#mattel please she's my fave

[yupitsmekat]

Listen, if the Monster High G3 does not include Catherine Demew I WILL FUCKING RIOT

#mattel please she's my fave #the only doll I had from g1 #I will start biting #monster high #monster high g3 #catherine demew

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Hey, if you're in the mood to give out song/artist recommendations, I was wondering if you have some in the same vein of the TSwift post, but for queer/gay men? Because I know of Lil Nas X (haven't gotten around to listening yet tho) and that's... pretty much it. Any personal favourites?

!!!!!

look I can't tell anyone where to start with Lil Nas X, chase your bliss, but god god god as long as we're talking about him Industry Baby is SO GOOD

if you end up liking Lil Nas X definitely check out his fellow gay rapper Kevin Abstract. the two of them collabed on a song called Tennessee this year, but my personal fave Kevin Abstract is his 2016 album American Boyfriend: A Suburban Love Story.

Isaac Dunbar is so so talented (and so young???), he actually just released a new EP last month called Beep Beep Repeat but this is off Banish the Banshee from 2022 and one of my most listened to songs of the year

Serpentwithfeet does just the sexiest gay R&B. this is from his 2021 album DEACON but he also has a new album out this year, GRIP, that's so so good.

TO MY KNOWLEDGE Big Freedia still identifies as a gay man who's genderfunky and uses any pronouns; someone please call my ass on that if I'm wrong. she's a pioneer of New Orleans bounce music, a frequent collaborator with other artists, and has been hugely influential on Beyoncé's recent work in addition to her own music; you can hear her all over Renaissance.

also I cannot talk about queer men in music without a shout out to my cowboy king Orville Peck; he's ALSO just dropped a new album, Stampede: Vol. 1, that has a ton of fun collaborations on it; this is from his first album, Pony.

and actually while we're doing gay country I have to throw in iconic drag queen Trixie Mattel. here's a duet cover she did with Orville, they're very fun together.

[nancydrewwouldnever]

Please never stop using Katya and Trixie Mattel gifs. They are two of my favorite queens. Their YouTube show has me on tears regularly. 🤣🤣🤣

I love Katya! I so wish she could have won her season of All-Stars! My other fave is Ben Dela Creme and I am still so angry about how her All-Stars run ended.

#ask

[myspacelolit4]

Can you please answer 2,5,16 and 23??

first of all tysm <33

2. favorite lip sync performance?

ok so this one’s complicated, it could be easier to do a whole post abt ngl but the ones i can tell u like, at the top of my head are: manila and delta to macarthur park by donna summer, joslyn and laganja to stupid girls by pink AND more recently, bosco and jasmine to swept away by diana ross

5. favorite rusical?

i think i kinda love every rusical (yea, i know) but my all time faves are shade: the rusical and the madonna rusical, cultural resets fr

16. favorite song by a drag queen?

ugh i hope it’s valid but like, trixie mattel’s whole discography?? if i HAD to pick a favorite it’d be down to yellow cloud and red side of the moon

i also quite enjoy adore’s hello i love you and jinkx’s cover of creep

23. favorite miss congeniality?

hear me out, i know they don’t do drag anymore but, ivy winters <33 i truly loved her and miss her sm, also like, valentina, she’s everything to me

#drag race asks thingie #txt

[ehbunnehsblog]

So someone made this post I thought was really cool and I wanted to answer it the person who made the post goes by @buh-beep so please go give that post a like and follow them with all that said here are the questions

1. What is the oldest doll you own?

Probably my Beautiful Crissy doll from 1968 although that may not be the date for that exact doll she is pretty old. She was made by the company ideal.

2. What is the doll you got most recently?

My Bratz Collecters Yasmin from 2018 by MGA. When I lived with my mom she bought her for me I think she gave me a card and we got it. I don't have her or any of these dolls anymore since I don't live with my mother for personal reasons.

3. Favorite Type of Doll?

Hands down Bratz. They have been my absolute fave since I was a little girl and i still love them their fashion, makeup just everything really is iconic and I really believe that they might have the same impact as Barbie once I get older. Now if we talk about favorite lines? That will have to be for another time.

4. Least Favorite Type of Doll?

Pinkie Cooper. It's cute I had one but I was just not interested in the dolls sadly I definitely think it was an interesting idea though and its probably perfect for some people I just never knew where she would fit in with my other dolls. Also when I saw my cousin and his ex they had stuff for me and for some reason I could only take two things home and my mom sorta had me take her home when I could have had a Hannah Montana doll so rip :p

5. How many dolls do you own?

Zero now rip but honestly idk. I had mostly Bratz and sorta collected but now I might genuinely try to collect them.

6. What is a doll you had and wish you still did?

Tan Bratz Passion 4 Fashion Cloe. I still really wish I kept her but I was going through this dumb phase where I just stopped caring about my dolls and we had this science project in school and I did mine on hair dye and dyed her hair using some fruit or something and gave her away. If anyone knows where I can get her (hopefully for cheap) please tell me I really loved her she was also one of my friends absolute favorites.

