#my humor and way I talked

[fruitvendor]

having a tumblr once I hit 13 means I have an archive of every person I’ve ever tried to be for better or worse

#sweet words from people I dated before and were friends with #my humor and way I talked #all of my self deprecating angst #nah fr tho I see why ppl delete this shit once they hit 18 #I’m 20 now and I have tattoos and a license #I ended an engagement and then got into a relationship where I might see them Sunday to discuss our breakup #:P crazy isn’t it

[shrimpchipsss]

made a fist and not a plan

#fell asleep during monthly meridian cleanse #go stream the liushen wrecking ball animatic #changed my life #saw it ages ago and then recently got into mother mother and was like i kNOW THAT SONG IT'S THE LIUSHEN SONG #i just think abt the extra chapter and the way liu qingge would humor shen qingqiu forever if he could probably #LIKE WHAT DID THEY TALK ABOUT #i love liu qingge #liushen #liu qingge #shen qingqiu #scum villain #svsss

[kozh-lucium]

I wonder what Bhaal is thinking if he saw his ex-kid frolicking like this.

Is he still salty that resist Durge disobey him?

Maybe not, since he can just make another bhaalspawn.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 durge #my art #one joke I love about bhaal #is that ‘bhaal finds a way’ #well okay maybe it’s more dark humor if we took it seriously #but at withers party jaheira warned us about our kids inheriting the condition #yet it’s weird if you’re romancing same sex partner #in this case my durge married gale #cough and he tops gale cough #so…. #ooookay time for me to stop talking #i don’t even know why I wrote these

[note-boom]

The best thing about BSD Lucy Montgomery is that she is trying so hard to live her fairy tale dream, like asking Atsushi to save her from the Guild and all that nonsense.

Instead, she just gets beaten by him once when they're enemies, gets out of the Guild on her own, and has to save that sorry boy's life over and over again.

Like, sorry, Lucy girl...you're not the damsel in distress in this fairy tale. You're the prince charming who had a bit of a villain arc and now is doing good out of sheer spite and stubborness. Better luck next arc?

#like the more i think about it the more i think lucy is just trying so hard to live an idealistic story #but life is just so mean to her that her romanticist idealism has turned into her holding onto those ideals out of sheer spite #even though she more often than not acts the most sensible out of all the bsd characters #like the girl was like 'oh yeah actually joining a criminal organisation is a bad way to cope' after one (1 or 2) conversation with atsushi #and then she went and proceeded to get herself a job #and then she talked to fukuzawa and gave him pretty solid advice without stopping him #not to mention the minute things went topsy turvy during doa she actually manged to storm the government and demand reason #my girl is desperately trying to be part of this fantasy world but she's too worldwise to truly fall for it #maybe im just reading too much into it but still...its amazing #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd musings #humor #bsd lucy #character analysis #spitting nonsense

[bizarrelovesquare]

Avatar: The Last Airbender

s3 ep 09, Nightmares and Daydreams

#avatar the last airbender #atlaedit #maiko #zuko #mai #gif #evie's gifs #this scene is one of my favorites ever actually! she's trying to cheer him up in her own mai way with her dry humor he knows so well #like 'yeah babe let's boss people around because we can <3' #but he's so caught up in worrying about what his abusive father thinks of him that he's not going to be able to get out of his thoughts rn #and then in the last image she realizes that. she's powerless in this situation and love & distraction aren't enough to automatically fix i #the situation is bigger than them and it's heartbreaking for both of them #(god how do people not enjoy this relationship?? i could talk about them all day but that's just me)

[the-very-rubiest]

One thing that will never not be funny about the Electric Callboy fandom on here is how much people are thirsting and gushing over these guys who, to me as a German, are very much Just Some Dudes. Like I cannot stress enough how Some Guys they are. I don't care how big they get, they will always have the vibes of a bunch of Deep West German dudes who drank too much beer with their homies and accidentally shenaniganed their way into fame. And don't get me wrong, I am here for it, but it's just so so so funny.

#the way they all have the same regional accent as my uncle and kevin has basically the same sense of humor too #i just. it's SO funny. #i love how these dumbass german dudes are your most specialest boys and i support you in your endeavors #electric callboy #talk corner

[sisididis]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @reallunargift!

Guess who's using his last cents after a night out to wish you a very happy birthday? I hope you're leaning in extra close, because Port has to make himself heard over the pimba playing in the background!

