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chickensoupleg · 2 years
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Get ready for me mumbling random plot-ish stuff for no reason. Most of it doesn't make sense.
Okay, so.
Imagine in a version where Billy still moved to Hawkins, everything happened generally, but in the fight Steve somehow won. Or, at the very least, there was no plate involved, Max still horse'd her brother and nearly castrated him.
Except turns out cocking a man full of very much and likely not medically measured Anti-Spy MindFlayer sedatives does things to a man, and it generally just messes a man UP. Man just straight up has mental hallucinations in his Conk Out Time Out.
Regardless, he somehow escapes the Byers home, and just.... straight up disappears? Just went into the woods and nobody has ANY idea where he went. So, essentially, good as dead. The Mayfield-Hargrove house becomes quite tense, Neil still keeping a front but still visibly wired that even Max can notice and tiptoes around before he explodes.
Then Season 3 happens, Neil gets dragged into the Steelworks, possessed, and then later stabbed by the monster. Granted, unlike Billy there's no reasonable way he would protect El in the same manner.
Yeah, sure he doesn't hit Max, but if running under the logic that Billy's been keeping him off of targeting her, then he could have at any point. Especially since here the Flayer is controlling him and Neil might not have any positive protective instincts instilled in him that would give him a reason to fight back.
Well, turns out Billy isn't dead, and turns out he followed everyone to the mall somehow. Or, he's been there this entire time eating hotdogs on a stick while the entire plot went down. I don't know, this isn't fleshed out that deeply, Billy's just there, and he's watching this go down.
And, oh joy, turns out he gets his One Positive Memory kickstart a season earlier. You know, the part where he gets hallucinations. And, apparently, has just been.... Wandering around Hawkins and nobody noticed???? Billy, general heartthrob, has just been around, and somehow his existence was never mentioned to Neil, small town that it is. Turns out Billy can straight up turn off his presence if he really tried, hide in plain sight. Max's warning to stay away from her friends was a promise he adhered to the max. (Hah, get it?)
And, well, said protective instinct told him to barehand beat this massive black mess of melted humans Mind Flayer back, and somehow.... does???
(Mostly because in another room Joyce shuts the gate and severs the connection just a little faster)
And, like. Max is obviously stunned, because here is her step-brother, very much alive and very much injured from wrestling a massive creature that clearly is not meant for this world. Yay, sibling reunion. Neil dies at their feet, and Billy actually feels a little sad at that (He gets no apology, Neil straight up died the moment the Mind Flayer did and Billy was a little preoccupied with Max) but there wasn't much he could do about that.
Well, Billy was still VERY adamant on trying to keep away from Max and her friends as promised, but now that... He's been informally inducted into the Upside Down's general tomfoolery, Max convinces him to stay, especially since obviously they're down a family member.
That was apparently enough for him, and they return home together. Since Billy was work age and had apparently been through a self-reflection redemption arc on his own time, he hopped into helping in the finances of the family, even if they had to downgrade due to Billy having to get through high school again (Being effectively missing for months on end kind of does that to you seriously was this man living in the woods??) and therefore only having a half-time job which meant not as much money that could reasonably split a house on payment.
Something like that.
His promise to stay out of Max's way still remains strong, but his protective instincts thanks to knowing what is possibly out there (Gee thanks funky human flesh Flayer) keeps him in her radar. And, by proxy, all of Max's friends.
So, uh. Essentially Billy becomes like.... a very, very persistent stalker/bodyguard. Somehow, his new constant presence soon becomes the same feeling as if he was always there, like how people don't register their own noses anymore. His uncanny ability to blend into plain sight doesn't help either. Max's best explanation is living with Neil SUCKS BALLS. Will agrees.
That doesn't mean they completely forget he's there though. Sometimes, when bullies come around, the kids can sort of sense him, and know that ultimately they're safe because no kid is able to beat Billy Hargrove in intimidation checks.
So, cut to after they defeat Vecna. Except, well, they actually defeat him and there are less consequences to the town. The earthquake still happens, but less so, Max still gets mildly crinkled like a tissue but has a much better chance in healing, and Eddie doesn't die because Steve is a stubborn bitch and refuses to give up on him. Still very much chomped to hell and back though, and it's generally a long process to get him healed.
Yay medicine.
Turns out Billy followed them in. Nobody in the group is sure how, or when he showed up because clearly he was not there for ANY of the team meetings, but Billy just.... wandered in with them. Does he know what's going on? No, not at all. But he does know how to fight and cause a scene, and that's enough for them.
By the end, everyone's finally getting their rest, and Billy is allowed to slowly get better and have a life(Even if he is very much willingly not participating in anything the others are getting themselves into he's happy as is)
(Although Joyce does drag his ass into Family Dinners there's really no escaping Mama Joyce honey.)
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nari-nim · 3 years
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yeosang as your boyfriend
nari note: kicking off the bf series with this king. who do you want to see next? creds for gif goes to @holy-yeosang​
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Let’s be honest, you might have to make the first move with him
But it’s worth it because yeosang is actually such boyfriend material
He takes comfort in established familiarity and warm-heartedness, so likes taking things slow and understanding your personality more than anything
Shy boi at first even as y’all are dating
It can take a long time to reach the point he’s super comfortable. 
But please be patient with him because he really has super intense and strong feelings for you
Super playful and chaotic once he feels max comfortable around you!!
Type to be quiet around others but then rambles nonstop with you. Would be so funny too, he has so many hot takes he was holding in 
Can be unpredictable, but not in a bad way! 
More like he just stares at you in such a straight face until you get slightly worried, but he just feeds you three pocky sticks, kisses your lips as you are munching in confusion, and then leaves
Also please he’s so funny??? Like it’s not the type of humor like Wooyoung who just is so loud and makes everyone laugh, but the type where he makes such snarky or intellectual jabs at the situation/those around him
So it just ends up with the two of your snickering on the side
So many inside jokes
So much laughter, always 
Definitely the type to tease you as his form of flirting
Enjoys personal attention and lots of eye contact when talking about literally anything that comes to mind
Really likes just sitting with you somewhere cozy and talking about life for hours and hours on end
Once he’s comfortable, he’s actually so adorably expressive and unafraid to return PDA
While he may struggle with emotional expression at times, physical affection can stand in loving words for him
While not as touchy as San or Wooyoung, he isn’t afraid to have the two of you be in your own world
Sits close to you at any given opportunity and quietly takes care of you
Like offering you snacks first, moves your hair behind your ears, urges you to wrap you arms around his, gives you his jacket
He’s the type to love you quietly
Actions speak louder than words, and his actions are so incredibly thoughtful and attentive
For example, he may not be tripping over himself to tell you just how much he loves you 24/7 but he never fails to open soft drinks for you after the one time your nail broke in front of him when you tried to pry the metal tab open, he literally ignores the group chat but makes sure he bids you good morning and good night because he’s seen how happy they make you feel, etc
Ok but he is so kind even if he rarely voices it. You can absolutely count on him to be there for emotional and practical support whenever it’s needed.
Very trusting in the relationship
He is really understanding of you having friends/a life outside of him so he’s less likely to get jealous
Really rational in disagreements
Sometimes it can get hard to read his expressions, so it’s important you both learn to communicate a lot to keep the relationship healthy! He’s actually really good at voicing his thoughts and opinions well once he has the space to do so
Values reciprocation
Will do aegyo to make you blush or sway things in his favor. And then will proceed to hide his face immediately after
please he is Adorable
You’re his hype man. He will also then get super shy, but loves every single second of it. Secretly wants you to hype him up nonstop
I think he secretly really enjoys words of affirmation as his primary love language (receiving).
Compliments can be a little rare from him, so when he does compliment you, you know he really means it!! 
And he will roast you
Sometimes, he has his fun by occasionally starting some verbal sparring followed by intense making up. 
