#me: i want to be stronk

[maxthesillyy]

dear lord somebody stop my drinking nothing but soda i CANNOT survive like this

#me: i want to be stronk #brain: ok! you have to eat #me: :| >:| #girlies i didnt eat anything but two slices of pizza- two bites of dinner- AND SO MUCH SODA #i think my comfort food is school lunches #which is so weird but i think it’s because i ALWAYS know what to expect #theres no weird textures and all the foods taste relatively the same #and if they dont i can just drink a bit of milk inbetween #dear god im gonna grow up and my throat will be burnt from all the acid reflex #why is eating so inconvenient :(

[mewkwota]

These two were complimenting each other's moms in OSS, so it made me want to see them talking about their dads. Just the image of them right next to each other sounded so funny to me, like, it's Lan's Computer Nerd Dad and then Geo's Astro Jock Dad.

#also why does this keep happening it's another moment of nerd and jock dads #and you know the idea of geo wanting to be like his dad when he grows up makes me laugh so much #endearingly of course #I know it's just about the space thing but I'm imagining like “I'm gonna be all stronk like him too :D” my boy . . . u r small #that was gonna be the alternate take on this prompt but then lan wouldn't have any focus on this tbh #maybe I'll draw it for another time because it's still such a fun idea #doodle-daas #comics #operate shooting star #lan hikari #netto hikari #geo stelar #subaru hoshikawa #yuichiro hikari #kelvin stelar #daigo hoshikawa

[ferahntics]

I shant stop

#idk how to spell thaaaaat #spite is stronk #this was a wip for a while i just got the drive today xD #mine #my art #magolor #crowned magolor #traitor magolor #inki #maginki #oc x canon #kirby #kirby oc #fan character #for real regarding the anon thing #you can see magolor however way you want that's fine by me #just dont come into my ask box telling me my interpretation is wrong #there's a search party going on looking for my fcks to give and they found no leads #also i didnt ask #let me have my own fun k?

[grin-unsettling]

i see, so poly romances were a lie

#sleeping with halsin while being in a 'serious' relationship with a single other companion is NOT poly 😐 #listen i just wanted my TAV to be sandwiched between two stronk ladies (karlach and lae) is it too much to ask he's a good boi 😭 #i kind of get it lae is just like that but also it was kind of funny how literally everyone else instantly backed off 😅 #including astarion and shadowheart #and karlach said it broke her heart this game instantly put me off trying to romance more than 1 LI at a time forever i guess #gonna go back to my d.urge playthrough and figure out the single companion i wanna romance #yes i am playing 2 playthroughs at the same time what about it yes i was in act 1 for 2 weeks #i am about to start a 3rd playthrough even #tho in co-op with a friend #lie.txt

[frenchfry99]

Ermm

Do any of your OCs need a bodyguard in mob au-

(zoom in for better quality cuz tumbler CHEWS my art) doodles & info under cut ✿

Haha and yes she does try to replace cigarettes with stuff like chewing gum

(Detailed) human ver jumpscare! Ha!

sleeve tattoos? sleeve tattoos. (I was too lazy to make em as detailed as they're supposed to be-)

I don't have much on my mind for their current lore, but I have some for the past

Not as open and cuddly as her original version, Magnolia Monroe appears to be a cold-minded and tough person. Their past cheery character faded away, now it's rare to hear any puns from them or at least see them genuinely smile. But is this what they really are? Who knows who knows

She knew Barnaby long time before he joined the mob, Magnolia spent most of their childhood with him before their ways parted. Seeing him years later was definitely...suprising! she was devastated lol

But more heartbreaking was when mafia took the most precious thing she had in their life - their fiancée. Her and Poppy were happily together for quite some time, maybe they'd get married soon too but one day Poppy was just gone without a trace. Magnolia couldn't protect even their dearest one

(Local she/they beats ur arse)

Magnolia as bodyguard surely has more pros than cons but one of their very few major flaws is that they may get too attached to whoever she's guarding. Losing her fiancée so suddenly and seeing whatever her brother figure turned into in the mob would make her afraid to lose someone again. As a professional they wouldn't show it but deep inside she'd be almost paranoid about something taking away this person (again).

I feel like she'd be the type to bottle up emotions in order to keep her always reliable and strong character-

And ig I forgot to mention in her original ver post that they're married to Poppy :33 (letting at least her og ver be happy)

In this au even if they meet, which is rare but not impossible to happen due to their jobs, Poppy obviously doesn't recognize Magnolia. And even if Poppy catches feelings in response, the next time they see each other she won't remember a thing, which only breaks Magnolia more.

