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elderdragonapologist · 2 years

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How do you feel about the characterization given to the elder dragons with the gen 3 leggys? They have such unique world views and I can see how each one of them got twisted into being more agressive. Like Zhi just wanting to help people not be afraid of death by ripping off the band-aid so to speak

So far I'm really enjoying the content we're getting for the elder dragons. I'll fully admit I was a dinosaur/dragon kid and as an adult nothing has changed and in game any snippet we got for the dragons as characters over force of nature had me raring to develop it further and think about who they are and what they could have been. I'm going to snip the..absolute essay I've typed continuing this for peoples dash's sake lol.

I've been pretty pleasently surprised that every drop has either aligned closely to my + my friend-slash-rp-and-worldbuilding-buddy's interpretations of them or has shed light to aspects we hadn't considered but made a lot of sense with what we already had. Zhaitan being our first drop and giving us a side that we never got to see (both because elder dragons be elder dragons and GW2's stories evolved in leaps and bounds since the personal storyline from 10 yrs back!) was so exciting cause Zhaitan is probably the dragon I leant into characterising first because his death always felt so tragic to me. I'm biased as a dragon-lover who hates any dragon dying but I think about the corner he was in and the urge to round him out was immense and he's kinda become one of my favourites. How I read the descriptons I can't help but see a theme/connection between Zhaitan and Trahearne in a way. That Zhaitan, in his own way, was trying to make something of Orr, admired the beauty of something long dead, in a similar fashion to Trahearnes love, he dedicated his life to studying it after all. Mordremoth was also wild to me because gonna be honest I found it VERY hard to decide who he was. The legendary text gave me a lot to see his angle with the Sylvari and whilst I see him as being the most similar in nature to the Mordy we meet in the canon, I understand his reasons so much better. (He's still probably up there for hardest dragon for me to write as other than Jormag, though in Jormags case its I'm not as good at being so chatty whilst also keeping so much close to chest.) My interpretation, headcanon (is it headcanon if this is basically what the canon says?) I guess, about what we see in the weapons and the hints of character is that... ultimately the dragons were doomed to what they became. That they were individuals with unique personalities which coloured their personal form of 'corruption' as such but that their purpose of handling the worlds magic would inevitibly steal away who they were, void poisoning I guess you could call it. That doesn't excuse the harm all of them have caused the world of course. But it sure as hell makes me feel very deeply for this messed up family who never really had a chance of turning out any better. I am both excited and terrified to see how they handle Primos weapons after seeing Jormags. I feel like it may help enlighten some of Jormags descriptions because I go back and forth with how I'm reading Jormags flavortext at the moment. (Then of course in future we'll get Soo-Won, who we got a decent amount of speaking time with but I would LOVE to hear more from Momma Dragon herself)

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #longpost #ask #end of dragons spoilers #elder dragons #gw2 loreposting #kinda #what i'm saying relies on lore slash plot shown in EoD so thats a heads up for people lol #zhaitan #primordus #jormag #mordremoth #soo-won #kralkatorrik

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localhornist · 2 years

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100 Year War 2 - Dating Edition!

So another fate au, this time one ive joint worked on with @k1ng0fn00ts called 100 Years War 2: Dating Edition!

Set in modern times in a world with magjc, it follows primarily Mordred in a magic International School, with stuff varying from basic slice of life to angst. Of the Pendragon fam, there is:

Artoria, Mordy's previously single dad who works as the CEO of a MagiTech company, having previously worked at a security company after leaving the military.

Irisviel, Arty's wife and Mordred's step-mom, meating them when Arty's company was hired whilst she and Kiritsugu were still together, before his death.

Morgan and Arthur as Arty's older and younger siblings respectively. Whilst old family stuff meant all three weren't close, other stuff helped them grow close together again.

Saber (artoria alter), Arty's much younger half-sister, who's more of an older cousin to Mordred than an aunt. Works as a vet.

Illyasviel, Mordred's younger step-sis and a sassy 10 year old.

Shirou, step-brother who was adopted after one of Kiri's jobs.

Merlin, the adoptive parent of Saber after their dad passed away shortly after their birth, and alongside Da Vinci built up the MagiTech company and took the pendragons under their wing.

Ari and Ami (Aria and Ameli, based on Lion King and Storm King), biological twins of Merlin and an older sister to Saber

Kairi - family friend, met Arty dhring their military service. Gets away with lots because Iri falls for his sad boy act. Crimes include giving Mordy a tank.

