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meowmk · 1 month
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nct crack tweets part 2 here u go enjoy ily
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mingkist · 1 year
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nct twitter shenanigans
nct stan twitter era!!!
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p. taglist: @italiekim @youngestdelacour @alanniys @dogsongy @mingiholic @miriamxsworld
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fullsunstrawberry · 11 months
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red->smutty or suggestive
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★NCT Texts:
-accidentally sending the dreamies a risky photo
- member exposing their crush on you
-flower Prank
-idol s/o getting shipped with someone else
-idol s/o getting shipped with someone else Version 2
-dreamies accidentally sending a risky photo
-calling them by another nickname
-accidentally sending a risky text to the group chat
-hearing about your being anxious
-random NCT Dream texts
-teasing them when they’re busy
-who did this to you trope
-horny texts
-sexy tiktok trend
-teasing them when they’re busy
-“why’d you do that?” prank
-sending them their own insta post
-sending them a random tweet
-fan call winner
-Dating a tall swimmer
-Jealous of shipping
-asking them if you can sit on their face
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★ Mark:
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-mark random texts
-mark random texts
-Mark Friends to Lovers Texts
-Idol Reader winning an award
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★ Renjun:
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-renjun random texts
-renjun random texts
-sfw renjun random texts
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★ Jeno:
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-jeno random texts
-jeno random texts
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★ Haechan:
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-haechan random texts
-haechan random texts
-horny haechan texts
-Idol Reader winning an award
-suggestive texts
-haechan horny texts (crack)
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★ Jaemin:
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-jaemin random texts
-jaemin random texts
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★ Chenle:
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-chenle random texts
-chenle random texts
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★ Jisung:
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-jisung random texts
-jisung random texts
-jisung random texts
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seren1tyhaze · 5 months
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Sit Down!
PAIRING: idol!jaemin x afab reader (ft other neos)
WORD COUNT: 2.3K
SUMMARY: you think you're going to the Unity tour to see your favorite ilichils but get more than what you bargin for when you are seated in front of the dreamies with your lightstick covered in Jaemin stickers and Jaeminbun in your pocket
AUTHOR NOTE: It's been a long couple weeks in ncity and I started writing this before last night's collective breakdown during the live stream. This was based on some tweets going around of reactions from fans sitting in the same section as the dreamies. I hope this crack-ish fic brings some smiles to my fellow neos and know I'm hugging you all through the screen. Mark broke me and maybe one day I'll be okay but for now this is all I can offer <3 Love you all!
WARNINGS: explicit smut, idolverse, pet names, public sex
PLAYLIST: Sit Down! by NCT 127, Quiet Down by NCT Dream, 2 Baddies by NCT 127
(Don't tell me where to be) sit down! (I'll show you how to be) sit down!
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The crowd is getting excited as the pre-show music starts blaring. It’s the third night of six shows and you can’t wait to see some of your favorite artists on the planet again. You had missed the night before because tickets were hard to get for the Saturday show but your friend had luckily managed to get pretty good seats in a section near the extended stage that looped around the dome stadium. She nudges you with her arm and wiggles her eyebrows at you as you nervously fidget with the charm hanging off your lightstick. Suddenly you hear an increase in the noise level behind you and you see your friend’s eyes widen as she glances behind you but quickly whips back around.
Pulling your brows together in a furrow, you turn fully, knocking the seat with your lightstick covered in a large Doyoung decal that you had haphazardly applied on the subway on the way over. Jaemin stickers are covering the handle with a large beaded chain with “NANA” looped around your wrist keeping it securely in your hand. What you’re met with when you turn is the face of a stern looking man, moving quickly past the seats in the row behind you followed by a broad man, equally tall but covered in a black hoodie and mask, only showing crescents of eyes. An even taller man is beside him followed by a shorter one in glasses and a plaid cap. You can barely register what is happening as the eyes of the fourth man narrow at you, black mask covering most of his features, as he slides out of his jacket and the woman next to him folds it neatly in her lap.
You almost fall over as you realize, Na Jaemin, your ult bias and object of every desire is standing behind you at the NCT 127 Unity Tour. Your mouth drops open behind your own mask, eyes blinking rapidly as he narrows his eyes at you, giving you a look up and down. He’s tall and his strong biceps are peeking out under the simple white t-shirt you’ve seen him wear hundreds of times through your phone screen.
You suddenly want the floor to open up and swallow you whole but all you can do is stare at him blinking, moving your hand up your arm to try to control your shiver. Your concert outfit was cute but still casual, definitely not what you had worn if you had known you would have been seated in front of four of the most beautiful men on the planet.
Your friend is tugging on your arm and all you can do is continue to stare until Jaemin lifts a finger to his masked lips and then gestures for you to face forward. You flush deeply, whipping back around so fast that your lightstick clacks against the seat again and you swear you hear Renjun snicker behind you. Your friend meets your gaze with wide eyes, shaking her head lightly as you both lift your phones to record the opening to the show.
Your phone won’t unlock and you’re stuck trying multiple times before yanking down your mask and entering your passcode in defeat, only to receive a sharp jab in your side from your friend who is now alerting you to your lock screen. Jaemin’s all too recognisable face is covering the entire screen, accented with hearts, stars, and small bunny emojis. Swiping it open isn’t any better as there’s more widgets with his face there. You pull your camera app open as fast as you can, ignoring what you think is a laugh from him behind you. You convince yourself he was just laughing at a face Haechan just made on the big screen on stage.
