#mock the cross

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔟𝔞𝔱𝔥 - 𝔐𝔬𝔠𝔨 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℭ𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰

#Bloodbath #The Fathomless Mastery #Mock the Cross #Full-length #Release date: #October 6th #2008 #Genre: #Death Metal #Themes: #Blasphemy #Death #Gore #Supernaturalism #Violence #Sweden

[stylistic-nightmare]

Bloodbath - Mock the Cross

#bloodbath #mock the cross #metal #death metal #music

[un-pearable]

as true as the jokes about “everyone wants to rewrite ninjago” are i feel like smthn people forget when complaining about the inconsistencies of the show is that…. it wasn’t planned? it’s not like most other animated shows lately - it didn’t start with a deeply fleshed out world or a meticulously designed pitch bible with grandiose plans for a long-term story or character arcs. the ninja don’t originally get their powers from heredity because they weren’t hereditary powers yet. the magic system doesn’t make sense bc they literally just made it up as they went! they go back and forth on stuff like whether non-elementals can learn spinjitzu bc it’s a collaborative piece of media made by people with vastly different levels of control over the story, the animation, the sets, etc. that varied over the course of the series. it’s totally understandable and exciting to see so many people reworking the early stuff with the lore and logic later seasons introduced but i personally feel that… if you’re doing that. you need to understand why the show is like that instead of writing it off as being bad and shitty. it was working with what it had. it’s only what it is now because of that awkward troubleshooting phase, not in spite of it

#ninjago #text✨ #you’re 100% allowed to criticize the show but i keep seeing people complain about the inconsistencies about like. their parents giving them #their powers especially. like yeah cool that wasn’t a thing yet? they have different origins than the non-core elementals #because in the real world that idea hadn’t even crossed their minds yet! the original story was a more traditional fantasy narrative of #normal people rising to the occasion and *gaining* powers through their own feats. the fact that they changed it later doesn’t mean #it was necessarily bad to begin with or that it’s something that should be mocked #idk just. there’s a lot of hostility in some circles about this stuff and it makes me kinda sad. enjoy the complexity of production and how #series adapt over time. it’s part of why the show is so interesting to me #that essay i wrote had a whole bit juxtaposing the attitudes about technology in rebooted and prime empire and how they reflect greater #cultural trends between 2013 and 2021. it’s SUPER interesting and yet a lot of people only talk about it to make fun of how ‘bad’ it was :( #this isnt to say i don’t enjoy some of the retcons. the changes to their meetings with wu in s8 are genuinely really interesting! i love the #changes to cole’s backstory. i think his mom makes him in the early seasons even better! i’m just saying.. be respectful? nobody *tries* to #make a bad show. ages and ages of time and dedication were put into what ends up on your screens. it’s all human love and creation. #as goofy as it is #okay sry got all anthropology there but hm. been thinking about this for a while. apologies for being the local annoying early seasons fan

[fineapplequeen]

“I'll love you and be loved by you until the sky shatters and our reality ceases to exist.” -Chapter 24 Of Love and Roses

Fic under the cut, only have enough brain power for a sketch of this moment

"the photo of Epic and Cross, the phone probably perched up on a countertop as the two were posed making peace signs. Epic was wearing a black high-low dress and Cross was wearing a white tulle gown that went just past his knees- both hanging onto each other as they were wearing high platform boots, both skeletons looking roughed up with their dresses scorched and torn in places." -Chapter 13 of Love and Roses

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44939173

#undertale au #myart #my sketchy art #utmv #cross sans #epic sans #epicross #crepic #soulmates #i like crossdressing skeletons idk what to tell you #they had a mock wedding for funsies

[pigeonstab]

Bittys sleep on people to get some needed soul time, if i remember correctly?

And i just thought... What if cross one day takes a nap on killer (dont disturb the sleeping bitty uwu) and bitty crossy accidentely hugs killers soul like a soft cuddlepillow in sleep. 😭💙💙

(That would be so cute, if it doesnt harm his soul that is. 🙈)

Would love to See ur thoughts on this.

