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owlf45 · 5 months
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Trade offer: i give cat, you send cat in my inbox
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starryknightace · 4 years
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I had Top Surgery! (Post Op 1 1/2 Weeks pics)
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Suprise! I had top surgery almost 2 weeks ago. It was a bit of a process to get to that point and i was literally counting down the hours til i went under. I kept joking to people i was most excited about my "induced 4 hour nap" more than anything. I got to my day surgery clinic early in the morning, to which i got changed into scrubs, was told to wait under a blanket to keep my body warm, and met with the nurse, anesthetist and my surgeon for pre op discussions. Then i was escorted into the operation theatre where i hopped on the table, got nice and comfy with blankets, tubes, oxygen mask annnnddd.... woke up 4 hours later forgetting i had surgery 🤣
I did this in my last surgery (which in comparission was more terrifying cause i had blood in my mouth and couldnt remember what happened to me), but i woke up and couldn't work out where i was, why i felt so dizzy and how i got clothed 🤣 i spent about 2 hours in the recovery room sat in a recliner chair dozing off, except to eat (cause i had been fasting prior) and drink. I did try to pee but couldn't which was frustrating 😅 then i was taken home, where i promptly went to sleep lol
I had my drains in for 72 hours and they were the worst part of recovery. I carried bottles in a pillow case and they had be be positioned lower than my chest at all times. Luckily i wasn't able to move much and while i was on strong pain medication i mainly slept. I had my mum stay with me for a week and i'm thankful she did cause she really saved my butt by doing everything for me (i really had to let go of my control which was weirdly hard, i just felt bad making her do things for me but she was happy to). The drains were uncomfortable and by the morning there were to be taken out i was really hurting where they were inserted. After they were taken out it was a blessing and recovery got A LOT easier. I had shallow baths every few days and my mum helped me was my hair. I had baby wipes for my armpits and chest area which again saved me from being stinky. I still mainly slept, or watched tv shows with my mum up until she left. She prepped me a LOT of meals before she left so i wouldn't have to cook.
Sleeping on my back was probably the most uncomfortable part (after the drains), because i'm a stomach sleeper. I have been managing to sleep though which has been nice (and Maple has been good, sleeping beside me all through the night!). I've been sleeping elevated to help with swelling. I actually got told off by my nurse while doing my week post op check up cause i was still doing too much. I went to Uni for a 6 hour workshop that day too and went to a costume showcase that night. Safe to safe i was exhausted the next day and didnt do much but sleep.
So i'm still quite swollen and bruised 1 1/2 weeks in, which will eventually settle down. my nipples seem to be taking well so crossing fingers the blood returns. I was worried about puckering but being able to closely examine my chest it's due to the swelling at the moment so hopefully that goes down too.
All in all i can't stop smiling at my chest - i finally feel like myself 😁
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Some tips for those looking to have Top Surgery based on my experience:
MEDICINE
I have a high pain threshold - i was willing to go to uni a week post op because i could stand to - would recommend people booking off at LEAST 3 weeks prior to work/study if you can help it. I have only one class per week at the moment and its only theory so thats why i was able to travel and even then i was taken pain killers ever 4 hours.
In my mother's words "don't be a hero, if you need to take pain relief, do it". Best advice. I've weened myself off pain killers to 2 just before bed (panadine forte), or before i need to go out and do things (genral paracetamol). If you need to take more just do it - also write down when you've taken things (because its good to know how much you've had per day!) You can take iburofen and paracetamol intermittedly in 4 hour intervals (eg. Iburofen at 12pm, paracetamol at 2pm, another dose of iburofen at 4pm, etc).
You'll also be taking antibiotics - generally 3 times a day with meals. I also took probiotics 2 hours after taking my antibiotics to avoid the sideaffects of them (eg. Mouth Ulcers (which i did get dang it), thrush, etc).
I was also taking strong pain killers (for the first few days i took 2 every 4 hours then weened down to one per night). Be careful with strong pain killers - the thing doctors/people don't tend to mention is that they can be addictive/dependent drugs. Sometimes you would prefer to keep taking them and that can be an issue. I asked my surgeon at my 1 week if i could please get one more script of something a little stronger than paracetamol to take a night and it took a bit more of a discussion to get it. If you can try to get by on the paracetamol alone do so and remember you can alternate with iburofen every two hours.
WEIRD BOWELS
With all these medications you'll more than likely get constipated so adding to the list of medications i also took good ol' laxatives. The first poop after surgery was like 3 days later and it hurt 😅 the laxatives helped me after to soften my stools (cheat mode is when you're lactose intolerent and you eat a bunch of cheesecake whoops 😅). Also peeing was weird for the first week due to the anesthestics in me. It took me ages to pee, sometimes i had the feeling of needing to pee but nothing happened, and i was peeing like, every hour.
SUPPORT
Both in furniture sense and people sense.
My mum was my main support especially in the first week. She looked after me, my house and my cat. She grabbed things i couldn't access, drove me to my appointments, managed my medicine, cooked me food and generally just helped me around the place. Originally i only wanted her there for a few days but im glad she was there cause i was sore and out of it most of the time. Alongside her my two best friends were also a massive help - coming over to keep me company, drive me places, help me do my grocery shopping, tell me off for overdoing it, gave me plenty of entertainment (thanks to katie i finished wind waker!). Get yourself some support and let go of that control, you will honestly be too tired and sore to do anything anyway.
Make sure you get yourself some comfy pillows. I got myself a U shaped pillow and it has so far saved my neck so much pain. I sleep elevated which means more pillows to prop myself up. And pillows for my couch.
WASHING
So for the first 72 hours i was just a gross gremlin with dry shampoo because of the drains. My chest was covered in bandages so i couldn't wash that area anyway. After the drains were removed i was told i could have showers, but i opted for shallow bathes anyway. I was able to wash myself fine (just go slow), then i would put pants on and get my mum to help wash my hair. After my 1 week check up i started having showers, but stood out of the stream. I only have tape to cover my stitches now (i took them off for the photo) so am able to carefully wash parts of my chest and back i couldnt get to before. I can now wash my hair (slowly). Raising my arms is still not easily fesable but i can lift them to a certain point.
EMOTIONAL
Now, i wasn't as emotional as i thought i was going to be but i do know other trans guys who said they went through bouts of depression after their surgery. Its something to look out for. For me, it was emotionally draining to talk to people about it constantly. I didn't mind though and it was nice people checked up on me but it did wear me out. Its always good though to check in with your emotional state throughout to see how youre feeling. It's not an inmediate grattification, the swelling and bruising is a lot and it won't look right for a while. Also leading up to surgery people can feel fearful and doubtful, always chat to a loved one about your feelings! Personally i had no nerves leading up to surgery but afterwards i was constantly worried that i wasn't healing right. Talking to your surgeon will HELP trust me!
SCARRING
Ok this was a big shock to me so i hope this helps other people but scar medication/ointments don't actually work. I asked my surgeon about it and as a skin professional who has been studying the effects of scarring for over 40 years - this is a beauty scam you don't need to bite into.
"Time and your genetic biology are the only ways that help your scars heal, sorry to burst your bubble but save your money on that placebo".
Looking after yourself the first few months post op will help you get good results later.
Of course i understand if people will still want to buy scarring products but thought i would post the words of a professional too 😅 don't shoot the messenger on this one. And if you do decide to use the stuff then wait 6 months before doing so.
I think that's all i can think of at the moment. There's a really good private facebook group for top surgery and i got a lot of my info from there. If people are curious feel free to DM me, send me an inbox and i'd be happy to chat as best i can! My experience is based in Australia so people might have different expectations/experiences in different countries!
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Home for the Holidays
my suuuuppeerrrr late @spideychellesecretsanta gift for @spiders-n aaacckkkkkk ya deserved a much better secret santa than me hahahuhu. belated merry christmas and i hope you find something from this fic eeekkk
btw i suggest listening to  Christmas Without You by OneRepublic for maximum impact hahaha
I’ll leave the entire fic under the cut so that it’s a true secret surprise gift like it’s wrapped up n sht so u dont know what ur getting hahaha
It was the first year of Peter and MJ’s relationship, their first holiday as a couple, and they were spending it thousands of miles away from each other.
It'd been so long since they were last together; actually see each other face to face and feel the other’s presence, just hang out comfortably knowing the other was there. Months of no physical contact or talking to each other in person and there just seemed to be no end in sight. MJ always was a realistic pessimist, but her current holiday blues loneliness had her leaning more towards her pessimistic side.
They were still together in other ways, of course; facetime and calls, there was even a hologram there at one point, the time MJ went to Stark Industries. But they mostly just texted each other every day, even if it was just funny memes or stickers or gifs, just to let the other know they were there. No matter what shape or form it took, they were still there for each other; that much they knew.
But it was the holidays… and like the cliche goes, those were always rough.
MJ didn't necessarily feel that way before. The free time allowed her to read all she wanted with nothing getting in her way. No school, no requirements or responsibilities, just her, her book collection, and the almost fort-like structure that had morphed from the pillows and blankets in her bed’s staycation mode. Paradise.
But then she got to know a certain spider dork. And then she got to be in a relationship with said dork and then life said screw them and decided they were to be separated for an uncertain amount of time. It didn’t help that Christmas cheer and joy and spirit and family and togetherness was literally all around MJ just constantly reminding her how she could have and should be having all that action right now and yet wasn’t.
So yeah, MJ was now just like the majority of the sad lonely sacks during the holidays. Of all the ways she could have been a part of the norm, this one had to be the worst, she thought.
She thought about getting up from her warmed up (from her body heat for lying there so long) spot but then she psyched herself out of it and just remained there, burying her head face first on her pillow.
"This holiday sucks," she grumbly said to no one muffled by the pillow on her face.
It was then that she decided she couldn’t hold back any longer. She was trying so hard not to bum Peter out with their distance (it's been tough on him enough, feeling guilty that his 2nd life was the reason all of this was happening anyways) but goddamn it she missed the guy. She was just going to tell the truth, even if it hurt.
MJ finally got up from her spot and grabbed her phone from whatever blanket it inevitably found itself buried amidst in. She found herself fumbling with her phone's keyboard just having a staring contest with Peter's dumb cute profile pic until she finally decided on what she was going to say, settling on a quick brief concise "i miss you. wished you were here" and pressing send before she could talk herself out of doing it.
MJ then immediately switched off her phone and decided to take a long awaiting shower to buy herself time before having to face Peter’s reply.
She turned on the shower, hoping that it would wash away the nerves she was feeling right now and remarked once again, with a sigh, "This holiday sucks," and proceeded to keep busy with cleaning herself and keep her mind off her holiday loneliness blues (and the certain spider dork who was causing them).
MJ was eventually as clean as she could possibly be and once she got out the bathroom and grabbed her phone, she saw that in casual Peter Parker texting fashion, Peter remarked MJ’s exact same sentiments just more intensely and using a hell of a lot more exclamation points and gifs.
"I'VE BEEN MISSING YOU SO MUCH TOO!!!" he replied alongside a sad panda gif and a bear hug gif.
MJ decided to take a walk after her shower and seeing Peter's reply. It did manage to make her smile just from how Peter his reply was, but it ultimately just made her miss the dork even more so, left her thinking how she could have been seeing that same dorky excited energy in person instead.
MJ left the house in the hopes that something outside would keep her mind occupied and so far, it wasn't. She didn't even have a particular destination in mind, she just kept walking and walking but somehow she found herself a street away from Delmar's. She scoffed and let out an exasperated sigh, looking up at the sky, and said "Of course."
Since she was already there and it was getting chilly, she thought she might as well buy something to keep her stomach warm.
She entered the store and saw a Middle Eastern man manning the cashier but reading a newspaper. Slim pickings it seemed; looked like he was the only other person in the store. Then again, it was Christmas Eve. Most people were probably with their families by now. “This holiday sucks,” MJ tiredly repeated, it beginning to be her holiday mantra.
MJ looked around the store for something hot for her stomach to no avail so she headed to the cashier. “Any chance the best sandwich place in Queens makes a decent cup of hot chocolate? Or coffee?”
“Who you kidding?” asked the man then turning around to turn on the coffee maker.
“Thanks” MJ replied with a quick smile and nod. She then noticed a cat on the other counter and fondly remembered Peter talking about said cat to her.
“Hey Murph,” MJ said as she pet the currently sleeping curled up furry feline.
“Oh, you know Murph?” the man asked, handing MJ her cup of coffee. “3 dollars.”
“Yeah, I’m a friend of Peter Parker. He loves this place,” MJ answered, paying for her coffee as well.
Mr. Delmar smiles, “Aahh you must be MJ then. Peter talked about you too. Paris, ear phone splitter, glass flower necklace, kid couldn’t shut up bout his Plan.”
MJ snickers and shakes her head, “Yup sounds just like him.” She sighs and then her demeanor saddens which Mr. Delmar notices.
“How is he by the way? I haven’t seen him around here for months and Spider-man isn’t showing up on the news anymore.”
“He’s good, mostly restless cause he’s just been laying low. But yeah actually, I haven’t seen him in person for months either.”
“I’m sorry to hear that.”
“It’s fine, at least he’s safer that way. And it’s just until he’s not a target anymore, so-”
“And how long do you think that will be?”
“We don’t know…” MJ replies, looking away.
“Oh,” was all Mr. Delmar could reply, a sad silence ensuing after he does.
MJ fakes a happier tone and bids her goodbye “Well, thanks for the coffee, Mr. Delmar. Have a merry Christmas,” she says managing to pull a tired smile on her face before heading to the door.
“Hey,” Mr. Delmar calls out to MJ stopping her in her tracks. “He’s a good kid; saved me and this little guy here from a fire. People are going to see that.”
MJ looks down then looks back to Mr. Delmar and replies “I hope so. Thanks again, Mr. Delmar, Merry Christmas to you and your family.” Then MJ waves goodbye and leaves the store.
As soon as MJ left the store, she immediately notices how the outside’s changed. It’s snowing.
She looks up at the sky and even thinks to herself how beautiful it all was. But she just felt sad and cold and alone.
She sighs and realizes it was probably time to come home before she freezes to death, wrapping herself tighter and taking a big gulp from her coffee.
She starts walking and with every step, she feels herself start to transition from being sad to feeling pissed.
She’s pissed she’s walking home alone at Christmas eve, she’s pissed she’s freezing, she’s pissed Peter wasn’t here with her, and right now she’s pissed that she can’t even enjoy all this beautiful looking snow and all she could focus on was the fact it was just making it harder for her to go home and not to mention, it was starting to soak her shoes.
She sees a pile of snow that must have been shoveled there and decided to let out some steam. She heads to the pile and starts kicking and stomping.
“This. Is. The Worst. Holiday. EVER!!” she frustratingly says kicking and stomping at the pile when a guy dressed all in black with a mask approaches MJ.
“Excuse me, miss?” the guys asks with a thick British accent, while MJ was mid-stomp, making her turn around, still infuriated, shout “WHAT?!” at him and aggressively step on his foot.
“OW! Oh my god why didn’t I see that coming,” the guy now lost his accent and was now balancing himself on one foot while massaging the one MJ step on.
“Peter?!?” MJ had her jaw dropped and her eyebrows knotted.
“Oh shit-” Peter said, then correcting himself “I mean-” Peter coughs. “I don’t know who Peter is, Miss, I’m the British superhero Night Monkey on a covert mission here in New York, yeah? You must have mistaken me for someone else,” Peter says with his thick British accent yet again.
Of all the ways Peter and MJ could have met after months of zero in person contact, this had to have been the worst timing and dumbest of them all. MJ let out a big brash outspoken laugh. This was so freaking ridiculous. Peter was so ridiculous. MJ missed him so much.
MJ was still laughing and Peter couldn’t help but be a teensy bit concerned, “Miss, are you alright?”
MJ finally stops cackling and sighs, deciding to play along with Peter’s antics. “Yes, I’m fine, Night Monkey,” emphasizing Peter’s other superhero name, only as to point out how ridiculous this whole thing was.
“I was just remembering my stupid boyfriend,” MJ explained, shrugging off his question all nonchalantly, playing along with this whole charade.
Peter perks up and proceeds to immediately banter with his girlfriend who he hasn’t seen for months. “Oooohhh, you have a boyfriend, Miss? I bet you must miss him a lot, don’t you?” Peter playfully asks, crossing his arms, smiling underneath his mask, a confident swagger in his stance because he knows he’s gonna hear MJ make fun of him in person again.
But, MJ sighs. She was staring at who she was pretty sure was the love of her life and looking at them from the outside, a long-awaited reunion in the snow at Christmas Eve in New York, even if said love of her life was currently faking a British accent and wearing an all black head to toe superhero costume (she couldn’t even see his face). MJ swears she’s probably never seen anything as beautiful in her life.
So MJ doesn’t make fun of Peter, she just can’t. She answers his question honestly.
“You have no idea,” MJ says then almost tackles Peter with the tightest hug she’s probably ever given.
Peter gets whiplash that MJ didn’t make fun of him and from how tight she was hugging him right now. “Whoa hey, are you sure you’re okay?” Peter asks, not even bothering to put on the accent anymore and was just genuinely concerned, hugging MJ back and caressing her back.
MJ laughs again, “I should be asking you that. Sorry I stepped on your foot.”
Peter chuckles too, “It’s fine; been through worse.”
MJ sighs and admits “I’ve really missed you, Peter. Like, more than I thought was possible.”
She hugs Peter tighter and in the freezing conditions where they were, she felt like she could melt.
Peter looks around them for cameras or any other people and sees none so he decides to remove his mask and so he could just feel her heat and presence on his skin.
“I’ve missed you so much too.”
Peter breaks away from the hug so he can finally actually see MJ with his own eyes. “Sorry I don’t have a gift. I just wasn’t able to buy anything, fugitive and all.”
MJ shakes her head “It’s fine. I didn’t get you anything either,” MJ admits which Peter thinks isn’t actually that big a deal but he wants to make fun of it so he shows a faux exaggerated shock in his expression and MJ laughs.
“I didn’t know you were coming! And I didn’t know where you were, so why would I buy a gift if I couldn’t even get it to you?” MJ defends herself and Peter just laughs.
“Yeah yeah okay, MJ, whatever you say,” Peter mocks and MJ laughs which just makes Peter laugh along with her too.
Once they actually stop giggling like idiots, MJ speaks “Some couple are we, huh? This is turning out to be a really great first Christmas as a couple.”
Peter chuckles and shakes his head in agreement “Yeah… Oh wait MJ, hey do you see that?”
“See what?” MJ looks at the direction Peter’s pointing and sees him pointing in the direction of some trees near them.
“Isn’t that like a mistletoe tree?” Peter asks and MJ almost snorts at the boy’s subtlety.
“I’m not sure mistletoes have trees, Peter.”
“Oh, well, I think we should kiss just to be sure. You know?”
“Right, right wouldn’t want to get arrested by Christmas police.”
“Wouldn’t that be Santa’s elves?”
“Just kiss me already, Peter.”
“Right, yeah okay.”
But as Peter leans in to kiss her, MJ, biting her lip just lastly says “Hey Peter.”
“Yeah?” Peter stops his leaning in his tracks.
“I love you,” MJ says, wearing her happiness on her sleeve.
And Peter beams, without skipping a beat, replies “I love you too, MJ.”
And MJ doesn’t bother letting Peter finish his lean and just meets Peter halfway, finally kissing him again for the first time in months.
Peter and MJ break away from their kiss and MJ hugs Peter again and breathes him in, just trying to have the feel of him come back to her again. “I’m really glad you’re home, Peter.”
“Me too, MJ,” Peter buries himself further on her neck.
“I’m glad you’re here, so I could do-” MJ quickly leans down, grabs a handful of snow from the ground and “this!” hits Peter headfirst then runs away giggling. She’s really really missed having Peter around her.
“Oh come on, MJ,” Peter shouts to the running MJ, wiping the snow off his face.
“Come on, Night Monkey (she was gonna make fun of the ridiculous name every chance she could get), you knew I was going to make fun of you eventually. It just came sooner rather than later,” MJ said facing Peter while walking backwards still trying to get as far away as she could.
Peter merely laughs exasperated. Man, did he love this girl.
“You really shouldn’t start fights you can’t finish, MJ,” Then Peter puts his mask back on and begins chasing after MJ who then turns and starts running away again.
They wind up in a snowball fight as the dumb idiots in love that they are. Peter throwing snowballs that don’t really reach her cause he doesn’t want to use his full strength and MJ throwing snowballs at him to slow him down but all of which are pointless because Peter inevitably reaches MJ and ends up tackling her until they both slip and wind up falling down on the snow on the ground.
They’re now both just lying on the snow tangled together and giggling like idiots. Peter broke MJ’s fall so MJ was lying on top of him.
MJ removes Peter’s mask and just smiles at him, looking him in the eyes, and says “Merry Christmas, Peter.”
Peter smiles back and with a look of just pure awe struck adoration, says “Merry Christmas, MJ,” wiping away the snow that’s gotten on her face.
MJ then grins and leans down to kiss Peter again, Peter meeting her halfway up to kiss her too, and as they make out, lying together in the snow, freezing with nothing but each other to keep themselves warm, MJ thinks to herself that this may not have been such a bad holiday after all.
THE END.
ommggg okkokok this is like really weird. it’s the first fic i’ve written since spideychelle month so aghk im pretty sure it’s all over the place. it feels pretty unnecessarily long maybe, and i feel like mj’s acting ooc. aghk. also, this was originally supposed to be a longer fic (yes, even longer than this my ghods what was i thinking haha) that had more of the stuff from your wishlist
the general idea was that peter and mj would be apart for a long time and meet each other in time for christmas like what happens here. but, there’d be a thing where they met at avengers hq where ironfam was currently chilling. but then i couldn’t decide whether i’d follow canon or not plus the idea just felt bigger than i could tackle so heerreee. i hope i’m not too late and i haven’t totally disappointed yaa. and omg we got each other. i had an inkling cus i noticed that what you added was similar to mine heh. (or is this just how secret santa works? 2 pips exchange? no idea hahahha)
merry christmas even tho it’s the new decade already and i just wanna thank u ahead of time for what you wrote. i haven’t read it yet cus i feel guilty over not having written yet i got a gift so whaaaaaaaa. hope ya got something from this. happy holidays, man
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tellywoodtrash · 4 years
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Hi TT! So, this is out of the blue but I've been planning to get a cat and asking every single I know who owns a cat if I should. Would you recommend it?
Oh hello anon!
I personally did not plan to get Chandler. I just found him, abandoned in a stairwell, with a broken leg. I played with him a little and started to leave (coz I was super superrrrrrrrr late for work!), but he kept following me no matter how many times I put him back in the spot I found him. So I just took it as a sign that we were meant to find each other, and took him home. My parents weren’t thrilled, but I made a biggggggggg fuss until they agreed. (And now, he’s the preferred child in the house over me!!!!!!!)
The most important thing I would tell you is that please know that being a responsible pet owner is not sunshine and rainbows and frolicking through meadows all the time. It takes quite a bit of financial resources and patience. It’s very much like having a permanent toddler, that’s dependent on you for their whole life. Food, litter, vet bills, they can add up. They may unintentionally cause damage around the house. You will need to spay/neuter them to ensure that they don’t have behavioural issues caused by hormones. Cats are nocturnal creatures and can keep waking you periodically at night. We moved countries, and unfortunately, lots of people abandon pets in such cases; but we couldn’t even dream of doing that to Chandler, and so went through considerable paperwork and expenses to bring him with us to India. If you’re going on vacations, you must ensure a sitter/boarding service to look after them for when you’re gone. A healthy cat, if well taken care of, can live well into its late teens, so be aware that you will have to provide these things long-term. Please do not take on the responsibility of a pet if you think you’re not ready to be in it for the long haul. Even though they’re a different species, they are very much family. If you wouldn’t treat a human member of the family in a certain manner, then you shouldn’t do it to the pet either. They’re defenseless creatures who are completely dependent on you for their survival and well-being, and you should take that responsibility very seriously.
Another thing about cats is that they’re generally not as physically demonstrative with their affection as dogs are. (Varies from cat to cat, depending on their individual personality.) The instagram cats constantly cuddling and doing cute shit with their owners are pretty much like everything else on insta: heavily curated moments just to show the pretty side. But cats do show their love in lots of other ways. They hang out with you/follow you around while you do stuff. They can be very playful and trained to play simple games (Chandler loves hide and seek! The cat my roomies and I had while I was doing my Masters could play fetch as well as any dog!) They can sense when you’re sad or sick, and come sit with you to comfort you. (When my dad was diagnosed with cancer, Chandler didn’t leave his side all day. He even knew which parts of the body were sensitive and was careful to never brush up there. It was a great comfort for my dad, even with all the pain he was in.) They’re very intelligent and curious creatures, and honestly, you don’t need a TV in the house when you can just spend hours watching them do their delightful cat things. (I love to watch Chandler groom himself, trying to reach ridiculous places like the back of his hind leg knee!)
Another good side is that they’re quite low maintenance animals, both physically and emotionally. They thrive indoors (live longer that way than outdoor cats!) and are chill about hanging out alone for a few hours with no issues. You don’t need to walk them or anything, they just need some mental stimulation and small cheap things around the house to keep them entertained/exercised. (Don’t bother buying expensive toys, they’ll always prefer batting around a paper ball/random length of string to the fancy toy.) So ideal pets if you’re a working person. Also, they’re generally very clean creatures, so you don’t have the usual dog type issues of them routinely getting into muck and all dirty and needing to bathe them often. Note: if it’s a longhaired breed, you will have to regularly brush them to get rid of the extra fluff so that you don’t have hairballs all around the place (including inside the cat, which they’ll periodically puke up!) In any case, be ready to have everything you own covered in fur! It’s just an unavoidable part of having a pet. But generally, they’re very easygoing chill little buddies who are more like silly, not-so-independent roommates, once they’ve reached adulthood (in about a year or so.)
I personally find having a cat really really wonderful. I can’t imagine life without one anymore. Not counting my mom, Chandler is literally the most important living being on this planet to me. When I’m outside the house, I can’t wait to get back to him (and he comes running with a loudddd greeting and gives me a 10 minute sniffdown to explore the smells of the outside world.) He actively helps with my depression/anxiety (on some hard work days, I used to drive 20 minutes to go home on my lunch breaks just to see him for 10 minutes and feel better.) He’s generally not a big one for petting/cuddles (just about tolerates it for like a minute before running away) but still sneaks into my bed every morning when I’m sleeping and winds himself around my feet and falls asleep there. I love irritating him for fun, and we play-fight every day like real siblings do, till my mom comes and breaks it up. (He swipes and bites, but is always mindful to do it in a way that won’t hurt me much. He has never ever injured me on purpose.) It’s really really really lovely to have the trust and love of a creature with no agendas or conditional expectations. So in short, YES I do recommend it: all the work and minor annoyances are really worth it. It’s lowkey like parenting, coz you raise this little thing and get to see it develop into its own personality, and have wonderful love and companionship for years. Very fulfilling and good for the heart. 
I hope you make a good, informed decision, anon; and that if you do get a kitty, have many many wonderful years with your furbaby!!!!!!!! (PLEASE SEND ME PICS!!!!!!!!!!)