Then there's other characters. Of them there is:

The d'arc twins, Jeanne and AJ, and their younger sister Lily. AJ is a big rival to Mordy and, looking identical to Jeanne, causes confusion for Mordy when he meets the more mild mannered twin. This little confusion ends up being the start to their eventual relationship. Lily is just a lil pissshit.

Gudako and Gudao, twins. MtF and FtM. Gudako is a rival to Gudako, however when this rivalry ends up spiraling, AJ eventually opens up to her, sparking an odd friendship that eventually goes further.

Cu Chullain, good friends with Mordy and an eventual wingman as he tries to ask out Jeanne.

Frankie, Jeanne's friend, and has non-speaking autism, and wears silencing headphones to help stop overstimulation. Ends up becoming friendly with Mordy after he shows he knows sign-language.

Astolfo, a band kid (tuber) and somehow friends with everyone - no one knows where he's from (Quebec). Also has "The Tea" on everyone, so finds Mordy and Jeanne's mutual crushing hilarious.

Lancelot, Guinevere and Mash - family friends of the Pendragons. Mash is friends with the Gudak twins.

Nightingale - school nurse, Saber's long time crush (joined Med school just to impress her)

Shakespeare - english and drama teacher, secretly dug tunnels underneath the school do he could get to both classrooms quickly.

Jack - foster kid in the younger years, friends with Lily.

Sieg and Siegfried - brothers, Siegfried is in college.

Iskandar - same year as Mordy and folks, kept back one year.

Waver - nerd friends with Sieg, both play DnD. Besties with Iskandar.

Achilles and Atalante are part of the volleyball team, Chiron is their coach.

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brightwingedbat · 1 year

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6, 10, and 18!

6 - Did they chase after Caithe together or was one/were some on the airship with Trahearne during the start of HoT?

Marcus appeared from a mist hole alongside Rytlock to come save the day, meeting a very angry yet overjoyed Naz who never wants him to leave her like that again.

So, safe to say. They both chase after Caithe, though in the end, Nastazya is who gets chosen by Aurene's egg. So Marcus isn't able to follow Naz in through the trials.

BONUS FACT Chip Ironwelder WAS in fact on an airship in the assault alongside his twin sister Calypso Fellstalk. Though neither are commander material, it's worth a mention. They both survive and stay around Verdant Brink to rescue survivors, before Chip meets up with the main 2 to fight Mordy.

10 - Which one died to Balthazar?

Nastazya got the fireball to the face, while Marcus was incapacitated after Balthazar broke his blackout visor and the voices of Kalla and the charr overwhelmed him.

Man was partially responsible for Balthazar getting out too, having been with Rytlock in the Mists. Marcus was broken like never before, guilt and loss heavier than it ever has been. When Naz came back to life he just stood there, tear-stained fur and unable to barely speak before she assured him. He cried a lot that day.

(Oh, and I headcanon that the revival healed away any damage Balthazar did to Naz there.)

18 - Do they share responsibility at the same time or do they hand it off as needed?

Answered here!

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #charr #nastazya ragewelder #marcus furyclash #chip ironwelder #answered

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zhenghuaz · 2 years

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HI MY FRIEND. holds up ur fuckibg PINK PLANT FELLA. LETS GET THIS BREAD.

🌷🌼🌴🌈🍃

🌷- black coffee. put donuts in a blender. Make them a fine paste. Smack that baby into a mug. Pour the black coffee over it. Get some whipped cream. Smother it in white cream. grab a cherry. Place it directly on top. boob apple teath

🌼 - layers and layers, I like that he's funny and stupid but also riddled with horrific anxieties. he's a fun character to play with honestly, because he could bathe in nothing but barbecue sauce and nobody bats an eye

🌴 - DO I GET MARWYD POINTS IF I SAY MARWYD. no. um. oh god good question. Honestly speaking? I'd say zheng hua has been alone for a very, very long time. he has a twin sister who he gets contact every so often with, but she's a leader of another whole entire thing that he can't keep up with. and she's got her own problems. he has the guild, they're like a family, sure - but late at night, there's nobody there beside him, he's always the one solving people's problems - and don't get me started with trahearne (head in hands). He's a very lonely guy and in terms of favourite person, he really...doesn't know

