#metro headcanon

[metro-headcanons]

I feel like Sam would be into Rob Zombie

#metro #metro exodus #sam taylor #metro headcanon

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Metro-Boomin Spider and Hobie Brown are Best Friends (they told me)

They're both black man with natural hair, a music career, and good style.

They met at HQ when Metro came up to him to compliment Hobie's jewelry and Hobie told M he likes his bomber jacket

Him and Metro trade hair care tips. Metro records music on the system and mic in Hobies living room and shows Hobie rap from the 90s. They start becoming huge influences in each other's music careers - and they take the others input seriously during the music process

Hobie trusts Met's ear and Met trusts Hobie's ideas.

Plus being from the south, Metro (real name Leland - just called Le) knows what its like being a black man facing police brutality. He's street smart as Hobie, just as - in a different way (money minded and glizzies on deck) - so Hobie doesn't have to look it for him like he does Gwen or Pavi

They're go to each other's shows and dap each other up everytime they see each other at work. They're known as literally the chillest duo on Campus and when they're together they're SO FUNNY.

You look over at them and they're like

If they're too far away to dap it up like they see each other across the walkways they'll yell across HQ like 'YYYEEEEERRRRRR' and Hobie will yell back 'YYYEEEEERRRR'

Hobie and Le. Being carefree black men. And best friends. Metro and Spiderpunk BFFs 4ever.

Just thought you should know.

#TOLD YOU ID DO IT SAY HELLO TO LE #hey we give hobie some black friends other than Miles? cool #can we give the dark skin man an ally he doesn't have to look after or take care of? thanks #another headcanon #hobie brown #atsv #spiderman #spider man #spider punk #across the spiderverse #spiderpunk #metrospider #metro spider #Metro Le

[newvegasnationalangel]

craig boone is autistic and his wife is his special interest

#silly post #craig boone #craig boone/courier #fnv #fallout #boone headcanon #fallout new vegas #bc why does he never stfu abt her #jokes love carla #me with fallout/metro/mad max fr

[dezertvideogames]

My Metro headcanons and why...

CW: Major Spoilers for All Metro Games

Artyom is terrified of deep water

Despite being able to swim a little bit in 2033 and Last Light, the man is terrified of water in Exodus. He thrashes and latches onto anything around him in a panic.

It seems to be common knowledge to those around him as when his train cart falls into the lake at the forests in Exodus, Alyosha tries to calm him down. Artyom panics anyway though. You can even hear him scream underwater.

He developed this fear after his little boat ride to Venice

Artyom is selectively mute

Despite not talking the majority of regular gameplay, Artyom is an expressive character through is body language and actions. He's not completely silent, especially when it comes to reading his journals out loud, but he remains silent in moments where most wouldn't.

It's obvious that he does talk from people's dialogue interactions with him, but from there we don't get any words in. He also talks during the load up screen cutscenes. It wouldn't be his first disability, and likely won't be his last. He is already hearing impaired in one ear after all.

Pavel is afraid of spiders

Right before Artyom and Pavel cross above ground to the red line's main station, the two are forced to travel through some very infested tunnels. Pavel not only freaks out at each attack in these tunnels, but he also begs Artyom to stay close to him.

Like many characters in the metro Pavel pleads for Artyom to save him at the slightest moment of danger. When the doors are locked due to power being cut off, he doesn't even try to help, sending Artyom further into the spider den. He asks more than nervous the entire level.

We get moral points for staying close to him in the beginning, and moral points to fending off all the spiders on the elevator with just our light. I guess it's a moral thing to help someone get over their fear.

#metro exodus #metro last light #artyom chyornyj #metro 2033 #pavel morozov #headcanon #headcanons

[bored-wallflower]

Headcanon that the reason why the denizens of the deep straight up ignore you in octo expansion is because they know that there’s a high possibility that Agent 8 will just disappear one day and never be seen or heard from again. There’s been 10,007 test subjects before 8 surely at least one denizen would have become close to at least one of them only to end up heartbroken when their friend just disappears without a trace so after awhile it just became an unspoken rule that you should avoid getting attached to the test subjects because nothing good really comes out of it in the end. It’s only after some subjects like Iso Padre drop out or after 8 defeats Tartar when the denizens begin to warm up to the former test subjects.