PS - All the cats I’ve lived/hung out with longterm:
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Chandler. My baby, actual love of my life.
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Ria (short for SangRIA. My roommate liked drinking. A lot.) Aforementioned fetch player extraordinaire.
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Pepper. Cat of coursemates. As an introvert, I wasn’t much for socializing, but I’d make myself get out on a weekly basis, just to hang out with this cat!
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Nala (grey tabby) and Monkey (orange). I took a whole extra week of vacation time to stay with my friend (in pink) because she was a newish cat mom and needed a little help getting them settled in. Totallllllllllllllllllll cuddlebugs, who didn’t leave my side the whole time I was there!
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velvet-tread · 6 years
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Unfiltered sweary mess: 507 edition
I had thoughts so I decided to this again. Let’s hope it doesn’t become a habit.
Let’s start with the Bellarke of it all, and the sheer joy of seeing them hustle up a plan together on the fly. AND LISTEN I am not on the #bellamysucksnow train, or the #bellarkeisdead train either and as such fair warning there is squee incoming. It feels like the core of the show has returned to us after s4’s barren years and IT IS GREAT. And honestly? I don’t care that romance isn’t in the air between them RIGHT NOW. I thought I would mind but I don’t. It feels right. It feels true to Bellamy, and it feels true to Clarke, and it feels exactly like the vibe I’d expect and want between two characters who love and respect each other and their choices, who have been apart for so long and need to reconnect. Let’s do right by Clarke and Bellamy, yeah? We’ve waited for 4 seasons (the last of which gave us sweet fa) we can wait a little longer.
And seriously, even if it turns out they are just beautiful co-leaders with a lot of professional respect for each other (yeah RIGHT) they could never, ever kill that relationship for me as long as they are in scenes together like this. I don’t care if they don’t bang (call me out on my lies someone), but the concurrent Bellarke scenes in the dining hall, and the triffid room, and then on Echo-watch just gave me so many OTP vibes. Bellarke are at their most effective when they’re together, even better when they have the support of their genius friends. And we got a return of the Bellarke dry-as comedy double act WTF @the100writersroom are you trying to be good at your jobs or something.
Top bantz, as we’d say in Essex.
Too bad the Bellarke unity ain’t gonna last, but thankfully, Bellarke are just as awesome when they are just…very angry and exasperated with each other ok, but DON’T HURT YOUR PRECIOUS SELF I MAY BE FURIOUS BUT WHEN DID YOU LAST SLEEP AND DO YOU NEED SOMETHING TO EAT
Great to have Monty back in the frame cutting through everyone’s bullshit. I thought he’d been relegated to a bit part this season. Oh ye of little faith. Does anyone realise that Monty is the biological weapon earth forgot? Put that angry face in a room with Octavia and see how long it takes for her to crack and wither from Monty’s externalised disappointment with everyone and everything.
Bellamy burning Octavia ow ow ow. I’ve already spoken about this at some length but damn that hurt. And it was deserved, but still spoke to the depth of his contempt for Blodreina.
Which brings me to…BELLARKE V BLODREINA: GRUDGE MATCH
And man, was this grudge match some time coming. To make sure the audience was VERY CLEAR on EVERYONE’S MORAL STANDING, the show helpfully prepped us with some little reminders that Bellamy helped commit a massacre, and Clarke did a load of horrible human testing in Becca’s lab last season. Thanks show.
So, all armed and loaded, the mud slinging began, and boy was it awesome.  First of all Bellarke takes Octavia to task about the worms and TURNS OUT OCTAVIA DIDN’T KNOW which get a grip on power here Octavia because it’s slipping from your grasp faster than you can say Wonkru Barbecue (shoutout to @mego42 – your time is coming). But Miller obviously watched the earlier part of the show and recapped for Octavia just in time because she’s ready for that shit and fires everyone’s dark past back at them. Cue: Bellamy’s best frowny face and Eliza Taylor’s saddest, most regretful Clarke eyes.
Bellarke disarmed and cowed (for now) live to fight another war they don’t want to fight.
But Octavia’s grudge match continues in her office when Indra enters with the intention of being reasonable, which is exactly the kind of shit Blodreina has warned her about before so help her god.
Indra is, obviously, the Queen of Everything and My Heart and delivers some bitchass Truths as Indra is wont to do and Octavia rewards her by throwing what my mind remembers as a skull but was probably a paperweight because why would Octavia have a skull in her office *nervous laughter*
Indra leaves, still Queen of Everything and My Heart, but not before delivering a portentous warning about losing yourself in the dark, which obviously Octavia is not going to listen to because DAUGHTERS, MAN.
Talking of daughters, Madi trying to suck at training was the most adorbs thing I’ve seen in a long time, guys and I am subscribed to a LOT of cat blogs. And man I felt for her. Sucking at anything sucks, and sucking on PURPOSE is just the height of unfair. And she’s in a new school! And the other kids are mean! And maybe they eat people!
Serious question though: from whence did Madi learn her swordswomanship? Clarke? Helios? Roan? (too soon?).
But don’t blame Clarke, Madi! Clarke’s Madi feels are pretty much on a par with mine which means she wants to cry every time she looks at her earnest little face AND CLARKE I FEEL THAT SO HARD YOUR BABY IS ADORABADASS. Which also means MAMA MODE ACTIVATED when Vodka Aunt Octavia starts messing up that precious braid she put in Madi’s hair earlier.
Hey Vodka Aunt, you don’t just get to come in here and make executive choices about Madi’s career, especially given your past efforts at parenting *looks at Ethan*
Oh, oh, oh and WE GOT A RETURN OF THE MUSICAL INTERLUDE! It was like Knocking on Heaven’s Door and Early Seasons feels all over again. But I gotta say Jason, fresh from the Sense8 finale my musical interlude expectations are higher these days and I was a bit disappointed there wasn’t a dance off. Perhaps an orgy or an endgame B/C/E triad instead? *Wanheda jaw clench*
But anyway that whole sequence of Clarke sending Madi off to her first day of training sent me in to a spiral of sadness that lasted for a lot of minutes I wasn’t counting. It was very sad and I am sad about it. Poor Clarke.  Just as well Octavia helped her remember she’s motherfucking Wanheda.
MY GIRL ECHO MY GIRLING UP THE HOUSE.
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate what a babe Echo kom Spacekru nee Azgeda is.  First of all: EVIDENCE OF SPACE GIRL SQUAD and I am all here for that. Second of all Echo is officially the first person on the show to get one over of Colonel Charmaine Diyoza SOMEONE GET ME A FUCKING SHOT.
And listen up everyone who bashes at their keyboards dribbling with rage about the things other women like on television: I love ladies with swords and if you want an apology for that you’ll have to prise it out of my cold dead body. But can we just take a (second) moment to appreciate that for all of Echo’s badass sword skills, she is Clarke Griffining up this joint like a motherfucker. Echo is as Slytherin as Clarke and as sneaky as Clarke and as smart as Clarke and that manoeuvre she executed with Zeke and Raven was 100% a Clarke Griffin move, don’t @ me.
It’s almost like….they’re similar….on purpose….
Shout out to all the smart, insecure girls who aren’t sure if they belong. Learn to swordfight, use your brain, and get yourself a girl squad and a soft space dad boyfriend.
Sidebar: Clarke’s faith that Echo would take the eye down and her admiration when she does will keep me in Clecho feels for months.
But friends…I am the most fervent of Echo stans and Becho shippers and I am AFEARED. She is very much circling the abyss here and it gives me a sick feeling in my stomach. I believe Raven will forgive her (FOR WHAT CAN SOMEONE PLS ENLIGHTEN ME AS TO WHAT RAVEN IS SO PISSED ABOUT??) and I believe the rest of Spacekru will 100% understand what she did because it was presented to us as an understandable choice.  But but but… what’s next?  Diyoza ain’t gonna take the turn the other cheek approach to learning that Echo took down her eye in the sky. What if her next move is to make *Echo* her eyes in exchange for safe passage for Spacekru?
*sweats forever*
That seems like a Diyoza move. And like…where would that leave Echo with Bellamy? Her choice would be: tell him and risk the whole mission and/or turn him into a lying liar to his sister too, or not tell him and risk their entire relationship and hurt him very badly. I think I know which one my loyal girl would choose and how that would end.
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Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
*ugly crying*
I’m not ready.
Okay it’s time for a Raven rant. What the hell is going on with Raven this season? Raven has had some beautifully executed arcs in the past, and I am high key here for her to finally get some NC-17 action now she’s done all that Work On Herself, but if Raven’s arc in s5 amounts to RAVEN DIDN’T GET BONED FOR 6 YEARS AND NOW SHE’S GETTING BONED then Imma flip a table.
Sidebar#2 obviously Raven got boned on the Ring, it’s not like they would have had a space orgy without her, come ON.
And just… I’m sorry I don’t get the Zaven. When they released the s5 pics I thought WOWZA these two are gonna be gr9 together and LOOK HE’S A SPACE EXPLORER. How could this possibly go wrong?  But somehow, they’ve managed to introduce a character who, on his own, is 10x as compelling as Wick, but has about -100% of the chemistry with Raven. Which is???? Some kind of alchemy??? how has that happened? I love Zeke! I love Raven!!! They’re both MAGNETIC on screen. On paper they should be a perfect fit but it’s like whenever they’re in the same scene together I have the sudden urge to check my emails.
And someone, please, just tell me what work Zaven is doing for either of these characters. What’s Raven’s conflict? How does Zeke resolve it? Is it *literally* Raven being presented with a hot dude with a similar skill set? Sorry I’m out.
And before anyone comes at me with the usual packet of whining about how Echo has stolen all of Raven’s screentime, I’d beg you all to remember that there is no law saying that one woman’s time on tv has to be at the expense of another and this is a GIANT SEXIST TRAP DO NOT FALL FOR IT.
Talking of out, Kabby is also circling the drain and [averts eyes from discourse].
But I’m calling Diyoza’s ship name, and if she bangs Kane I hereby pronounce it TEQUILA [whatever Kane’s ship name is, someone hmu].
OK I need to talk about Gaia now before I get shot down by a thunderbolt. The girl creeps me tf out but I SOMEHOW LOVE HER NOW. This is new and unnerving because feverish religious types are not usually my jam ESPECIALLY if they present Clarke’s daughter with a creepy sacred flash drive that they want to insert in her neck, but somehow Tati Gabrielle nails that line, even if my reaction seeing the Flame was exactly the same as my reaction to seeing the worms.
But I believe Gaia’s intentions, while creepy, are pure. And WHO PICKED UP on how fluid her loyalty is? She will serve Blodreina faithfully as long as she reigns. Huh.
In other news McCreary, and more importantly McCreary’s undercut, were absent from this episode I hope they are both enjoying Memori’s couples counselling retreat. I look forward to seeing his glazed expression next week as I cry my Becho tears.
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I have the big writer’s block so I don’t have much but uhhh how about some good ol fashioned squad fluff with ray and the kids?
OKAY I HAD THIS ALL TYPED OUT AND IT WAS PERFECT BUT THEN MY LAPTOP FREAKING REFRESHED THE PAGE AND I LOST IT. HHHHHH
I hope I remember it well enough
(I feel that writer’s block frustration. It’s a mcfreakin’ pain in the butt, my dude.)
I made it a little goofy as well as fluffy bc I really like the comedic dynamic of HD. I hope you like it!!!! :)))))
I just got back from a beach trip, so let’s go with that
it’s summer in Swellview and it’s crazy hot
that summer heat is taking no prisoners
Ray is down in the Man Cave and everytime the elevator opens up, it lets out all the hot and stuffy air from the store
he’s all “no. nope. not happening. I’m here sweating when I could be on the beach sipping from a coconut with one of those frilly umbrellas. this is unacceptable.”
he calls Schwoz and the kids and tells them he’s taking them on a spontaneous beach trip
he says he wants them to come with bc he doesn’t want to be alone and look like a creep
but it’s really bc he enjoys their company and wants them to have fun
he sends the kids home to get ready while he closes shop
“Can Piper come?” “Who’s Piper?” “My little sister, Ray.” “Aw, no. Is she that little loud girl?” “I guess she can be loud? Anyway, can she come or not?” “I feel like saying ‘not’ would make me a bad person but I really don’t want to say yes….” “Come on, man.” “UuuuuUUUggggGGGGhhhHHH fine. Paper can come.”
they all pile into Ray’s car
the ride there is a bit chaotic bc the beach is 45 min away and the car is cramped and it’s hot and no one can agree on a radio station to listen to
“Henry, I’m not going to say it again. Move. Over.” “Piper, I’m not even touching you.” “You’re about to touch me.” “Are you kidding me?” “No, I’m not.” “Where do you want me to move? There’s only so many seats in the car.” “I don’t care. I can feel the heat coming from your gross body.” “Okay, I’m not gross, for one, and I would scoot over if Jasper would get in his seat.”
“I already told you I can’t be by the window. I get carsick.” “Then why did you choose the window seat?” “Because I get claustrophobic in the middle seat.”
“Henry, I’m gonna kill him.” Char overhears and intervenes. “Hey, Piper, why don’t you sit with me on the way back?”
Ray heard all of their bickering, so he rolled the top down to cool them all off
as soon as they got to the beach, Schwoz shot out of the car blurting out something about having to pee
Ray packed food from the auto-snacker (sandwiches, chips, fruit, etc.–things he thought the kids would like), so he grabs the ice chests full of food/drink while the kids get their stuff
there isn’t too many people on the beach, so they don’t have a problem finding a quiet spot
Char x Piper get Hen to take pics of them right where the waves meet the sand
Piper posts them with captions like “beach day with my best-ay” and some lyrics about summer
she even takes a few with Hen for their parents
Jasper brought wayyyyy too much sunscreen
“I don’t joke about my skin care. Skin cancer is not a joke. Do you think I maintain this ivory color by not using sunscreen?”
Piper agrees with him bc she’s fair-skinned too
Hen doesn’t like it too much bc he doesn’t like how it feels, but it beats sunburn
Ray, however, won’t use it.
“I’m indestructible. The sun is no match for me.” “It’s literally a ball of fire in the sky.” “Psh. I’ve had worse.”
the kids don’t agree with him, but they know arguing is futile so they let it go
Hen brought a beach ball and some paddles with a matching little ball
the Harts used to go to the beach a lot, so Hen had a lot of stuff to choose from
he and Piper team up like they used to when they were younger and together they are un-beatable
like
no one else wins. at all.
they have this ridiculous handshake/victory dance they do every time they win and it’s so over-the-top (like Ross x Monica’s new years dance routine for you friends fans)
even Ray thinks it’s a bit much
Char x Jasp have no idea what to think
they’ve never seen Hen like this
“I always thought Piper was the scary one.” “I know. Did you see Hen’s face when I scored a point?” “He looked like he was going to kill you.” “Yeah, and Piper looked like she was going to help him get rid of any evidence.”
(I like that little ride or die sibling bit ajksjslksj)
Schwoz comes back from the restroom and Ray scoops him up, running to the water to throw the little man in
everyone joins in
the tide is pretty rough and Ray’s a little worried
esp for Char and Schwoz and whatever her name is bc they’re all pretty short
Hen is chasing Jasp x Piper, pretending to be Jaws
a pretty big wave comes and washes over all of them
Hen x Jasp are okay bc they could just easily stand up but Piper is a lot shorter
Hen starts freaking out when she doesn’t come up
Ray is worried too
he sees the little girl and immediately yanks her out of the water and into the air
“Paper! Paper! Are you okay???”
she swallowed a good bit of nasty saltwater that burned her throat/nose, but she’s okay
“It’s Piper.”
Hen sighs in relief, moving the hair out of her face. “She’s fine.”
they take a break from the water for a bit to eat lunch
Ray unpacks the food he brought for them
Hen x Jasp eat their lunch on an inflatable unicorn inner tube :)
Piper takes some more pics of the gang eating
she records a snapchat video of Hen being attacked by a swarm of seagulls after his sandwich
he takes off down the beach after them but gives up, hoping the birds at least enjoy it as much as he did
he doesn’t bother asking Pipes to delete it bc he knows she won’t
after lunch Hen x Char go off alone to collect seashells
Hen finds a really pretty spiral shell to give to his mom
Jasper tries to get Ray to at least put on a little sunscreen, but Ray is still being ridiculous
Piper is flying a kite, but Schwoz keeps pestering her about using a new device he created that’s supposed to make the kite fly ten times higher
she lets him do it just to shut him up, but it goes wrong
the string gets cut, and her favorite kite flies away just like the birds did with Hen’s sandwich
she’s furious
Ray jumps between them just in time
a second later and Schwoz would be pummeled
“Look, Paper, I know he’s an idiot, but I kind of need him, so if you could just not kill him, I’d really appreciate it.”
“Its. Piper.”
Hen x Char return from collecting shells and everyone gets back in the water
he won’t let Piper go out in water that reaches any higher than her stomach (she put up a fight but she agreed, not wanting to drink anymore disgusting water)
Jasp x Hen played a game where they’d wait for a big wave and then turn around so that they could fall backwards into it
a fish brushed against Schwoz’ leg, and he tried to jump up on Char to get out of the water
she just dropped him so the he ended up going under right where there was a school of fish
Ray let Char x Piper get on his back so he could tow them around
he also picked them up so he could toss them into the water (playfully, of course)
a fish nibbled Jasper’s foot, and he wanted to catch it so he could bring it home as a pet
no one could catch it, and there was no way of telling which fish it was
Hen got a pretty gnarly sting from a jellyfish, so they all decided it was time to get out of the water
the sun was beginning to set anyway so the others weren’t too upset about getting out 
there was still some food left over from lunch, so Ray made a little campfire and they all ate a light dinner
they watched the sun dip down below the horizon line
the sky turned dark
Ray reached behind his back and pulled out a surprise: s’mores
Hen’s leg was still hurting so Ray handed the s’more fixings to Piper
“Here, Piper. Why don’t you make one for Henry?”
she just stared at him, shocked that he had used her real name for the first time
she didn’t say anything 
she just took the food from Ray and made her brother a s’more just the way she knew he liked it: marshmallow extra crispy, chocolate extra gooey, and graham cracker as is
Ray smiled to himself, knowing Piper’s reaction was bc he’d remembered her name
he didn’t call any attention to it though, knowing neither of them wanted that
they ate their s’mores in comfortable silence
Char noticed Schwoz was smiling mischieviously
“Schwooooooz…..why are you making that face?” 
he just giggled and produced a small guitar from behind his back
everyone groaned
“What? What? Why the not happy sounds?” Ray just rolls his eyes. “Because, Schwoz, no one wants to hear you play.” “Why? What’s wrong with my tunes?” “Your ‘tunes’ sound like a dying cat.” “So does your singing, but I never tell you you can’t.”
he plays anyway and…he’s actually…..really….good???
“Schwoz, where’d you learn to play like that?” “I had lessons.” “When? You never leave the Man Cave?” “………from Lelani….”
Char keeps Ray from jabbing Schwoz with his hot s’mores stick
Schwoz keeps strumming away while they all sit around the campfire, listening to it crackling, listening to the waves crashing against the shore, watching the light flicker on everyone’s faces, watching the smoke from the fire rise up the the stars
the kids almost fell asleep, but Ray got them up and in the car, deciding it was time to go home
he let them get seated while he packed everything up
the kids did fall asleep on the drive home
Ray kept the hood down so the cool night breeze makes its way to everyone
he finds an alternative station that’s playing a slow, soft, hypnotic song that’s perfect for night drives
he keeps checking on everyone in his rear view mirror and smiles big when he sees them all sleeping soundly in the same seating arrangements that had caused problems before
Hen x Piper are leaning against each other when they’d been complaining about being too close before
Jasp is propped against the window, no longer needing to worry about getting car sick since he’s sleeping
Char even let Schwoz use her as a makeshift pillow despite the fact that he drools
Ray turned the radio up a little bit
he drove on under the yellow street lights in the quiet night, listening to the quiet pulsing song, feeling perfectly content and happy
it had been a good day 
bonus:
Ray wakes up the next morning and screams at the top of his lungs
he’s as red as a stop sign
he got sunburned after all (just as everyone else knew he would)
“Sun: 1 Ray: 0″
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softboywriting · 6 years
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Y’all need to know something that’s going on with me right now. I’m making this post in your best interest because I feel like it’s important that other writers and bloggers who follow me should know. If you follow or contact the user ironfurycollector, they are not an honest person and faked their own death to me. 
Okay so I started talking to her in September and it was great. both Shawn fans and she loved my fics. we exchanged a few pics, and we talked about our lives a little bit from time to time. but i started to wonder why she never posted anything on her blog, only liked everything. no big deal. some people just dont reblog a lot. 
then there was some outtake pics she bought that she was gonna email to me and when she sent them they were from her ‘brother’s email. she said something about hers being hacked a while back. now the question is, why not just make a new one? it takes ten seconds. (this email fiasco can be backed up by another trusted friend, more to come on this.) 
it was a red flag but i ignored it and moved on. we talked more and more about shawn and my fics. (side note: some time in December she sent me a pic that her friend recently took but she was in a hoodie and a puffy coat, it’s dead ass summer in AUS rn. NOT coat weather. i mentioned this in the chat but she just moved on to another topic) but then i started getting really suspicious after she entered this relationship with her brother’s best friend. see, it was too perfect, too ‘fic’ like but i just went with it cuz it was interesting and maybe he was this good and i was a sucker for it.
but then it just got over the top. the stories, the details, it just was too much for a first time relationship and the guy/her being only 18-19 years old. 
so at one point he supposedly left a little scavenger hunt of notes around her place when she fell asleep and he had to leave. this was only a week or two into their relationship. pretty unbelievable. so then shes sending me pics of the little riddle notes for her scavenger hunt and the handwriting changed half way thru. also, one of the pics there was a guy’s leg in the pic. and she lied to me and said it was a fake one her brother pranked her with on Halloween. well. i called her on that, asking for a pic of it and she fessed up to lying saying ‘she was embarrassed cuz she couldn't figure out the clues and she had her friend Bradley come over to help her’. which, honestly sure i’d buy but why lie? and how fast did he get there? smells fishy.
moving on. i was confused cuz she said her friend was named Bradley. well. that was also the name on the ‘brother’s email’ she was using. i called her on this. she said they are both Bradley and she calls her brother B. I was iffy. What are the chances. Honestly. 
At this time i called her out and told her i thought she was cat fishing me. and asked to see a pic of her with the notes from the scavenger hunt. which she took forever to send a pic, making up the excuse of being in the bathroom, and they getting dressed but finally did. it appeared she was holding the notes but idk tbh. (in all her pics shes sent it’s clearly the same girl)
Fast forward and she has this wild weekend with her now boyfriend/ brother’s best friend. like so much sex. it’s literally impossible how long they supposedly went and how many times her boyfriend supposedly came. it was just too wild and for her claiming to be a virgin, it was too much and he, being a supposedly 18yr old was way too experienced sounding. seriously. it was like a fic.
so like i asked for a pic of her boyfriend cuz supposedly he’s so shawn like and shit and all i’ve seen was this one generic pic of him (god knows where that came from) and she can’t get any on facebook and blah blah. now i asked several times for pics of this boy (shes with him all the time) but she always had an excuse. always. 
at this point im just so suspicious she’s lying about everything. now her boyfriend is going off for a sports camp thing for a month in the US. shes sad. okay. but then about two days later she says she has some family drama and won’t be available for a few days. im like okay. shit happens.sure. 
she tells her best friend ‘Bradley’ to message me on tumblr so i wouldn’t be lonely. so he had to make a tumblr cuz ‘he just used hers to read your fic’. so im like okay sure. well. while i talked to him i noticed he speaks, types, has the same exact quirks as her. i mean so specifically the same. i use lmao a lot, too much perhaps. and she started using it too cuz we talked all the time, you pick things up from people. but for this guy, whom ive never spoken with and i assume would have their own quirks and way of speaking, to be the exact same is super fishy to me. 
so a few days later she texts me (i have her cell # and have since just after the boyfriend thing started) and shes like saying that she’s not in AUS anymore and that her boyfriend just COULDNT be with out her and paid for a flight to come stay with him for a week in the US while he’s doing his sport thing. Not sure where an 18 year old boy gets money like that let alone how she was staying with him, specially if he was on an exchange program for a school function. red flag. im suspicious. 
so then she says ‘oh its so boring here all day with out him cuz hes at camp for sports” and im like thinking well....you could text me all day or message me on tumblr but you don’t? doesn't make sense. so when i get a chance to talk to her, she says shes heading home soon. and i ask what the family drama was and she says something about her aunt. and i dont remember how it came up but i asked about her living situation back home. cuz previously she’d sent me stuff about living with a roommate but now she was saying she lived with her brother. so i asked. and she said she lives at home but her parents have been away for a while but they just came back and then there was drama with her aunt. like, what? that just didn’t make sense to me at all. she never mentioned moving or anything and always said she lived with her brother (never mentioned parents ever before and also where the fuck would they be for so long??). (also side note, when we first started talking she said she had a horse/pony and his name was Waffles i think and she loved him so much and was always out there with him. never ever heard about this again. ever.)
so here’s the point where i am just done with this and i have a bad feeling and i can’t ignore it anymore. she tells me her boyfriend will be back soon and i should go talk to Bradley about my concept i wanted to tell her about. i told her im not as comfortable talking to him about it cuz it’s not the same. she insists. and then...she calls him Larry. and im like what? who? and she tells me this story how that’s his nickname cuz her mom would call them that when she got mad when they were kids. (that makes no sense) and she called him that since he beat up some guy for her in high school (still makes no sense and now im absolutely done with this not adding up shit) also this whole time ‘Bradley’ hasn’t been on for a day or two. and suddenly as soon as i say goodbye to her. he’s suddenly online. Fishy.
I decide not to talk and i block him to see what happens. nothing happens. so now i decide to take this story to a friend on here who i trust a lot. she tells me to block her and see what happens. see if she notices. a day later and she’s supposed to be home from the US and back in AUS. i get a text, something about a car accident on the way home from the airport. I don’t respond. 
at this point my trusted friend mentions a user randomly contacting her and sending her outtakes in exchange for writing a oneshot a while back. and that the email was weird and ‘fishy’ and ‘from her brothers email.’ low and behold. it’s the same person i’ve been talking to. and she told my trusted friend that she got the pics ‘from her friend’ when she told me should bought them (with what money idk cuz they were expensive $80-$100 per sets and yet she was complaining about bring broke??) 
I go on with my blogging and writing. next day. she doesn't text me. another day and she sends something along the lines of “hope you’re okay i noticed you haven’t been active.” I don’t respond because I want to see if she notices I've blocked her and asks me about it. 
another day passes. 
I don’t get any messages about being blocked, or asking what’s going on or why can’t she see my tumblr, etc. Things that an actual person and normal friend would probably be sending texts about far more frequently than just one or two texts.
so then i get a text today from her cell that says this
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which i don’t believe for one second. so i take it to my trusted friend. and she tells me that she has liked a few of her posts since last night. oh. really. blogging from the grave huh? So i ask my trusted friend to message her. to see if she replies. and low and behold:
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I’m honestly pissed off and hurt. I called this person my friend. I grew to trust this person and share my days/stories/ideas with them. I have no idea how much is true of what she’s ever told me. I have no idea if she is a real person or another person pretending. But even if all the other stuff that I was iffy on and sent up red flags for me were somehow bizarre truths, this text is a lie. She faked her own death and I am calling her out on this. Because I won’t be friend with a person like this. And I highly suggest no one is because this is wrong and sick. 