#happy happy birthday to one of my most precious friends! #the cleverest jokester the most avid f1 commentator the sweetest person and the most talented all-rounder #the (lunar) gift that keeps on giving! ❤️ #this year i thought i’d draw port wishing you happy birthday over the phone #the original idea behind this was ro talking to port on the phone and the telephone cord stretched out to spell “happy birthday lunie” #but i ran out of time and ro didn’t come out the way i wanted him to #(for some reason he came out looking like george russell don't ask me why he just did!) #i hope that you will like your present all the same #thank you for brightening up another year of my life with your inimitable sense of humor #but most of all thank you for another year of your one-of-a-kind friendship #i hope that this year will bring you happiness good health good luck #(more content on 2 unnamed f1 drivers shhh) #and everything that your heart desires because you deserve it tenfold #la mulți ani lunie! ❤️ #parabéns! ❤️ #aph portugal #my fanart

[tightjeansjavi]

Given Joel’s inevitable time playing on the golf course…this is how I am coping 😔

Me to @ Neil and Craig rn

#the only way I cope is through dark humor lol #he’s not dead idk what y’all are talking about!! #he never plays golf and he and Ellie have their movie night #idc I will die on the denial hill!! #but I will be pouring a shot out for him this weekend for my bday #joel miller

[kenobion]

Andrew Garfield behind the scenes - OUT photoshoot

#this is old but new footage (to me) cropped up so I had to do it #andrew garfield #my gifs #I just love everything about him #his face his smile the way he talks the way he moves the sound of his voice his personality his humor #I am some kind of way about him #please let me love him I need him #bYE

[c00kietin]

why must I cry so much.

#vent #I don't mean this in a dramatic way or anything. I just. cry a lot. #and it's annoying. #my parents aren't the cause for it- school can be anxiety ridden but I get over it sooner #but me? #ohohohoho I blame myself for making me cry so much #i come up with the world's worst “what ifs” and “whys” then I cry a lot and refuse to talk. #sorry for venting publicly. I wanted it out of my system. #might make this private someday. #it feels wrong sharing it to others. #this is half-humorous half-serious because joking a little makes me feel less bad. #I'm sorry. #also #thanks.

[crimescrimson]

Favourite Resident Evil Characterizations Out of All Their Games [1/?]: Short Hair Claire Redfield in Resident Evil: Revelations 2 (2015)

#crimson's gifs: resident evil #Resident Evil #RE #Resident Evil: Revelations 2 #RE: Revelations 2 #RE Revelations 2 #Resident Evil Revelations 2 #RE REV2 #Claire Redfield #Sniper Claire Redfield #So this series is gonna be for both physically favourite and depiction favourite #So in terms of outfit and such this Claire is my favourite because its the only one that actually fucking branches out from her usual style #In every single RE game or series shes in shes always in a leather jacket and pony tail with blue jeans #The only outlier is degeneration #So the short hair and the long sleeved shirt really go hard as a change and also really suit her. I love the hair and wish they kept it #In death island for her instead of copy pasting her ID look #In terms of characterisation I love a more rough around the edges depiction of her reminiscent of Code Veronica #Ive always preferred Claire when shes not forced into a protector of children role and that being her entire identity #Yes shes compassionate and thats one of her main motifs but shes also a person who made a LOT of mistakes young #Including abandoning Leon and Sherry post RE2 and not looking into Simmons before he got custody of Sherry #So seeing how her ability to talk to kids has dulled over the years and her older sense of humor really works #Code Veronica and Rev2 are the only versions of her that they don't try and make her mother teresa and I love her way more that way #I feel like in all versions of RE2 shes ruined by her post re2 decisions in the way they try and paint her in-game #I haven't watched Degen in a WHILE and in ID she's just there for 5 minutes to be pissed at Leon for making a really hard decision he had t #Idk I feel like if they introduced her in code veronica and her only 2 outings were CVX and REV2 she wouldn't take any damage from it #Theme: Characterized

[expectiations]

Okay but there is no way in HELL River is staying away from the Doctor if she gets out in canon. So either she misses them by a (few) incarnation(s) and she'll eventually come back for good on the show. On our TV screens. OR she stumbles into the Division Doctor instead and stays with them. I really don't see another alternative here 😃

On that note, I recently read this fic that gave a new spin on how the Doctor shared their name to River. It wasn't a word. It was something complex, Time Lord-y, and more of a...neural link?(??)

