#maybe dragon zhongli?????

[baeshijima]

WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF A SUPER COOL CONCEPT

okayokayhbnkd imagine you’re like this chef right? or maybe you own a cafe???? idk. bUT !! basically you own whatever it is i decide later on and have a pretty secluded business that is well-received with a steady flow of customers & regulars. ppl enjoy the stuff you give them, you get money, everyone’s happy !!

but. what they don’t know is after you close at 8 pm, your business opens to those not of this world & non-humans alike. vampires? check. wizards? check. elves? check. monarchs and heirs of empires and kingdoms? check. immortals? check. mythical creatures? check.

and the list of what everyone perceives as fantasy goes on. sure, the place gets more rowdy and troublesome compared to when humans dine there, but you can’t deny the fact you hear a lot of.... rather interesting stories when they come. and they enjoy your food! a big w if you say so yourself.

(what you fail to realise from your ever so loyal regulars is that it’s not your food they come back for — though they won’t deny that’s part of it — but rather it’s you that unknowingly draws them back time and time again)

#sophie talks : concepts <3 #fuck my other wips they can wait #diluc as the vapmpire tho. #he has to be #maybe dragon zhongli????? #and emperor ayato????????? #anD HOMUNCULUS / ELF ALBEDO #sobs

[blood-orange-juice]

an absolutely normal reaction to ffxiv lore

#we were talking about how one should perhaps borrow estinien's approach of talking to dragons when talking to zhongli #maybe he'll stop dodging important questions then #ff xiv #tbf every story needs an estinien #he greatly improves any situation he's in #estinien #estinien varlineau #zhongli #what a fine mess we've made #ray's words of wisdom

[nemoys]

AAAAA neuvillette being the hydro dragon freminet mentioned (mere 'fairy tale') he's such an emotionally interesting character to me i don't think i've ever wanted to write a 30 page google doc over a character like this since venti?? i'm so curious as to what he was upset over the day we arrived and met up with the siblings

#neuvillette #genshin #genshin impact #fontaine #hydro dragon neuvillete impact #maybe an original primordial sovereign? #i feel like i met french zhongli #when zhongli says paint me like one of your french girls #okay sorry but being fr i love this character #not the villainous type i expected to be honest #the skies clearing at the end was such a lovely touch :/ #he will be mine.

[cometrose]

i could cry into the void about rezhong forever like the fact that the only reason its not popular is because azhdaha doesn't have a tall anime twink form like im gonna sob

Imagine being partners but slowly watching your partner lose themselves and their memories and try to destroy everything you created together and you have to seal him away in a prison of the earth MIND you zhongli is the one who awoke him from underground so he just put him back there like?????

And the fact even after the betrayal Zhongli and Azhdaha still care so deeply for each other like they can't change the past but when Azhdaha is conscious Zhongli is upset that he has to leave him again. They are victims of fate!!! Doomed yaoi!! It was never meant to be but they wanted it to work.

And if Azhdaha is the Geo Dragon Sovereign he was perfectly content with Morax taking his authority and he loved humanity and their friendship. BUT we know Sovereigns and Archons don't work out like I am telling you it was doomed from the start but its so good please listen to me!!!

#rezhong #zhongli #azhdaha #genshin impact #someone bring back azhdaha so zhongli can get his ex-husband back #AZHDAHA POSSESSED A RANDOM STRANGER JUST SO HE COULD WARN MORAX #he’s like oh no my ex husband is in danger from me!!! i must warn and protect him because nobody respects him more than ME #zhongli on the verge of losing it all: you’re leaving? #and if azhdaha is the geo dragon (i mean it’s pretty close) that means that zhongli got his power and he was like 👍 #like imagine him being like ‘there’s no one more deserving of my authority than you’ #maybe i’m going crazy i feel sick #what if morax tried to return his power to him to slow his erosion but he refused cause he’d rather erode than watch morax kill himself #AND THE POEM #and a blind dragon yearning to see the sun!! *COUGH HACK*

[sirladysketch]

Trying to get better about doing quick sketch things that I can turn into physical projects later-- Morax in fancy paper or fabrics, anyone?

