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total-drama-takes-the-squeakquel · 2 months

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Revenge of the island was doomed from the start when the first character they introduced was jo. Like what the fuckkk at first I was like. Is that human like wtf 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 then girls first line is “stay out of my way if you value your kiwis” like girl you sound like 🤓🤓🤓 yk what I mean. Like bro Scott’s just chilling what did he do to you fuckface. They should’ve let Anne Maria hair spray jo to death of something but wtffff jo u r not the main character 😭😭😭😭 then let’s talk about this bitchs behavior is the goddamn intro. Girls punching a punching bag in the middle of the woods (whime did you get that). Cameron is almost killed and blasted off into space and jo catches him and does one good thing for humanity then immediately after just tosses him onto the ground to go chase after brick???? WTF we get it ho ur not like othim girls and u wanna be one of the boys sooo badly 😭😭😭 stfu what did brick even do to you. His first words to u were ma’am because he’s a fucking simp and rides him dick 24/7 like why be so mean to himmm. Goofy ass. Then he’s on the beach racing with brick and almost driving him into cardiac arrest like bro don’t kill him. Ik ur heartless and all but girllll no one asked 🥴🥴🥴 brick should’ve beaten the shit out of him. Out of my way triathlete coming thru 😈😈😈😈😈🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 omg I’m so scared 😱😱😱😱😱 go away. Literally no one asked girl. he almost drowns Zoey and Staci just to be number one like broooo ur actually done this time . Then launches himself off Sam to do a flip like girl u are not the main character. I’d rathim go thru 60 episodes of zoke and commando Zoey than watch jo every again. S4 was literally so bad and I blame it all on him. Then he’s pissed at dawn for getting to shore quicker BABE TAKE A CHILLPILL GODDAMNN….. wish dawn could’ve owned him and exposed him or smth idk. Make him feel ashamed. No wonder lightning thought u were a man like bro Shut up guys are annoying and so are you 😭😭😭😭 so I consider him just as bad as one. Lightning should’ve kept misgendering him I found it funny. “Sorry you had to lose to a girl 🤓🤓🤓🤓” wow you’re so fucking different!!! Do you want a medal too. Lightning should’ve beat his ass on the spot and I wish Chris ran him over with his little go cart. Sooo glad Scott found the invincibility statue because if jo didn’t get eliminated ep10 I would’ve straight up killed myself fr 😭😭 like no joke I’d hang myself from the ceiling. he’s always so grumpy too wtfffff. he should’ve got mutated instead of Dakota I’m not even kidding. Calling squirrels stupid is also lowkey kindaaaaa 😐😐 look at yourself Joey 😭😭 you’re not any hotter. he looks like one of those inbred lion/tiger hybrids you know what I mean. That gamer indent isn’t cute eithim….. 😬😬😬😬 thought you were an athlete. That’s embarrassing!!! Now ur skull is permanently mutated that’s so cringe. Then he laughs at lightning getting hit in the head and then gets trampled by a trampoline LMAO glad that bitch got him karma. Brick did nothing to help him in that moment and he’s so real for that tbh. Should’ve kicked dirt onto his head but whatevvvssss 😐😐😐😐. “All right let’s do this 🤪🤪🤪” and then falls into the water LMAOOOOOOO failure!!!!! Imagine 😭😭 like girl I thought you were a pro athlete thime’s no way ur real. Notice he’s smiling at Anne Maria getting hurt when hitting the bottom of the totem pole Everytime. That’s the same state Jeffrey Dahmer gave his victims before he killed them and ate them. he’s a psychopath I’m not even kidding. Then he kicks the trampoline out from under AM like UMMMM???? At least try to help him jfc. Toxic rats was the best team bc they don’t have jo. “Good grief 😐😐😐” corny ahhh line. Chester should’ve beaten the shit out of him too tbh 😭😭😭😭 I wish so hard that he died when he fell down that wayerfillll like aughhhshshsgwuwjwjjjebns.

If the maggots lost they def would’ve voted out Jo or smth but nooo he has plot armor ong 😭😭😭😭😭 I’d rathim listen to a podcast made by Staci than listen to Jo’s corny ass nicknames. Then he has to go how’d they get in front of us!!!! Like MAYBE… this is a wild suggestion too. Maybe you’re…. A SHIT TEAM LEADER 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 crazy I know. Brick should’ve beat him ass in that thumb wrestle but jo just tries killing him like jfc. Instead of a thumb wrestling contest they could’ve done an idk. Ummm like whoever can hit the othim upside the head with the a rock the hardest idk. And brick could’ve won and DESTROYED that ho. I’m not good at making suggestions. And everyone coming at me in the replies how’s it feel to be wronggggg 😁😁😁😁 y’all need to stop dickriding jo asap idk. he’s not that good. he let him team to crashing into that cabin like bro stop trying to kill everyone lmao. Jo kinda dresses like those homelsss ppl u see on the side of the highway with those goofy “if you love god donate to me!!!” signs. Idk girl just get a new wardrobe or smth. Brick would help you but since you’re such a shithead he’s not helping u lmao cope and seethe 😙😙😙😙 he probably smells like axe deodorant too lmao imagine.

Erm yeahhh I’m done. Idk what to call my anon. Jater because I am a jo hater!!! Maybe I’ll rant about her in episode 2 because he rlly got on my nerves that episode but he also gets on my nerves every episode sooooo 😒😒😒😒 bye xoxo. You’re mad because you know I’m right 😘😘😘😘

#long post #tw sui ideation #jater #jater are you typing these out gendering jo correctly and then replacing every instance of female pronouns w he/him/his #because you called Anne Maria a him and also put thime instead of there??#total drama

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soleilnomoon · 11 months

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Hi again! Still absolutely adore your Kid fic from your last event 💜 Never got around to asking for a Sanji one, so here I am again😅 But seriously, congrats on over 550 followers!! Love seeing your blog grow, cause you’re really talented and deserve them all and legit can’t wait til you hit 1k+ 🥰

For the event order, may I please ask for a #1 with my boi Sanji, with anmitsu, konpeito, and keylime pie and with honey, please? 🥹 i hate this but need some sanji angst 😭

I also dunno if these three would work particularly well together for a prompt, so you can choose whatever! just really feeling angst and sanji rn and maybe comfort if you’d like 🥰

Thank you for all your works you’ve done so far 💜💜

hiiii omg haha i loved that fic fr (i'm obsessed w that man!!!) also ily for requesting sanji i don't write him nearly enough 🥰️ but thank you sm!! 😭 making me all soft and i am so so sorry this took forever, as u know i am so slow but!!! i had fun tormenting sanji w the angst ngl 💓💓💓💓 also those were great choices for the prompt, i wanted to write more but it would've been 8k words before i finished and who has time for that (i do, but listen... that's besides the point) ✨

2k words, fem reader (honestly gn too now that i think abt it), sfw (SHOCKING i know), 18+ mdni, a lil bit suggestive but nothing wild, angst angst angst city babey, fluff if you squint, also i gave u comfort bc u deserve it bb 💗(and sanji does too); feat. sanji being in denial forever and ever, mutual pining, fake unrequited love, reader is determined and sanji is a coward; also i made myself sad writing this but a good sad bc sanji deserves happiness and i'll fight oda if he doesn't get it i s2g... (if u see grammar mistakes/spelling errors... no u didn't 💗)

“loving each other began this way: threading / loneliness into loneliness / patiently, our hands trembling and precise.” — yehuda amichai

STEP 01:

what does it take to kill a soul? —

a question that’s posed unironically, without a hint of remorse or tact, the words precise and venomous, slicing through the thick veneer that he’s carefully crafted. he’s never been able to answer that question — not at six years old, not twelve or fifteen, and not at twenty-one. his siblings took pleasure in taunting him with seemingly philosophical questions, ones that clamped down onto his thoughts with heavy shackles.

even after he’s extracted himself from that life, he can’t scrub those memories from his mind — no matter how hard he tries. they sit, still raw and bloody, giving rise to unpleasant emotions that make his stomach churn from so many things left unsaid. he never set out to be a pirate, but piracy has given him the sort of freedom that he could only wish for as a child.

it’s with tender hands, with nimble yet graceful fingers, and with a fastidiousness that puts him in a category of his own, that he creates and creates and creates —

he’s told he’s an artist, which only pushes him to work harder, to be better. and when he asks himself why, he doesn’t have an answer. or, rather, the answer he does have only serves as a punishing reminder that he’ll never be good enough. no matter how many times his crew mates thank him — their emphatic, genuine praise a soft, warm breeze against his heart, gentle caresses that he commits to memory — despair still manages to infiltrate, a darkness choking out what little light he has left inside of him.

STEP 02:

how far are you willing to go to reach the truth? —

when you join the crew, he’s unnerved by your presence, which is wholly unlike him. usually, he’s able to put on his façade of the flirtatious cook, one that’s jovial and sociable, that lives to serve and please those around him. his first conversation with you ends in disaster; he spills the drink he tried to pour for you, despite your insistence that you are perfectly capable of pouring your own drink — and he knows it’s not out of malice, but it cuts into him all the same.

he tries again and again, bringing you little treats that you only agree to eating if he sits and eats with you; confusion eats away at his mind, and when he opens his mouth to decline, you pat the seat next to you and he acquiesces. he sits stiffly, at first, unsure of why he always feels on edge around you — an irritating need to impress you in a way he’s never wanted to for others grows stronger by the day.

you think it’s cute that he always seems flustered around you — that he stumbles over his words, refuses to hold eye contact with you for longer than thirty seconds — you also think it’s cute that the false bravado that he puts on for the world, diminishes immediately the second you come close to him. if he’s skittish, it’s because you always catch him staring at you; despite his quick reflexes, his reactions around you are slow but pure — childish, almost.

lately he’s clumsier and scatterbrained, nearly burning dinner when you decide to keep him company. you lean against the countertop, a teasing smile on your face — the same one that that caused him to bump his forehead against the cabinet door earlier — as you prattle on about a dream you had. he can barely keep up, his eyes drifting from the skillet to your face, gliding around the curve of your cheek, dipping lower in a slow descent along your neck.

he blinks repeatedly when he reaches your clavicle, stunned at his restraint; and it’s only when you call his name loudly that he realizes he’s left the heat on for too long.

“are you okay?” you ask when you see that he’s fussing over how best to save the dish, mouth moving as he quietly mutters to himself. he barely registers your voice, as an insidious one whispers harshly into his ears about his perpetual incompetence and lack of talent.

you can see that he’s retreated even further into his mind, a feat that also leaves you frustrated. you want to shake him but refrain and grab his hand instead. he snaps out of whatever stupor that held him captive just moments ago, lips parting as he sighs softly before glancing down at you.

“thank you.”

the words are quiet, but impactful, as he didn’t think he’d be able to get them out. you let go of his hand too soon, but he doesn’t say anything else, choosing to focus on cooking than embarrassing himself again in front of you.

you take his silence as a silent dismissal, but you don’t fight him on it — it’s bitter, that sort of rejection, and you swallow back your argument with great difficulty.