7. What does your wish list look like?

A lotta Bratz mostly but that would be a very long list so to save you the details two of the series I want are the Tokyo a Gogo dolls, Formal Funk and Flashback Fever.

8. Prettiest Doll you Own?

Honestly have no clue all of them are gorgeous but I think one of my prettiest is definitely Rock Angelz Sasha I would love to own more Sasha dolls shes so gorgeous.

9. Ugliest Doll you own but love anyways?

I don't think I own any ugly ones really just ones that had messed up hair so I don't really have anything to add here. Actually hmm maybe my first edition Cameron and Dylan Bratz dolls they are still cool though.

10. Cutest Doll you own?

Either my Barbie Peek a Boos or my Mindy Mint Chocolate Chip Yummyland doll. I love Bratz but I really wish I saw more cutesy but fashionable dolls I believe they should bring back Yummyland dolls they smell so dang good and because kids love slim maybe they could add a small bottle (in a shape of a drink) that smells nice too? Idk lol.

11. Biggest Doll you own?

A Barbie doll that is I believe 28" in size after that I would say my Beautiful Crissy Doll and than my Yummyland doll.

12. Smallest doll you own?

All of my Barbie Peekaboos and Polly Pockets. Since Polly came back I think Mattel has the perfect chance to bring back Barbie Peek a Boos. They are pretty small so I kept them in a basket I am used to the size of Bratz I find them easier to hold over Barbie Peek a Boos or Polly's.

13. What doll in your collection is worth most?

Hmm probably Beautiful Crissy tbh I wanted her because when i was in grade 8 i watched these old vintage commercials on YouTube and i saw her and i just thought she was one of the most gorgeous dolls. I don't have her now because again shes at my moms but I don't think I could sell her shes just really cute and I think dolls from that time and older are special and tell a story and show a different time.

14. Doll you will never buy and why?

Lamilly and American Girls. I know these dolls especially American Girls are very popular for a lot of people but I am not really into dolls that are supposed to be like me I like fashion dolls mostly or really cutesy dolls. I think American Dolls are pretty iconic in their own way but I just can't see me owning one and for Lamilly same deal I feel like its trying to put down other dolls and make Lamilly seem superior and I just don't dig it. I don't like Barbie's a whole lot but I dislike like Lamilly I think it's a good message but it just feels meh? Idk other dolls I will never own are Blythe's I have this thing with dolls with eyes like that and I think it would probably spook me a bit.

15. Strangest doll you own?

Pinkie Cooper hands down. Again she just doesn't fit anywhere and shes so odd and really stands out from the others not that that's always a bad thing but as someone who is mostly into Bratz, Monster High and Ever After High she just doesn't go anywhere although she would probably fit in maybe with the EAH dolls. Another is probably the big Barbie like I didn't want her I just got her as a Christmas present one year and yeah that's that.

16. Biggest Doll Related Regret?

Giving away that Cloe doll I will always regret that also almost wanting to sell my Bratz and not bringing my dolls with me when I left my moms and went to my dads. Also I just wanna say my dad is the coolest and one day we had a nice convo about toys and stuff it was pretty rad.

17. What's the most important aspect of a doll in your opinion?

I just want to say I absolutely love this question this is the main reason why I wanted to make this post. I believe the most important aspect is if the owner finds joy in that doll because if you don't we wouldn't have so many people collecting dolls and dolls wouldn't be sold. I think dolls are very important and can build up good skills. Another important aspect is if you can pose the doll and depending on if it's a fashion dolls is if it has good clothes and good fabric all of these are so important but as long as people find joy that's the most important.

18. What's your doll related pet peeve

People are gonna hate this and I apologize but I find it difficult to watch or look at people changing the dolls like not in clothes changing but repaints it's cool and some of them are absolutely gorgeous but sometimes I have a bit of a pet peeve of them mostly because I am so worried that I will never find those dolls because people use them and repaint them. Their aren't many Bratz repaints though so I don't get bothered too much and when they do repaints they make the faces so pretty and I would love for MGA to use some of the screenings some of these people use because they look so good.

19. When did you start collecting dolls?

This might be an odd opinion but I think that anyone can be a doll collector even if they don't mean to be like for me I don't call myself a doll collector but I sorta am? Even though I never meant to be but now I do want to collect but it started with Bratz when I was young but now I want to take it a bit more seriously.

20. Have any doll related stories?

Well I never first fought anyone I was way too young lol but I do have two good stories number 1 is on Christmas a few years back my grandparents before they both passed bought me a Holiday Yasmin doll from 2007 don't know how they found it but they did and I loved that doll but again at my moms rip another one is one Christmas I got two of the same Bratz Cade dolls and for the longest time I thought it was Dylan because the doll looked exactly like Dylan does in the movies and shows lol! I might go into more stories on my dolls because there are a few that I really like.

