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sorenskyhigh · 3 years

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Things They'd Probably do in a Relationship

Gross Warning???? Maybe

Sugawara Koushi- Playful nicknames like boss baby, sugar Daddy, bad bitch, boo thang, cheeky chimp

Tsukishima- Always. ALWAYS even if you can reach it will jump out of his seat just to grab something with ease. Just to remind you that he's a noodle looking sasquatch and you're not.

Yū Nishinoya- Food races. You both eat something as fast as you can and whoever suits it out first loses.

Morisuke Yaku- You both use each others body as furniture. Something's too high, you stand on each other. One or the other's feet hurt, you rest the on each other. Only one chair, the other sits in their lap.

Taketora Yamamoto, Kotaro Bokuto, Tendo Satori and/or Kentaro Kyotani- Communicating with non-human noises.

Taketora would definitely just making very distinct yelling noises. You've come to learn what all of them mean.

Does Kotarou really need an explanation. The angry huffs and grunts and sad moans an whines. The frustrated growls and happy hoots.

Satori would bark, meow, moo, neigh, back, gobble, hoot, growl, and purr as his main way of commu.ications bc it makes you giggle everytime. He'd do it in public too.

Kentaro would make mumbly grumble sounds with growls and purrs bc he, among the four in this group, would have the HARDEST time of expressing himself.

Shohei Fukunaga- Talking to random body parts. Shohei would be holding your hand and of you tried to pull away for some reason he would grab it and talk directly to your hand and be like ,"I thought we talked about this, you can't let go without warning."

Asahi Azumane- Kissing Game. Would definitely be something that just happens. You both try to kiss each other on the hand, cheek, nose, forehead, etc to gain points. You avoid the lips but anywhere else is fair game. There's no reward, just bragging rights at the end of the day.

So Inuoka- Looking for things at shops you think they might not have. WHENEVER, no matter what store, you guys go shopping you both set out to find something you think they might not have.

Issei Matsukawa- Animal charades at random. Doesn't matter where you are, one or the other will act like an animal and the other person tries to guess. Doesn't matter what people are or are not around.

Atsumu Miya or Hajime Iwaizume- Punch Buggy. Instead of with Volkswagen beetles though you have your own thing. Like a motorcycle or type of hat.

Atsumu would probably get really competitive and hurt you sometimes but would be quick to apologize.

Hajime would be careful but still be very competitive.

Takanobu Aone- I feel like that bc he rarely says anything when he's awake that he talks A LOT in his sleep. You record everything he says and if, on the off chance, he catches you, he does the same

Tsutomu Goshiki or Takahiro Hanamaki- Make up languages that only you two know. It probably started when they said something wrong and you would say it unironically and eventually couldn't stop saying it that way. You then started doing it was all miss pronounced words.

Tadashi Yamaguchi- Teeth smootches. You guys were probably each others first kiss and teeth got involved bc you had no idea what you were doing. Now whenever one or the other wants a kiss you clack your teeth at each other. Its become so normal for you that you do it in public every once in awhile on accident.

Lev Haiba- Songs about your dog/cat/pet. You guys would make songs about everything your pet does like feeding time, belly rub, brush time, anything thats just a normal part in taking care of your pet you guys make a song. You also periodically add new lyrics.

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sorenskyhigh · 3 years

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How the Haikyuu boys would get their s/o out of their zoom meetings (for example, pretending that they are getting kidnapped and getting dragged off screen) My sister did this before and my teacher was cracking up. THANK YOU BEST FRIEND :)

YES! I love this! Imagine if they took you on a sweet little date afterwards and you both just mess around all day!!! o(≧∇≦o) and thank you so much for supporting me!!!!!

Also I want to apologize for not writing anything, there's been a lot going on and I've just had no will to do anything ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

Includes Daichi Sawamura, Koushi Sugawara, Asahi Azumane, Yū Nishinoya, Tetsurou Kuroo, Kenma Kozume, Toru Oikawa, Hajime Iwaizumi, Koutaro Bokuto, Keiji Akaashi, and Satori Tendou

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Getting You Out Of Zoom Class

Daichi Sawamura

Daichi may end up being a cop and he may seem like a stickler for the rules, but........

He is super smart

And I definitely wouldn't put it past him to break some rules here and there

Daichi knows you hate the particular class that you're sitting through right now

The teacher was an ass and the class was just not your forte

Daichi was sitting just out of shot and you angrily scribbled down notes. You knew you could lie and make excuses for why you didn't do the work but, your conscious just wouldn't allow you.

Every once in awhile Daichi would reach out a soothing hand under the table and rub his thumb a couple times over your knee to sooth you.

At one point Daichi got up and just stood there for a second.

He intook a large breath before picking you up out of the chair and swinging you over his shoulder.

Hus face appeared in your camera and he just smiled wide and said, "Sorry, they've got something more important to do."

With that he left, not even bothering to turn off anything before he walked out to the kitchen with you and started making a lunch for you two.

Koushi Sugawara

We all love our chaotic Sugamama

Suga though isn't exactly theatrical person

What he would do would be simple and easy but very effective

Koushi was in your kitchen making a cute little brunch for the two of you. He had set everything up in your living room.

Nice, comfy nest on the floor, open windows, a short table to set everything on.