When you move to sit for one of the next songs, you feel you make eye contact with Jaemin once more just as your Jaeminbun doll slips from your pocket and before you can reach down to grab it, he’s thrusting it forward toward you. Lips are near your ear and you feel breath fan out across the skin as the lights dim and the lightsticks flash in red in unison.
“I told you to stay facing forward. Bad girl,” he all but grunts at you, pushing the plushie into your hoodie pocket before backing away, still keeping eye contact with you.
You gulp and blink, nodding lightly at him as if confirming his statement. He looks annoyed but there’s also an unreadable expression on his face. You’re surprised no one around you is paying attention to the interaction but if they are, they probably assume you’re someone’s family member or a part of the staff based on how much he’s speaking to you.
“When the staff comes to get you later, follow them. Let’s see if you know how to listen to directions. Now sit down,” he continues with an eye roll, fingering the Jaehyun photocard dangling near your arm, letting the tips of his fingers brush against your bare wrist before dropping his hands back in front of his crotch. 
A clearing of Jisung’s throat from next to him draws both of your attention and you take the opportunity to turn back around, visibly shaken and hands trembling. Your throat is impossibly dry and you can barely even sing along to your favorite song as it fills the air around you.
As the venue staff starts clearing the sections one by one at the end of the concert, a shorter woman comes to you, quietly bowing and gesturing for you and your friend to follow her. She leads you through winding hallways and through countless doors before gesturing for you to follow a large, burly man and getting your friend settled in a small seating area with water and snacks. She offers a small smile, eyes wide in disbelief as she settles into the couch with her phone, undoubtedly texting her boyfriend about the turn of events.
The security guard opens a final door and there Jaemin sits, knees pulled up on a plush couch, distracted by something on his phone. You can faintly hear Haechan’s loud laugh down the hall and you freeze, realising you might have to face your fears of seeing the rest of NCT in person during whatever the hell this was that was currently happening. It had to be the longest dream - or nightmare - of your life, there was no other explanation.
“Oh, so you can listen,” he teases, standing and letting his phone drop to the cushion, pushing his feet back into his sneakers and crossing to close the distance between you. He takes your bag from you and in one swift motion has your cheek in one hand and the other in your long hair, flowing around your shoulders and lightly curled.
“What other things are you good at, my little Nana worshipper?” he chides, tongue darting out over his lower lip as he looks down at your face, gazing at you tenderly.
You can’t find your words, instead pressing up into his hold and pushing your lips across his, snaking a hand up to his neck to angle his face to meet yours in a comfortable position. You can feel him smile into the kiss and you would rather never listen to music again than fumble the bag at this moment.
His hand in your hair tightens and you melt into his hold, sliding your hand up the hem of his t-shirt to feel the hard muscles of his back. A small moan falls from your trembling lips in the brief moment he breaks the kiss, long eyelashes daintily fluttering open to gaze upon you again before diving back in hungrily. His lips float down your neck, teeth grazing over your now exposed collarbone as you back him towards the couch, pushing him to sit.
He lets out a small, surprised yelp but spreads his legs eagerly, playing with the waistband of his sweatpants as you sink to your knees in front of him. 
“Give me another instruction and you can see how well I take direction,” you purr out, hands sliding up his clothed calves, pushing him open even further.
Fire is in Jaemin’s eyes as he brings a strong hand up to your throat, cocking your head up and to the side as if he’s sizing you up. You can’t quite read the expression on his face and try to ignore the sounds that occasionally float from down the hallway. You had heard things about people being brought backstage after shows but nothing could have prepared you for this particular situation.
“Make me feel good, baby,” he replies quietly but firmly and it’s the only thing you need to hear before you’re yanking at his waistband and peppering kisses along his hip bone.
He’s hard and flushed at tip, matching the surprising amount of blush covering the tops of his cheeks. You smile slightly at this, wondering if he’s embarrassed, shy, or just horny.
The grip on your throat tightens lightly and you sense his impatience, lowering yourself down to lick a long stripe up the vein under his cock. He groans, loudly, and you kiss sweetly at the head before hollowing your cheeks around his length, taking in over half of him all at once. His hand slides back to your neck, not pushing, but asserting his dominance there as he massages his fingertips on your scalp.
You sigh at the touch, bracing yourself on his thighs, wanting so desperately to slide your hands under his ass but not wanting to push the limits. He’s not making much noise, which surprises you, and you can’t help but wonder if that’s how he always is in bed or if it’s due to the dangerous situation of possibly being walked in on.
Without warning he’s spilling down your throat and lost in your thoughts you don’t have much time to prepare, gagging around him with warmth leaking from your lips. He shudders at the overstimulation, yanking you up by your hair and to his waiting mouth, licking across your lips and into your mouth, filthily swallowing his own cum.
You groan into his mouth as he pushes his fingers between your legs and into you quickly, finding your thin underwear soaked through. You’re hovering over his lap, knees digging into the couch as he licks into your mouth. 
“Sit down, baby,” he murmurs, breaking the kiss with a smirk. Like being pulled by a magnet, you sink into his lap and further onto his fingers. You can’t help but grind down onto his hand, feeling his softening cock under you in his lap and making you flush. It doesn’t take long before pleasure is washing over you, digging your face into his neck as he strokes you through your orgasm. His other hand is in your hair still, gentle and soft while he is whispering in your ear words you never thought you would hear him say.