With all of these questions answered I will once again ask people who see this to go like and follow @buh-beep who made the original post. This was intended for doll collectors I believe personally I don't call myself a collector but as someone who loves dolls I thought this would be fun and it really was if anyone wants to this I suggest it. Its really fun and I like sharing this stuff with you guys.

☆With all that said I hope you liked this post. Please give me a follow i post a lot of stuff like this☆

#nostalgia #nostalgiacore #nostalgic #toys #2000s kids #kids toys #2000s nostalgia #fashion dolls #mga #mga dolls #bratz doll #bratz jade #bratz sasha #bratz yasmin #bratz cloe #barbie #polly pocket #my dolls #pinkie cooper #favourite #qna #qna time #2000s

[noora-nora]

yes hello it is me, i have returned from the dead

I am honestly sorry for my lack of posting in these past couple of weeks it has been really hard for me to adjust and adapt (most of my family including me suffers from severe depression so this situation is nowhere near ideal)

but I feel it’s only fair for me to share what I have been up to while I have been m.i.a.

-i’ve reread the guinevere deception three times and my love for Guinevere and mordred has only grown and I saw the cover and synopsis for book two hell yes I am so excited (it’s going in an a way that ngl I wasn’t expecting but I’m not mad at and it’s low key giving me reylo vibes which I am living for!!!!)

-as you could probably tell from my last ten posts I watched Emma (2020) the first adaption I had ever seen (well to my knowledge at the time because I had no idea clueless was an Emma remake until I saw a gif set after I watched the movie my mind was totally blown) I think the first third was kind of slow for me I felt like there really wasn’t a lot going on but the latter half of the movie was FANTASTIC I was screaming and clapping!!!! From the ball scene afterwards I was livid every scene was just chef’s kiss uhhh so good my fav scene was either the post ball shenanigans or when the dad moved the screens at the end that was legit the definition of wholesome!!! I think I’m going to rewatch tomorrow and maybe I’ll blog about it as I watch

-okay so if anyone else has seen my brilliant friend please contact me immediately we have to talk especially if you saw this weeks episode oh my god I was standing on my couch screaming at my tv. The show is so good but I for real hate every single one of the characters in some way shape or form. But the real questions is HOW HAS LENU NOT BITCHSLAPPED LILA AT LEAST ONCE AT THIS POINT!!!!???!?? Also mr. Warbury Parker or whatever his name is needs to fucking leave Italy ASAP and the teaser for the next episode oooooohohhogifogohkhhgndjdj I swear I might have to break my tv

-elite season three low key a disappointment season two was so good and this season was just eh. Also is that the last season because the end felt very finaleish but i discreetly remember somewhere seeing that it was renewed for seasons three and four. So??????

-I finally watched and am fully caught up with Eagles I had only seen the first two episodes when they had come out a year ago but then lost interest and almost nothing has changed. SEASON TWO IS SO BADDDDD my girl Amie who was my absolute fav character in season one is my least fav this season she just feels really off and why hasn’t she made any attempts to explain herself to Felicia???? Also I never have and never will give two shits about Ludde I just physically can’t. And I was so excited about season two exploring Elias and Amie but then they just threw that away in the trash bin bitch that was the only reason I was watching in the first place. Jack and Felicia had good potential during their first episode but now I really don’t care. The couples this season Amie and Ludde????? Elias and Klara????? Don’t even get me started. You know they darn fucked up season two when currently my fave character is Mattias

- my legit saving grace of this whole situation has been Trixie Mattel and Katya oh my god I have never laughed so hard I have seen every episode of UNHhhh and I like to watch at least twice. Please watch their videos they are hilarious I’ll link a good one to start off to but can I just say that I physically choked and blacked out for fifteen seconds from laughing so hard when they were going on a rant about poop and then Trixie just turns to the camera and goes “shopping” because that’s the topic they were supposed to be on oh my god that killed me!!!! https://youtu.be/OOOcJGar2zI

-I also got into my number one college and they offered my a huge scholarship (thank god because it’s a private school) so that helps get me going through the days

-guys I just saw the zoenne video chat my hearrttttt I wish Zoë would be more open into just plain talking to Senne he is such a sweetheart 🤧😞

-also has anyone fully watched the Netflix show vampires because i got two thirds through it and I gave up it was so lackluster and the romance?????????? nonexsistant. Poor girl has to choose between goat man and stoner

-also Austenland is such a good movie I always forget how fun it is I highly recommend

anyways please share what you guys have been up to and I’ll try to post a lot more!!!

[yousayperfect-isaystreep]

8 people to know better

I was tagged by @oh-kathryn-my-captain thank you for tagging me!

Name or nickname: Viktória / Viki (with a K please, no C or Y)

Nationality or country: Hungarian currenty living in Austria

Languages: Hungarian, English, German. I’ve started to learn Russian years ago, and eventually (realistically it won’t happen for at least the next 3 years but hey who knows) I’d like to get back to it.

