#mo dick zu shi

[hellinglaozu]

The problem with being a gay who can do math is that your brain starts mathing the math

#nonconsensual geometry #none of these calculations were in the bible #mdzs #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #doodle #fan comic #transji wears his big dick energy on his sleeves #metaphorically of course #or is it

[unfortunatelycake]

To follow on from the Ladies Version...

MDZS has so many dead guys, so part 2 is coming right up!

Reblog for a bigger sample size and show the love for your chosen blorbo!

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #wen chao #once again not tagging all of them it'd be a dick move and spam the tags #but please vote and reblog! #polls

[yourlocalshapeshifter]

Wei Wuxian kins Dick Grayson and Jin Ling kins Damian Wayne I don’t make the rules

#I mean have you seen them interact in canon??? #wait does that make Jiang Chen Jason??? #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #陈情令 #wei wuxian #jin ling #dick grayson #damian wayne

[rejectedfables]

“JGY is different from WWX because he solves his problems with murder, torture, [sexual violence], and other evils” sweet summer child, you are HILARIOUS and your assigned reading is Wen Chao’s death sequence

#mdzs #WWX compels Wang Lingjiao to madness in which she bites of Wen Chao's dick #then Wen Chao is compelled to madness in which he eats his own legs #and fingers #THEN he is tortured and killed #like I'm not here to judge my fucked up lil guys from my fucked up lil gay stories #I just think yall JGY haters/WWX stans are ~ hy po crites ~ #WWX is a Fucked Up Lil Dude and that's part of WHY he's great #mo dao zu shi

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

MXTX once said LWJ is her ideal type of man

And she was so right for that

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #listen hes strong sexy rich and would kill anyone for the person he loves and hes good w animals and kids and has a big dick #what more can u even want rlly

[ibijau]

100 Shades of Xisang: 41. Space Opera

"So you're Mingjue's… clone?" 

"No, my genes were reworked in the process, I'm too different to be a clone. You might say I'm his son, but considering his age when he died, I like ‘brother’ better." 

"But I thought Nies reproduced sexually, like humans?" 

"Usually. Few Avenging Nies are born these days But we were mercenaries during the Sunshot Campaign, and many died without ever having children. We had to engineer this method, so violent deaths would no longer end entire bloodlines, and anyone could be guaranteed their revenge. Until Mingjue’s murderer is killed, nothing else can matter to me. I'm not capable of caring about anything else."

"But Mingjue died of illness," Xichen protested. "We even tried to get him on GuS-U to see if something could save him. It didn't work. He was… I tried to save him, but he was so sick…" 

The young man (he was three in human years, he'd said, but Nies grew fast, Avenging ones even more so) smiled at Xichen, showing off teeth even sharper than his late brother's. 

"Did he now?" Huaisang asked, in a voice so sweet Xichen shivered. "But if that were true, why would I have been born?" 

#xisang #nie huaisang #lan xichen #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #jau writes #plz be forgiving I've never written sci-fi before loool #don't particularly read it either except for like some philip k dick short stories years ago

[just-another-dream-about-yuu]

the entirety of mzds would not have happened if jin guangshan simply used condoms

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #like #the mess that was this mans bloodline it would be so much easier if he just wrapped up that dick i swear #grandmaster of demonic cultivation

[thewhitehairedwitchgirl]

Plot idea that I am obsessed with but will probably never write: MDZS x Hades AU.

WWX as the sad God of the Dead pining for his husband who he believes is too good for him and must stay away from. LWJ as the even sadder even more pining God of Life who thinks his husband hates him and stays away because he thinks this is what WWX wants. And LSZ as their absolutely done with this soap opera bullshit son who just wants his dads to be happy together.

(also feat: every other MDZS character as the gods granting boons)

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #lan sizhui #lqr is definitely demeter idk #wwx isn't a dick to sizhui. he would die before being cruel to his baby radish #can u tell i'm replaying hades?