- 🍓

Haha, that's a rlly cute idea!

To me Killer's soul is not really a spot he'd want anyone touching y'know? Culmination of his being and everything..

For bitty Cross though? Especially if he's sleeping I feel like Killer kinda just goes by cat rules, that is he cannot move while the bitty is sleeping, so he just very uncomfortably sucks it up for the sake of cuteness lmao.

#Dust mocks him. Obviously. #Cross frets #asking if he wants him to get bitty Cross off him #while Killer is just like 'no! It's fine let him sleep!!' While also being just so uncomfortable #undertale au #answered asks #anon ask #sans au #utmv

[tam--lin]

In my mind because of White Collar but did you know that, at least as of 15 years ago, high schoolers could just email their local FBI office and request an invite to this weekend FBI Youth Academy day?

Twenty of us fifteen years olds showed up and they were like yeah here's our office :) here's our bomb robot, you can drive it! let's do a polygraph on this fourteen year old. two of our agents are going to lock themselves in a back room and fake a hostage situation and you're going to have to hostage negotiate them out :) here's a slide show of a bunch of decomposing bodies.

#I sat next to this kid who was like 'yeah my uncle works here! I have no idea what he does. he's not allowed to tell us'. #serving as an enthusiastic but also very freaked out lead negotiator on that mock hostage negotiation was a formative experience tbqh #right now of course I'm very ACAB but at the time I was seriously pursuing becoming a federal agent. #then my conservative xtian debate league made the honestly brilliant choice to have us debate changes to the US justice system one year #which radicalized oh. probably all of us. #except for that one guy at nationals who told me under cross examination that he thought torture was cool and ok under all circumstances. #but everybody else. #tam.txt

[noxexistant]

that scene where jack is going off at katherine for not telling him her real name and she tells him he didn’t even ask for it, and jack francis sullivan kelly is like “i wouldn’t think i had to!”

#i know jack’s ‘real name’ just isn’t canon to the stage show but it’s so much funnier this way #she finds out somewhere down the line and Never lets him live it down #katherine doing a mock deep voice: you double crossed me! #newsies #jack kelly #katherine pulitzer #katherine plumber

[cosmosrebellion]

Susanoo's hatred for Neo is the funniest interaction in BBTag.

Like, Terumi, bro, she's literally just standing there.

#rwby #blazblue #blazblue cross tag battle #susanoo #neopolitan #Susano'o: I dislike this mortal. It's smug aura mocks me!

[vampirologist]

SO SAD that there really were only like two episodes that dealt with angel siring other vampires and they were just one off episodes… like you give me an episode where there is a vampire angelus had sired, who literally attributed angelus as his “real father,” going around and mimicking the ways in which angelus would kill people and angel is paranoid it’s him because of their sire connection, as just a one episode deal. okay

#and then that ONE EPISODE dropping the bomb that angelus would put crosses on the face of his victims in a way to mock god… #And then wasn’t brought up or shown again…

[i-am-very-confuse]

“you found the knife in the kitchen?”

“we aren’t playing clue, yes”

#mock trial #confused talking #i love listening to other people’s responses on cross

[jocasta-nightstrider]

Been thinking about Governor Kalen and the ways the fandom wants to see him get justice a little bit lately and forgive me for being capital P Predictable but I have an Opinion. I've seen many a "Reaper Squad hunts down Kalen" posts, I've seen a good few "Team Sweet Flips hunts down Kalen" posts, I've even seen some Lucretia and other npc posts about it. And I just want to say those are all awesome and I love them and I enjoy fics about that a lot HOWEVER. To be autistic about this I know in my heart if anybody were to hunt down Kalen it would be miss Jocasta "gave up nearly everything she's worked for in life to un-retire from adventuring because if she can't go out and fight for what's right and bring comfort and safety to the world and her loved ones via Shooting People With a Crossbow she will literally crumple up into a ball and die of sadness" Nightstrider. She would love hunting down that sack of shit so he can't hurt Magnus or anybody else ever again I know it in my heart so so much