#my art #quick sketches #genshin #Morax #dragon #Zhongli #potential papercraft #or maybe a quilt block for a pillow? #idk #what do you guys think

[starcurtain]

Every time I'm forced to see another post about whether Zhongli is a dragon or not I get more and more convinced that no one who plays Genshin actually reads the lore.

If I have to read "He's an adeptus; that means he can just shapeshift to an animal form when he wants, but he's not actually a mythical creature" one more time, I might commit murder.

#genshin impact #the game literally defines adepti #as illuminated beasts #they're animals first #and people later #whether the Exuvia is Zhongli's ACTUAL original form or not #and whether he's descended from Teyvat's vishaps #are two other entirely different points #that hoyo has not yet bothered to clarify!! #but if Zhongli is actually an adeptus as he claims to be #then he did start out as *A* beast #and that beast was probably a mythical creature of some type #now are there lore hints that maybe he's not an adeptus at all? #also yes #but what you *can't* say is “He's an adeptus; that's why he's not a dragon” #because “mythical creature that turned into a human later” is #IN FACT #what an adeptus is

[zackcrazyvalentine]

Why is the urge always so mind absorbing???

The ABSOLUTE URGE to write something cute (and something more spicy) about boys with animal features??? 😩😩😩

animal people are just too cute and eye catching, mind is never not thinking of them

#definitely talking about wolf!Wriothesley & wolf!Blade & lion!Ying Juan & maybe even catgirl! or drider!Kafka? #I JUST WANNA WRITE AGAIN ABOUT CUTE ANIMAL PEOPLE WITH ANIMAL D¡CKS 😭😭😭 #wait merfolk/dragon Neuvillette is also here #and dragon!Zhongli & Imbibitor Lunae too bc DAMN DOUBLE THE C*CKS DOUBLE THE FUN #I JUST WANT CUTE SHIT AND SPICY SHIT AAAAAAAAA #random ramblings #ngl i also kinda very much wanna write something about thais and ganyu girl on girl and booba milk spicy thing #GDKAVDKSB

[flutteringfable]

me 🤝 neuvillette

pots + just general dehydration issues

#fable talks 💫 #i am very much projecting #hes the hydro dragon hes not like zhongli hes not just some old guy now #so like. why does he use the cane? maybe for aesthetic purposes but also. please consider. vertigo from pots #the energy use + loss of water in his body from his attacks (<- that second bit is a hc) would for sure cause it to flare up a lot #which is why his charged atk saps his hp #but thats just a theory. a game theory.

[kinkassassin]

Just got Lyney on my side acc 👍

I was gonna get Furina but I really like his gameplay so I figured why not (I also have a ton of stuff I can still do on my side so if really want to I could get enough together to get her still probably). Having a somewhat maintained side acc is nice when ur saving for Arlecchino on ur main tbh 🥹

Anyway I'm really enjoying the new region!! The diving is super fun and running along the water tracks with Yelan and Lynette to get to places was cool (I love that we got her for free she's so fun and also tism coded so I love her)

I've finished part one of the archon quest (pt.1 of chap.1) and my god Furina is so annoying I love it. The type of person to make up laws so she can get more poeple for trial. We're for sure landing in jail and it's gonna be for the most bullshit reason.

Anyway wish me luck on maintaining my sanity while I have to skip all of these 5 stars so I can get Dad on the team ;_;

#genshin #genshin impact #fontaine #wolf talks #i want too many of the 5 stars #like navia?? cmon i need britney on the damn team #also i dont have a geo main dps and shes lookin like she could be #clorinde??? i need her carnally #wriothesley??? ive been convinced his massive boots have enchanted me #neuvillette? idk yet maybe i do like him and defo new ship for me #imagine zhongli and neuvillette...two old dragons just chillin together in retirement

[fernifox]

Mini morax,,,,,, I love him so much, he’s the perfect size for her.