[deathbyoctopi]

something I noticed...

In SVSSS, every time Luo Binghe does something sexually deviant (aka pins for his Shizun) like when he’s discovered having kept his corpse (on a bed? to cuddle with?) or when he throws himself on him, every time he’s called “beast”

Beast, as in having no self-restraint, following pure animalistic lust.

And what does Song Lan call Xue Yang when he discovers he’s been living with Xiao Xingchen for years, being in good terms despite Xue Yang tricking him into committing dreadful acts? 

You beast beneath animals

#i know i know #not the same #but come on #THREE YEARS #there's so much you can do in this time #or so much SL can imagine them doing #idk I just found it funny #and xue yang is like #this is so lame #get creative with your insults #he's such a dick #I love himXD #the untamed #cql #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #svsss #scum villian self saving system #xue yang #song lan #xuexiao #ALWAYS xuexiao

[the-shipping-forecasters]

Everywhere I go, My Dick Points to You

We travel back to Cloud Recesses once again this week to talk about some of the fics we've read from the Untamed fandom. James use the power of maths to establish Lan Zhan's Length and Girth in the fixed foot. We also learn about the dangers of trusting autocorrect in Want a duck? And Wei Ying smuggles a rabbit into school, unawares that it will soon be the love of his life, in Disapproving Rabbit.

Approximate timestamps:

the fixed foot by redscudery at 6:00

Want a duck? by weiyus at 38:20

Disapproving Rabbit by jadztone at 59:20

As always, apologies for any mispronunciations in this, we have a hard time with both English and Chinese words.

If anyone knows what exactly Emperor's Smile is and how we can get some in the UK, or if you have any suggestions for future topics, please write in to [email protected].

Ways to listen to the show:

Spotify

Stitcher

Find us in the "deeply forbidden" section of the library in The Cloud Recesses, labelled under "Saucy Fanfic Podcast"

Google Podcasts

#the untamed #ao3 #podcast #fanfiction #lan zhan #wei wuxuan #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #help my dick points north

[eldest-sibling-tournament]

eldest sibling tournament

here is the bracket for the eldest sibling tournament!

since round one contains 32 matches, it will be split into two parts. the polls for round 1, part 1 will begin tomorrow, march 17th, at 11am EDT.

this post will be updated throughout the tournament with links to the polls! feel free to submit propaganda through asks/submissions/reblogs/tags; i'll try to post/rb all of it.

all polls can be found at #tournament poll

round 1, part 1 | round 1, part 2 | round 2 | round 3 | quarterfinals | semifinals | final round | bonus polls

full list of original matchups under the cut!

left side of bracket, top to bottom:

Sokka (Avatar: the Last Airbender) vs Kate Sharma (Bridgerton)

Dmitri Fyodorovich Karamazov (The Brothers Karamazov) vs Tina Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

Jane Bennet (Pride and Prejudice) vs Robb Stark (A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones)

Raphael Hamato (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) vs Wendy Darling (Peter Pan)

Nani Pelekai (Lilo and Stitch) vs Meg Murry (A Wrinkle in Time)

Itachi Uchiha (Naruto) vs Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)

Meg March (Little Women) vs Jesse Cosay (Infinity Train)

Kendall Roy (Succession) vs Anthony Bridgerton (Bridgerton)

Declan Lynch (The Raven Cycle/The Dreamer Trilogy) vs Elphaba Thropp (Wicked)

Nancy Wheeler (Stranger Things) vs Franziska von Karma (Ace Attorney)

Candace Flynn (Phineas and Ferb) vs Gawain of Orkney (Arthuriana)

Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama (Mob Psycho 100) vs Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)

Jiang Yanli (Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed) vs Violet Parr (The Incredibles)

Boromir (Lord of the Rings) vs Bianca di Angelo (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Mycroft Holmes (Sherlock Holmes) vs Elsa (Frozen)

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs Tzeitl (Fiddler on the Roof)

right side of bracket, top to bottom:

