos liable to make dumb decisions and flirt with everything just to see what happens. Vi always takes games too seriously and I can imagine them being genuinely upset when group antics permanently affect their character... and Kile just wants to kill and fight things, with way too much faith in their odds.

How Jack would handle a group like this, I have no idea 😆😆 And how all the potential New Kids could affect such a group, oh god

#i used to listen to nerd poker like a decade ago lol #lovely anon #j goodnight #r da costa #c emerson #k moore #v washington #new kid

[dragon-64]

#Thunderstick #Tex Hex #BraveStarr #D64art #Thunderstick COULD beat you at Scrabble #but he won't because word games are for NERDS #he plays manly man games #like poker and Street Fighter II

[xoxalexiskaye]

#joker movie #punchline dc #the joker #joker out #coringa #bob kane #bill finger #dc universe #dceu #dc villian #harley quinn #jarley #mad love #batman #geek culture #nerd #poker

[nerdandtie]

The Nerd & Tie Podcast: 188. Endless Seasons

#CBS All Access #DC #Disney #Disney Plus #HBO Max #James Gunn #Leiji Matsumoto #Paramount #Peacock #Poker Face #Star Trek #Star Trek: Picard #Star Wars #The Mandalorian #Warner Bros #The Nerd & Tie Podcast

[sigmadolos]

#ooc || an absolute mythology nerd #and by that i mean ignore everything after his rescue #....or go AU mersault maybe idk #listen this might be the only way my love returns #and this is a maybe #we're playing poker idk

[randomcanbian]

I'm watching Taskmaster backwards (GF got me to watch S14 live and I just ended up watching it reverse chronologically) and this is my tier list so far

#taskmaster #i am in love with victoria im so sorry #she's a nerd with a customized inhaler who could orchestrate my death if she wanted to #i predict myself reading her poker memoir and the time she produced a porno with her friends in a few months #only 3 eps into series 11 so their tiers might change but this is how i feel about them so far #funny thing is sarah is who im rooting for & consider my 'fave' but i only generally like her cause she isn't really wildly funny as of now #she's just sorta like a happy crush lmao #meanwhile mike wozniak is an honorary madwoman--fucking love him in his little business outfit and his little mustache #looks all prim and proper but before you know it he's fucking climbing over the fence #and charlotte is so fucking pathetic meow meow i love her #just going on about her 18th century tankard...like she's not a comedian but she's so sincere and everyone bullies her HHAAHAHA #john from s14 makes me feel the same way...he's not sincere but greg bullies him so much and he always looks like he's on the verge of #tears even tho he isn't even sad he just looks like that AHHAHAHA #i feel bad for lee cause he looks like that type of white middle aged man who thinks too highly of himself (he doesn't act that way but #he looks like it) so i'm biased against him and he hasn't done anything to make me fall in love with him like dara or arnel or alan have #jamali scares me a bit cause there have been times where he stirs so much shit and im scared someone's gonna get genuinely angry or #offended...if he mellows down a bit tho it'd be great cause i do generally love his shit stirring #in general tho i have the same amount of love for the 4 tiers in the middle--'fave'; 'unhinged'; 'love'; 'pathetic meow meow'--some of #them just have specific feelings attached #i love the whole casts of s12 13 and 14 so so fucking much they're all amazing and hilarious

[jaylaxies]

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GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS 💭 - 🎉

OMG I HAVE and here:

tw: stalking, drugs, blackmailing, gambling, guns, smut

stalker!hee who pretends to be the nerd in your class, always watching you from a distance simply because he can’t get enough of you, you’re too pretty for anyone else to have and that’s how he learns the way to your heart, getting information about the smallest things such as your favourite drink so when he finally talks to you, he can manipulate you into thinking that he’s the perfect guy for you, knowing everything there is about you, him being wild in bed and having a big cock is only a bonus.

drug dealer!jay who’s always present at all your frat parties with whatever a person would need to feel out of this world, yet that’s not what you crave, you want love, you don’t wish to feel alone in this world and so, you try drugs in an empty balcony, but you request jay to accompany you for the same. he’s habitual to it, and he finds you cute with your mumbling, but once you both get high out of your mind, heat kicks in and soon, you’re on top of jay, kissing the life out of him while riding his cock, which feels a thousand times better while smoking.

blackmailer!jake who’s also your ex and possessive beyond what you’d consider normal. the breakup was messy, he was controlling your life and you were against it, but he had ruined everything for you. nothing felt good after him, no one fucked you as good as him till the day you get a text from him, hoping that it’ll be an apology but he ends up blackmailing you with the crime you had committed and buried deep in your memory. what he wants in return? you. it’s an easy bargain with you missing his touch and him doing anything and everything to have his cock in you again.

street racer!sunghoon who’s all the money in this world and yet nothing gives him the thrill like racing does, and that’s why he finds himself back there each week, until one day he spots you. he hardly pays attention to anyone, and he almost missed you since your clothes fit right in, but he doesn’t like how you’re clinging on to his rival heeseung. that would have been enough for him to stop thinking about you but that wasn’t the case when he made most out of the line bet with him—that he’ll have a night with you if he wins, which he did. but you’re fierce, you hate how they treated you as a bet, and without your knowledge at that. but that doesn’t stop you from fighting back, and fighting with sunghoon doesn’t end well, one minute you’re fighting, the other you’re under him, begging for more as he fucks you senseless on his silk sheets.