Like he’ll choose a topic and say something so wild about it just to see your expression. Pushes your buttons a little before either one of you has to shut the other up through a make out session or a bet
Just very trustworthy, loyal, loving and faithful as a whole uwu
NSFW after this
With that being said, he’s a switch
I don’t see power play being as big of deal for him tbh, he likes to go with the flow with what you both feel like during the moment
literally his preference to dom or sub may actually depend on you and the dynamic of the relationship
when he’s dom, he’s soft or hard depending on the mood as well
but ngl I’m leaning on that hard dom agenda
Sex with him can start out a bit vanilla at first
He’s so careful and wants you to be comfy :’)
But give it a few rounds and lots of communication, his kinky ass will take over
Takes a lot of joy in pleasing you, and can take this to an extreme where he just wants to watch you cum again and again and again from his touch
Um can be a bit of a sadist 
Type to ask you if it hurts while overstimulating you and says “good” when you moan in affirmation 
Secretly has a thing to see you cry 
Also really likes edging
He likes driving you so desperate to the point you’re begging him to let you cum
As you’re reaching and moaning for him he’ll say in a teasing tone “oh really, what do you want? You want my cock? Hm? Is that it?” 
Just to hear your pleady whines
That mocking tone will send shivers down anyone’s spine 
Oh My God you cannot tell me he won’t have a degradation kink (giving)
Also the type to be like “use your words” while he’s going down on you and then proceed to suck your clit extra hard, making you unable to form coherent sounds through your loud moans. It then becomes his excuse to edge you for yet another round because you didn’t use your words, did you?
Whew, anyways
Grab onto his biceps while he rails into you and notice how they flex underneath you as he starts pounding harder in response
Likes to show off his gains by pushing you up against a wall 
Also likes it when you top him
Likes hearing you really vocal, even though he’s more on the quieter side when he isn’t dirty talking
Usually just groans when hitting an extra sensitive spot or when you give a particularly good blowjob that day
Likes having you go down on him as foreplay, but prefers penetration as an end goal
Into the classic missionary and launchpad positions so he can see your expression clearly as he overstimulates/edges you
Likes seeing you look up at him through those teary eyes <3
But also very into doggy style
Likes fucking you into the sheets in general, so any position adjacent to that is on his favorites list
um his fingering game is so strong
In the mornings, likes slowly fucking you from behind while spooning you so he can also grab onto your tits or play with your clit
His end goal always is to make you feel so fucking good, it just manifests differently than service tops like Seonghwa or Yunho
Very private about your sex life and not into public sex at all
Possessive in that way. Only he can touch you like that, see you like that, hear your moans like that, etc
Likes hearing you confirm that 
“Only I can make you scream like this”
“Who fucks you this good, huh?”
“C’mon, say it louder.” 
Has one hell of a degradation kink (giving) me thinks
Likes it when you talk back, lowkey likes brat taming when he’s in a dom mood
But does like teasing you in public and keeping it like that until you both find a bedroom, gets off on the idea of you both having to hide your neediness in public
Very little people expect that from just seeing you both together in regular settings 
But little do they know despite the two of you innocently sitting together eating brunch with the team, leaving a few inches for jesus, y’all just had the freakiest sex before getting there. Like you’re literally shifting around in your seat as the soreness kicks in, and Yeosang is smirking ever so slightly at your discomfort
Will rest a heavy head on your upper thigh for a few seconds, brushing his pinky finger against your clothed clit through the thin fabric of your outfit, as he reaches for the bread basket 
Likes hearing that little gasp leaving your lips
Knows he’s leaving you very frustrated and will use that to his advantage later
The whole time, he has the most innocent, fair expression on his face
when he’s a sub tho?
similar vibes. wants you to feel good. 
Still wants to dirty talk, but it’s far more subservient now
one quick way to get him into subspace
if you push him far enough, then he’s so pouty and clingy and fucking cute
It’s so rare to see him like this but always such a treat
favorite positions is to have you ride him and he’ll play with your tits
or he’s still fucking you into the sheets but you are 100% in control
Just imagine him all whiny and teary as he fucks into you, begging you to let him cum as your clench your walls purposely around him, making him yelp as he tries to still his shaking thighs to wait for your signal
actually can be quite obedient as a sub
truly will do his best to be your good boy 
Anyways, aftercare is pretty good with him. He’s very caring and gentle and checks in a lot with you (he better, usually he fucks quite a few rounds out of you)
If he’s fucked out tho, make sure he is also taken care of! As a sub, he follows your orders so well so he’ll probably fall asleep so fast after intensely cumming for the nth time 
At the very least wipes you both down clean with a warm washcloth and kisses you to sleep
Likes spooning you at the end :’)
give him his cuddles </3
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candyradium · 3 years
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Finally got around to typing up my Technoblade D&D build!!! I’ve been working on making these for a lot of the Dream SMP characters, and I thought it would be fun to have him in stat block format, so you too can throw c!Technoblade at your players as a final boss! (Disclaimer: I don’t know how accurate the CR level is, I just set it to 8 since the build is a lv8 build PC build.)
Image description and explanation/rambling below the cut!
[Image ID: A D&D stat block for Technoblade. It reads:
Technoblade
Medium humanoid (firbolg), Lawful Neutral
Armor Class: 18 (Half plate, defense fighting style)
Hit Points: 72 (8d12+24)
Speed: 40 ft.
STR: 18 (+4)
DEX: 14 (+2)
CON: 16 (+3)
INT: 14 (+2)
WIS: 13 (+1)
CHA: 6 (-2)
Saving Throws: Str +7, Con +6
Skills: Athletics +7, Intimidation +1, Perception +4, Survival +4
Damage Resistances: bludgeoning, piercing, slashing
Senses: passive Perception 14
Languages: Common, Elvish, Giant, Goblin
Challenge: 8 (3,900 XP)
Innate spellcasting. Technoblade's innate spellcasting ability is Wisdom (spell save DC 12). He can innately cast the following spells, requiring no material components:
1/short rest each: detect magic, disguise self
Speech of beast and leaf. Technoblade has the ability to communicate in a limited manner with beasts and plants. They can understand the meaning of his words, though he has no special ability to understand them in return. He has advantage on all Charisma checks he makes to influence them.
Powerful build. Technoblade counts as one size larger when determining his carrying capacity and the weight he can push, drag, or lift.
Unarmoured defense. When not wearing any armour, Technoblade's defense equals 15. He can use a shield and still gain this benefit.
Reckless. At the start of his turn, Technoblade can gain advantage on all melee weapon attack rolls he makes during that turn, but attack rolls against him have advantage until the start of his next turn.
Great weapon master. When Technoblade scores a critical hit with a melee weapon or reduces a creature to 0 hit points with one, he can make one melee weapon attack as a bonus action. Additionally, before Technoblade makes a melee weapon attack with a heavy weapon that he is proficient with, he can choose to take a -5 penalty to the attack roll. If the attack hits, he adds +10 to the attack's damage.
Warrior of the Gods. If a spell, such as Raise Dead, has the sole effect of restoring Technoblade to life (but not undeath), the caster doesn't need material components to cast the spell on Technoblade.
Divine fury. While Technoblade is raging, the first creature he hits on each of his turns with a weapon attack takes extra necrotic damage equal to 1d6 + 3.
Action surge (1/rest). Technoblade takes one additional action on his turn.
Combat superiority (4/rest). Technoblade can apply the following maneuvers using his four superiority die (d8s):
Feinting attack: Technoblade expends one superiority die and uses a bonus action on his turn to feint, choosing one creature within 5 feet of his as his target. He has advantage on his next attack roll against that creature before the end of his turn. If that attack hits, add the superiority die to the attack's damage roll.