Maedhros (The Silmarillion) vs Justin Russo (Wizards of Waverly Place)

Elektra (Oresteia) vs Louis de Pointe du Lac (Interview with the Vampire)

Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) vs Kai Smith (Ninjago)

Connor Roy (Succession) vs Callum (The Dragon Prince)

Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games) vs Mia Fey (Ace Attorney)

Sophie Hatter (Howl's Moving Castle) vs Cain (The Book of Genesis)

Rodrick Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid) vs Jazz Fenton (Danny Phantom)

Violet Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events) vs Isabela Madrigal (Encanto)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural) vs Rodya Raskolnikov (Crime and Punishment)

Thor Odinson (The Marvel Cinematic Universe) vs Éponine Thénardier (Les Misérables)

Edyn Tidestrider (Just Roll With It) vs Maddie Buckley (9-1-1)

Fiona Gallagher (Shameless) vs Gregor Samsa (The Metamorphosis)

Vi (Arcane) vs Tadashi Hamada (Big Hero 6)

Peter Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia) vs Vera Rostova (War and Peace)

Mako (The Legend of Korra) vs Sarah Williams (Labyrinth)

Dick Grayson (DC Comics) vs Julie Molina (Julie and the Phantoms)

#mod.txt

[unfortunatelycake]

OK here's part 2, following on from part 1 & the Ladies' Version...

Winners of part 1 & 2 will be pitted against each other in one final showdown of hypothetical necromancy!

Reblog for bigger sample size, to click more buttons, and show love for precious cinnamon rolls, poor little meow meows, and stinky garbage mans.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #xiao xingchen #xue yang #song lan #mo xuanyu #and that's where i stop tagging allllll the characters so as not to be a dick #ps it's completely coincidental that i put the villainous friends in two different polls #picking from the yi city lot is still super hard #polls

[unreliablenarratorpoll]

and here's the long awaited match-ups! for the sake of readability, here it is in text form:

Left Side:

1: The Narrator (Fight Club) VS Richard Papen (The Secret History)

2: Belgarath the Sorcerer (The Belgariad) VS Lain Iwakura (Serial Experiments Lain)

3: Kim Dokja (Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint) VS Greg Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

4: Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) VS Drosselmeyer (Princess Tutu)

5: Kuruto Ryuki (AI: The Somnium Files – Nirvana Initiative) VS Ishmael (Moby Dick)

6: Amy Elliot-Dunne (Gone Girl) VS Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein)

7: Mary Katherine Blackwood (We Have Always Lived in the Castle) VS Odysseus (The Odysseus)

8: Pi Patel (Life of Pi) VS Alice Liddel (Alice: Madness Returns)

9: Jamie Taylor (The Haunting of Bly Manor) VS Jonny d'Ville (The Mechanisms)

10: Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) VS Elena Gilbert (The Vampire Diaries)

11: Wei Wuxian (Mo Dao Zu Shi/Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation) VS The Batter (OFF)

12: Charlotte Wiltshire (Hello Charlotte) VS Yuki Takeya (School-Live!)

13: Eleanor Vance (The Haunting of Hill House) VS Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII)

14: Louis de Point du Lac (Interview With The Vampire) VS Harrier Du Bois (Disco Elysium)

15: Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games) VS Will Navidson (House of Leaves)

16: Maebara Keiichi (Higurashi: When They Cry) VS Emperor Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove)

Right Side:

17: Holden Caulfield (Catcher in the Rye) VS Ethan Frome (Ethan Frome)

18: Kayleigh (We Had To Remove This Post) VS Attolis Eugenides (Queen's Thief)

19: Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) VS Mapleshade (Warriors)

20: The Narrator (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) VS Offred (The Handmaid's Tale)

21: Nick Carraway (The Great Gatsby) VS Zampanò (House of Leaves)

22: Steven Crain (The Haunting of Hill House) vs David Wong (John Dies At The End)