You had been particularly stressed since you had had to start online classes. A lot of people could learn this way, but, you just couldn't

You were busy working and didn't notice when your feed cut out and froze then turned off.

He had asked Yamaguchi what he could do since Yamaguchi was surprisingly good with electronics.

He had gotten into your account and was messing with it. Somehow, since a computer and and his laptop were trying to use it at the same time it genuinely messed it up but that was a worry for later.

"Awww c'mon!" You said before you screamed in surprise.

Koushi had popped up from under your desk,"I think you need a break."

Asahi Azumane

Asahi is a super nervous guy, we been knew

But when he saw just how stressed his little baby was over your online classes

You were sitting in your living room on the floor, all your stuff spread out. You looked like you were spread so thin as you tried to keep up.

Suddenly your front door slammed open and big guy in a mask came in and snatched you up and took you outside after shutting your door.

You were of course until you got outside then you both started laughing.

Asahi had gone over this with you many many many times es just to make sure you were okay with it.

Aftwards he also kept worrying over you on whether he hurt you or not.

Nishinoya Yū

You know this boy would go all out for this

As loud and wild as he can make it

Yū had decided to be as obnoxious as possible. It was simple, yet highly effective.

Not only did you have to turn off your mic but your teacher asked you to turn off your camera as well.

Yū wasn't just a auditory nuisance but a visual one as well.

As long as he could be seen or heard he would either be being a pest or too funny for anyone to concentrate.

After your teacher had asked you to cut off your sound and camera you both obviously left.

Yū wanted to go and eat your entire fridge while you watch horror movies.

Tetsurou Kuroo

You know this man would bring in straight facts

He would cut down any of your teacher/professors excuses as to why you had to stay

"Too much time on a computer, phone or TV screen can cause serious retinal damage. If they can't see then they can't do the work you want them too. Life would be so much harder for them if they lost their sight."

With that he hurriedly turned off your computer and rushed you out of there so you guys could hang out and watch probably an animal science documentary.

Kenma Kozume

You know this boy is tech proficient

He would have your computer so screwed

Why even try

You go to get into your class but the potato filter is on and you can't fix it.

Your teacher is angry at you bc 'you're young and apart of the generation that grew up with this technology so figure it out and blah blah blah.

You're struggling so with the sound, you sound like you had just sucked on a can of helium.

Then the loud celebratory noise emitting from your computer and an all too familiar voice came over and said, " Not today, pudding." Then your entire computer "crashed".

Kenma entered the room very queitly as you sat there.

"It's not broken. But if you don’t play video games with me I won't fix it."

Toru Oikawa

This twink ass drama queen

I pity whoever dates this man if you have to take zoom classes

You know he would be super dramatic about it

You're sitting at your chair and are dutifully taking notes when your bedroom door is flung open.

There stands Toru.

His hands are on his hips and he's pulling his little pouty face.

"Now, little cutie. You have been ignoring me for weeks."

You look at him as if he had lost his mind. You just talked to him this morning.

"If I didn't know ow any better I'd say you had the hots for someone in that class!" He was slowly raising his voice.

"I thought we were happy?! I love you and I wanted to marry you."

Disconnected

After he had unplugged you're entire computer he giggled and kissed you, "Sorry little cutie, I just hate to see you so stressed from those stupid classes."

Hajime Iwaizumi

He gets enough drama from Shittykawa

So he's not going to create any of his own if he can help it

But he did think that video of someone "kidnapping" their friend was pretty funny

You were in the kitchen with a glass of water when Hajime very quietly came in. You had just baby heard your front door close.

He held his finger up to his mouth and pulled a bandana up over his mouth.

He skillfully it over him since this wouldn't be the first time you had had distractions from your friends during class.

You were curious about what he was doing.

Then all of a sudden you were grabbed from the side, the stool falling over as Hajime shut your laptop.

He carried you outside where Shittykawa, Mattsun, and Maki were waiting.

"No more classes for today."

"Yeah you get to have just so much fun with us," Maki said sarcastically.

Koutaro Bokuto

This man

This MAN

I love him to death but not only would he get the entire team in on it but he would screw it up somehow

You were on your bed with your laptop on a blanket in front of you as you listen to your teacher drone on and on and on.

Then you shrieked when your bedroom door was thrown open and three fairly big guys came rushing in.

Naturally you screamed in fear.

Koutaro was the one carrying you as the Konoha turned off your laptop and Akaashi stood there. He was so not with this.

The thing is, Koutaro didn't tell you on purpose so your reaction would be genuine enough to fool your class.

He got you so upset that Akaashi, Konoha, Anohori, Komi, Onaga, Sarukui, and even Washio were chastising him for it.

They weren't having his dumb shit today, no sir.

He made it up to you though, so did the rest of the team.

Keiji Akaashi

After dealing with Bokuto for what felt like a lifetime

He wanted to keep things simple and easy

Akaashi had just walked into your room while you were sitting at your desk.

He had pushed your chair out of the way and simple turned everything off. Saving any documents you may or may not have had open first of course.

Then he took your hand and he took you to a nice and quiet Cafe where you guys spent the rest of the day.