I’d love to make some for people if you commission me <3

#clay #clay art #polymer clay #dragon #morax #zhongli #rex lapis #genshin impact #commission me? #prices are negotiable but maybe $20 plus shipping

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

actually I'm gonna talk about genshin characters in elnea kingdom so hard so right now

lisa is definitely a galphin scholar but i think she spends more of her time with miara in the library than she does doing like... anything? dhdh she could be scholar guru or even dragoon but she doesnt because lisa is well... lisa hfhehe.

albedos also a scholar but he does actually spend time checking out the ruins and investigating, as well as gathering mushrooms and stuff for his own studies. his sister klee is training for the calvary selection tournament (after she graduates of course) and he helps her get through the forest trail. klee is definitely a future fishing master dbdhsh

sucrose is a musketeer but she's working on becoming a scholar. spends a lot of her time foraging or with miara too. mostly with miara and the fossils.

jeans the roselles knight captain, with kaeya and eula being imperial knights and amber being a member of the calvary. noelle applies for the calvary every year but loses around the semifinals. she could probably win a spot as a scholar with the amount of adventure points she has dhdhdh

diluc was a knight with jean but he quit and now spends his time on adventures & in wialas tavern keeping an eye on travelers. he's most busy during the harvest festival because everyone is clamoring to try his pom wine drinks. crepus was a member of the farmers association (he was actually rep, then later on the council too) so diluc is very familiar with pom fruit.

fischl is training to be a musketeer and goes adventuring with bennett and razor, but bennett always dies on adventures and razor is honestly only here for his friends. bennett and razor are the first kids of some dhorme mountain corp families so they'll inherit spots in the corp.

diona spends all her time at wialas tavern, but she lives in the suburbs. she'll probably end up working there and moving to fountain st. either that or she'll work at yano market.

rosaria and barbara are both acolytes (haha i get to shape the game to my will) but rosaria doesn't try much. she at least does take care of the temple flowers and makes perfume, but she's never there for services or prayer. barbara however does and is on track for becoming curate & eventually priest (another haha i get to shape the game to my will)

mona is a traveler trying to save up money for citizenship by taking quests from wiala and the yano market stall owners. eventually diluc will pay the fee for her and she'll start hanging out with miara in the library too! she's very interested in the history of the kingdom. she'll work at the market eventually.

venti might be a member of the pantheon but idk who because im not familiar with the lore dhehhwfh I like the idea of him being a stand in for sol just because he'd have a ton of fun on astral day with the kids pretending to be him. but yeah either that or he's a member of the royal family, probably the crown prince. he's spending his days as a normal citizen until the day his father or mother (im on the fence for who it'll be bc part of me wants it to be decarabian or andrius and the other part wants it be istaroth even though it's not confirmed dbsbshsb) passes and he has to ascend to the throne. spends a lot of time in the plaza regardless, and in the tavern.

traveler is a traveler fbhdhshbl they're taking commissions from wiala and the stall owners too. i think they'd come and go instead of getting citizenship, and i think they'd bring back cool stuff for their friends. idk what paimon is though dhehsh their younger sibling??? an ihm??? hjHHdh

if the traveler ever decides to stay though they're definitely joining the imperial knights ^^

#wow an au that makes sense to no one and caters only to me #dhdhsh #the best part of this is albedo lisa and sucrose get guns #ill do liyue at some point too #but its basically gonna be the same stuff #or maybe zhongli is the dragon that comes on white night BDHSHS #elnea kingdom #genshin impact #genshin elnea au #!!! #yay #im doing this instead of actually finishing the year in elnea lmaoo #longer post

[rossithepixie]

So probably not pulling on the next couple banners and will wait for the neuvillette and Kazuha banners.

