new case theory: berkeley de la porta and shar burke are scorned ex-lovers
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“your honor if i had an objection to stand on i would but since i do not have an objection to stand on i will stand on the floor”
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had a realization today.
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if you come out of our tournaments with faith in the american legal system you're not playing right
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No, I will not be admitting to my mock trial professor that I’m writing gay fanfic as a way to study my character’s affidavit and medical records.
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mock trial makes me want to bash my forehead into the wall repeatedly
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“actually, yes, councilor, i do believe he’s a fish”
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mock trial is insane cuz someone saying “objection hearsay” has the same weight as a sports ball making a goal to me
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Propaganda below the cut!
Tetsuo Tsutsumi
Detective Tetsuo Tsutsumi is the whole package. Ya' want greying hair, wrinkles, and (more than likely) a killer dad bod underneath that slick suit? Tsutsumi's got it. He's also got a daughter who he loves to pieces. Unfortunately, he's pretty bad at expressing such sentiments and that's taken an extreme toll on their relationship over the years. Makes terribly corny jokes (which he gets embarrassed about) and is generally very goofy while insisting he is never, ever silly. Has tremendous chemistry with his partner, Jun Erio, as well! Tetsuo Tsutsumi is always a joy to see when playing through Paranormasight, and I really wanna hold his hand.
E.D. Norton
No propaganda was submitted for this character.
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Your Honor, I am simply trying to make the witness look stupid.
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I hate mock trial because why did my character buy the victim “DeLuLu Champagne, imported straight from France” I C ANNOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
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“you found the knife in the kitchen?”
“we aren’t playing clue, yes”
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as we approach the release of december case changes, please remember that we (amta) are an infallible entity and as such all typos are intentionally placed. we are not permitted to say for what cause
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Being mentally ill in mock trial is so hard because the characters I play are more than just characters to me. They're my sillies. My meow meows. And only my mentally ill teammates get that! Like wdym you don't see something outside of court and think of your character? What do you mean you don't read affidavits for fun?
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I'm just gonna say this. I may be a nobody on this app but this is just something I want to record. Okay, so my schoo is doing Legally Blonde (with no censorship) which is great and my cousin has recently gotten me into Ace Attorney. Which is also great. So I've been thinking about law as a career path. Not to fucking mention I did TWO mock trials this summer? At my summer camp? I'm not kidding when I say I get excited when I hear the word lawyer.
Someone said the universe was sending me a sign. This is hilarious, and a insane coincidence really.
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