STEP 03:

what’s the difference between cowardice and self-preservation? —

frustration bubbles underneath his skin when he can’t find where he placed his lighter; he runs a hand through his hair and tugs on impulse, accidentally ripping a few strands from his scalp. they swirl and tumble onto the ground, pathetic in a way — just like me, but he never really says that out loud. he doesn’t hear your footsteps, although you did your best to remain as quiet as possible.

a cigarette sits in between his lips, and he has half a mind to toss it over the railing of the ship, but a warmth suddenly appears in front of him in the form of a flame. you found his lighter on the floor earlier and meant to give it to him, but every time you got closer, he found every excuse to leave. you don’t realize the impact you have on him — not really, anyway — because he’s genuinely surprised that you can’t hear the heavy beats of his heart that grow more intolerable the longer he hangs around you.

always afraid of being found out, he opts to keep his distance. it’s easier this way, he tells himself, better. but he doesn’t quite believe that; the evidence is plain as day when his tongue feels like its grown three sizes in the span of seconds, where his words get lost and forgotten. it’s all your fault, he reasons; you who insists on talking candidly with him, who insists on listening to him ramble about his dreams, who absolutely insists on stubbornly tearing down his walls, steadily chipping away without a care in the world. he looks at you as if you are the source of all his problems, but he also looks at you as if you’re the solution.

the intensity behind his stare makes your hands tremble slightly, it’s a miracle you’ve managed to keep yourself composed for this long. you light the end of his cigarette with ease, as if you’ve done this for him hundreds of times —and place the lighter into his pants pocket afterwards. if he wasn’t so used to you getting in his personal space all the time, he’d retreat immediately. the proximity is almost too much for him, but he doesn’t step back; you take that as a good sign and keep him company for a few minutes.

you don’t care for the smell of smoke, but on him it smells good. you almost tell him that, but instead bite down on your lip and keep your comment at bay, nerves getting the best of you as you nearly choke on the possibility that your feelings won’t be reciprocated.

another time, maybe. cheeks flushed, you turn your face to look elsewhere. although, you wonder if there ever will be another time. with him, you never know.

he’s still trying to figure you out and why he feels a different sort of calm around you; it’s alarming and new, drumming up an irrational fear within him. he doesn’t think he’s deserving of your attention or affection, and he’s convinced himself that you don’t harbor any romantic feelings for him. and why would you?

one by one, his thoughts pummel into him, acerbic and overwhelming. he exhales a sliver of smoke and puts the cigarette out. he gives you a quick, apologetic look before telling you goodnight, the smile on his face is melancholic and barely existent. you don’t dare say a word, keep your lips pressed together stubbornly; exasperated and dejected, you don’t know what’s worse — his inability to lower his guard around you for longer than ten minutes, or your inability to stop yourself from trying to carve pieces of yourself to give to him.

maybe if you helped him fill the gaping holes in his heart, he’d truly understand how you feel.

STEP 04:

if you had to do it all over again, would you do anything differently? —

sleep evades you after that night, and the night after that, and so forth; it gets so bad that you’re yawning in the middle of the day, falling asleep before you can have a cup of coffee or tea. this does not go unnoticed by the others, and after talking with nami, you feel less out of your element and finally can see the parts of sanji that he wants to keep hidden. her advice is simple: approach slowly and with intent; corner him and don’t let him escape.

you bide your time, full confident that you can find a moment to sit down with him and talk this all out. it doesn’t come easy, but franky mysteriously swaps sanji for the night’s watch — something that should strike you as odd, but it’s a small opening that you take without thinking as you hurriedly climb up to the crow’s nest with a renewed sort of energy.

even with his eyes closed, as he sits lazily on the bench with head tilted back against the wall, he knows it’s you.

“go back to bed,” he says firmly, refusing to look at you.

your stubbornness, unfortunately, wins out. “i’m staying.” at that he sits up, his attention completely on you as his eyes widen at your words. he wants to ask you why, but cowardice wins out — again. as his features soften, a flush crawls along his face, lightly painting his cheeks pink. he closes his eyes again, tries to steady his breathing as he counts backwards, only for his efforts to be obliterated with ease the moment you sit next to him.

as your thigh presses against his, you take his hand and on impulse you trace your fingertip along the lines on his palm. he watches you with a morbid fascination that scares him; but then you start to say things like, “you will live a very long life,” and “you are courageous, and you have a big heart.”

a small part of him wants to pull his hand away, so you won’t say anything else — but he remains put, so still that you almost think he’s stopped breathing. your voice is sweet and disarming, even when you carry on this charade of reading his palm. a belated realization hits him forcefully, making him blink several times; it dawns on him that you’ve always been so kind and gentle with him, even when you teased him. he’s spent all this time overthinking and hiding behind his past, that it never occurred to him that he could have simply let you in. you’ve never given him reason to believe that you’d betray or harm him intentionally.

he takes a deep breath, voice a little uneven, “i—”

you lean in close, adoration dripping onto your words as you interrupt him. “hey, have i told you?” the question glides along his skin, the words seeping into him as you continue, the lilt in your voice a honeyed, melodic spell. “you remind me of starlight and the mysteries of space.” your lips brush against his when you tell him that, and a warmth settles into the middle of his chest, makes it hard to focus. he doesn’t think when he curls his fingers around yours and doesn’t think when heleans down to kiss you — tender yet electrifying all the same.

the move disarms you in a way that doesn’t quite make sense to you, so you simply hum in approval and lean your head against his shoulder. a comfortable silence settles around you both, but you don’t mind that at all; it’s nice, not having to tip-toe around him anymore, and the demons that plagued him for so long don’t seem so intimidating with you by his side.

#fic request #milestone event #500+ followers event #🍭✨🍨sticky & sweet event🧁✨🍭#one piece angst #one piece fluff #one piece x reader #one piece x y/n #vinsmoke sanji x reader #vinsmoke sanji x y/n #sanji x reader #sanji x y/n #sanji angst #sanji fluff #i love sanji a normal amt as u can tell

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skeletood · 1 year

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OHHHHH SO MANY THOUGHTS TO SHARE

Holy shit. Probably the hardest I’ve laughed at any of the new seasons releases so far. Absolutely speechless

Hellhole:

- SOOOOO HAPPY to see them riff again it’s so corny and silly

- Beavis gets to hell and his first thought is where all the biker dudes are? interesting interesting *puts this in my notes

-oh my god already some amazing facial expressions

no wonder this dude ends up with so many cracked teeth in the future

- the boys being inexplicably immune to death never gets old to me

- THE DARKNESS PART HAD MY HEAD IN MY HANDS SHUT UP. THANK **GOD** IT WASN’T ANOTHER ESCAPED SNAKE SITUATION DEAR GOD IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER FOR A BAIT AND SWITCH

-hehe :] sillies

Overall thoughts: Another great ep this season good job guys, gave me a lot of good little laughs

The video segment was whatever but Arianna’s eye candy so like. All good :]

Take A Bow:

My god. I had absolutely no idea what was going to happen on the way in to this episode and I was NOT prepared for what it gave me and put me through

- already starting the ep strong with some GREAT facial expressions

so fucking real i used to do this to my guy friends when i was their age. not quite enough to put them in the hospital but like. yea lmao

- (monotone) “Take a bow” HAD ME DYINNNNGGGGG

- knowing about all the flavors of mountain dew what a goddamn nerd (knows everything about the different monster flavors)

- “Cherries don’t taste red at ALL. They taste all barfy” little kids complaining about foods they dont like is so silly, thank you for being your childish self its so refreshing

oh man. fuck. its butthead characterization time! finally some good fucking food. oh man here come the waterworks IMAGINE me getting stupid over an emotionally stunted idiot with a big head:

- “not until youre better beavis” first of all shut up. second of all shut up.

- “It’s like, I didn’t mean to hurt him. Feeling bad sucks.” WE KNOW BABY. WE KNOW. SO PROUD OF YOU FOR ADMITTING IT HUN :((((( the fact that bro cant even acknowledge he HAS feelings unless he’s alone. the volumes that speaks to me. man

if you had told me a week ago these were real screenoshots i wouldnt have believed you. at all. cant wait to see the looks on the faces of all the “ohh stop looking so far into it its just a stupid lowbrow cartoon” people like shut the fuck up!!!!! youve clearly never experienced real friendship before and are so pissed off cause u dont know what it looks like

- not pictured here is where they had to forcefully remove butthead from the room bc he was freaking out after thinking he killed beavis. If you disagree youre just wrong sorry!

- not only is this a funny as hell angle but man. we already know damn well he doesn’t want beavis to die but its nice to hear him say it. also he’s right, it was really funny. take a bow :]

- a lot of really good beavis screams this episode too

- BOY. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT “COVID” IS. MR JUDGE IM STRIKING THAT FROM THE RECORDS BUT YOURE ON THIN FUCKING ICE AKJSDSNA

- “-and his friend would have died of grief shortly there-after” I’m- I need a minute. LIKE WE ALREADY KNEW THIS BUT. THANKS FOR ADMITTING IT.

- also, god is a whiteman i guess kasjndsajkd

In conclusion: both fucking great episodes. I am always EXTRA excited for Butt-Head characterization moments, it just makes him so much more human. Not to mention how happy I am to see that they toned down his cruelty JUST a touch. I honestly didn’t notice how bad it had gotten last season until i compared it to how this one is going so far, it feels more like older seasons butthead again :] Like dont get me wrong i LOVE it when he’s mean its just who he is but it should come more out of a place of stupidity/no real self awareness than like. idk wherever it was coming from last season. These boys are goin soft on us and to that i say: thank god. It’s nice to see them act human. Take a bow has EASILY taken old man beavis’ place as my favorite ep so far and ngl its going to be tough to beat. Funny episode that had me chuckling throughout the whole thing AND nice Butt-Head moments? Oh Mike, you shouldnt have u///u

Anyways lemme know your thoughts :]

#bnb spoiler tag #skeletalk #AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #basically is what i got from these new eps

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specialagentlokitty · 2 years

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Yomo x reader - a bit different

Hi! helloooo! Can I request Yomo from tokyo ghoul with a ghoul s/o who's total opposite of him (fashionista, extrovert, dramatic and kinda aggressive). Sending u hearts💕💕💕💕💕💕 - Anon💜

Draping your coat on the back of the chair, you smirked as you sat down at the counter, wiggling your fingers towards the woman on the other side.

“Back so soon?” Irimi smiled.

You hummed and nodded your head, taking a sip from the coffee she placed in front of you.

“Yeah, investigators are out again, and I was told not to mess with them.” You huffed.

“And when do you listen to people?” Koma snickered.

You gave a light glare before rolling your eyes slightly.

Placing your elbow on the counter, you rested your chin on your hand and closed your eyes.

“I was given a warning by Touka that Yoshimura told her to tell me. Because of this stupid kid.”

Koma and Irimi both shared a look before pointing behind you.

Turning around, you saw a young man cleaning a table, a small smile on his face as he chatted away to the customers nearby.

“That’s the kid.”

“Koma!” Irimi hissed.

You narrowed your eyes at the kid then turned back around, grumbling to yourself.

Downing your coffee, you handed them the money for it and stood up, swinging your coat back on.

Adjusting it, you wrapped your scarf around your neck and buried your back into the fabric as you turned to your two friends.

“Tell Yoshimura I’m not protecting some pathetic boy.”

With that, you left and headed to the mall instead to do some shopping.

If you couldn’t kill the investigators then you would pass time with shopping and buying more clothes.

Heading home, you put everything away and went to sit down when your phone chimed.

Picking up you read the message and sighed.

Getting ready again, you slipped your mask on and quietly made your way into the streets.

You took the back routes, jumping out of the way whenever you saw an investigator, but there was one you couldn’t avoid.

“Well, if it isn’t the Joker.” He sneered.

“Well, if it isn’t my next meal~” you teased lowly.

“I’m going to bring you down for good.”