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franeridart · 6 years
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Happy 1000th post to one off my absolute favorite artists on Tumblr!
This is it!!! The 1k post on this blog!!! It’s me finally getting my ass into gear and answering the asks in my inbox!!! As good charm in hope of not waiting so long from now on hahaha thank you so so much, by the way!!!! :D
Anon said:LITERALLY YOUR TODOROKI IS THE BEST THING IN THIS CRUEL WORLD I LIVE THE WAY U DRAW HIM IM EMOTIONAL HHECK ALSO ALL THE REST OF UR ART IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD ITS SO NICE UR CHARACTERS ARE LIKE VERY LONG NOODLES THEYRE GOOD™
THANK YOU FOR EVERY KIND WORD AND ESPECIALLY ABOUT THE TODOROKI ONES HOLY SMOKES!!! I don’t draw him much sadly but he’s super fun and comfortable to draw for me, it’s nice to know he also comes out well!!!
Anon said:So like,,, I really miss your bokuroo ;^; Will you ever post with them again???
I haven’t taken a vow that forces me to never draw them again, so, possibly! At the moment posting for the haikyuu fandom is giving me more sad feelings than anything else though, so I can’t promise that’s gonna be any time soon, I’m sorry 
Anon said:bruhh i listened to that chiodos song under ur halo, and that one by memphis may fire that was w that bakugo art that was called not enough and uhhhhh ur music taste is dope care to share some more songs?
SURE I’m glad you liked those! Everything by Memphis is A+ and I love it so if you haven’t you should check out more stuff by them ( No Ordinary Love is super nice, That’s Just Life is very dear to me and so is Divinity, Speechless is… my otp song for every otp ever tbh) -  Bring Me The Horizon is my fav post-hardcore band and both MMF and Chiodos are that genre so if you don’t know them give them a try! (Blasphemy, Run and Doomed are between my faves out of the latest album, and since you liked Under Your Halo you’re probably gonna like Follow You too) the album right before is amazing too if you’re okay with less melodic stuff, but the further back you go with BMtH the harder to listen to they get, just a heads up - Sleeping With Sirens are on the softer side of post-hardcore lately, Fly, Left Alone, Trouble, Fire and Empire To Ashes are some great ones, between the many, and, uhhhh, at this point I might have recced Nothing More a hundred times but let’s make it a hundred and one, try Funny Little Creatures, Do You Really Want It and Go To War out of the newest album! If you’re into punk and female voices you should check out Tonight Alive too, Jenna has one of my two fav female voices in rock right now (Crack My Heart and Temple are the latest two songs out!) and since I always rec stuff but I never rec anything by my favorite band ever, you ever heard of Alter Bridge? They’re more towards hard-rock/alternative metal, but check out Blackbird, Fortress, I Know It Hurts, Cradle To The Grave and Broken Wings just to make it one for every album I really, really adore this band and everything they ever made
Anon said:I adore all of your art, especially your bnha art!!! I had so many of your drawings saved to my drafts before I read the manga and was really looking forward to catching up so I could look at them all!! They’re all fantastic
AHHH THANK YOU!!! This made me smile lots, I’m so glad you like them!!!
Anon said:What’s coming up? Fluffy, dorky or angsty? (I’m talking about your next work XD just to be sure) Have a great day my friend!
LMAO this was about this one right? I’m sort of a fool honestly cause as I drew it it… didn’t feel actually all that angsty to me? I mean, obviously it doesn’t come after anything happy, but they’re working things out! Making an effort! Loving each other enough to try and understand each other better!! I drew it as something positive but in hindsight I should have expected the reactions lmao so I honestly dunno, I feel like telling you it’s most probably gonna be something happy but as it seems I angst without even realizing, lately #rip
@not-enough-kaneki​ said:Pass the happy! 💛 When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications! 😊
!!!!! my cats!!!! tea and coffee!!! Bakugou and Kirishima and Bakugou-and-Kirishima and the squad!!!! not having an headache!!!!!! the sound of ocean waves and the sun on winter days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! new music I like!!!!!! nice asks and lovely tags under my art!!!! that’s more than five things but a lot of stuff makes me happy tbh !!!
Anon said:one of my favorite parts (i love every bit of it) of the holiday pic you drew of the squad, is they each have their own personal mug. 10/10
I didn’t think you’d be able to notice Mina’s!!! I’m glad it was visible, I thought I had made it disappear into the background hahaha thank you!!!
Anon said:i just went through your entire kiribaku tag and, honestly, gay (also ur art is soooo good and pure and thank u so much for all the content u make for bnha 💖💖)
It is very gay, isn’t it? The other day I was going through my old stuff and I think I might have slowly turned them mushier oh my hahaha I’m glad you like my stuff, by the way!! Thank you so so so so much!!!!!!!!
Anon said:Thank you for sharing the beautiful Bakusquad Christmas! It’s very colorful and warm & it gives me such a comforting feeling! I love looking at all the details! Kami & Sero’s ribbons, everyone’s mugs, the decorations, all so cute! Especially Mina’s bulletin board with the photos, charms of the boys, & the little alien dude (?) Each time I look at it, I see other cute details!! Sorry to bother you, but thanks again for sharing your art with us! I hope you had a very Merry Christmas!!!!!
It’s not a bother at all!!! Thank you so so much for looking at it long enough to notice all those details!!!!
Anon said:You are so good at giving advice omg
I wouldn’t say I’m especially good at it, I just say what was useful to me lol but thank you! It’s a nice thing to be told
Anon said:Dude, your bakusquad drawings are awesome! Keep up the great work!
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!! I’m super glad you like them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anon said:The new chapter made me think about Bakugou dealing with his squad as babies all over again. Toddlers would probably be worse.
Depends?? Actually??? Like, at least toddlers aren’t gonna steal his gauntlets and tell him he’s lame and punch him just for the hell of it and be a bunch of smartasses and assholes like. Compared to this bunch of baby-Bakugous he has to deal with in the new arc maybe the squad as toddlers would actually be refreshing lol
Anon said:Um I have a very real crush on ila? Can we please know more about her??
I’m ??? so happy you like her!!!!! I don’t wanna say too much about her cause until I draw her in comics I won’t be too sure about who she really is, but she’s!! a pianist, very tall and sorta insecure about her physical appearance, very soft spoken, incredibly gay, scared of sensory deprivation of any kind. Her full name is Ilaria! Dav calls her Aria, which means air in Italian~ they’re pretty good friends, I have a comic about that I’ve been meaning to draw…
Anon said:So, you like KiriBaku with songs, so what do you think of You Had Me At Hello by A Day to Remember? Particularly the lines, “What have I gotten into this time around, I know that I had sworn I’d never trust anyone again, but I didn’t have to. You had me at hello. I’ve never seen a smile that can light a room like yours, it’s simply radiant, I feel more with every day that goes by.”
s o f t…………. ;; also incredibly fitting considering Bakugou decided Kirishima was his new favorite hero the second time he spoke to him, like, god bless I love those two s o m u ch this one I’m listening to it right now and having feelings (is it Baku to Kiri? Kiri to Baku? why not both for double the feels)
Anon said:Hey Fran!! Have you been keeping up with haikyuu? If so what do you think about the Miya twins? (Personally I think they’re pretty okay, they’re funny when they interact with each other. My favorite of the two is Osamu haha)
I don’t mind them! My fav out of Inari is Kita tho, have to admit - that said I have… sort of been ready for this game to be over for months, now………………
Anon said:Okay but imagine….. Kirishima with freckles
I’ve drawn that, now and again!!! the latest one was this one, and another one I remember is this one :D I’ve been liking the idea of him with freckles even more since it’s become official his hair isn’t naturally red? So now and again I add them in, even though they’re usually not much noticeable haha I do so with Bakugou too from time to time, actually… and the rest of the squad… I just… love freckles a lot… haha
Anon said:Love the squad, love the squad kisses.
HECK YES the goal is to draw at least one smooch for every couple sooner or later !!!
Anon said:I hadn’t even realize that I stuck around for a whole year OwO, anyways, congratulations! Your art style has improved much more than you think, especially since you’ve gotten more into coloring ^o^ I noticed that you’ve also been doing more complicated poses too, so, it’s the little stuff that counts ♥️👍 Hope to see more spontaneous art next year, love you Fran!
THANK YOU SO MUCH I love you lots too??? honestly??? This ask means the whole world to me, I really can’t see much improvement after all but knowing you can DOES help a whole damn lot
Anon said:So I came across this fanfic where Uraraka and Todoroki were a thing. I’m personally not a fan of this rare pair, but the whole scenario was the cutest thing ever. Todoroki basically asks Uraraka to help him confess to Midoriya, but in the process falls in love with her instead.
Awwww that sounds cute! Can’t say I have any particular feelings about the ship, but I am up for Todoroki with nearly anyone so why not!
Anon said:Bro bro bro I’m sorry if this is the wrong channel to go through or something but holy shit I just spent hours going through your entire tumblr and your. Art. And. Concepts. I… can’t??? DUDE YOU’RE AMAZING AND YOUR TATTOO AU!! I?? Just thank you so much for all the awesome work you do honestly made my entire fuckin week with your blog, you are WICKED GOOD AND FUNNY AF. That’s all I got go on with your day you talented ass fiend
I’M CRYING!!! OH MY GOD THANK YOU!!!!!!! I’m gonna pick this ask and frame it right on top of my desk!! The heck!!!!!!
Anon said:Why is Bakugou such a fuckin meme
The real question is why is everyone in class 1A a meme. How do they even keep up. How much of the shit they say on a day to day basis is actually just catchphrases from other 1A kids repeated over and over again. How much of the deadpan ridiculous shit Todoroki says has become an inside-joke. How many 1A kids move and talk like Iida just for the hell of it. How often do they yell DIE at inanimate stuff when it pisses them off. How much stuff is defined as manly even though it has nothing to do with manliness. Do they say “going wheey” instead of “frying one’s brain”. Can anyone outside of 1A even understand them when they speak at this point.
Anon said:You are amazing human bean and I love you 💖 Keep being great ✨👏
Thank you??? ;O; I’ll do my best!!!
Anon said:Just annonly passing by to tell you I F'ing love your take on Ashido And the Kids XD … Way to much fluff And laugh for my heart
THANK YOU!!! I’m happy I can make you laugh!!!! :D :D :D
Anon said:I love you god bless you and your art! THANK YOU!
NAH THANK YOU FOR BEING THIS NICE!!!
Anon said:Hi! I absolutely /adore/ your BakuKiriKami art! I was wondering if you had any headcanons about them/what inspires you to draw them?
More than headcanons for them I have an incredible amount of scenarios I’d like to see them in! And when they’re compact, complete things I usually draw them, which is what inspires me really haha that, and seeing them interact in the manga! Lately I’ve been really drawn to Bakugou and Kaminari’s friendship, actually, so the romantic stuff has fallen in the background while my mind is preoccupied with thinking about them as platonic good pals ahhhhhhh as soon as I’ll work through it I’ll probably get back to drawing them as romantics, that’s just how my mind works lol
Anon said:I love the casual clothes you design for MHA characters! And I really enjoy reading your headcanons-always creative and fun! Is there anything you’d add to anyone’s hero costumes in class 1-A (something that might prove useful/practical for them, or something you’d add just for the heck of it)? Sorry if this is a stupid question or if you’ve answered a similar question before. Thanks for your time!
It’s not a stupid question, don’t worry!! But I generally like to leave myself in Horikoshi’s hands for this sort of stuff, since I both enjoy the costumes as they are AND don’t want to be disappointed in case what I hope for doesn’t actually happen - that said, I’ve mentioned before that I’d really like Aoyama to get redirectors for his laser on his palms and for Kaminari to get a close combat weapon, since with the quirk he has anything metal would actually work wonders for him! He mentioned a sword, but I rest my case that tonfas would be cool, I really want him to use tonfas. A “costume” I don’t understand is Hagakure’s, by the way - would be nice if she got an actual costume and also I don’t really get why she’d wear gloves at all?? Mirio’s costume was made using his hair, I really want her to get something similar! That’s about it tho, I haven’t really thought much about anyone else in that sense~ 
Anon said:Hello! A few weeks ago I asked about the bracelets you drew for Baku & Kiri. (That art is so beautiful!!) I was wondering if there’s a story behind them; such as, did one of them buy the pair, or did they pick them out together? I’m sorry if it’s a dumb question and if I’m bothering you.
THIS ASK I had lost it, thank you so much for sending it my way again! Actually, Kirishima bought it for himself and Bakugou - I mean to draw a small thing for it, be patient with me while I try to get my ass into gear for it ;O;
Anon said:It’s been a while since you’ve done any BakuKiriKami, do you still like that ship?
I do - as I said a few answers above this one, I’m just finding myself weirdly invested in a platonic relationship between Bakugou and Kaminari at the moment, and also Bakushima stole my focus and soul, but I do still like the ship a whole damn lot, definitely still my fav ot3 in the manga~
Anon said:I love your drawings so much, they always make my day seeing them. But I gotta say that kiri with his hair down is my weakness. He just looks so pure, the cuteness factor goes through the roof.
Thank you???? The Kiri thing is true for canon Kiri too, I’m glad I can bring it in my art!!! Mostly cause when I draw him with his hair down I’m never really sure what the hell I’m doing, I’ll be honest with you lmao
Anon said:hello, holy fUCKin shit how are you this damn good at drawing? like, fuck? thank you, bless you, have a nice day
THANK YOU! And all I do is draw, really lmao I wouldn’t say I’m all that good, definitely not anywhere near the artists I admire, but since all I can do is draw as long as I keep doing that I guess I’ll get there, sooner or later hahaha
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omgtalkingmuffin · 6 years
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Olicity quotes from season 1
In anticipation of the planned trends for November 27 and 28, I thought it would be helpful to compile Olicity quotes to use in tweets (it’s important to mix things up to be able to trend and not get caught up in spam filter) What better way to celebrate trend the Olicity wedding than to quote their best moments? I suggest adding them to corresponding stills, pics, gifs or links to youtube clips in tweets. 
So without further ado, here’s season 1:
Felicity Smoak? Hi. I'm Oliver Queen. Of course. I know who you are, you're Mr. Queen. No, Mr. Queen was my father. Right, but he's dead. I mean, he drowned. But you didn't, which means you could come down to the I.T. department and listen to me babble. Which will end. In 3... 2... 1. I'm having some trouble with my computer and they told me that you were the person to come and see. I was at my coffee shop surfing the web and I spilt a latte on it. Really? Yeah. 'Cause these look like bullet holes. My coffee shop is in a bad neighborhood. If there is anything that you can salvage from it, I would really appreciate it.
I should add "personal Internet researcher for Oliver Queen" to my job title. Happily, I mean.
Hey. [Gasps] Don't you knock? Felicity, this is the I.T. department. It's not the ladies room. Right. What can I do for you? My buddy Steve is really into archery. Apparently it's all the rage now. I don't know why. It's looks utterly ridiculous to me. Mm-hmm. Anyway, it's Steve's birthday next weekend, and I wanted to buy him some arrows. The thing is, he gets these special custom-made arrows, and I have no idea where he gets them. I was hoping you could find out where this came from. The shaft's composite is patented. And that patent is registered to a company called Sagittarius. That's Latin for the archer. Really? Could you find out where and when this was purchased? According to Sagittarius company records, that particular arrow was part of a bundle shipment. 200 units. Sent... to this address. Felicity... You're remarkable. Thank you for remarking on it. And Merry Christmas. I'm Jewish. Happy Hanukkah.
And here I was beginning to think my days of being Oliver Queen's personal computer geek were coming to an end. Is that your way of saying you miss me? No. But if it works for you, go with it. Heh. So a friend of mine is running a scavenger hunt, and there's a case of Lafite Rothschild 1982 waiting at the end. Oh...I love red wine. But in order to find it, I first need to get through this. Hmm. Security fob. It's pin protected. Challenge response goes back to a company called Blackhawk Squad Protection Group. Yeah, my friend had his bodyguard set it up for him. Personally, however, I think it's cheating. But whatever. This is a military-grade cryptographic security protocol. Your friend really went to all this trouble? The idle rich are hard to entertain. Listen... You get through it and one of those bottles of wine is yours.
Felicity. Hey, they said you'd be up here. You look like something the cat dragged in. Not that there are cats in this building. Well, once a cat did get in, but a guard tazed it. It smelled like fur and static in here for like a week. Would you mind stepping away from the window for a moment? I have a little bit of a hangover. Sounds like you need a bloody Mary and a pretzel, not the I.T. Department. Actually, my buddy Kevin is starting an energy drink company. He says it's fantastic for curing hangovers, but I am very particular about what it is I put in my body. I've noticed. I said, not noticed. Right? I'm trying to find a secret recipe. Could you please do a spectroanalysis of the sample and find out exactly where in the city it's made? If it's an energy drink, why is it in a syringe? I ran out of sports bottles.
Hi.  Hi. Thanks for meeting me. I was...nervous to come to your house.  Okay...  The thing is, I've been debating whether or not to share this with you for weeks. Can I trust you? [Scoffs] I'm not an idiot. You've dropped some fairly ridiculous lies on me, and...yet I still feel like I can trust you. [Chuckles] Why is that?  I have one of those faces. Sorry. Yes. You can trust me. 
I'm not going to hurt you, Felicity. How do you know my name? Because you know my name. Oliver, oh... Wow. Everything about you just became so unbelievably clear. You're bleeding. I don't need to be told that. You need a hospital. My--my father's old factory, in the Glades. No, you-- you need a doctor, not a steelworker. Felicity...You have to promise me that you are going to take me to my father's factory and nowhere else. Yeah, promise. [Breathing heavily] Something tells me blood stains are not covered under my lease.
The police collected a sample of your blood at Queen Consolidated. I just hacked the crime lab and ordered the sample destroyed. Oops. Heh. I hope it's all right. Your system looked like it was from the eighties, and not the good part of the eighties, like Madonna and, well, legwarmers. It's a lot of work. Does that mean you're in? You mean in as in I'm going to join your crusade? Well, you're practically an honorary member of the team already. Hmm. So Mr. Diggle said. No. Then why'd you upgrade my system? First, because seeing a network that poorly set up hurts me. In my soul. And second... I want to find Walter. My stepfather. He was nice to me. And Mr. Diggle told me that the notebook you use to fight crime is the same notebook that got Walter abducted. I'll help you rescue him, but that's it. Then I want to go back to my boring life of being an I.T. girl. That's my offer. Ok. So I've been meaning to ask... Is there a bathroom? 'Cause I've had to pee since I got here.  It's upstairs to the left. Great. Felicity, thank you.
Oliver, I know you don't want to hurt this girl and you didn't have any choice in telling her who you really were, but we're asking her to get involved in some pretty dangerous stuff.  We can protect her.
Felicity! Did you just... Computer override your lock. Maybe a little. What are you doing? I pulled up some information on Mr. Williams. Did you know he's a widowed father of a 10-year-old boy? I told you. I'm only in this to help Walter. Not to be an accessory to orphaning little kids. I'm just giving him a warning. Has it ever occurred to you you could do some real good in the city? Beyond just recovering people's stock portfolios and their saving accounts. You're not the only one who knows how to reboot my system. I made a mistake. Getting in my way? I don't disagree. No. Signing on with you. Even provisionally.
I had a bet going with myself on how quickly you two would visit. Tell me not to reveal your secret. Looks like I won. Actually, Felicity, I was hoping that I could get you to change your mind. I was worked up on adrenaline last night, and I didn't exactly put my best foot forward. I was hoping you'd give me the opportunity to do that now. How about you start with Ken Williams? Did he also get to enjoy your adrenaline last night? No, he returned the money that he stole just in time to put his son to bed. Like I said, Felicity, just a warning...
Why don't I work a couple of little tech, you distract her with a little flirty flirt, slip said tech onto her phone. It'll turn into a micro transmitter, and boom, we'll learn everything she knows. Hmm. It's not how I typically get my information. How do you typically do it? I find the person. And then I put the fear of God into them until they talk. But we can try your way.
Speaking of, have you given any thought to what might happen if this doesn't work and the Dodger absconds with your family jewels? I'm sorry, that came out very wrong. 
Talk to me, Felicity.
Psst. By the way. If you ever need to tell someone about your day... You can tell me.
Don't worry, Felicity, they don't send blondes there. I dye it, actually. I keep your secret...
I'll be with you the entire time. Thanks. [Sighs] It feels really good having you inside me. And by "you," I mean your voice. And by "me," I mean my ear. I'm gonna stop talking right now.
You're gonna be really upset when you meet my partner
Unless I can waltz up to Merlyn's mainframe and plug in my tablet directly, there's no way of getting that location. Then we waltz.
Hey, Felicity.  Hmm? Hold on to me tight. I imagined you saying that under different circumstances. Very platonic... circumstances.
I used to think the Vigilante was a criminal, too, but it seems to me, whoever he is, he's willing to sacrifice an awful lot to help the people of this city. Kind of makes him a hero... Doesn't it?
This whole area is ground zero. I want you out of here. If you're not leaving, I'm not leaving.
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damian-fluffy-doge · 7 years
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Okay so, I been pretty much doing changes and story develop in the AU the past months, So I am leaving pictures according to the text, i still have places to fill, and gotta talk about ghost mark and power matt but I will update it soon
Also my friend  skitlesthehusky (From Da)  Help me rewrite some parts or make it sound fluent so, a big thanks ;;;
Also, this AU was created back in mid january, having a pic of navy tom posted ^-^
The basic thing about this Au is that Tom is the member that leaves to follow his dreams elsewhere, being these seven years (or perhaps much less) in which the others keep having adventures, sometimes without realizing it as usual.
Tom does not belong to the army, but to the navy because he enjoys being near the sea. The army used to bring bitter memories of when he went to war with the rest of his friends (Moving Targets), which was not a good experience for him
Not to be confused with Matt's World, although the idea is similar, Swapworld was created 4 months before this and already had designed the leader of the navy.
Tord (Weeaboo)
Tord retains his taste for anime, occasionally hentai, sometimes it may seem like he is just hermit; leaving his room just to grab a snack and watch television, or just sleeping at the couch.
He is an occasional smoker, sometimes when stressed.
He has notorious eye bags, sometimes he may be in a bad mood and just yell.
Usually it is the one that speaks less because he thinks that he could say something unnecessary.
The colors of his clothes are dull to match his personality.
Sometimes he does things without thinking twice, as out of reflex or curiosity.
Sometimes he screws up and is usually reproached by Matt, Edd instead trying to advise him not to do it again, in a somewhat calmer way.
He has basic knowledge with weapons and survival, having a short training in the military base (Moving Target) but of course, he is not an expert in that.
He can become somewhat perverted but discreetly.
He prefers dogs rather than cats alike from Edd and Tom
After the incident with the laser beam,he was forced to use eye drops to prevent an uncertain fate in his eyes.
Appearance
A red dull hoodie, almost gray, torn and rather neglected pants, light gray sneakers. Underneath the hoodie he usually wears shirts with have something to do with anime or bands or words with demotivations that somehow make him feel more comfortable.
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Monster tord
Its appearance is more of a cherry color, between purple and red in its majority, is a ball of fur practically and with an eye of a living green color, has crooked horns and some of hair on the head in the form of tufts, as if it were a messy hairstyle.
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Half monster Tord
It is the middle stage of the transformation, in which Tord maintains a human form for the most part, but has horns and a tail, just as his hands begin to resemble other creature, his brown eyes change to neon green and his teeth are now sharp fangs, as he has fluffy ears.
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Why does this happen?
It is not very clear why he become a monster Tord, or half way, but it is speculated that when he reaches high levels of stress or anger, as a start of a rage.
How does he get along with the others?
Tom
Tom occasionally complain to him because he would be always his room, or taking every opportunity he had to take his magazines, being slightly taller this was very effective to annoy him.
He was judged for smoking on occasion, even if Tom sometimes took too many drinks and ended up wasted.
In an environment like (The End), Tord develops a lot of mistrust because Tom made the attempt to be kinder to the redhead. He was suspecting he was up to something, but not so destructive.
According to him, he got rid of the threat using a sword-- of course the idea of ​​exterminating a friend who at some point was close to him was pretty difficult to process, affecting his self-esteem but overcoming it with the support of his friends.
Edd
Edd is usually busy keeping his clothes and hair to utter perfection, so when Tord needs to talk to someone is not always the best option. Of course he can be sympathetic, if he feels that the matter is serious.
Matt is the one who listens the most when he needs to tell someone something, of course, if he wants to tell him a summary of his favorite anime. He may start falling asleep, but he makes the effort. Does that count?
Matt (Fanta Boy)
Usually the leader of the group and the one who is more optimistic. even if his solutions do not result in victory, he has the potential to guide the others.
He has an obsession with fanta, which can get out of control in some cases, but it’s nothing serious... Or is it?
He is also the kind of friend who is there when you need him. He’s the type who gives you emotional support, though sometimes he may become sarcastic, and can think of himself before others depending on the occasion; which is very strange. It usually happens when he has a bad day.
Appearance:
Matt wears an almost pink sweater with a green overcoat, dark pants and green sneakers.
He has freckles on his face, which at times he does not like.
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Edd (Watermelon)
Edd may be somewhat a bit of a knucklehead in some situations, otherwise, most of the time he isn’t. He is simply tolerant of everything that happens around him. He worries about his hair more than anything, wanting to make sure that it is perfect and in order.
He is often distracted very easily and is not that well of a listener. He likes fair (or carnival) toys like Matt, so they have something in common. However, he doesn’t collect them.
Appearance
A lime green hoodie with white suspenders, topped with a pink overcoat. (He looks like a watermelon by the colors) 
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Tom (The Harpoon Boy)
Fun facts:
He is terrified of bears because reminds him (or triggers) bad memories of his childhood (except Tomee bear).
He likes cats and if you hurt any in his presence, you are in big trouble. (Pussy protector.)
By not having Susan nearby for a long time, he developed the habit of having a harpoon near him to which he put bandages, pretending it to be Susan, and named it Harpay. It may not be a name, but sounds like the word ‘harpoon’.
His favorite (alcoholic) drink is Smirnoff, and it is often exceeded when he is under a lot of stress.
He has a notorious British accent. Sometimes he may act somewhat arrogant with people he doesn’t get along with.
By the time he was away from home, he focused more on his plans and ideals. His goal is to get rid of Christmas, and for that he has to force people to do as he pleases. (Force me daddy.)
Why does he want to get rid of christmas?
Well first of all, I wanted to clarify that since in the series; usually it was not said why Tom had so much hatred towards christmas. So I wanted to add something to Navy Tom You see, in the series, this incident occurred while they were still children. A bear shot Tom's father, who was a pineapple.