#surprisingly i just do not vibe with itto #he’s not bad #just uuh maybe a lil too loud and too dumb for my tastes #very himbo #just not my type #which honestly surprised me #i expected to be super into him and then just wasn’t when i met him #he’s all heart and brawn not even two braincells to rub together in that noggin #not sure if i’ll like the new sword user or not #i’ll have to try her but with the two following banners being characters i really like i’d rather save up my primos for them #also i neeed to get neuvilette so once i eventually get zhongli i can make my dragon husbands sit in a room together

[cometrose]

Say, what do you think Zhongli struggled with the most after he started full-time cosplaying a mortal?

it’s kind of weird cause i feel like he struggled with everything and nothing at all

Obviously the first is not having unlimited money at his disposal to buy whatever he wanted. Zhongli lives a very elegant lifestyle. He wears outfits created by the adepti, he only takes the finest birds on walks he eats at the finest restaurants and he buys whatever he lays eyes on.

Then there is the fact that “Zhongli” is a permanent human and not a body Morax uses whenever he wants before transforming into another one. It would be funny if he woke up one morning wanting to shapeshift and having to stop himself mid transformation because humans don't normally grow floor length hair or swap genders overnight.

I always imagined Zhongli struggled keeping his Morax knowledge separate from his Zhongli knowledge. Morax knows the day everyone was born in Liyue, Zhongli does not. Morax knows the day each building was built, the day they built a pond in the harbor, he knows every business owner that has ever worked on his land but Zhongli should not.

But the thing about Zhongli I feel like he just learned to work around these problems without changing too much of himself lol. Like he cant buy everything he wants? Just get a wallet or get someone else to buy his things.

Too much knowledge? Great all of Liyue knows him as the all knowledgeable consultant who knows everything but nobody knows where he came from.

he’s too adored by the population for anyone to bother him about it.

Hu Tao mentions that Zhongli knows so much but has no worries so I think he just doesnt care? I think Zhongli just gets to stay the same cause everyone accepts his weirdness.

But seriously I think he struggles with contracts. He doesn't have the same authority to enforce contracts as before but he is still the god of contracts. So I think he has some dissonance in that regard, like he sees someone break a contract and if he were still Rex Lapis he would punish them but Zhongli has no such control. Considering how he worked around those fake archeologists in his first story quest, I think he if still wants to "punish" someone he has to approach the situation very differently.

Its funny to imagine Zhongli sees someone break and contract and chills run down his spine he feels faint but he can't do anything about. But then again Liyuens is pretty particular about contracts, so even if he cannot enforce them there are countless others (the qixing, the millelith, hell even yanfei) who will maintain order in his stead. i think it will work out

#zhongli #genshin impact #do you think zhongli ever wakes up and is like i want to be a dragon today #and he just leaves the city and flies around as a dragon like just does loops in the air before walking back home #and like all his old immortal friends just come to his side anyway #like xianyun is here we just saw venti like he doesn't even have to force his friends to come visit him #also zhongli is so mischievous even if someone says something wrong he’ll probably laugh about it #zhongli: well thats not true 1500 years ago...wait nevermind tehe i wont tell you #he's just a shit #maybe he struggles with stepping down as the archon but still being a god #like he still has a billion contracts on his ass he still has to maintain contracts with celestia or the tsaritsa like he's not truly human

[celestetalkstoomuch]

I would probably date female!zhongli tbh

#not very straight of me I know #I was thinking about it last night #and I decided that I literally would #she’d still be Zhongli just a different gender #but then if I were offered dragon!zhongli I’d take that too #so you know maybe I’m just easily please

[lemon-boy-stan]

Genshin men NSFW headcanons

Smut. Headcanons. FEATURING: diluc, kaeya, childe, dottore, xiao, wriothesley, neuvillette x reader. WARNINGS: breeding (diluc, zhongli, wriothesley), size kink (diluc, childe) CNC (kaeya), exhibitionsim (kaeya), knife/sword play (kaeya), monsterfucking (childe, zhongli), sex films (kaeya), corruption (dottore), dumbification (childe, dottore), dollification (dottore), objectification (dottore), torture (dottore), cum play (xiao), size kink (diluc, wriothesley), face riding (xiao), thigh riding (xiao, wriothesley), cock riding (xiao, wriothesley), handcuffs (wriothesley), toys (neuvillette), oral (neuvillette)

MINORS DON'T INTERACT ISTG.