🌈 - so much. he likes that he can make sugar cookies filled with tartar sauce and everyone has such a visceral reaction but he hates every other thing about himself probably. he hates that he doesn't have pinkeye, he hates that the end of his cape gets caught in doorways, he hates that mordremoth ruined his hair, oh and balthazar. he hates that he can't calm himself down as easily as others and he hates that his ass is flat as a fuckcing concrete road. he also hates that he killed literally all his friends (thanks mordy)

🍃 - ourple

#HI HI HI HI HI #he dangles like a christmas ornament #asks

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snikt111 · 4 months

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TIRED of people drawing astarion (and gale! and halsin! and minsc! and jaheira!) so smooth faced and young. mf they have wrinkles and that is OKAY! let them be older and sexy.

(hey and if youre feeling spicy, maybe also give shadowheart some age love, hm? she deserves it too….)

#bg3 #mordie speaks #jaheira #halsin silverbough #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #minsc #bg3 minsc #shadowheart #ch: bloodlust #ch: weave #astarion ancunin

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el-is-away · 1 year

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Can I get Pryman for the ask meme?

@mystery-salad

thank u for asking!! esp about him 😭 no one ever remembers my boy

01. Full name: The Pryman or just Blaidd

02. Best friend: The Hoaxer (@mithosis' !!), Noereen, Pheanois (@rostomanologist's)

03. Sexuality: bi

04. Favorite color: deep blue

05. Relationship status: taken! in a happy throuple <3

06. Ideal mate: any will do, especially the ones he is with now.

07. Turn-ons: play-fighting, a touch of 'unhinged' in ones character..

08. Favorite food: a good, hearty soup!

09. Crushes: Noereen and Hoaxer. 4evs

10. Favorite music: folk

11. Biggest fear: to be used and abandoned, betrayal

12. Biggest fantasy: to have a proper family (whatever that means for a sylvari lmao, prolly just an abundance of pets or something) and settle down eventually!

13. Bad habits: overbearingness. cares a bit too much

14. Biggest regret: the fact that he used to be violent to others for no reason but him being confused about everything. still feels bad about that. and probably meeting his ex.

15. Best kept secrets: his previous life before meeting noereen..

16. Last thought:

17. Worst romantic experience: his ex, a charr by the name of Mordecai. generally speaking, they were already very volatile together, but the fact that Mordi left him without an eye in their last fight really seals the deal as the worst ever romantic experience!

18. Biggest insecurity: being too simple and a bit slow. no matter how much he tries to care, he can never get into complex stuff like proper magic and tech.

19. Weapon of choice: a brazier torch and a sword

20. Role Model: doesn't have one.

here are some real sexy old screens i made of him but just never posted,,,

#gw2 #sylvari #oc #the pryman

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alastors-radioshow · 11 months

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"At least one is not alone on that notion."

They could be tired and grumpy together.

#::I've Got A Game I Want To Show You - The Muse Speaks::#::How Entertaining! - Dash Commentary::#//Mordy ain't the only one #::Two Of Hearts~:: - AxCat

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roachzrivia · 11 months

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help i’m experiencing emotions and i don’t like it

#mordi speaks #i need him to get back in the fucking box #literally only clara will know what i'm talking about here lmao

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megan-loves-surveys · 8 hours

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#32. (sex survey in here, btw)

What was the last big change through which you went? Do you deal well with change, typically? Have you always? Mmm, it was getting a boyfriend and him actually being long-term haha. And it depends on the change.

What is something fun you have done within the past week? Maniacs show last night was very fun, I went with my wrestling friends and the crowd was big and rowdy.

Have you ever read any self-help books? No.

Do you thank the bus driver? Yep. The only time I don't is when it's super busy and the driver likely wouldn't hear me. Otherwise I always do.

Are you scared of needles? No.

Do you know anyone who is/was a drug addict? No.

Do you tend to cave into peer pressure? Not at all.

Do you still talk to the person you last made out with? Yep.

Who was the last person you went to the movies with? My boyfriend.

Do you ever fear falling asleep? If I'm being honest, a few times I have, but it's just my anxiety acting up. When my heartrate was being weird, I told my boyfriend and he was like "stop being silly, you'll be fine, you'll wake up tomorrow and annoy me immediately" LMAO. Of course, he was right :P

What do you think is the youngest age someone should lose their virginity? I was 14, I think it should be older than that. 16 is the age of consent here and that's fine.