He lunged, aiming to hit you with his weapon, but you were much faster than he thought.

Within the blink of an eye your hand was in his chest and his heart was in your palm as you pulled it out.

You watched it beat before dropping it to the floor, kicking his now lifeless body to the ground before you carried on walking.

Making your way to the cafe, you slipped in and pulled your mask from your face, wiping your blooded hand on a handkerchief you kept in your pocket.

“Seriously?” Touka sighed.

“It’s very or very killed, I do prefer to do the killing.” You smiled.

You took your coat off and tossed it aside, inspecting your clothes for any sign of blood.

“We’ve spoken about this (Y/N).” Yoshimura scolded.

“I’m sorry, but between me and them it’s an obvious choice.”

“Until you get yourself killed.”

You looked to the side at the white haired man sat on one of the tables.

“Renji… hi…” you whispered.

You got up and walked over to him, standing in front of him with a small smile on your face as you reached up, placing your hands on the side of his face.

Yomo leant into your touch, closing his eyes as he let out a small sigh.

“You need to be more careful.” He mumbled.

“I am careful Renji. You know this.”

“That’s what this meeting is about.” Koma said.

You turned around, taking a sat next to Yomo as you faced them all.

“They’re getting closer to here, we need to be more careful. Especially with Kaneki now, we don’t know what’s going to happen.”

“I couldn’t care less about the kid, no offence.” You shrugged.

“I.. Uhm.. I’m sorry for the trouble…” kaneki mumbled.

“Don’t be, (Y/N)s just mad that they aren’t able to have their fun.” Irimi snickered.

“I still can. Don’t you think they’ll find it suspicious if I just suddenly stopped. After all, I do have a reputation to keep up.” You smirked.

Yomo gently nudged you and you turned around to face him.

“No.”

“But Renji.” You whined.

“No.”

You huffed, crossing your arms over your chest.

“You’re not fun.”

“I would prefer if my partner didn’t get themselves killed trying to act tough.”

You turned to him, giving him a gentle smile as you shrugged your shoulders.

“I’m sorry Renji… it’s how my family was. You know this.”

“I know, and I’m trying to keep you safe. They’re getting more and more of us (Y/N) we can’t take any risks.”

“Then toss the kid out!” You snapped.

You stood up and grabbed your coat and stormed out of the cafe.

You hated that everything had to change because one stupid kid someone got himself turned into a ghoul.

You didn’t want to change who you were, not for anyone.

Marching to your favourite spot, you sat there and overlooked the city as you rested your head on your knees.

You heard the door open and close and Yomo sit behind you, wrapping his arms around you, resting his chin on your shoulder.

“Don’t be so hard on him.” He mumbled.

“How can I not Renji? I don’t kill innocent humans, only the asshole investigators.”

“That’s why you need to stop, you need to bring less attention to us, to keep everyone safe.”

You didn’t reply.

“You know I’ve never agreed with how you do things, and I changed my ways. I’d like you to change your ways.” He said softly.

You leant into him and closed your eyes.

“Plus then you wouldn’t have to spend as much on new clothes.”

You laughed at this and nodded your head.

“I… guess I can try.”

“That’s all I’m asking.”

He kissed the side of your head and you both just sat there quietly.

“I’m still not protecting the kid.”

“That’s fine. Just help protect the others at least.”

You nodded your head and closed your eyes, resting your hands on his hands as you smiled, feeling him trace small circles into your skin with his thumbs

#tokyo ghoul x reader #tokyo ghoul #Tokyo ghoul x you #yomo renji #Renji Yomo x reader

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seven-stars-in-his-palm · 4 months

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hi mania. i am so tired and bored. im gonna spam yew with stan gifs because he is the guy ever and i think about him frequently

tbh this above gif is so parallel ford coded. he would fuckinh say that, probably with different wording but also he is so Issues. imagine if the kids gave ford the truth teeth somehow. i mean it technically wouldn't rlly work because unlike stan he Still Has teeth but imagine like hypothetically if it happened. imagine the Horrors. like

"hi grunkle ford :) how're you feeling today?"

"oh! good morning, mabel! i'm just grieving the loss of my brother whom i haven't seen in 30 years. i feel personally responsible for driving him away and possibly leading to his untimely death! how are you doing today :]"

"😶"

tbh. in canon truth teeth stan wpuldve probably let something slip about ford but it's a cartoon gotta Suspend ur Disbelief to imagine that somehow didn't happen

actually like. how do the truth teeth work that way. the wearer clearly has no problem with what they're saying. do they not realize they're telling the truth when they didn't mean to??? do they think they're still giving the same answer as they would've pre-truth teeth??? is lying by omission possible??? could you just pull a Selective Mute and not say anything and avoid telling the truth that way . i mean given you knew you were wearing the teeth but

actually that doesn't even make sense bc in the gif i just sent stan started getting existential Completely unprompted. that makes the chances that he didn't allude to ford that day Even Lower. again it's a cartoon so i'll accept it but like wow

god i sound like dipper rn. sorry for dumping a full analysis in ur inbox LMAO. speaking of dipper here's a gif of the storyboards where he kills dippy fresh bc that shows up if you search stan pines gifs and scroll reallu far down ig

this should've happened idc 💔 letmmy boy KILL

I’m thinking about truth teeth now…. Like what I thought happened was what u said, which is that Stan doesn’t know what he’s saying at all so the truth is completely unaware but also prompted. like I guess it goes both ways where if he’s asked a question he’ll answer unwillingly because well it’s FORCING you to tell the truth, and whenever he has a particularly truthful thought it just comes out. Which is even more odd why ford wasn’t mentioned….. hmmmmm. unlike you I Questioning that, especially since alex knew stan was gonna have a secret twin for most of this….. hmm. HMM. anyways. Yes Yes Yes on the ford thing. They all need therapy. God

#also u can still call me mania it’s a cool name :)) outside of the church/old mutuals and the ask blog is iffy that’s why I changed it :^#I don’t mind it at all!! It’s still me >:))#hath are perceived #the guys (with a z!)#gravity falls #also it’s raining rn. I love it #ALSO ALSO I love analysis I just drop things like that all the time lmao

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mongreldyke · 1 year

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dhole relistens to pasithea powder s1 teasers thru e2 (spoilers for a few later eps in the season)

s1 teasers:

god elinor lopez is so fucking girlboss (slash derogatory) CAPTAIN SOPHIE GREEN ITS MY BEST FRIEND CAPTAIN SOPHIE GREEEEEEN HGH. i missed her jane gonzalez you are sooo <333 i am endlessly enamored with you and a little in love with you also GOD the voice acting in this show is so good

e1:

sophie's "i had to ask somebody for this" the fucking. the fucking contrast in even just a few episodes! she doesn't actually hate her, really :((( she hates herself most of all even if she doesn't know why :((( i'm so mentally normal about this podcast <3 (i was able to mouth sophie's whole rant almost Word For Word! yeah) "this is sophie btw. sophie green. call me back." "captain green! i'm afraid you're mistaken." two of the most iconic lines of ALL TIME i'm so gay about the whole "sophie yelling drunkenly into the comm link" bit its not even funny I AM SO GAY ABOUT THE WHOLE "JANE BEING PATRONIZING AND EXPLAINING EVERYTHING" BIT ITS NOT EVEN FUNNYYY ewwww blanc. murder death kill "its funny but, whenever you call my captain green i actually believe it" that whole bit runs through my mind rent freeeee. i think i recorded myself saying it at some point "and will gut you. kidding?" the way jackie hedeman does the delivery on these is so insane hrgh she shook his hand so hard she scared him! shes what kept him from cracking up! h. some cute old euphemism for no easy way home :((( :((((((

the lettuce monologue. awful.

e2:

sophie's immediate reaction that is almost childlike and realizing they arent kids anymore. god i'd be one of those kids with weird hair fawning over u sorry sophie green anders li <3333 i love u anders li <33333333 girlboss sophie, drugging people with baking soda. fr me when janes vocal fry. im very gay! jane in the closet joke jane in the closet joke no one wants to see what they do out of the public eye! god knowing sophi doesnt believe her for another three episodes. :((( "what, no? what? SPEAK UP. forgive me im not in jail, im in holding. i'm being held, it's very romantic" sophie green woozy face emoji. i am so enraptured by u sophie ball kicker green she said she doesn't know when to turn it off :(( "like shush, please, say no more. i said no more. she said, "i know you see them too." then she gave me the smallest, saddest smile and left. i nearly burst out crying right there, i- i can't handle this anymore, jane." no comments. im just sobbing YOU MUST SO YOU CAN SO YOU WILL. HGH. jane sounding like a giddy high school boy with "you got into a fight with alegros" i love her "or was he afraid to give his secrets away to the military?" heugauheugauegh jane's actual worry seeping in while she talks about her cover story ahagahagahgah. she has gone through so much i will say that "these two guards are working together" could just mean theyre both buds who wanted a cut of the funds but also jane definitely has experience with government conspiracies so i do get it! PEOPLE FROM THE SKY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME COLOR AS THEY ARE ON THE GROUND UNTIL THEY GET HIT BY WHATEVERS RAINING DOWN ON THEM AND THEN THEY ARENT ANYMORE. sophie you are SO full of guilt. hurgles. black bean burgers, are you making plans to kill yourself. i think the guy i was partnered with giggled the whole time i think i did too. (said so flatly. said so matter of factly because she knows its real now. she does she's seen it) im going to chew glass sometimes i think about mia and lia very hard theyre something alright effite, debauched. etc etc etc. im fucking sick of it. i want to crack skulls over it but all the skulls are most likely long dissolved and it wouldnt make any difference anyway!! "Yes, obviously, I wanted to drain the bar. It's been a while since I did that and this was looking like the night for it. I was already thinking of how I could layer all that liquor. Sunsets and Blue Giants, so much color, and you don't even have to fly to ship to see it." <- most inconsequential line to make me insane AGENT CULLEN TIME! he is so mildly offputting in these next few episodes <3 sophie's voice cracks make me feel emotions fr. cullen time!!!!

#the pasithea powder #dhole relistens to pasithea

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pokechampash · 2 years

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Guy's Halloween Night Out 🎃👻💪🏾

“Bro, are you sure about this? They look a bit small for us” Kirishima said as he stared at a tight Crimson Riot costume.

“I may have ordered the costumes a few sizes smaller than they were supposed to be,hehe” Denki chuckled and grinned at Kirishima,it was the evening of halloween in the class 1A dorms and everyone was preparing to go out and do their own halloween traditions. Kirishima was planning on going trick or treating with his friends Midoriya,Katsuki,and Shoto,but like the goofball he was, he trusted Denki Kaminari to order their costumes and in result got pranked.

“I guess we'll just have to make do with these,don't think I won't get you back for this bro” Kirishima said as he playfully punched Denki’s shoulder and grabbed the tight costumes,he had no idea how he was gonna explain the situation to the others.

An hour later

“We should have expected this from Kaminari”

“I don't really mind if it's tight,as long as it fits and it looks good on me”

“I'll kill that Dunce Face! And you're an idiot for letting him order our costumes, Shitty Hair!”

It was almost time for Kirishima and his friends to go trick or treating so he unfortunately was forced to tell his friends about Denki’s prank.

“Haha sorry guys,let's just try the costumes on first to see how tight they are on us” Kirishima suggested as he passed out the other boys their costumes,they all went to their rooms to change.