Satori Tendo

Itcha miracle boi

You know that when he starts to make you leave ethe teacher say soemthing he will fight them ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

He's ready to dish it out

Straight up insults them

You were sitting in bed with your laptop while Satpri was sprawled across your lap.

He hadn't disturbed doubt thus far. He was actually being very well behaved.

Thankfully with how you and your laptop set up, no one saw him chillin' like a villain in your lap.

That is until he groaned and started to whine about how boring it was.

Your teacher addresses you and scolds you for having Satoir there.

"Why, it's not like I'm distracting you. You're not doing anything anyways. Let's leave, my Paradise."

After that Satori had a long argument with your teacher, your teacher very clearly losing. More than half your class was losing it at this point.

"Look, you abarrent brat,'" thats when you got mad.

"Excuse me? What did you just call him??!!" You slammed your laptop shut after that.

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sorenskyhigh · 3 years

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What about a s/o that moves around in her sleep... Like me. I kick and I somehow end up upside down (my face at the end of the bed)... Kenma, Hinata, Tendou & Bokuto...

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A S/O That Flops Around Like a Fish Out of Water When Sleeping

Featuring Kenma, Hinata, Tendo, and Bokuto

Kozume Kenma

The first time Kenma sleeps in the same bed as you is when you offer to help him study in his senior year

Kuroo is, obviously, gone and busy with uni

You both study until it's dark so Kenma decides to stay there

You are putting your stuff up and getting ready for bed

You turn around and see Kenma already curled up under your blankets

You were going to let him have the bed anyway but he didn't even ask, boyfriend or not

"What are you staring at?" He asked and lightly patted the bed space next to him

You flushed, you knew you were a rowdy sleeper

You didn't want to end up punching or kicking your boyfriend!!!!

"No, I'm going to go sleep on the futon"

"What? Why? I'm not going to do anything, puddin'."

The little nickname he gave you made you weak

How could you say no? His pout was irresistible

"But I move around a lot in my sleep. I don't want to bother you."

"I'll be fine, pudding. Besides, we'll end up sleeping in the same bed someday, right?"

He smiled oh-so-innocently at you as you couldn't help but flush very very red

He patted the area next to him again, this time with more persistence

You slid in next to him saying "If I punch you and knock you out you can't be mad at me"

"I could never really get mad at you, pudding."

You were sleeping face to face holding hands

Not to long after you flopped over on your back, your arm dangling over the bed

Kenma wasn't a light sleeper by any means, but this was his first time sharing such a small space and being around you thus vulnerable

So he forced his eyes open

They burned from being tired

He saw your arm and knew it would go numb dangling like that so he brought it back over, turning you over as well

Then he was jolted awake from one of your legs flying over and resting across his thighs

He chuckled a little

You hadn't been joking when you said you moved alot

Then you practically scared the shit out of him when you pulled him into a bear hug

Kenma now felt very uncomfortable

His face was pressed into your chest and your legs tangled

One of your hands was woven into his now very messy hair

Kenma didn't know what to do

He didn't know where to put his hands that wouldn't be inappropriate

And one of your legs was pressing right against him crotch

You couldn't breathe well either since his mouth and nose were firmly pressed against you

You started rubbing his hair, still sound asleep

You whispered a very adoring Kenma before planting a kiss on the top of his head

He smiled little, still holding back laughter

Kenma started to slowly pull himself away, untangling himself from you

"No~o, Kenma!" You said clinging onto him even tighter

And somehow you were still asleep!!!!!

Kenma couldn't help but let out a small chuckle

He managed to free himself and wrapped his arms around you

One arm over your middle, the other coming up under your head

He planted a kiss on your forehead

You smiled sluggishly and happily slurred "My Kenma"

Thus made Kenma's whole week to say the least

He insisted the next day that you barely moved and that he had no idea what you had been worried about

A bruise on his shin said otherwise

But he hid it well with help from Lev

Shoyo Hinata

Hinata usually would fall asleep at the table while you help him with his homework after school

You would have to bring a single tatami and lay it next to your bed

He knew you were a wild sleeper bc you had accidently slapped him on accident when he'd sleep on a cot on the floor next to your bed

He would always joke that you'll take his eye out one day and he won't be able to see to play volleyball

He's a real good sport about it though

This time, Kageyama was studying with you and Hinata

You had been helping them out for awhile until you guys noticed that it was dark, like 11 at night

So Kageyama was staying over

Hinata said he could share your bed and Kageyama could sleep on the tatami

Kageyama made a joke about how he wanted to get soem sleep that night

Hinata started an argument with Kageyama about how he wouldn't do that and he wanted to wait until you two graduated

You honestly didn't want to hurt Hinata in your sleep, but you didn't have anywhere else for him to sleep and it was really late and both boys lived a good ways away from your house

You positioned the tatami a little further away from the bed than if Hinata were to sleep on it

Hinata likes to feel close to you even if you're smacking the shit out of him

Hinata decided to sleep on the outside bc once you were so active in your sleep you rolled out of bed onto him

Both of you woke up screaming and scared everyone in your house

Hinata quietly promised you he would sleep with his back to you

Kageyama was fast asleep in the middle of your room

Hinata was sleeping peaceful until you threw your arm over and just about took his eye out

He giggled, almost waking Kageyama up

Hinata very lightly poked your side and it caused you to roll over with a slurred sorry