Birthday: April 28

Zodiac: Taurus

Occupation: Assistant kindergarten teacher

Hobbies: Falling in love with 50+ actresses/fictional women Watching movies / shows, cooking, yoga, reading, fangirly trips / traveling

Other blogs?: I used to run The Julie Andrews Movie Club, but it’s been inactive for years. I have some URLs saved but tbh I don’t really think I’ll ever change it? So the answer is no, lol.

Fave book: Impossible to pick one. Jane Fonda’s My Life So Far has been a life-changing one, that always comes to mind; Mini Habits, by Stephen Guise, anything by Nora Ephron, all of the Mary Poppins books... I like to read autobiographies the most / books by people I admire/respect. And the Voyager relaunch novels ofc.

Fave movie: Mamma Mia! has changed my life and I love it more than a person should love a movie.

Fave colour: Turquoise

Fave season: Autumn / Spring when it isn’t HOT

Fave food: Potatoes and tomatoes in any way, shape or form. Especially since going vegeterian. 

Fave animal: I’m not really an animal person, but if I had to pick one, I’d go with a cow.

Last movie I watched: Late Night

Last song I listened to: Moving Parts by Trixie Mattel

Last book I read: How to Forget by Kate Mulgrew

Last purchase I made: A new pan

Last fun thing I did: making faces and random noises at each other with a 3 yr old when she did even the same little squints w her eyes I did, I almost died

Inspiration or muse: All the numerous real and fictional women I love. The intensity alternates, so lately it’s been Kate Mulgrew, Christine Baranski, Emma Thompson and Jonathan Van Ness (as an exception to my usual women-onlyness)

Meaning of my url: p self-explanatory. Meryl is perfection personified.

Dream destination: France

Dream job: After giving it some thought and time, I’ve made some p fucking huge changes in my life so I’m kinda doing it now :) In 3 years after finishing college, I’ll be officially a kindergarden teacher not “just” an assistant. Aside from that, eventually I’d love to teach yoga to kids too.

I tag (only if you want to do it ofc) @bethanncouldmurderme, @leisylaura, @cora-crawleys, @mia-cooper, @lodessa, @rosereveal, @missolitude, @juliaslouisdreyfus

#look I've done a tagged post and it hasn't even been 3 yrs since I got tagged! *throws confetti* #(I still have another one from like March that I need to do? like let's not even talk about the older ones I haven't done okay) #tagged #this is also an attempt at like.... communicating w people on tumblr? babysteps? ignore it obv if you don't want to #idk I miss old tumblr? and I feel like if I TRY and INTERACT in some way w people that's like.... the solution? #about me

[santicabreras]

the rogue gallery as rpdr queens:

BATMAN - Michelle Visage: Hard on all of them, they all pretend to hate her very much, but at the end of the day just want her approval and they know she wants them to Be Better. SUPERMAN - BenDeLaCreme: Too good for this world, too pure. Looks exactly like Batman. JOKER - Bianca Del Rio: A clown. Mean as fuck.  Somehow also everyone's fave. Reads Batman to filth. HARLEY QUINN - Trixie Mattel: Clown #2. A fucking goddamn mess. Likes toys. POISON IVY - Katya: Loves Trixie. My name is Toxicodendron Radicans but your Mom™ just calls me Ivy. TWO FACE - Alyssa Edwards: Never won anything but still the brightest star. At times fake, but talented. Always looks at self in the mirror (to talk to her other half). Laughs at own bad jokes and two puns. SCARECROW - Thorgy Thor: They just look alike girl. CATWOMAN - Bebe Zahara Benet: RAKATATATITITITA I'M PUSSY BITCH PENGUIN - Ginger Minj: Got so close to the top but didn't quite get there. Reminds everyone of Danny DeVito. RIDDLER - PhiPhi O'Hara: Always mistreated. Got a bad villain edit. No one's fave. SOLOMON GRUNDY - Darienne Lake: Nobody gives a fuck about her. BANE - Kameron Michaels: Buff as fuck. Never says anything. Still prevails. MR FREEZE - Alaska: Two cold places. Saves up all her energy for when she's in action. Famous significant other that drove her crazy. KILLER CROC - Bob The Drag Queen: Unappreciated. Underrated. Deserves better. Hangs out with Trixie when Katya is gone. RED HOOD - Valentina: Batman: "Would you take that mask off?" Red Hood: "I'd like to keep it on please."

#batman #rpdr #rupaul's drag race #rogue gallery #gotham #the rogues #batman's rogues #we know superman isn't a rogue but i had to do the dela and michelle joke

[cartoonus-maximus]

I decided to fill out that one Monster High doll collector questionnaire for funsies.

Anyone who wants to see what my opinions are, click the ‘read more.’

Questionnaire by @cryptoriascollectiblog.

1) Introduce yourself and tell us how long you’ve been collecting Monster High dolls!

I’m Max (female), and I’ve been marginally interested in the MH line of dolls ever since they came out, but I’ve only been buying them for about 5 years now.