Menacing attack: When Technoblade hits a creature with a weapon attack, he can expend one superiority die to attempt to frighten the target. He adds the superiority die to the attack's damage roll, and the target must make a Wisdom saving throw. On a failed save, it is frightened of him until the end of his next turn.
Trip attack: When Technoblade hits a creature with a weapon attack, he can expend one superiority die to attempt to knock the target down. He adds the superiority die to the attack's damage roll, and if the target is Large or smaller, it must make a Strength saving throw (DC 15). On a failed save, he knocks the target prone.ActionsHidden step (1/rest).
As a bonus action, Technoblade can magically turn invisible until the start of his next turn or until he attacks, makes a damage roll, or forces someone to make a saving throw.
Greatsword. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 11 (2d6 + 4) slashing damage.
Heavy Crossbow. Ranged Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, range 100/400 ft., one target. Hit: 7 (1d10 + 2) piercing damage.
Multiattack. Technoblade can make 2 weapon attacks.
Rage (4/day). As a bonus action, Technoblade enters a rage that lasts for 1 minute, ending early if knocked unconscious or if Technoblade's turn ends and he hasn't attacked a hostile creature since his last turn or taken damage since then. He can also end his rage on his turn as a bonus action. While raging, Technoblade deals +2 damage, has advantage on Strength checks and Strength saving throws, and has resistance to bludgeoning, piercing and slashing damage. Technoblade cannot cast spells during a rage.
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Okay. Rambling time.
Holy SHIT I loved making this. I tend to play spellcasters or dex based characters, so it was a lot of fun to make a str character for once.
Stats first. As a barbarian/fighter and also as a force of nature, str is his highest stat. I could have made it 20, but I have a weird aversion to writing up characters with maxed out stats for some reason? Anyway, that’s what he has. He can always boost it if he takes another level in fighter. I also decided to give him pretty high intelligence and wisdom, which are rare in barbarian characters, since, y’know, their main point is to hit things very hard. But Techno is so, SO resourceful, and one of the main reasons that he’s so good at fighting is because he does his research and acquires the best items for it and puts himself in the right place at the right time. Hence the high-ish int. I feel a little bad making his charisma so low, but cha represents several things, most notably the ability to talk to people and force of personality. Also known as: how hard it is to be swayed or controlled, magically or otherwise. Remember what happened at the festival? That’s low charisma. Also I had to give him a low stat to balance the fact that he’s insanely good at so many fucking things. Why.
As a side note, when picking his proficiencies, I was using the homebrew rule that you can use your strength modifier when you roll for intimidation. So his Strength (Intimidation) check would actually have a +7, which is MUCH better than the Charisma (Intimidation) check of +1. Big strong characters are absolutely scary, damnit, and I will die on that hill.
Next up: race. I HAD to make him a firbolg. They’re connected with nature and are often portrayed with animalistic features (e.g. Caduceus Clay from Critical Role), and it means we can have both pig Techno and anime Techno, since firbolgs naturally have the disguise self spell. I just think that’s neat. They also get the ability to turn invisible! Which Techno has been doing a LOT recently! Sure, firbolgs can only do it for a turn, but it still fits.
Onto classes. Barbarian was a dead certain for Techno, honestly - his battle prowess, how he acts when he fights, it just fits so well. Even his use of potions - he gets a lot of buffs from them, increased damage and damage resistance being the two most notable and the two that best translate to D&D rage. Even speed potions - barbarians get +10ft movement speed at level 5. And barbarians are made for two-handed weapons, so obviously I HAD to give him a greatsword. The Orphan Obliterator is a deadly weapon. He also still favours swords even when axes are better in the newest version, so a greatsword was a must. Also I just really like greatswords.
I wavered a bit when picking a subclass, to be honest. I’m not really a big fan of any of the official subclasses (they don’t really fir my playstyle, which is why I homebrewed an entire new subclass for my barbarian character, but that’s a post for another day), but looking through, there were a few that could work. Originally, I picked Juggernaut - this was because of how he fought during the Dream battle, moving Dream around the arena into a more advantageous position for Techno, which is the Juggernaut’s 3rd level ability in a nutshell. They also can’t be knocked prone, and both of these things work INCREDIBLY well for skywars/bedwars style combat - staying put on this island and knocking off your opponents.
However, in the end, I decided to go with Zealot. It was inevitable after he REALLY started building his character on the Dream SMP, which is what this is mostly based on. Zealots have two main points: they follow a God, and it’s very, VERY hard to kill them.
Sound familiar?
Techno isn’t just a barbarian - he also has three levels of Battlemaster fighter. The barbarian/fighter combo is one of the best there is for sheer combat power (bested only, in my opinion, by barbarian/moon druid - those characters are actually unkillable) and the choice of Battlemaster specifically opened up so many options in combat. I had debated going with champion, just for the crit probability boost, but ultimately decided that Battlemaster was infinitely more fun. The three maneuvers were picked for a combination of reasons - they’re all incredibly useful in combat, but I also just thought they were thematically accurate and/or funny. I just had to give him Menacing Attack, because one of the few constants in Technoblade’s combat is people running the hell away from him during competitions. Feinting is for pure combat ability, and Trip is just. Really funny to me. It worked better when he was Juggernaut and literally couldn’t be knocked prone, but I just like the idea of someone using their full action to try and knock over this eight foot tall firbolg (they’re so fucking tall! This bitch is massive!) Technoblade just. Looking down at them before knocking them clean off of their feet with one swing of his Greatsword.
And finally, weapons and magical items. The magic ones didn’t actually make it onto the stat block, because I wanted it to be purely basic character building, but I absolutely had some ideas. Some of these were rolled on loot tables, some were completely homebrewed to fit Techno’s canon weapons. Guess which ones lmao.
magical heavy crossbow (use charge to fire 3 bolts simultaneously, using only one arrow, rolling an attack for each. Each target must be within 10ft of each other. 7 charges per day)
explosive bolts (10ft radius, double dice of the weapon it’s fired from, dex save)
mithral half-plate
ring of feather falling
trident of flight (attunement) (30ft swim and flight speed, 120ft flight speed when its raining)
upgraded cape of the mountebank (8 charges, 2 for misty step, 4 for dimension door) (yes it looks like his normal cape)
bag of holding
sword of life-stealing (attunement) (I don’t know why I added this except Techno’s canon sword would be VERY hard to homebrew and also he can do enough damage with a normal one so he could literally just have like a +2 or something. Do what you want)
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vicarfelix · 4 years
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Honest Intentions
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Vicar Max x Fem. Reader
Warnings: Language. Smut.
A/N: GOD okay so I wrote this awhile ago and I cannot write smut to save my life. I suck so bad at it, I can’t ever seem to make it long enough, but this was so angsty good that I just couldn’t not post it.
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“The question is, after all this, do you still trust me?”
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If she had been in a cartoon, she was sure there would have been a gray, swirling cloud above her head to display her irritation. She couldn’t believe that he had lied to her. A lie. A betrayal of truth. A fib. A dishonest statement. And for what? Just to ensure his chances of her taking him to see some scholar that he didn’t even like? What was the point of that?
She never expected respect from her crew. She didn’t expect it from anybody. However, when she had earned the respect from someone, she expected full honesty in return. This was a total blow to her respect as a captain and trust as a girlfriend. She was unbelievably angry at him, confused even as of to why he wasn’t upfront about his desires. Truthfully, she was really hurt.
Max had lied in order to get her to take him to see Reginald. A former colleague of sorts of his that he needed to see to have his book translated from French. It wasn’t until they found Reginald that it became clear as of to how they even ended up there. Max claimed he couldn’t risk her not bringing him there to find him. He immediately sensed that she was upset. She had every right to be. The sickness in his stomach as a result of the guilt was a testament of that. She had convinced him to leave Reginald Chaney in one piece, refusing to let him lay a finger on him. They got what they needed out of him and left.
