#monsieur thenardier

[oldbooksandnewmusic]

#les mis #les miserables #Poll #jean valjean #fantine #Cosette #eponine #marius pontmercy #javert #enjolras #les amis #monsieur thenardier #madame thenardier #patron minette #bishop myriel #the brick #les mis letters #I don’t think I’m missing any one major but if so I’m very sorry #this book just got too many people in it idk what else to say man

[jelly-sandwichy]

finally made it to volume 3!!! time flies when ur reading a book with +1400 pages😊😊heres some more drawings/sketches i havent posted yet

#les mis #les mis fanart #cosette #jean valjean #inspector javert #valvert #eponine #jellysandwichy art #fanart #drawing #art #dont take the last one too seriously #monsieur thenardier #madame thenardier

[alastorvalentine]

Yknow what FUCK boops which les mis character are you beating to death with your little paws (whether its affectionate or of hate is up to you)

#shitpost #Just kidding i love boops ♥️ #les miserables #jean valjean #cosette #marius pontmercy #inspector javert #bishop myriel #enjolras #gavroche #grantaire #Eponine #monsieur thenardier #mme thenardier #Fantine

[its-to-the-death]

Villain Song Showdown Bracket E Round 2

Slipping (Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog) - Villain: Dr. Horrible

Master of the House (Les Miserables) - Villains: Monsieur Thénardier & Madame Thénardier

#villain song showdown #villain song showdown round 2 #vss bracket e #dr horrible's sing along blog #dr horrible #monsieur thenardier #madame thenardier #les mis #les miserables #tournament poll #Youtube

[aaxooli]

errmmm he’s right behind me isn’t he

#this book is so corny #in the best way possible #I’ve heard this quote out of context but like in context is even better lmfao #why does Javert just materialize everywhere #can he teleport or something #I’m convinced he can he’s an odd fellow #anyway #les miserables #javert #javert les mis #monsieur thenardier #I love thenardier by the way he’s a little silly #in a rapid raccoon kind of way #my art

[the-wraxall-illustrations]

#my posts #les mis #les miserables #victor hugo #lascelles wraxall #wraxall translation #lynd ward #lm 1.4.2 #monsieur thenardier #madame thenardier

[notallbloodmages]

trying to do some pixel art practice and i GOTTA use my blorbo for inspiration

#Alun Armstrong from my shows #master of the house #les mis #monsieur thenardier

[dolokhovisreal]

#les mis fanart #les miserables #madame thenardier #monsieur thenardier #les mis korea

[thekimspoblog]

Even if they never reprise their roles in Breaking Bad, I'm sure Bob Odenkirk and Rhea Seehorn will play opposite eachother in something again sooner or later, considering they seem to be besties IRL. I just hope it's some vaguely Thenardiers-esque married duo, because I mean give the people what they want.

#rhea seehorn #bob odenkirk #mcwexler #monsieur thenardier #madame thenardier #let's be honest bob kind of plays the same character everything he's in #make them kiss #mr show

[popcornoncemore]

Les mis Tumblr, I just discovered that a group did an ice skating production of master of the house:

#popcornwithnate #les mis #les miserables #ice skating #madame thenardier #monsieur thenardier

[fourteentrout]

say what you will about dog eats dog, i'll never not love that up beat DOOT doot DOOT doot DO do DO right before the main chorus/"it's a world where the dog eats the dog" part. does anyone know what I'm talking about. I'm mostly talking about the original broadway version but it's in pretty much every version, I just like it best in that one.

#les mis musical #les mis broadway #broadway #musicals #les miserables #monsieur thenardier #dog eats dog #les miserables musical

[oldbooksandnewmusic]

I wanted to post this right after the 'favorite character poll' ended but then i forgot it exited for a bit...

#les misrables #les mis #my art tag #the brick #more travel doodles #jean valjean #javert #enjolras #les amis #gavroche #monsieur thenardier #madam thenardier #montparnasse #eyestrain

[capitainecorbeau]

1980!Valjean offering 30 more sous to the Thenardiers when they keep trying to extort more money for Cosette is hilarious. That's 1,5 francs. All he gave still add up to 1500F but that's even better, he apparently just gave them 1498,5F and then rounded it up :D

#plmart #les miserables #les miserables musical #jean valjean #monsieur thenardier #madame thenardier

[alastorvalentine]

how i imagine different les mis characters would snore. Can you tell im running out of ideas for posts

javert:

specifically wearing this outfit

valjean: javerts but aggressive

They sleep together and it sounds horrific.

cosette:

I do not know how to explain this one.

marius:

Pile of drool included.

fantine:

Thenardier (both of them):

Thats all i have to offer because finding snoring sound effects that arent reuploads of the same three videos is a pain