23: Renata Ghali (Planetfall) VS Johnny Truant (House of Leaves)

24: Mfer From Telltale Heart (The Tell-Tale Heart) VS Meursault (The Stranger)

25: Ted (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream) VS The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

26: Genly Ai (The Left Hand of Darkness) VS Hiroshi Odokawa (Odd Taxi)

27: Frankenstein's Monster (Frankenstein) VS Varric Tethras (Dragon Age 2)

28: Cadi My Friend Cadi (Real Life) VS John The Apostle (The Bible)

29: Pelafina Heather Lièvre (House of Leaves) VS Johnny Silverhand (Cyberpunk 2077)

30: Rodion Raskolnikov (Crime and Punishment) VS Marco (Animorphs)

31: Flannery Culp (The Basic Eight) VS Daniil Dankovsky (Pathologic)

32: Cecil Palmer (Welcome To Night Vale) VS Mr. Stevens (The Remains of the Day)

#unreliable narrator poll #thanks for your patience etc etc ... this was a lot of typing it hurt my stupid wrists. but still i endure

[ultimateshixiongfuckertournament]

Round 3, Match 2: Cheng Qian vs Jiang Cheng

Match 2 is between Cheng Qian (shixiong: Yan Zhengming) from Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect vs Jiang Cheng (shixiong: Wei Wuxian) from Mo Dao Zu Shi

Propaganda under the cut

Cheng Qian:

Cheng Qian and Yan Zhengming end up together. Most of it is spoilers, but they're very cute! Yan Zhengming nicknamed him Tong Qian / Copper Coin

#some of yall didnt read 6yao and yall are missing out#bby cheng qian puppy crushing on his shixiong and beating up anyone who mockingly calls his shixiong princesse#cause thats his high maintenance princess thank you

#I NEED cheng qian to win#he went through so much to get that pillow princess shixiong dick

Jiang Cheng:

Clinged to WWX constantly for 7+ years, wanted to have WWX as his right hand man forever after becoming sect leader, cried after WWX left, cried when he discovered what WWX sacrificed for him, was TORN APART when it got explained to him that if they were more outwardly close knit, WWX might not have died

PROPAGANDA!! to start, i'm still very bitter about how fairy lost the sentient animal poll and i want to win this badly. very very badly. current stats are 50.6 in favour of jc but that's too less of a gap for me. jc should be winning this by a landslide, y'all hear me? anyways. starting with a class act, like the clown i am->

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a few links ( because i'm chengxian trash, as always and i'd love if poll-guy could copy paste them on the og post): one, two, three, four (gif), five, six, seven (gif), eight (thoughts on different wavelengths), the absolute circles of them saving each other, the fucking golden core reveal scene. golden scene reveal part 2, jiang cheng will always forgive wei wuxian

to start with. jiang cheng is literally the picture of "i knew from the moment i met you that i'd spend a lifetime forgiving you".

the earliest dynamic of jiang cheng and wei wuxian is jiang cheng giving away his dogs (the only gift his father has ever given him, btw) because wei wuxian is scared of the dogs. tis only the start of it.

his father very obviously prefers his shixiong over him, his mother berates him for not being as good as wei wuxian and tells him his inheritance is in danger, and his sister (in my opinion) has more care for him (visibly. maybe jiang yanli doesn't show it because jc is an emotionally complicated purple grape, maybe because jc doesn't need it, or wei wuxian is traumatised but that's my opinion). but still. still. Jiang Cheng loves Wei Wuxian. so much. jealousy is like. the most tame response i can think of. and jiang cheng is proud of wei wuxian, okay? he'd believe his big brother if he'd said anything. want proof? well, here you go-> link

to paraphrase the link:

Jiang Cheng had just lost his family, his home, and his very golden core, and his older brother - his brilliant older brother who could fix anything, who could sneak wine into Cloud Recesses and defeat an ancient turtle nearly-god and make Jiang Cheng share a smile when Jiang Cheng’s mother was disappointed and furious at both of them - His big brother smiled and said, “I can fix this.”And Jiang Cheng believed him then, and believed him three months later when Wei Wuxian crawled out of the Burial Mounds (just the second miracle in three months), and believed him every day of the next seventeen(?) years until the pieces were shoved into place for him to see.

also. the circle these two go in protecting each other. (gif set by @sandushengshou), the 'if one of us is to die, then, i beg, let it be me' that they both do for one another in a seemingly neverending loop of sacrifice. via this post a la my lovely @backtoyunmeng

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jiang cheng is a cannonically ruined woman archetype, justified via the countless posts you'll get in the top posts of jiang cheng tag. he keeps chenqing, wwx's flute in perfect condition even when he hates wei wuxian, even when wwx, if only indirectly, has a part in jiang yanli's murder and oof okay someone pointed out to him that he's known to have killed wei wuxian and he almost cries. he absolutely believes, with his whole heart, that wei wuxian lives even when the world is sure he doesnt. and it always read to me like, i'd know if he was dead. he's a part of my soul, so i'd know if he was dead. he can't be dead.

this is getting too long, so, to sum up, some absolute poetry by @jiangchengsjawline

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#JC On The Other Hand Has His Entire Life Shaped By His Shixiong And Ended Up Cast As The Ruined Woman By The End

#jiang cheng though. wasn't able to fuck his shixiong but his shixiong definitely fucked with him

#hello?? the answer is Jiang cheng pls#he's the shixiongfucker or all shixiong fucker you wish you could be as pathetically in love with your shixiong as he is#chengxian

#i do not go here (chengxian) but the propaganda is incredibly correct they are insane abt each other#also sorry jiang cheng ik you're suffering but they are so funny to me#neway VOTE JIANG CHENG FOR CLEAR SKIN

#look I rarely go here#(here being chengxian)#but by GOD their lvoe compels me#they’re tragic and doomed and they love each other without knowing how to say it in words the other would understand#or in words at all because communication??? we don’t know her???

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he didn't even think about sacrificing himself, and consequently his entire bloodline, his sect, pretty much everything that depends on him for his shixiong??????????

is this not convincing->

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#had to vote jc though i have more feelings about chengxian#i think jc should have a huge gege kink

#like. jiang cheng should win the entire tournament hands down period

#cheng qian #yan zhengming #mingqian #liu yao #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #chengxian #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #priest vs mxtx

[myfaveisfuckable]

Jerry/daphne:

Jerry doesn't even know how much he's serving bc he's so New at it but within like 5 minutes of putting on a skirt he's got heads turning. He's serving transfemme with he/him pronouns. He's sass personified. He's a slut and Just One Of The Gals. Marilyn Monroe complimented his tits. He keeps getting hit on by random dudes, including the mobsters who have specific determination to kill him. He got his ass pinched in an elevator, danced tango until like 5 in the AM and got engaged to a millionaire Immediately. He FORGOT HE HAD A DICK for a minute afterwards and Tony Curtis had to remind him that this movie is made in the late 1950s and takes place in the Prohibition Era 20s so put the fucking kibosh on That shit, Jerry. And not to spoil a movie from 1959, but even at the end when they're all in the boat headed to Venezuela or wherever and he's trying to give his fiancé all these reasons why they can't actually get married he finally reveals he's not, in fact, a woman Osgood doesn't even flinch or hesitate: "Well, nobody's perfect." And that's that on that. Love Wins.

Image:

Wei WuXian:

Every bitch in the universe wants his pussy so bad it's embarrassing. Male and female. Nobody can stop thinking about him for 20 years. The most celibate man in the world became obsessed with him, psychologically and sexually. His pussy knows no bounds.

#poll #tournament

[tragicsibsshowdown]

The Siblings have been Selected!

are you ready to see your favorite sets of tragic siblings go head to head? Well here are you contestants entering!

Polls will be random for the first round and continue on from there bracket style!

