Steam: Kell of Gays, PSN: KellOfGays || I'm a crayon eater (read: Titan). || Given the Light from our great Traveler, we protect the universe from plunder and plight from any threats which come! We are Guardians! || My Destiny sideblog. Expect random musings, headcanons, etc. || NSFW will be tagged. || I'm 24, he/him, gay, ftm, autistic with ADHD.
One day Spider sees Magnus isn't eating again. So he sends lackeys out to retrieve the Titan for an "important mission". Agreeing to go along, Magnus hops into the Eliksni carrier and is flown off to the Shore.
When they arrive, the Eliksni lead Magnus to his father's hideout, and then leave the two alone together.
Spider crosses his arms. "You're coming with me to somewhere I know you haven't gone before," he says. "This location is... loud. There are distractions in every direction, and thieves left and right, just lurking in the open. Prepare yourself."
Magnus is confused. But no less, he follows his father as the two head out.
As they traverse the Shore, a sight begins to grace the Titan's vision: large rides, carnival games, multiple arcades, food stalls, and countless attractions. He looks at his father. "A... boardwalk?"
"They've got everything you like. Breaded chicken fingers, hotdogs and fries with cheese of questionable molecular make, pizza galore, and the likes. But there's a catch."
"What's the catch?"
"I have lackeys everywhere watching. You cannot play any games or ride any rides until you've eaten a full meal. For every ten activities, you must eat another meal. If you try to escape, if you even NEAR something that isn't food first, my lackeys WILL shoot. Choose wisely, my son."
And well... Y'all let's just say Magnus went home that day with his and an exhausted Spider's arms FULL of an impossible number of plushies and cheap plastic trinkets, and Magnus had never been so well fed in his entire life. The father basically let the universe's most hyperactive kid loose in the galaxy's biggest candy store, and he could barely keep up. He never knew a living being could consume so much pizza and fries, let alone win this many carnival games. Also Magnus totally forced Spider to do bumper cars with him at some point.
Shit... I'm having a REALLY hard time again... Fuck, I can't even draw anything, I just... I want to break down and cry for a long while until I feel ok again. But I don't know if I can...