He giggled again and fell back asleep

Hinata deftly throughout the night would tap you to wake you up enough to flip over

He's very understanding and works with you very easily with it

Satori Tendo

Satori always made you feel really safe when you cuddle so you fall asleep on him a lot

Honestly, bc he was so much stronger than you that he would snuggle you and pin you down

Satori would only let you move if you really needed too

He handles it the best on this list

You've never been able to smack him bc he never lets you

You told him about it and he took it in long strides

Get it bc he has long legs nvm

Anyways.......he actually finds it funny

Even endearing

He'll make jokes that you get very handsy

When you blush he'll take the opportunity to kiss you all over your face

Then continue to razz you by saying he likes how you're so forward when you're not in your right mind

Then he gets super flirty and says he'll make you lose it with his voice alone

Satori also completely enrapts you when you guys sleep so you can't move around either

Satori loves this about you actually, he can't even explain why he loves it but he just does

All of the things you think are bad about you, he cherishes and tells you he loves them

He so thinks the sweet things you say about him in your sleep are the best

But, even though he would never admit it to you, some of the things you say scare him

You've said things along the lines of "Can you see its heads, the man in the corner"

One time you said "Hey do you hear that?" And then someone knocked on the door

He whole heartedly believes you get teleported somewhere in your sleep

Koutaro Bokuto

The first time it happened, of course Kou thought you had randomly had gotten mad at him while you were sleeping and slapped him

It was the first time you guys had shared a bed and Kou was trying his best to not make you uncomfortable

He hadn't been able to fall asleep bc he was worried he'd cuddle you in his sleep

But your arm had swung over and domed him

He immediately woke you up and asked you what he had done wrong

You explained to him that you just moved around a lot in your sleep

You had to comfort him for an hour until he calmed down and was reconvinced that you in fact loved him still

He kept that in mind bc you also kicked him square in his juicy ass one time

He cried out so loud you woke up and he tried to stop you from crying and apologizing

Another time you grabbed his face and squished his face against your chest and screamed "I hope you win today, baby" and then proceeded to shove him off the bed

Do you have any idea how much strength you need to push his dummy thicc self off the bed?

He was so shocked that he just stayed there and stared at the ceiling for moment

He then got back into bed, very disturbed, and went back to sleep

Then there's the time you very forcefully grabbed his meaty bicep and licked it

Kou hasn't looked at you the same after that bc you said "Tasty sexy man muscles"

He never told you what you said but he started purposefully flexing just to get you to blush and giggle

Sometimes you flex with him and you both with jokingly flex at each other for like, twenty minutes in the kitchen

You guys do it in public now, too

Also, in his sleep, Bokuto heard you starting to move around so he held out his hand and did it at the exact right time to catch your wrist

He boasts about it all the time

Sorry this took so long, my birth giver decided to stay home for an extra day so I couldn't work on it

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sorenskyhigh · 3 years

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Hey Queen!!! I have to thank you for tagging me in your Tendo headcanons (love this man with all my heart btw). I don't want to take up your time with my ranting about him so, how about Tendo with a very flirty s/o and he kind of gets jealous. #jealousTendo. Love your writing and your blog. TY TY TY

Hey beautiful!!! It honestly makes my day when I know someone enjoys what I do!!! Thank you so much!!!

I would be more than happy to write about one of my top three favorite Haikyuu boyos

I hope you like this

Tendo Satori With a Flirty S/O

Tendo already didn't really like how flirty you were before you two started dating, but now that he's sharing his life with you, it really gets on his nerves

He doesn't want to say anything bc, you are really popular and he feels if he does you might leave him for someone "better"

Seriously this boy needs all the love and is precious someone love him and tell him everyday he is perfect

You don't really mean to be flirty, you honestly are just really social

But that doesn't stop guys and girls alike from flirting with you and becoming a little too touchy feely

Whenever someone starts getting too close to you, Satori will worm his way physically between you two

Tendo also never lets you go to hang out with friends alone

It's not like he's hovering over you the entire time, but he is watching

A lot of people that you used to hang out with that were unsavory now don't talk you bc Tendo scared them

He never would threatened someone, no not all

Its just his odd personality that's off putting

Yeah right.......anyways........

But sometimes, Tendo just can't help but get really jealous

Like one time when you two were at a rather high end party for your work

You both were dressed up and absolutely smexy

Tendo had his arm loosely draped around your waist as he followed you through the crowd of mutual, peers, strangers, and some work friends

"Paradise, I'm going to go get us some drinks. You wait right there and just keep looking amazing" he said as he tapped the end of your nose affectionately

He walked away and you were immediately swarmed with people who had been giving Tendo a good bit of distance

Only those with a spine of steel walked up and struck up conversation before he left your side

A guy that you barely knew from work was standing really close to your side as he excitedly talked and talked

You had pointedly took a step away twice so as to put space between you and him

He was a really big muscular guy that stood a good bit taller than you

You even had tried introducing him to some of your other work friends but his attention was squarely on you

"Sorry but can you please give me just a little bit of space" you ask very politely

"Why? What's the big problem with me standing this close to you? You've been flirting with me and leading me on for the past year. So you don't like me now that your boyfriend is here, huh? You're such a"

