based on this, thanks to @year2000electronics ‘s tag dhdjfk
[Image Description: A 4 panel comic featuring Gordan Freeman from Half Life But The AI Are Sentient. In the first panel, he is drawn pinching the bridge of his nose in exasperation while engaging in conversation that is cut off. Behind him loom some skeletons in the dark with glowing eyes. The next panel shows him turning to see them and going “…huh”. The next panel shows several of the skeletons introducing themselves. They each have features that match their introduction. The skeletons include: The forgotten skeleton, the heroic skeleton, the electric skeleton, the mischievous skeleton, the demure skeleton, the voluptuous skeleton, the diseased skeleton, the frightening skeleton, the portable skeleton, the weeping skeleton, the sulking skeleton, the occasional skeleton, the nightmare skeleton, and the sopping skeleton. Benrey is also there in a corner, saying “your mom”. The final panel shows Gordon gesturing back at the skeletons while they sing with the Black Mesa Sweet Voice at him. He yells “WHO IS INVADING BLACK MESA WITH DEFINED SKELETONS”. Benrey stands slightly behind him and to his right. He holds up a tiny skeleton and says: “The final skeleton”. End Description.]
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Yall are missing the point. Sonic has a thing for Keanu Reeves in the movies
It is the year of Sonadow
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Me when I think of all the cool stuff I have planned for Kid Leo Au:
Vs when I remember that I have to draw all that stuff
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Is your username true?
it's a reference lol. back in the day nico was often referred to as a 'tiny gay italian' in artwork and stuff. i thought it would be funny to change it to medium gay italian, because, you know, ghosts. it's extra funny for me because it is true. i am indeed medium ('bout 5'9/5'10 ish), indeed gay, and indeed italian, although i am mostly canadian (immigrant parent & grandparents).
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hidden wins for the sibs
roman: won the whole thing honestly well done, sexy eyebrow scar
shiv: will probably have a better relationship with caroline now
kendall: free from waystar, tons of gay sex with stewy in his future
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do you think when mary ran her fingers through christs hair she knew it was the final night she would truly see him "alive". do you think when she returned to see a man that she'd watched the blood drain out of, and his face was flush and smiling as if it had never happened, she had to stop herself from breaking down. do you think when she looks at him, hair falling over his shoulders and into his face, smiling as he tells stories of his youth, waving his hands in excitement, that a part of her still thinks her friend died on that cross and never returned. do you think when she hears him call her name, she has to remind herself it's not a hallucination. that he's "back". that he's not dead. and yet, when she hugs him, his body is cold, and she is reminded that her friend died on that cross and he can never return.
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"Not every window is a door, but most doors have windows."
"Don't tap on the glass. You might not like what happens next."
this is Kris the Kriptid, an AU Kris Dreemurr that may or may not be trying to inspire their own creepypasta. they think they're the scariest glitch entity to ever appear on a player's screen-- but they also think that accidentally setting off the smoke detector by burning toast when they were 10 qualifies them as an arsonist, so take that with a grain of salt. don't be fooled; they are still Kris under all that edge.
here they're singing the refrain from Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon for some funky composition practice; it just felt right for this menace and may or may not hint a LITTLE at what sort of wacky game-breaking nonsense I've got up my sleeve with Jailbroken, shhh
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I think one question I keep coming back to is, does the poll presuppose investigation? Take Lisa Simpson for example. If it's just Lisa Simpson as she is the she doesn't catch Kira because she would not get involved in the investigation in the first place. If she is first placed on an investigation team then she definitely catches Kira cause she's smart and creative enough.
((This whole time the prompts have been "If the Kira Task Force hired this guy and put them on the team". To put it bluntly, "gun to their head would they die in the Death Note universe". I'm sorry you all had to learn it this way. To further dash all your hopes, I'm a RaiMika truther (Note: this is different from a MikaRai truther. You figure it out.).))
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you know bsd is insane when the apocalypse started in the most recent chapter and literally no one is talking about it bc we're too busy going crazy over gay divorce
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