#my leg is itchy

[frchillingrn]

TOM & TRENT

#bully canis canem edit #bully rockstar #bully game #bully cce #rockstar games #digital art #digital fanart #bully scholarship edition #bully the game #rockstar bully #rockstar #my leg is itchy #tom gurney #trent northwick #smokinnnnn #half finished bench #bench with one leg how is it standing???!!! #I love toms voice it’s so cute #mmm I love coffee cake #different style #boys with acne lol #I can relate 😔 #sure hope a prefect doesn’t find em!!! #nighttime

[sneezarify]

Fuuuuuck I’m horny.

He keeps sneezing. He was sat in the middle seat of the car, me to the right and someone on the left…. so we were all tightly packed together.

I felt everything. His shaky inhale as his hands went up to cover his mouth. Then I experienced something so sexy I’ve never experienced before. I felt the intense gush of “sneeze breeze”blasting out from the sides of his cupped hands as a result of his HUGE sneezes. I nearly combusted.

#snzario #sneeze kink #snz fet #snzblr #im so damn lucky #He won’t stop sneezing #And it’s driving me wild #His sneezes can’t be missed #even when I’m not sitting next to him #Because they’re so fucking big #He has no shame and will never stifle #And he can’t really quieten them anyway #Fuuuuuuuuck #squeezing my legs together just watching him play with his poor itchy nose between sneezes #Help me #Why do you do this in group settings? #I always want to feel your sneeze breeze #I can’t believe I’ve unlocked a new snz fantasy

[icewindandboringhorror]

sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:

thing that I already do

thing I have tried 10 times

thing I already do

thing that I don't have the money to do

thing I already do

thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail

thing that is impossible given my situation

thing that doesn't apply to me

thing that I already do

thing I have already tried

hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently

thing I have already done

#I think maybe productivity tips help less if the reason you're unproductive is partially like.. physcial health and other extenral things #out of your control. rather than just like having trouble paying attention or spending too much time on tiktok or whatever #all the strategic to do lists in the world are not going to somehow prevent me from waking up with a debilitating migraine or whatever #or having external stressors or lacking resources and connections or other Productivity Essentials etc. #especially many tips involve stuff like 'cut off from social media' since thats the modern day time waster for so many poeple #and it's like.. lol.. i can hardly even maintain a blog even thuogh i actively WANT TO DO SO. 'shut off your smart phone!' already #done babey i fucking hate smart phones i shall never use an app unless i am forced to. 'delete tiktok' yep. already covered. tiktok and #all of those thinsg are my enemies. 'save money by cancelling some of your services' cool. already ahead of you. #who the fuck is out here paying for like 10 different subscription services. pirated videos uploaded to google drive and youtube to mp3 #my beloved. etc. etc. and so on. 'socialize less' .........LOL.. if only you knew.. mr.writer of the article. i can barely muster #talking to friends more than once a month and even less if I'm actively sick (often occurence) etc. etc. ... hewoo #I think maybe instead of generic productivity tips I need more like.. how to refocus and be productive anyway even if you have a headache #or are nauseous or etc. Not that those are always things to ignore. and of course you should let your body rest and etc. But plenty of peop #e have mild physical symptoms and just work through them. Ithink something about the way my body/mind is SOO hyper attuned to all #sensory information just makes it like... constantly 'GRR well I cant focus on WRITING right now because my lef #t ear feels weird and my socks are too itchy and my back has a strange pressure and I'm vaguely warm and my eye feels some ssort of #way it doesnt normally feel and I'm hyperaware of my breathing and also nauseous for no reason' and like half of those things I #think '''normal''' people wouldnt even notice or at least would be able to just live through. but for me it's like.. nealry impossible to i #gnore and soooo distracting always. like 'wahh.. nooo we can't draw or get anything done.. my legs feel slightly heavy or something!!' #like............. ok......... who cares. thats not even a PAIN sensation it's just something weird. but it's just like.. NO. constant #mental alerts about the 'heaviness' of your legs be upon ye. Though Imean like.. yes.. 70% of the time I am in genuine pain #or having some sort of actual ailment with trackable physical symptoms. but sometimes it's just like... we could totally be working right #now and ignoring this silly thing but my brain is fixated on it for no reason uncontrollably. etc. etc. I guess it's the same way that like #most people can go to a grocery store without the whole experience being so overwhelming and so much stuff going on at once #that they have to rest afterwards but like.. in my own HOME doing NOTHING i feel like I should be able to not get overwhelmed lol. ANYWAY #Rolling my bastard little rock up a dumbass hill and so on and so forth

[deadcrowcalling]

screw keratosis pilaris my friend is playing connect the dots on my arm and my whole upper arm is just covered in purple marker

#if u dk what keratosis pilaris is #it's a buildup of keratin in like my skin #so my skin is bumpy #it's mostly on my arms but also a little on my face and my legs #it's not itchy or painful #it's just there #ITS MY LAST DAY OF EXAMS WOOHOO #i have to do math and world history today

[minty-bubblegum]