The guy was interrupted by a very very angry Tendo coming up behind you and wrapping a protective arm around you, pulling you to the other side of him

Tendo made himself a shield between you and the guy

"Were you perhaps about to call my Paradise a slut? Huh? Did you get your wittle feelings hurt bc she doesn't like your toxic masculinity? Were you gonna throw a fit about it, huh?" Tendo said in a mocking tone" Huh, tough guy?" He said with venom and a threatening glare

Tendo's face was inches away from the guy, who was stunned, intimidated, and angry

"I would suggest you never speak to her again unless you want me to shatter your soul to pieces" Tendo threatened, leaning away and wrapping both arms around you protectively

The guy huffed and left

Tendo then asked if you guys could leave, he was irritated

You obliged and he cuddled you for the rest of the night, not wanting to even leave you alone to go to the bathroom

"Satori I swear I wasn't flirting with him" you declare with an air of guilt

You thought Satori was angry with you

"I know my Paradise. But no one is ever allowed to talk to you or treat you like that. I will break them" he said rather threatening as he buried his face into you hair

"But, I must admit for the first time, my Paradise, I was very jealous"

You assure him that that guy wasn't worth it

"Not him, everyone else. I know you don't mean to come across as flirty but.......it always seems that way to everyone else and so they start flirting with you"

You felt a wet warmth in your scalp and continued to cuddle Tendo and assure him that he was indeed the only one for you

From that day on Tendo was very upfront about when he got jealous

If someone got a little too close he would declare himself as your protector and one and only

He sometimes would get very kissy and touchy with you if he noticed someone wasn't quite giving up after he announced himself

He never did anything too sexual but a butt squeeze here and a heated kiss there

Now, when you guys were home and alone after someone wouldn't give up on trying to take your attention away from Tendo well.... 😏

Let's just say Tendo has you pay him back ten fold

like by folding you over various pieces of furniture

But for the most part Tendo is good at not getting mad or too irritated

Especially if he gets compensated I'm not sorry

Well...........this took a turn even I didn't expect but I hope you like it

Anyways.........🤭 teehee

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sorenskyhigh · 3 years

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What Would They Be Like as Your Roommates?

👮‍♂️ Daichi Sawamura 👮‍♂️

You needed help paying the bills to your apartment

Daichi needed a place to stay and had a great resume, as well as great tribute towards the contract and rules

Very early riser

Has an alarm that goes of at like 4-4:30 in the morning

I feel like Daichi would have a very simply but strict morning schedule that he keeps

He would wake up, do some sit-ups and push-ups along with some stretches and then goes for a jog

He would wear really baggy sweats and muscle shirt or long sleeved (no matter the weather)

I feel like Daichi would have such a strict morning schedule that he would stop by the same coffee shop every morning and order the same drink and breakfast sandwich

He'd eat his breakfast, shower, and then start his day when he gets back

Daichi is a very considerate person so I also feel like, when he could afford it, he would buy you your favorite drink and breakfast food from that coffee shop

He'd say it was a peace treaty for being such a good sport and putting up with his early morning routine

Daichi would 100% HARP ON YOU to work on having a healthier diet and sleep schedule

I also feel like whenever he goes for an extra jog he would always without fail, ask you if you ant to join him even if you always politely decline

Daichi probably wouldn't have time to cook very often so when you do he would be SO SO SO thankful and happy that you thought of doing something for him

Daichi has a metal baseball bat right beside his bed just in case someone breaks, change my mind

I feel like Daichi's side of the room would be SUPER organized and very well put together, just like him 😉

Daichi has an album in his photos for each team member as well as one that's just labeled 'Nekoma' and is mostly pictures of him, Suga, Asahi, Kuroo, Yaku, Bokuto, and Akaashi

Daichi talks all the time about his memories with his friends and is always showing you pictures that go along with the story or to remind you who he's talking about

Daichi would, I feel, repeat stories a lot bc he's just so proud of what they did or missed them so much ya know

Daichi has scared off a creepy teacher that has threatened to fail you if you didn't sleep with them

Daichi will 100% drop everything and come to excort you to your guys' apartment if you don't feel safe

If Daichi were to work with a K9, he would definitely show off all the things his dog can do with the proudest dad smile ever!!!

You also notice that when you two go out grocery shopping during the day if it's a week day and around lunch, he'll buy some food and take it to a silver haired friend of his from highschool

Daichi did manage to get you to take a jog with him (later in the day, not his morning one) and he smoked you

He did come back and said very up beat "Why don't we end it here for today, huh?"