You pull back, trying to adjust your clothes quickly, knowing there’s no time for tender embraces in your last few moments. You search his eyes for any sense of urgency and are surprised when you see a blissful, mischievous look across his gorgeous features.
“Thank you…” is all you can manage, your voice squeaking out and throat still sore from his length. You know it sounds silly, thanking him for sex but nothing else seems right to say at this point.
He lets out a loud laugh, clutching his chest as he does so, sliding you off him and comfortably next to him on the couch, pulling his pants up.
“You won’t be thanking me in a few minutes…” he says, holding out his hand as he stands, gesturing for you to stand.
You accept his offered hand, rising to shaky legs and cocking a brow as you follow him down the hall where a dull hum of noise and music is still coming from.
“Doyoung hyung and Jaehyun hyung are very much looking forward to meeting this fan who came to their concert with Jaemin merch all over her lightstick,” he chuckles, lacing his fingers with yours as you walk.
Your eyes widen at his words and can’t find anything else to say as you round the corner, many pairs of familiar eyes boring into you as you bow your head, ashamed at your very presence.
“Well well well, so this is who made our Jaeminnie so distracted during our show,” Haechan smiles, popping a grape into his mouth. Mark smacks his arm and tugs him away from the group with an apologetic smile to you. There’s a couple laughs from other members nearby and all you can do is blush further.
A hooded figure from a nearby couch laughs low and you look over and realize it’s Jaehyun, a sleepy Doyoung’s head tilted to his shoulder. He shrugs off the dark haired man and stands, walking over to you as Jaemin hands your lightstick to him.
“Hmm not my favorite photocard,” Jaehyun sneers, pulling it out of the case and crumpling it in his hand. 
Your mouth drops open in shock as he leans forward, brushing lips against your cheek and tasting the drying liquid missed in your hurried attempts to wipe your face. You see a demonic grin materalize on his face as he leans back, licking his lips menacingly. You swear you see him mouth the word “tasty” but can barely meet his gaze, Jaemin’s grip on your hand tightening.
“Down boy,” Jaemin mutters as Doyoung stirs on the couch, blinking heavily at the three of you before smirking.
“Let’s get out of here,” Doyoung sings out, suddenly sounding energetic and rising from the couch, reaching out for your hand.
“I’ve been told I’m really good at following instructions,” you manage to say with a shadow of confidence, Jaemin biting the inside of his cheek as you speak. Jaehyun just smiles, slinging an arm around Doyoung’s shoulder, nuzzling into his neck sweetly.
You were in for a long night. --
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lowkeychenle · 3 months
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chapter 3: russian roulette nct version ☹️
masterlist ← chapter 2: y/n declares war → chapter 4: detective y/n on the case 🤓👆🏻
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Description: After Chenle "accidentally" hits the follow button on Twitter, you try to get him to unfollow you by any means necessary, even if he's keen on staying right where he's at.
Pairing: Zhong Chenle x Reader (featuring NCT Mark, Renjun, Jeno, Haechan, Jaemin, & Jisung, aespa Ningning, & aespa Karina)
Genre: suggestive, crack, funny haha stuff idk
Content Warnings: classic bad bitchery, calling people by their government names, death jokes, kms/kys jokes
Note: introducing a little game in this part...you'll understand when you get to the end, but the rest of NCT Dream has entered the chat...can you figure out who's who? ;) let me know who you think so far...
Taglist: @poemzcheng @kpophosblog @i6renj @xuimhao @fullsunstrawberry @simpforarmihn @kpophosblog @iscocohere @222brainrot @daegale @leefullsun @annoyingbitch83 @chezziy @haechanielove taglist is open! comment to be added :)
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The rest of NCT Dream has entered the chat...
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+ random fan tweets + y/n and chenle priv...
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heavenlycloud · 1 year
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the veil~ smau
pairing: huh yunjin x fem! reader, aespa 5th member fem! reader x huh yunjin
status: ongoing... ➸ 04/15/2022 // taglist OPEN
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synopsis: making friends— that’s all you downloaded this new app for, that’s all the new app is supposed to be for. the original plan goes awry when you meet the girl that seems to be your perfect match.
genre: fluff, angst, crack, social media au, romance, comedy, strangers to lovers, idol au
starring: le sserafim, aespa, minji and hanni (new jeans), itzy, nana (woo-ah!), sieun (stayc), jurin (xg), shotaro (nct), heejin (loona), dosie (purple kiss), yeri (red velvet), felix (skz), gaeul (ive), somi, keeho (p1harmony), lily and haewon (nmixx), remi (cherry bullet), txt, lee chaeyoung (fromis_9), beomhan (fm entertainment), more
warnings: swearing, dirty jokes, lightly implied nsfw
fic notes: this is a work of fiction i made for fun just like my other works. i'm not assuming the sexualities, personalities, platonic/romantic relationships between any and all idols used in this fic. idols born after 2003 will not be frequently written in or directly involved with any romantic relationship/implied nsfw at any time.
author notes: this is my first smau!!! i've been wanting to make one for years and i finally found the motivation and confidence to do it. right now i haven't figured out an update schedule since i'm still in school, but i'll work on finding one if people actually want one. some chapters may be very text heavy opposed to tweets and messages just to contribute to the plot.
