*professional wrestling announcer voice* and it looks like it's all over folks. The power team up of Sin and Death has won and the crowd is not happy about it. And, yep, S&D are strutting around the ring, taunting the crowd. Just bad sportsman in my opin-Wait...do you hear..what is that? Is that theme music? Who's song is that? Wait.. is that? It couldn't be! It is! JESUS CHRIST! IT'S THE SON OF GOD! WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS TAKEN OUT BY PONTIUS P. PILOT THANKS TO THAT SURPRISE BETRAYAL BY JUDAS, BUT HE'S BACK! HE'S ON THE TOP ROPE! AND HE! LOOKS! PISSED!
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My overarching political mood:
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Night Vale First Ward
A reminder for next week’s linger longer/potluck event. As stated in our last announcement, the theme this time is “Feast upon the Scriptures.” However for the sake of everyone’s stomachs, we ask that members DO NOT mix lemon jello with the book of Abraham. Brother Higgins is encouraged to stick with his original lime jello, Mosiah, and pear salad. (We love you Brother Higgins.)
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The nephites every 20 years
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Should I use this image for the program for my Ward's Easter service tomorrow?
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You might even say life is a Highway
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The Mormons did it first.
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Night Vale First Ward
It has come to our attention that the nursery leaders are being accused of many things including, but not limited to, teaching the children out of Elder James E. Talmage’s secret work Jesus The Christ and His Favorite Dinosaurs, The Children’s Songbook: Jazz Edition, and the Living Scriptures animated movie “Ehud and Eglon.”
We would like to remind our members that what happens in the Nursery Room…stays in the Nursery Room. Thank you.
Our next speaker…
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Mormon Memes - You Must Love Me
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