The silent trek back to the ship was seemingly everlasting. Her footsteps were heavy on the grounds of the Monarch wilderness as they returned back from Fallbrook. She needed some time to calm down and cool off before speaking to anyone. She was of no use to anybody being this upset. Last thing she wanted was to take her anger out of someone who didn’t deserve it. Max followed a bit further behind than usual, giving her as much space as possible without getting separated. No one said a word on the journey back to The Unreliable. Even Ellie didn’t even try to poke fun at the vicar who would be sleeping in his own quarters for now. It wasn't Max's reaction she was afraid of. It was the captain's.
They finally arrived at the ship long after nightfall, stars dotting the dark night sky. They would be spending the evening in route to Groundbreaker to get supplies and other materials in the morning. She entered the ship first, ADA greeting the returning space adventurers as always.
“Welcome back, Captain.”
She usually smiled in relief upon hearing her voice that signaled a safe return, but she was in no smiling mood. Everybody else had gone to their bunks for the night, which prompted Ellie to go as well. That left the captain and Max in the bay of the ship. The only sounds were the clanks and tinkers as she put away her belongings into the lockers. She couldn’t look at him. She was afraid that she just might lose it. He came up next to her, his voice low and quiet;
“Captain, I-”
“I don’t want to talk.”
He sighed. He wasn’t surprised at her response. He couldn’t figure out if she was speaking to him as his boss or his girlfriend...or both. She whisked away from the lockers and headed to the stairs leading up to her quarters. She just wanted to be alone for a little while and give this some serious thought. She planned on discussing everything with him in the morning. However she realized this was an impossible wish when he followed suit, desperate to get his message across to her;
“If nothing else, please know that I am sorry,” He pleaded, entering after his lover into her room; “I’m aware that I have put a lot of unnecessary stress on you today.”
She scoffed and shook her head incredulously. He didn’t seem to understand how the trust she had put in him had been seriously violated. That’s what made her more upset than anything. It was clear that he wasn’t leaving until this issue was resolved. So, she went off.
“You lied to me, Max. For personal gain,” she hissed; “I don’t like being lied to you.”
She was leaning against the frame of her bed, arms folded over her chest as Max was leaning against her desk. Her demeanor was tense and cold...not a pretty sight to see.
“I know. If it’s any consolation, I lied before I began to care for you...before I loved you. It wasn’t an attempt to break your faith in me.” He admitted.
A surge of energy went to her head, her cheeks heating with rage;
“That doesn’t make it any better. So, you didn’t lie to me as your lover? Fine. You still lied to me as your captain,” She snarled; “At the end of the day, Max, I am still your captain.”
He didn’t want to fight with her He didn’t want her to be angry at him. All he could do was continue to express his apology and hope she'd forgive him. He wasn’t lying when he said he cared about her. About how he loved her. The two of them had each said it once before, so she had to admit it made her heart beat a little faster hearing him say it again.
With this being said, he still had a rampant temper. Regardless of any situation, he didn’t like being talked to this way. He got defensive when others used an unpleasant tone with him. His pleading for forgiveness was beginning to mix with a sear of anger bubbling up in him.
“You are my captain, you will never witness me denying that. I don’t know what you wish for me to do other than tell you, honestly, that I’m sorry.” He replied, his voice getting rather scary; “But might I add that you weren’t so fucking honest at first either.”
All the blood in her body seemed to rush to her face and rapidly back down to her feet. She knew what he was talking about. The fact that the crew went months thinking she was actually Alex Hawthorne when she actually wasn’t. She hadn’t been upfront in the beginning and had lied about her identity. She would always feel a sense of culpability for that.
“I know that. I know that I didn’t tell anyone who I really was, but that was for the sake of my safety as well as everyone else’s. I lied because I had to,” She spat; “You lied for personal reasons. You lied to intentionally distress me and deceive me into doing something for you.”
He rolled his eyes dramatically and the veins in his arms were prevalent as he gripped the edge of the desk. He now felt like she was blowing this out of proportion.
“I wasn’t intentionally trying to hurt you. I would never do that,” He responded; “I lied because I didn’t think you’d take me all over Halcyon just to find some man that might have the answers I was looking for.”
She rubbed her temples with her fingers, feeling as if this conversation was going absolutely nowhere;
“That’s another thing,” She fired off; “What’s going to happen when we get to Scylla and the book gets translated? Will I no longer be of any use to you? Is this going to be over once you find what you're looking for?"
In an instant, his anger lifted and his heart seemed to stop at her words. She watched as a normal color returned to his face. His narrowed eyes and furrowed brows morphing into a softer, borderline concerned look. He stood from the desk and took the half step down from the desk to where she was standing. If there was one thing Vicar Max would never do, it would be that he would never lie about the way he felt about someone.
“Captain, darling, I wouldn’t ever lead you on that way. For any reason whatsoever.” He breathed out gently.
His sudden change in expression ultimately calmed her down as well. She sighed heavily as her judgement cleared. She knew why he really had lied. It wasn't to upset anyone. He had spent his whole life taking roads trying to find answers that ultimately led to a dead end. He was frustrated and disappointed. She could relate to that.
“I just want you to trust me. I want to trust you,” You admitted; “I would’ve taken you to him regardless of who he was. You didn’t have to lie.”
His hands cupped her face, she instinctively cocked her head to further rest her face in his hold.
“I trust you. I always have. I never intended for you to doubt how I feel, because I have been nothing but honest about it. I care about you and I love you.” He confessed; “The question is, after all this, do you still trust me?”
She did. 100% she trusted him. It would probably take a hell of a lot more than him lying about some sketchy prison dude to completely break her faith in him. However, she felt her devious side begin to bubble to the surface. She could totally use this situation to her advantage. Maybe she could get a little bit of a rise out of him in a positive way.
“I don’t know,” She said in an overly teasing tone; “I think a certain vicar is going to have to redeem himself somehow...”
His pupils dilated and his hands that had been by his sides were now slowly fumbling with the button and zipper on her pants.
“Is that so?” He purred in his captain’s ear; “I think I’ve got some ideas.”
In a matter of seconds, she was sprawled on the bed, pants discarded, and his kisses were hot on her neck. She moaned deliciously as his right middle and ring finger dragged across her heating sex, his left hand pinning her arms above her head
“Max...” She breathed out.
Oh, he loved when she said his name. It sent a fiery sensation all through his body. His strong, independent captain begging for him and only him. He was the only person who ever got to see her this way. She managed to break one of her hands free, reaching to unbuckle his own pants. However, he withdrew his hand and stopped her;
“This is all about you, Captain.” He growled.
His lips detached from her skin, he let go of her other arm as well and placed him face just in front of her. Her legs were draped over his shoulders as his tongue licked a heavy stripe and her desperate whimper filled the room. He sucked and kissed as one of her hands was steady on his head to prohibit him from going too far, while the other was pressed against the headboard behind her. It felt like electricity was crackling all through her body as he mercilessly pleasured her.
“Oh, fuck...you’ve got quite the mouth for a preacher,” She tried to laugh, but it came out as another moan.
Obviously this wasn't the first time she had ever been in this situation with him. But it still surprised her every time.
His chuckle vibrated against you, his voice muffled slightly;
“You better fucking believe it.”
He knew her backwards and forwards, which why he put his arm over her waist to keep her from squirming too much. He smirked as he felt her muscles contract against his hold. It was a damn hot sight to see. His face buried between her legs, his tongue and lips working wonders on the woman he adored so much. Normally, he’d hold off on letting her come undone. He’d slow his movements to tantalize her and make her beg. But she deserved what she wanted after today.
“Max, please...” She said feeling her legs begin to shake.
“I’ve got you, love.” He spoke.