2) How many MH dolls do you have?

I own 23 dolls (if you count Sandy de Nile as a doll).

3) Is Monster High your favorite doll line? Why or why not?

To me, MH is on equal footing with Barbie. I like the MH characters, but I’m not a super big fan of their original fashions, and I’m just more pleased by Barbie’s clothes and hair styles. But, on that note, while Barbie is appealing and comfortable to me, I really appreciate how quirky and wacky the MH characters can look.

4) Who’s your favorite MH ghoul?

Frankie Stein, no doubt about it. I really like her visual aesthetics, and her face has always been super cute, and her color schemes go so well together, and agh, she’s so precious! Three of my dolls are Frankie and I love them.

5) Favorite Manster?

Definitely Jackson Jekyll. And I like him for a lot of the same reasons I like Frankie: colors, face, aesthetics, etc.

6) Do you own any dolls of your favorite ghoul and/or manster? How many?

Again, I own three Frankies, and I also own one Jackson. When I saw the Frankie/Jackson graveyard picnic 2-pack, I had to get it. I also have the ‘I <3 Fashion’ Frankie and the comic-themed reboot Frankie.

7) Do you own any playsets? If so which one(s)? If not, is there a reason?

No, I don’t. Playsets as a concept don’t really appeal to me these days.

8) Of the original main ghouls (including Ghoulia, Spectra and Abbey) which is your favorite? Got any dolls of them?

Ahem, Frankie. Aside from the obvious, I’m also a fan of Cleo, Draculaura, and Spectra. I have a Cleo doll (reboot family set) and I’m pretty happy with her.

9) Favorite character with only one doll release?

I wanna say Kjersti as my top fave (I’m a sucker for the little nordic gamer), but second tier would probably go to either Porter or Neighthan (I like their dolls, but not their characters).

10) Character with too many dolls (in your opinion?)

Depending on whether you see the baby siblings as actual dolls or not, I’m gonna have to say Sandy de Nile, who has had 2 releases, which was 1 too many in my opinion. It’s not like the two versions look drastically different or anything - only the torso got painted a little differently. That’s all. What’s the point?

I don’t know about the conventional dolls.

11) Any character you would’ve liked to see in a doll line that didn’t make it? (i.e. Lagoona in Sweet Screams or Draculaura in Power Ghouls, etc)

Lol, ‘Geek Shriek’ Holt would have absolutely killed me.

‘Dead Tired’ Howleen & Twyla 2-pack.

‘Sweet Screams’ Rochelle as macaroon and wafer cookies and hot cocoa.

12) Any ideas you would’ve liked to see in a doll line?

I would have rather they just expanded on some of the lines they started but only did like 3 dolls in.

But I would have liked to have seen a line that was just centered around gaming, where each character has a different game theme. Like, Cleo has a tabletop RPG theme, Ghoulia has competitive chess or something, and Jinafire or someone has a Candy Crush-like app game theme. I think that would have been a cool line.

13) Is there a “grail” MH doll for you? If so do you own it?

‘Little Dead Riding Wolf,’ and no, I do not currently own her. (I am such a sucker for Little Red Riding Hood, leave me alone.)

14) Thoughts on the cancelled Ever After High crossover?

I’m honestly glad they didn’t go through with it, because by the time they got around to seriously talking about it, I was so sure it was going to turn out really badly.

Besides, their choice of not doing it has given the fans the freedom to tell a crossover story in whatever way they choose.

15) Thoughts on the 2016 reboot faces?

I think they’re cute! I really like them! :-D

16) Thoughts on the 2016 “Monster Family” line?

It’s an adorable idea! And I’ve wanted other siblings for so many of the characters (especially the Wolfs and the de Niles) for such a long time now.

17) How bout the SDCC exclusives? What was your favorite? Do you own any?

I don’t own any. And honestly, I never paid that much attention to what doll was a San Diego exclusive and what wasn’t.

I think my favorites are super-fan Ghoulia, and the Whisp/Valentine 2-pack.

18) How about Amazon exclusives?

The special Skelita is very pretty. The family got her for my collector sister as a gift. She’s a very lovely figure.

19) Favorite Frankie Stein doll?

... I can’t choose. I love so many.

Of the three I own, I think the one from the graveyard picnic 2-pack is my favorite.

20) Favorite Draculaura doll?

I’m gonna have to say the ‘Dance the Fright Away’ reboot doll is my favorite Lala, with a close second of her ‘Classrooms’ doll. ‘Snow Bite’ and ‘Sweet 1600′ and ‘Sweet Screams’ are also really great.

21) Favorite Clawdeen Wolf doll?

‘Frights Camera Action’ Clawdeen.

22) Favorite Cleo de Nile doll?

The one from that 2-pack with Ghoulia that almost made it to Comic-Con but didn’t? Where Cleo is dressed in all her royal burial trappings? Love it.

23) Favorite Lagoona Blue doll?