#didn't really want to put her in mob au at first #but I liked the idea with spiky metallic horns- #lmao I always think like sapphics can't get a single normal ship #and then do this to my sapphic oc- #(friendly fire???) #magnolia monroe #welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home puppet show #original character #welcome home mob au #mob magnolia monroe #tbh this post reminds me of a job application #stronk ladies for life💪💪 #it's hard to notice but sometimes you can see how exhausted they are #doesn't stop her from being competent in her job tho #magnolia monroe wh

[mandareeboo]

I wanna be a big man but I also don't wanna be a threatening man but I also want to learn to box and fight people who think my rights are a debate but I also want to learn to bake and tend a bar but I also want to be able to carry someone if they needed it do you see the problem

#Life #LGBT+ #I'm a fluffy man but I want mor ethan that. I want Muscles. #I want to be Stronk #But I also wanna look like a teddy bear who wouldn't make women innately concerned when they see me #Falc talks

[bloomingbluebell]

could wild bench press twilight? considering that botw link is canonically strong enough to a) move a boulder twice or three times his size and b) stop a charging lynel in it's tracks without even budging?

i think wild could bench press twilight. easily.

#i want to see them arm wrestle #i think twilight would win but wild won't go down easily #me against the wild is weak allegations have you even PLAYED botw???? #my guy is hella stronk #linked universe #wind launches himself at wild's back routinely and clings on like a koala

[discocandles]

Sarah Phillips is the 2nd strongest MC in Liberty's Kids, or she should be at least

after almost spilling this whole headcannon to my bff who def was just humoring me, i'm telling the whole class.

By strongest I mean strongest physically. and I say second strongest bc there was no way she's outlifting Moses, who has lifted multiple people with ease in cannon. Sarah could lift Henri easily, but that's like picking up a large sack of potatoes(that boy is basically a mischievous french tree branch).

Anyway back to Sarah, bc that's what's important here. While it was debatable if she was stronger than James before Sarah left for Ohio, she wasn't the one slightly winded after doing chores for the Adams. It's just another part of their banter at this point. Who's the brain, who's the brawn, etc. etc.(Henri is the something else). they really need to find better flirting mechanisms. But post-Ohio she's absolutely won that battle, no questions asked.

I just love the idea of seeing Sarah, a proper young English lady politely turning down the offers to help her with some heavy luggage to easily hoist it up and briskly walk off to wherever she was headed. Or that she accepts and hands it over to the other person and they nearly drop it bc they didn't think it'd be that heavy.

And it's not uncommon in the continental camps to see a redheaded young lady carrying cannonballs across the grounds with the other soldiers like the thing hardly weighs more than a lunch basket. Washington has explicitly told his colonels to not question/worry about it.

I know it's not the most refined hc, but its been wafting in my brain(and drafts) for so long, I knew I needed to get it out of there.

#sometimes you just need to think about the simple things and the simple things are stronk Sarah hcs #I dunno if anyone in the lk fandom is in the sxf fandom and seen the picture of brains brawn something else but thats the reference #why is it that if I have a blorbo named Sarah i always want her to be the strongest physically? #tho my other sarah is the strongest physically in the fang gang in cannon. i forgot what ethan said the stats were tho. #liberty's kids #sarah phillips #james hiller #henri lefebvre #moses #moses should've been had a last name in lk but thats a different rant #i'm deffos projecting & mad about it bc that means sarah gets to have great abs and i *hate* working on abs. so much. its pain for me

[b-blushes]

i'm going somewhere with a giftshop tomorrow but my primary objective is to do something else there and. i am wishing SO SO SO HARD that i have the physical ability to go to the giftshop too i cannot tell you how much i would like to look at and purchase postcards!!!!!!!

#PLEASE @ my legs be stronk!!!!! i'll be soooooooooooo nice to you i promise! #(<- intending to walk an extra few meters when the normal amount of meters leaves me wobbly and leaning against pillars for balance. #aka a LIAR r.e. being nice to my legs :P but still!!!!!!!) #(I collect postcards but also i really want to mail some to my friends! i've counted through my address book to see how many to buy!) #postcards aaaaaaaaah! :P

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Took Velma to the vet today and apparently she's put on like 3 pounds of pure muscle since her last checkup 💪💪💪

#oh hey it's velma #stronk doggo #also had to reup a lot of shots #soooooo if anyone wanted to tip me I could send you cute dog pics? #or other things if you wanted 😉 #but yeah it's a lot of moneys man #velma gets significantly more money towards her yearly healthcare in our home budget than I do lol

[the-light-finds-its-way]

I'll admit, Caiatl makes me question my gayness as a man.