Do you believe in abstaining from sex until marriage? Good lord no. I don't want to get married, does that mean I should just never have sex? Get the fuck outta here lol. If you wanna do that, more power to you but everybody should make their own decision on that, it's nobody's business when people have sex, that's personal.

What is your sexual orientation? Bi.

What is something you have acquired with age? Hmm.

Do you enjoy history? Not particularly.

Have you ever changed religions? I've never had a religion to change.

Have you ever lied about your gender? No. People have accused me of it though, I've been accused of being a dude loads of times online. It's stupid lmao, I had a bunch of pics of myself and if I was gonna lie about being somebody else, I'd use pics of a much hotter girl LOL.

Have you ever designed your own Facebook timeline cover? I have, kinda. I put together a montage of pics of me meeting The Shield guys when I finally got to meet Seth and had it as my cover pic for ages. Now I just have a pic of The Shield as a group xD

What is one site that closed down that you wish would come back? Bzoink lol, it closed down not that long ago, it was my main site for surveys. I'd also love different forums I posted on to come back so I can re-read the threads I posted on and that.

Are you a fan of the Saw movies? Not really, I've seen a few of them but they're not really my thing.

Do you ever forget how old your siblings are? -

Who last talked about kissing you? My boyfriend.

Did you speak to your father today? Not today, but he liked my last FB post lol.

Would you ever get gauged ears? No.

Do you believe in moving in together before engagement or marriage? Sure, if that's what you want.

Did you ever give a hickey to the last person you kissed or you guys didn’t go that far? Hickeys are gross, I told my boyfriend if he gives me, I will kick his ass LOL, so I wouldn't give him one either.

List five of your favorite YouTubers. Call Me Kevin, ashens, Gray Still Plays, HeroVoltsy and Matt Rose. CMK and GSP do absolutely chaotic gaming videos, ashens reviews knockoff and cheap items, HV is a Pokétuber who plays fangames and ROM hacks and Matt Rose does insane videos where he reads things from the internet.

What pet names do you use with your significant other? I mostly call him babe or baby.

Who is your best online friend? All of my Discord wrestling friends, but I get on with Mordy and Donnie the best.

Who knows more about you: online friends or offline? Online tbh hahaha.

What’s something you find unconventionally romantic? When my boyfriend attempts to show interest in things I know he doesn't give two flying fucks about, haha. It's so cute seeing him try when I ramble on about girl groups or boybands xD He tries to be interested cos he knows it means a lot to me, and I find that very lovely.

List 3-10 things in nature you find amazing. Um...

What is one song that you’ve been listening to on repeat lately? Most of Madison Beer's Life Support album, but "Effortlessly" the most from it.

Do you enjoy creative writing? Yes.

Do you sleep with just a sheet in summer when it’s hot? Yes, I have a duvet but I always throw it off immediately when I get in bed haha. I HAVE to have a cover of some sort on me even if it's blazing hot, otherwise I can't sleep.

Do you get bursts of creative energy or is it more consistent? I definitely get bursts.

Have you ever been chased by a dog? Yes.

Is your voice high, low, or somewhere in the middle? Lower than what you'd expect from me.

What’s the next friend or family birthday coming up? Will you buy them a present? My boyfriend on May 1, and I've bought his present, I'm getting him aftershave and a shirt he had his eye on but keeps forgetting to buy lol.

What was the last book you read? Reach For The Stars.

What are your plans for tomorrow? Work, and the gym afterwards.

Is there a gang problem in your area? We have gangs, but I don't know if they're a "problem" as such. The ones we see just go jogging and are always polite when they pass you LOL.

Do you make your Starbucks order more complicated if it isn’t busy? No, I stick to my main favourite drinks.

Would you date an already attached person? No.

When you marry, will you wear white? I'm not getting married.

Is there anything significant happening this month? April is almost over and nothing big is happening for the rest of it - next month is my boyfriend's birthday, a few WWE PPVs, a few indie shows and Eurovision. Gonna be a fun month.

What are your grandfathers’ names? Jack was my Granddad on my Dad's side... I'm gonna admit I don't know my other Granddad's name, cos I never met him :(

Have you ever seen a snake in real life? Only in a zoo or something lol, cos there isn't snakes in NZ.

Do you know anyone that has been held hostage before? No.

