#merfuck

[robotlobotomy]

goddamn mermen are so hot. making out with a merman, rutting against his slit, my tdick slipping into the slick warmth of him. itd feel so good, my mouth on his neck as i rub myself against him, hearing him gasp. reaching down to tease his sheath, feeling his cock slide out to kiss mine. watching him flush and keen when i finally start to ride him, my knees on either side of his hips, his tail fitting perfectly between my legs.

#alright guys ​i have had a thing for merfolk since i hit puberty so. sorry (not rly) #merfuck #trans nsft #mlm nsft #nsft concept #monsterfucking nsft

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

Showed up an hour early to a job interview, sick af, and I'm waiting here like a sad lil bitch trying to keep water down, watching it fucking hail outside.

Fuck this dystopia. I wanna become a merfolk.

#why am i like this? #sick af #puking in the parking lot like a savage #mermaid #merman #nb merfuck

[barbatoss-bitch]

After punching me and regen-ing like a thousand times, you are giving me this sad story huh? WHO THE FUCK ARE THOSE MERFOLKS?! MORE LIKE MERFUCKS

#twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #floyd leech #jade leech

[promisinininining]

8, 11, 26, 54, 55 for the fic ask meme!

HIIII HI ELCIE it feels like a hot minute since I left watori... I'm sorry... I shall be back soon for the prompt fest

8. Do you prefer the beginning, middle, or end of a story? uhhhhhhhh I .. I don't know? I like the story. I like to see it as an entire thing. Unless the question means if I prefer writing the beginning middle or end, in which case I like writing the end usually. It's fun to put into words the payoff that I've been painstakingly setting up and finding fun ways to wrap up the loose ends.

11. Link your three favorite fics right now nnghbbtjh I DON'T READ. OKAY. NTM I basically live blog everything I read to you ANYWAY but fine, let me go into my ao3 history jeez. They're all shuake. What You've Already Buried - malevolentmango ; post-canon fix it, love letter to Goro Akechi in every single way. Long but I love it. I'm still sobbing over it. what carnage you've left - intimatopia ; oneshot. I don't really have the words it's just, extremely up my alley, and bite sized so you can read it over and over and over and over and over and over and o shadow of your whale fall - Alykas ; merfuck!!! MERFUCK!!!! GOD IT'S PERFECT!!!!! EVERYTHIGN YOU WANT! SHARK AKIRA! POISONOUS GORO! SIZE DIFF!

26. Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride? Wildest is kind of. A strange word I don't really write stuff that's too wild, or maybe my sense of wild-ness is off center. Wild in terms of Crack is probably the Agegap Mafia Debacle, which is co-written with you and zeda, so maybe that doesn't count. Wild as in, how-many-tropes-can-I-fit-into-this-hugely-indulgent-thing is maybe Hallows, or Phoenix Blood? Wild as in, what-the-fuck-did-I-just-read is maybe Blind Wolves? Yeah. We'll go with that. Blind Wolves.

54. What’s your favorite part about the fanfiction writing process? HOW am I supposed to find a favourite. I basically only do this stuff for fun anyway so everything I do is fun. I like editing I guess? It's fun refining my words and sentences and structure, even if I am only a creature though I cannot catch them all, alas. Something very rewarding about finding the ULTIMATE word or turn of phrase.

55. Of the characters you write for, which is your favorite? Has that choice been swayed at all by your followers/readers’ reactions to certain ones? Teru is definitely a long time favourite. He's like a comfy kind of character where it's really easy to just slip into character. Goro, too, follows that only he's been pushed to more extremes. I kind of follow the beat of my own drum, and also I'm not a particularly big author or one that has a following, so it's not really been affected by anything other than sitting in a pit with some friends yelling at each other (affectionately).

#aftokrator-official #mis-types #postmoogling

[schantzscribbles]

I'm drawing.