‘Ghoul’s Night Out’ Lagoona.

24) Favorite Ghoulia Yelps doll?

Either the one from the ‘Mad Science’ 2-pack with Cleo, or the one from the ‘Scaris: city of frights’ line.

25) Favorite Spectra Vondergeist doll?

‘Picture Day’ Spectra, who’s both pretty and super spooky! A good combo!

26) Favorite Abbey Bominable doll?

Either ‘Coffin Bean’ or ‘Music Festival.’

27) Favorite Venus McFlytrapp doll?

‘Gloom and Bloom’ Venus.

28) Favorite Rochelle Goyle doll?

‘Freak du Chic’ Rochelle is super cute!

29) Favorite Operetta doll?

Either ‘Picture Day’ or ‘Monster Scaritage.’

30) Favorite Toralei Stripe doll?

I’m not really drawn to any of the Toralei dolls, honestly. But I do own one - the one from the ‘Fierce Rockers’ 2-pack with Catty, whose face I like but whose outfit I dislike.

31) Favorite Jinafire Long doll?

‘New Scaremester’ Jin.

32) Favorite Skelita Calaveras doll?

‘Monster Scaritage’ Skelita.

33) Favorite Howleen Wolf doll?

Her original doll, from the 2-pack with Clawdeen.

34) Favorite Twyla Bogeyman doll?

Either original or ‘Coffin Bean.’

35) What do you do with your dolls? (Display them, take photos of them, etc)

I usually just arrange them on a shelf in my room. I’ve also enjoyed designing and sewing outfits for them in the past, but I haven’t done that in awhile.

36) Is Monster High the only doll line you collect? Why or why not?

I co-own a Barbie collection with my sister, but MH is the most recent collection I’ve bought for.

37) Do you still collect Monster High dolls? (i.e. scour the internet and/or secondhand stores?)

I mean, if I happen to see one I like that I can afford, I might get it. But it’s not something I tend to go out of my way to look for.

38) There’s a lot of new Monster doll/toy lines out now: thoughts if any?

... Are there a lot? I honestly don’t keep track of toy lines that closely these days.

39) And finally, what’s your favorite thing about Monster High? Can be past or present!

I came for the puns and I stayed for the quirky aesthetics and outlandish character designs. And I’m still having fun with those things, even if Mattel and most of the fandom have all moved on (as evidenced by my fanarts).

#my thoughts #about me #monster high

[weirdssbfanfics]

Reading: Subpar Smush Broas Mishan Forum God 2: The REEL Sekwel! LAUREN U R DUM (Chapter Seven)

... We’re back. Almost three years later, we have a new reading ready of Despair Smash’s sequel.

To be completely fair, I was asleep the whole time.

Summary: Aftar escap frum Lauren and Katey and Mattel Fase Sara entars a jost.

... I’ve been gone for so long I forgot how to read this.

TW for rape mention, animal death.

Now, a word on the author. We here at WSSBF are well aware that “Sara” is a troll, and this is supposed to make fun of conservatives and Christians. However, we will continue this as if this was serious. Why?

Because it’s more fun, that’s why. Come on, we’ve been away for two and a half years, please let us have this one.

Also, we’ve been away for so long, that we don’t remember a ton of the characters... So that’ll be fun.

Notes: I c Obema is stil payen libruls 2 insalt my storey. Wuts wors is taht alota tham r foreners so Epona isant evan crating Amurican jibs by doen this (nut taht Obaba lieks maekin Amerken joebs becuz he gets rad of them with his hi texas on teh job craters liek my dad and also wtih job-killen regalatons).

... This was funnier before the 2016 election actually. I mean, I’m a fictional character so what do I know, but I do use the internet a lot. Farce is becoming reality and I don’t like it.

So aneyway I wantad my mom 2 let me stay hoem agen so i cold watch moar gam of throns (off coarse I didant tel her im watchen that becuz my parants dont want me 2 wach that), butt she mad me goto skool. My mom iz so meen! Butt aneyway this tim i wuz watchen and teh gay guy who wantad 2 be keen is ded now. He wuz kill by his brothar Stains and a red-hared ladey. I remamber heerin a lon tim ago that teh vershan of Christenaty they hav in Briten is caled teh Chirch off Inglend. I gess in teh chirch off Engold tehy cal God "Rylor" becuz thats wut the red-hared ladey keeped callen him. And than teh gay guys brothar tred 2 be keen and I wantad him 2 win becuz he kild the gay guy and wuz a Christen (even if he wuz teh Britash vershun of Christen witches a litol weerd) butt than he lose a big batol at teh and of sesan 2. Butt hes stil aliv so maybee he can be keen latur. Thats ho far i am rite now.

I’m gonna be completely honest with you, I neither know about nor care about Game of Thrones, so that entire paragraph would be gibberish even without the spelling errors.