gambler!sunoo who cannot stop getting back to the gambling hub each night. the reason? you. he doesn’t like how you wear that smirk of yours, clad in the tightest clothes while playing strip poker, somehow always winning and never having to go beyond removing your top. sunoo never plays with your group, always observing from a distance until he finally caves in and plays with you, eyes on you, not caring about the ones around. he plays effortlessly, being the best player you had ever came across, a gasp left your mouth when you were left in nothing but your panties but he stops you from removing them, eyes dark, “leave them on, it’s only for me to see,” he’d whisper, and yes, you can’t deny him and find yourself following him back to a hotel.

mafia!jungwon who never had any other motive in life but to kill his rival as a revenge for his family, but right on the day of his final plan, things went south and you (who happened to be at the same restaurant) got hurt. of course jungwon completed his mission but leaving a girl injured would be way out of line even for him, and you had also seen their faces behind the masks while holding guns, which is why they couldn’t let you run away, which is why you found yourself in their secret building, trying your best to get away, but jungwon wasn’t having any of it. he snapped, pinning you against the wall and warning you, but you took this as an opportunity to kiss him, turning it into something deeper as you let him fuck his pent up frustrations into you. the sex was good but you wanted out, running away when he was sleeping, not knowing that he’ll come to get you again.

#🎉 anon #enhypen hard hours #enhypen smut #jay smut #jake smut #heeseung smut #sunghoon smut #jungwon smut #sunoo smut #enhypen #enhypen imagines

[tarotwithlove]

PAC ⋆ ten things about your future spouse

reminder that this is a general reading and messages found here may not apply to everyone. take what resonates, leave what doesn't, and don't force anything if it does not fit.

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GROUP ONE

your ideal future spouse manifested

they are your business partner, or someone you work closely with

a cancer, leo placement

they are from or you may meet in: romania, madagascar, zanzibar, spain. 

a well-travelled and physically active person

someone who always pushes themselves out of their comfort zone - and who pushes you to do the same

too giving, almost to a fault

comes from a religious family

a buddhist or taoist

an anime fan

GROUP TWO

an indecisive person

someone with chronic pain, or mental health struggles

a history nerd/history teacher

fan of jane austen and virginia woolf

descended from royalty or wealth

they are from or you may meet in: finland, norway, bavaria, london.

a capricorn, leo placement

they may have been married before you marry each other

a bodybuilder or gym fanatic

a vegan/vegetarian

GROUP THREE

your first relationship or first true love

a scorpio, pisces placement

they are from or you may meet in: holland, new zealand, scotland, germany.

wealthy and generous with their wealth

physically strong

a night owl 

someone who enjoys partying - life of the party

passionate and flirtatious

someone you looked up to and admired from afar

dyed/bleached hair

GROUP FOUR

they may be a doctor or oncologist 

good gambler, poker player

book smart but not street smart

sheltered, naive

they are from or you may meet in: france, italy, gambia, colombia.

a gemini, virgo placement 

one of many children, part of a big family

animal lover

enjoys their own company

an old soul 

#** #tarot #pac #pick a card #tarotblr #tarotonline #witchblr #witch of color #witchythings #future spouse #future spouse reading #channelled message #channeled message #channeled reading #divination #spirituality #spiritualism

[sinimake]

My Johnshi head canons:

Johnny is insanely good at accents and celebrity impressions

Kenshi never went to college or university. He got immediately pulled into full time yakuza business after his high-school

Kenshi legit talks with yakuza/gangster dailect in japanese

Johnny was the theater kid and a nerd. All around annoying lil shit

Kenshi is super good at poker or any other gambling games

Johnny goes out of his way to support small artists and tips workers with huge bills

Johhny learns new things super fast. He has learned a huge variety of skills for his movies, from cooking to how to handle guns.

Kenshi definitely knows how to work guns too and the yakuza mainly oporates with arms. He sticks to his swords because it is his family tradition, and he's even named "swordsman" for it

Johnny sometimes talks in broken spanish because he thinks it makes him look cool

Johnny had a major drinking problem early in his career. Like he would be drunk every day, then Chris convinced him to get help and rehab, so now he only drinks when it is necessary or when he's hit low

Johnny takes many creative ways to ruin paparazzi pictures. Starting from a simple middle finger to napkin over his face like Benedict Cumberbatch type of things

Kenshi is bad at cooking. Only thing he can do is chop things up

Kenshi knows kendo and judo! He used to be in a kendo club in his highschool

Kenshi has anger issues and often meditates a lot with his mala to work through it

Johnny loves talking during movies. He would pause the movie then have a full-on discussion and debate over the scenes. He's the type of person who interprets blue curtains as a metaphor for sadness

Johnny is swoony romcom type of romantic when Kenshi is more of traditional type of romantic

Kenshi is the number #1 undercover simp for Johnny! Always talking highly of him behind his back but never to his face.

Even after they get together, they still bicker like crazy although there's no intention to hurt behind their words. I need more fanfics of them actually bickering and squabbling

Kenshi takes care of people he loves without taking credits. Like he would give you a water bottle when he knows you need it but he gotta look pointedly away like he's not the one handing it to you

#mk1 2023 #johnny cage #mortal kombat #johnshi #kenshi takahashi #mk1 #johnny x kenshi #johnshi headcanon