It was Matt's fault, who innocently gave the bear a gun. Now, Tom felt a type of bitterness toward Matt for a while and had to be persuaded by his friends to stop acting as he didn't exist or avoiding him. After all, for a child, that would be a tremendous trauma, right? But he was not able to hate one of his closest friends. They were children after all, and they are not so aware of what is wishing death to someone. Well, according to me, Tom  was able to enjoy Christmas with his parents, you know, gifts and candy. Which little boy doesn't like that? But ever since he lost his father, things were not the same. Even if he was a child, he was aware that something was missing. Something very important. Over time, he began to turn into a problematic child at some point in his childhood. He even left aside Tomee bear so nobody would see him as a wimpy kid. In his adolescent stage and forward, he didn't want to know anything about Christmas. It brought bad memories and feelings that he preferred to forget. That is why it would seem like a silly reason for many. Why would anyone want to destroy something as beautiful as christmas? The time you spend with family or friends having fun? Sounds cliché with the whole "if I can't be happy, no one will be.". But after all, Tom can become very selfish and think of himself before others.
After leaving his friends to form part of the Navy, he began to develop a more mature personality.
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The man also knows how to handle weapons, but he still prefers to bring only a razor with him. He has a small platoon in which he is in charge of. Though, he considers the members of his team mostly as friends; especially Bing (Chris Bingbong), who is the one who seems to enjoy the most in planning attacks or designing weapons, as well as altering them to make them more powerful, according to him.
Bing
It is the one that has more experience with inventing weapons or improving them for a greater destruction, not all his projects are victorious so more than once the base was almost shattered by this guy, he likes coffee, sometimes in excess
Larry
It is the one who seems to have less tolerance for the nonsense that happens at times, sometimes giving his negative opinion, he is usually ignored so  sometimes he no longer bother to say anything about a problem
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Hellucard
It is the knucklehead of tom’s team, he always finds the way to get hurt with something, or be in a tremendous danger and mysteriously leave unharmed
Usually very optimistic and cheerful despite the situation, sometimes his nonsense cheers up the others
Billy (Fun Dead Kid)
This little boy was picked up by Tom after the zombie apocalypse.
After Tord handed him the gun and left him to his fate, Tom attacked the zombies before they could hurt him, the team looked for people who were looking for his son but there were no signs, assuming they had become zombies and that he was alone, they let him stay at the base, they don’t  send him to war, of course but they still train him in a more friendly and gentle way
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At first Billy was like any child, wanted to play, followed the other adults to see what they were doing, and asked a lot of questions, but then became a little more serious, his nickname later on would be sniper
He looks up to Tom and wants to be just like him, and he is happy to be at the naval base, it's like a family
Childhood Facts
Tom
Tom was actually a good boy and a crybaby before losing his father
The one who made fun of him was Tord, they didn’t get along most of the time, but you know, kids.
Tom loved to make paper boats and let them float around a puddle or anywhere, usually he didn’t wear shoes because he liked to climb trees and feel that he was in charge of everything when he was at the top
he also used to get scratches because of the little care he had while playing he was also very attached to tomee bear but hid it around tord because he would provoke him saying it was for babies
he used to wear clothes with designs of boats or things related to sailors, and a overall, always had some band aid somewhere
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Tord
Tord was the one who guided the group when they were young, always brought shirts with designs of animes or cartoons along with shorts, or ripped jeans, was more attached to Matt back then.
his Norwegian accent was more noticeable which made him feel important, he always carried his water gun to annoy tom or any child who dared bother his friends
After tom lost his father, he completely changed, he stopped being a little jerk with tom and began to treat him better, which tom no longer accepted,feeling a slight grudge for everything he had done
Matt
He was the artist of the group, and he loved to share his knowledge with the other kids, along with Edd they idealised crazy things to draw, since edd is the one who taught him how to draw, of course Matt then learned new things on his own
He used to wear shirts with long sleeves, which hung from his hands, usually purple, violet or pink
When tom lost his father, he didn’t understand at first what he had done, because according to him, he found a gun lying at the grass and there was a bear that demanded him to give it back, he thought he did the right thing
was beside tom during all of the recover process, even if tom despised his friendship, it took almost a year, with the help of the others so that tom finally accepted him again
He felt terrible about what happened and tried to compensate it. even till now he sometimes feels guilt is consuming him
Edd
He is the funny one of the group, he didn’t care so much about his appearance back then, he only focused on having fun with his friends, he used to jump in puddles along with tom, water or mud, it didn’t matter, or pretend he was cowboys with tord, but what he liked the most was to draw along with matt
After the incident with the bear the group almost disintegrated, reason why he, along with tord insisted that it was only an accident and that they should hang out again
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nancypullen · 4 years
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Whew!
I made it over the grumpy hump that was in my way yesterday and spent time in the sunshine today.  It was exactly what I needed.  I checked every square inch of  my gardens and I’m satisfied with what I saw.  Teeny-tiny zinnias are popping their sweet heads up where I threw seeds so I’ve got a litter of babies to watch.  Other residents are bigger ans stronger. The salvia is going nuts and the bees are loving it.  Here’s some very blurry proof.   The only thing in focus is the stem in the foreground. Oops.  I’m out of practice.
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We’ll just pretend that it’s a dreamy watercolor painting, mmmkay? The basil is thriving and promises to add fresh flavor to many,many meals and snacks.
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I scattered seed for dill because I love it in tuna and chicken salads, mayo for sandwiches, on fish and roasted potatoes, need I go on?
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More babies!  Of course, I’ll have to thin that once I see what I’ve got.  Looks like I’ll have plenty to choose from. I still practice the good advice I received from Sally Owens in the movie Practical Magic (a favorite!).
 “There are some things I know for certain: always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder; keep rosemary by your garden gate; plant lavender for luck; and fall in love whenever you can.”  - Sally Owens Rosemary growing by my garden gate...
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and my lavender for luck is booming!
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I see a couple of weeds in that photo that I’ll have to go back out and pull. Arrgh! As far as falling in love whenever I can, I do!  I fall in love with animals, flowers, sunny days, good recipes, a good thunderstorm, a good book, and with that sweet fellow that lives here, day after day. This time of year I’m also in love with the idea of nurturing baby plants into productive members of society.  I ordered some hardy blue geraniums from a seed catalog and they arrived in a tiny plastic bag, just shriveled roots.  So I pampered them and put them to bed and lo and behold, I’m seeing GREEN!
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That little plant is about the size of my thumb, but there’s hope!  This one is only about the size of my thumb nail, but I’ll talk sweetly to it and try to convince it to step away from the ledge.
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This patch of thyme is doing beautifully, probably because it has its own cat.
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Everything is a bit messy because of the storms we’ve had the last few days.  I’ll tidy up.
Mickey’s favorite, Mexican Heather, is blooming like crazy.  You can’t kill this stuff.
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This lobelia sits in a bright pot on the porch.  She’s a bit of a drama queen, always ready to end it all if her shade, water,sun mixture isn’t just right.  The southern sun is not her friend, she’s a belle.  
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These poor impatiens are still waiting to be nestled into that colander.  I’ve been trying to get some coco fiber mats, which is what I like to line my pots and planters with - but I don’t want to go into Lowe’s, where they’re just $1.98, and I sure don’t want to order them through Amazon where they’re charging $14 for a pair  What a rip off.  I tried to do a Lowe’s curbside pickup but it doesn’t appear that they’re doing small garden items. Dang it.  I’ll have to improvise.
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Right in front of the porch I’ve got parsley shooting up  beside a hydrangea.  Parsley always does really well in that front bed and it’s nice to go out and snip some when I need it.
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Most of the perennials aren’t blooming yet, but they look healthy and happy. The front porch isn’t quite ready yet, but it’s starting to look comfy again.
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Remember last fall we had the old deck torn down and a new one built?  It’s time to stain it, we just have to have a string of dry days - something we haven’t had in months.  Still, that didn’t stop me from getting it ready for summer with a pretty pink geranium.
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Cheerful! I have two white shutters that I’m dying to turn into a plant stand and put over in that left corner.  It could hold some pretty potted herbs or blooms.  Something like this.
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Oh, I’ve got so many plans! And speaking of making things, I’m still sending out cards.  They’re far from perfect -  in fact they’re all a bit wonky.  But the people receiving them understand that I’m a bit wonky as well and overlook my errors. I sent this one out today to a dear pal.
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I sent my mom a funny card for Mother’s Day, but you’d have to know the back story.  She used to tell us that when she was a kid she was so poor she had a tumbleweed for a pet.  So I took an adorable childhood photo of her...
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Front                                                     and inside
I made a card for Mickey’s mom as well.  I don’t think I snapped a pic of the finished product, but it started with this photo of Mickey and his siblings.
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The message inside said “Thanks for doing an incredible job, Mom”.   Keeping those hooligans alive should have earned her combat pay! Two with cap guns, one with a baton and one with a jump rope.  That’s a recipe for disaster if I’ve ever seen one.  Anyway, I had a ball making fun cards for the people we love and I’ve got another couple in progress on my desk that will probably go in the mail tomorrow.    I’ve made a few that were PG-13 so I won’t share them here.  Don’t knock it, it’s keeping me sane. Know what’s keeping Mickey sane?  Food.  I give him things like this angel food cake with fresh strawberries and whipped cream and tell him its on his diet.  It could be worse, right?
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I give him a lot of salads, so I don’t deny him the occasional treat.  He’s got a monster of a sweet tooth and sometimes an apple just doesn’t cut it.  I can’t wait until we start getting the first really good watermelons of the season.  That’s the best candy around! Alright, I’ve rambled enough.  I’ve adjusted my attitude, soaked up some sunshine, fiddled in the gardens, and made a good meal that included dessert.  If that’s not a good day I don’t know what is.  Last night’s bubble bath didn’t hurt.  I soaked and read while that big, full moon peeped through the window.  It was wonderful.  What’s that quote about the faithfulness of nature?  Whatever it is, that’s what’s getting me through.  The reliable, buzzing bee, the seeds sprouting and pushing toward the sun, and that bright moon shining down on us while the earth wakes and stretches.  That rhythm never fails us, no matter what else is happening in the world.  Thank goodness. Stay safe, stay well, stay focused on the good that’s all around us.
XOXO- Nancy
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robininthelabyrinth · 7 years
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Unexpected Development - Chapter 8
Fic: Unexpected Development - Chapter 8 (AO3 Link)
Fandom: Flash Pairing: Mick/Len/Barry, Mick/Len (associated Mick/Barry, Barry/Len) Chapter 8 for Unexpected Development (Len)
Summary: “Sorry, kid,” Len says, sounding – and likely even being, knowing Len – sincere. “We gotta run, and it looks like you’re coming with us for a bit.”
“Oh crap,” the kid (Barry Allen, he said his name was) says.
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“Can you disarm the bombs in this area?” Len asks Charlie, nimbly evading the way Charlie keeps reaching out for his arm like he wants to link hands together. Like they’re on some sort of date.
Which – maybe in Charlie’s dreams. No way.
“I can do that for you, Len,” Charlie says, eyes shining.
“Good,” Len says. “I’ll go disarm the rest of ‘em in this area, tell the boys I’m double-checking them or something, and then I’ll –” ditch the hell out of you “– see what to do next.”
Charlie pouts. “I worry about you sometimes, Len,” he says. “You work too hard. Too much stress.”
“I thought you were supposed to stress meat,” Len says, because he can’t help himself sometimes.
“Only after it’s been prepared,” Charlie says indulgently. “See, this is why I like you so much – maybe we can discuss it at length later –”
Yeah, no.
Len makes his excuses to Charlie and then double-times it through his set of bombs – it takes barely any time at all, the bombs being almost pathetically easy to defuse – then head westward. He’s certain that Mick can keep an eye on Allen and Allen had definitely seemed smart enough to handle a few bombs; between the two of them, he can trust that that section will be handled, and Charlie – well, he doesn’t have to like Charlie to admit that, cannibalistic instincts aside, Charlie’s not totally incompetent. He’s certainly capable of handling the bombs, and he has no reason to double-cross Len.
Besides, Charlie knows how Len deals with people who double-cross him. He wouldn’t dare.
At any rate, the bombs are even more stupidly made than he’d hoped they might be. It has to be a Flash trap: even if the Flash wasn’t particularly expert with bomb defusing techniques, a voice in his ear could walk him through the basics - sure, there's a whole lot of them, but he could disable them all if he ran at top speed, or maybe a little faster, which fits in with Len's theory about it being about getting the Flash to go faster.
Len wonders for a moment how Mr. Banana knows that the Flash would have access to someone with the right expertise. Well, they probably went up against each other and Flash talked to his earpiece the way he had the first time Len had fought him, but bomb-defusing experience seems like a specialization that you wouldn’t think a hero would necessarily think to have on his team. As quick as the Flash is, Mr. Banana’s left him a hell of a short time frame to find an expert if he didn’t already have one.
Something to think about.
Now, however, is not the time to consider such questions. Len’s got a city to keep intact.
After all, this is his city.
The good part about the tunnels on the west side of the highway is that they extend out from where the raised central portion of the highway, under the mostly deserted slum buildings just adjacent to it. The tunnels go up until they’re basically nearly at surface level, under the highway and next to the buildings, so a bombing here would be bad but not catastrophic – far fewer structural supports to knock down.
Still, he’ll be damned if a single squatter loses his life to some stupid hero-obsessed villain. Not while Len’s around, no sir.
He makes it to the tunnels, which are already deserted – the people assigned to come here have already planted their bombs and gotten the hell out of dodge, which is fair – and he’s listening to the countdown clock in his head that tells him he has plenty of time, but he barely takes two steps into the main space when there’s a gigantic boom like thunder and he’s suddenly thrown back against the wall.
Ouch.
Okay, when did he end up lying on the floor? He doesn’t even remember that happening.
Len’s head hurts, and there’s dust everywhere. He’s a bit dazed, but not nauseous, which at least means he’s not concussed.
What just happened?
That couldn’t have been a bomb going off already: there was no heat. He's been Mick's partner long enough to know that much about explosions.
And also…
“I tawt I saw a puddy cat,” he says, blinking concrete dust out of his eyes and absolutely mangling the impression. “Or at least I think I saw Tweety Bird.”
He pushes himself up on his elbows painfully and sits up.
Len’s not in the tunnels anymore; or rather, one of the tunnels is now open to the sky, but not because of the dead bombs that lie scattered on the ground. And they are quite certainly dead, he can see that; these bombs have been ripped apart and their pieces scattered everywhere. They’re never going to grow up to be nice big explosions, and won’t Mick be sad about that? But they definitely aren’t the reason that there was now a big hole in the wall under the highway, letting the evening light – half fading sunlight, half glowing streetlights – shine in.
There’s another cause for that.
Len’s never actually seen Mr. Banana before, but there’s no doubt that the man standing before him, vibrating so fast that the air around him shivers like an optical illusion, is the one.
“Holy crap –” Len says.
Mr. Banana raises his head proudly and smirks.
“– that is the ugliest shade of yellow I’ve ever seen,” Len concludes.
Mr. Banana looks taken aback.
But seriously, damn. Tweety Bird would be ashamed to be associated with that color. Big Bird would teach the audience a very special lesson about embarrassment just to cover it. The Teletubbies would think it a step too far.
Len’s still a bit iffy on the whole ‘Mr. Banana’ name, but he’s got to admit that he can see the basis. He’d shoot him with the cold gun just on principle, except that it’s lying halfway across the street.
Len twitches a foot.
Looks like he's somehow got no other guns, either: not the spare he’d tucked in the small of his back or the secondary one strapped onto his ankle. Mr. Banana must have grabbed them when he’d rammed himself thought the tunnel wall like a human-sized super-fast sledgehammer and then threw Len across the room.
Probably doesn’t want Len interrupting him in the middle of his carefully planned out solo number. Len gets that.
Doesn’t mean he has to like it when it’s being done to him, but, well, he gets it.
Evil Overlord rules, you know.
(If Mick didn't want him to quote them, he shouldn't have given Len a copy for his birthday this year.)
“Well, well, Mr. Snart,” Mr. Banana says. His voice reverberates strangely. Vibrating his vocal cords, the way the Flash tried to do early on and then just sort of gave up on. Kind of adorable, actually. This guy clearly has more practice. “You have been an admirable enemy –”
“Have we even met?” Len asks, reaching for his pocket.
Mr. Banana smirks. “You don’t know me,” he says. “But I know you. I’ve seen the work you’ve been doing so far, and you've become quite an impressive adversary for the Flash despite not having any powers of your own."
Gee, thanks. Always nice to meet a fan.
"Unfortunately," Mr. Banana continues, lengthening his syllables into a disdainful drawl which is clearly ripped off from Len, "there’s a risk that you’ll interfere with my plans with the Flash, and that’s – what are you doing?”
“Texting,” Len says, typing on the phone he’s just pulled out. “Obviously.”
“What?!”
“I know, I know, I’m a bit old to be a millennial, right?”
“Put that away and listen to me!”
“Sure, mom,” Len says, clicking send.
There’s a burst of lightning.
Len blinks at the space where his phone was. His poor phone is currently being crushed to death in Mr. Banana’s hands. Mr. Banana’s mask is doing a poor job of hiding his irritation.
Len shrugs and pulls out another one.
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Mr. Banana says with disgust.
Len holds up the phone and sets it to record. “Wait, lemme get a pic before you destroy this one,” he says. “Don’t worry, feel free to monologue; I swear I’m listening.”
Mr. Banana seems to be contemplating destroying Len's phone again, and possibly adding some pain for Len into the mix in the process; he crosses his arms and glares death at Len as he considers how bad the pain's going to be.
“Lemme guess,” Len drawls, intimately familiar with how to distract people in that sort of mood. “‘Put that phone away this instant, young man, or I’ll kill you even more dead than I was already planning to?’”
Mr. Banana struggles with rage for a moment – his eyes do this thing where they glow even more red and start crackling with sparks of lightning a bit, very Sith-lord – before he manages to rein it and smirk.
“I suppose you have a point,” he says agreeably, in the way rich people do when they think they have the upper hand and decide that they’re going to be all generous about it, just to rub it in.
If he survives, Len is going to find this asshole’s house and rob it, just out of spite.
It can’t be that hard to find. Look at this guy’s preferred color scheme! Definitely one in a million – his house has got to be the most garish collection of no-taste rich-guy stuff imaginable.
Len bets he has a chandelier.
Len's totally going to Phantom of the Opera the shit out of it.
“So, what’ve I been doing that’s been pissing you off so much?” Len asks. “Sorry, I wasn’t actually listening earlier.”
That gets an actual eye-twitch.
He didn’t even know that was a thing real people did.
“Captain Cold,” Mr. Banana says. “Your exploits against the Flash are impressive –”
“What time?” Len inquires, quite seriously. “The time I let his friends scare me off with a vacuum cleaner or the time he kicked my ass up and down the street? Really, I want to know; I’m keeping a ranking list on my wall and I can’t seem to decide which one should be number one.”
Mr. Banana probably thinks he’s joking, but Len really does have a list.
“They will be,” Mr. Banana says impatiently. “But I have decided that your interference in the Flash’s timeline is an unacceptable risk to my plans. As is such, regardless of my respect for you, I’ve decided to end your life. Are you listening now?”
Len’s brain processes the words that just got spoken, but he ends up with nothing but question marks and blue screens of death and gibberish. Nothing that just came out of Mr. Banana’s mouth makes any sense, but it also doesn’t seem particularly useful for the time being either, and therefore he’s going to put his questions aside for contemplation at a time when his life isn’t imminently in danger.
“You do realize I’m stalling for time, right?” Len asks instead.
He’s not too sure. Maybe Mr. Banana is like Charlie and thinks they’re having an actual conversation or something.
Mr. Banana smirks. “Your little friend won’t be able to help you –” he starts.
Len’s jaw drops.
Mr. Banana checks behind him. It’s a barely noticeable motion, but it’s there.
Ah, glorious paranoia.
Very useful – to the person trying to fuck with you.
“No, no,” Len says soothingly. “No ambush yet, relax. I’m just – that’s the first time anyone’s called Mick my ‘little’ friend. Have you met him?”
He gestures a bit with his free hand, a vague outline of ‘very large and intimidating man who is hardly little in any respect’. He adds in a 'if you know what I mean' gesture because really, Mick deserves it, and also it makes Mr. Banana look vaguely like he's bitten into a lemon.
Mr. Banana looks like he's going to say something - Len's really hoping for it to be a lecture on having some more class as a supervillain, he's always wanted to hear one of those - but speak of the devil and he appears.
Mick bursts through the tunnel entrance, heat gun at ready, but he’s still too far away to help if Mr. Banana decides to skewer Len. Allen’s at his heels, eyes wide in horror.
“No!” Allen shouts, even as Mick’s eyes narrow and take in the scene.
Len feels vaguely bad about that, actually. Poor, pretty little hostage – bad enough that the mission went south, but he shouldn’t have to see people who flirted with him die.
Assuming Len does die, of course. Len’s not quite willing to concede on that yet.
Mr. Banana’s face stretches into a smirk, like he was waiting for the audience to arrive for the grand finale.
There’s something’s ticking in Len’s brain.
Something he’s missed, though he’s not sure what.
Mick’d probably know in a minute; he’s always been better with people than Len, even if Len is better at plans and strategies and such.
Hell, Mick probably does already know – he’s been smirking it up like crazy the last few hours.
What is it?
“I do apologize, Mr. Snart –” Mr. Banana says, and Len’s been in enough fights – and watched enough bad movies – to know that Mr. Banana is gearing up for the final murder sequence, and all Len’s got is a bunch of bruises and no guns.
Oh, and his camera phone, still recording.
“–but I’m afraid our time – that is, your time – is up at last,” Mr. Banana says, eyes bright and his tone gloating. He holds up his hand and starts vibrating it as fast as a circular saw, which is a hell of a murder method if Len’s ever seen one, and he steps forward and –
His face when a lacey red bra smacks him right in the face is priceless.
And that would be the other ambush Len had planned via a little community chatting.
Len grins at his phone.
God bless the Internet.
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theonyxpath · 7 years
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Yep.
It’s my turn for the annual winter fever and hacking coughing chest cold.
Ugh.
I’m going to digress right now, but you’ll see that this lil story will link my cold and the next subject of discussion today:
When I was in grad school, pure luck gave me a chance to have the first puppy I ever raised. She was half Dalmatian and half Pit Bull and gorgeous and strong. Her name was Wee Bea. While she was still in her first year, I came down with one of these awful colds. So bad, I was shaking with chills even covered with the few blankets we had (we were poor students and didn’t have much in the way of bedding).
As I was laying there and my teeth were actually chattering, Bea climbed up on the bed and sprawled her full body length over mine. Which she had never done before as she preferred curling up under the blankets next to me when she was allowed on the bed. She stayed on top until my fever broke later that night, and just like that slipped off the bed and curled up in her basket.
Her work there was done.
  Pugmire adventuring party by Claudio Pozas
  So you can understand that I haven’t needed much persuading when it comes to the magical power of dogs and the depths of feeling that dogs can both feel themselves and engender in people. Depths that I believe are a big part of the magic of  Pugmire.
Which I bring up because this Wednesday afternoon we will be sending out links to the Backer PDF for the Pugmire Core Rulebook to the Kickstarter backers who pledged for it. Eddy and all of us at Onyx Path are just thrilled to be able to get this out where folks can actually read it, and play it, and send us feedback about it!
We’ve never actually delivered a new reward via BackerKit, so we’re finding our way with this. The plan is to let non-backers, and you know who you are, still be able to “pre-order” Pugmire on the site until we get closer to printing and shipping the physical parts of the project. In fact, right here: http://ift.tt/1WC83B5
    Amirani for Dark Eras Companion by Vince Locke
  Other, non-doggy things:
We’re hoping that the physical PoD proofs for Chronicles of Darkness: Hurt Locker come in before Wednesday so we can set it on sale along with the Condition Cards for Promethean 2nd and Beast.
We talked a bit about Onyx Path panels at GenCon this coming August at our meeting today. We mostly stick to the informational “What’s Up With…XXX” kind where we have developers talk about their upcoming projects, but are playing with the idea of different kinds this year.
What do you think? If you’ve gone or intend to go, or just have thoughts about the kinds of panels we could host, throw your ideas into the Comments here so we can talk about them.
Mirthful Mike Chaney is looking for artist submissions, and we’ll have info going out on our social media later this week. Right now, he is interested in artists whose styles match the feeling of the World of Darkness and the Chronicles of Darkness sets of game lines. You can submit links to websites (he will not open zipped files or anything like that) showing work you’ve done as well as any messaging for Mike at this address: [email protected]
The Mirthful One is also looking for graphic designers interested in doing layout work for our books. As you can tell, we have a lot of projects being worked on right now, and more on the way! Just like potential artists, you can submit links to websites (he will not open zipped files or anything like that) showing work you’ve done as well as any messaging for Mike at this address: [email protected]
I’m sure there’s more I wanted to talk about, but my brain is fogging up.
So let me leave you with a non-dog pic that is the line-up of the signature characters for Monarchies of Mau. We told our cat-lovin’ friends we hadn’t forgotten about them while doing Pugmire, and we hope you find these characters intriguing.
  BLURBS!
KICKSTARTER!
We’re exploring card game Kickstarters, packaging, and components, for Prince’s Gambit. I’m working on the KS pages this week, and our video genius is assembling edits while Justin is picking music. Things look good, and we are all for starting the KS in Feb so long as the process of pulling the KS together cooperates. If so, then Monarchies of Mau KS would be next, after Gambit.
  ON SALE!
For 2 MORE DAYS Hunter: the Vigil explodes into the Bundle of Holding! For two more days, you can pledge for first edition Hunter: the Vigil PDFs at massive discounts and 10% of your purchase goes to the RPG Creators Relief Fund, INC too, which is very cool. Check it out here: http://ift.tt/2jUHawr
This offer is doing really well- thanks to all of you who have supported a great cause so far!
And we did something we never before attempted and have added WoD Armory to this set of PDFs! For those of you who pledged already- we give this with our thanks! And if you haven’t pledged yet…well now you get even more awesome PDFs when you do!
    Looking for our Deluxe or Prestige Edition books? Here’s the link to the press release we put out about how Onyx Path is now selling through Indie Press Revolution: http://ift.tt/1ZlTT6z
You can now order wave 2 of our Deluxe and Prestige print overrun books, including Deluxe Mage 20th Anniversary, and Deluxe V20 Dark Ages!
    Both the Beast: the Primordial & Promethean: the Created 2nd Edition Condition Cards will go on sale Wednesday, the 8th on DTRPG in PDF and physical card PoD versions! Great for keeping track of the Conditions that are on your characters!
      From the massive Chronicles of Darkness: Dark Eras main book, we have pulled this single chapter, Dark Eras: Ruins of Empire (Mummy 1893-1924). Perhaps the quintessential era of the mummy in the minds of Westerners, this period saw the decline of the two greatest empires of the age: British and Ottoman. Walk with the Arisen as they bear witness to the death of the Victorian age, to pivotal mortal discoveries in Egypt, and to the horrors of the Great War.
Available in PDF and physical copy PoD versions on DTRPG. http://ift.tt/2k0XDhX
    From the massive Chronicles of Darkness: Dark Eras main book, we have pulled this single chapter, Dark Eras: The Sundered World (Werewolf and Mage 5500-5000 BCE). At the birth of civilization, in the shadow of the Fall, the Awakened stand as champions and protectors of the agricultural villages spread across the Balkans. In a world without a Gauntlet, where Shadow and flesh mingle, the steady taming of the world by humanity conflicts with the half-spirit children of Father Wolf.