Can you ever hear dogs barking from your house? Does it annoy you? Yep. One of our neighbours has this dog that loves to bark whenever they go out and leave it alone, it's so annoying. The poor dog gets ignored a lot.

What’s your main reason for booking taxis? I don't remember the last time I took a taxi in NZ lol. So I guess the main reason is that I'm traveling and in a foreign country xD

When was the last time you saw your partner (or your best friend)? Partner - yesterday, he picked me up from work. Best friend - a few weeks ago, before she went to Japan.

How did you sleep last night? I slept alright.

Do you like candy corn? Never had it.

Are you bored right now? No.

Do your grandparents speak English as a first language? Yes.

Do you remember to turn lights off in the rooms you’re not actively using? Most of the time, but I forget the hallway light when I come down the stairs sometimes.

Do you have many snacks in your house right now? Yeah, I have two bags of chips in my room and a few other things.

Do you keep alcohol in your house? Sometimes.

Did you have a bunk bed when you were a kid? Yes.

tmi/sexual survey

What was your first “adult” experience? Does masturbation count? Cos that xD Otherwise, it was giving a boy a blowjob lol.

What’s the hottest thing you’ve done to someone else? My boyfriend says the hottest thing I let him do is cum inside me! He loves it.

Do you like giving head? If I'm being honest, I really don't like it, mainly cos it's super easy to trigger my gag reflex and then I panic. My boyfriend thankfully isn't too obsessed with it, he says that getting to do anal, cum inside me and do a bunch of other kinky things more than makes up for it.

Would you rather give head or receive it? Receive, but I don't ask my boyfriend to do it much cos I don't want to be selfish. If he's not getting it, neither am I.

Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Yep.

Have you ever fooled around outside? Yes! I've had full on sex outside hahah.

What are you wearing now? Nothing sexy lol - yoga pants and a Mox t-shirt. And ugg boots xD

Where is the craziest place you’ve done it? In a bathroom at a nightclub.

Do you like sexting? Yes! My boyfriend and I do it all the time, it's great when I'm at work and I get a dirty message from him xD

When you’re on top, what’s your favorite position? I like facing the guy, so you can see each other's faces.

Do you like eating ass? It's alright haha.

Would you rather eat ass or have your ass eaten? Have it eaten.

Do you find older people/partners attractive? My boyfriend is 18 years older than me, what do you think? :P

Do you like being naked or are you shy about it? It's fine! I've taken naked pics and stuff.

Have you ever fooled around with more than one person in one day? Yes.

Have you ever done stuff around other people? Oh yeah. Once we went to a get together at one of my boyfriend's friend's places, and everyone crashed there afterwards cos we'd all been drinking. My boyfriend and I had sex with one of his friends right next to us xD I have no idea if he was awake or not though lol.

Do you ever fantasize about an ex or a previous hookup? No.

Have you ever gotten or given car head while driving? I have, but it's dangerous so I prob won't do it again xD

Have you ever had a threesome? If not would you like to someday? Yep. It was me and two guys.

If you could have sex with any porn star, who would you choose? I don't know porn star's names haha.

Do you like getting tied up? How about tying someone else up? I LOVE getting tied up.

Most embarrassing sex thing you’ve confessed to a friend? Haha not sure.

Have you ever been caught fooling around? Yes.

How old were you when you started masturbating? I was super young like 3 or 4 years old from what I remember.

What was your go-to sexual fantasy in high school? I had fetishes right from my teen years, so one of them.

What’s the highest number of sexual positions you tried in one session? (feel free to name a few if you can remember) 4 or 5, probably?

Would you suck on anyone’s toes or let them suck yours? Yeah, sure.

Favorite things to do or have done to you during foreplay? Oh, everything. Nipple play, groping, mutual masturbation, stripping etc.

What is the riskiest text you’ve ever sent? I sent my boyfriend a dirty text when he was at work and it came up on his screen as he was showing a coworker something on it LOL xD Luckily, it was one of his friends and they thought it was funny.

Have you ever hooked up with a friend? Yes.

If you knew there would be no future repercussions, do you think you could ever be a porn star? Haha maybe xD

What’s an instant turn-on for you? Petnames like baby girl or kitten haha.

How old were you when you had for first kiss? 7.

What’s the kinkiest thing a partner has asked you to do? Did you do it? If I said it, I'd probably get banned or get in trouble lol.

What’s the farthest you’ve gone on a first date and did you think that would happen beforehand? Oh, I've had sex on a first date haha.

Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold someone else? Be blindfolded.

Would you ever have phone sex? Oh yeah sure, my boyfriend went to Wellington for a work thing last year and we talked dirty on the phone while he was there LOL.

What do you think of open relationships? If it's your thing, then you do you, that's cool.

What’s the longest you’ve gone without jerking off? Haha maybe a week xD

Is there a position that you would like to try, but have not done yet? There's a few I'm unable to do cos of my shoulder, so one of those.

Have you ever hooked up with a coworker? No, cos since I've been at my job I've been with my boyfriend haha.

What’s the most memorable sexual experience you’ve had? There's so many to pick from, I can't decide.

Would you lick someone’s armpits or let them lick yours? Sure.

Have you or would you try BDSM? I do, I love it! I love a bit of pain.

How many exes’ numbers are still in your phone? None.

Have you ever caught someone else having sex or masturbating? Maybe, not sure.

Would you say you have a (physical) type or type(s), and if so how would you describe it? I would say no, but then again I think I kinda do cos one of my exes looked a lot like Jon Moxley xD

Have you ever had sex with someone that you weren’t really attracted to? No.

Is there a sexy scene from a movie or porn that you would want to try and recreate? Not that I can think of.

What do you find most attractive in a partner/hook-up? So many things.

Have you ever hooked up with your teacher/professor? No, cos I did university online, and I didn't fancy any of my high school teachers LOL.

Big ass or big dick? Big dick, thanks.

Do you like sending/receiving dirty pictures? Yes, love it!

Do you like to edge? I do yes, but I also have a hard time holding on xD

Have you ever recorded something sexual? Yep.

Do you like being dominated in bed, or do you like taking the lead? I am a major sub haha.

Do you like dirty talk? Yep.

Do you prefer to top or bottom? Bottom.

Do you like your hair pulled? Being spanked? etc. Spanking is amazing, I don't see it as a punishment, I love it haha. And hair pulling is hot too.

Most inappropriate place or time you’ve gotten aroused? At work. Thanks to my boyfriend sending me a dirty text lol, I was on reception too xD

Favorite sexual compliment you’ve ever received? Hmm.

Do you own any toys? I have a Satisfyer vibrator and some anal beads. I think I might buy a new vibrator though cos I think the battery in my current one is dying, I have to charge it way more these days.

What is your favorite position with you on the bottom? Missionary where my boyfriend folds me in half haha.

What’s one public place where you would want to do it? Anywhere where it's easy to get caught, but I don't want to get arrested LMAO.

Biggest kink or fantasy you’re willing to admit? I'm pretty much open to anything.

What is your go-to sexiest pair of underwear or outfit you own? My boyfriend loves it when I wear this super tight black playsuit, it shows off cleavage and legs xD

Does the thought of recording a video or being watched turn you on? Yes!

Do you shave? I get Brazilian waxes, shaving is way too itchy and I miss bits so I let a professional do it for me.

Do you prefer your partner shaved, trimmed, or all natural? My boyfriend is trimmed, but really I don't mind.

Have you ever tried roleplay? If not, would you? Sure, yes. Last year for my boyfriend's birthday I dressed up as a police officer and arrested him HAHAHA.

What kind of outfit or clothing would you like to see a partner in? Hmm, good question. He wants to dress up for me for my birthday, so I guess I need to think of something xD

Have you ever choked someone or been choked during sex? Yes, absolutely love it. My boyfriend knows how to do it properly without hurting my neck.

How often do you watch porn? For my porn needs, I mostly use BDSMLR, but I do watch actual porn too.

Last time you jerked off? Yesterday, lol.

Have you ever done or received a striptease/lap dance? Would you want to? Yep, I've given one and received one before, I went to a strip club YEARS ago for a laugh and my friends dared me to get a lapdance lol. She did a good job!

Would you rather hear or watch a partner pleasure themselves for you? Watch!

What’s one thing you would like more of in bed? My boyfriend does everything I want, and he's always asking me what I want more of.

What kind of porn do you usually watch? I like pretty much everything, but I always skip blowjob scenes lol.

Weirdest sexual experience? Prob the time with an ex where my back gave out on me and it legit locked me into place and I couldn't move, and I was on top LOL. My ex thought he was doing a bad job but my back just wasn't cooperating haha.

#surveys #survey #personal survey #random survey #sex survey #so maybe tmi for some

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