#Splatoon #denizens of the deep #deepsea metro #agent 8 #iso padre #Headcanon #splatoon headcanon

[distortedclouds]

I feel like Annie's so screwed because Armin likes to watch, and I mean really likes to watch.

I hope she's mentally prepared getting into a romantic/sexual relationship with him because he'll try to capture every little detail about her in his memory, from the arch of her brows when his fingers curl and push against the tender spot deep in her cunt

He needs to see the flush as it crawls down from the apples of her cheeks down to coloring her neck chest with the most beautiful and radiant pink that gently contrasts her hardened nipples. I mean, he needs to study the shape of her mouth when he pinches a nipple and her trembling, pouting lower lip when he drags his fingertips over the mark he'd just left, bright red and splotchy, on her inner thigh

What I'm trying to say is, Annie better be prepared to touch herself to orgasm while he watches, because like this, the frown of her brows is a little frustrated when her fingers aren't reaching as deep as she'd like them to go and his eyes will meet hers as she silently pleads with him to fill her, but all she finds is unconditional love and adoration enough to make her shiver

You know what else?

He's gonna fuck her while he looks at her; splayed out on the bed, pale golden hair framing her face and he's going to ask her if it's okay for him to watch. He's going to do it in his soft voice; dripping with honey, and explains how she's so pretty like this and how he'd love to see more of her if she'd let him. Of course she will, when he presses a palm to her lower stomach right as he guides his cock back into her and she wants to arch her back but she can't because he'd just press her more firmly into a mattress that smells like him, she'd instead whine, long and loud and wanting, while a small sob breaks in her throat into even tiniest hiccups when she nods

Because Annie, too, likes it when he watches her with sky blue eyes that grow to resemble the crushing depths of the ocean, pulling her right in.

#aruani #aruannie #not sfw #headcanon #..... talk about brainrotting on the metro and writing this fic-like hc striaght into Tumblr app all while stuffing my #face with microwave-heated pasta from 2 days ago #damn #anyways come get your food people! #i live to serve

[3lliss]

ever wondered how uhlman looks like with his hair down? i sure did

#ulman #metro 2033 #metro last light #he's so fine help me #i headcanon him as someone who has quite a few nasty scars on his body

[rroaddkill]

Do you SEE MY VISION?!

#there is almost no frutiger metro gifs pls reblog the fuck outta this thanm you #i was struggling #BUT I HAD TO SHOW YOU GUYS WHAT I MEAAAAN #glen ray #glenda ray #stimboard #frutiger metro #frutiger aero #hc #headcanon #salems stimboards

[benslittlestarkiller]

Vladimir Makarov Headcannon Imagines Part 2

A continuation of part 1 but you don't have to read the last one to understand what's going on. Thanks for reading!

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The mansion is a sprawling Gothic estate nestled in the wooded hills of St. Petersburg. Each room filled with elegant furnitures and beautiful artwork. The mansion has the feel of a grand Russian palace, complete with rich tapestries and a grand staircase.

Vladimir has many homes throughout Easter Europe. For example the Penthouse of Moscow Lakhta Center where he had a penthouse. And now he took you in a plane private jet to St Peterberb where he had a nice palace.

">I want you Vladddy," You say as you enter his office where he does business (you don't know what it is tho).

"I'm busy right now, moya malenkaya smetana (my little sour cream)" Vdaddy said in reply. He was liok at his papers on his desk, look of concern tration on him.

You glance at floor in dissappoint.

Your eye fluttes with sad. As tear fall from eyevd. You ran away from Vladimirs office where you collided with a firm chest of your body guard Pavel, a young birivle attractvie byff and manly man. "Oh, Pavel," you said. "I'm so sorry excuse me..."

"It's alright Miss..." Pavel beeathed in your scent and his cheek turn pink as he feel your soft form against chest. Pink like sunset over Russian mountains. Or over Black Sea. Also pink like when you mix the yogurt into the borscht (a Ukraininan dish).