And if you would like to make some propaganda… well just make sure to use the tag #tragicsiblingshowdown2023 bc I do wanna see it!

Azula and Zuko from Avatar The Last Airbender

Diluc and Kaeya from Genshin Impact

Donald and Della from Ducktales 2017

Nahyuta and Apollo from Ace Attorney

Vi and Jinx from Arcane

Caleb and Phillip Wittebane from The Owl House

Mari and Sunny from OMORI

Chara and Asriel from Undertale

Luffy and Ace and Sabo from One Piece

Lucas and Claus from Mother 3

Ingo and Emmet from Pokemon

Sam & Dean Winchester from Supernatural

Ed and Al Elric from FullMetal Alchemist

Eda & Lilith Clawthorne from The Owl House

Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng, and Jiang Yanli from Mo Dao Zu Shi

Miles Edgeworth and Franziska Von Karma from Ace Attorney

Dick Grayson and Jason Todd from DC

Dess and Noelle from Deltarune

Rillaine and Allen from Evilious Chronicles

Elsa and Anna from Frozen

Thor and Loki from Marvel

Garmadon and Wu from Ninjago

Klavier Gavin and Kristoph Gavin from Ace Attorney

Andrés, Guillermo, Kara and Tamara from Enderbomb

Natsu & Zeref Dragneel from Fairy Tail

Floofty And Snorpy Fizzlebean from Bugsnax

Adaine and Aelwyn Abernant from Fantasy High

Maki and Mai from Jujustu Kaisen

Strelitzia and Lauriam/Marluxia from Kingdom Hearts 

Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha from Naruto

NiGHTS and Reala from NiGHTS into Dreams

Thalia and Jason Grace from Percy Jackson

Bianca  and Nico Di Angelo  from Percy Jackson

Rameses and Moses from The Prince of Egypt

Mephone 4 and 4s from Inanimate Insanity

Taako and Lup from The Adventure Zone

Ianthe and Coronabeth Tridentarius from The Locked Tomb 

Dante and Gene from Minecraft Diaries

Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire from A Series of Unfortunate Events

Kamado Tanjirou and Kamado Nezuko from Demon Slayer

Hornet and The Hollow Knight from Hollow Knight

Killua and Alluka Zoldyck from Hunter x Hunter

Celestia and Luna from My Little Pony

Vash and Knives from Trigun

Mipha and Sidon from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Lumine and Aether from Genshin Impact

Alice and Reko Yabusame from Your Turn to Die

Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost from Warrior Cats

Ponyboy and Darry from The Outsiders

Aaron and Alex Stowe from The Unwanteds

Shigeo Kageyama (Mob) and Ritsu Kageyama from Mob Psycho 100

Hiro and Tadashi Hamada from Big Hero 6

Shadow and Maria from Sonic 

Annie and Hallie from The Parent Trap

Ophelia and Laertes from Hamlet

Ajax and Teucer from The Odyssey

Yin and Jin (The Gold and Silver Demons) from Lego Monkey Kid

Starfire and Blackfire from Teen Titans

The Afton Siblings from Five Nights at Freddys

Kanna Kizuchi and Shin Tsukimi from Your Turn To Die

Hershel Layton and Jean Descole from Professor Layton

Stan and Ford Pines from Gravity Falls

Saeran and Saeyoung from Mystic Messenger

Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa from Star Wars

ROUND 1 MASTERPOST

Post-Round One Update

ROUND 2 MASTERPOST

ROUND 3 MASTERPOST

ROUND 4 MASTERPOST

ROUND 5 MASTERPOST

REVIVAL ROUND 1 MASTERPOST

REVIVAL ROUND 2 MASTERPOST

REVIVAL ROUND 3 MASTERPOST

REVIVAL ROUND 4 MASTERPOST

FINAL ROUND MASTER POST

#tragicsiblingsshowdown2023 #polls #masterpost #fandom polls #tumblr polls