#mmmm maybe

[oifaaa]

Alfred has such an "I didn't sign up for this" vibe but he's had several chances to just leave at this point. I could totally see him coming back to life and being just as mad as Jason for petty reasons.

Sure, he has legitimate gripes with the Batfamily. He might have felt pressured into parenting Bruce, who I'm sure was a difficult child. Maybe he thought Bruce had nowhere better to go. Once Bruce was an adult, however, he was home free. I'm sure Bruce would have given him a generous retirement package.

So, yeah, petty villain Alfred when?

At the same time tho I don't see alfred as being a good (as in interesting) villain someone else sent me an ask that I can't find but they said alfred gives off Jacob rees-mogg vibes which yeah evil alfred is just a member of the UK Conservative party which like currently good alfred is also apart of the Conservative party (tho do find people's arguments that he a Blair lib dem very convincing) so maybe evil alfred is actually a member of reform UK

#ask #thejeweloftheworld #i think its also funny that yeah alfred didnt want to look after Bruce #its been mentioned in a couple different comics that alfred was going to quit his job at wayne Manor #before the waynes died and he felt he had to look after their child #which nah bro Leslie is here hes good go back to england #also off topic #but i was recently rudely reminded about how poor i am #so might start linking my kofi account more #mmmm maybe #funnily enough my current situation is also bc of the shitty english conservates #hahaha i hate it here

[kithtaehyung]

Does your audacity have no limit???

OH SHIT ITS ACTUALLY HIM🤣 oh my god the way afyt was planned in like,, 2021? Early 2022? I’m crying💀

#oh no #well at least i have banner options now #mmmm maybe #he’s got chains too #mikayla! #asks:afyt #*ryenfictalk #mailbox💌

[ambrose-d]

NOT REALLY??? THERE ISNT REALLY ANOTHER CHOSEN ONE??? WHWAT DOES THAT MEAN MS. SUN GODDESS WHAT THE FUCK

#jrwi #episode 101 #ambrose reacts #maybe its cause gillion was chosen by the moon AND the sun #mmmm maybe #id love to see another chosen one tho

[glass-phantom]

#lonely mans lazarus #digital art #dtiys #i love them #theyre so silly like omg #audric is so flabber gastsd #tbh i would be too if a man that built picked me up #hes the grimace #i wonder if grim works af mcdonalds #mmmm maybe

[thebrideoftiffany]

barbie is infecting my brain and it’s not even out yet. some sort of henry/steve au

#mmmm maybe #steve is a ken-esque doll that comes to the real world #and henry is a normal person that steve is at first convinced is in fact also a doll like him because look at him!!! of course he is!!! #and henry’s just trying to keep him from getting into trouble #henry series

[mermaidsirennikita]

following along with your Heated Rivalry re-read. I gotta say, as a non-Russian whose first language is Russian, this author somehow made Ilya's accent believable and somehow sexy (????) on the page. Believe me, I have never found awkward sentence construction and my own accent attractive before this book. never experienced that emotion!!

Yes!!!!

You know, as someone who does not speak any Russian, I think that is totally an uphill battle for authors who want to write Russian-speaking characters--because while I think the Russian accent has become very sexualized in romance (to like, a fetishistic degree, and I say this as someone who loves IAD, wherein half the heroes, including God's favorite idiot Lothaire, are Eastern European and that is! Sometimes! A lot!) a lot of English-speaking audiences in particular are also very familiar with like.. The caricature of the accent and sentence structure when you're speaking English as a native Russian speaker. (English is such a rough fucking language to learn, my sincere sympathies to all that have to do that mental math.) Like, the Ivan Drago (not played by a native Russian speaker, I think) "I must break you/if he dies, he dies" thing, or all the Cold War villains in American war movies. Which Heated Rivalry references, sorta--Ilya mentions feeling like he sounds like a bad movie villain when he speaks English.

Imo, what makes Ilya seem sexy even with all that is that a) he comes off as extremely confident and just totally himself (the fact that he's introduced going "MMMM HAT TRICK? Maybe keep it for the end?" is soooooooo sexy) b) then you get to his POV where you realize his accent/ESL status is a actually huge insecurity for him, which is vulnerable and endears him to the reader even more c) THEN as Shane falls hard, you see that Shane actually is super turned on by the accent and thinks it's beautiful, and even wants to start learning Russian as a way to connect with him.

One of my favorite things about the book is also the thing where, when Ilya is really emotional or overwrought during ~encounters~ with Shane he just can't come up with words in English. It's one of those hints at what he's actually feeling. Like the first BJ scene, where Shane is a total babe in the woods and Ilya tells him to stop, he like... can't properly describe what he's feeling both because I think he's so turned on that his brain can't do the translations... and because he's already so into Shane? That his brain can't handle those feelings and as a protective thing isn't giving him the words to say it. But later, when they're sexting, he still can't grab the words for like "your freckles are breathtaking", because again, he's very overcome, but he comes up with a way to say it anyway lol.