30 minute later

“Oh this is tighter than I thought it would be” Kirishima said nervously as he stared at his reflection in the mirror,he had finally gotten his Crimson Riot costume on it was was very tight on him,the belt barely fit the size of his huge torso,the pants were so tight it showed off Kirishima’s muscular legs and his calves,the top piece was especially tight on him,it was so tight his pecs were basically smashed against the fabric.

“I'll go check on the others,hope there having a better time than I am” Kirishima thought as he grabbed his things and made his way to the common area,he saw that all his friends were already there in their costumes which were very tight like Kirishima’s,Midoriya was All Might,Todoroki was a bunny,and Katsuki was a werewolf.

“This costumes are really tight but I think I can manage” Midoriya said shyly.

“My costume kinda looks better this way so I don't mind” Shoto said giving his muscular ass a firm slap.

“Tch,tight or not I look cool as hell so I don't care,let's just go already” Bakugo said he left,the others quickly followed him.

A few hours later

The boys had made their way to a local neighborhood and they were really starting to feel the tightness of their costumes starting to kick in,especially Bakugo’s pants.

“I swear I'm gonna kill Dunce Face when we get back!”

Bakugo said in annoyance as the group walked up to the next house.

“Oh c'mon it was just a prank bro! Besides your big muscular ass looks good in those pants hehe” Kirishima snickered as he gave Bakugo’s ass a nice firm slap surprising Midoriya and Shoto while Bakugou blushed in embarrassment and yelled at Kirishima. The gang had made their way to another house in the neighborhood and knocked on the door. A tall lean man answered the door with a bowl of candy in his hands,his face immediately lit up when he saw the boys.

“Oh my god you guys are from UA’s class 1A right? I'm a huge fan!” the man ran up to them with a dopey smile.

“Yeah that's us bro, always nice to meet our fans! Are we even that popular?” Kirishima said shaking the man’s hand.

“Are you kidding me?! You guys are very popular and I'm like your biggest fan! You guys wanna stay for dinner? I'll cook anything for lovely heros like you!” the man said in a eager voice as he suddenly touched Kirishima’s chest.

“We'd love to but we've already got plans for tonight sorry” Izuku said sheepishly while blushing

“Aww that's a bummer,but at least let me do something I've always wanted to do!” the man said as he started walking to walk up to Bakugo, before anyone could ask what he was doing he suddenly gropped Bakugo’s big muscular pecs through costume,he massaged them and played around with them for a while, at one point he even started to film what he was doing on his phone.

“F-Fuck you” Bakugo groaned out through moans as the man continued to massage and play around with his pecs,Bakugo’s pecs were sensitive to touch and it was a very cold night so any sort of touch made them stiffen up,finally the man finished and gave Bakugo a tight hug causing his jacket to rip a little before Bakugo couple yell out him.

“Thanks Dynamite,my friends will love the videos I just took hehe! Here you go,you earned this!” the man said as he dumped a bucket of candy in each of the boy’s candy bags and waved the boys goodbye as they went to the next house.

“I guess that fan really liked you huh Kacha-”

“We're never speaking of that ever again!” Bakugo said blushing as the others laughed and teased him.

20 minutes later

“RRRRRIIIIIIPPPPP!” Izuku had bent over to pick up some candy he dropped but his pants decided they couldn't take his massive leg muscles anymore and ripped through the middle,Bakugou chuckled.

“Guess I went overboard with my leg training hehe” Izuku grinned nervously embarrassed.

The boys continued to make their way to houses and got lots of candy, they soon made their way to a rich neighborhood and Bakugo knocked on the door of one of the houses. It was a very big classy mansion, obviously the owners were loaded.

“These bastards are loaded, we'll definitely get a shit ton of candy” Bakugo said confidently as someone answered the door. To the boy’s surprise, their classmate Tokoyami answered the door, in a turkey outfit!

“Bird Brains? The hell are you wearing? And since when did you live in a mansion?!” Bakugo yelled confused, causing the other's to laugh as Tokoyami blushed.

“Yeah my parents are rich, I like to dress up for trick or treaters every halloween. I-I wasn't expecting anyone from school to be here, this is so embarrassing haha” Tokoyami laughed nervously.

“Sorry to intrude Tokoyami-san, we just saw a huge mansion and thought we'd get a lot of candy, your costume is cool and very accurate!” Midoriya said complementing Tokoyami.

“T-Thanks Midoriya, since you guys are my friends I'll give you guys something special.” Tokoyami said as he grabbed four buckets of jumbo sized candy bars and dumped them into each of the boy’s candy bags.

“Wow thanks bro! I knew your parents were loaded but I didn't know they had the good candies!” Kirishima said excitedly, giving Tokoyami a tender hug.

The boys waved Tokoyami goodbye after taking some pictures with him and made their way through the rest of the neighborhood, little did they know another one of their classmates was in the area.

“No running! And don't eat all your candy in one sitting or you could get sick” Todoroki heard a familiar stern voice speaking from around the corner.

“Go on without me guys I wanna check something” Todoroki said as he followed the voice, he was surprised to see his class representative Tenya Iida looking over a halloween party. Iida was wearing a tight officer costume that showed off his muscles, Todoroki couldn't help but hop over at the lovely sight.

“Hey Iida, nice costume!” Todoroki greeted Iida who was shocked to see Todoroki in a tight bunny outfit.

“Hello Todoroki-kun thank you, uh your costume is definitely interesting” Iida said with an awkward smile.

“Haha thanks, this is a result of one of Denki’s pranks. What are you doing out here so late? Usually you're either studying or sleeping” Todoroki asked.

“Well I usually do like to stay in on school nights. But I love to look over halloween parties and dress up” Iida explained.

“Oh that's nice, you look really good as a police officer. So muscular and stern.”Todoroki said, placing his hand on one of Iida’s pecs, giving it a squeeze while winking at Iida with a grin.

“Um thanks, I guess the tight police outfit showed off my muscles and I have been working out more” Iida said blushing from Todoroki’s sudden touch.

“I know this is sudden but maybe you would wanna go on a date with me? I know a great restaurant around this area and I could treat you” Todoroki offered as he felt up Iida’s abs

“I-I would love to” Iida agreed hugging Todoroki as the to left together hand in hand

A few hours later

Izuku wrapped his mouth around Bakugo’s cock, just as they had done plenty of times before. Being the hottest heros in their class did have its perks after all. He wasn't going to go easy on his rival, and imminently began to deep throat Bakugo, smirking slightly as he slurped on the explosive blonde’s cock. Next to him Todoroki was going down just as hard on Kirishima, licking the tip of his cock like it was the tastiest candy in the world. Kirishima moaned wantonly as he began to thrust into Todoroki’s mouth, and Bakugo grabbed Izuku's fluffy hair and began to thrust into his mouth aggressively, unable to hold back.

"A-Ah your sucking skills have improved Deku, I'm impressed! Now keep it up! I wanna show Kirishima just how great my endurance is!" Bakugo said through moans as Izuku started to suck his cock harder and harder.

"Oh please Bakubro! We both know I have the better endurance, I could go on for hours!" Kirishima said through moans as Todoroki slurped on his cock, Bakugo hated to admit it but he was getting a little close.

Izuku moaned wantonly on Bakugo’s cock, sending vibrations to his shaft. "You're such a good whore Deku!” Bakugo moaned, eyes rolling into the back of his head. Deku began to see-throat Bakugo, who felt the pressure in his cock. If he didn't do something soon he was going to cum in Deku’s mouth and lose the whole thing. Damn the nerd slut for his perfect, hot mouth!

Deku winked at Todoroki as they both continued to suck off the muscular studs, they both wanted Kirishima to win so Todoroki was taking it slow while Deku was going as fast as he could, and boy could the beefy nerdy slut go fast!

"F-Fuck I can't hold it back my longer!" Bakugo groaned as he gave in, huge loads of cum spewed out of Bakugo’s erect cock and into Deku’s mouth,Deku being the slutty pro he swallowed it all in a matter of seconds.

"Tasty,wish you could cum bigger loads tho~" Iida said mocking Bakugo who was blushing in embarrassment.

Todoroki licked a stripe up Kirishima’s cock as he popped off of his cock. He smirked at Bakugou.

"Couldn't handle it, could you softie? Guess you're gonna have to go naked like you promised." He said cockily as he shoved Kirishima’s cock into his tight, muscular ass.

The next day

People stared in shock as the blushing explosion hero walked down the street, completely naked. While he was proud of his body, Bakugo had never been comfortable being naked in front of strangers. Unlike Kirishima who, despite winning the bet, had also decided to go nude for moral support.

Some people starred as other people took pictures of the nude heros in training, Kirishima posed and flexed for the bystanders and they all cheered for him and they joined him in mocking Bakugou, Kirishima even got one of his fanboys to slap Bakugo’s fat muscular ass causing it to bounce and jiggle!

To everyone's shock Bakugo let out a wanton moan as his ass was slapped, feeling every bounce and jiggle. Kirishima looked at him in shock, before smirking. He went over to Endeavor and groped his ass tightly.

Kirishima slapped and jiggled his ass as a crowd started to form and record the nude heros’ little show , Kiroshima knew he'd be more popular from all the attention this stunt would get so he continued while smirking! Poor Katsuki!

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idle-compy · 1 year

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alright!! I am done for tonight

here's my defintely super comprehensible live thoughts while playing

** SPOILERS BELOW **

DARIUS I MISSED U

SHIT

oh nvm thought I killed him already

ben why u running off

TO GO EAT BUGS OF COURSE

DARIUS NO

MY BOY

I KILLED HIM

DO NOT CHOOSE RUN NOW

ooh they mentioned owen

who's the old guy

probably good time to mention I haven't seen any of the jw movies so if he's relevant I have no idea

heck yeah I'm bringing bumpy

WHY DOES MY AUDIO KEEP CUTTING OUT EVERY TIME I MAKE A DECISION STOP

nothing good ever happens in the tunnel so we're going to main street !!