Available in PDF and physical copy PoD versions on DTRPG. http://ift.tt/2k16mRj
    Night Horrors: Conquering Heroes for Beast: the Primordial is available now as an Advance PDF: http://ift.tt/2j7p7lO
This book includes: 
An in-depth look at how Heroes hunt and what makes a Hero, with eleven new Heroes to drop into any chronicle.
A brief look at why Beasts may antagonize one another, with seven new Beasts to drop into any chronicle.
Rules for Insatiables, ancient creatures born of the Primordial Dream intent on hunting down Beasts to fill a hunger without end, featuring six examples ready to use in any chronicle.
    The PDF and physical book PoD versions of Reap the Whirlwind, the Vampire: the Requiem 2nd Edition Jumpstart swirls into being on DTRPG! http://ift.tt/2i1WPpD
You are a vampire, a junkie. Every night, you beg and you borrow and you steal just a little more life, just a few more sweet moments. But there’s a guy at the top. The Prince. He’s got everything. The money, the secrets, the blood.
Tonight, you’re going to take it from him. Tomorrow, there’ll be hell to pay.
This updated edition of Reap the Whirlwind features revisions to match the core rulebook for Vampire: the Requiem 2nd Edition. Text edits and rules clarifications have also been updated.
Reap the Whirlwind Revised includes:
Rules for creating and playing vampires in the Chronicles of Darkness
The first two levels of every clan Discipline, the dark powers of the dead
A complete adventure by noted horror author Chuck Wendig
This new revised Reap the Whirlwind Revised includes an updated booklet, 7 condition cards, and the interactive Vampire: the Requiem 2nd Edition character sheet.
        It is now the preordained time for Dawn of Heresies, the Mummy: the Curse novel written by internationally renowned author Brian Hodge to arise! Both PDF/electronic and physical book PoD versions are now available on DTRPG! http://ift.tt/2iEP9dW
Rawhead and bloody bones
Steals naughty children from their homes,
Takes them to his dirty den
And they are never seen again. 
So says the nursery rhyme that gives birth to Rawhead, the most fearsome entity to imperil the living since the infamous Roller. Once an obedient mummy by name of Benefre, a desperate bid by his cult fails in tragic fashion, and in so doing, sends him to the Devourerís waiting, corruptive maw. What remains of Benefreís ambitious soul rises again, impure and unholy, set to the execution of a scheme so baleful, it constitutes a heresy even among his own misbegotten kind.
All that stands between Rawhead and his terrible aim are a lone mummy, Kemsiyet, and what little remains of her cult following its destruction at Rawhead’s hands. Declan, her prized security aide, and Fiona, an Irish researcher only just recently inducted into the cult and its blood-soaked world, must fight both the odds and the clock in order to prevent a calamity the likes of which the world hasnít seen since the days of the mummies’ creation.
About the Author:
BRIAN HODGE is the acclaimed author of 11 novels, almost 125 short stories, and four full-length collections. His first collection, The Convulsion Factory, was ranked by critic Stanley Wiater among the 113 best books of modern horror. Heís currently wrapping up his fifth, The Immaculate Void. Among gamers, he is perhaps best known as the author of the first official Hellboy novel, On Earth as It Is in Hell.
Recent works include “The Weight of the Dead,” from Tor, and novelettes of cosmic horror in The Mammoth Book of Cthulhu and Children of Lovecraft. His oft-reprinted 2013 novella, “The Same Deep Waters as You” has recently been optioned by a London-based production studio for development for television. Brian lives in Colorado.
    Open the V20 Dark Ages: Tome of Secrets now on DTRPG! Both PDF and physical book PoD versions are now available! http://ift.tt/2i1XOXd
The Tome of Secrets is a treatment of numerous topics about Cainites and stranger things in the Dark Medieval World. It’s about peeling back the curtain, and digging a little deeper. Inside, you’ll find:
• Expanded treatment of Assamite Sorcery, Koldunic Sorcery, Necromancy, and Setite Sorcery
• A look at Cainite knightly orders, faith movements, and even human witchcraft
• Letters and diaries from all over the Dark Medieval World
    Travel with us all the way to the Red Planet for the Cavaliers of Mars Jumpstart: A Festival of Blades, available in PDF and PoD on DTRPG! http://ift.tt/2biWBpR
Live, fight, and love on Mars, a world of red death and strange mystery, a world of savagery and romance.
Includes: 
A complete adventure set in one of dying Mars’ greatest remaining cities.
The innovative DEIMOS rules, for high-flying, swashbuckling adventure.
Four pre-generated player characters, ready to get into the heart of the action.
    The Locker is open; the Chronicles of Darkness: Hurt Locker, that is! The Advance PDF is now available on DTRPG! http://ift.tt/2gbM9me
Hurt Locker features:
Treatment of violence in the Chronicles of Darkness. Lasting trauma, scene framing, and other tools for making your stories hurt.
Many new player options, including Merits, supernatural knacks, and even new character types like psychic vampires and sleeper cell soldiers.
Expanded equipment and equipment rules.
Hurt Locker requires the Chronicles of Darkness Rulebook or any other standalone Chronicles of Darkness rulebook such as Vampire: The Requiem, Werewolf: The Forsaken, or Beast: The Primordial to use.
    Discover the long-awaited  Secrets of the Covenants for Vampire: the Requiem 2nd Edition as we unearth the Advance PDF now on DTRPG! http://ift.tt/2gbQjus
This book includes:
A variety of stories from each of the covenants, all told in their own words.
Never-before revealed secrets, like the fate of the Prince of New Orleans.
New blood sorcery, oaths, and other hidden powers of the covenants.
      CONVENTIONS!
Discussing GenCon plans. August 17th – 20th, Indianapolis. Every chance the booth will actually be 20′ x 30′ this year.
        And now, the new project status updates!
    DEVELOPMENT STATUS FROM ROLLICKING ROSE (projects in bold have changed status since last week):
First Draft (The first phase of a project that is about the work being done by writers, not dev prep)
Exalted 3rd Novel by Matt Forbeck (Exalted 3rd Edition)
Trinity Continuum Core Rulebook (The Trinity Continuum)
Trinity Continuum: Aeon Rulebook (The Trinity Continuum)
M20 Gods and Monsters (Mage: the Ascension 20th Anniversary Edition)
M20 Cookbook (Mage: the Ascension 20th Anniversary Edition)
M20 Book of the Fallen (Mage: the Ascension 20th Anniversary Edition)
WoD Ghost Hunters (World of Darkness)
CtD C20 Jumpstart (Changeling: the Dreaming 20th Anniversary Edition)
Ex Novel 2 (Aaron Rosenberg) (Exalted 3rd Edition)
C20 Novel (Jackie Cassada) (Changeling: the Dreaming 20th Anniversary Edition)
Pugmire Fiction Anthology (Pugmire)
Pugmire Pan’s Guide for New Pioneers (Pugmire)
Monarchies of Mau Early Access (Pugmire)
Hunter: the Vigil 2e core (Hunter: the Vigil 2nd Edition)
  Redlines
Scion: Origins (Scion 2nd Edition)
Scion: Hero (Scion 2nd Edition)
Kithbook Boggans (Changeling: the Dreaming 20th Anniversary Edition)
GtS Geist 2e core (Geist: the Sin-Eaters Second Edition)
VtR Half-Damned (Vampire: the Requiem 2nd Edition)
  Second Draft
The Realm (Exalted 3rd Edition)
Dragon-Blooded (Exalted 3rd Edition)
BtP Beast Player’s Guide (Beast: the Primordial)
Book of Freeholds (Changeling: the Dreaming 20th Anniversary Edition)
V20 Dark Ages Jumpstart (Vampire: the Masquerade 20th Anniversary Edition)
  Development
W20 Changing Ways (Werewolf: the Apocalypse 20th Anniversary Edition)
Signs of Sorcery (Mage: the Awakening Second Edition)
SL Ring of Spiragos (Pathfinder – Scarred Lands 2nd Edition)
Ring of Spiragos (5e – Scarred Lands 2nd Edition)
SL Dagger of Spiragos (Pathfinder – Scarred Lands 2nd Edition)
Dagger of Spiragos (5e– Scarred Lands 2nd Edition)
Arms of the Chosen (Exalted 3rd Edition)
Changeling: the Lost 2nd Edition, featuring the Huntsmen Chronicle (Changeling: the Lost 2nd Edition)
BtP Building a Legend (Beast: the Primordial)
CtD C20 Anthology (Changeling: the Dreaming 20th Anniversary Edition)
Wraith: the Oblivion 20th Anniversary Edition
  Editing:
VtR A Thousand Years of Night (Vampire: the Requiem 2nd Edition)
V20 Beckett’s Jyhad Diary (Stretch Goal Content)
W20 Song of Unmaking novel (Bridges) (Werewolf: the Apocalypse 20th Anniversary Edition)
  Post-Editing Development:
CtL fiction anthology (Changeling: the Lost 2nd Edition)
  Indexing:
      ART DIRECTION FROM MIRTHFUL MIKE:
In Art Direction
Beckett’s Jyhad Diary
C20 
M20 Book of Secrets – AD’d
W20 Pentex Employee Indoctrination Handbook
V20 Dark Ages Companion – Sending out contracts… as I’m behind on paperwork
EX3 Tomb of Dreams Jumpstart – Art over to WWP for approval.
Dagger of Spiragos 
VTR: Thousand Years of Night
Cavaliers of Mars 
  Marketing Stuff
  In Layout
V20 Lore of the Bloodlines
Prince’s Gambit – Kickstarter Prep.
Dark Eras Companion – artist shenanigans.
  Proofing
Necropolis Rio
At Press
Ex 3 Screen – Shipping to fulfillment shippers.
Ex 3 core book – Shipping to fulfillment shippers.
Beast Condition Cards – On sale this Wednesday in PDF and physical POD versions on DTRPG.
CofD Hurt Locker – Physical PoD proof on its way.
Secrets of the Covenants – Waiting for errata to make PoD.
Beckett Screen – At Printer, being printed.
W20 Shattered Dreams – Shipping to fulfillment shippers.
Shattered Dreams Screen – At Printer, being printed.
Promethean 2nd Condition Cards – On sale this Wednesday in PDF and physical POD versions on DTRPG.
Beast Conquering Heroes – Advance PDF now on sale at DTRPG, gathering errata.
Mortal Remains: Beast- Red In Tooth and Claw – Went out to Beast KS backers, gathering errata.
Dark Eras: Doubting Souls – Waiting for OK to order PoD proofs.
Dark Eras: Bowery Dogs – Waiting for OK to order PoD proofs.
Pugmire – Backer PDF to backers this week.
Wise and the Wicked PF & 5e – Out to backers.
      TODAY’S REASON TO CELEBRATE: Today a year ago we went out to a freezing cold parking lot on the outskirts of town at 5am to meet a dark green semi hauling unwanted dogs from kill shelters down south. Our big brown buddy had suddenly died right before Christmas, and the house felt empty without a dog in it, so my wife found what looked to be a good fit for us on a rescue website. That morning, Molly came gingering down a ramp from the green semi, and pulled her handler over to us as she enthusiastically greeted her new family. No sound though, not a yip. She still does everything enthusiastically, and has proven to bark really loudly if she needs to warn us. She is a Good Dog.
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DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 117
 Duncan: *approaches the library desk* "..." *rings the bell--*
Poe: "EEEEEK!" *falls back*
Duncan: "..." *drops a pile of books* "Isn't there usually another librarian here?"
rowena: she's currently out on a mission.
Poe: "S-She's on a mission?" *picks himself up*
Duncan: "..."
*the books seem to be about weapon abilities...*
Poe: *flipping through the books, and as he scans one--*
Duncan: *spots an image of something called the Holy Sword* "What is--"
rowena: isnt that-
hiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *KICKS THE BOOK INTO A WALL*
Duncan: "?!! I was reading that--"
Poe: "THAT IS DAMAGING LIBRARY PROPERTY!"
rowena: 0____0
hiro: trust me, the less known about that-...that THING...the better!
Duncan: "..." *wipes his eyes*
EF: *enters, panting* h-hiro..h-how do you even run that fast?
hiro: sixth sense.
Poe: "Oh, that's fascinating! Look, Rowena--psychic abilities..."
Duncan: *grabs the books, hugging them close as he walks away*
EF: *notices him* ??
rowena: is that true?!
hiro: only in regards to this subject.
rowena: is that so? could it be....you're a descendant of king arthur pendragon himself?!
*loud steps are heard running into the library*
rowena: hmm?
*the doors kick open--as Arthur slams his foot into Hiro's head*
EF: D8
hiro:......HOW DID YOU GET HERE ALL THE WAY FROM THE 8TH BRIGADE BASE?!
Arthur: "I AM THE KNIGHT KING--MY SPEED IS LEGENDARY!"
Poe: >3< "Shhh!"
EF:.....perhaps it's best not to question it anymore. *sweatdrop*
-elsewhere-
present mic: you guys ever think about having kids?
midnight: *SPITTAKE*
blood king: what brought this up?!
present mic: *shrug*
Aizawa: "...I already have cats and 2 morons."
midnight: oh, i could never have kids. i mean, i could, but i dont think i'd be able to look after small children. they may be cute, but they're crafty little buggers.
present mic: is it cuz your paranoid they'll get into your stash of stuff?
midnight: YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SO BLUNT ABOUT IT!! DX<
Aizawa: -_______-
*knock on the door*
blood king: ??
Shinso: *slides the door open...he's with Yuuji*
Aizawa: "Oh, there you are. Finish cleaning up?"
yuuji: yeah.
Shinso: *writes on whiteboard* <I can keep them quiet.>
yuuji: well, i've had several younger siblings during my times in foster care, so i think i can handle them well enough.
blood king: *ahem* as i myself was about to say, my sister sometimes asks me to look after her little ones. *shows a picture on his phone of two young boys and a young girl, all with the same hair color and fangs as him*
Aizawa: "..."
Shinso: <Strong family resemblance.>
blood king: they certainly are popular among my students.
{pony: SO CUUUTE!!}
{itsuka: they look just like you!}
{shouda: i wonder if their quirks will be the same as his.}
{kinoko: dude, that's rad}
yuuji: i see.
Aizawa: "You stop class to show baby photos?"
blood king: -_-; this was during homeroom.
Aizawa: "Still class."
blood king: >n<
midnight: boys, just because we're talking about children doesnt mean you should be acting like children.
Shinso: <Ha.>
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: *lying back in a beach chair* =u=
miyuri: *pokes a hole in the sand with her shovel until a crab comes out* oh!
Crab: "..." *steps to the side*
miyuri: *staring intently, with shiny eyes*
Crab: "..." *steps again to the side, picking at the sand*
sonia: *collecting rocks and shells*
*there's a shiny rock by the tide*
sonia: *picks it up*
*it sparkles like diamond under the sunlight*
sonia: *puts it into her bucket and walks over to chuuya*
Chuuya: *stretches* *looks* "Hey! How you enjoying the beach?"
sonia: pretty good. i found this.
Chuuya: "Wow, that's shiny!"
-near the rocks, the sound of a little girl crying can be heard-
miyuri: ??
sonia: do you hear that?
???: *sniffle* waaaah! mamai! w-whe-where are you? *crying*
miyuri: *goes over*
sonia: miyuri!
miyuri: *peeeeeeks*
-there's a young girl sitting on one of the rocks, her lower half not visible from where miyuri is standing-
miyuri: HI FRIEND!
girl: ?!?!?!? *turns to look*
Chuuya: "..."
sonia: are you alright? we wont hurt you, promise.
girl: um..i-i...i got lost a-and i-i cant f-find my mu-mama. *hic*
Chuuya: "Where did you last see her?"
girl: w-we were going t-to the docks b-bu-but then i got s-swept up in the current.
sonia: ?? !!! papa....her lower half....
-the girl has no legs.....but a tail?-
Chuuya: "...Forgive me being obtuse, but are you a mermaid?"
girl: *nods* i-i came with mamai for her job. sh-she trades pearls with the land people. b-but i-i dont know where she iiiis! *crying*
miyuri:...it's ok! we'll help you find your mommy!
girl: y-you will?
Chuuya: *looking around* "Maybe the docks, but that's some distance."
miyuri: miyuyu....ah! miyuri has an idea! *drawing something in the sand*
sonia: ??
-miyuri has drawn a walking bathtub full of ocean water-
miyuri: TADA!
girl: oh!!
Chuuya: ._.; "That's something alright. Let's help you in, um...What's your name?"
girl: my name's Elodie.
Chuuya: "Okay, let's help you in, Elodie."
-elsewhere-
Crona: *lying down* "..."
mami: *sitting next to them* how are you feeling?
Crona: "I feel wiped out--like every bit of energy pulled out of me."
mami: i could imagine.....im just....so glad you're alright....
Crona: *weak smile, sniffles* "I-I'm not sure what to feel."
mami: well. im hoping for the best...*pats their hand*
Crona: "Hee..."
mami:...*gently kisses their knuckles*
Crona: =\\\\= "Mami..."
mami: ^////^ your blushing is different now.
Crona: "Wh-What?!" O\\\\o
mami: *hands them a pocket mirror* the color's different now, see? it's more of a pink color now.
Crona: "... ... ..." *crying*
mami: !!!!
Crona: T~T "I-I can't believe all of this..."
mami:......*hugs*
Crona: *hugging her* "I-I am happy but scared...Mami..."
mami:....it'll be ok....its going to be ok.....
Crona: *nod nod* "*hic*"
-elsewhere-
Asher: *sitting at a fast food restaurant with a box of chicken nuggets in front of them* "..." *has been dunking one in ketchup for a minute*
izumi: hey, you ok?
Asher: "Hmm? Yeah. Why?" *the entire nugget is just ketchup now*
izumi: your nugget....
Asher: "...I was wondering why my fingers felt gross." *wipes them on a napkin* "Distracted."
izumi:...wanna talk about it or...
Asher: "...Just the training camp..."
izumi:.......
Asher: "...You could've gotten killed."
izumi:.....
Asher: "...I wasn't of any help."
izumi: that's not true, you helped zeke.
Asher: "But not to you. I don't know what exactly a weapon is supposed to do when--whatever that thing was attacked..."
izumi:......
Asher: "I don't know that I could've done anything...You seemed to reach her well enough."
izumi:....i guess so.....i could have easily just left her behind, after everything she did......
Asher: "But that's not who you are."
izumi: if i did leave then, i wouldnt have been able to forgive myself...
Asher: *nods* "That makes sense...You're a good person."
izumi: so are you.
Asher: "...Thanks."
-elsewhere-
sonia: there's the docks.
Chuuya: *guiding the bathtub* *looks around*
-a woman in the water is talking to a man in a boat, she seems frantic-
elodie: !!!! mamai!!
Elodie's Mother: "?!!" *turns* "Elodie!" *swims towards them*
miyuri: *waves*
elodie: *jumps into the water and hugs* TT~TT
Elodie's Mother: *stroking her head* "My poor baby! I was scared to death!"
miyuri: miyuri, sonia, and papa found her by the rocks and helped her find you! ^^
sonia:..........
Elodie's Mother: *shaking, looking at them* "Th-Thank you..."
miyuri: you're welcome. ^^
Chuuya: "Y-Yeah..." ("Didn't think I'd see a mermaid.")
-elsewhere-
Monica: -_-# "So, you going to rat me out to Mom and Dad?"
lorenzo: well, obviously they need to know what happened, right?
Monica: >_<# "You don't have to narc on me to them about a two-week suspension! Just make something up!"
lorenzo: hmmm. how about we break your leg?
Monica: "?!! YOU WOULDN'T! R-Right?"
lorenzo: <chill sis> im bluffing.
Monica: -~-; "Ha ha..." <Asshole.>
lorenzo: well, mom and papi are probably still at work, so you want something to eat in the meantime?
Monica: "Duh--I was stuck in the desert and then getting poked and prodded at school all day--I'm starving."
lorenzo: anything in mind? *putting on the apron*
Monica: "Whatever is fastest--even leftovers."
-elsewhere-
Saria: *texting* [i think i'm on house arrest for the next millennium. : p ]
hibiki: [ouch, that bad huh?]
Saria: [the dads were not pleased. but i think they'll calm down with time. how are u?]
hibiki: [death by lecture from the fam via phonecall #riparroni]
Saria: [oh no! i'm sorry. are u alright?]
hibiki: [it's cool. axel + zeke got a lot of shit from their mom, tho. other than that, all good]
-zeke joined the chat-
Saria: [speaking of which...]
zeke: [axel's writing his will as we speak. he wants the space jam theme played at his funeral]
hibiki: [is that meme still a thing? wtf?]
zeke: [memes R forever]
Axel: [it makes my heart soar. like that song]
hibiki: *she sends a pic of herself facepalming*
Saria: [ ^^; i see u 2 are in well enough spirits]
Axel: [i am happy not to be dead]
-elsewhere-
miura: sir? are you drunk? -_-;
Mori: *hic* "I'm so lonely!!!"
elise: sucks to be you.
Mori: TT~TT "So mean!"
miura: -_-; why not call up an escort?
Mori: *sniff* "My favorite blacklisted me."
elise: not surprised.
Mori: "I need to find an-an-another..."
miura: then why not try a dating site?
Mori: "R-Really?"
miura: it's worth a try, isnt it?
Mori: "...Elise, bring me my laptop."
-elsewhere-
higuchi: ...gin, did you feel that too?
Gin: "Oh, yeah."
higuchi: *urk*
Gin: -~- "I'll get the ginger ale."
-elsewhere-
Kid: "Stocking, come to bed--you can continue tomorrow."
stocking: just...a little....*yaaaaAAAAWWWwwn* more....
Kid: *holds her up* "It'll be here tomorrow. Let's get you some sleep."
stocking: =~=
Kid: ^^; *walks with her*
-elsewhere-
Kau'i: *crushes a soda can on his forehead* "That was insane! What the hell was that black stuff?!"
dagon: i'll start looking into it now, sir.
audrey: Q~Q i've never been so scared in my whole life!
Derek: "Quite scary indeed." *shivers* "I don't think that was what Mr. Barret was anticipating on this trip."
lumina: do you think it could have been related to the moon incident?
nisha: that's a possibility.
Kau'i: *suddenly has a giant muffin in his mouth* "Huh? What Moon thing?"
lumina: didnt you see the news? *pulls up an article*
Kau'i: *munch, chew, swallow* "I don't read the news. That's how you end up having to debate people who really think the Earth revolves around the Sun."
Derek: "..." *opens his mouth...then just shuts up*
-elsewhere-
Ragnarok: *gobbling Jell-O* "OH MY DEATH, MY TASTE BUDS ARE INCREDIBLE!!!" *shakes an empty glass* "MORE MILK!"
nurse: how much is he going to eat? .____.;;;
Blair: *hiding behind the nurse* "I don't know--and I'm really scared!" >~<
Crona: .______________.
mami: oh dear.....
Ragnarok: *staring at Crona and Mami* "...Dang, Crona, you look scrawnier from this angle!"
Crona: >_<; "It's not my fault that I had to eat for both of us all this time!"
mami: hmm. that just leaves the rooming situation...
Ragnarok: "... ... ...I don't think the bed is big enough."
mami: you're on the couch.
Ragnarok: "WHAT?! We're not even going to flip Crona for it?!"
Crona: "Flip a coin!"
Ragnarok: "You heard what I said!"
mami: *protective hug for chrona as she GLARES at ragnarok*
Ragnarok: *frowns...then opens his mouth, a giant slithering pink tongue blowing a raspberry and revealing rows of teeth*
mami: ._.;
Crona: O_O; "What the heck kind of body did they give you?!"
Ragnarok: "...The kind that lets me lick the peanut butter out of the bottom of the jar now--WOOT!"
-elsewhere-
Black Star: *holding the broken sink...as the pipe that once connected it is leaking water* O_O;
himawari: D8
tsubaki: what on earth??
Black Star: "I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S FREAKING ME OUT!" *steps forward--and his foot falls through the bathroom tile* "SHIT!"
tsubaki:....im calling stein.
Black Star: "This can't get any worse--"
*Black Star crashes through the floor*
Black Star: "AAAAAAAH--"
*BOOM*
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: *studying a string of pearls*
miyuri: *asleep*
sonia:......
Chuuya: *sets them down* "Did you have fun, Sonia?"
sonia:....*nods*.......
Chuuya: "Same. We'll have more tomorrow."
sonia:....im glad....we helped elodie find her mama......
Chuuya: "..." *nods*
sonia:.....it must be nice. being hugged by a mama....
Chuuya: "Sonia..."
sonia:....am i a bad person? for being jealous of her?
Chuuya: "No--feeling that way is completely normal. What we do with those feelings is what matters."
sonia:.....may i have a hug?
Chuuya: "Always..." *hug*
sonia: thanks papa.....
Chuuya: "You're welcome. I love you."
-elsewhere-
Harvar: "Ugh, no one here sees anything..."
kim: they seem a bit hesitant....
Jacqueline: "Give them time to get used to us..."
kim: what are we even supposed to be doing on this mission again anyway?
Harvar: "Locals and their livestock and crops have gone missing."
kim: ah.
Jacqueline: "Disappearances tend to happen overnight, so we'll need shifts to be nightguards."
ox: right.
Thunder: *yawns* =A=
-the next day-
suzune: *yaaaawn*
arisa: wakey wakey! we have a busy day today!
Chisato: *making breakfast*
suzune:.....how long have we been in kamihama now? -_-;;
Matsuri: "Quite a while, actually." *sets out a cereal bowl*
-elsewhere-
Kid: *yawns...reaches across the bed--and finds it empty* "???" *sniffs*
stocking: *looking exhausted* good morning darling. =u=
Kid: "??? Hey. Were you working again?"
stocking: yes.
Kid: ^^ *leads her to bed* "Now, lie down, and think of pleasant, happy dreams."
-elsewhere-
gin: ryuu, its time for breakfast!
Akutagawa: *grumbles*
gin: we're making omurice!
Akutagawa: "..." *walks out* "Coming."
higuchi: looks like theres going to be a night market at the park tonight.
Akutagawa: "Hmm." *nom* "You going?"
higuchi: yeah, might find some nice deals. ^^
Gin: "We could use something to make the living room look a bit more complete. Maybe a sculpture."
-elsewhere-
Black Star: *sticks out his tongue*
Stein: *looking in his mouth* "Well, it's not fuzzy..."
nurse valentine: *taking notes*
Stein: "Well, it's obviously a soul strengthening that is channeling your latent and trained muscular power to exert greater force."
Black Star: "... ...Obviously. Now put it in a way I can understand."
Stein: "Whatever has altered in the atmosphere is giving your soul more power, which is strengthening your body."
Black Star: "..." *rubs his eyes, then looks at Valentine--* "?!!!!"
nurse valentine: what he said.
Black Star: "Nah, nurse--what the hell is that stuff on you?!"
Stein: "..." *looks* "There's nothing on her."
*Black Star is seeing...something glowing around her and Stein...*
nurse valentine: what exactly do you see?
Black Star: "It's all glowy and wavy!"
nurse valentine: *glances at stein*
Stein: "I see...Your soul perception up to now has been pathetic. Now this power boost is letting you see them--"
*SPLASH*
Stein: *dripping wet* "..."