#les mis shitpost #shitpost #les mis #javert #inspector javert #jean valjean #valjean #valvert #cosette #cosette fauchelevent #marius pontmercy #fantine #monsieur thenardier #madame thenardier

[its-to-the-death]

Villain Song Showdown Bracket E Round 1

Master of the House (Les Miserables) - Villain: Monsieur Thénardier & Madame Thénardier

Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants Off Santa (Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer) - Villains: Cousin Mel and Slime

#villain song showdown #vss bracket e #villain song showdown round 1 #les mis #les miserables #monsieur thenardier #madame thenardier #grandma got run over by a reindeer #cousin mel #tournament poll #Youtube

[lesmiserablesabridged]

An Interlude

Narrator: *walks in, clearly drunk, followed by Les Amis, all of whom are also drunk, including Enjolras*

Marius: I am flabbergasted by this, Enjolras. I'd have expected this from others, but not you!

Enjolras: I couldn't *hic* handle *hic* Javert's stupidity. *hic*

Narrator: Neither could *hic* the rest of us.

Marius: That's it, you're all getting drinking therapy. It involves getting into your beds and sleeping for at least eight hours. After having a glass of water.

Combeferre: *hic* Excuse me *hic*, but me and Joly are the doctors around here. *hic*

Joly: *hic* It's true. *hic* We doctors know best. *hic*

Marius: *glaring* To beds. Now. All of you.

Narrator: We'd like to *hic* continue our *hic* little project.

Marius: You can't do it while you're drunk!

Enjolras: I am the leader. *hic* Therefore, what I say *hic* goes. And I say we *hic* continue.

Eponine: Marius!!! *hic* Love me! *hic*

Marius: Eponine. *sighs* I am married, and so are you.

Eponine: Heaven has *hic* unique marriage laws. For example, spouses don't have to be faithful. My husband *hic* understands that perfectly. *hic*

Enjolras: Indeed. Feuilly, Grantaire, Marie, let's go. *hic* It's time for our special hour. *hic*

*Grantaire, Feuilly and the Narrator follow Enjolras into the bedroom and close the door.*

Marius: Really?

Eponine: Yes. *hic* Now come along. *drags Marius to another room by the wrist*

Valjean: Right, so Marie had given me permission to act as temporary narrator for this episode, and all the duties that entails. *to the rest of Les Amis* And I am kicking you out of this gathering until you sober up.

Les Amis: Fine. *they leave*

Marius: *returns shortly after, having escaped from Eponine* Right, so we can continue?

Cosette: Yeah, we have this under control. May I suggest we bring in Javert so we can make fun of him?

Valjean: Good idea. *uses his temporary narrator powers to bring in Javert*

Javert: *is tied to a chair* Release me this instant!

Valjean: *ignoring him* So where did we leave off? *a note flutters by and Valjean takes it* Oh, yes, the dilemma.

Javert: *suddenly interested* That dilemma?

Cosette: Yup.

Valjean: So...the runaway cart...

Fauchelevent: *appears* I like this part!

Valjean: You like the fact you and your horse were crushed by a cart?

Fauchelevent: No, I like what happened next! It was a great example of family bonding!

Valjean: Right, so you appear onscreen and are promptly crushed by your own cart, along with your own horse.

Fauchelevent: The God punished me for being an asshole. I am grateful for him.

Marius: God? God doesn't exist. And if he does, he only like assholes. He is not punishing them. He is allowing them to win.

Cosette: *concerned* Marius, you're wrong, and...

Marius: *grabs her arm* Am I? Could we take a little break, father? I want to show everyone something.

Valjean: Sure. *presses the pause button and the screen freezes*

Marius: Thank you. *presses another button and a smaller screen descends from the ceiling.* "Now you're about to see what happened after you died."

Screen: *Shows Azelma and Thenardier on a ship heading to America. It takes them about ten days to get there, and once they disembark, Thenardier is shown carrying a large chest on his back, while Azelma is carrying a pouch of money strapped to her waist.*

Thenardier: See that man over there, daughter? Let's grab him!

Native American: *says 'hello' in Aztec language*

Thenardier: *grabs him with assistance from Azelma* "Now let's sell him for profit! I am sure that there are people who will buy him!

Azelma: Okay, father.

Thenardier: *later* And I've married the wife of a man I sold to slavery, and adopted their kids. Azelma needs playmates her age, after all.

Azelma: *has said kids strapped to a wheel* Now, play nice...or else.

Marius: *stops the video* If God were real, would he allow things like this to happen? Would he allow that villain to do this using my money?!

Valjean: All right. You've made your point. Now can we please continue?

Marius: I don't think my wife is feeling up for it.

Cosette: *is crying*

#les amis #jean valjean #enjolras #marius pontmercy #cosette #monsieur thenardier #azelma #javert #anti javert #les miserables abridged #sillyposting