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before you begin please read the profiles, how it works, and introduction
profiles: the androids | the angels
how it works: the veil app
0. introduction: i got a match
i. one: hell froze over
ii. two: oh that bitch GAY
iii. three: the face of a cold blooded killer
iv. four: you think im cute? part ii. text + social media posts
v. five: hey bby gorl i want u
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justwritedreams · 1 year
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Now you know | Chanyeol
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Idol!Chanyeol x Idol!Reader Word count: 2035 Genre: fluff, kinda crack Author: maari  Warnings: none Note: I loved writing this so much oh my god 😫 thank you ateez for giving me the perfect scenario lol Request: may i request a fluffy chanyeol fic where his s/o is also an idol (94L) and theyre “secretly” dating but theyre bad at acting subtle so the fans know whats up + ships them lol ⫷ Exo Masterlist
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"So, what do you think?" Y/N asked her boyfriend curiously, she was lying on his chest, the two of them in bed spending the weekend doing what they so deserved, resting.
After all, both would have long weeks ahead of them and they would hardly have the chance to see each other or be together.
She was holding her cell phone, after showing him one of the intro tracks from her upcoming album.
"I loved it, it has a very cinematic fantasy vibe." he replied, with a proud smile as he stroked her hair.
"I told you the concept of this comeback is going to be like this, right?" the boyfriend nodded in agreement. "And we're going to have a collaboration with that American producer."
"You seem quite excited." he concluded, he didn't look at her face because his position wouldn't allow it, as she huddled in his embrace like a koala, but he could imagine the glint in her eyes. “I’m!” she said, raising her head to look at him better, as he predicted there was the sparkle in her eyes of pure pride and happiness. "It will be the first time I get to show my more mature side to fans."
Chanyeol laughed and the hand that was stroking her hair went to his girlfriend's arm. "Should I be jealous?" he raised an eyebrow and she laughed softly.
Y/N held the phone with one hand and the other brought it to Chanyeol's cheek, stroking his skin slowly.
"No, you're the only one who knows all of my sides."
He lifted his chin, a rather proud look knowing he was the only one and Y/N smiled before she leaned closer to kiss him, she had been doing this all day but it wasn't enough, when the lips were a centimeter away from touching, Chaneyol even had his eyes closed Y/N's phone vibrated not just once or twice but five times. She complained and threw her head on her boyfriend's chest who still had his pout to kiss her. Y/N took her head off Chanyeol's chest and brought her phone closer, seeing what was going on through the notification bar.
"Is my leader." she said "Why does it seem like she always does it on purpose?"
Chanyeol laughed heartily and his girlfriend wanted to bite his cheek but she held back and unlocked the phone. "You shouldn't talk about your leader like that." Chanyeol joked.
"I'm older than she is, have you forgotten?" Y/N glanced at her boyfriend, Chanyeol now resting his arm behind his head, his biceps got bigger in the black t-shirt he was wearing.
She opened the twitter link that was sent in the message, along with the phrase 'you have to see this. ASAP'.
Y/N felt her jaw drop when she saw the tweet and tensed up all of a sudden, this didn't go unnoticed by her boyfriend who now wiped the smile off his face and frowned.
"What?" he asked, analyzing his girlfriend's expression.
"Look at this." she turned the phone screen towards Chanyeol who focused his attention on the tweet, he gulped when he saw the picture of him and his girlfriend.
There was nothing much but from what they wrote, the suspicions were there.
Chanyeol and Y/N had gone to NCT 127's concert the night before, to support the boys from the same company and because she was a huge fan of the boys, they hadn't gone alone of course. Two members of Y/N's group were on her right side while Chanyeol, Sehun and Baekhyun were on her right side, exactly in that order.
In one photo they were just looking at the stage while in the other Chanyeol had his arm around Y/N's neck and the other was up. They were just enjoying the show, nothing else.
But fan comments came to the same conclusion: they were dating.
"Oh come on, it's not even that compromising!" he said and Y/N turned the phone's screen towards her, while bringing her other hand to her mouth to bite the nail. "We were just singing Dreams Come True."
"But it's not what the fans think, there's even a video of you hugging me." Y/N said, watching on her phone.
It really wasn't compromising, mainly because afterwards, Chanyeol hugged Sehun in the same way.
"Oh give me that." he took his arm behind his head to grab his girlfriend's phone.
"Hey!" she complained but he started swiping the screen. "Look, there are a lot of people thinking I was just being me." he glanced at Y/N who eyed him suspiciously. "I'll read it to you: 'lol he literally leans on Sehun afterwards, so they're dating', ew no!" Chanyeol stuck his tongue out in disgust and Y/N chuckled lightly.
"Good thing they were at an NCT show because if it was a comedy Y/N would probably be without an arm"
"Yeah, you do that with people when you laugh."
"But hey, there are a lot of people who shipp us."
"Really?" Y/N asked curiously and tried to snoop through the phone.
"They even made a thread about the two of us." he replied calmly and Y/N widened her eyes.
"What? You're kidding!" she said and slipped between her boyfriend's arm to see the phone too, he hugged her while opening the tweet.
The compilation had photos, videos, gifs of interactions between the two in events of all kinds. 