Here's a hint: 🧜‍♂️🧜‍♀️

#hahahahaha #honks clown nose #lets go merfucks

[you-cant-fuck-megaman]

Splash Woman?

oh? are you thirsty? is she luring you over with her siren call? all you will find here are barren beaches and disappointment.

humanity has long since dreamed about fucking mermaids ever since the era of the seven seas, to the point where manatees were often confused for them. which honestly says a lot about the classical depiction of what a mermaid is supposed to look like. but ever since the classic fairy tale The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson taught why trying to chase after mermaids is an awful goddamn idea, people have been trying to chuck that book over their shoulder and start searching for clams to put a pearl necklace on. it's like Hans issued a challenge and they took it personally, i swear.

regardless, this personal challenge has begat one of the most burning internet questions about mermaids. that is: where the FUCK is her pussy????

to which the commonly-accepted answer is usually: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

people have researched, essays have been written, experts have argued at great length, and to this day despite many decades of heated debate there is still not a good consensus as to how the merfolk merfuck. even if splash woman was a flesh and blood mermaid, you wouldn't even begin to be able to figure out how to approach her. it'd become a hilarious comic skit of trying to figure out exactly how she ends up getting out of those pants (spoiler alert: they're not pants, it's her goddamn lower body) in order to match with yours. and then by the time you figure it out, the tides have lowered and she's been swept away.

maybe next time. except the next time never comes. because unlike a flesh and blood mermaid, she's a robot, which honestly makes the whole search kind of moot but points for dedication i guess.

#megaman #mega man #rockman #splash woman #splashwoman #mjchroma #ask

[bugbreach-art]

So - i’m a mermaid queen

And if i aint the worst there is, then what’s the point, right?

#merfuck queen (?) #what am i #eh #merman #mermaid #sona #whatever #oc #original character #original characters

[fastlikealambo]

Ok mer fam let's talk siren

That merfuck looked painful like when ryn hit flounder (he doesn't have name so let's call him flounder) with her tail in the face i felt that through my screen.

ryn looks like she walked straight out of a walk to remember

Xander fucked up again..anyone shocked? Pls write him better.

Ben what the fuck now everybody got drag your dumb bitch ass back to the depths of the ocean to cure you

Bristol Cove has 10 brain cells and Maddie has all of them.

Flounder is hot as hell but where is Levi?!! The Aeropostale models need him to make babies and I need him because I am thirsty bitch

Helen is so underrated and I wish she was involved more in the big plot because this family reunion subplot is kinda boring? Like unless this leads to the hybrids having powers too it's kinda weak.

EXCUSE YOU SIREN MUSIC PEOPLE ROMANTIC MUSIC IS FOR POLYMARINE ONLY PERIODT. EREBODY ELSE GETS YOUTUBE ROYALTY FREE BACKROUND NOISE

That hallucination was terrifying and that's what you get benny boy. It was nice to see my aquatic thruple in semi harmony again although the image of a pregnant mermaid is burned into my soul for eternity.

Don't give a shit about nichole the raggedy dolphin's disappearance. Did they recast chris? Eh who cares. Fuck that commander and his squad of peeping tom crotchpheasants.

Next week: scared for ryn to give birth around discount coachella family. They look they might try and steal it or eat to try and become full bloods. Still don't care about chris and his possible connection to the military. Also I hope the reporter gets eaten CAUSE NO ONE TOLD YOU TO SNOOP.

That's what you missed on Siren.

#siren liveblog #siren freefrom #siren #siren spoilers #polymarine

[imaginefe]

i have been so engrossed with these merfucking asks that i completely forgot that i too have a big fear of open water. luthier hold me with your many arms.

LUTHIER.... WOULD BE VERY CAUTIOUS WHEN LEADING YOU THROUGH OPEN WATER TOO... he definitely holds you with as many arms as possible... its the same way as when he swam through open waters with delthea when she was little (she hated it tho,, stop being so clingy lu!!)

#answers #notwriting #lil octo delthea almost got lost in open waters once and lu gave her a gigantic scolding

[cyberdanse]

hehehe thought u would never see my mytho au again? heres some sleepy gay merfuck n valkyrie bitch 

theyre teens or some shit btw because i dont know how to draw children yet but im learning 

#my art #i guess #fuckin homo #a hat in time

[unpretty]

Followed you for Shine, stayed for LITERALLY EVERYTHING

bless you, patient merfucker. you are an angel.

#original #Anonymous

[klaxxi]

anyway i should sleep so I can wake up in like 4 hours and defend against the eventual attacks on our bases in dnl because merfucks declared war at 8pm

[yomikura]

#original #terato #noncon touching #merfuck!1! merfuck!1!!11!