Her head fell back onto the pillow as a flash of white covered her vision. Her legs tightened on his shoulders as she crashed over her high. He continued to suck her and work her through it. His name fell from her lips once more as she felt yourself settling back to normal. He grinned once her breathing attempted to slow, he returned to her side. She supposed that she owed him now, but that’d come later.
“Okay, yeah. I forgive you.” She huffed out once her heart slowed.
He laughed genuinely, falling onto the mattress and pulling her close. He was relieved that she was here with him now and that she hadn’t kicked him off her ship. He knew one thing for sure.
He would never lie to her again.
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Aliah: "Alright, so before Krawsor is a steak that is literally steaming from the spices on it. Before you take a bite, the innkeeper hands you a potion vial filled with a cool blue liquid..." *Puts on a deeper voice* ""Here ya go. This'll be for after ya take a bite o' that. Drink it down now,, and it'll keep ya from-""
Kuro: *Speaking in a slightly deeper vouce as his dwarven character* ""Ha! I don't need any of that! I'll torture myself if it tastes good!""
Aliah: "Are you sure about that?"
Kuro: *Nods* "Yup! Krawsor's got high constitution."
Aliah: *Shakes her head a bit* "Alright then, roll a persuasion check because this guy is really insistent on you drinking the potion."
Kuro: *Rolls a d20 die and laughs* "Nat 20!"
Aerial: "Heck yeah! I wanna see how this goes!"
Aliah: *Chuckles a bit* "Okay then, that's a natural 20 persuasion... The innkeeper let's out a sigh and shakes his head," *Gets into character once more* ""All right then, good luck. Just don't call the guard on me."" *Goes back to her normal voice* "You take a bite?"
Kuro: "Hell yeah I do!"
Snow: *As his character in a lighter voice, making it sound as feminine as he could* ""By the gods, this won't end well...""
Aliah: "Since you have a high con, I'm gonna let you roll with advantage."
Kuro: *Rolls a d20 in his hand and drops it on the table* "Alright, let's see what I... Nat 1..."
Aliah: "That's alright. Advantage, remember?"
Kuro: *Rolls another d20 and his eyes widen* "Another nat 1!? What the fuck, dice!?"
Aerial: *Bursts out in uncontrollable laughter* "Ohhhh my god, that's freaking hilarious! I really need to get Ebony in on this!"
Kuro: "Oh I'm so fucked..."
Snow: "You asked for it, big guy."
Aliah: "Now now, hold on. I still need to roll a d100," *She holds the larger die up* "Are you ready to see your fate, Krawsor?"
Kuro: "No backin' out now..."
Aliah: *Rolls the die and she gasps* "Ooooh my gods..."
Kuro: "...What is it?"
Aliah: "That... would be 100. Max severity."
Snow: "Oh yeah, you're fucked."
Kuro: "I'm regretting my decision already."
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Aerial: *In character with a deeper voice after she got over a fit of laughing* "Ha, Kraw ya idiot! This is why mom couldn't leave ya alone around hot food! Hahahahaha!"
Aliah: *Keeping her laughter held back as she held her hand ove her mouth* "This is just great, oh light," *Clears her throat* "Okay, so Lanisti takes the potion from the innkeeper while Bolgrin is just laughing his ass off, and pours it straight down Krawsor's throat. It immediately starts easing the searing pain in his throat and he stops choking after several moments. He lays on the floor for several more moments before his strength returns to him and he feels like he can get back to his feet."
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Aliah: *As the innkeeper* ""That would be the Dragonfire Steak. You're lucky you didn't die from that, y'know. People have when they didn't drink the potion."
Kuro: ""Well... Now that I got that blue shit in me, I'm diggin' in! This steak is amazin'!""
Snow: *Shakes his head* "Lanisti just narrows her eyes at Krawsor. "I can clearly see why Bolgrin is the smart one out of you both... I'm going to my room for the night. Please try not to do anything stupid, Krawsor.""
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Aliah: "Okay, I think that's a good spot for a break," *She starts giggling again* "Oh Kuro, you could have been very screwed there."
Kuro: "How screwed, exactly?"
Aliah: "Well, since it was a max severity on the d100, I was about to have you roll a death saving throw because one, you didn't drink the potion and two, Krawsor took a huge bite of the steak. If you failed that save, then Krawsor would have died if Snow didn't make you drink the potion before that point."
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Kuro: "Seriously!"
Aliah: *Laughs and grins* "Well when an innkeeper has you take a potion in order to eat something, you should probably take the potion."
Kuro: "I think I see that now."
Snow: "Yeah, you should definitely take the warnings. You're gonna end up getting yourself killed." *Grins*
Kuro: *Laughs* "Yeah, probably."
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also you knew i was gonna ask this but max n lando :3cc
i did not but here we go fam 🤘🥺🤘
1) who is the most affectionate?
i’m gonna say the both of them are pretty affectionate with each other, they both have moods where they get super over-affectionate but in general it’s lando. he’s usually the one always reaching for max, saying the softest shit and wanting to cuddle.
2) big spoon/little spoon
they alternate - sometimes it depends on the night or the mood but in general max loves being the little spoon ok. there’s something in being held by lando that he craves.
3) most common argument?
trivial things? like laundry, tidying up, doing the dishes - they usually take turns but always forget whose turn it is and they argue over it. also is it cliché if i say racing causes frustration? not argumentative levels but it definitely adds friction.
4) favourite non-sexual activity?
playing video games together, streaming together, anything along those lines.
5) who is mostly likely to carry the other?
oh! max carries lando hands down, usually lando gets piggybacks from max but there is the very, very odd occasion when lando falls asleep on the couch and max carries him to bed.
6) what is their favourite feature of their partner’s?
max loves lando’s hair, he’s constantly reaching for it - tangling his fingers in his hair, twirling his fingers around the longer curls. even if when lando sleeps his hair usually tickles max’s face when he sleeps - he loves it. lando loves max’s hands, he’s always reaching to hold his hand when they’re together, if they’re watching tv or even eating, if there’s a way for lando to hold max’s hand - he finds it.
7) what’s the first thing that changes when they realise they have feelings for the other?
i want to say not a lot? i feel like it’s almost such a smooth transition that it’s a case of “how didn’t we see this coming?” and they both find it pretty funny, teasing the other about their feelings but also they try and savour the feelings in their chests and their stomachs because past all the fun, light fun they have - they really like each other.
8) nicknames? and if so, how did they originate?
I feel like they’re very unoriginal with nicknames once they start dating - neither of them hate being called babe so it sticks.
9) who worries the most?
max. neither of them tend to overthink a lot and are very much “what happened happened” and they pretty much move on after that but out of the both of them... max would be the more worrisome.
10) who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?
max because lando always orders the same thing. it’s not that hard.
11) who tops?
max. moving on!
12) who initiates kisses?
lando. again with how affectionate he is, he always craves kissing max, wants to pull him towards him and share a kiss or seven.
13) who reaches for the other’s hand first?
lando because of how much he loves max’s hands.
14) who kisses the hardest?
max! idk, he’s very into trying to convey all of his feelings through actions over trying to coherently put them into words.
15) who wakes up first?
lando. he can survive on less sleep even if there’s only a couple years between them, he can go to bed later but still wake up earlier.
16) who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?
max, always. if he doesn’t have to be somewhere he’s the type to wrap himself up in the blankets more and savour lazy mornings (he still tries to get away with it even if he has to go somewhere).
17) who says I love you first?
lando! but i feel as though it’s a happy accident, he’s probably rambling about something mindless and next thing he’s just saying “i love you” before moving on, and then he stops and realises and it’s a moment of quiet before the sentiment is returned. it’s not a huge deal, they both know their feelings.
18) who leaves little notes in the other’s lunch? (bonus: what do it usually say?)
max because it’s an excuse to leave notes with really stupid or really dirty jokes that he knows are going to end up with lando nearly crying/laughing when he reads them.