I DIDNT LIKE THAT LOOK

SHIT BLUE

BEN WHY DID U SPLIT UP MAN

HA BUMPY SAVED HIM I CHOSE RIGHT BRINGING HER

MAIN STREET

oh no it's rexy

OH NO SHE FOUND THE KIDS

wow they're bad a hiding

DARIUS DO NOT GO AFTER THE PAGE SIR

darius THIS SEEMS LIKE A REALLY BAD IDEA

ben actually excited to drive the gyrosphere

wow ok he rear ended yaz and sammy license revoked sir

DAMN YAZ IS TEARING INTO HIS SOUL

a fine example of my road rage tho

YAZ SAMMY NO THEY'RE GONNA BE CRUSHED

sorry ben not trusting u ramming that gyrosphere sounds fun

WAIT NO

I SHOULDVE TRUSTED U BEN IM SORRY

now he's dead 😔

my current kill count is 3 I am doing very bad

THE CONSTANT NABS AT DARIUS AND HIS SMELL

that sounds like a clue for later can't wait to forget it

TNE TARBOS BACK

heck yeah coaster time

KENJIS FACE

they've been steady making fun of the parks safety protocols and ykw as they should

darius u are NOT jumping in that water

I guess he IS jumping in that water bc if he doesn't they all die

TARBOS BACK AGAIN ???

oh nvm she left

kenji was so confident 1234 would work

AND THE TARBOS BACK AGAIN GEEZ

THE ANSWERS 2005 I GUESS RIGHT

the way I'd immediately move into that bunker

this brimford man already has more outfit changes than the kids

he straight talking truth tho

theyre so happy :')

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GONNA RESTART but choose everything different

so either choice darius just fucking falls

OH BUT DIFFERENT CAMPERS FOUND HIM

sorry bumps ir staying behind this time

dang they found the paper so much sooner without her

aw darius gave her hope her pack was still alive

SPOOKY TUNNELS

oh everyone's fighting

"I could tell a joke or hit em with a super cool dino fact" DARIUS UR SO PURE

yes sammy use that corn maze sense

KENJIS GETTING SAVAGED BY THOSE THINGS GEEZ

"raptor rats"

I saw sneaking past in a clip I'm retacing their steps

OH GOD I KILLED DARIUS AGAIN

guess they're NOT retracing their steps

"did u know ankylosauruses like mangoes 👍😀👍" "I did not 👍😀👍"

NOT THE CAR BEING A RIDE

everyone else on the ride: 😒

sammy and yaz: 😀

WHY DO CARS ALWAYS FLIP WHEN YAZ IS BEHIND THE WHEEL

TORO BABY ITS U AGAIN

"I'll be fine! ... probably"

DARIUS BUD I KNOW I CHOSE THIS OPTION BUT WHY

WHY WOULD THEY LOCK TORO IN THERE WITH THE TARBO SYOP TORTURING HIM

THE DRUMROLL I DIDNT GET THAT FIRST TIME

ben said forget eating bumpy gets mangoes

going back again just to see what escaping before going in the bunker does

oh they still survive ??

but they didn't get any food :(

"what one food would u want in it"

"coffee"

"I could go for a carob juice"

"teriyaki beef jerky"

"can you freeze dry pizza"

"canned lobster in butter sauce"

"I'd go for my mom's famous..."

crying

#jurassic world camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous #hidden adventure #jwcc spoilers #hidden adventure spoilers #my posts #I'll probably put together actual thought later but I've got to get some sleep in before work

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badassbelowmaskofkind · 1 year

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Hey!! Another day !! It’s been long since I last wrote I am writing this right now as I am tired of many things I mean I am not allowed to do things I like… I mean there is a park next to my tuition and I am not even allowed to go there after my class is over like seriously 😒 I don’t do drugs nor it’s like I’ll be meeting my bf there I am there for a little relaxation but no I am not allowed to do so…after that I still remember that day when I made a mistake and I was punished but giving silent treatment for days where as if my brother do something it’s well and good after that my brother is allude to go out alone do whatever he wants and all those things are covered up by saying “ he is a boy and boys are like that. U are the one to compromise”and this statement is justified/covered by saying that “you are the oldest and u are the most understanding one so u understand the situations”… like what I am just a kid nothing more since he was born I needed to give up on everything means everything…I used to be a spoiled brat who used to get what she want’s but after he was born I gave up on things I minimised all my demands and stared to go with what ever I had rather than asking for more…I did everything I can to keep everyone at ease especially my mother but see the result of my hardship that I put in when I was handling my brother, when I was teaching him, when I did his projects , when I saved him for getting in trouble, when I was called in school and was been scolded for the thing he did I am done… I am tiered of pretending..pretending to be happy..pretending to be fine…pretending that nothing happened and nothing bothers me I am just too tiered to pretend…I got the point that I understand u that doesn’t mean that U will stop understanding me…my parents keep my brother with love and care where as I was not if my brother gets angry than my mom or dad comforts him make him calm down do or make what ever he likes where as I am not allowed to even be angry..I can’t say that I am frustrated or angry about anything…if I did then I’ll rather got a scolding or lecture or this that “it’s just a phase u have to go through it”…fine I get that it’s just a phere but I have feelings too..oh sorry I don’t have cause I killed them already..my parents are soooooo biased towards my brother that even if he do something wrong they will forgive him but if I do even a minute mistake I get punished for that…they love him like anything and it sometimes feel like they are just pretending to love me…I mean I can’t tell my parents about anything cause if I tell my mom she will never agreed with me no Matter happens..and if I tell dad he will just listen to me and answer in ‘hmm’, ‘hai’

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inlovewithalotoffandoms · 2 years

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Imagine............ Your older brother Han Solo finds you hiding in the Millennium Falcon with a boy. (Part 2/3)

Paring: young!Han Solo x sister!reader.

Key: Y/N (Your Name) and Y/B/F/N (Your Boyfriends Name).

"You and I are gonna have a little chat." Han said to you seriously.

"About what?" You asked him trying to not act like you pad attention to what happend.

"Cut the crap Y/N, the lying to the sneaking out. What do you see in this guy? I mean yes he might be uhh, whats the word, uhhh-"

"Hot, cute, handsome, romantic."

"Uhhh, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna kill him, no. We are gonna talk about this boy you've been seeing."

"No, we're not."

"Yes we are. Now sit."

You scoffed and shock your head. You were about to walk away but Han said,

"Now."

This time you knew he wasn't joking because he gave the look. (The one in the gif above.)

"So, tell me." Your brother said.

"Why do you wanna know?" You snapped at him.

" 'Cause you're my baby sister, and I love you. How did it start?"

"Well, we got the leads in a musical, our characters later started to date in the musical and after that Y/B/F/N (Your Boyfriends Name) asked me out on a date."

"So, you said yes?"

"No, I said 'sorry no thanks, bye Felicia', OF COURSE I SAID YES. Dumbass."

You whispered the last part under your breath and Han thinks he heard you call him something and asks,

"What did you call me?"

"Nothin'." You replied back quickly.

"Right."

A silence fell on the two of you. You couldn't stand the silence and said,

"I know your mad at me but-"

You got cut of by Han putting his hand up and said to you,

"I'm not mad........ Oh what the heck....I am mad."

Again there was silence, again he was mad, you didn't know what to do at this point. All you did was try to get him to talk to you.

"Han, talk to me please."

"Come on. Please."

Nothing that you were doing was working. So you decided to use the one thing that always got you what you wanted 'The Puppy Dog' eyes."

"Pewees."

"No, thats not-"

"Ha, got you talkin'."

"Wow. That was smart."

"I love him, Han."

"What?"

"I love Y/B/F/N."

"You just said the L word. You love each other?"

"Han, we haven't said it to each other yet."

"What?"

"His sister who also happens to be my best friend, told me that he tried to tell me that he loves me, so then I tried and then we where about to say the L word just before now, until.....you showed up."

Han gave you the silent treatment again. He looked mad. Han got up and you said,

"Han, don't this, please."

"Sis, calm your farm I'm not gonna kill him. I'm just gonna have a little talk with him.......What you kids call uhhh....yes... I'm gonna give the 'Big Brother' talk."

"Han, no offence but..... the 'Big Brother' talk is T-O-R-T-U-R-E."

Han was confused.

"Torture. It's torture." You snap at him.

"Where is he?" He asks you

"With Chewi. Why?"

You soon realised why he asked you that question and yiu said,

"Han, don't do this. Please."

"Sis, your boyfriend will be fine." Han says to you and leaves the room.

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Han went to your boyfriend, told Chewi to put the ship on autopilot so he could help him.

"Okay, 'Hot Stuff'. What are your intentions with my sister?" Han asked the boy.

"Uhhh, What?" Your boyfriend asked as if he didn't know.

And of course you were spying but you never expected what happend next.

#han solo × reader #han solo imagines #han solo imagine #han solo #star wars #star wars imagine #star wars imagines #star wars × reader #solo imagine #solo imagines #solox reader #solo #solo a star wars movie #a star wars story #young!han solo x reader #young han solo x reader #young han solo fanfiction #young han solo fanfic #young han solo one shot

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monkeybell · 12 days

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Episode 10: SMOLIV! My baby 😭. I hope in some way we can see Smoliv shown in the show more because I love this little guy. Still not getting a vibe with the intro, sorry. Nemona introduction! Honestly? This voice it… fits her perfectly imo. I only just heard it but it just sounds like how I would imagine ngl. I hope if we ever see Arven on here that he will sound like I imagined as well. I also love little Pawmo. Dolliv is a cutie too. Poor Pawmo getting sprayed twice. He looks so funny and disheveled. So… Brassius has beef with black Rayquaza for some odd reason?? It’s weird that legendarys seem so well known in Horizons and aren’t questioning why it’s black and not green like in the Pokédex but ok. This episode is feeling confusing and slow. Nemona is carrying it on her back. Even Sprigatito is feeling bored in this episode damn. That Nemona and Pawmo eye catch art is adorable. Roy I’m sorry but that was clearly a statue. I’ve noticed that since watching, I’ve been losing hype for Roy. He’s kinda annoying for me. Also yes I’m aware he’s a child. But it can get annoying quick and even children characters can have more to them than just child characteristics. Damn this gym leader song is a bopper. I could vibe to it. I see Sudowoodo and just think of Brock’s 😔. My poor boy Fuecoco getting annihilated here. They really don’t give him many W’s, do they? Wait… Fuecoco learns stomping tantrum like that? Out of nowhere?? Because of taunt? Unfortunately they seem to give him new moves willy nilly and as much as I love Fuecoco, I don’t want it to become an OP Pokemon with no real reason, you know? Watching the anime truly makes me realize how much I suck at pronouncing Pokemon names, locations and such. I’m wrong like 99% of the time and I realize I’ve been talking like an idiot since the games came out 💀. Wait wait now Liko can sense emotions from… statues?? Ok what route do these people keep going after? Their characterization can get real confusing sometimes

Episode 11: We start the episode with Liko thinking Dot is just a hardcore Nidothing fan and doesn’t want to hang out because Liko is just a wannabe fan? …Uh ok. I swear I’m trying not to sound like I’m hating just for haters sake but sometimes this show confuses me. Damn I thought Nemona would stay longer but they show her this episode just for her to announce she’s leaving. Not her getting the Ann treatment 😭. LMAO Murdock sending the kids a text to ask what they want for dinner and then worrying when they don’t respond. Murdock I love you man. Fletching sounds like it’s saying bitch I’m howling. Oh Liko’s mom is a school teacher? I honestly didn’t know that until now. Never saw people mention that so didn’t know. Chansey is a chunky ball and I love her. Isn’t it confirmed Mollie is the daughter of a nurse Joy?? Or is that only a theory? Oran berries have always looked delicious. Am I the only one who has wanted to try them before? Big Arboliva time! Gives me SM vibes with the giant trevenant. Paldea Wooper debut and the poor thing is injured 😭. Wooper must be protected at all cost. Small Smoliv cameo! They so smol. Aw Mollie leaving so she could help all Pokémon is so wholesome. Don’t have that much of an opinion on her just yet but that backstory I like and can appreciate. Sprigatito doing the zoomies. Oh thank you Roy. I was saying ‘Fuecoco has tackle and stomping tantrum! Use one!’ and he finally did. Wow Fuecoco is kinda becoming Horizons’ punching bag. Please don’t give him the Chespin treatment 😭. Lil Woop 🥹. Shoutout to my Clodwire, WOOP <3. I’m loving these Pokemon interactions. Arboliva’s.. moans(?) are kinda scaring me lol

Episode 12: Final episode(for now at least). Fuecoco stomping around and cheering is what my heart needed today. That Nidothing segment gave me the goosebumps. I didn’t need to see Nidothing fuse and then slowly detach. NO WAY. Dot said idk. Hearing Goh’s VA as Rotom is killing me as I can imagine him saying it and the thought cracks me up. Ludlow finally does something! Let’s go! My brain is just playing ‘Let it grow’ in my head during this forest sequence. Crystal turtle. What was that memory scene just now? Does anyone notice that whenever the pendant is relevant, it will become present, even if Liko doesn’t move it herself? Is that a reoccurring error or intentional? Oh Liko mom’s is here. Being on Twitter when she came was wild. Simps and people thinking her and Friede had a thing or something lmao. We finally getting the ancient adventurer lore. I would love to see the ancient pokeballs somehow be included into the games because they are gorgeous. Wait hold on now. So now I’m really confused. Did Liko get the pendant when she was younger or right before she went to the academy?? Because they keep implying it’s both but that wouldn’t make sense. The only logical way it could be both is if they decided Liko would go to school when she was younger but again that doesn’t line up well with stuff mentioned. Bro I’m so confused wtf. Am I just a dumbass or what? I remember seeing people say Lucca was a bad mom to Liko but after seeing this episode, did they watch it?? She acknowledges she wants Liko to do what she wants instead of taking the pendant. Not every parent in Pokemon is a neglectful one. It’s like Grace all over again. Oh it’s the creepy guy. And he is stalking… kids. He’s over there officer Jenny

Final thoughts: So that’s it for now! I did see that more dub episodes are coming in May so my watch will be back soon. So after watching, here’s my overall thoughts. It was… not what I was expecting. The pacing got wild at some points which made things seem either rushed or slow as a snom. Luckily it’s not as consistent as it was during the beginning but it’s still noticeable occasionally. I loved some moments but others I struggled to watch through. It could be pretty painful BUT despite the flaws, I do enjoy the show and the series is still new and fresh so it takes time and I’m excited to see how it goes down in the future! So right now, i think I’ll give it a 6/10. Tier list of the characters coming shortly!