Black Star: *holding an empty glass* "...IT'S STILL THERE!"
nurse valentine: -____-;; i see his mental perception still leaves much to be desired...
Stein: "Small miracles..." *takes a surgical cloth to wipe his glasses, while looking at Black Star...he sees his soul* "But it is as I said: his power is increasing. And given what happened to Crona, I would not ignore the common cause."
nurse valentine: meaning this is related to what happened with the moon....
Stein: "A power...out of madness."
-elsewhere-
atsushi: *yaaaaaawn* -~-;;
Kyoka: "Good morning."
atsushi: i see you're already awake.
sylvia: *resting on the couch*
Kyoka: *sets out rice* "Yes. What would you like to drink?"
atsushi: some milk would be fine.
Kyoka: *nods* *walks to the fridge, looking out the window* "...Oh."
atsushi: *goes over to look*
*Dazai is setting up bricks in the yard*
atsushi: *sigh* i'll go check it out. i'll get the mail too while im down there. *exits and heads over to where dazai is* do i even want to know?
Dazai: *sets a board over the bricks* "Good morning, Atsushi! I'm making a see-saw!"
atsushi: for...?
Dazai: "The baby, of course!" *stands on one side of the board* "See? Then I add the hinge to let it swing up and down."
atsushi: i see. *examining the see-saw* points for innovation, but im not sure it's exactly....child safe. *sweatdrop*
Dazai: "Fortunately, I have determined a good way to test this." *looks up to the tree* "Okay, Kenji--let 'er rip!"
kenji: *waves*
atsushi: O____O;;;
Dazai: *readies himself*
kenji: *drops an old car onto the board*
*Dazai goes flying up--and crashes into barrels behind him*
atsushi: *wince*
Dazai: "I'm okay! ...Oh, I found a mouse--AH, GOD, MY FACE!"
-elsewhere-
chie: *filling up a kiddy pool*
Yohei: "Looking forward to this, kiddos?"
io: yappi!
toru: ah!
Tool: "Careful with that--maybe a floatie is needed..." *holds up a rubber ducky to Io*
io: *squeaks it* *laughs*
Yohei: "Cute." *picks up Toru, carefully putting him into the pool*
toru: *splashes his hands on the water*
Yohei: *rubs his own arm* "You seem pleased."
Tool: "Up you go..." *lifts Io and puts them into the pool*
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: *looking under the bed* "??? Um, Mito? Mito? Where are you..."
mito: *mrrp* *sitting on the couch*
Chuuya: *stands up--and hits his head under the bed* "OW!" *looks at the couch* "Ugh...There you are."
mito: *purrs*
Chuuya: *strokes her back* "Where did you run off to?"
-elsewhere-
Crona: *looking out the window*
lord death: good morning.
Crona: "Oh...Hello, sir."
lord death: how are you feeling?
Crona: "Okay...A little different."
lord death: *nods* i see.
Crona: "...Thank you for this. I never felt I deserve this..."
lord death: it's not about 'deserving' or not.
Crona: "I-I'm sorry--I'm not used to thinking that way."
lord death: it's quite alright. have you had breakfast yet today?
Crona: *shakes their head* "Still getting used to adjusted hunger--as I'm not two people now."
lord death: ah... well, im going to be doing a soul scan for you now, to see how the proporties of your soul have changed.
Crona: *gulps* "I-I see...Or don't. Should I be worried?"
lord death: not to worry, this will only take a moment, and it's painless.
Crona: "..." *nods* *sits still*
-later-
lord death: hmm, interesting.
Crona: .~.;
lord death: seems you have magic potential within you. although given your parentage, i suppose this is unsurprising.
Crona: "...It's a little surprising!" *looks at their hands* "I never tried..."
lord death: never to late to learn, i suppose.
Crona: "Who would even teach me?"
lord death: i can think of a few people...
-elsewhere-
Kimizuki: *staring at his phone*
hyakuya: *taps her foot as she stares out the window* boooriiiiing.....
Kimizuki: "It's called off-time. Enjoy it."
Yoichi: *reading a newspaper*
mitsuba:.....how about we go over to the batting cages?
Yoichi: "Oh, fun!"
Kimizuki: "Hmm...Could be good for aim."
hyakuya: sounds great!
-and so-
Yoichi: *puts on the helmet--and it's too big* ._.;
mitsuba: ^w^ not to brag, but i _was_ on my elementary school's baseball team as a kid.
shinoa: i think i remember that. you were known as the blonde ogress who made 5 boys cry.
mitsuba: >n<#
Yoichi: ^^; *backs away*
Kimizuki: "Checks out."
mitsuba: HEY! D8<
hyakuya: loser buys lunch! *takes her stance*
Yoichi: "Good luck!"
-the ball is thrown-
hyakuya: *swings....letting go of the bat and getting hit in the face* GRF-
Kimizuki: "..." *facepalm*
Yoichi: D8 "Oh no!"
hyakuya: *nose bleeding* IM OUT OF PRACTICE! CUT ME SOME SLACK! >n<
mitsuba: that.....that was the worst baseball fail ever......in the history of literally everything.
hyakuya: YOU ARENT HELPING!!
Yoichi: *offers tissues*
-shinoa's phone dials-
shinoa: ?? *answers* hello~? ^^
Guren: "Mission briefing in 10 minutes."
shinoa: ok. we got a mission
Kimizuki: "Oh, joy. So much for rest."
mitsuba: *pouts*
-elsewhere-
chess: hmm.... im soo booooored!
crowley: *checking his phone* ooh! text from ferid!
chess: oooh! what'd he say!
crowley: you know that guy shahal?
chess: he's in charge of keeping livestock, right?
crowley: well, apparently he's been neglecting his duties as of late, and several humans have escaped.
Horn: "Oh, that's no good. Is our priority to retrieve the humans, or punish Shahal?"
crowley: given how often humans make more humans, i say our main priority for now is shahal.
Horn: "...Flawless logic. Very well."
-elsewhere-
stocking: *checking recipes*
Rin: *tapping his fingers* "So what're you thinking?"
stocking: im thinking a brownie coffin filled with little candies for the desert.
Rin: "Oh, creative! Would definitely appeal to the Death Children..." *opens a book* "How many courses is this again?"
-elsewhere-
Giriko: "Then the entire blob thing went *BOOM* and took out Gruk, too."
arachne: hmmm....this is rather concerning...
Giriko: "What you think it was?"
arachne: *takes out her journal* since i've lost most of my old spellbooks, i've taken notes in here......just as i suspected. it's likely black blood.
Giriko: "Uuuuuum..."
arachne: what?
Giriko: "Isn't that what your dipshit sister worked on?"
arachne: *nods* according to lord death, she's still at large somewhere, supposedly....
-elsewhere-
Medusa: "... ... ..." *rubs her nose* *looks along the forest path*
-it's surprisingly dark and a bit foggy-
Medusa: *holds up a small orb...something shines inside, pointing to the left* "..." *turns left*
-elsewhere-
shinoa: *takes a seat*
-at the other end of the table, a woman seems to be distressed. -
Kimizuki: *holding a notepad* "We received initial details. Tell us about her."
woman: *sniffles* y-yes. about two weeks ago, my daughter, riko was abducted by a vampire.
shinoa: guren told us that one of your maids made a sketch of the vampire, correct?
Kimizuki: *looking*
riko's mother: of course. *hands them the sketch* i-i-im not sure how accurate it is, but-
Kimizuki: "No, this is useful."
hyakuya: hmm. how exactly are we going to find him?
Kimizuki: "Good old fashion sleuthing."
-elsewhere-
-in a room in an old cathedral, a young girl is looking out the window-
girl:......
Shahal: "Back away from there."
girl: *looks over at him*
Shahal: "You don't want to fall down--it's not the best window." *holds up a plate* "Sugar cookie?"
girl:....um....*gingerly takes one*
Shahal: "I hope they're okay. You need milk, Lana?"
girl: t-they're alright....a-and i already told you, my name isnt lana, it's riko.
Shahal: "??? Since when? Is this some phase? Like when I insisted on wearing my shirt backwards--"
riko: erm.... ^^;
???: "Oh, wow--a pet?"
riko: ??
Shahal: "?!" *stands up sharply*
horn: so _this_ is why you've been abandoning your post, shahal?
chess: aww, she's so cute! *grabs her*
riko: *yells*
chess: she's so adorable, i could just EAT HER UP! *bears fangs with a feral fervor*
Shahal: *grabs Chess by the neck--and tosses her into the wall*
horn: !!!!
chess: OWIE! >n< ugh, so RUDE!
horn: such ungentlemanly conduct...
Shahal: "Back away from her. She is not a part of this."
horn: oh? it looks to me that she's the reason for our little visit.
riko: *trembling*
Shahal: "State your business and leave us be."
chess: jeez, if you're gonna be so hostile, maybe we _wont_ tell you that an extermination group is coming for you tonight~ whoopsie~ i let it slip~ *cute fist bonk on her head as she winks with her tongue out*
Shahal: "What?!" *looking out the window* "..." *studying different escape paths*
horn:.....unless you're going to return to your post and hand the girl over as livestock-
Shahal: "Lana stays here!"
horn:....very well, you've made your decision. but when death is at your doorstep and that girl is taken and drained of every last drop of blood in her, dont come crying to us. come chess, let's go.
chess: yes ma'am!
Shahal: "..."
riko: *still trembling*
Shahal: "Hey, it's going to be okay."
-elsewhere-
Crona: *buttoning up*
mami: *waiting outside the room*
Blair: *brings up the wheelchair* "Crona almost done?"
mami: i think so....
Crona: *buzzes the button* "I'm done"
mami: *opens the door*
Crona: *in jeans and a black t-shirt...smiles*
mami:...*hug*
peg: we got this one too. *brings out ragnarok...strapped to a gurney a la hannibal lector*
Crona: *holds Mami close* "Don't look behind you." ^^;;;;;;
Blair: O_O;
Ragnarok: "Hello, nurse." *slithering tongue noises*
mami: ......
peg: mister dont _make_ me put the mask back on. -_-#
Ragnarok: "Look, I just got this body, and I got years of experiences to make up for it. I've already exhausted myself on 2 out of 7 deadly sins--want to go for 3 more?"
mami: *GLAAAAARE*
Ragnarok: "?!!!" *looks away* >_>;;;
-elsewhere-
Black Star: *meditating--under a giant waterfall*
child: mama, what's that guy doing?
Mother: "Oh, I think I saw this in a kung fu movie once! Warriors do that for training to improve their minds."
child: wow cool!
Mother: "I wonder whether it's working--"
Black Star: *collapses under the water*
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: "Careful not to tap on the glass." *looking at the fish tank*
miyuri: *face plastered against the glass* oooooh!
Fish: O_O *swims away afraid*
sonia: *looking*
*there's a hermit crab on the tank floor, changing into a new shell*
sonia: .....
Chuuya: "Really surprising creatures, aren't they?"
sonia: yeah....
Chuuya: "...I think they let you hold a sea urchin..."
sonia: ??
Chuuya: "Those little spiny sea creatures."
sonia: wont they hurt?
Chuuya: "The trainer shows you how to cup your hand so it won't."
sonia: ....
miyuri: WOOOAH LOOK AT THAT THING!
Chuuya: *looks*
-seems to be some kind of whale-
Chuuya: "?! Wow!"
miyuri: IT'S HUUUGE!! IT'S LIKE A WATER ELLYFANT!
Chuuya: "Y-Yes, indeed..."
-elsewhere-
Mori: *seated at the outdoor cafe table, sipping a coffee* "..." *looks around, then at his phone* *texts* [she's not here]
miura: [perhaps give it some more time?]
Mori: [it's already been 20 min]
Waiter: "Refill, sir?"
Mori: "...Check, please."
-elsewhere-
tomura: *SCREECHING* IM MISSING ONE OF MY HANDS!!
Kurogiri: "Okay, take a deep breath, and let's retrace your steps."
Dabi: *whistles* "Yo." *waves a hand...holding a hand*
tomura: *looks*
*two of the fingers are curled into a circle*
tomura: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-.....one day i will kill you in your sleep.
Dabi: "Sure." *tosses it*
spinner: bold move, my dude.
shaula: AW SHIT SON HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADLAD!
Kurogiri: "...I'm confused."
Dabi: "Please, I'm no hero. Literally."
banshee:.....we _are_ professional villains, arent we? -_-;
Kurogiri: "We try."
-elsewhere-
*knock on Kanin's apartment door*
amelia: *peeks out the peep hole*
*looks to be Genny, Duncan, and some others*
amelia: kanin, we have guests.
free: *wave* ^^
Kanin: *cooking* "??? Oh...Hello." *aspects of his werewolf appearance remain but have gradually reverted back to slightly more human*
lei-lei: how're you feeling? we brought some ingredients for a hotpot! ^^
Kanin: "...I'm fine." *takes the ingredients* "...Um...Amelia, can you see about more chairs?"
amelia: *nods*
Kanin: "...I-I'll be busy cooking. Help yourselves to..." *gestures to an old-fashion candy bowl full of what can be described as grandparents' candy choices, as he hurries away*
genny:....
Duncan: *picks a piece of candy--that is stuck to the top of the pile of them* -_-; "Old fashioned... ...You know, maybe he needs help in the kitchen."
-elsewhere-
hyakuya: .......
Kimizuki: *looking through binoculars*
mitsuba: see anything?
Kimizuki: "The door looks like it was forced open."
mitsuba: should we go in?
Kimizuki: "I think when it gets darker."
hyakuya:.....(mika……)…..
{Mika: *sad smile*}
hyakuya: *bites her lip*
shinoa:...akane?
hyakuya: !!!...im fine. dont worry about it....
Yoichi: "..."
-that night-
Shahal: *standing guard*
riko: *asleep*
{???: big brother?}
{Shahal: *shivering* "Yes?"}
{girl: will we be able to eat soon?}
{Shahal: "Yes, soon...Just be patient. Please..."}
Shahal: "Not again...I'm protecting you this time."
-meanwhile-
shinoa: *looks inside* ok, this should be the back entrance...
Kimizuki: "How reliable was your intelligence?"
shinoa: i chatted up some urban explorers for advice. ^^
mitsuba: so far so good.....
Yoichi: *looking at the stairs...they look rotted*
hyakuya: this place sure has seen better days....
Kimizuki: "So keep an eye for debris used for this vamp to hide."
shinoa: and keep silent. our primary objective is to retrieve riko.
Yoichi: *nods*
-crash-
hyakuya: ????
Kimizuki: "?!" *aims*
???: spread out, he should be here somewhere.
???: of course, lady enacotta.
rubile: *grins* (once i claim that traitor's head, i'll go up in the ranks for sure!)
mitsuba: *whisper* shit, vampires? here?
shinoa: this is bad. if they're here for shahal, then riko's at risk as well...
Kimizuki: "...Then we need to find her first. With the stairs broken, he's likely holding her upstairs to discourage people following up."
hyakuya: i'll look for a way up.
Kimizuki: "While we keep the vampires away..."
hyakuya: *nods and heads off*
Kimizuki: *following the vampires' path*
vampire: *looking around*
Kimizuki: *hides behind the vamp...readies his sword*
vampire: ?? *turns*
*slice*
vampire: GRK-
Kimizuki: *stabs them through the chest*
vampire: *SCREAM*
Kimizuki: *beheads*
Shahal: "?!!!"
riko: hnn??
Shahal: "Shh."
riko: what's going on?
Shahal: *quietly* "Come on. Hide in here..." *leads her to a wardrobe in the attic* "Stay here."
-meanwhile-
rubile: *slashing with her sword*
mitsuba: *blocking with her axe*
Yoichi: *behind debris, aiming*
shinoa: take this! *SLASH*
vampire: GRAHH!
Yoichi: *fires off shots*
-outside-
hyakuya: *looking around* (come on, there has to be something...)
*a brick in the side of the building falls, rolling down to her feet*
hyakuya: !! *looks up*
*a vampire can be seen scurrying down the hall--then blood splatters against the hallway wall*
hyakuya: .....*looking around for a way up*
*there are missing bricks in the wall--and a buttress above the window*
hyakuya:...that'll work. *spits on both her hands and rubs them together* here we go. *starts climbing*
*a window she passes breaks, as a vampire is tossed out of it*
hyakuya: OxO;;
*the noise seems to have stopped...*
hyakuya: *keeps climbing*
-inside-
rubile: tch- damn...you humans dont know when to quit...*she's holding her arm, which has been cut along the bicep*
Kimizuki: "Call us stubborn." *aims*
rubile: *lunges at him*
vampire: lady enacotta! we need to retreat!
rubile: NO! we've come this far already, im not going to leave without our prize!
Kimizuki: *sweeps his leg at hers while he swings his blade at her neck*
rubile: !!! *dodge*
*there's a wardrobe*
hyakuya: *looks inside*
Riko: *curled up in the corner*
hyakuya: ...hey, it's ok.
Riko: "Wh-Who are you?"
hyakuya: you can call me akane. *small smile*
Riko: "...Are you a vampire?"
hyakuya:....no, im human, like you.
Riko: "...Like Shahal was."
hyakuya: shahal, that's the one who kidnapped you, right?....wait- so he wasnt born a vampire?
Riko: *shakes her head no* "He keeps calling me Lana. His sister. She died."
hyakuya:....how did you figure that part out?
Riko: "I-I kind of read his journal...Don't tell him I did that."
hyakuya: i wont...did he try to hurt you at all?
Riko: "No--he really misses his sister, and he keeps treating me like her."
hyakuya:.......(mika..........) do you miss your mom and dad?
Riko: *nods*
hyakuya:.....dont worry riko, i'll help you get back to your parents. you can count on us. *smiles*
Riko: "A-Are you going to hurt Shahal?"
hyakuya:....i'll try to talk to him.
-downstairs-
mitsuba: WOAH!
Kimizuki: *crashes into furniture, collapsed*
mitsuba: *charges at him, yelling*
rubile: there you are! *charges at him as well*
Shahal: "..." *leaps just as they are close to him--*
rubile: *has her arm hacked off* *SCREAMS*
mitsuba: *gets her side sliced* GAH!!
Shahal: *grabs Mitsuba by her wrist* "Now leave."
hyakuya: HEY YOU!!
Shahal: "..." *holds Mitsuba up by the arm* *looks at Hyakuya* "Leave, before there is more bloodshed."
hyakuya: let her go!
Shahal: "Of course--" *and flings Mitsuba at Hyakuya*
mitsuba: oof! nngh....
hyakuya: mitsuba, are you alright?
mitsuba: bleeding, but otherwise just peachy.
Shahal: *aims at Shinoa*
hyakuya: leave my friends alone!
Shahal: "Leave my _family_ alone!"
hyakuya: your ‘family’ is dead!
Shahal: "?!!" *rushes at Hyakuya* "What did you do to Lana?!!"
hyakuya: i didnt do anything to her! that girl riko, she's not lana! i dont know what happened or how she died, but your sister isnt here anymore!
Shahal: "WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP LYING TO ME?!" *swings the blade at her head*
hyakuya: !!! *blocks with her own sword* im not lying!
Shahal: "Yes, you are! Everyone is trying to confuse me! But I remember what was done--and I am not letting you take Lana!" *presses the sword forward*
hyakuya: listen! i know what it's like, to lose a loved one. i've lost my parents, and my adoptive family, and every day it hurts thinking about what i could have done differently to save them, but the past is in the past, isnt it? the only thing left is to go forward. accept what's happened and move on, so quit living in the past and face reality already!!
Shahal: "..." *just staring at her* "...Lana..."
shinoa: *charges*
Kimizuki: *follows Shinoa--*
Yoichi: *gives them cover*
Shahal: "?!"
shinoa: take this!
Shahal: *tries to block--*
-SLICE-
Shahal: *howls in pain*
hyakuya: please listen, i dont want to fight you, but if you dont stop this, i wont have any choice! you were human once, remember??
shinoa: (what on earth has gotten into her...?)
Shahal: *holding his arm* "Lana...stop this. I'm not human anymore--but I need to protect you!"
hyakuya: im not lana either! if you keep deluding yourself like this, you're only going to hurt yourself even more!
Shahal: "I'm willing to get hurt if it means my sister can live! I can't let her die!"
hyakuya: she's already dead!
Shahal: "She can't be!" *approaches Hyakuya* "Stop lying!"
-SLASH-
Shahal: *stares wide-eyed*
riko: *collapses*
hyakuya: *stunned* !!!!!
Shahal: "N-No!" *cradles her* "Why would you do this?!"
riko: i-it's ok....it wasnt that deep of a cut...
hyakuya: riko....
Shahal: "...Riko..."
riko: *smiles* im not mad at you, shahal. because i think, despite everything...you're still a good person.
hyakuya:....*shaking slightly* mika.....
Shahal: *crying* "How can you think that? I thought..." *holds his head* "I'm so confused."
riko: you took care of me and made sure i was safe, and you never once bit me or drank my blood.
Shahal: "...I just wanted my sister back."
riko:....but im not her. i dont know how she died exactly, but im sure she misses you too...
Shahal: *sobbing* "I can never see her again..."
hyakuya:...........yuu.....chihiro....ako....kouta....fumie....taichi.....
Shahal: *looks at Hyakuya* "Who...?"
hyakuya: my siblings....ferid killed them....i was....the only one who got away.....(liar...mika was.....)
Shahal: "...Oh God...I'm sorry..."
hyakuya: ever since then, i've hated vampires....and wanted nothing more than to kill every last one....but after seeing....my one sibling....mika....turned into one of them....and seeing this...i....i dont know what to think anymore...
riko:.......
Shahal: "...You end them."
hyakuya: ??
Shahal: "You don't leave one standing that can and will hurt humans, eventually."
hyakuya: ......
Shahal: "You can bring them peace...to let them die and reunite with their lost family."
hyakuya:...are you...asking me to kill you?
Shahal: "...Yes."
hyakuya: but what about riko-
Shahal: "She deserves to be with her family."
hyakuya:.....*bites her lip, clutching her sword*
-as the sun rises, hyakuya screams out, piercing her blade into shahal's heart-
Shahal: *shudders, coughs...starts to disintegrate at the heart...looks at the sun with a smile* "Lana...Thank you."
hyakuya:.....
lana?: big brother!
-a spectral girl seems to be waving to him-
Shahal: "?!!!" *reaches up, his hand disintegrating as he does...*
lana?: i've been waiting for you for so long now! come on, i have lots of people to introduce you too!
-soon enough, they are both gone....-
hyakuya:.............
mitsuba: hey....akane....
hyakuya: hehe...hehehehe....hahaha..HAHAHAHAHA!! *cackling madly*
Kimizuki: *grabs her by her shoulders* "Hyakuya! Hyakuya! Damn it, Akane, get a hold of yourself..."
hyakuya: *sharply inhales and starts hysterically sobbing into his chest*
Kimizuki: "..." *holds her, letting her cry*
mitsuba:.....
shinoa:.....we should probably give riko first aid.
mitsuba:...yeah....
Yoichi: *holds up the kit*
-elsewhere-
Kid: "Absolutely adorable."
shiori: *in a new little jumper* lookie!
Kid: *shivering* "IT'S SO CUTE I COULD DIE!"
stocking: ^^
lord death: TOO CUTE FOR WORDS!
Yumi: *snaps a photo* "Indeed."
-elsewhere-
Monica: *buried under blankets* =_____= "I'm boooooooooooooooored!"
mrs ramirez: mija! your friends are here!
Monica: "... ... ...YOU DIDN'T CHECK THEM FOR KNIVES AGAIN, DID YOU?!"
mrs ramirez: first thing i did, honey!
yolanda: jeez mrs R, have some faith in us. -_-;
Zarya: *grunts*
Monica: -_-; "You here to rub it in before you go off to school?"
yolanda: just wanted to see how you were?
Monica: "Bored out of my f--" *spots her mom* "...freaking skull. I need to dunk someone's head into a toilet now!"
mrs ramirez: that reminds me, that nurse from the hospital, mrs albarn, wanted to have coffee later and to chat. she's your friend izumi's mother, isnt she? ^^#
Monica: "... ... ...She's not my fucking friend."
Zarya: "... ... ..." *takes one giant step back away from Monica*
mrs ramirez: .........
stephanie: welp we're totes late, bye! *RUNS*
Monica: "?! YOU TRAITORS--"
mrs ramirez: monica, i'd like to have a little talk with you. in private. ^^#####
Monica: D8 *loud whimpering noise*
mrs ramirez: monica rosa-marie ramirez, you arent going anywhere! *smiles with a demonic glare*
-elsewhere-
Asher: "... ... ..." *small smile*
cassidy: asher? you ok?
Asher: "...I think I feel lighter."
cassidy:...
-elsewhere-
kyouko: hey rin, is shiemi doing alright? last i saw her, she seemed kind of down.
Rin: *sighs* "I think she's trying to figure out some stuff with school."
kyouko: hmm....is she having problems?
Rin: "Kinda. She's leaving the exorcist class."
kyouko: wait really? what happened?
Rin: "She said she wanted to focus on what she can do for now--without getting in over her head. It's rough when you really want something but are not sure you're ready."
kyouko:.....
-rin's phone starts going off-
Rin: *checks*
-text from renzou-
Rin: *reading* "...??? It's from Renzou Shima. He's...ranting about diapers?"
kyouko: i'd rather not know -__-#
renzou: [CODE OMEGA! I REPEAT! CODE FUCKING OMEGA!!]
Rin: "Neither do I . But now he's yelling 'Code Omega.' I think his bro told me that means to meet up." *looks at the key hooks* "Tell the old man I'm stealing his keys."
kyouko: ._.
-and so-
Bon: *holding his stomach* "Ugh...I hate traveling with keys." >~<;
izumo: you guys got called too?
Shima: -_-; "Yep..."
Rin: "WOOOOOOOW! It looks so different at this time of year!"
izumo: we were here last year around summer, in the longest fucking summer ever -_-;;;
shiemi: im surprised we were invited to juuzo and mamushi's baby shower.
unagi: it'll be nice to see my family members again.
Shima: "Don't curse in front of my fam, Izumo--I want to keep a good impression with them."
shura: yeah, so behave yourself.
izumo: sure thing-....wait.
konekomaru: how long were you-
shura: kunoichi skills bitches.
izumo:.....-___-;
Bon: *shoves Shima* "You're one to criticize anyone, spy."
Shima: ^^; "Former spy?"
shiemi: well we better find the restaurant then.
shura: you kiddos go on ahead, im gonna have a quick chat with the okumura bros for a minute, kaaay~?
Rin: "What?! But I'm starving!"
shura: *waits for the others to go* welp, now we can talk.
Yukio: "What is this about?"
shura: yuri egyn. your mother.
Yukio: "?!"
Rin: "...What?"
shura: it was around the time i met shiro...