Salthouggh your hearts on ly beat for your Vladdy ou can't help but buosh as you see the blush like the sunset of the black sea on the rosy cheeks of Pavel. He was your age too, not an old man like Vladimir (unless you are picturingthe 2023 Reboot Vladimir in which case Pavel and he are about same age).

OASSION Rhere is looked of uncertain yet uundeniable PASSION that bubbled up like a pot of cooking foods in kitchen of palace, of Vladimirs gome, but you never went there it was the servants place not yours as Vladimirs TSARINE.

HE hands come up to toxuch waste. He hand warm bur not as large and rough as Vladmir Pavela hands were thin and bony like the bones left over after taking all the meat off the chicken but your maid did it for you so you didn't know anyrhing bout cocking clean or maid things. That was for poor people

You breathed out a moan of desire as Pavel touché you. "Pavel, we can't......" Ypu suad.

"He does n have to j kow,"pabel sai

"But.... he in there" you gestured to the offive door wide open

"So?" Pavel push you against Wale

I moan loud like whale in sea but probably not black sea (I'm not sure, pls marine bilogy timblr tell me if whales in black sea)

As moan loud vlsDIMOR put down paper in office. He grab glock from under desk, as his browns ferrowed/creased deeply in annoyance “Vhat is zat?” he askred a

s he made he way too the door two find the two of you psvrl and you pressed against the whale. bodies pressed together in a passionate and steamy embrace.

Panel had strated eto kiss along your neck and his lips were touching your pulse pount. VLADimgr saw RED.

I BREAK KNEEE!!!!

“ he screanmed

loud as thunde3r

Pavel immediately pissed his pants

the room’s hallway filled with the scent of urine. which made Vladimire even more mad. “That carpet cost million rubels@!”

Vladmir tke gun and point at Pastvel knee. The knee cap burt in expllosion of red viscera and Pabel creamde

Vladmir stood over Pavel and look at him with green eye, “ while the blue eye look at AyOu

You shiuvered under his penetrating gaze

It touched you deeply in your core and made your tsarina parts (as vladdy called it)

WET like a bottle of vodka

taken out of freezer and left to chill on counter, drips of condensation drippign down the side

You looked back at Vladmir “No, don’t hurt Pavel, he didnt do anything”

“HE TOUCHED YOU??? You bELGONG to ME! Not HE!!!”

“Tjat why I BREAKING KNEE!!” He say calmly, in a voice that chilled you to the bone like Lake BAikal in midst of cold Russia winter

Tear fall from your eye balls as you say “It meant nothing to me. I love you Vladdy. I sweat.”

Pavel screaming in pain still as he bleeds out on the carpet. Vladimir steps over him, bringing hand to your kneck.

He grips softly, but not hardly.

“Promise me,” He seeth. “Promise me youre MINE.”

‘I yours!”

He smile at you and his grop on your hip tightens, dgging into soft flesh like dough of unbaked bread in the morning at the bakery down thre street that your servants picked up for you.,

Vladmir push you up aga8nst the opposite wail, against a gilt framed painting of a woman

Actually it was the famous russian pwainting “The Last Day. OF Pompeii” buy artist Karl Bruylokovs

(sporry for spelling mistake keyboard still hard to tip with) 💔

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Psinting wobble on wall as Vlamir push you up against in it, you man in pain but also pleasure as you feel his body press into yours.

Your reach back behind to grab holds of painting,m ripping open the canvas with your acrylics

The rip is loud and vladmir smile smat you. “Naughty girl.: “

HGe smirks

“Noo im’ a good girl, vladdy,”

“Oh really, my little sour cream?” He

“Yes”

“Then why were you with that bastardous trator PAvel? Huh? You’ve been bad, you’ve been a naiughtly little WHORE”

“Your walls clench at his words, you feel yourself getting wetter as your secretions flow from you like vodka pouring into a glass.:”

“What”

Vladimir pressed his aching ock agaisnt your pussy where it was covered with your expensive armani dress