You and Daichi watch really terrible horror movies and talk shit about them

When Diachi is working out at home bc it's raining or something he listens to heavy metal or R&B, you can't tell me otherwise 😤

👩‍🏫 🏫 Sugawara Koushi 🏫 👩‍🏫

Moved into the dorm first

The whole 'are-you-sure-you're-okay-we-can-totally-switch-sides' conversation

I feel like Suga wouldn't have a super organized side but its not a mess either

Just a stack of papers here, some books there and maybe clothes over there but he keeps it relatively clean

Suga has a small cactus that he named either Isako (the sand child) or Yoshino (respectful, good)

Or he named it Tsukki after Tsukishima Kei bc it's prickly but just misunderstood, and if so, he also has a marimo he named Yamaguchi to Tsukki wouldn't be lonely

Suga probably wouldn't study inside your guys' room but instead would make a couple friends and have a study group bc he misses the noise of the team 😥

But he also wants to learn how to help people with varying personalities since he's going to be a teacher

When you all study you either study in a library or outside under a tree in a circle

During winter he always has either hot chocolate or coffee for everyone just the way you each like it bc he remembers those things

Suga also knows your birthday, anyone in your family that you're really close to's birthdays, and he probably knows your parents/guardians anniversaries

Disney 👏 movie 👏 marathons 👏 with 👏 blankets 👏 and 👏 snacks 👏

Suga only shares the plethora of snacks he hides in your room or he steals from the cafeteria with you when you two are hanging out in your room, sometime Daichi and his housemate join

Suga would help you choose and outfit for a date or interview and would be aggressively hyping you up the entire time

Suga definitely helps you with any family or relationship issues you have (he may go out and threaten/kill your exes)

Suga always walks everyone back to their rooms after a long study session if they live ilon campus. If they don't he asks them to text him when they get home so he knows their safe

Group 👏 Lunches 👏

You all always eat together and Suga goes with you to get everyone's food orders

Suga has a small chest of flash drives that are F.U.L.L. of pictures of his old teammates all the way back to his first year in highschool. He also has some videos stored in there and is always taking pictures

Suga wants to remember EVERYTHING

He's the reason why Daichi has so many photos bc he sends them to him

When Suga starts interning he always come home with the biggest grin

He loves spending time with the kids and will tell you stories about them all the time

You went to visit him during his break and all the kids were on him like white on rice

The kids loved him but he definitely wasn't a pushover

Those kids were well behaved because of him 👌

Whenever you'd visit him on his break, Daichi is always there already and brought him lunch

The kids have picked up on the energy that those two are dropping and LOVE Daichi, they think he's so cool 😎

I want to continue this with more characters and I plan on doing a 'They help you build gingerbread houses.'

So if you want me to continue this and act on the other idea let me know 😁

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🎄Making Gingerbread Houses 🎄

Nekoma

🎄Lev was more than likely the one to say that he's never made one before and how he really wants to *que giving Yaku and Kuroo puppy dog eyes*

❄Inuoka and Yamamoto INSIST that the team has to make some together after Haiba says this

🎁Their both bouncing off the walls so much, it's annoying Kenma

🎄Kuroo, Kai, and Coach Naoi talk it over

❄Surprisingly Coach Nekomata agrees that it would be a good team building exercise???

🎁They use the school's kitchen after getting permission for a weekend

🎄Akane asks if she can join, Taketora tried to make her stay home but she clung to his leg until he agreed

❄Yamamoto, his little sister Akane, Inuoka, Fukunaga, Haiba start a snowball fight outside before the Coaches came to unlock the doors

🎁Of course Haiba antagonized Yaku until he joined in

🎄This caused Teshiro to get hit square in the back of the head so, naturally, he wanted revenge

❄Yaku threw a ball of snow at Kai to engage him

🎁Shibayama and Kozume were hiding away from the others so they wouldn't get hit, though Shibayama kinda wanted to join

🎄Kuroo was about to go hog wild until he saw the captains round a corner and took control of the situation

❄Kozume and Shibayama were glad they didn't get hit with snow

🎁They all entered, the ingredients were already there, Kuroo and Kai had brought them in a two days ago

🎄Kai, Shibayama, Inuoka, and Teshiro were grouped together

❄Kuroo and Kai had set up groups and thought Shibayama would do better with Teshiro bc he's not so wild

🎁Kai was also really good at calming down Inuoka, who was really excited by the way 😁

🎄The Yamamoto's would be together with Kuroo and, of course, Kozume

❄Kuroo was being on his best behavior and keeping everyone else in line bc Coach Nekomata decided to join Kuroo's group

🎁Coach Naoi was in a group with Fukunga, Yaku, and Haiba

🎄Coach Naoi and the team were surprised when Coach Nekomata agreed to this tbh

❄Coach Nekomata knew, even though this seemed silly, this was very important for not only team growth but individual growth as well

🎁Doing things like this would help them each grow as individuals, and they were his team

🎄He wanted to see them succeed

❄Haiba was annoying the hell out of Yaku bc of his over enthusiam

🎁Yaku and Haiba were bickering, thankfully Fukunaga was in their group bc Kuroo was really busy at the moment

🎄Kuroo and had to take away Kozume's phone so he wouldn't play games while they were making the houses

❄Kuroo even shook Kozume down before they left their apartments

🎁But Kenma doing the bare minimum wasn't what was bothering him

🎄The Yamamoto siblings were being loud and making a mess, Kuroo having to constantly remind them to quiet down

❄Kuroo was surprised when Coach Nekomata put his hand Kuroo's shoulder gently and said "It's okay, let them haventheir fun. You're only young once"

🎁After hat Kuroo said no more against the two

🎄Thankfully the two reigned it in little

❄After that the only problem was with Yaku and Haiba

🎁Kai and Kuroo had those two together because they needed to learn to work together

🎄Fukunaga was put with them to hopefully help Coach Naoi

❄Shibayama was glad he was put in the group he was in bc Teshiro was nice and calm with Kai while Inuoka was energized enough to make it fun, but wasn't overbearing