19) who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?
lando! solely because all of his family are going to be a lot more accepting immediately so it’s not said as a huge deal moreso “this is my boyfriend, we’re dating and happy.”
20) what do their family/friends think of their relationship?
it’s all positive! they see pretty quickly how happy they make each other by just a few interactions and everybody seems to be in the agreement that they’re really good for the other.
21) who is more likely to start dancing with the other?
lando... i mean, come on. he would easily try and distract max by flailing his limbs around trying to make him laugh. i can’t see either of them doing it seriously but definitely more of a distraction technique idk.
22) who cooks more/who is the better at cooking?
it’s close but max! if they do actually cook then max does it. lando tries but i’m almost certain there’s been a kitchen disaster or twelve.
23) who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?
both! both of them! i accept no criticism, they sometimes just have moments where they try and make the other laugh with pick up lines, they use them in texts and just love trying to outdo each other.
24) who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?
max 100%. lando has the worst poker face and will start turning red or start laughing and max takes complete advantage.
25) who needs more assurance?
i’m going to say max. some days are just bad and max looks to lando for something, a couple of words or even just a look... sometimes it can be small and he doesn’t particularly like to ask for it but he gets it either way.
26) what would be their theme song?
super max... no i’m kidding. but honestly thanks for answering this question - take on me, a-ha.
27) who would sing their child back to sleep?
max, he probably sings lullabies in dutch to the lil kiddo
28) what do they do when they’re away from each other?
talk to each other whenever they can. texting, calling, whenever they think they’re going to get a spare five minutes they try and talk to the other. they probably send each other messages (or memes, shush) for the other to come back to. they’re just always thinking about the other and it soothes them being away from each other.
29) one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart?
max has a fuck tonne of internalised homophobia and it makes some days super hard in their relationship, even though he’s happy and their relationship is strong - growing up with something like this can impact you strongly and it makes for tough days when they’re both negatively emotionally impacted.
30) one headcanon about this OTP that mends it
they’re the most fun-loving couple, they never take each other too seriously unless they have to and they’re the epitome of dating your best friend.
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Requires Much less space:
As per the Backyard Revolution review, We often moved back in the installation of a conventional solar panel as they require a large amount of space. MIT studies have shown that Backward Revolution takes only 5%  space as compared to the conventional solar panels, and generating a double amount of energy as compared to them.
Low Maintenance Cost:
The biggest and most important long term advantage of the Backyard Revolution system is with its maintenance cost. It’s having a zero maintenance cost.  Once build piling many solar panels at one go, you can place than anywhere and use it all year round.
Cons
Even though I tried my best to bring you some negatives about Backyard Revolution, there are no negativity of this product which can overrule the positive sides. Still, it does not have any charging facilities, as they are only charged with sunlight. So you may face problem on cloudy days. This is the only problem I could find. I know It’s not a big deal while considering the price and other benefits, but it’s my duty to bring you the facts.
Is Backyard Revolution a scam?
This question was asked by my wife and children while I first told them about the program. So, I thought of adding the same question here. My readers might have same doubt in their mind. If you are doubtful about the legitimacy of this program, I have to tell you that, there is nothing to worry. Even if you couldn’t make the system as the book said, you can return it and get your money back.
Frequently Asked Questions About Backyard Revolution
1. What if I couldn’t build the system using Backyard Revolution Guide?
Ans: The Backyard revolution is sold by ClickBank. A well known company and they do have a great money back policy. If you couldn’t build the system, or if you met with any obstacles, you could get help from their support agents. But, if you really wish to cancel the order, you are protected by a 60 Days, 100% money back policy.
2. I am not a techie guy. Can I do this myself?
Ans: The language used in Backyard Revolution book is so much friendly that even a non-technician can easily handle the setup and installation within a few hours or 4-5 hours to be more precise.
3. Do I need to charge the system?
This product requires nothing except sunlight for a few hours. You can use this for any hour of the day without any electrical charging.  And it’s handy as it does not require any additional cost or maintenance cost like the other solar panels.
4. What kind of support I might get?
Apart from the video instructions, the author provides you with overall email access for 12 months. If you are stuck anywhere or unable to install, having any requires, you can always have access through the email. Not only these, but the author also provides a 60-day money-back guarantee, though you can rest assured, it’s of no use! As you are bound to love it.
5. Can I power my entire house?
Even though most people are using it as a secondary power source, it is possible to power an entire house using this system. For that, you should calculate your daily power usage and then scale up the system by adding few modules. The guide contain the instructions to do so.
6. How much space is needed to place the system?
The system requires a space less than 10 sqft. Please check the above video. You will get an idea about the size of the Backyard Revolution System.
7. How long does it take to build the entire system?
Spend first 30 minutes to watch instruction videos and read the manual thoroughly. It might take another 2 and a half hour to build the entire system. The total building process could take up to 3 hours. To build the system, you need solar panels, solar controller, a battery, power inverter and few pieces of electric wire. To buy these things, you might have to spend around $150.
Backyard Revolution System Review Conclusion
Who you are? A responsible citizen – of your family or country? Both, right? So stop relying on the government agencies or the electricity board agencies to provide you with electricity at a high cost. Pay for what you get. Can they provide you with the desired energy during a blackout or any disasters? So why not you come up with your own electricity production that too at no cost and zero maintenance.
Installing Backyard Revolution solar array in your home not only helps your family also you are helping the world by reducing the pollution generated by these generators every year.
As we all know, electricity is so important, whether you want to prepare your meals, wash clothes, maintaining home temperature, in every aspect of life. Then what about when there is an emergency blackout? The only option we are left with is generating our own electricity.!
With such a discussion above, I want to end up with the last note. If you really want a constant source of energy without relying upon others, then install this Backyard Revolution system. This is a safe, reliable device, with easy installation. Along with energy-saving, save your money as well, no feeling is better than the feeling of freedom!
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Life Insurance coverage in Singapore – The Fundamentals of Complete Life and Time period Insurance coverage
This entire insurance coverage factor actually does take some time to wrap your head round. The phrases “entire life insurance coverage” and “time period insurance coverage” don’t actually imply or clarify very a lot to the common individual.
The typical Singaporean can also be educated from a younger age to run away from individuals who wish to have such conversations with you, as in the event that they had been contaminated zombies. Nonetheless, in some unspecified time in the future in your adulting, you come to the dreadful realisation that insurance coverage isn’t avoidable for ever and that there’s worth to getting a minimum of some form of life insurance coverage coverage.
We’re right here to arm you with some primary data earlier than you face an insurance coverage agent, so you understand what you’re entering into.
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Complete life vs time period insurance coverage – what’s the distinction? Endowment vs investment-linked entire life insurance coverage insurance policies What’s the distinction by way of premiums (value)? Who should purchase entire life insurance coverage? How does “restricted pay” work? What’s “give up worth”?
  What’s the distinction between entire life and time period insurance coverage?
An insurance coverage coverage supplies safety for monetary losses suffered from a selected occasion. Within the case of life insurance coverage, the “occasion” is the lack of your life, or within the case of complete everlasting incapacity (TPD). To place it merely, a life insurance coverage coverage is designed such that in the event you die, the insurer’s payout ought to be sufficient to your dependents to reside on when you’re gone.
However before you purchase any form of life insurance coverage, you’ll want to determine whether or not you’ll go for entire life insurance coverage or time period insurance coverage. What’s the distinction between them, and which is best for you?