Y/N was never subtle in hiding what she felt for Chanyeol, it was no wonder he discovered the not-so-secret crush she had for him.
So the pictures of them looking at each other meant more than it should, she always smiled broadly when she saw him, it wasn't common to do that with anyone. 
And a photo in particular that she never actually explained, taken by a fan with low resolution, Y/N holding her phone and her backpack at the airport, accidentally her phone had been unlocked by fingerprint and it was possible to see that her boyfriend was the wallpaper, although couldn't quite see his face the fans had found similarities.
Chanyeol was always looking for her at SM concerts, whether to bow when greeting her - even though he had seen her backstage before - or to hold her hand at the end.
At award shows, they always seemed to talk with their eyes when they were at nearby tables. And they always danced and sang louder when one was performing.
She repeatedly praised the group's songs on her social media just as he did, and although it was vague, fans took it as a sign.
The interviews where she described her ideal type, someone like him.
The similar clothing and accessories. Which in their case wasn't similar, the hoodies Y/N took were actually Chanyeol's but no one could prove it. Anyone on the internet could buy the same model and size.
"Nothing that hasn't happened to other idols." Y/N spoke after a while.
If they didn't deny it and didn't confirm it, it would just be internet theory. Right?
"Ah, but this is interesting." Chanyeol stopped at one of the tweets with a wide smile.
"Oh no."
"Oh yes!" he chuckled before reading it aloud. "Y/N bubble update: 'I'm watching Descendants of the Sun again. Oh what? How many times have I watched it? Probably like 5 lol I really like this genre. And Dr. Kang is right, girls really fantasizes about the army uniform.' You said that the day I sent you my uniform picture." Chanyeol accused and she felt her cheeks burn.
That comment had been days before official photos of Chanyeol serving it were released on the internet, another clue for fans.
"I told you that on that video call." she tapped him lightly on the chest and he laughed.
Chanyeol dropped her phone on the bed and rolled over her, resting his elbows on either side of her body and glaring at her mischievously as she brought her hands to his shoulder.
"Actually you said something a lot worse, do you want me to repeat it?" he asked, raising an eyebrow and she laughed shyly.
"It's not necessary!" he nodded and leaned down to kiss her forehead, making her sigh at the contact.
Chanyeol then kissed Y/N's nose, cheek and chin, she just laughed lightly as she caressed his shoulder.
With her eyes already closed from the previous caresses, Y/N felt her boyfriend gently place his lips on hers, it was enough to melt her completely, no matter how many times they kissed even after so much time together, she felt the same things from the beginning, as if she were that dreamy little girl.
One of Chanyeol's hands went to her face, the big warm palm caressing her skin as they kept the same slow rhythm. Y/N took the opportunity to bring a hand to the back of his neck and caress the short strands of hair.
She felt him smile between the kiss and pulled away, causing her to complain.
"Hey, baby." he spoke softly and she opened her eyes, staring at him. "Don't worry, we'll be able to hide our relationship long enough."
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Chanyeol was live in his study on Instagram just over 15 minutes ago. He talked to the fans, answered questions, sang, showed some demos of songs he was working on.
All because he was bored that afternoon, his girlfriend was too busy with her own schedule and would probably be late, it was enough time to interact with the fans for a while.
A week had passed since the leaked photos of the concert they went to together and some fans were still asking about Y/N in the chat, he smiled sideways but pretended not to see.
They had agreed to hold back the relationship news for a longer time, for the sake of Y/N's group promotions, anyway the company had already released both of them to announce it whenever they wanted but Chanyeol wanted it to be special, they had been together for a long time it was true, but he wanted to take a new step with her.
He was so busy with his guitar, playing as he always did in his spare time, that he didn't hear the studio door open.
Y/N walked on tiptoe so as not to make any noise, smiling mischievously without noticing that the camera was on.
"Hi, love. I'm home." she hummed and the boyfriend turned around completely shocked, his eyes looked like they were going to pop out.
She didn't understand why he stood there with the guitar in his lap, usually he always dropped everything and ran to hug her and kiss her all over her face.
However all he did was point his head back to where the camera was and Y/N followed with her eyes, feeling her heart race when she saw her boyfriend's screen.
"Is it live?" she asked quietly and shyly as she saw the chat going crazy.
"Yes." he replied, laughing nervously.
"Huh… I'll leave then, I'll let you do what you're doing." She stuttered and a nervous laugh came out. Chanyeol chuckled, scratching his head and looked at the screen. He could even keep track of the comments because they came in so quickly. "I'm so sorry! Oh my God."
"It's okay, babe." he chuckled again and looked back to see Y/N shake her head in disbelief and she clumsily closed the door.
He took a deep breath before looking back at the camera, his eyes lowered to the comments and he chuckled at the comments. Most were freaking out over Y/N's surprise appearance, but the other half were all the same 'Are they dating??'.
"Yeah guys, I guess now you know." he shrugged, and propped his elbow on the table and put his face in his hand, moving closer to the screen to read better, and to hide his huge smile.
Chanyeol laughed when he read a comment and had to agree.
They suck at hiding lol that's what makes them perfect for each other.
Note: I just wanted to say this is the face I pictured him making when Y/N walked in the room 👇🏻 BYE
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How to be one of Jeno and Jaemins groupie :(
for you czennie💚🤭
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Stepping foot into your very first in-person fansign to meet your favorite idols had always been your biggest dream.