🎁Kai almost felt bad for his captain for having to deal with the rowdy Yamamotos, a careless Kozume, and a warring Haiba and Yaku

🎄Shibayama was showing off some serious skill as he frosted the the shingles on the house, everyone was impressed as he was usually rather shy

❄Kozume was doing the bare minimum and only doing soemthing when asked to

🎁Inuoka was tasting the difference between the frosting/icing that came with the kit and the separately bought stuff

🎄He said the stuff with the kit was really gross 😝

❄The Yamamotos were telling stories excitedly about how they do this together every year and some other Christmas traditions they did in their house

🎁Haiba kept inquiring Yaku what his Christmas' were like, Yaku explaining his very normal Christmas' thank you very much

🎄Kuroo, naturally, started to tell everyone Christmas stories about Kozume, much to Kozume's embarrassment

❄Inuoka, much like Lev was inquiring Teshiro and Shibayama about their Christmas'

🎁Kai just stood back and quietly watched as everyone laughed while making the houses

🎄The atmosphere was warm, Coach Nekomata felt the same way as Kai

❄Inuoka wasn't very good as making cool designs with the frosting/icing as his hands were shaky, but he was really good when they had but the gingerbread pieces together, their's was the sturdiest

🎁Teshiro and Kai worked on putting the candies on the house where Inuoka suggested them, he had a good eye

🎄Yaku was desperately trying to clean up after Haiba as he had hurriedly open everything to taste test it (he didn't care for their taste except for the separately bought cans of coloured frosting/icing)

❄Haiba may or may not have taken one of the cans and sprayed a bunch straight into his mouth, shocking some and causing others to riot with laughter

🎁Yaku punched Haiba in the stomach making some spew out

🎄Good thing Fukunaga and Teshiro had fast reflexes and dodged the stream of fluffy frosting that spewed

❄Kuroo wouldn't admit it, but, he WAS thoroughly enjoying himself as he did his best to out do Shiabyama's amazing frosting/icing skills

🎁Since Kozume had really steady hands he was the one the place all the candies on their house

🎄Coach Nekomata very rarely interjected to give a colour based suggestion for the placement of the candies

❄Surprisingly the Yamamotos worked really well together and made their's really sturdy and not tilted (like Kai's group)

🎁Coach Naoi's group's was a mess

🎄The table AND the house

❄It was barely standing

🎁Of course Kuroo's group looked best since Taketora and Akane had been with them and they're "masters" as they had continually called themselves

🎄Though........their work station was a MESS

❄They brought their's to the table with Haiba, Yaku, Fukunga, and Coach Naoi's bc they were sure it would collapse if moved

🎁They all stood around their houses in a way they were in plain view as Coach Nekomata had asked Coach Naoi to take a picture

🎄Coach Naoi had set up his phone with a timer while they all got ready and stood

❄As the picture was taken Haiba's house collapsed and everyone looked

🎁The house was blurry and all their faces were partially as well as they had whipped their heads around to watch it fall in surprise

🎄Everyone's slightly blurry faces were captured in varying tones of surprise and humour

❄Since the Yamamotos did this every year, they, along with Kuroo, insisted that Coach Nekomata take it home

🎁He didn't want to at first bc he "barely did anything" but they managed to make him take it anyways

🎄Haiba had to put his mess in a box to take it home, there was NO saving it

❄Haiba was really happy though to Yaku's dismay

🎁Fukunga understood Haiba, he just really enjoyed the memory of making the houses for the first time

🎄Teshiro, Inuoka and Kai had practically forced the house down Shibayama's throat so he'd take it home since he had done such a good job

❄Shibayama had really wanted Inuoka to have it bc he had done just as much, but was ecstatic nonetheless

🎁Everyone went home with a few pictures from Coach Nekomata

🎄They hadn't noticed him take the pictures, but he had a lot

❄Kuroo was looking through them on the train next to Kozume fondly

🎁Kozume even paused his game to look through them a little on their way home

🎄Coah Nekomata asked Coach Naoi if he would help him when he went somewhere to print the pictures

Hope you like this, I'm doing Aoba Johsai next

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Might be a weird request but Tendou as a protective serial killer and his s/o doesn't know. Until she comes across him in front of murder scene. Let's just say kidnapping and he probs wouldn't let me go but would I mind... No. This is a weird request...😐😑😐🤣🤣🤣

NO!!! This is not weird at all!!! Honestly I live this!!! The comedy that could ensue from this has me just wksnejekjekw

Satori Tendo As a Protective Serial Killer Boyfriend

⚠️ If it wasn't already apparent, gore, and descriptions of a panic attack

First of all, he acted a lot like 707 does in Mystic Messenger

Super funny, super flirty, and makes you laugh like crazy

But you ask him out on a date and now he's borderline rude, very cold

Satori loves you, he does

But to bring you into he dark world he lives in.....he could never

He stays near you so he can protect you, but he stays farther away

He does everything he can to make you want to leave, to not want him

You keep pushing though

You'll be damned if you're letting this one get away

You knew he had trauma, you just didn't know how deep

Tendo also doesn't kill anyone in relation to you unless it's absolutely necessary

He may be a serial killer, but he only kills people he thinks are bad and don't deserve the breath they take from everyone else

It's around 10 at night. You're walking towards your apartment building. This was a nice neighborhood, but that doesn't mean there still aren't unsavory people lurking in the shadows in the alleyways between the beautiful French architecture.