#i have SO MANY THOUGHTS about it #her whole Deal™ with adventuring would be a great lead up to Kalen getting what's coming to him!! #especially since A) Mags was the only one to stand up for Jo when she lost her beauty while everyone else mocked her #and Jo tried her best to comfort Magnus during the spin about Kalen to try to soften the blow‚ so they've got that shared connection there #and B) Magnus also just straight up told Jocasta to kill Governor Kalen if they ever crossed paths. boom‚ setup's already there baby! #anyways. yeag #i love Magnus and Jocasta's dynamic #taz #the adventure zone #taz balance #the adventure zone balance #jocasta nightstrider

[chainmail-butch]

I love getting drunk and chilling outside the club with the gay guys. I've seen so many pictures of men getting railed.

This happens every time btw. I'll be outside smoking and five minutes later a dude is showing me a picture of him sucking a dick that's almost too big to be real

#wlw mlm solidarity #lesbian #gay #Had a woman mock worship me in the club once #in front of her boyfriend #I was way to crossed to register what was happening until she bowed and got on her knees #too*

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

Thinking about Jon, Jaime, and Theon all journeying to the underworld and being surrounded by death/dead people. I’ve always believed that the important connector here is Jon (because I believe he functions as a sort of God of the Dead figure - though that’s a story for another day), but like…it’s so interesting that all of them have this experience, and that Theon’s and Jaime’s dreams are connected mostly to Jon (and I guess to each other if you buy into weirwood.net). It’s hard not to read into the religious symbolism here because GRRM is no C.S Lewis so it’s hard to tell what Christian parallels are intended by the author. But like…one messiah, two “criminals”, all go through “death”? But who will reach salvation and who won’t? 🤔

#jon snow #theon greyjoy #jaime lannister #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #like the two criminals being crucified next to Jesus…. #we have Jon descending into the underworld in his dreams - a sort of figurative death- and this parallels two other characters #Jaime and Theon…. #Jaime dreaming of the underworld and surrounded by death in the bowels of Casterly Rock #and jon sees the light go out from Jaime’s torch #(well that’s my personal theory anyway) #then we have Theon who sees the ghosts in winterfell #and jon dreams of a feast he is not welcome to #going back to the whole two criminals accompanying Jesus to the cross thing…. #one of them repents and gains salvation and is promised a seat at the messiah’s right hand #the other joins in on the mocking (iirc) and presumably goes to hell #I’ve always been a bit uncomfortable guessing between Jaime and Theon but… #THE CONNECTION IS THERE #though we know not what grrm aims to do with that #certainly doesn’t help that there are so many parallels/anti parallels between these three characters #for what it’s worth…I’ve always been a Theon king of the iron isles truther…. #and I do believe Jon is gonna be the endgame king of winter/spring in a very Jesus way #so yeah……

[jordie-your-local-halfling]

Why does everyone think it’s okay to disrespect Christianity?? What do you even get out of it? Do you get some sick satisfactory out of mocking God?! There is nothing “okay” about it! Like seriously. Someone explain to me what you get out of mocking us.

idc who you are, mocking Christianity (or any religion for that matter) is not okay.

if you mock God or Christianity, or if this post offends you, you can kindly frick off and not come back. :)

#I tolerate a lot of crap on this app #but Mocking God is ABSOLUTELY NOT something I will sit here and tolerate that crap #You can disrespect and mock me but when you disrespect God you just crossed a line that will NEVER be okay in my book. EVER #vent :)

[4realz]

hating on other girls 4 liking pink or setting up their gameplay to be pink is actually so weird like what’s wrong with u

#like ur mad cuz my cross hair is pink and a heart r u slow #this is like the 6th video i’ve seen of a woman mocking mercy players for having a pink setup #like ur so strange

[alexmercerscreenshots]

#not alex #prototype 2009 #robert cross #i hate this image of him so much /light-hearted #his smug aura MOCKS me