While you hoped for your bias Jaemin to recognize you from the couple of times you lucked out and were fortunate enough to speak with him through video call, you could have never anticipated the overjoyed excitement he greeted you with.
Jaemin’s arms flew up as you approached, subtly stealing glances at your dressed up figure from the corner of his eye. He recognized you from the moment you walked in with the line of fans, clutching onto an envelope neatly decorated with his name and bunny ear decals. The last time you spoke passed through his mind often, from the way you ducked and hid your face in a delicate demure way; to the way your voice cracked and grew higher in pitch when his eyebrows bounced up suggestively.
Innocent and lush, he thought, worrying his bottom lip while editing photos the next day.
“Ah, if I ever see her in real life..” he laughs to himself, shifting side to side before his computer screen. “I’m gonna fuck her.”
Jaemin could barely keep up his usual cool composure. The first time he answered your fan call had already emptied his lungs, having to gather his bottom lip beneath his teeth to control himself from shouting anything too inappropriate.
“Ahh, look who it is!” He announces, plastering his palms flat on the table to lean over and dazzle you with the widest brightest smile. “My favorite.”
Jaemin’s eyebrows bounce playfully, aware by the amount of viral tweets that went around each time you shared your experiences chatting with him beyond the allotted 30 second timer. ‘Nana’s favorite’ caught his attention while browsing the trending tags, met with tons of suggestive tweets quoting your second time chatting with him gazing full of endearment. Adding fuel to the fire by winking and complimenting how beautiful you looked.
“Me?!” You laugh, wrinkling the letter in your hold nervously.
“Of course, Nana’s favorite fan.” He confirms, sliding an open palm near your hands. Directing you with a silent nod, his fingers twitch, grazing your wrist lightly.
“Oh..” caught off guard, you manage to set down the letter you worked on for weeks. Shakily laying your hand in his as the speech you’d practice evades your thoughts.
“You’re more beautiful each time I get to see you.” He says quietly, jotting down a signature and extra note with his free hand inside of your Glitch Mode album. He cocks a well groomed eyebrow, lapping his lower lip while scanning you fast enough for fansites around to catch and speculate over for weeks to come. “How lucky am I for the prettiest girl to be my fan?”
Gasping and snaking your fingers around his wrist only further amuses him. Jaemin lets out a sigh, shutting the album and signaling a gesture out of sight beneath the table for only a manager to see. “See you later?”
Innocent, so very innocent.
“Bye bye” he speaks in a deceivingly sweet tone, shaking your hand and waving with his other.
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Jaemin ponders how long you’ll take to appear in his notifications, how far you’re willing to go for your favorite idol. Wishing he could have seen your reaction to the note left in your album, to his manager finding you and discreetly inviting you to an address that you have of course come to known as a rumored SM idol residence.
“You’re such a dog.” Jeno says from his bed, tossing football in the air. “I saw what you wrote in her album.”
“You’re just jealous she’s my fan.” Jaemin sneers, bragging about your text messages finally coming through. “Get lost, she’s about to be here.”
“That’s tough.” Jeno rolls his eyes, smirking and cozying up into a pile of pillows. “If she’s your fan, then she knows we’re roommates.”
Rumors had circulated around different fandoms of NCT members hooking up with their fans, but finding yourself sitting in your biases bedroom with his hand up your skirt sounded like something straight out of a wet dream. Scenarios you rarely ever let yourself even imagine because they were too far outlandish.
“Taste as pretty as you look.” Jaemin mumbles between layering kisses from your chin to your upper lip.
He’s nothing you could have ever imagined, too real and raw, covered with silky soft skin and plush lips.
This luxury he’s grown accustomed to since planning loopholes with Jeno to still get laid despite their fame has inflated his ego. More confident and full of himself now that he can have pussy sent straight to his room without worry of anyone finding out, Jaemin’s fast to lead you to his bed.
You knew the rules by now, keep the conversation minimal, no phone allowed inside, and absolutely do not disclose any information.
Overwhelmed by arousal and nerves, you can’t resist from grinding against his palm gliding between your thighs. Panting against his long throat with a panicked gaze that continuously lands on Jeno sitting his bed. Smirking with his elbows on his knees as he watches you allow his friend to spread your thighs apart and get a good look at the seat of your underwear gone damp. The shape of your cunt pushing through the wet fabric with the help of Jaemin’s working fingers prodding and teasing at your hole.
“I think Jeno wants to taste too.” He whispers by your lips, tipping your face to look across with the end of his nose dug into your cheek. Jaemin yanks your panties to one side, pushing your folds apart until you begin to whine and shrivel into his bed embarrassed. “Don’t be so shy, look at how much he likes it.”
He jerks your head, gripping onto your jaw to force you to watch Jeno’s eyes glaze over. The tip of his tongue circles the rim of his lips, knuckles white on balled up fist pulling at his sweats.
“First,” Jaemin taps your clit, grinning maniacally at how you whimper and jolt. “I’m gonna fuck you.”
He rubs harder, budging your thighs open and scolding you for ruining the show. “Then— you’re going to let Jeno have fun, right?”
Jaemin tsks, cruelly shoving two fingers knuckle deep inside of you. Knocking his forehead against yours when you don’t give him a clear answer between moaning and wailing. “You wanna be Nana’s favorite, don’t you?”