HE RIP DRESS]

in his hasty desperation to have access yo tour tsarina part

His throbbing cok was a large as AK 47 and ready to be shot. He aligns hinself in your entrace and thrust inside like a train arriving at the Moscow metro station, and your cunty was just as deep but tight like the tunnels of train

you moan in unbridle pleasure and lusty as he fill you deeplu , he trust into you so hard the painting frsme shook and broke

But neither of your cared too much abot this piece of Culture being destoryed, even Vladdy who loved Russia did nt care cuz your pussy felt so good, the grip of your tsarina aparts eased the anger inside home turning it into firey passion of love. You make him eel things he thought he never feel.

He want make baby inside you, make son, cute and small like Cheburashka. Vladimir’s favorite cartoon when he wass a childe (both OG and reboot)

His trusts grew harder and farter as he filled you deeper

Farter and fatter he thrusts

You were lost to bliss as he pounded your cunty

You wailed like you had just seen baba yaga in the forest but these were wais of pleasire not fear

Your wills grippped him as you started to lose control of your senses, your body shake violently like a bartender shaking up a malibu barbie pink cocktial with vodka, raspberry lemonade, grenadine and edible glitter well shaken and poured over ice with a pink heart shaped straw that the two of you enjoyed whn you went to see the Barbie movie together) and as you grip the paitning behind you, ripping it to shreds as you come on his cookie, Vladimnir throw his head back and growl out like a wolf in woods holwing to the moone.

He come deep inside womb, filling you wit thick heft and creamy condensed mlik like spurts like a Matryoshka doll as you put the dolls inside one another.

You two stay entwines and he rubs your belly with his large man hand, hariy on knuckles, “Mone.” he say, voice filled with devoation for yOU

SHorytly after your love makeing was completed, Vladimir whisked you away to bedroom. Maid came along and swept up destroyed artwork and cleaned blood and urine from carpet. Pavel’s family never saw his son nor his body for the funarl. closed casket. Presumed Missing. but in reality dumped into Neva river. His young wife and three children cry. Little do they know that Pavel was in love with You, so he was unfaitfu….

9 months later

Mikhail and Vladimir Jr sat in front of television watching the cartoon Masha and the Bear, Baby Mikhail was newborn and still had baby soft spot on head and needed to be supported with a baby chair, Vladimir Sr smiled wistfully, remembering his own childhood when he lived with his familyu in Khrushchevka in the city of Ivanono where he live with his mother and father and luttle brother and when in 1980 when he watched the 1980 Moscow Olympics and the bear was named misha which is what he and You decide to name your son after the bear.

Vlsdmir and yiou watch family as maid cook and clean.

The wen d

#vladimir makarov x reader #vladimir makarov imagine #vladimir makarov #call of duty #call of duty imagine #cod x reader #vladimir makarov art #vladimir makarov headcanons #marine biology #russia #russian culture #borscht #frodo baggins #eastern europe #moscow metro #lake baikal #karl bryullov #art history #call of duty makarov #makarov x reader #og makarov #vladimir makarov reboot #cod makarov #moscow #1980 summer olympics #moscow 1980 #cheburashka #mikhail potapych toptygin

[partiallysanitized8]

Portals all over the multiverse have been popping up more and more recently in the metro. Some of them a lot more stable than others. Some of them close almost as soon as they open, others will stay open for months or even years at a time.

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #ask blog #splatoon 2 #agent 8 #sanitized octoling #splatoon ask blog #I headcanon that the deepsea metro is a gateway to the multiverse #time and space IS warped there after all

[metro-headcanons]

Miller: You may not know this Artyom, but I am a flawed person.

Artyom: I do know that, sir.