I may be getting it wrong but it wasn't a spoken name but this telepathic connection that involved the fifth dimension (?). I'm conjuring this all up from a dying memory and overwrought, single brain cell.

Which then explains why River and the Doctor keep on bumping (-ish) into each other throughout time and space.

So to connect that with your ask (how am I going to connect it with your ask), would the Doctor somehow "feel" River's presence? Though as a data ghost, do neural links still work? Does it too somehow break all known laws and still supersede death?

Anyway, I am glad we got a post-Library River (coming this August on Big Finish!!) BUT I also am low-key anxious over what the box set writer said.

Maybe River would go pop in on her darling's life. Maybe she'd be in the background pulling strings and stuff (raising their Time Tots 👀 with another version of the Doctor – Doctor Moon? The Curator? "Retired" Fourteen?). Maybe she'd also gone around on adventures and what-not with Fugitive Doctor. Or maybe she's the grandmistress wreaking havoc on the universe. Who knows?

Lots of questions. No River to answer them.

#thanks for the ask! #capybaraonabicycle #tia talks tish #dw musings #river song #post-library river song #doctor who #the doctor's name #doctor moon #the curator #the doctor #fourteenth doctor #time lord shenanigans but make it river song coded #what do you get? the pantheon #<- my sense of humor goes the opposite way of our heat levels #can you tell i'm on my last leg 🦵🏻 #maybe i should get another leg #okay i'll stop now byee

[ottiliere]

I love crawling out of the depths, opening up tumblr, and seeing your art. I love it.

it is quite interesting how social media can fall to the wayside, and people on the internet can just disappear forever if they really wanted to! I admit I struggle to keep up with "public accounts", they are uniquely stressful and I solute your hibernating tenacity. always lovely to see you resurface regardless, thank you very much for the lovely compliment...

I will say in case any of my dear followers were wondering where i've gone for the past month and a half, for weeks i've been pondering how to even broach the enormity of the topic that is: I made the mistake of thinking about my most favorite character for more than 2 minutes in one sitting. I intentionally go out of my way to avoid this and have many strategies to evade this occurring because every time I do enter a sort of hermetically sealed mental chamber where it's just me and him and his life and I begin to ignore all points of previously established social contact and also my health indefinitely. It's difficult to convey the emotional experience of this or its psychic magnitude. and it's hard to say "guys i really love this character!" because that's just words. you can't see it. the 10 years of obsessively thinking about some guy so intensely on&off cyclically until you've made 20 different worlds he's living in... how does one convey the depth of these without artistically depicting them as you see them to be...? i am trying to figure it out. currently planning a longform comic for my favorite and several smaller comics for others, but logically an individual can understand this takes a while... he and I have had multiple rendezvous over the past decade and I wish I had more "historical" art to show but for many of these years I have been a bit too physically disabled to draw, the past several weeks have been spent attempting to recreate his ideal form as he exists in my head. he is starting to come around!

I typed up three separate disquisitions last month to try and explain my feelings on him and none of them felt like the proper vessel to communicate this concept. which is likely for the best. the obvious answer is "just draw him". fine with this being the case, difficult when I have so many drawing ideas I'm now sitting on 100+ works in progress and they just keep accumulating since my brain generates these like an old laptop you leave in the corner of your room to mine bitcoin. in a way I'm content with this being a very "personal" experience thus far, shared with me and those in my inner social circle (really cannot emphasize to my readers enough how fandom can poison your constitution without self-checked moderation). however... I yearn to meet others who are as passionately involved with him as I am, because I think we could coalesce our ideas, and passion, into something beautiful...

^dio brando

#lucy art #might seem humorous to you that I get so emotional over dio brando every day that I get nauseated and sometimes cry. but tis my atlas #i could not tell you if jojo is actually good by the way outside of sbr which is the best part objectively #dio relapses occur ~once every 2 years and whenever they do i reread dio the invader thirty times and nothing else in the series #hes the only character ive ever bought merchandise for..I hated history until I met him now i can't read any kind of fiction but historical #sorry by the way to use your innocuous compliment as an excuse to talk about dio. wish it was not contrarian to my nature to just make #''posts'' publicly unprompted. i prefer to journal... i don't know how active I will be after this post even. will likely just go back to #sitting with him in a dark room until I finish any/all of the projects I've started #which is mildly unfortunate since I love to collaborate in the marketplace of ideas... my compatriots are out there somewhere #jojo is more popular than it was ''back in my day'' i don't know maybe some of you guys like it. asks always welcome lord knows #I've already pestered my friends with thousands of words about him already over this past month #sidenote: sasha askblog is not abandoned + never will be... it is a fun side project. like many things in life. much planned for him too

[opal-owl-flight]

I wonder how many times Ill say this again.