“Y-yes..” you stammer, nodding rapidly.
“That’s what I like to hear.”
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1864reruns · 8 months
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ౨ৎ like it when we get closer when it gets risky. 🦠
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ㅤㅤ 🎧ㅤ NCT
،،̲ ﹕ONE TWO SEVEN !  ❟
━  nothing here yet!
،،̲ ﹕DREAM !  ❟
ONESHOTS !
jisung's days of employmentㅤ౨ৎㅤpark jisung, smau [part one, part two]
As the current youngest member of Dre☆mer's Cafe, Park Jisung is given the task of managing their social media accounts to promote them amongst teenagers. Problem: Park Jisung treats the account as if it's his personal account.
wanna argue?ㅤ౨ৎㅤlee donghyuck, smau
In hindsight, maybe you should've been more specific in your tweet but it's too late and Lee Donghyuck doesn't seem to want you to clarify the tweet anymore.
،،̲ ﹕WAYV !  ❟
━ nothing here yet!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🫁ৎ i believe in you, i won't be suspicious.
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ㅤㅤ 🎧ㅤ SVT
،،̲ ﹕HIP–HOP UNIT !  ❟
MISCELLANEOUS TEXTS !
choi hansolㅤ౨ৎㅤboyfriend texts: one
jeon wonwooㅤ౨ৎㅤfwb texts: one
MINI SMAUS !
non player characterㅤ౨ৎㅤjeon wonwoo
Jeon Wonwoo does not often stream mmorpgs only due to the fact that he fears his chat wouldn't be nearly as entertained as they would be when he plays first person shooting games ❲like valorant❳ or fighting games ❲like valorant❳ or horror games ❲like val– fears to fathom❳. Of all the mmorpg's he could possibly make content out of, he chooses the most boring one– according to his friends– a game that was released in the early 2000's with its latest update happening a few years back to fix a shitty bug that was turning characters nude when they teleported. The reason he keeps streaming this mmorpg? There's a particular npc that his fans, and himself, adore.
،،̲ ﹕PERFORMANCE UNIT !  ❟
━ nothing here yet!
،،̲ ﹕VOCAL UNIT !  ❟
MISCELLANEOUS TEXTS !
lee jihoonㅤ౨ৎㅤboyfriend texts: one
ONESHOTS!
immortalised friendshipㅤ౨ৎㅤlee seokmin, angst, 3k words
After you meet your bestfriend's girlfriend, you feel content with your decision to give up your feelings for him━ nevertheless, it hurts all the same.
،،̲ ﹕OT13 !  ❟
ONESHOTS!
the reddit confessionㅤ౨ৎㅤsvt, smau, crack
Someone opens up about their crush on you on Reddit, Boo Seungkwan finds it, and demands answers from everyone.
DRABBLES!
on shuffleㅤ౨ৎㅤsvt [one, two]
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what-if-nct · 9 months
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also also also daily anon here again: the golden age teasers look very cool but I find it so funny that most of the response I've seen to the trailer was "why does sm always minimise yuta and Kun's screentime in these+give them so few lines" (2/3 of my biases rip but not the point) and now they're in the first batch of teaser pics. which is not to say that I think sm suddenly gives a shit about being fair to them or that I think they switched/made the lineup to pretend they do give a shit about these two. but it is cracking me up to think of some corporate executives hurriedly changing the lineup like "of course we care deeply about Utah and Cunt, we have no idea what these kids are tweeting about"
You know what I was trying to figure out what pattern they were releasing them in, like what's the structure here. Kun and Taeyong? Leaders. Easy okay. but Jeno and Yuta what connects them. One member from each unit but since 127 is the biggest unit they get two members okay. But what is their angle. Safe to say Yuta's is my favorite teaser, I love the vibes and it suits him. Gave me fic ideas which I have so many half written fics and posts in my drafts I don't need new ideas. And Taeyongs feels like the nighttime version of Yuta's and fits his vibe so well. Kun's is completely different but so sweet and cozy and really fits him. And Jenos is very mature and romantic and makes me think of sex and the city for some reason. So I think there is a grand scheme that is probably very elaborate and these teasers mean absolutely nothing to the main concept especially the underlining boyfriend vibes. Which I at times fall victim too. But more may unfold as the teasers are released. I love how everyone's trying to figure out why Kun and Yuta who don't get much during NCT U projects are first in the teaser order. The first ones are usually forgotten its the middle to last ones that are the big ticket spots. Like when you'd see mark or Johnny or Haechan or Jisung Around there. Or again there is either no rhyme or reason names were picked out of a hat. Or there is a grand scheme and it's a huge confusing puzzle that doesn't even correlate to anything. They'll be dancing in a parking garage. No I will not let the exo path code teasers leading to call me baby go. That is the exact vibe I'm getting!!!! The unrelated aesthetic shots in different countries. It's happening again. Cause that was after kr*s and luhan left but before tao left. I also won't stop with the NCT and Exo parallels cause so far, I haven't been wrong. Winwin is Yixing 2.0 and it makes me nervous. Anyway it could really go either way.
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meowmk · 29 days
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nct crack tweets part 4
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pm127s · 5 years
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[ 1:14 pm ] – you laughed as you saw yuta's new hair color.
“ what's so funny?” he grumbled, pouting his lips slightly.