#i just want to hug her ok? #maybe get a little kiss too? if she'll let me?? #my sexuality at this point is just tall big and stronk #its why i love nimbus so much #and i don't mean just stronk physically but like leadership and in mind too #i just really admire caiatl ok????

[k--havok]

anyways the dream I had was mainly vibes BUT I do recall some bits and pieces. In this dream there was this church, but it wasn't related to any form of current religion but was still monotheistic. In this church, there was a priestess (I think?) in training who was being trained by a fellow priest.

And although the two seemed quite normal on the outside, both actually belonged so some sort of cult? Or well, possibly another religion? It was not clear but the priest had incredibly strong "dark powers" that he kept hidden and was helping train the priestess due to her having a lot of promise with her own abilities/magic.

And they were fuckin' too lol ofc 'cause its me. The priest was not fully human and neither was the priestess, but I cannot recall what they looked like....... again just vibes.

I'll probably end up doing something with the idea but like I really do NOT need anymore ideas or stories 'cause I cannot even finish what I have going on currently.

#writeblr #writers on tumblr #shutuplanx #story idea #i will say tho it is tempting to make characters and write cause its me but NO i must be stronk #anyways the vibes also were heavily leaning sci fi fantasy similar to star wars i think #but with more magic #also the twos relationship was uhhh questionable but in a fun evil way like. bringing out the worst in one another #most my romances are usually on the romantic side but this idea it was like #slow burn but emotionally #which is something i do want to write one day #but am already planning with another story haha

[mephorash]

It's weird how I'm too physically strong for my mom to abuse me now. If she tried to hit me like she used to I could legitimately hurt her enough to get her off me. I suppose it doesn't mean much when I'm a 17 year old boy and she's 37 but I'm gradually not the helpless child I used to be

#buzgie ❁ #personal post #i was joking about this to someone earlier and flexed my muscle and even though i barely work out I have so much more muscle than I used to #my gf wants me to carry her which is my big motivation in getting stronk lol #also im 118lbs 5'7 (54kg 170cm) so like. i could gain weight #I've been skinny my entire life I got weight gain shakes as a kid and am anorexic in remission #I cannot exercise in front of people it gives me extreme anxiety for some reason #so i mostly do exercises at home #I like isometric exercises bc i get high and zone out while I'm planking or we #I also do stretching/yoga poses bc stretching is so underrated

[loadsofcats]

Plague Doctor fandom, very important question for all of you: Can Toma lift Lera up?

#i think she can #she’s been practicing since she was a kid and she has a family whose job/hobby is vigilanting #i wanted to say bc i feel like ppl (at least me) always go “ah yeah lera is strong thats why she’s the plague doctor” but like the other way #around would be so hecking funny to me just think #I have a feeling Toma is very excited by nature maybe a bit like Inga from Exli #and that she’d just come up to people and hug them #Lera seems more reserved so just #one time when Lera isn’t looking Toma sneaks up from behind and hugs her #and then just like picks her up #Lera is “???” Alarmed like large dogs when you pick them up #so anyway Toma is Stronk thank you for coming to my TED talk #both of them can pick up Chrysalis by this point he’s just used to it #i used the word “just” too many times in these tags #Toma #Lera #lera makarova #plague doctor #plague gfs #it talks #meme #lol #Thoughts #toria #there was probably a time in the comics where this happened but I probably forgot

[astral-catastrophe]

When I look at the two people I have been romantically attracted too, I really do have a type, don’t I

#Someone strong and a bit taller than me #The old friend I liked is cute and tall and he’s stronk. He’s also part time at tech and does welding #Crush is cute and taller than me and she’s buff. She’s so pretty I love her. #Told her we can’t go to a specific dance this year bc she should be at a swim competition instead bc I want her to win

[oddogoblino]

Sigh, I want sonadow in my recommendeds but all tumblr and youtube want to give me is Sonamy and I'm tired of it 😔 Not even polycule sonamadow. Disappointed

(Points to you if you know why I put this guy as my reaction image for this, source of image being from Aphmau)

#oddito ramblinos #no i dont hate sonamy but it is getting annoying that this is all that i get recommended #i have not searched up sonamy and havent watched any sonamy stuff yet its all im seeing lately #these websites want to cleanse me of the gay hedgehogs temporarily with the pink girl and blue boy hedgehogs #stronk girl and fast as fuck boi moment #but plz- can i just see my gays again 😔