#pokemon #pokémon horizons #monkeywatcheshz

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ladywaifuuwrites · 3 years

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Pillars reacting to their crush who’s small but strong

Request: male pillars reacting to a really strong female pillar whos like super short like 4′10-5′ and they crush on them.

Pairings: Male pillars x fem! reader

Synopsis: Their crush is a strong smol pillar ^_^

Warnings: manga spoiler

a/n: I smiled at your request since I’m small too. Like I’m 5′0. And I’m kinda scared to do face to face classes since the boys at my school will tease me for not getting taller. Hmph. SO HERE YA GO. You’re the first request! Have a nice day whoever u are!

And I am so sorry this is so long! ASJDAOFHHASK. I got carried away in some of those storylines. I hope this makes sense (wrote this when I was hungry).

This would be a headcanon I assume.

I’m sorry if It’s taking me long to answer requests but don’t worry I’ll write those! I’ll probably upload rules for future requests :)

Giyuu Tomioka

yo this guy is tall not kidding

Giyuu is head over heels for you. He’ll want to protect you since you’re the most precious things he’s ever laid eyes on

Sparkles in his eyes whenever he sees you✨

He doesn’t want to lose you so he’s butting in on all of your missions. You get annoyed and you think he’s looking down on you.

You two get into a fight and doesn’t fix it since Giyuu’s communication is bad. It ends up in you walking away.

Nighttime and demons are lurking around in the forest as you take a stroll to clear your mind. Then a demon launches on you but thanks to your quick reflexes you dodge.

It’s a strong demon, close enough to become one of the lower moons. But nothing you can’t handle.

Giyuu senses a demon nearby and he frantically searches for you. *sim dads reaction when the mother goes into labor lmaooooo*

Lights fill up an area of the forest from the techniques you use. In like 2 strikes the demon dies.

He finally finds you as the demon’s ashes blow away. Your hair is dramatically blowing too.

He’s just staring at you then hugs you “I’m sorry. I’m not underestimating you…I just want to protect you.”

Then all good. He’s amazed by how strong you are despite you’re short stature. You’re going to missions together and sometimes he just watches you finish off the demon. Just happy to see that satisfied smile you have when you kill a demon.

Muichiro Tokito

When he first met you at the pillar meeting, he muttered his thoughts, wondering how could someone be that small? You’re in the same age but you’re small.

Shinobu heard him since she was beside him and said “that’s rude to ask someone”. She’s lowkey offended.

Tengen retorts to Muichiro. “You’re small too…??”

Since it’s rude, he kept his mouth shut. You’re the same age as him when you entered the corps. He thinks you’ll grow up anyway.

Surprise surprise you grew up, 2 inches. But still small.

He gets nervous a bit around you since puberty did you good. Won’t admit it though.

Cue swordsmith village arc

He’s having trouble dealing with Gyokko. (I hate his face. It’s weird and ugly.)

Then minutes later, you show up out of nowhere, giving great damage to the demon.

“Are you okay?” you ask him with concern and you two fight off the fish demon.

He’s in awe because you actually took over the fight. Sure you have injuries but those are minor compared to his and you were very careful.

He’s injured so he couldn’t do much but you saved him and the civilians by defeating the demon. That’s when he realized how amazing you are and you earn his respect.

Days pass by and you two along with the other demon slayers are commended by Oyakata-sama.

He thanks you when the both of you are walking together. He’s very grateful for what you did and you two become closer afterwards.

“Ah young love.” Mitsuri sighs blissfully as she watches you two leave the headquarters.

Kyojuro Rengoku

Kyojuro knows you’re small and he knows you’re strong. You’re one of his trainees along with Mitsuri, so you’ve known each other for a long time now.

You rose to the ranks of the pillars with Kyojuro’s guidance. And now you’re looked up to by the whole organization because of your excellent swordsmanship despite your small figure.

So you’re tasked to train 20 slayers ranked below Tsuchinoto. You take them to a clearing in the forest where training equipment are already placed. You train them by remembering what Kyojuro has taught you over the years. And you smile, seeing your past self in the struggling slayers.

You gave them a 10 minute break and after 10 minutes, you do a headcount to see if everyone is in your proximity.

“18,19…?????”

Oh no. A slayer is missing.

So you set off to find the missing one and there you found him.

Hanging upside down from the arms of a large demon. The boy is muttering apologies for straying faraway and is begging for you to save him upon seeing you.

You are annoyed at the fact that he has disobeyed your orders and is now at the hands of danger. But this was no time to be blaming someone for a boy’s life is at stake here.

You jump into the air and you take down the demon pretty easily with one strike of your sword. And you catch the falling boy bridal style with your annoyed face.

You put the boy down but suddenly a demon comes attacking you both. You kill it but more of it comes at you. They are easy to take down but it keeps coming, making you tired if you have to do this all night. It just won’t stop multiplying.

You think you’ve killed almost all of it but then the slayer screams “(L/N)-SAN!!!!!”. A monstrous looking demon bares its claws at you, but before you could react a flash of flames appears right in front of your eyes.

“Kyojuro…” You whisper in relief as he slays the final demon. The bright flames sparkle in your eyes as you’re once again amazed at the man.

Kyojuro looks at you and comes over. “You’re so amazing.” You manage to say.

He smiles and says. “No. You’re the amazing one.”. You always manage to face whatever challenge and it always ends up in you winning. Kyojuro knows how hard you proved others wrong by becoming a strong pillar.

Super proud of you cause you’re strong. He actually watched you battle those before jumping in to save you.

Sanemi Shinazugawa

He doesn’t really care if you’re short or tall

The important things is that you’re useful to the organization

When someone teases you about your height, you end up feeling down and he’s there to beat that someone’s ass.

He doesn’t like to admit it but he’s a softie when it comes to you. You eventually break down his walls and now you can say you’re friends with the scary wind pillar.

You always tease him though and he’s always annoyed. But everyone thinks you’re both dumb since it’s very clear that you two like each other but you still deny it.

There’s this time where Sanemi is visibly struggling fighting demons as you watch him peacefully on a rooftop. He’s glaring at you and asks you “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”.

You just smile at him sweetly😊

Sanemi pretends his heart didn’t do a flip. But his heart stopped when he saw a demon behind you on the rooftop.

He was about to call your name when another blink and the demon’s head was cut off.

He was surprised since it all happened so fast. You go down to the ground, landing safely as you battle demons that the frozen Sanemi left.

It just took you 10 seconds to eliminate those demons and Sanemi’s mouth is left agape as he watched you.

You weren’t normally like this. So why the sudden surge of power?

“Sanemi hun. Close your mouth.” You say to him with a blank face, but before you could go past him, he gripped your wrist tightly and placed your small body in front of him.

He dragged you so easily lol.

He hugged you with your faced buried on his chest.

It was the comforting kind of silence. Sanemi was scared losing you to that demon but deep inside he knows that you’re strong.

Won’t admit that your moves are amazing.

Gyomei Himejima

This man is the strongest in the demon slayer corps and the tallest

Lmaoooo you would be like a mushroom beside him💀🍄

Gyomei actually gets out of tricky situations easily because he’s that strong

You’re a fairly new pillar who earned her spot 3 months ago. You two were assigned on a mission together. A gigantic demon appeared throughout the village that was between the regions you and the stone pillar were assigned in.

Gyomei knows your capabilities so he trusts you in doing a good job, but he can’t help but worry about you.

He doesn’t care if you’re small, he thinks that height isn’t the basis for an excellent demon slayer. But he’s still worried, so he looks for you. I don’t know how he looks but he looks.

Then he sees you fighting off demons very easily. A determined look is seen across your face. Gyomei feels he’s tearing up because he’s so proud of you. Proud boyfriend here somethin.

You were just a weak mizunoto years ago and now you’re a strong pillar who can fight with him side by side.

When you finish off the demons, you look to see Gyomei smiling at you. This were the fruits of the harsh trainings you went through, it made an excellent swordswoman.

Among the pillars, you stand beside Gyomei in rankings. So you’re powerful like wow. O_O

Obanai Iguro

He’s small but have you seen him fight? He’s a demon slayer with remarkable speed and you won’t know he’s attacking you because his moves slithers secretly like a snake.

You’ve always admired Obanai even you’re now both pillars. And that admiration bloomed into something more.

He’s a strong pillar despite his small stature and that’s what you aim for to be like.

You’re trying to show off your moves to him every time you’re in battle together, to show him what you can do. To which he’s just “meh”.

So you give up on trying to show off and just do it for the sake of the people you’re saving.

You really gave up on showing off, but you can’t help it cause your breathing forms are flashy. Obanai doesn’t show it but he loves that display of power you have when you’re fighting.

Poor man doesn’t realize he’s in love with you even though others point it out.

He’s having trouble dividing his attention on protecting the civilians or fighting the demons. Luckily you were near the area so you came to his aid.

You slay the demons with your sharp and precise movements in just a short amount of time.

He’s like 😲 but when you turn he’s back to 😐😷

He’s one of the guys who won’t admit that you’re amazing and won’t admit that he likes you. You force him to confess though.

Tengen Uzui

If Obanai doesn’t admit he likes you, this guy would shout that he likes you

Would openly flirt with you because why not? There’s nothing to be shy about.

Always takes the chance to compliment and flirt with you.

“You’re cute (y/n)” “Thanks” Tengen finds your height cute because the height difference is HUGE.

Another mushroom like moment💀🍄

He knows you’re strong so he likes to train with you. Always ends up letting you win because he just likes it when he’s pinned down by your smaller figure.

When a demon invasion came in your area,, you fight them off while Tengen is called for backup.

He slays the lesser demons easily and found you fighting a stronger demon while protecting some children behind your back.

He smirks and leans against a tree, arms folded while watching you fight off the demon.

You did it so easily making Tengen’s eyebrows rise.

Then you see him and ask him “what are you doing?”.