“ your hair reminds me of lava girl, that's why ! ” you laughed, trying to stop your snickers from leaving your mouth. he seemed to pout more at your comment, which made you swoon a little.
“ don't worry though, you're my lava girl.” you cooed, pecking his cheek lightly.
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nctloveclub · 5 years
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wrong number — preview [prev / next]
sns au where johnny gets a number in a sandwich but the number is wrong and he ends up texting you, a small youtuber
my first sns au !! id like to get it out now that this wont have a posting schedule!! also ignore timestamps lol
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channoticedmeuwu · 3 years
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𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐲 | 𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐮𝐭𝐚
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[suh - ruhn - di - puh - tee] • english
(n.) finding something good without looking for it. Unexpected luck.
p : yuta x fem!reader | g : fluff | warnings : none!
Yuta's eyes went wide as he watched Y/n walk into the cafe. There was a small pout on her lips as she gazed around the place, looking for him. Her hair curled around her shoulders, and the streaks of evening sunlight glowed onto them from the window nearby. She wore nothing too extravagant, just a white shirt and a skirt. How could someone make something so plain look so cute?
Her faced beamed as she spot him and waved at him. Yuta waved back, unsure if she could see his trembling fingers. She took a seat in front of him, and up close, he could see her innocent features sprinkled with the peachy blush of her makeup. Her red lips looked so inviting and warm, her twinkling eyes looked so comforting and soft. Watching her was like stepping into a blooming garden in spring. She smelt like freshly cut fruits and flowers. Her pretty fingers were wrapped around the pendant of her necklace, fiddling with it as she spoke. He couldn't even hear what she was saying, her voice sounded like honey to his ears, like birds that tweet at the crack of dawn. His heart was beating in an unknown rhythm, loud and panging in his ears. Thank goodness to the hair covering his ears, of otherwise she'd see how red they were.
He cleared his throat and then slowly raised his hand in front of her, twirling a little daisy between his fingers. A shy smile spread across his soft lips as he watched her take the flower. She put it behind her ear, and adjusted her hair.
"How does it look?"
How did it look? Yuta thought he was dreaming.
The sun peered onto her brown eyes, making them twinkle like the pots of honey they were, so pretty and sweet. His head throbbed. His knees shook. His fingers trembled. And he smiled at her.
She smiled and took the flower out of her hair. She gestured him to come closer. As he bent closer, she carefully tucked his hair behind his ear, and placed the flower in his hair. Her fingers felt so soft against his ear, her features were so beautiful close to his face, and the little quirks they had, the small frown she had on her lips as she focussed on placing the flower behind his ear, the way her eyebrows furrowed as she watched her movements carefully. Oh, Yuta could just die.
"You look prettier with it!" She said, satisfied at last as she sat back in her seat and beamed at him, her eyes turning into crescents of joy.
And Yuta felt himself falling for her all over again.
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nct 127 : masterlist
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lowkeychenle · 3 months
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chapter 1: plz think of the ratios
masterlist meet: the gorlz🤪🩷 | meet: ✨sm's dumb shits + chenle✨ chapter 2: y/n declares war
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Description: After Chenle "accidentally" hits the follow button on Twitter, you try to get him to unfollow you by any means necessary, even if he's keen on staying right where he's at.
Pairing: Zhong Chenle x Reader (featuring NCT Mark, NCT Jaemin, aespa Ningning, & aespa Karina)
Genre: suggestive, crack, funny haha stuff idk
Content Warnings: mostly just jokes about chenle ruining lives and slight death jokes? lol
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+ fan tweet bonus…
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nctseren · 3 years
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>> m a s t e r l i s t
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——[introducing SEREN] ; female main dancer and main rapper of SM's coed group, NCT
:・゚✵  :・゚:・゚✵  :・゚:・゚✵  :・゚:・゚✵  :・゚:・゚✵  :・゚
want to get to know her? profile / what's on her phone? / style / most known fancams / love agenda
about her friendship with her members? 127 / dream / wayv / nct u / superm
about other friendships? within sm / outside sm
seren + eras? [ 2016-2018 ] [ 2018-2019 ] [ 2020-? ] [ NCT 2020 ] [ covers and station ]
seren + social media? you can find insta post, menpas, fans reactions, bubble, vlives, etc
you can find each things in the tagged
—insta updates [tagged seren.insta]
—czennies tweets [tagged fans.twt]
—menpas [tagged seren.menpas]
—bubbles [tagged seren.bub]
—vlives [tagged seren.vlive]
seren + articles? you can find every scandal, news, etc
most known scandals
seren + content? you can find nct daily, interviews, jcc, shows, and more
NCT 127 Takes a Friendship Test
NCT 127 24hr RELAY CAM
NCT 24hr RELAY CAM
'To You' #3
sun&moon
NCT WORLD 2.0 soon
Kids Meet Foreign Member In Kpop Group (Feat. NCT)
seren on crack? aka czennies videos:
someone save seren from nct 2020 by soheesmoon soon
learn the alphabet with seren by serencity
:・゚✵  :・゚:・゚✵  :・゚:・゚✵
—EXTRA ;
au's? what if?
incorrect quotes? find here >> tagged #incorrect.seren
writing? find here >> tagged #seren.writtn <<
##ships ; find every interaction and moments with her members :
[search tagged # sh.shipname : ex. #sh.sohyun]
##other ships ; soon
request : open!!
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