{-knocks-}
{yuri: who is it?}
{shura: *flailing* putmedown! pummedown!! >n<#}
{yuri:.....is...is that a kid?}
{Fujimoto: "Um, no. It's obviously a new species of mountain rat. A smelly, dirty mountain rat--"
{yuri: .___.;}
{shura: I'LL BITE YOUR ANKLES IN HALF!}
{yuri:....why dont i make you something to eat? ^^;; }
{Fujimoto: ^^; "I actually have some tasks to attend to, so that would help me--OW! DID YOU JUST BITE ME?!"}
{shura: *HISSSSSS* *STOMACH GURGLE*.........food please.}
{Fujimoto: T^T "What do you even eat, kid?"}
{shura: squirrels mostly. sometimes birds. hachirou got me a boar once.}
{yuri: .______. shiro....where did you find this girl exactly?}
{Fujimoto: "In the mountains. Meet the fabled wild child of Towada. I've named her Shura."}
{shura: offer me food, mortal!}
{-...-}
{yuri: eat up!}
{shura: *ravenous eating*}
{Fujimoto: ^^ "Better than tiny squirrels with hardly any meat on their bones, right, kiddo?"}
{shura: *pulls the food closer and snarls* MINE!}
{yuri: goodness, she's got an appetite. ^^; }
{Fujimoto: "And needs to learn some manners..." *sniffs* "Ugh...and a bath."}
{shura: a what?}
{-...-}
{shura: *asleep*}
{yuri: so, what are we going to do about her?}
{Fujimoto: "Mephisto ordered me to keep an eye on her, and after seeing that Hachirou thing, I don't want her going back to it. After that? I'm not sure..."}
{yuri: maybe she could stay here? it gets lonely up here, so it'd be nice to have some company. ^^}
{Fujimoto: "??? For real? Mephisto was pretty insistent on not letting her out of my sight..."}
{yuri: you could stay here too, if you'd like. it'd be like a family.}
{Fujimoto: "..." *pulls out a cigarette, lights up* "Don't say it like that."}
shura: from what i remember, she was a really kind woman, she had eyes like yours, rin. and lots of moles, like yukio...and that concludes story time with shura for today!
Yukio: "..."
Rin: "...YOU COCKTEASE! DON'T STOP THE STORY THERE! TELL US MORE! What did she sound like?!" *grabs her by the shoulders* "Why didn't you tell us this before?!"
shura: now if you boys excuse me. im gonna go hit the bar. cheers! *walks off*
-later-
torako: <enjoy your stay with us.> *walks back to the front* !!!! <ryuuji!>
Bon: <Hey...>
-a child runs up and tackles shima-
child: <ANKO WENZO!>
Shima: <OW! ???>
woman: <ten, sweetie, there you are! what did mama tell you about running off?>
ten: <sowwy mamai>
woman: *looks* !!! <renzou!>
Shima: <?!!>
izumo: you know this woman?
woman: <oh, you must be renzou's friends. koneko and bon know me already, but im Jun Shima. renzou's sister.>
unagi: <a pleasure to see you again, ma'am'>
jun: <unagi! i was surprised to hear that you enrolled in true cross. how are you doing?>
unagi: <im very well. i've been learning a lot of english.>
???: <UUUUUUNAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!>
-a woman comes barreling down the hall and clutches unagi-
woman: <MY SWEET BABY GIRL! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?! IS YOUR TEMPERATURE WELL?! DO YOU HAVE ANY INJURIES?!>
uwabami hojo: ^^; <easy now, orochi, she's just fine.>
Bon: <We've been keeping an eye on her, ma'am.>
unagi: <hello mother, hello to you too uncle.>
Konekomaru: *sad smile, steps back*
girl: <hey sis, do we have any more- !!!! k-k-k-k-KONEKOOOOOO~<3 > *TACKLE* >///w///< <3<3<3<3
Konekomaru: .\\\\.; "Um..." <You can let go now?>
girl: <KINZOU TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE _LAST_ YEAR TOO! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME? I WOULD HAVE BAILED ON THE CLASS TRIP TO EUROPE IF I KNEW!!>
Konekomaru: ^\\\^; <We were a little busy on an investigation and--well, things got away from us. Sorry.>
Rin: -_-; *has a big handprint slapped on his face* "Freaking boobzilla..."
Yukio: -_-; "Please don't embarrass us more while we're visiting someone else's house."
jun: ?? <more friends of yours?>
Rin: <He gets that a lot.> *waves at the child*
girl: <hey. you smell different koneko, are you using a new bodywash?>
Konekomaru: >\\\\\\< <Wh-Why would you sniff me?!>
ten: <mamai! this guy has a tail! is he a kitty?>
Yukio: *facepalm* <Oh good lord...>
jun: .....^^; <why dont we help uncle gozo with the garden, ok?>
ten: <ok!> *runs off*
Yukio: <I am so sorry.>
-outside-
nishiki: *eating watermelon shaved ice*
???: <over here sir?>
Tatsuma: <Yes, that's a good spot for it.>
???: *sets the statue down, wiping sweat from her brow* <yep, i reckon that's a mighty good spot for it>
Tatsuma: <Looking good! ...Maybe rotate it a bit more towards the morning sun.>
torako: <tatsuma! yoshikuni! bon and his friends are here!>
yoshikuni: <REALLY?!>
Tatsuma: <!!! My baby boy!> *gets up quickly--and throws out his back* >n< "AH!"
torako: D8
Bon: *steps out* <?!! Old man!> *runs up*
yoshikuni: <LIL RYUU! long time no see!>
Bon: <?!! Yoshikuni?!>
izumo: another friend of yours?
yoshikuni: <im his fiancee~>
izumo: O/////o W-W-WHAT?!?!??!
Bon: -_-; <Yoshikuni, please.>
yoshikuni: <LOL! JK JK! it's just a joke!>
izumo: *beet red* <I SHOULD THINK SO! WHO'D WANT TO MARRY A STUBBORN OX LIKE HIM!?>
Tatsuma: *trying to sit up* <Ha ha ha! ...I don't know what 'luul' means.>
Bon: <?!!! I will have you know I am desirable to people who like men with a strong will, you stubborn mule!>
izumo: <BEEF HEAD!>
Bon: <POLKA-DOTTED MUTT!>
izumo: <ROOSTER HAIR!>
Bon: <HA! I STOPPED DYING IT, SO YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THAT ONE ANYMORE!>
torako: <my my, they're acting like me when i was that age.>
{young!torako: <GET BENT, BALDIE!>}
{Young!Tatsuma: <Babe, I _shave_ by choice because it makes me look cool!> *wink*}
torako: <so persistent.> *sigh* <i feel so old.>
Tatsuma: <And yet still so beautiful.>
torako: >/////< <oh stop!>
Bon: <OW!> *slapping his hand on the ground* <I YIELD, I YIELD, YOU SHRIMP!>
-elsewhere-
Kanin: *puts bento boxes of leftovers into their lockers* "Okay. I'll see you for lunch after morning classes."
genny: *nods*
Kanin: "... ...Well..." *rubs the back of his head...he's managed to revert almost back to human appearance*
genny:....i-if you want to talk...a-about anything, you can-
Kanin: "I-I appreciate that...M-Maybe later..."
genny: .///. r-right...see ya! *runs*
Kanin: "..." >\\\< *knocks his head against his own locker--and instantly hulks out into werewolf form, ripping his shirt* "...Aw, man..."
marie: kanin? are you alright? ._.;
Kanin: "?!! S-Sorry, Miss Marie! I'm fine, really! I'm not going feral..." *struggles to slowly revert to human form, as he takes off the torn shirt and opens his locker to retrieve a new shirt* "J-Just, you know, typical teenage hormonal stuff..."
marie: do you want to talk about it?
Kanin: "..." *nods* "Did other students ever deal with this kind of thing?"
-elsewhere-
arisa: so what do you guys want to check out next?
kanami: im kinda hungry, maybe we should get lunch?
suzune:..... !!!
arisa: suzune? you oka-....OH.....MY....G!!
kokoro: hmm?
masara: *looks* !!!!!
arisa: Y-YOU'RE KOKORO AWANE!!
kokoro: yep, that's me alright.
arisa: do you remember me? im arisa narumi!
kokoro: oh right! you're that girl from back then!
arisa: you were so cool and inspiring that i became a magical girl too, see? my friends are-
-CLANG-
suzune: *blocking masara's knife with her sword*
masara: what are _you_ doing back here, magical hunter?
suzune: im not here to fight, honest.
masara: a likely story. im not about to let you hurt kokoro.
Chisato: *gestures to her own weapon* "Let's all calm down. This is not a place for any fight."
masara: how can you be so calm when a murderer is among you?
suzune:.....
Matsuri: "This is about giving people another chance, you know?" ^^ "She may have done bad things, but that doesn't make her a bad person!"
suzune: matsuri....
Matsuri: "Just give her a chance."
kokoro: easy there masara. sorry about my friend, she can be a bit protective, but she means well. ^^;
arisa: i take it you met suzune before?
kokoro: yep. say, you mentioned being hungry, right? it just so happens we know a great restaurant called 'Walnuts'. ^^
-elsewhere-
Monica: *glare*
izumi: .___.;;;;;
Sachiko: ^^ "I always come by here--I didn't know you managed it!"
mrs ramirez: well, assistant manager, but still. ^^
Monica: *takes her drink, sips--and crunches on the ice loudly*
izumi: ._.;;;;;
mrs ramirez: mija, dont you have something to say to mrs albarn's daughter?
Monica: "..." *mutters something*
mrs ramirez: speak up honey, no one can hear you when you're muttering.
Monica: *inhales* "I SAID 'I'M SORRY'!"
izumi: um...thanks..f-for apologizing...*shifts in her seat*
Sachiko: *uncovers her ears* "Y-Yes, thank you...How about you kids get a treat?" *hands Izumi some money* "The cookies looked good."
-elsewhere-
Rin: "So, Konekomaru, who's the girl?"
girl: *clinging to his arm* ^////^
konekomaru: this is yumi, shima's younger sister.
Rin: "Ah, so you all grew up together?"
yoshikuni: pretty much. <so you guys really defeated the impure king last summer?>
Bon: <We...did the best we could.>
Rin: <Well, us and my girlfriend, too.>
konekomaru: <come to think of it, where were you?>
yoshikuni: <i was at a convention in tokyo.> ^^
Juzo: *fretting back and forth in front of the building*
gozo: <easy bro, she's not due for another two months yet.>
Juzo: <I know! I keep reading the books--did you know you're not supposed to put a blanket over the baby?! THEY COULD SUFFOCATE! HOW WOULD THAT LOOK IF MY CHILD SUFFOCATED?!!>
gozo: <take a deep breath and chill.>
kinzou: <yeah, you're gonna give yourself a hernia!>
Shima: <Yeah, don't think of dead babies--that thought'll stay in your head forever.>
Juzo: *GLARES AT SHIMA*
-elsewhere-
Kanin: *staring at the tea* "I don't know. I never had these problems controlling my appearance. But since that...thing got in my head and down to my soul..."
marie: perhaps it was an effect of madness from that clown.
Kanin: "I think so...But it hasn't gotten back to normal. I don't know when it will, if ever."
marie:.....
Kanin: "I don't know who could even help."
marie: i can think of a few people...
-elsewhere-
mami: lunch is ready!
Crona: "Smells great."
mami: the doctors recommended this to help you regain your strength.
Crona: *nods*
Ragnarok: *has on a bib* "AND FOR ME?"
-elsewhere-
naoya: how is he?
kouyou: still locked up in his office, crying. how unprofessional. -_-;
miura: -___-; *patting mori's back*
Mori: *head resting on a pillow* TT~TT "It's like I'm cursed."
elise: wouldnt be too shocked if that were the case.
Mori: "I need some good luck..."
-elsewhere-
Kimizuki: "..." *sets down a bottle of water*
hyakuya:.....thanks....
Kimizuki: *nods* "You're welcome...The ride will be here in another hour."
hyakuya:........
Yoichi: *packing the first-aid kit* "Any more cuts and bruises?"
riko: i-im ok....
Yoichi: ^^ "That's a relief."
riko:.....
Yoichi: "...Happy to go home?"
riko: i guess so....
Yoichi: "That man...did release you."
riko:.....do you think....he's in a better place?
Yoichi: "...I like to think so."
-elsewhere-
arisa: mmm~ this is so yummy!
kokoro: i know right?
masara: *eating, not taking her eyes off suzune, staring intently*
suzune: *looking down at her plate, sweating nervously* ._.;;;;;;;;;
Chisato: "...Masara, how is your meal?"
masara: *nom, still staring at suzune* delicious.
suzune: *gulp* ._.;;;;;;;;;;;
Chisato: "...So, what are everyone's plans this afternoon?"
kokoro: well, masara and i were going to go hiking for a bit later.
Chisato: "Ah. It'd be good to get into the outdoors."
-elsewhere-
Guren: "Welcome back."
hyakuya:...*nod*
Guren: "We'll begin debriefing...You look like a mess. Go lie down."
hyakuya: *grunts and walks off*
Guren: *looks at the others* "Shinoa, walk with me. I'll start the debriefing with you."
shinoa: right.
Guren: *walks with her into the interrogation room* "What happened to Hyakuya back there?"
shinoa: she took the vampire down...
Guren: "I've seen her take down vampires--I haven't seen her acting like this."
shinoa: i'll speak with her about it when i can.....she has been different since our encounter with ferid....
Guren: "And that can be a liability. We need her in the field--and if her head is not in this, that will be a danger."
shinoa:....understood.
Guren: "Tell me about this vampire and child. Why did he take her?"
-shinoa explains the situation-
Guren: "Hmm...I knew vampirism can do things to the brain, but this is something else entirely."
shinoa:...perhaps vampirism has nothing to do with it....
Guren: "??? Explain."
shinoa: based on my observations, his reactions seemed rather human. perhaps relating to his previous life. sadly, without any official documents on him, we can only go by word of mouth for information.
Guren: "Hmm. So, what, he got confused, had memories of his pre-vampire life, and those influenced his mind? That still sounds dangerous."
shinoa:......
Guren: "I'll ask C3 to check on this--they may have a bit more information on neuro influences after the transformation."
-elsewhere-
Rin: *pats his belly* =w= "Tasty meal..."
torako: <you seemed to enjoy it. ^^>
orochi: <will you be staying the night?>
Rin: <I should probably get back to the old man.> *pats Bon's shoulder* <But I'm sure Bon would be happy to stay with family for the night!>
Bon: -_-# *twists Rin's arm* <We're studying for exams right now.>
Rin: Q_Q *slapping his hand down on the floor*
shiemi: ....
Shima: <I mean, some of us don't need to worry too much about studying! And how often do you get to see family?>
izumo: *GLARE*
Shima: "?!!!!" *averts his glance* <Granted, that also depends on whether your own family wants to see you...> >w>;;;;;
-elsewhere-
higuchi: *washing Q's hair*
Q: >~< *whining*
higuchi: ^^; the water wont hurt you, and that visor is supposed to keep the shampoo out of your eyes.
Q: "It feels slimy!"
higuchi: ^^;
Gin: *sets out a towel* "It's that, or your hair will get covered in dirt, disease, and fall out, leaving you as the youngest bald person on this planet."
Q: Q_______Q "What?"
higuchi: .-.;
Q: *flailing* "AAAAH! PLEASE WASH MY HAIR, MOMMY!"
higuchi: *getting all wet from the splashing* ah! ok! ok! >-O;;
Gin: "My work here is done." *turns away*
Q: =~= *relaxes*
higuchi: *sigh* *mutter* next time _you're_ in charge of bath time...
Gin: *walks into the living room* "Kuniko, Ryu, your chores?"
kuniko: dishes are about 78% done!
Akutagawa: *uses Rashomon on a dish towel to dry*
Gin: "As for homework?"
-elsewhere-
Mephisto: "Then we use this key to open the closet, and..." *opens the closet to reveal Death City from the top of a building*
shion: bwoah! *shiny eyes*
Mephisto: "Impressive, yes? You can see our house from here! And there's Mephy Land!"
shion: ^o^ dada! dada!
Mephisto: "Hee hee--that's my head on that ferris wheel! But you need to be a bit taller to ride the roller coaster."
-elsewhere-
sonia: *eating ice cream*
Chuuya: *hands out napkins*
miyuri: *LICK LICK LICK* >~< GYEEK!
Chuuya: "Brain freeze?"
miyuri: miyuri's head feels bad! >A<
sonia: you shouldnt eat it so fast.
Chuuya: "Try putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth to warm it up."
miyuri: *does so*
Chuuya: "Feeling better?"
miyuri: *nods*
Chuuya: "That's good. Now, eat more slowly--we got plenty of time."
-elsewhere-
Hibana: =_____= *sneezes*
mikami: are you feeling alright, commander?
Hibana: "No--I haven't been sleeping."
ryuuko: do you need to see a doctor, or would that be too much?
Hibana: *groans* "Why would I need that?"
ryuuko: it's important for one to look after their well-being. perhaps some tea and meditation might help? that's what my father does when he's stressed.
Hibana: "I already do that--I set aside 5 minutes for meditating in-between the 10 AM and 11 AM meetings, and some tea when I get home at 9 PM."
Rino: *holds up a schedule* "She's booked solid 8 AM to 8 PM. She's killing herself. _It's not going fast enough_."
mikami: rino!
gabriella: princess, please rest.
Rino: >_>;
Hibana: *slams her fists down* "I have work to do! I have some genetic experiments out for my head! I have to figure out what the hell Haijima is doing with those kids! I--I--... *collapses*
gabriella: D8>
Rino: "?!!!" *tries to hold her up* "Jeez, she's heavy..."
Hibana: *unconscious*
-elsewhere-
sasori:....
nana: so, is sasori your actual name?
sasori:...not really.
ivy: is that right?
ria marcelo: yeah.
Joker: "Well, a lot of people change their names. Take Red for instance."
scarlet: ........
nana: and my name is seven.
Joker: "Nana, what did we agree? Your name is Nana now."
nana: EAT SHIT.
ria marcelo: .....she seems to have high regard for you.
Joker: *sniffs, wipes his eye* "I know--makes a father proud."
scarlet:.... -_-;
Joker: "So, Ria, ready to scope out Hibana's latest work?"
ria marcelo: im listening...
-elsewhere-
Hajiki: *somehow stuck behind the vending machine*
hito:......why.
Hajiki: "I don't know--I was trying to get food, then I forgot what I was doing, and I ended up here."
hito: have you tried shimmying out?
Hajiki: "Let me see..." *shifts--and the vending machine starts rocking*
-elsewhere-
Asako: *runs out of a patient's room* "EEEEK!"
vivian: ??
*fire shoots out of the patient's room*
vivian: !!!!
Patient: *frowning, lobbing another fireball* "THAT THERMOMETER WAS COLD AS HELL!"
vivian: OwO;;;
Asako: >~< "That's only if you pursue the Dantean understanding of Hell--"
Patient: *throws another fireball, this one nearing at Vivian*
vivian: *dodge* gyah! how rude!
Patient: "I didn't want to be some fucking second generation flame person!"
Asako: >~< "Third-generation pyrokinetic, sir!"
Patient: "SHUT UP!" *tries to get out of bed--and falls face-first into the bedpan*
vivian: ._.;;
tao: owo~? what's going on here?
Asako: *sigh* "We've had more patients coming in awakening pyrokinetic abilities. And he's been the nicest of them..." -_-;
-elsewhere-
Kimizuki: *carrying a tray of food to a room* *knocks*
hyakuya: it's open....
Kimizuki: *enters* "Hey. Brought your dinner."
hyakuya:..thanks...
Kimizuki: "I wasn't sure what you would like, so if you want more of anything, I got more on the stove to heat up."
hyakuya: *nods*.....kimizuki?
Kimizuki: "Yes?"
hyakuya: did i do the right thing?
Kimizuki: "...Our job is to neutralize vampire threats. Who knows what he would have done next."
hyakuya:.....i saw mika in him.....
Kimizuki: "...So when you see Mika again..."
hyakuya: NO! i cant....i have to get him home....i just.....ever since that day my head's just been all tangled up...
Kimizuki: "How do you convince him? He's not the same kid you knew back then."
hyakuya: what would you do if you were in _my_ position? if it were mirai that was a vampire? would you just kill her without a second thought?!
Kimizuki: "?!! Okay, that's a low blow! It's not my sister that is a vampire, now is she? This is your friend who is suffering--and that's the reality you're dealing with!"
hyakuya:.............
Kimizuki: "...I'm sorry. I don't know what I would do either."
hyakuya:...h-he's my family....*curls up into fetal position* i already lost him once....i cant lose him again....
Kimizuki: "...Then let's bring him back."
hyakuya: *looks up at him*
Kimizuki: "We figure out how to convince him, we figure out what C3 has already done about containing vampires without imprisoning or killing him. If he's that important to you, then I'll help."
hyakuya:...thank you......sorry....about what i said-
Kimizuki: "It-It's fine. If it was me, I would've said something as...passionate.”
hyakuya:...heh...you jerk...*wipes her eyes*
Kimizuki: "Me, a jerk? You're a jerk yelling at me like that..."
hyakuya: *laughs a bit* yeah, got me there....
Kimizuki: *small smile* "Then I win."
hyakuya:....*hug*
Kimizuki: "... ..." *pat pat, hug*
hyakuya:....*looks at him for a bit*
Kimizuki: *looks into her eyes*
hyakuya: kimizuki...i-
shinoa: *opens the door* hey guys~!
hyakuya: *YELLS AND PUNCHES KIMIZUKI IN THE FACE*
Kimizuki: "?!" X_X *knocked to the floor--flipping over the food tray onto Hyakuya*
hyakuya:......
shinoa: oh goodness. was i interrupting something~?
hyakuya:....nothing. nothing at all. -_-#
-elsewhere-
Jeje: "Johannes has not left the basement in days."
metsu: should i check on him?
Jeje: *hands her a taser* "Stay armed."
metsu: *nods* i need to bring him his dinner anyway.
Jeje: *nods, as he rummages through a box of vials*
metsu: *heading downstairs* johannes?
Johannes: *curled over his desk, looking at blood samples*
metsu:....i brought your dinner. *sets the tray down and collects the dishes from the last meal*
Johannes: "Huh? You say something?" *looks up--and has a long white beard*
metsu: ......... ._______.
Johannes: "What's with that look? ..." *glances down* "Oh, right--" *grabs the fake beard, rips--...then covers his mouth to let out a tortured scream* "I forgot the glue!!!"
metsu:........im not even going to ask. *heads upstairs*
Johannes: "Thank you for the meal! Bring down body wash!"
Jeje: *pulls out a vial...swirls its contents into a mug of hot chocolate*
-elsewhere-
Rin: *lies down*
-knock knock-
shiemi: rin? may i ask you something?
Rin: *sits up* "Hey, Shiemi--what's up?"
shiemi: well, pardon if it's intrusive, but i noticed you and yuki werent talking much during dinner....you two didnt have a fight, did you?
Rin: >_>; "That's...kind of personal. It's nothing..."
shiemi:....ok. well, good night.
Rin: *grunts* "Night..."
{Rin: "What brought this on?"}
{yukio: dont you want to know about our birth? according to the knight of true cross, she was the one who bore satan's sons, and most information on her is classified. but i want to know more about her...}
{Rin: "After what we've heard so far, and what we've gone through? No, it can't be a good story. Just knowing that she was a kind person is enough for me."}
{yukio: why are you trying to avoid this? dont you even care? this is our mother for god's sake!}
{Rin: "..." *frowns* "Why are you needing this so badly?"}
{yukio:......he...heheheh...haha...AHAHAHA!!}
{Rin: "?!!! Yuki? Wh-What's wrong?"}
{yukio: HAHAHAHA.....that's right....we can never truly change how we think, right? we're both right and both wrong......it's funny.....we're twins, yet we're total opposites....well....just....just forget we had this talk, ok? come on...the others are waiting...}
Rin: "...What the hell, bro."
-elsewhere-
gozo: <tatsuma, sir, are you in?>
Tatsuma: *reclining in a chair, a book resting on his lap* "???" <Yes?>
gozo: <i wanted to talk to you about that one matter.>
Tatsuma: "..." <I see. What have you found?>
gozo: <nothing much yet, but we are researching it at the india branch's underground library. sadly, we havent yet found a way to summon a demon possessing another person.>
Tatsuma: <Hmm...> *holds up his book* <I'll have to finish this reading on exorcising Karura from Todo so to resummon...>
gozo: <there is a problem. based on renzou's observations from aomori on todo's appearance, it seems karura is bonding to its new vessel...>
Tatsuma: *sighs* <Then it is up to me to hurry. Thank you for this information. Please, continue your investigation.>
-elsewhere-
Fire: *yawns* *gets out of bed, looking out the window*
kim: .....
Jacqueline: "??? Fire?"
Fire: "I think I see something."
kim: ??
Fire: "I saw something glowing and moving in the forest."
kim: *looks to the others*
Jacqueline: "...Maybe wake the others." *nudges Kilik*
-elsewhere-
Kanin: *tucks Amelia in*
amelia: good night.
Kanin: "Good night, Amelia. I'll see you in the morning." *walks away...*
amelia:.......
Kanin: *gets to the door* "...Should I leave a light on, or...?"
amelia: im fine.
Kanin: "O-Okay...Good night." *closes the door*
-elsewhere-
Crona: *lying awake in bed* "..."
mami: *asleep*
Crona: ("It's so quiet now...I used to hear his voice even when he wasn't talking...It's hard to get used to.") *looks at Mami* "..." *hug*
mami: *she seems quite relaxed*
Crona: *closes their eyes, sighs quietly*
-morning-
Bon: *walking through the temple*
izumo: *cleaning*
Bon: "??? What, Mom has you working?"
izumo: i volunteered, for your information.
Bon: -_-; "Well, thanks--it's looking better."
-elsewhere-
Relan: *walking with his shoulder in a sling* *cringes*
iris: how are you feeling?
Relan: "The meds help, but it still hurts a lot."
iris: hmm...
Relan: "Enough of that--another day is ahead of us...How did the talk go with Mr. Fulham from the 1st?"
iris: well....
-she explains what happened-
Relan: "I'm so sorry. This can't be easy on everyone in the Church."
-elsewhere-
Yoichi: ^^ "Welcome back to work!"
hyakuya: morning.
shinoa: oh, that reminds me, riko's family invited us to their mansion for a celebration. ^^
Kimizuki: "What's to celebrate? We did our job..." *awkward glance at Hyakuya*
shinoa: they wanted to celebrate the return of their daughter, of course. so get your formal wear~
Yoichi: "Yay! ...I don't have really good formal wear, so I may need to shop a bit."
hyakuya: i dont have any formal wear!
Kimizuki: *sighs* "Looks like a few of us are shopping."
-elsewhere-
Monica: *in the cafe uniform* -_-# "Welcome. May I take your order?"
girl: i'll have a Frappuccino.
guy: do you still have the shamrock shakes?
Monica: "...It's June. Not March. So no. Is there something else you want to order?"
guy: can i have a mint green mocha then?
Monica: "..." *writes it onto a cup* "Sure. Name?"
-elsewhere-
Harvar: *looking at footprints* "Well, someone was here."
ox: or something....
Fire: .~.; "Like the thing we're supposed to find?"
kim: most likely...
Jacqueline: *following the steps' path--that lead to the edge of a cliff* "..."
-elsewhere-
*a man in a monocle opens his car door*
???: mr dragulsec i presume?
Dragulsec: "???" *turns--*
-WHAM-
*Dragulsec is knocked to the street*
Dragulsec: *groans, sitting up* "L-Lighting?!"
lewin: salutations, doc!