“watching you.” He finds you hot and sexy when you have that focused look in the middle of a battle. He won’t say it out loud because you might smack him in the face.

Super amazed at the fact that you’re stronger than the other pillars despite your small figure.(he thinks you’re stronger than him but dismisses that because pshhhhhh).

Will throw you over his shoulder at random times. Thinking that his antics will make you fall in love with him.

And it did…

#kny headcanons #kny #demon slayer #giyuu x reader #muichiro x reader #sanemi x reader #kyojuro x reader #obanai x reader #gyomei x reader #tengen x reader #uzui x reader #giyuu tomioka x reader #sanemi shinazugawa x reader #rengoku kyojuro x reader #iguro obanai x reader #gyomei himejima x reader #uzui tengen x reader #muichiro tokito x reader

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chaeryybomb · 3 years

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BRUTAL

pairings: female reader x best friend!jungwon

summary: they told you that these were the golden years, but to you "golden" was a rusting metal spray painted yellow. the story of a seventeen year old trying to survive high school when all you do is try your best. but your best friend jungwon makes it worth the while.

genre: high school au, friends to lovers, fluff, tiny bits of angst if you squint, attempt at humour

featuring: jang wonyoung, kim sunoo & nishimura riki

word count: 4.5k

warnings: reader having a existential crisis most of the time, strong language, mentions of insecurity

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You slumped forward the moment the bell rang, letting your head hit the table. You could care less if a bruise would form on your forehead, you had much bigger things to worry about. Your teacher left the class wordlessly as the class was busy doing their own thing. And by that, everyone was buried nose deep in studying. You lifted your head to see the different books of the same topic scattered on your desk, a yellow highlighter balancing on the edge of your table.

Reaching over to grab the highlighter, you turned your head over to the side to look at your desk mate. Wonyoung sat there looking straight out from a k-drama, with her hair flowing down her back perfectly and her slender nimble fingers moving as she continuously wrote in her notebook. She was smart too, fluent in English and Korean, great at maths and science. And on top of that she was kind and friendly, everyone loved her. You did too, you had the honour of calling her your best friend. But sometimes you felt insecure around her, everything she did looked flawless and there you were just trying your best.

"Ack!" You yelped as you sat up straight, holding your forehead. Wonyoung rolled her eyes at you with a small smile on her lips, she had flicked your forehead to get you out of your thoughts.

Without taking her eyes off the textbook, she tapped your own workbook with her pen. Silently telling you to stop procrastinating. You pouted at her and looked at the clock, 10 minutes before lunch. Maybe a walk to the girl's bathroom would do you some good.

"I'm gonna go to the bathroom," you whispered to Wonyoung. She nodded and smiled at you before you walked out.

As you strolled towards the girl's bathroom, you passed by the bulletin board outside your class. A bright blue poster stood out with the words "ENJOY YOUR YOUTH" in white. Scoffing at the message, you continued on your way.

"I'm seventeen now, where's my fucking teenage dream?" You muttered to yourself. You were tired of waiting for your life to end up like a coming of age movie. Everyone told you that these were the golden years and you should enjoy your youth, but you swear to god if you hear another one of those cheesy sayings, you might just cry on the spot.

Reaching over to open the stall door, you halt in your actions when you heard familiar voices talking.

"I'm so worried for finals, my parents are gonna kill me if I fail English again," a girl complained. You hear the sound of tap water running. "How are you so calm during this time, Mirae?'

"What's the use of studying hard anyways," the second girl, Mirae, said. "We all know the top spots are gonna be taken by Jang Wonyoung and Yang Jungwon, I just study enough to pass."

The other girl snorted at her reply. "Imagine if those two got together, the power couple of the year," she suddenly said.

"Poor Y/N then, she's gonna be over shadowed by them."

"As if she already isn't. I almost forgot they were a trio until you mentioned Y/N," the girl laughed.

"What can I say? They're out of her league," Mirae joined in with her laughter.

The two voices faded away as you heard the door closed. Finally pushing the door open, you looked at your reflection. Your eyebrows knitted in annoyance and your face was morphed in a scowl. You washed your hands aggressively and poked the inside of your cheek. What bugged you was that they were right. You were the black sheep between Wonyoung and Jungwon. Both of them were smart and amazing, and you're just…you.

You love your best friends, you truly do. But you were constantly compared to them and you hated it. Everyone wanted them, you watched as guys tripped over to confess to Wonyoung and girls squealing when Jungwon smiled at them. The two of them always reassured you that you weren't beneath them but you were sick of their sympathy. You're so caught up in the news of who likes you and who hates them. You just wished people liked you more.

Storming out of the bathroom, someone accidentally ran into you and caused you to fell onto your butt. The student immediately stood up and scurried off, not bothering to even a mutter an apology. All I did was try my best and this is the thanks I get, you thought bitterly.

They said that these were the golden years, but you wished you could just disappear. God, it's brutal out here.

"Y/N, wait up!" Jungwon called after you.

You stopped in your tracks as you watched Jungwon waved goodbye to some students before jogging towards you.

"You heading to cram school today?" He asked you as the both of you fell into the same walking rhythm.

You shook your head, clasping your hands behind. "I moved it to Thursday instead, Wonyoung said I had to many things on Tuesday," you told him. Originally, you would be heading to the library to study before heading over to the cram school. But Wonyoung took one look at your schedule and decided that you did not had enough breaks, so she managed to convince you to take the Thursday slot instead. Thursdays are one of the days where you would not go to the library.

Jungwon seemed to be disappointed to find out that you had switched slots. Maybe he should changed slots too, but does he have any empty spots open for Thursday though? He'd have to check later. Instead, he coughed and stuffed his hands into his pockets.

"Do you wanna come over later? The new Demon Slayer movie is out," he offered, hoping that you'd accept.

Unfortunately, you once again shook your head. "Sorry Jungwon, I'd want to cram even more later. Finals are really creeping in and I can't afford to waste any time," you told him with a sad smile. As much as you would like to ditch the books and watch Demon Slayer, the glaring C on your last history paper was telling you otherwise.

You stopped walking when you had reached your doorstep. "Thanks for walking me home, Jungwon. See you tomorrow!" and with that you disappeared behind the door.

Jungwon waved goodbye as he watched the door closed. The smile on his face dropped and his shoulder sagged. Jungwon you idiot, of course she would want to study, he scolded himself. With disappointment on his face, he trudged home with a heavy heart.

"Change of plans, guys," he announced as he swung the front door open, unfazed by the fact that Riki and Sunoo were lounging on his coach. He accepted the fact that Sunoo had somehow gotten the keys to his house (suspecting that his mother probably gave it to him due to favouritism or maybe Riki had sneakily made a copy).

Riki's head poked out from the couch. "She rejected you, didn't she," the younger boy said with a smirk.

Jungwon's face ears turned red as he glared at the boy. "No she did not!" He immediately told him. "She rejected the offer to watch the movie, that's different!"

"That's basically rejection, hyung," Riki laughed.

The other boy just glared at him. "Shut up!" he sputtered out before hiking up the stairs.

Sunoo gave Riki a look, to which the Japanese boy just shrugged his shoulders innocently.

Jungwon walked out from the shower, a towel around his neck with one hand running through his damp hair. Sunoo and Riki had left earlier, finally giving him some peace and quiet. His phone screen was flashing from his study table, initiating that someone was spamming him (quite aggressively) with text message. With a raised eyebrow, he picked up his phone

[7:09 pm] wonyoung: JUNGWON

[7:10 pm] wonyoung: WHY DID Y/N JUST MESSAGED ME ABOUT HOMEWORK

[7:10 pm] wonyoung: ISNT SHE WITH YOU

[7:11 pm] wonyoung: I THOUGHT YOU SAID U WERE GONNA WATCH A MOVIE

[7:11 pm] wonyoung: DEMON HUNTER OR SMTG

[7:12 pm] wonyoung: WHY IS SHE ASKING ME FOR HW

[7:12 pm] wonyoung: DID U CHICKEN OUT???

[7:13 pm] wonyoung: omg u chickened out didnt u

[7:14 pm] jungwon: jfc wonyoung

[7:15 pm] jungwon: and no i did not chicken out okay

[7:15 pm] jungwon: she declined

[7:16 pm] jungwon: she said she had to study ;-;

[7:17 pm] wonyoung: omg u suck

[7:17 pm] wonyoung: i told u the movie idea was dumb

[7:18 pm] wonyoung: but do u ever listen to me

[7:18 pm] wonyoung: no

[7:19 pm] wonyoung: and now u suffer the consequences

[7:20 pm] jungwon: yea yea i get it im dumb

[7:20 pm] jungwon: now what's ur solution the great jang wonyoung

[7:21 pm] wonyoung: i am so glad u asked :)

[7:21 pm] jungwon: oh no

[7:21 pm] wonyoung: stfu im giving u a better idea

[7:22 pm] wonyoung: a n y w a y s

[7:22 pm] wonyoung: my ynradar is going off and she's s a d

[7:23 pm] jungwon: how would u know

[7:23 pm] jungwon: she seemed fine today

[7:23 pm] wonyoung: stfu jungwon its best friend things u wont understand

[7:24 pm] jungwon: i-

[7:25 pm] wonyoung: and as her future bf u SHOULD start to train ur ynradar

[7:25 pm] wonyoung: anw its exam season stoopid

[7:26 pm] wonyoung: and its when those kids start to talk abt how the both of us are gonna get top scores

[7:26 pm] wonyoung: and they talk down on y/n while doing so

[7:26 pm] wonyoung: assholes

[7:27 pm] wonyoung: so i propose to u

[7:27 pm] wonyoung: a ✨ study date ✨

[7:28 pm] jungwon: i

[7:29 pm] jungwon: that's

[7:29 pm] jungwon: actually not a bad idea

[7:30 pm] wonyoung: obv i came up with it

[7:31 pm] jungwon: can u not

[7:31 pm] wonyoung: anw a study date

[7:32 pm] wonyoung: she's struggling in maths

[7:33 pm] wonyoung: specifically taxes because she said and i quote

[7:34 pm] wonyoung: "why do we have to do taxes when we pay people to do it for us"

[7:34 pm] wonyoung: so pls help her and try to cheer her up

[7:35 pm] wonyoung: and confess coward

[7:36 pm] jungwon: i make no promises for the last one

[7:36 pm] wonyoung: aFTER EVERYTHING I JUST SAID

[7:37 pm] jungwon: what if she rejects me wonyoung

[7:38 pm] wonyoung: WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION A LOT OF TIMES JUNGWON

[7:38 pm] wonyoung: SHE LIKES U BUT SHES TOO DUMB TO REALISE

[7:39 pm] jungwon: sigh

[7:40 pm] jungwon: fine i'll try thanks wonyoung

[7:41 pm] wonyoung: np i expect y'all to be a couple by next monday <3

[7:41 pm] jungwon: i-

Sighing for the nth time of the night, Jungwon sat on his bed. He allowed the towel to slipped off his shoulders as his thumb hovered over your chat icon. Truth be told, he always thought his crush on you was unrequited love. You never showed any signs of returning of feelings so he thought he would just ignore the feeling until it was gone.

But oh boy was he wrong, because he didn't knew that he would be spending his high school years by your side. And now you occupy his mind 24/7. Wonyoung could literally tell that he was in love with you, but somehow you never caught on. He allowed Sunoo and Riki to convince him to do the whole "movie date idea", but that failed. So Wonyoung's suggestion was his only option left.