@dadofdisappointment coem get ur man before I get to him

#Happy birthday to him #I'm feeling a little too aggressive this afternoon #Grrrrrrr atejkeoeow #MANIA AWWOOOOOOOOOOO #my foot won't stop twifyvjkin stg like ever interval #Aueooe #It's itchy #ITXHYUY #Jade leech #jade leech twst #twst jade #Jade twst #twst #twisted wonderland #Hevy brethe #MY LEG ITCHY TWICYH #FINGER ITCHU #LEG WONT STOP MOVING GRRRRRRR #I felt too lazy to color in his outfit #WHats the point when I'm just gonna strip him down two minutes later #Jade pegging fic where

[cordeliawhohung]

my day thus far has consisted of a 10 hour shift, a combative patient, a minor migraine, and now an allergic reaction so honestly im living the dream

#core talks #im joking i hate it here #im so itchy i could sob #my legs are swelling like crazy they itch so bad

[kalkydra-a]

sometimes when i'm in a lot of pain i look up anatomical diagrams of the human body and get really really angry that the human body is Like That

#kal.text #hate that leaving the house means my legs AND hips AND shoulders AND back hurt so so bad #what's it like having shoulders that work. i haven't known what that's like since 2010 #like my shoulder hurts so bad it's itchy :crylaugh:

[coffee-bat]

guys im gonna cry (/pos)

#so i have a very weird type of chronic pain right #where aside from the normal pain there's also like. itching inside my joints. 24/7 #like restless legs syndrome but its also in my neck; right elbow; fingers; recently wrists joined; and all leg joints from knees down #there's a constant itch and need to move and bend them past their healthy range and nothing helps nothing brings any relief #and its unbearable. genuiely unbearable. #so #two days i broke and decided to try ordering a cooling+painkiller gel for the joints #without really much hope that it'll do anything #it came today. i tested it on my wrist 20 minutes ago #and oh my god #guys. #the joints almost dont itch #for the first time in months my wrist bones dont itch #im genuiely getting teary eyed oh my god #like i know this probably seems trivial when you dont have this issue #most people take non-itchy joints for granted and its normal to you #but for me its not. ive had this 24/7 since i was 12. i forgot what its like to not have to be constantly moving and bending. #god. i wanna cry #personal #chronic pain #rare positive vent lol

[daisywords]

my skin is a real spoiled brat. some princess and the pea tomfoolery right here.

#can you stop freaking out for one second what do you even WANT #ugh I've been trying to get rid of the terrible folliculitis rash on my legs for months #got a new bodywash I thought might help that was supposed to be like gentle and hypoallergenic too or whatever #so then why am I so itchy???????

[spacedustmantis]

i am so fucking itchy!!!!!

#my legs are very red #bc im very bad at not scratching myself when im itchy #:( #buggy thoughts #buggy life

[phantom-does-a-thing]

I need to be violently exfoliated

#my legs r so dry n itchy #and I got sunburn a few weeks ago #so now it’s finally peeling #and it’s so itchy #rambling #phever dreams with phantom

[pansyofthesouth]

Nadja does NOT shave her bodyhair. I know, she told me herself.

Laszlo does tho.

#There's no way in hell my good lady wife does that #I like to think she competes with Nandor to see who's leg hair is longer and thicker #Hers is thicker and Nandor's is longer #Colin can morph his body into whatever is more annoying to people. #So in normal days he doesn't have a single bodyhair #But when he's sitting in shorts next to someone in the subway his leg hair is so damn thick that makes the other person itchy #wwdits #nandor the relentless #what we do in the shadows #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #colin robinson #guillermo de la cruz

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

A CHILD IS BORN, A SON IS GIVEN! GOD HAS SO LOVED THE WORLD!

#MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS #i was sitting in church today and marveling at the love of God #what wondrous love is this oh my soul #what woundrous love is this that caused the lord a bliss to bear the dreadful curse for my soul #im obsessed with Jesus im obsessed with the love that he is #like whom all the world cannot contain was a child so small his mouth could not form words and his hands were clenched into little fists #his legs were chubby and his mama kissed his forehead #the hay was itchy and he probably made a couple whiny baby noises #those adorable infant cries that yank at every heartstring #all for me #God did not need to become a man #God did not need to become a baby #but becasue he loved me he was once a newborn #because he loved me he was once 2 years old and crying skinned knees #because he loved me he was once my age #God is love #the love is Jesus #what wondrous love is this #catholic things #merry christmas!!! #christmas

[emiwuaidmslomc]

Fuck mosquitoes

I hope they all die

I dont care about if it negativity impacts the ecosystem

THEY ARE EVIL

#STAY AWAY FROM THE UK YOU EVIL BEINGS #my legs are SO ITCHY #I didnt even concider that Germany would have mosquitos ;-; #youre not cool #AND UR NOT EVEN VAMPIRE CODED #WHY DO THEY INSERT SHUT INTO UR BODY ASWELL #I HATE THEM #FUCK MOSQUITOES #!! #mosquitos #Europe #uk

[noodleincident]

to do before i leave for the day at 9am* tomorrow:

- shampoo

- shave**

- remember my lunch

- layer for 20°

this is 4 more things than usual so i’m a little nervous about waking up on time

#*realistically 9:30 tbh #**yes yes i’m an affront to feminism and it’s winter but my legs are so prickly and itchy 😭 #~

[angryscreeching]

oh my god fighting for my life

#my 1+ cough got worse. chest hurts #weird red itchy bumps broke out all over my body #they everywhere. my face my neck my arms my legs my back #throat hurts. fre me #doctor app tomorrow ! #i also think my hands and feet are swelling again #+ nose running #save me