Dragulsec: "What the devil is wrong with you?!"
lewin: word on the street is you've got connections to the illuminati.
Dragulsec: "Balderdash! Your 'word' would tell you I already entered a contract that would prevent me from cooperating with them!"
lewin: but that's the mystery i need to solve. after all, not many people can get away with a massacre and stay in the same line of work for over a decade...
Dragulsec: "Absurd! Hollow reasoning! You have no idea how such a massacre continues to affect me!"
lewin: talk is cheap, doc. but i'll still need a bit of proof. teyonebuse and so on...
*something buzzes around Dragulsec, striking him*
Dragulsec: "GAAAH! Stop this!"
lewin:...mortem.
Dragulsec: *screams, as his collar is ripped*
lewin:....so _that's_ it, huh? welp. thanks for your time, doc. im gonna vamoose, as it were.
Dragulsec: *coughing* "Y-You won't get away with this! I'll report this! They'll lock you away, Lightning, you madman!"
lewin: funny you should say that. i intend to have you prosecuted~
-elsewhere-
Lucy: *waves to the cafe manager* "Hello!"
manager: good morning, lucy. ready to start the day?
Lucy: *smiles, nods* "Ready!" *grabs the apron* "I wonder how busy it'll get."
*the door opens*
manager: welcome.
Q: ^w^ *waves his doll's hand* "Hello!"
higuchi: *nods*
Lucy: ._.;
-elsewhere-
kirako: ok, i brought everyone's orders. ^^
Kyoka: "Thank you." *smiles*
Kunikida: "Thank you very much. That was very kind of you."
fukuzawa: .....
Kyoka: "...Sir? You aren't touching your food. Do you anticipate it is poisoned?"
fukuzawa: im more concerned for miss haruno.
kirako: sir, im fine, really.
Kunikida: "Did you make sure to buy a meal for yourself?"
kirako: just something light.
Kunikida: "I see..."
Kyoka: "Can always have my fortune cookie." *holds up hers*
kirako: thank you kyouka.
sylvia: *noms her food* t-thank you!
Kyoka: ^^
Kunikida: "How did your check-up go?"
kirako: well, i did get a good report.
Kunikida: "Oh? That's great."
-elsewhere-
nana: *intently staring at a book*
Ria marcelo: "It's okay--try saying it aloud."
nana: hmm......aaa....pp...ley?
Ria marcelo: "Apple?"
nana: yeah, this thing. *points to a picture of an apple in the book*
Ria marcelo: "Right. It's a fruit that comes in a variety of colors and flavors varying by sweetness and tartness."
nana: uhhhh.....huh?
Ria marcelo: "It's food."
nana: oh. ok.
Ria marcelo: "And it's a common word when learning English and other languages because it starts with the first letter in the alphabet, 'A.'"
nana: ah...which one is 'A'?
Ria marcelo: "The first letter." *circles the "A" in "apple" with her finger*
nana: oooh! i see.
Ria marcelo: "..." *small smile* "There are some other words that start with 'a,' too."
-elsewhere-
Kimizuki: *looking at ties* "Hmm...Red may be too intimidating."
shinoa: alright, we've picked out our dresses.
hyakuya: 7,7;
Yoichi: "Great! This'll be fun, like playing dress up!"
mitsuba: wouldnt be my first formal dinner party.
shinoa: same.
Yoichi: ^^; "I'm out of practice on formal dining etiquette."
mitsuba:...*glances at kimizuki*
Kimizuki: "Hmph. I'm familiar enough with the dining practices." *picks out a black tie*
-elsewhere-
Saria: *walks up to the counter* "Hello! I'll have--" O_O; *hides behind Lukas*
Monica: -_-# "Just give it to me."
lukas: um... ._.;
Monica: "SPIT IT OUT! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!"
Saria: >_< "Iced tea, please!"
-elsewhere-
kyouko: ......
Fujimoto: *reading, looks up* "Hey, kiddo--feeling a bit bored?"
kyouko: a bit stressed from studying and work, i guess. *sigh* i havent been this exhausted since working to pay off your medical bills.....
Fujimoto: "...You know, you had been saving up some money for a bit of travel..."
kyouko: ?? are you sure?
Fujimoto: *nods* "I think you need a break. Maybe I can help with your trip..."
kyouko: hmm.....
-elsewhere-
mami: feeling any better?
Crona: "Still lethargic, but less affected by whatever happened...Ragnarok has been a bit more unhinged but nowhere near as mindless when we were together."
mami: i see. do you need anything at the moment?
Crona: "...I'm kinda hungry." ^^; "Maybe pudding?"
mami: ok, two puddings coming up. ^^
Crona: "Thank you..." *looks out the window* "Maybe we could go out when I'm a little stronger."
mami: *nods*
*giggling is heard in the hallway*
mami: *looks*
Ragnarok: *in the apartment hallway, talking to a neighbor* "--then I said, 'It's supposed to be flat--it's roadkill!'"
old woman: ._.;;
Ragnarok: "So, how long you been living here? Since Peloponnesian or Trojan War?"
mami: hello mrs onozuka. he isnt bothering you is he?
mrs onozuka: hello mami, dearie. is he a friend of yours? ^^;
mami: more of a permanent house guest. 7_7;
mrs onozuka: that reminds me, how is chrona? i heard they were in the hospital.
mami: they're doing much better. i was actually about to make some food for them.
Ragnarok: "Not since they pulled me out of Cro--"
mami: *shoves ragnarok back inside*
Ragnarok: >_<# "You jerk! I'm making headway with that octogenarian!"
mrs onozuka: if you'd like, i could bring over some of my homemade ohagi. ^^
mami: that would be lovely, thank you. ^^
Ragnarok: "MAKE ME SOME TOO, MRS. O!"
-elsewhere-
kim: ugh...feels like we've been walking forever!
Jacqueline: *looking at the trail* "Maybe they are trying to confuse us--meandering."
kilik: ......
ox: *shivering*
Harvar: "This is the part in the horror film where someone gets pulled away screaming to their death."
ox: can you not? im cold enough as it is!
Thunder: *striking a stick along the trees*
-something growls-
Fire: O_O;
ox: EEK!
kim: ?!?
Harvar: *gets in front of Ox*
-something comes charging at them-
kim: jackie!
Jacqueline: "Right!" *transforms*
kilik: fire, thunder, let's go!
Fire and Thunder: *transform*
-a large green creature charges-
creature: *GRRAOOOOOOO*
Jacqueline: "!!!"
Fire + Thunder: "HOLY MOLEY!"
Harvar: "??? Are we in The Green?"
-the creature swings a fist at them-
Jacqueline: *lets out a fire in the air* "Get back, Kim!"
kim: *jumps back* jackie, blast it!
Jacqueline: *blasts it*
creature: *SCREECHES*
Thunder: "??? Are they upset we're on their land?"
kim: why dont we try asking it. OOOI! WHAT DO YOU WANT!
creature: *SHRIIEEEK*
ox: *dodging* ?? hey! there's something in it's back!
Harvar: *looks*
-in the creature's back is a black shard that looks like glass, but has an orange glow to it, similar to the creature's eyes-
Harvar: "Looks magic-y."
kim: *looks* !! we need to get it out!
Jacqueline: "Touching it directly may be dangerous. It may be safer to use a weapon to dig it out. I suggest using Harvar."
Harvar: -_-; "Thank you for your concern."
kim: and after we get it out, we need to destroy it.
kilik: you recognize it?
kim: *nods* it's a binding shard. witches use them to control living beings sometimes.
Jacqueline: "Who wants to be the distraction?"
kim: hey you big lug! over here! >XP
creature: *ROARS and attacks*
Jacqueline: "Oh boy..." *blasts up to let Kim fly over*
creature: *swings a fist at them*
Fire + Thunder: *charge up*
kilik: *runs at the creature*
Fire: "FIRE FIST!"
Thunder: "THUNDERSTRUCK!"
-SHAFWOOM-
creature: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEE*
Harvar: "Ox, now!"
ox: HYAAAH!!
*direct hit*
creature: *SCREEEEEEEEE*
Harvar: "Now get back!"
ox: *jumps back*
Jacqueline: "Kim, what happens now to it?"
kim: we need to smash the shard!
Fire: "Punch it!"
-POW-
-SHATTER-
Thunder: ^o^
-the beast stops. then a blue light appears in it's eyes, staring at them-
Jacqueline: "Did it work?"
Harvar: "No, the beast got contact lenses."
Jacqueline: -_-#
-the creature looks at them, letting out a low growl, as if to say 'thank you', then walks off-
Fire: "Bye bye!"
kim: well, i think that's case closed...
kilik: guys....i think that thing may have been the forest guardian...
Thunder: "Huh--that would make a lot of sense."
kim: i thought forest guardians looked like huge bucks?
kilik: in some cases, they do. the appearance of the guardian changes depending on the state of the forest it protects.
Jacqueline: "So this mossy forest..."
kim:...we should probably go now.
-elsewhere-
Black Star: *huffs, puffs* "...OKAY! AGAIN!"
Hyde: *operating a wrecking ball* "Okay!" *swings the wrecking ball--*
Black Star: *stares...pulls back his fist, and--*
*CRACK*
tsubaki: what on earth?!
licht: idiocy. idiocy is happening.
Black Star: *knocks the freaking wrecking ball away--as it flies off the chain and towards Licht and Tsubaki*
ochako: *gravities the chain and sends it up*
Hyde: "Woot! Look at that sucker fly!"
Black Star: "Damn! I can't believe I knocked that thing away! Looks like I'm getting this strength thing under control!"
Fitzgerald: "THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING WITH MY WRECKING BALL?!"
Hyde: "..." *runs for it*
ochako: YEEP!!
Mr. Uraraka: "Oh, hey kids! Careful on the equipment."
Fitzgerald: *picks up a pebble, throws it--and it smashes Hyde into the ground*
ochako: D8>
licht: ?!?!?
Hyde: *buried*
Fitzgerald: "Hmph. Not even worth $25."
-elsewhere-
Tetsutetsu: *staring at the list* "So many flavors...So many desserts..."
pony: they all sound so delish!
Sen: "Hmm...Maybe just something simple--like fudge ripple..."
Tetsutetsu: *staring at the sundaes*
Yosetsu: "Just a little bit before our training kicks into high gear!"
nirengeki: maybe i'll just get something small.
reiko: i suppose i'll treat myself to the chocolate fudge.
tokage: you sure, yanagin? it's a bit pricey.
reiko: *nods*
Hiryu: "Ibara, you want anything?"
ibara: i'll just have vanilla.
kinoko: dude, that's rad.
Hiryu: *nods* "That red velvet is calling my attention..."
-elsewhere-
mina: you think horses have dreams?
Jirou: "??? Probably. Animals make noises when they sleep and all..."
mina: what do you think they dream about?
eijiro: horse stuff i guess?
Hagakure: "Like winning the Derby?"
mina: maybe.
-elsewhere-
Todoroki: "??? What happened to your friend?"
Hyde: X___X
ochako: antics happened. ^^;
licht: *staring at todoroki*
Todoroki: "...Oh. Hello, um, 'bro.'"
licht: hello again brother, angel of the frozen flame.
Todoroki: -_-; "Not the moniker I intend to use for superheroism, but poetic."
-elsewhere-
Rin: *sitting under bamboo, has a monkey on his head* "I don't see what the big deal is..." *hands a grape up to the monkey* "The baby isn't out yet, so you still got time..."
Monkey: ^w^ *eating*
izumo: i guess they wanted so celebrate anyway.
Rin: "Yeah, but I mean his panicking over something that isn't happening yet--still got time to learn diapering, burping, cholic, warming up milk--"
izumo: how do you know about all this stuff?
Rin: "The old man kept seeing mothers all the time, so someone had to look after the kids while he was doing whatever with them."
izumo: i see...
Bon: "What a mother."
-elsewhere-
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Speed Things Up – How To Understand The Internet Speed Test
Ok everybody, raise your hands if you’ve been in this situation before...
You move into your new swank house or apartment and go through the usual rigmarole to get your Internet set up.
The Internet customer service representative rattles off bundles, plans and download speeds which, after a while, sound like a bunch of gibberish.
This is usually where I interrupt and tell the person, “Just give me whatever’s fastest”.
Like many people, I have a zen approach to Internet speeds. If I get on the web and I can do everything I want to do, it’s fast enough. If not, it’s another call to the customer service representative and a new list of bundles and specials. Ok, this time give me whatever is faster than the LAST speed I had.
I could leave it at that, pay my bill each month and have no idea of what’s going on behind the scenes. But, being a curious person and fascinated with all things Internet, I decided to do some investigating.
The Speed Test
First, let’s do a speed test.
A speed test measures upload and download speeds.
Upload Speed – The speed which you can move data from your computer to the Internet. Example: Uploading an html page to a website.
Download Speed – The speed with which you move data from the Internet to your computer. Example: Downloading cute cat pics!
[caption id="attachment_1944" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Don't let slow download speeds deny you kittens![/caption]
You’ll notice the download speed is larger than the upload speed. That makes sense, considering most of us are going to be downloading rather than uploading content.
How Do Speed Tests Work?
Speed tests simply measure how long it takes for information to travel from the Internet to your computer.
To measure the download speed, the test determines the time it takes for a file to move from the test server on the web to your computer.
To measure the upload speed, the test determines how long it takes to upload a file from your computer to the test server.
What Are Mbps?
For some reason I am determined to call them mega beeps, which is why I have that Missy Elliott song “Rain” in my head now (beep beep..who’s got the keys to the jeep…vroooom). If you want your Internet to go as fast as Missy’s jeep, you need lots of Mbps… which stand for mega bits.
Internet speed is measured in 'megabits per second', or Mbps.
One “bit” is a unit of data.
Since bits are teensy tiny things, you need many “megabits” to get things rolling.
A megabit is a million little bits moving through broadband space, hauling those cute cat pics back and forth.
Keeping with this logic, the more megabits per second you have, the quicker the online magic happens.
Or in more technical terms – a higher Mbps speed means faster download times, faster loading pages and streaming music and videos are less likely to buffer.
How's My Speed?
I clocked in at 18mbps for downloads and 6.08mbps for uploads. That's average. If I wanted to get into hardcore online gaming or video editing I would up the speed. But for my cute cat pic downloads, it's decent.
What Are Pings?
A ping is how fast you get a response after you send out a request.  A ping under 120ms is decent and I'm at 52. Like mbps, ms is another measurement for teensy tiny things... in this case, milliseconds. My system receives a response within 52 milliseconds. I can live with that!
Time for a musical interlude...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHcyJPTTn9w
  That Means I Just Need A Fast Connection For A Super Fast Download Speed, Right?
Oh no, no no...that would make it waaaay too easy.
There are other forces on the Internet that depending on circumstances may be friend or foe.
Read on for adventures in….
What Speeds You Up… Or Slows You Down
Internet Connection – How you connect to the Internet matters. Cable and fiber optics move data back and forth very fast. If you are using dial up… I don’t even know how you are reading this except for verrrrrry slowwwwly.
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    Your Provider – The mega companies dominate the market for a reason – their technology is everywhere. Smaller companies mean less servers and a slower connection. It hurts, but shell out the big bucks and go with a larger provider.
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  Time Frame – If you decide to download videos at 7 pm in Ottawa, go ahead. Just be aware that thousands of your fellow urban dwellers are doing that, too. Just like an interstate at rush hour, the amount of users clogging up the Internet impacts speed.
Remind Me - Why Am I Doing This?
Because if you work at home and you’re paying for a super pimp connection, it’s good to know you’re getting what you pay for.
Even with all the other forces at work delaying your cute cat pics, your connection speed should be within the range you were promised at sign up.
It’s also a great way to troubleshoot. If your download speed is fast but you’re still experiencing slowness with videos, you can now look at your connection, ISP or time frame to assess your options.
Summary
When you work from home, Internet speed is vital to your success in communicating with clients and transferring data back and forth. Now that you understand what the speed test measures and what it means, you'll have a better idea of how to manage your system for the best results.
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1: My name? Alisha. 2: Do I have any nicknames? lisha 3: Zodiac sign? gemini 4: Video game I play to chill, not to win? anything mario 5: Book/series I reread? none lol 6: Aliens or ghosts? aliens 7: Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write? what 8: Favourite radio station? the popular ones 9: Favourite flavour of anything? chocolate for sure 10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great? amazing 11: Favourite song? i hate those kinds of questions 12: The question you ask new friends to get to know them better? what they do for work... that's what happens when you're 30 😝 13: Favourite word? butthole 14: The last person who hurt me, did I forgive them? i always forgive 15: Last song I listened to? i think it was a jack black song cos camren was playing it. 16: TV show I always recommend? vikings! 17: Pirates or ninjas? ninjas 18: Movie I watch when I'm feeling down? probably something depressing. not anything to help lol 19: Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song? it always changes. 20: Favourite video games? anything mario or easy like that 21: What am I most afraid of? not living my life to the fullest 22: A good quality of mine? i'm an amazing girlfriend haha 23: A bad quality of mine? i lie a lot 24: Cats or dogs? cats! 25: Actor/actress you trust enough to watch whatever they're in? so many good ones! i really love natalie portman for an actress and i'm absolutely in love with travis fimmel and charlie hunnam 26: Favourite season? winter 27: Am I in a relationship? yes 28: Something I miss? being young 29: My best friend? my boyfriend 30: Eye colour? brown 31: Hair colour? brown 32: Someone I love? camren 33: Someone I trust? i wanna say camren but even he's hid some big things from me in the past couple years... so that's iffy 34: Someone I always think about? buying things lol 35: Am I excited about anything? a better future 36: My current obsession? ginger tea 37: Favourite TV shows as a child? eurekas castle maybe? i can't remember 38: Do I have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to? i tell camren almost everything. i'm with him all the time anyway 39: Am I superstitious? not really 40: What do I think about most? being a better person 41: Do I have any strange phobias? i'm claustrophobic for sure 42: Do I prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? behind! but i wanna try and be in front this year when camren starts his youtube channel 43: Favourite hobbies? i'm boring so idk lol 44: Last book I read? it's been years 45: Last film I watched? ps i love you 46: Do I play any instruments? nope 47: Favourite animal? kitties 48: Top 5 blog on Tumblr that I follow? uh 49: Superpower I wish I could have? fly! disappear as well 50: How do I destress? lay in bed and watch tv 51: Do I like confrontation? not at all ugh. the worst 52: When do I feel most at peace? when i'm at home and it's quiet. like right now. 53: What makes me smile? i laugh at everything so it doesn't take much to make me smile 54: Do I sleep with the lights on or off? off. i need it pitch black 55: Play any sports? ew what 56: What is my song of the week? lights "lucky ones" 57: Favourite drink? pellagrino sparkling water in pomegranate. although it's more like a soda than sparkling water 58: When did I last send a handwritten letter to somebody? it's been a long time but i signed something and mailed it out recently haha 59: Afraid of heights? a little. i was pretty terrified when i went to the top of the sky tree in tokyo (2nd tallest building in the world might i add) 60: Pet peeve? messy people 61: What was the last concert I went to see? i don't remember. i hope to see a good one this year tho. 62: Am I vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian? nope. just ate pork last night! 63: What occupation did I want to do when I was younger? nurse. still a possibility if camren gets more business and i can quit my job... do school full time. 64: Have I ever had a friend turn enemy? sort of. enemies for a little while but forgave each other. i still hold a little bit of a grudge lol. 65: What fictional universe would I like to be a part of? something futuristic 66: Something I worry about? getting pregnant before my life is stable 67: Scared of the dark? nah 68: Who are my best friends? cheddar and jonathan 69: What do I admire most about others? being their own motivators. a will to get shit done. being able to drive and have a car lol. 70: Can I sing? a little bit. that's another thing i'll be working on this year 71: Something I wish I could do? drive 72: If I won the lottery, what would I do? pay of mine and my families debt. 73: Have I ever skipped school? yeah 74: Favourite place on the planet? japan 75: Where do I want to live? id stay here in los angeles but other than that probably japan 76: Do I have any pets? two cats 77: What is my current desktop picture? some guild wars thing camren changes out here and there. it's his computer 78: Early bird or night owl? early bird 79: Sunsets or sunrise? sunsets. im not that early of a bird 80: Can I drive? hell to the no 81: Story behind my last kiss? that's private lol 82: Earphones or headphones? headphones 83: Have I ever had braces? twice 84: Story behind one of my scars? they aren't very exciting 85: Favourite genre of music? i hate this question too 86: Who is my hero? i dunno 87: Favourite comic book character? not a comic book fan 88: What makes me really angry? what doesn't make me angry? haha 89: Kindle or real book? real book 90: Favourite sporty activity? i don't do sports. i like to watch hockey tho. 91: What is one thing that isn’t taught in schools that should be? money management 92: What was my favourite subject at school? art 93: Siblings? two younger sisters 94: What was the last thing I bought? a water bottle 95: How tall am I? 5'1 96: Can I cook? barley. just a couple of things i've done over and over like chicken and veggies or eggs 97: Can I bake? my oven doesn't work but if it did there's a bunch of things i'd love to try 98: 3 things I love? my cats, my home, and my boyfriend 99: 3 things I hate? living with a bunch of people, being tickled, being on the freeway 100: Do I have more girl friends or boy friends? i think it's pretty even 101: Who do I get on with better, girls or boys? boys. i've always loved hanging out with boys better 102: Where was I born? southern california 103: Sexual orientation? bi curious but never had a chance to explore the other side unfortunately 104: Where do I currently live? north hollywood california 105: Last person I texted? camren. he texted me from the other room to bring him coffee 😒 106: Last time I cried? maybe a week ago? 107: Guilty pleasure? menchies froyo 108: Favourite Youtuber? jaclyn hill 109: A photo of myself. probably my profile pic 110: Do I like selfies? not really. i'm pretty bad at them 111: Favourite game app? i don't play games on my phone 112: My relationship with my parents? it's good 113: Favourite accents? british 114: A place I have not been but wish to visit? new york ( 30th bday tho!! ) 115: Favourite number? 4 116: Can I juggle? no lol 117: Am I religious? no but i do have faith 118: Do I like space? it's a little scary, especially black holes 119: Do I like the deep ocean? i dunno 120: Am I much of a daredevil? no way 121: Am I allergic to anything? i think cats a little bit 122: Can I curl my tongue?ya 123: Can I wiggle my ears? no 124: Do I like clowns? they're okay 125: The Beatles or Elvis? the beatles 126: My current project? reinstating my pharmacy tech certification ( different from my tech license, i can work anywhere as opposed to just retail) 127: Am I a bad loser? no 128: Do I admit when I wrong? not really lol 129: Forest or beach? beach 130: Favourite piece of advice? none 131: Am I a good liar? yeah lol. i've lied about so much shit 132: Hogwarts house / Divergent faction / Hunger Games district? i dunno. the only one i've watched all the way through was the hunger games and i don't even remember who was in what district 133: Do I talk to myself? sometimes. mostly in my brain 134: Am I very social? nope 135: Do I like gossip? yeah 136: Do I keep a journal/diary? no 137: Have I ever hopelessly failed a test? All the time 138: Do I believe in second chances? yes 139: If I found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would I do? keep it lol. i'm a bad person and i love money 140: Do I believe people are capable of change? yes 141: Have I ever been underweight? yes when i was a freshman in highschool cos i got really sick and lost a bunch of weight. i was 96lbs. 142: Am I ticklish? very and don't you ever fuckin try to tickle me cos it pissed me the fuck off 😘 143: Have I ever been in a submarine? no way. claustrophobia 144: Have I ever been on a plane? yes. i used to be terrified but now i love it! traveling is awesome. i love the whole process. 145: In a film about my life, who would I cast as myself, friends and family? i'm too tired to answer this 146: Have I ever been overweight? i wouldn't consider myself overweight but i am the heaviest i've ever been. 147: Do I have any piercings? ears and nose 148: Which fictional character do I wish was real? jax from sons of anarchy 149: Do I have any tattoos? 3 but i want them removed 150: What is the best decision I have made in life so far? pursuing a career 151: Do I believe in Karma? yes 152: Do I wear glasses or contacts? nope. i have perfect vision 153: What was my first car? lol 154: Do I want children? yes. hopefully in the next 4-5 years. maybe sooner 😇 155: Who is the most intelligent person I know? camren is pretty fuckin smart. it blows me away sometimes. 156: My most embarrassing memory? it was probably something i did while drunk 157: What makes me nostalgic? old music 158: Have I ever pulled an all-nighter? yes. last time was the night before my flight to japan and it was because i was so excited and nervous. 159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty? brains duhhh 160: What colour mostly dominates my wardrobe? black 😁 161: Have I ever had a paranormal experience? i don't think so. other than hearing weird noises at night 162: What do I hate most about myself? lack of motivation to do better 163: What do I love most about myself? i'm funny 164: Do I like adventure? yes 165: Do I believe in fate?yes 166: Favourite animal? cat 167: Have I ever been on radio? no 168: Have I ever been on TV? no 169: How old am I? 29 170: One of my favourite quotes? this too shall pass 171: Do I hold grudges? yes 172: Do I trust easily? no 173: Have I learnt from my mistakes? nope lol 174: Best gift I’ve ever received? my trip to japan 175: Do I dream? yes 176: Have I ever had a night terror? sort of. camren gets them often 177: Do I remember my dreams, and what is one that comes to mind? i used to have recurring dreams of being in a train that crashes 178: An experience that has made me stronger? my mother being an extreme alcoholic for many years. that toughened me up a lot. 179: If I were immortal, what would I do? kill bad people 180: Do I like shopping? i'm addicted to shopping 181: If I could get away with a crime, what would I choose to do? rob a bank 182: What does “family” mean to me? stuff 183: What is my spirit animal? lol so stupid 184: How do I want to be remembered? just loving 185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose? driving!! 186: What is my greatest failure? my debt 187: What is my greatest achievement? making a dream come true! 188: Love or money? love 189: Love or career? love 190: If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go? viking era 191: What makes me the happiest? money 192: What is “home” to me? LA 193: What motivates me? money 194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be? i love you 195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens? not really 196: A movie that scared me as a child? exorcist 197: Something I hated as a child that I like now? brussel sprouts 198: Zombies or vampires? zombies! 199: Live in the city or suburbs? suburbs 200: Dragons or wizards? dragons 201: A nightmare that has stayed with me? my mom dying 202: How do I define love? shut up 203: Do I judge a book by its cover? yes. it's a flaw of mine 204: Have I ever had my heart broken? sort of. i think i've just been really hurt and it affected me. but i've done most of the heart breaking. i've only been dumped in high school. 205: Do I like my handwriting? i have terrible handwriting 206: Sweet or savoury? both 207: Worst job I’ve had? bakery 208: Do I collect anything? make up and sunglasses 209: Item of clothing or jewellery you’ll never see me without? sunglasses and this necklace i haven't taken off in almost a year 210: What is on my bucket list? going back to japan! 211: How do I handle anger? not very well 212: Was I named after anyone? nope 213: Do I use sarcasm a lot? yes 214: What TV character am I most like? daria 215: What is the weirdest talent I have? i can't make money disappear faster than anyone i know lol 216: Favourite fictional character? i dunno
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