It's just really well done, as is like... most of the stuff in this book, imo.

#romance novel blogging #caro reads heated rivalry #is this my favorite contemporary romance? #MMMM MAYBE #as a sidebar they're also both so low-key kinky lol #shane is obviously into submission at points #but ilya is also like #sitting on the plane fantasizing about how mad shane will be next time they see each other #and how that'll ~spice it up~

[vastimagines]

writing agnes's backstory so that she accidentally kills one of the few people that actually care about her?

#mmmm maybe #more than likely actually #tma #jon gerry agnes fic

[bilolli]

Whole again!

you maybe wanna know this too...

#i wanted to make merch of this #maybe acrylic pins or keychains #or clear stickers? #mmmm #eclipse #ruin eclipse #dca #ruined daycare attendant #ruin dlc #bilolli's art

[hood-ex]

Interesting how people will have Dick call Damian a variation of nicknames in fics, but he never calls him by any nicknames in canon. Instead, Jason and Tim are the ones he more frequently uses nicknames for in canon. Jay, Timmy, etc.

#he's been using jay a lot more recently. he used it today actually alskdja #can't remember the last time he used timmy... maybe within the last 3 years? mmmm not sure #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Damian Wayne #nicknames

[inkclover]

💖💛Girliepops be vibing heyo!☀️🏓

They have me in such a chokehold y’all don’t even know—

#god help me am sinking so fast #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #sally starlet #julie joyful #wally darling #frank frankly #poppy patridge #welcome home arg #mmmm don’t ask how Sally kept the flower upright in her little sunbursts #maybe just…stab it thru the felt 😭 #hehe taking a gander at Frank and Poppy (first time properly doodling them!) #hhhh was thinking how Julie and Sally each sought out help from their buds (wingmen) to make gifts for the other #head empty no thoughts…only them #inky doods

[enbylucy]

natsu and lucy sparring post-war at the guild gym and they kinda gather an audience cause of how long they’ve been fighting. lucy’s hair is out of her ponytail and natsu’s bangs are in his eyes. they’ve gotten to the point where they’re playing dirty. consistently taunting each other and absolute foul play. at some point lucy pins natsu on his back with his hands above his head and natsu fuckin headbutts her to get outta it. there are faint scales around natsu’s eyes, the room feels like it’s 90 degrees. everytime lucy changes stardress its nearly blinding and it seems like there’s bits of stardust clinging to her.

the tension is fucking palpable. everyone feels it. people are wolf whistling whenever one of them pins the other down. natsu gets lucy in a headlock and whispers something in her ear and erza feels downright scandalized. she considers covering wendy’s poor eyes.

#natsu dragneel #lucy heartfilia #nalu #nalu headcanon #mmmm maybe i’ll write a lil smth with this idea #thoughts thoughts thoughts

[glass-phantom]

#lonely mans lazarus #digital art #dtiys #i love them #theyre so silly like omg #audric is so flabber gastsd #tbh i would be too if a man that built picked me up #hes the grimace #i wonder if grim works af mcdonalds #mmmm maybe

[milfsloverblog]

Opening my notes app and reading through the draft I’ve written for Secret Benefits pt5 when I was drvnk last night

#secret benefits #larissa weems #you know the angst is a bit too much when even I go mmmm maybe not #tipsy me said : I am sad and you shall be sad too!

[theloveinc]

somebody should write a saltburn!au with all the bnha boys or even just the todoroki family

#okay i was partially saying this as a joke but... #reverse harem where u play all sweet and coy and end up [spoilers but if you've watched the movie you know] #i think that is so lit #bakugo and sho and kiri and deku... maybe even some more #mmmm #caitie blabs

[drawbauchery]

#charismatic-cannibal #art #danganronpa #bus au #yasuhiro hagakure #shuichi saihara #kokichi oma #suggestive #i know he needs to do readings and everything to see the future but #there's something that tickles me about a clairvoyant #accidentally seeing shit he didn't ask for #like #the possibility of something happening is just so strong........ #he can't help but mmmm see it maybe

[gasstationpopcorn]

y'all the joker out content drought got you so bad you are fighting over a hair colour not knowing that at the heart of your struggle is that english simply lacks a word that literally describes his hair colour (literally means between blonde and brunette). english language played you babes. now, not to say that it's not a valid debate, but let's pose a new question. pubes? light like the beard? dark like armpit hair? these are the real questions

#and post #ha the way I posted this without the tag and after a second thought mmmm no in the tag you go #joker out #would anyone be willing to prepare slides to visually support your theory #maybe we can turn the great hamburg drought into the great kris guštin study