DILUC

Ever since you've been in a relationship with Diluc, he's always been a service top.

Diluc also fucks to make love. Sex is meaningful to him, unless, of course, when he's angry or jealous.

He's a dom, and enjoys being in control, but also enjoys worshipping you.

Diluc only wants to make you feel good

Although he is a Pyro character, so sometimes he might get out of control

When he's really angry or really turned on, his eyes flash dark red.

Diluc is often vocal in sex. He groans alot, sometimes moans, and is always praising how well you're doing for him.

He's always had a breeding kink, but since your marriage, he can't get the idea of kids out of his head.

Diluc also adores the fact that you're so much smaller than him.

Every time he stretches you open you still squeal because he's too big.

He's drunk with how you make him feel, and he knows no one else would ever make him feel this good.

KAEYA

Switch but mostly Dom.

A mean one at that.

He enjoys things like CNC, knife play.

Seeing you squirm beneath him just gets him harder.

He does enjoy to sub sometimes, but you're never completely in control.

Kaeya is also an exhibitionist.

If he gets jealous, he'll fuck you infront of whoever made him jealous; maybe his brother or another knight.

In a modern au, he'd defineltey enjoy making sex films. He'd just love having videos of you all fucked out on his phone, cockdrunk.

CHILDE

Childe is a top, even more cruel than Kaeya.

Unlike Diluc, Tartaglia fucks to fuck.

He has alot of pent-up stress from his job, and he needs to let it out somehow.

What better way than his pretty little traveller?

Tartaglia loves seeing the fear in your eyes when he backs you up against a wall.

He loves how you suck his cock in so well, taking it every time even if it hurts.

Childe is often scared that one day he may hurt you in his foul legacy form.

He disagrees with the idea at first, and it takes a lot of convincing.

But one day, when he's turned, he can't resist you

He is ten feet tall, and his cock is fifteen inches.

He's a bit like a dragon in where the idea what's his is his.

In his foul legacy form, Childe's voice has you under a spell where you do anything he says.

DOTTORE

Dottore is a sadist.

You're just so innocent, and you just love him so much, he can't help but use you.

He loves your pretty blonde hair, and how lost and dumb you are for him.

You're such a good little doll, better than any of his creations.

He'd only ever fucked his creations before, but when you joined the fatui, he knew he felt something strong for you, something warm and different.

While he enjoys torturing you, in his own way, he's showing how much he loves you.

There's only the best for you, the best treatment, the best gifts.

Dottore loves how you're still not used to his fingers, his kisses, his touches.

He loves corrupting you, making you even more obsessed with him, almost brainwashed from his cock.

Maybe one day he'll put a concoction on you, give it to you to drink.

XIAO

Xiao is a major switch who loves to worship you.

He loves being inside you. He gets antsy alot when he isn't.

He's got a high sex drive, so you can count on alot of sex.

He also has the prettiest, sexiest moans.

Xiao loves making a mess of his cum, covering your body in it.

Xiao loves when you ride his face, his cock, his thighs. He can't get enough of it.

He loves you cumming on him, not being able to stop yourself.

Sometimes he'll have his hand wrapped around your throat if you talk back too much.

He also likes somnophilia. Once, Xiao saw you sleeping, and he just couldn't help yourself. And when he heard you moaning in your sleep, it became his new obsession.

WRIOTHESLEY

Wriothesley is a big believer in handcuffs and punishment.

He has many rules, and many repurcussions.