If you dont like the stuff Im posting, or if it makes you uncomfortable. Please block or unfollow me. Or block any of the tags Im posting under.

You have the responsibility to curate your experience, that is not on me. You have the choice to walk away. Tumblr makes it easy.

Everything I post is properly tagged. If youre a minor, you should have the suggestive and nsfw tags blocked.

#someone sent me an anon over this instead of properly talking to me abt this can you believe #you dont wanna show face? fine. get outta my blog #told me that Im causing discourse when I havent seen people asking me to turn things down/more vagueposts #BUDDY MY SHIT IS TAGGED WKDKDW BLOCK ME OR THE TAGS AND MOVE ON #THAT IS THE TUMBLR WAY #for the record Mags is only being flirty these days wjdndj. the first posts were a shitpost #anyway if thats not your humor!!! block me!!! #as for the minors STAY OFF THE GODDAMN MAGOWHORE TAG!! #ITS ALREADY TAGGED THATS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY NOW NOT MINE #magolor #(idk if tumblr will make tyis show up on the tag at this point but there.)

[punctuation-completionist]

you don’t have to answer this ask but wow how are you supposed to be the bad guy fucking apologizing for reacting badly to being told to kill yourself?? i hate this website

well okay hold up i never said i was the bad guy. i said there were misunderstandings on both sides and that i was sorry for an issue in one part of how i handled it. just one.

#ask tag #not counting #like um. i do understand that maybe this person's sense of humor is way different then mine okay #but like. they said that they didn't mean it legitimately and once they saw it was haarmful they apologized #for me to say ''i am glad i understand your side of the story and you understand mine'' i am not saying i'm the bad guy #there's really no ''bad guy'' in this situation as i see it because the world is more nuanced then that y'know #like. sometimes people have a sense of humor that you can't pick up on. it doesn't mean you shouldn't state your point of view #and say ''that wasn't how i want people to talk to me and i also won't let you do that'' #also the only part i really ''apologized'' for was that i used a term for them that was uncomfortable #i assume for gender reasons. and i understand where that comes from. if someone called me ''girl'' while arguing i wouldn't like it #whenever i said sorry after that i did my best to try and word it in a way like ''i am sorry this happened but it's not my fault'' #like how when. idk. someone's grandma dies and you say ''sorry for your loss'' you're not saying that you killed their grandma #you're just saying that you feel bad that the thing happened but not that it's your fault #and yes. i do agree that the situation may have been fixed if they just said it was a joke but hindsight is 20/20 right? #anyways. that's my take on the situation. #and like. idk. if they apologized and told me how they saw it. i'm gonna believe them because i have had WAY more malicious people here #like idk. there have been anons who have said wayy worse and there's no discernable reason for why they would #like that one anon who told me that i should get my arms chopped off or something. idk. i deleted it before i could commit it to memory #and that was on purpose #but like. my point is. there's worse people. and if i focus all of my energy about being mad over a person who made one joke in bad taste #idk just seems like a waste of time #at least that's my perspective on the situation. never said i was the bad guy. just sorry it happened #also sorry it happened so late at night for me! i need an ibuprofen and a bagel now

[kh-yumio]

Some times I need to draw my fav characters in Mexican situations but then the images of Roxas and Xion getting involved in the Emo Vs Punk Battle, or Vanitas being send by Xehanort to OXXO and buy 1l of coca-cola appear in my brain and I can't be normal after that

#my sense of humor is broken #im sorry #Tiny Sora would have a battle to death against the Atlas Book while trying to make it fit inside his backpack for elementary school 😭 #ERAQUS WOULD BE THE KIND OF DAD THAT SAYS “when i was a kid i went to school without shoes and walked all the way from home to there #Aqua would be an abanderada in elementary and high school #she gives that energy #kingdom hearts #vanitas #xion #roxas #Xehanort #sora #eraqus #kh aqua #yumio talks