#Artyom is autistic #can’t change my mind #metro #metro exodus #metro 2033 #metro series #metro last light #incorrect metro quotes #metro artyom #metro headcanon #metro miller

[keykidpilipili]

KHML Astral Plane Musings

Based on the fact that the Astral Plane has working streetlights despite net 0 residents, i like to imagine there are buses, trams and metros running as well. Ghost subway heartless fights <3

#pili rambles #kingdom hearts #khml #kh misssing link #khml headcanons #Societies would of course try to dissuade wielders from walking into the buildings but there's always dares and the like #Aka test of courage that involves finding your way into and out of a huge airport/railway/metro station #ANYWAY HERE'S HOW HOT ROD HEARTLESS ARE REVELANT AGAI-

[sunsetcorvid]

Seeing that you emjoy a hat in time, could you please apare some [read as many as you want] headcanons for this, as the steam page put it, cute as Peck game?

YKNOW WHAT YEAH I MIGHT HAVE SOME!!!

Hat Kid and Mustache Girl become sort of friends again after the whole time thing. I mean, it takes a bit, but they kinda figure it out.

Cooking Cat looks after Mustache Girl. After the game she heads back down to the planet to make sure the Mafia don't start a plague again and just. Adopts Mu. Like "wow this kid almost killed us but like. damn she needs some food she's been livin in a cave." and then later gets like. Mustache lore (whatever exactly the fuck happened with the Mafia is. very much traumatizing and Not Good for this kid to almost destroy the world because of it) and that moment is like "Alright im takin care of this kid fuck yall"

Crackship between Cooking Cat and Empress. Listen, I think it would be kinda funny alright.

Dadtcher is one of my favorite collective fandom headcanons

Bow Kid spends a lot of time with DJ Grooves and Conductor and ends up learning how to dj a bit from Grooves.

She also spends a lot of time in Nyakuza Metro. She's knows pretty much every cat down there by name. Even the trains!

Hat Kid starts picking up a lot of mannerisms from Snatcher because he pretty much lives in her ship now and sometimes when Cooking Cat is there and she checks on her, she swears she sees Hat's eyes glowing. Could just be lighting, though...

Every few weeks there's a game night where the cast shows up on Hat's ship and almost destroy it because Bow keeps winning at Uno, Snatcher keeps winning at Monopoly, Cookie (Cooking Cat, easier typing Cookie) has no idea what the hell is happening and is staying in the kitchen (very much keeping the Conductor out), and Conductor and Grooves keep arguing over stupid shit.

I think Snatcher could purr. Maybe. He's some sort of fuckin ghost thing, he already has the fur stuff on his neck (I know it's supposed to resemble his hair from when he was alive, but I think ghost shit turned it into fur.), so I think he should be allowed to purr.

Hat constantly wakes up from nightmares about Vanessa. She's only been in that mansion a handful of times but by the gods that woman is terrifying.

It's one of the reasons Snatcher stays on the ship. He knows Vanessa's fucked up from experience and this kid's like what. 12? yeah no he is not letting shit happen to this kid. He tends to find some way to comfort Hat back to sleep. He denies everything in the morning however because he's totally not her dad /s he doesnt care what happens to the kid he just wants her soul /s

i think that's about it! i said i might have some but once i started typing i realized i had more aksjhdsiuhdgf

hope these are nice!

#miles answers #a hat in time #hat kid #bow kid #mustache girl #the snatcher #the conductor #dj grooves #cooking cat #empress ahit #nyakuza metro #queen vanessa #ahit #headcanons #dadtcher

[barbalizzzka]

One of my favorite headcannons on Pasha/Artyom - Morozov is tormented by panic attacks related to his past on the red line, and Artyom has nightmares about the death of his mother, and both of them, sitting in tears, calm each other, promising to always be there.

#partyom #метро 2033 #metro last light #artyom chyornyj #artyom #headcanon #pavel morozov

[boiledegghole]

#splatoon #splatoon headcanons #gulper eel #deep sea metro

[ignify-caligo]

random thought but;

All the metro games having some sort of “collection” (like artyom’s dairy notes or sam’s harmonica melodies) and I think if Florian (my oc) would had his own game, his would be cassettes with a whole variety of music/songs

#metro 2033 #metro games #caligo's headcanons #caligo's oc #florian oc #having oc thoughts and being unable to get them down pains me fr #but anyhow; if you have a metro oc - what would their ‘collection’ item be? #would love to here about them OC’s ! :D