The cobblestone street under your feet click clacked as you walked on. People passing you by every once in awhile.

It was a little chilly. The wind whistled as it struggled to pass through the tight knit homes and shops. The wind complimented a full moon that shined brightly in the pitch black sky.

You avoided eye contact with anyone you passed, but you made sure to check down every alley as you passed.

A scream sounded from a backstreet further down.

Naturally you froze in your tracks. The scream had been broken off at the end but a bubbly, wet sound. Your heart beat against your ribs, very painfully. Your breath became ragged and your throat burned.

You wanted to run the otherwise, call the police, something, but what if you were the only person standing between whoever that was and death?

What if you running away could mean their demise?

Your conscience got the better of you and you started inching along the front of buildings with your back towards the brick buildings.

You checked an alley and saw nothing, so you went to the next building and checked the narrow backstreet.

You almost screamed. You honestly would have if you could get enough breath to.

There, with blood splattered all over him, a crouched Satori Tendo.

He was tending to the body. He was removing the persons fingers, the eyes and teeth already in a jar that sat next to his feet.

Tendo was singing a song in Japanese. You have no idea what he was saying, you only spoke French.

His voice sounded haunting as it resounded quietly in the space around him. Echoing off the walls of the buildings.

His breath was visible from the chill in the air, though you, you felt a different kind of chill.

The kind that ran up your spine like boney children's fingers.

The kind of chill that caused that tingling feeling all over your arms as your hairs raised on end.

The kind of chill that made you feel nauseous.

You had no idea what to do. What was someone supposed to do in this situation? You were watching someone that you loved, dearly, dismember a random person that probably did nothing to deserve this kind of treatment.

A small breath finally escaped you. The smoke billowing out into the opening of the street.

You hurriedly pulled yourself back, trying not to make any noise.

All you could hear was the rapid thrumming of your heart.

Tendo switched to French so you could understand him."Now, now, now. Why did you have to go and start sneaking around. If you would have ignored his scream, you could have lived a long and fulfilling life. Probably".

His footsteps were getting louder. Your fight or flight kicked in and you jumped to your feet and started running.

Your feet smacked loudly against the stones, but yours weren't the only one. You could hear his loud and clear behind you.

As much as you wanted to think that Satori wouldn't hurt you, he did just murder and sliced someone to bits.

Your lungs burned and you could tell he was too close. Your feet hurt as you slammed them against the street. Your eyes started to water.

You stopped and turned on a dime. Tendou saw your face an stopped just short, your noses almost touching. His eyes were the ones wide with fear this time.

His hands were dripping with blood, a knife clenched in one.

You started to shake. Obviously you're scared. Who wouldn't be??? Your breath came out fast and in short, quick spurts.

Tendou very slowly and cautiously took a step back from you. His eyes had saddened as he stared into your soul.

"Call the police if you must. I refuse to hurt you, my Paradise." His words were barely above a whisper. You almost didn't catch what he said over your rapidly beating heart.

You couldn't speak, your mouth was suddenly so dry. It felt like sand had filled your senses, your lungs.

You were having a panic attack. You quickly grabbed the cloth over your chest and bent over. You couldn't get any breath and your mind couldn't focus on anything.

It happened so fast. Satori grabbing your wrist and leading you down the street with the dead person, picking up the jar full of fingers teeth, and eyes. He continued down and made many turns.

Your mind, from lack of oxygen, couldn't comprehend what was going on. Everything was so fast and so complicated. You felt dizzy. You felt even more nauseous.

He brought you to a duplex. He unlocked the door and guided you.

You could barely stand at this point. The blood; his hand covered in it.

Satori led you to his couch. Out of habit you sat down.

You don't know where he went or what he was doing. You didn't know what he would do to you. The only thing you did know was, that person's blood was on your wrist and the sleeves of your sweater. That as all you could focus on.

Your vision started to blurr and blacken out around the edge.

Everything from the wind, the creaks, the pipes; it all was so loud.

You barely noticed a how Satori cleaned the blood off your wrist. His hand was gentle and warm.

Your mind happened to think of the first time he had held your hand.

It was the first time you both had met. He had asked if he could brush a kiss across your knuckles. He said he would never touch someone, especially someone as amazing as you, without your consent.

You were being enrapt by the memory. It was calming.

His eyes had had a slight mischief and he brushed his soft lips across your fingers. His eyes has never left yours.

He then sandwich your hand between his two massive ones, leaning forward slightly so his breath would just barely dance across your skin.

"You were once shattered and then you had to use fire to melt the pieces so you could put yourself back together again, right? You're just like me."

His words that day were why you were here. His words were why you hadn't run when he gave you the chance. That day is why you were now breathing calmly on his couch as he sat on the floor on the opposite side of the room from you.

His large, ruby red eyes glistened with worry as you calmed yourself down.

Pt. 2 maybe?????? If enough people want me to continue this I will

Thank you to @thatfunnysprout for sending in another request and thank you for collaborating with me ❤

My request are currently open, don't be afraid to ask

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