Time period insurance coverage Complete life insurance coverage (endowment) Complete life insurance coverage (investment-linked)
Essential goal Safety Safety + potential to develop financial savings Safety + potential to reap funding returns
Protection Most plans cowl dying and complete everlasting incapacity (TPD)
Protection Interval A selected time period interval or as much as a particular age Normally as much as finish of life Normally as much as finish of life
What’s paid upon dying of insured? Sum assured Sum assured + accrued bonuses if any Sum assured + worth of models in fund
What’s paid if coverage is surrendered early? Nothing, since there isn’t any money worth Money worth (assured + non-guaranteed bonuses if any) Worth of models in funding sub-fund
Each time period and entire life insurance coverage present safety within the occasion of complete everlasting incapacity (TPD) and dying. The 2 principal variations between them are: (a) how lengthy the coverage will cowl you and (b) how a lot cash you get again if nothing occurs to you.
Time period insurance coverage supplies you with safety just for a set time frame, say 20 or 30 years, after which the plan expires. If nothing occurs to you and also you don’t make a declare, you get nothing (aside from a letter thanking you for giving them cash for the final 30 years).
Such a protection is cheaper, and it is smart in the event you plan to offer to your dependants for a restricted time. For instance, till your youngest little one finishes tertiary schooling.
Alternatively, entire life insurance coverage covers you until the tip of your life, so long as you proceed to pay the premiums.
It’s rather more costly, but it surely has the potential to develop the cash you paid. The potential progress varies relying on whether or not your entire life insurance coverage is an endowment plan or an investment-linked coverage (ILP). Extra on these within the subsequent part.
In both case, the “benefit” of entire life insurance coverage over time period insurance coverage is that, even in the event you terminate and give up the coverage, you may get again a number of the financial worth.
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  Endowment vs investment-linked entire life insurance coverage insurance policies
In Singapore, entire life insurance coverage often features a financial savings or funding part, named endowment and investment-linked coverage (ILP) respectively.
Resulting from these options, some individuals see their entire life insurance policies as an funding/financial savings plan as an alternative of simply being a plain previous safety plan. These added options make entire life insurance coverage costlier than time period insurance coverage.
Endowment Insurance policies
Endowment insurance policies are sometimes seen as a method that can assist you construct up monetary self-discipline because the financial savings part is constructed into the month-to-month insurance coverage premiums.
For example, let’s say you pay a month-to-month insurance coverage premium of $250 to your endowment coverage. Of this quantity, $100 would possibly go into the insurance coverage safety part, and $150 will go into the financial savings part.
After a set interval of say 20 years, it is possible for you to to get again a number of the money worth accrued, relying on the assured and non-guaranteed advantage of your coverage.
Funding Linked Insurance policies (ILP)
For an ILP, the financial savings part will likely be changed with an funding part the place a part of the premiums go into shopping for models in funding funds.
In contrast to endowment insurance coverage insurance policies, ILPs often don’t include assured values. The worth of the ILP relies on the efficiency of the fund you’ve purchased into. So yeah, you could possibly get zilch if issues don’t go effectively and this represents a possible alternative value as you could possibly have made that cash work some place else for you.
Some customers like ILPs as a result of they like the concept they will make investments and have monetary safety by way of a single monetary product. There’s even have a variety of funds to select from that fits totally different funding targets and danger urge for food.
Whether or not you select to purchase a time period insurance coverage, endowment plan or ILP, the primary factor is to determine in case your selection fulfils your monetary goal and takes into consideration the long-term prices concerned.
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  Let’s evaluate the premiums for entire life vs time period insurance coverage
Whereas life insurance coverage was the “go-to” insurance coverage for most individuals, with elevated monetary literacy, extra individuals are open to getting time period insurance coverage as an alternative.
One of many best benefits of selecting a time period insurance coverage as an alternative of a life plan is the substantial financial savings you get from decrease premiums. So if you understand you want insurance coverage safety however are in a section of life the place you possibly can’t afford setting apart very a lot each month, this turns into your best option for now.
Right here’s a simulation of how a lot insurance coverage premium an individual pays for all times and time period insurance coverage based mostly on the next standards: 35-year-old man, non-smoker with sum assured of $500,000. Let’s name him Mr Siva.
Kind Life insurance coverage coverage Annual value Whole quantity paid
Time period FWD Insurance coverage Time period Life $510 $510 x 30 years = $15,300
Time period Nice Japanese Max Time period Worth $840 $510 x 30 years = $25,200
Complete life NTUC Restricted Pay Safety $10,038 $10,038 x 29 years = $291,103
Complete life AXA Life MultiProtect $13,440 $13,440 x 30 years = $403,200
As you possibly can see, the distinction within the quantity of premiums paid between time period and entire life insurance coverage is big.
This is the reason some monetary advisors even advocate “purchase time period and make investments the remaining”. In different phrases, purchase a time period coverage for the required safety, after which use the cash you didn’t use to take a position. This can be a technique that has the potential to develop your cash in the event you make the appropriate funding selections.
Alternatively, some customers prefer to get an entire life coverage as a result of it presents some money worth do you have to determine to give up the coverage.
Primarily based on the assured give up worth (after 30 years) for the above entire life insurance policies, one can anticipate to obtain $246,000 and $307,000 for the NTUC and AXA plan respectively. Utilizing these values, it signifies that the full premiums paid to your entire life coverage will likely be diminished considerably this brings it extra on-par to time period plans by way of value.
One necessary consideration when selecting to take up a time period plan is that the protection time period could expire at a time the place you’ll proceed to wish safety (or want it most).
For the above case, the time period plan will expire when Mr Siva is 65 years previous. Relying on his state of affairs, Mr Siva could wish to proceed getting life insurance coverage protection for one more 20 years.
Nonetheless, relying on his well being at 65, some firms could think about him “uninsurable”. Even when he does qualify for a brand new insurance coverage plan, premiums are going to be very costly at that age, and he could not be capable of afford them throughout his retirement years.
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  Who should purchase entire life insurance coverage?
Whereas it might appear that the “purchase time period and make investments the remaining” mantra makes complete financial sense, there are cases the place shopping for entire life insurance coverage is usually a better option.
Whether or not you want life insurance coverage actually relies on your stage in life. If you’re a younger 20-something with no dependents and restricted obligations, you’ll possible not want an entire life insurance coverage coverage.
However say you’re 40-year previous, and the only breadwinner in a household with two younger youngsters and aged dad and mom. In such a case, entire life insurance coverage can assist to offer monetary safety to your family members whereas concurrently serving to you construct up some retirement funds to your golden years.
Life insurance coverage protection is a method of caring for your loved ones, since you don’t need them to endure when any misfortunate befalls you. In a survey by NTUC Revenue revealed in April 2019, 48% of 329 married adults surveyed expressed that they had been motivated to purchase life insurance coverage as a result of they need their family members to take care of the identical lifestyle when catastrophe strikes.
The opposite state of affairs the place entire life insurance coverage could make sense is to your younger little one. You would possibly assume, “why would my 2-year previous want entire life insurance coverage?”
For one, it ensures insurability and no-exclusions since most younger youngsters have a clear invoice of well being. Many dad and mom additionally take up an entire life coverage with endowment plan with a view to begin saving for his or her little one’s future schooling. Additionally, your little one is prone to get pleasure from decrease premiums when getting insured from a youthful age.
For those who’re getting an entire life coverage for a kid, selecting a restricted pay possibility will be a good suggestion. Your little one can get a life-long protection with premium funds for as quick as 12 years. It may well thus be a significant present for a younger little one as an alternative of saving cash in a financial institution deposit account that can’t beat inflation.
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  How does “restricted pay” work?
Getting a life insurance coverage with restricted pay interval means you solely have to pay premiums for a restricted variety of years in change for a lifetime’s protection.
Say for example, Andy (male, non-smoker, age 35) decides to make premium funds of S$250 per thirty days for under 15 years for his entire of life plan up until age 50.
For the subsequent 15 years, Andy pays about S$45,000 for a sum assured of S$100,000. The insurance coverage protection will proceed for remainder of his life even after he ends his premium cost at age 50. Relying on his insurer and plan, he’ll possible even be entitled to some accrued money worth if he surrenders his coverage when he reaches 65 years previous.