He typed out the message, ready to send it out. If only he could just press the button. Come on Yang Jungwon, you can do this. Just press the damn button Jungwon. Suddenly his phone pinged loudly, scaring the lights out of the poor boy as he yelped and his phone landed with a thud on the ground. He peered over his bed, as if his phone was a ticking bomb.

Oh, it was a message from you.

[8:01 pm] y/n: hey do u know where wonyoung is

[8:01 pm] y/n: she isn't answering my texts

Oh no. He realised that your chat was open, the two ticks indicated that he had (unintentionally) read the message. He couldn't just leave you on read. That's just evil. Scrambling to get his phone, he immediately typed a reply to cover for the other girl.

[8:02 pm] jungwon: sorry i don't :/

[8:02 pm] jungwon: what do u need her for

[8:03 pm] y/n: mf was supposed to teach me a maths question but she left me on rEAD

This was his chance! It was the perfect opportunity for him to score a date with you. Okay, breathe in breath out Jungwon. Don't mess it up and just ask her, he mentally prepared himself.

[8:04 pm] jungwon: oh i could help you if you want

[8:04 pm] jungwon: yk with finals coming up and everything, i can help you study

[8:05 pm] jungwon: if you want of course

[8:05 pm] y/n: omg srsly??

[8:06 pm] jungwon: pls help me study my braincells are literally dying

[8:07 pm] jungwon: jdsjkda okay how about this saturday at your place?

[8:08 pm] y/n: yeah sure

[8:08 pm] jungwon: cool its a date then!

You blinked at Jungwon's message. A date? Wait, did Yang Jungwon just indirectly asked you out? Nah, nah. You were overthinking it. Yes, definitely overthinking. Don't kid yourself, why would Jungwon ask you out on a date? Jungwon is just a friend, you tried to convince yourself.

Keyword: tried.

If he really was just a friend, then why did it felt like butterflies were in your stomach when he said "it was a date"? Then why did you frowned when those girls said that Wonyoung and Jungwon would make a good couple?

Oh god, do you have feelings for your best friend?

Saturday came faster than you would have liked it to. Ever since that last chat with Jungwon, it gave you the sudden realisation that you did in fact had feelings for your best friend. You tried so hard to avoid him in school because you don't want the butterflies back in your stomach. It was basically confirming the fact that you like him. Well, avoiding him also confirmed the fact but you choose to be in denial about it.

You didn't tell Wonyoung about your study date but lately she's been sending you outfit ideas on Pinterest. Specifically, date outftis. And whenever you tried to ask her a question about school, she brushed you off with a random excuse. So it left you no choice but to save those questions for Jungwon.

Speaking of Jungwon, he had texted you 10 minutes ago that he was on the way. You were standing in the middle of your room with your hands on your hips. Both of your parents were out for the day, which left you alone at home. You had taken out the low table to be used later and it was currently in front of you. Colourful workbooks were neatly stacked on top of it.

You did a 360 turn around your room. Was it messy? You cleaned it this morning when you woke up. Did you had any clothes out? No, doesn't look like it. For some reason, you were a nervous wreck. You blamed Jungwon. He just had to call this a date, didn't he.

Should you change? Maybe you should finally look through all those pins Wonyoung sent. Wait, no, why would you have to change into something nice. Jungwon was here to help you study, just that.

Yeah, a study date, your mind emphasised on the word.

The sound of the doorbell pulled you out from your thoughts. You immediately went to open the door. Yang Jungwon stood there on the other side, with his signature smile. Had he always resembled a sheep? He just looked so fluffy.

"Hey!" You greeted him with a smile, internally wincing at your way-too-enthusiastic voice.

But Jungwon didn't seem to mind it. "Hey!" he greeted back.

You moved to the side to let him in. "Thank you for having me," he said as he bowed then proceeded to remove his shoes.

"Uh, do you want anything? Water?" You asked him.

He shook his head.

"Ah, cool. Let's head to my room," you started to walk back to your room.

"Where are your parents?" He asked.

"Out," you simply replied.

That was when it dawned upon you, that your parents were not home. Leaving you and Jungwon, alone. Together. In your room. Alone. With the boy you potentially have a crush on.

"Y/N?" Jungwon tapped on your shoulder. You had stopped walking when you were suddenly washed over by your thoughts. Snapping out of it, you sent him a small smile before opening the room to your door.

The both of you shuffled into your bedroom, you sat down in front of the low table while Jungwon settled down next to you. He moved to take out his books then turned to you. "How about we do some studying and if you have any questions, you can ask me okay?" He said.

You nodded and flipped your own workbook open, immediately starting to work on the first question. Jungwon copied your action and a comfortable silence engulfed the both of you. As the time passed, you found yourself stuck on a certain maths question.

You slightly turned your head to the side to look at Jungwon. He was concentrated at doing his work, you felt a sense of deja vu while looking at him. He resembled Wonyoung when she was studying. At the thought of Wonyoung, you suddenly thought of what those girls said at the bathroom.

They would make a good couple, wouldn't they, you thought. The power couple of the year.

The butterflies in your stomach faded away into an uncomfortable feeling. Just the idea of them getting together already made you sick. You bit the inside of your cheek, you really did had feelings for him. And now it scared you because what if he doesn't feel the same. You made a mental note to consult with Wonyoung later, at least you hope that you'll allow yourself to tell her.

Jungwon must've noticed you staring and gently tapped your head with his pencil. A contrast to when Wonyoung painfully flicked your forehead.

"What's wrong? Are you stuck on a question?" He asked.

You leaned back a bit at the sudden action. You were so deep in your insecurities that you had totally forgotten about the literal problem sitting in front of you. Yet you couldn't even bother to ask him so you just shook your head. "I'm gonna get something to drink," you said instead.

Jungwon watched as you stood up, then decided to follow you as well. "I'll come along."

The boy joined you in the kitchen, perched on one of the island stools as you grabbed a can of soda from the fridge. He studied your movement as you worked around the kitchen. Your features were neutral, you weren't smiling nor frowning. But he could tell that your shoulders were tensed. Wonyoung was right, you did seem down. And he cursed himself for not noticing earlier.

"You okay?" His question made you stopped in a mid-pour stance, the can of soda was tilted but not enough for the contents to be poured out.

You brushed his question off and poured the drink into the cup. "Yeah," you hummed.

Unconvinced by your answer, he pried more. "You know you shouldn't care about what they say, right?"

You furrowed your eyebrows at him, pretending like you didn't understand where he was coming from.

"You're not below us, you know that right?"

You couldn't help but scoffed at his words. Jungwon's lips tugged downwards "I'm being serious here, Y/N," his tone was stern. "You shouldn't listen to what they say. You're more than just-"

The sound of the can being slammed down shuts him up. Your fingers tightened around the can as you looked at him. You didn't had the energy to hear him preach the same old "Don't Listen To Them" speech. You don't need his pity.

"I don't want to hear it, Yang Jungwon," you said through gritted teeth. Not sparing him another glance, you threw the empty can into the trash as you grabbed your glass.

As you walked past Jungwon, he suddenly reached out and held onto your forearm. "Y/N," he said softly. "Please tell me what's wrong."

You sighed and slowly turn around to face him, placing the glass back on the counter. You took in a deep breath before you opened your mouth. "I feel like I'm not enough," you finally said. "Everything I do just doesn't seem enough. All I'm doing is my best but it's just crushing my ego because everyone is telling me that you're better than me."

"I feel like no one wants me and I hate the way I'm perceived. It's always poor Y/N this and poor Y/N that's because everyone just sees me as your shadow and I fucking hate it. I only have two real friends," you gestured wildly. "And lately I'm a nervous wreck cause I keep comparing myself to the two of you. I'm not cool and I'm not smart, and I can't even parallel park!" You threw your hands up in frustration, the feelings you kept inside were pouring out like a waterfall.

Jungwon just stood there as he listened tentatively to every word. He didn't knew that you felt this way, bottling up all your emotions like that.

"And I'm so tired of people telling me to enjoy my youth and that these are the golden years. I might just fucking cry if I hear those words again," you finished ranting. It felt good, it felt like a weight on your heart has been lifted. Then you remembered that you just dumped all of it on Jungwon.

You opened your mouth to apologise to him but he surprised you by pulling him into his arms. At first you were standing stiffly at the sudden contact, but it took a millisecond for you to melt in his embrace. His arms were gently around your back and you returned the hug by wrapping your arms around his torso. The two of you stay in that position for awhile, relishing in each other's embrace. You definitely needed this hug.

Tightening your hold on Jungwon, you realised how important he was to you. He was your best friend and he was always there for you. It was stupid of you to compare yourself to him, when all he did was tried his best for you. The taller boy chuckled when he felt you rubbed your face into his shoulder, he involuntarily released a contented sigh. You felt one of his hands stroked your hair, it felt comforting. That action itself was enough for the butterflies to slowly settled back in you.

After a while, both of you finally (unwillingly) released each other. He pushed a strand of hair behind your ears and said, "You're wrong by the way." Which made you tilt your head in genuine confusion.

"You are cool and you are smart. You're like the coolest person I know. And no one thinks of you as our shadow, you don't hear it but I've always hear the juniors praising you for helping them and how enthusiastic you are," the way he delivered his words was filled with pure awe for you.

"And who cares if you can't parallel park. You didn't hear it from but Jay hyung failed his drivers test three times just because he couldn't parallel park," and that got a laugh out from you. Jungwon smiled proudly that he managed to make you laugh. "And you're wrong when you said no one wants you. I want you."

You blinked once, twice and thrice. He wanted you? "You're just saying that cause you're my best friend," you replied.

"No," he firmly said. "I like you, Y/N."

(Jungwon doesn't know where he got this sudden surge of confidence, but the mood was the perfect time for him to confess. It was a one time chance and he had to take it.)

You chuckled. "I like you too, Jungwon. We are friends aren't we?"

"No, Y/N. I like you. More than friends."

"Oh." Oh.

"Yeah," he scratched the back of neck awkwardly. Oh no, did you not feel the same way?

While you on the other hand, were malfunctioning on the inside. Your best friend just confessed to you and you were frozen on the spot. Why couldn't he had done it over text instead. If he had done it over text, then you could've left the message unread and you could've spammed Wonyoung for help. But the thing is that it wasn't over text and you couldn't just tell him to wait here while you panicked to Wonyoung in your bathroom.

Yang Jungwon likes you. And you like him too, right? Because if you didn't, your cheeks won't be heating up right now and your heart would have not be beating rapidly like it was going to break your rib cage any second. If you didn't like him, there would have never been butterflies in your stomach. Yeah. You like Yang Jungwon, you like him a lot.

"Me too," you whispered, it was soft but it was enough for him to pick it up. Jungwon eyes snapped to you, doe eyed filled with hope. "I like you, too," you said, this time louder. And you made sure you looked him in the eye when you confessed.

You watched as Jungwon's mouth morphed into a big grin. He let out a sigh of relief and dropped to his knees, surprising you. "Jungwon!" you squeaked, bending down to help him.

"I'm fine! I'm fine," he assured you as he stood up with your help. The grin on his face was still there. "It's just that … you like me," he breathed out. "You like me back, wow. I-I can't believe it."

Your face was definitely burning with embarrassment. You punched him lightly on the shoulder, turning away to hide your face. "Believe it, you dork. I like you, okay!" Somehow his grin was able to grew wider at your words, Gently, he took your hand in his.

"How about we stop this study date, and I'll take you out on real date?"

a/n: thank you so much for reading this <3

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