Im getin board focasin on pepol otter than me in this storey nao so Im goen bak 2 me and hopfully i no enuff abot Briten now (and ill still wach the rest of Gaem off Throns so my naxt chaptars in Briten wil be evan moor akurat)

Oh, I forgot she thinks Britain is like Game of Thrones. I wonder if she thinks Lord of the Rings is a historical drama, too.

And with that, let’s begin.

CHAP 7: SARA ENTARS A JOST

Aftar I runned awey frum Lauren and Kayti and Motel Fave I fond I wuz lost in Briten. I sneeked thro a feald were pheasants wer picken craps becuz tehy wer 2 lazey 2 be nobels. 

You got that wrong!

... Let me have this one, I haven’t done this in literal years.

Anyways, the history behind why nobles are nobles is complicated to say the least, but it certainly was not because they were lazy. In fact, these guys probably worked harder than Sara ever has in her life. So... yeah.

You can tell I haven’t done this in a while. 

Sumwher in the feld I gotted turd arond and startad walken bak teh way i cum butt i didant no that until i wuz bak in Keens Landen, teh crapital of Briten. Wen I gotted ther i sawed a sine taht sed "Bluddy jost 2day 2 win a bluddy trip 2 Harey Potars skool u wankars." I desided ifi entared the jost and winned Id get 2 go2 Harey Potars skool and kill him so he coldnt teech Lauren moar majek to tune me in2 a lesban. Butt than i sawed the rools and onely nites cold entar the jost and gurls coldnt bee nites. "Ono!" I sed 2 miself.

So I was curious about this, so I Googled it, and apparently in the Middle Ages, there is some historical proof that women could be knights. Now, not sure if a 13 year old could be a knight... and wouldn’t Sara want a guy to fight for her? In her eyes, women who dress up as guys are “lesbans”, after all, so using her “logic”, wouldn’t she become the very thing she hates.

She who fights monsters... I forgot.

"Nead sum halp?" I hurd a Britash guy sed. I turnd arond and sawed it wuz Stanos frum Gaem of Throns!

I wonder how many Infinity Stones he has...

"Hi Stanass how did u no i wuz hear" I sed. "Teh red-hared ladey can see the futur by luken in fiar" Stains sed. Tahts on of the powars of teh Chirch of Eenland. I wondar if thats alos how Sholk can c tha futur. "So u no I want 2 entar the jost" I sed. "Ya and I brot sum armoire so noone wil no ur a gurl. And alos i brotted a hoarse becuz u well ned on of thos in teh jost" sed Santos. So Stinass gived me teh stuf and leev. I putted on teh armar and gotted on tha hoarse. I rided 2 wer the jost wuz. "'ello guvnuh this is were teh bluddy jost is" sed teh persan at teh gaet "wut iz ur bluddy naem." I new I had 2 cum up with a Britash naem and it had 2 bee a guy naem or eels they wodant let me in the jost. "My naem is Sur Jaems of Hose Bond" I sed.

I would’ve gone with Sir Alex of House Rider.

"That is a very bluddy Britash naem butt ur vois dosant sond Britash" sed tha gaet persan. I new I had 2 do moor 2 prov I wuz Britash. "Im vary bluddy Britash u wankar!" I sed. "Ok i gess u r bluddy Britash" sed gaet persan. 

And they didn’t notice your presumably high pitched voice how, exactly?

So I rided my hoarse in2 teh jost plase. I gotted a speer and startad riden my hoarse at a nite who wuz on his hoarse with a speer 2. I nevar wuz in a jost b4 so i wuz afeared that teh nite wuz betar then me. So i put awey teh speer and goted ot my gun. The nite wuz weerin amour so teh ballots coldnt hurt him so I shat his hoarse and the hoarse dyed and the nite felled of. I wan teh furst jost. No1 in teh awdians new wut my gun wuz so they didant no I cheeted and I gotted 2 go2 teh naxt rond. In teh next rond i wuz agenst anotter nite and i shat his hoarse 2 win 2. Than I did teh saem 4 a few moar ronds until teh final jost of teh tornymant. I gotted reedy to rid agenst my oponant butt wen I tred 2 shat his hoarse I wuz outa ballets!!! The last nite hitted me with his speer and i felled of my hoarse and lose teh jost (c Im not a marey su ifi lose sum tims).

Okay, I didn’t want to do this more than once, but I guess I have to.

You got that wrong!

First off, this blatantly contradicts the first story, where she said that the British military had muskets, which is, in fact, a type of gun! Secondly, jousting was a game of sport, not a game of murder. And third of all, even if you do lose, you are what people would consider a Mary Sue, because when you do get in trouble after losing, it gets resolved in three paragraphs or less!

Wen I felled of my hoarse my hellmat felled of my hed and everone sawed I wuz a gurl. Tehn Lauren stud up becuz she wuz in teh awdians. "Hey I no who taht is! Shes Sara and I wanna rap her!" Lauren sed.

Ah, I was wondering when we’d get that good old fashioned Rap. Also, everyone in the audience is an idiot.