  What is that this “give up worth” factor?
Once you purchase a life insurance coverage, you could have a give up proper – the chance to terminate your life insurance coverage contract in change for its money worth. You may solely do that in the event you’ve not made any claims earlier than.
Once you select to give up your coverage, you’ll hand over the remaining protection whereas your insurer presents you with a money give up worth, which is how a lot cash you’ll obtain in return.
Do observe that the give up worth of your coverage will likely be decrease than the dying profit payout. Which means you’ll obtain much less cash by surrendering your coverage as in comparison with having the dying profit once you move on. Thus, it’s usually not advisable to give up your coverage. Not solely will you lose out by way of financial worth, however taking over a brand new insurance coverage coverage at a later age will most likely incur the next premium cost.
In the end, there’s no proper or incorrect in selecting whether or not to get a time period plan or entire life insurance coverage – all of it relies on what you want and the way a lot you possibly can afford.
Complete life insurance coverage prices extra, however it may be a handy possibility for many who need each monetary safety in addition to a financial savings/funding part. Alternatively, a time period life insurance coverage plan presents a terrific cost-effective possibility for many who need (solely) pure safety.
What are your ideas on shopping for life insurance coverage? We wish to hear from you.
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Day 16-17: Zadar>Split, Split>Neum (Bosnia)
1485 miles completed - around 700 to go
For the first time on this trip, the last 48 hours I recall in a slight blur. Not because I’ve been enjoying the local beer, but more possibly because I am now reaching zombie state. I know I rode my bike on Thursday, but it’s taken me some time to remember the details. But after a rude size bucket of porridge, made with a smidgen of incorrectly purchased “kefar” (fermented milk which in the U.K. we would normally throw away as disgusting and indigestible) and a black tea with a pillaged sugar, it’s coming back to me...in all it’s technicolour glory and equal horror.
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Being 1kg lighter leaving Zadar (I was eaten alive by a zingy mosquito that taunted me through the night and like Dracula, also found my jugular), I mounted my bike rather wearily, but happy for the first ride this trip, the leg and arm warmers, base layer, rain jacket and overshoes were all neatly crammed into my backpack. Wall to wall sun accompanied me on what was the best conditions of my adventure so far. Yes, a little headwind but it’s a small price to pay. The landscape was changing again to a more rolling terrain, where for some time the sea wasn’t visible. I looked ahead at mountains rather than rode beside them, a timely reminder of what lay ahead in the days to come. I was broken. My back, knee, left leg screamed at me early, and I made my first emergency coffee stop at only 30 miles on the clock. It was going to be a tough day. No matter how incredible a ride looks, when you’re tired, you may as well be sat on the turbo watching Jeremy Kyle. Ok, it was better than that. But it wasn’t easy. I resigned myself to slow and steady wins the race.
Split was one of my highlights, and this alone was motivation to keep moving. What lay ahead was a once in a lifetime experience.
I had booked an apartment which has a 9.5/10 review. Great comments about the host and the location. I chose well, I thought. Mario met me, and irradiated warmth and kindness. He’d had surgery on his skull, very visible with no hair to hide it, and I later learned he’d been a chef, and 9 years earlier, at the age of 22, he’d worked, drunk, then had a car crash which left him without the possibility of working. So now, he rented out his own flat to make money and when guests stayed, he lived with his parents 1 hour away. He couldn’t drive, and this commerce opportunity seemed hard to visualise as something sustainable, but this was his third season.
Mario was clearly impressed I’d turned up on a bike. So enthusiastic, in fact, he offered 1. A massage, 2. To be my guide for the night. I declined his first invitation immediately and gently tried to steer his second offer away. He seemed not to want to take no for an answer. “You look like you need help here and you are, very...handsome” he’d said with a wide smile. Alarm bells were ringing, and I sent him away, stating I needed time to think and get fresh. He replied he’d wait in a nearby cafe for 30 minutes until I’d decided.
The shower was cold, but my clothes had the luxury of a machine wash. For that alone, the apartment was worth the money. Even without any detergent.
Feeling obliged to say yes, and trying to embrace Mario’s offer, I let him escort me around the city. When he returned, he’d needed to take a copy of my passport. Luckily, he’d noticed that I was born in 1972, making me really old! Bonanza! Mario had me down as 38, max. There are definitely advantages to being older. Clearly my invisibility cloak needed turning up.
The city of Split was my favourite place on the trip, possibly now one of my top 10 cities I’ve visited. Learning about Game of Thrones and filming season 5 here, Mario also told me a little about the city’s history. The 1800 year old Roman buildings were to me more incredible than Venice. Although the city catered for tourists, it felt tasteful and the ambience was perfect. There felt like more local presence than foreigners, and I felt very much at home.
I managed to shake Mario after buying him a couple of beers and insisting I was going to dinner to a restaurant recommended by a friend back home (which was true). Alarmingly, Mario stated as he left that he would arrive 30 minutes before I was due to leave and the best was yet to come and that it would ensure I would give him and the experience of Split 10/10, and that I would never forget it. I wished for nothing more than to open the door the next morning and see Mario with his German Shepherd, brought along to make me smile.
I had a restless night worrying about what might happen when the sun rose. I worried that there were cameras hidden throughout the apartment and couldn’t fail to notice a macabre print on his bedroom wall involving a female back and a blood-tipped dripping knife. I wanted to leave early and before he arrived, but I had to return his key. I’m just too honest. I could have just left a note and hidden the key. Why didn’t I?
8am came and a few minutes before, Mario knocked at the door. Minutes later he was insistent on my need for a massage. “no, no, no” I repeated. He sat on the sofa. “How do you feel about sex”. I lied and said I’m celibate and have been for many years. Having stupidly already told him I’m divorced, this was indeed possible. He had also clearly not thought through: 1. I had been riding my bike for over two weeks and around 100 miles a day. 2. I gave him no signal at all that I found him attractive. I’d rather go on a date with Golem, if I’m totally honest 3. This was just completely wrong. Since when is it right to set up your flat on Booking.com as a sex trap? I may sound old fashioned here, but because I am very confident, I could extract myself and did from this situation about 5 minutes later. What worries me, and having a daughter of 20, is how many females find themselves in this really awkward situation and locked inside someone’s apartment and either he is more forceful or they are less confident? To me, this is just wrong. So, I reported it. The audacity of Mario thinking his methods would get him 10/10 on booking.com. Incredulous, I left for my ride nearly 2 hours early with a tainted view of Split...
A couple of miles into my ride and the wind blew Mario well into the north and slapped me at every meander in the road. The skies were menacingly dark, it started to rain but it was just what I needed.
The best part about point to point expeditions is that every day, the view, the lay of the land changes (if you’re going around 100 miles a day - those laden with panniers might not have the same view. Riding to Bosnia, I worked harder than any other day to keep moving. These were the strongest winds, unsteady, blustery on undulations and climbs that never relented. But what kept me going is for another day, I felt like I’d skipped into another country, and in fact, would, later that day. Clouds hung low over the mountain tops and the sea looked angry and temperamental.
But somehow, after another mountain border, I made it to Bosnia, and the little coastal town of Neum. My best accommodation yet, which looked west over a quiet sea bay, and my first sunbathe of the trip. After such a stormy day, this little sleepy haven seemed like tranquility personified. Getting going again would be tough. For the only time since leaving home, my kicked off, ripped off clothes would remain unwashed and on the floor until they adorned my slowly cracking body the next day.
And now, Saturday. Another country beckons, and the hospitality of someone I’ve never met. I have exclusive use of a penthouse apartment in Herceg Novi, owned by a Norwegian friend of my brother. I have to get past Dubrovnik first, and given the forecast, I think it will be w flying visit which is a shame. But time waits for no man, and I’m as useless as a chocolate teapot when it rains..
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