He likes having you helpless, being obsessed with him.

He's a former boxer, so he's very strong

He often manhandles you unintentionally, and his grip is so tight it often leaves marks.

If you're bad, he will cuff your hands behind your back. No exceptions.

He loves how tiny you are, how big his cock is compared to you.

He loves fucking you in the ass, it's his favourite thing to fill you up from behind.

He loves seeing you bounce on his abnormally large cock and his thighs.

Most importantly, he's obsessed when you shove your head into his neck, mewling at how good he feels.

NEUVILLETTE

Neuvillette is a switch who mostly enjoys subbing, and when he doms he likes being on bottom too.

Neuvillette loves when your mouth is around his cock. He'd never had any kind of sex before, and as soon as he felt you around him, he was obsessed.

He loves when his nipples are in your mouth. They're so sensitive, that he's squirming and gripping the bedsheets.

He loves being overstimulated, even if he's on top. When he cums so much that he can't anymore, his voice always breaks and he always starts crying because of how good it feels.

He loves when you use toys on him, he's a pillow princess. Vibrators, plugs, strap-ons, you name it.

He loves to shake of orgasms, and making messes all over you.

ZHONGLI

Zhongli has never had sex with a human before

But with you, he just couldn't resist.

He had to mate with you, make you his.

Don't you know dragons don't share their belongings?

Your scent was just... Different to him than anyone else. Special, perfect.

When he gets jealous, he half-turns into his form, his arms turning black and golden, horns growing on his head, tail forming behind him.

He uses his tail to keep you in place.

Sometimes, he makes you drink the ichor he bleeds, coaxing you into it, purring how much he wouldn't be able to live a lifetime without you.

He's obsessed with breeding you, as dragons mate for life.

Zhongli sees sex as something necessary, and is able to track your cycle by scent. He knows if you're on your period, when to fuck you, when to make love with you, and he knows if you're carrying his children.

GENSHIN IMPACT MASTERLIST

NAVIGATION

#diluc #kaeya #childe #dottore #xiao #wriothesley #diluc ragnvindr #kaeya alberich #tartaglia #il dottore #wriothesley smut #dottore smut #zhongli #morax #morax smut #zhongli smut #rex lapis #kaeya smut #diluc smut #tartaglia smut #genshin impact #kaeya x gn reader #diluc x gn reader #wriothesley x gn reader #tartaglia x gn reader #xiao x gn reader #dottore x gn reader #neuvillette #neuvillete x reader #neuvillette smut

[dragon-ascent]

Zhongli is great at providing you comfort - and even more so when he's in his dragon form.

It only takes one sigh from you for him to coil up around you like a giant snake. Instead of eating you like a serpent would, though, he nuzzles you gently. Sometimes his mane ends up tickling you, eliciting a few giggles. When that happens, your long husband chuckles as well, licking you lovingly.

Sometimes, he rests his big ol' head on your lap, maintaining unwavering eye contact with you. Gazing into those lustrous eyes of his is nearly trance-like; coupled with his deep, steady humming, it's therapeutic. You might not want to talk about what's distressing you just yet, but he will at least be here for you while you let the emotions stew.

When you're more stressed than sorrowful, Zhongli shrinks into his miniature form and plops his fluffy little body onto your lap, his rhythmic kitty-like purring soothing you instantly. He'd start kneading your thighs with his soft paws, still purring as he does so.

If he thinks you need a little more than his biscuit-making, he pads across the room and brings you your favorite Rex Lapis exuvia plushie in his mouth for you to squeeze to your heart's content. While you do that, your tiny dragon husband focuses on curling up around your neck like the warmest of scarves, licking your ear between more gentle purrs — maybe some reassuring headbutts as well. He can stay like this as long as he needs to.

(The moment you finally crack a smile, his tail starts wagging like crazy.)

#sini writes #zhongli #genshin impact #zhongli x reader #fluff #drabble #rex lapis #dragon