She jump ot of awdians and run tords me butt I get bak on my hoarse and rid awey becuz I coldnt run fats in my armoire. Butthan Lauren taked the hoarse frum anotter nite and startad riden aftar me. I wuz shur i wold be domed! We rided arond Keens Landen on r hoarses and her hoarse seem 2 be fastar and i wuz ot of ballets so i coldnt shit her. Than sudanly Matel Fase flyed don in frant of me and grabed my hoarse with his claws and kild it and i felled on teh grond agen. Lauren gotted of her hoarse and grab me.

Serious question for a second, is Matel Fase supposed to be Master Hand? I think it is...

"Now im gona taek u 2 teh dunjun until im reedy 4 me and Kaytee 2 rap u!" So i wuz putin teh dunjun of teh palas. Ho wud i get ot of thes on?!

Now I remember why I haven’t touched this blog in over a year, and this fic specifically in two and a half... I’m going to need another long nap.

Overall Thoughts:

What do you think.

Thank every single one of you for reading this. I know we’ve been away for a long time, but I promise, me, Sonia, Kirigiri, and Mage can officially say:

We’re back!

Thanks for reading.

*Nanami*

#super smash bros #super smash brothers brawl #sm4sh #bad fanfiction #badfic #everything hurts #no concept of grammar #despair smash 2 #nanami

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answer 1-30 for the rpdr this or that please, the world needs to know! (mostly just me)

Okay, the numbers are all fucked because that’s just what my computer has decided to do, but here’s your mile-long response

AS2 or AS3?

Oh jeez, now I didn’t watch all of AS2, but I’m gonna go with that. I don’t like to think about AS3.

Season 5 or Season 6?

My initial thought was season 5 obviously, because Jinx, but then again, many of my faves also lie within season 6, so... I don’t know. Season 5, final answer.

Untucked: Aja vs. Valentina or Shangela vs. Mimi

Fuck, I can fully quote Aja vs. Fan Favorite, but Shangie vs. Mimi is SO iconic... these are hard! Aja vs. Fan Favorite

Untucked: Tammie’s Teletubbies or Laganja’s speech?

Okay, this one’s easy- Tammie’s Teletubbies 100%

Bianca Del Rio or Bob the Drag Queen?

Also easy, Bob!

Violet Chachki or Raja?

Fuck, I gotta go with Violet on this one, but truly honourable mention is Raja’s entrance.

Bebe Zahara Benet or Sasha Velour?

Jesus... Bebe started it all! I have to! But I do love Sasha

Sharon Needles or Tyra Sanchez?

Tyra. 

Chad Michaels or Trixie Mattel?

Don’t say that name in my house, I’m obviously going with Chad.

Jinx Monsoon or Alaska?

Jinx, she holds a very special place in my heart.

Lipsync assassins: Coco Montrese or Peppermint?

Peppermint, I return to Macho Man every night so she stays alive in my dreams.

Lipsync assassin’s: Kennedy or Trinity K. Bonet?

Ooooooo fuck, TKB fucking killed it in Every Woman, but like... Kennedy had some very iconic lip syncs too. I’m goin with both

Lipsync assassins: Jujubee or Chi Chi?

I can’t do this one either! Shake Your Love is one of my favorites, but Call Me is also one! Both again

Lil Poundcake or Orancia?

Fuck dude, Ornacia. She’s too iconic, I’m sorry

Bob’s Purse or Monet’s Sponges?

How could you even ask me this? Monet makes me feel so many fucking emotions, I literally fucking cried when she went home, full tears. I have to go with sponges, I’m sorry Bob I love you baby

Violet’s Death Becomes Her or Aquaria’s Mermaid?

Aquaria’s mermaid... I know I’m getting skinned alive for this but it was fucking COOL DUDE, AND IT WAS A STATEMENT ON THE ENVIRONMENT AND THE STATE OF THE OCEANS HER MIND

Vivenne vs Honey or Miss Fame vs Pearl

Miss Fame vs Pearl, I’m sorry but the arms mixed with Fame’s dress at the end when it bubbled up around her sides when she crouched, I can’t

Lipsyncs: MacArthur Park or Shut Up and Drive?

Oh ffkfffffkcvukc I DON’T KNOW THE BRACELET IT’S SO FUCKING ICONIC I CAN’T ANSWER THIS ONE

Lipsyncs: So Emotional or This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)?

Okay, So Emotional was BIG. Right? But This Will Be was so fucking CRISP it should be taught in schools across the globe, it’s dare I say, one of the most perfect examples of a lip sync, Latrice had it right, I’m goin with This Will Be I’M SORRY

Double splits: Joslyn & Laganja or Eureka & Kameron

Joslyn and Laganja, that was so fucking good

Chad Michael’s Cher or Alexis Michelle’s Liza?

Don’t. I can’t bear to part with either, I loved Liza, but Cher was really somethin

Aquaria’s Milania or Dela’s Maggie Smith?

Dela’s Maggie Smith, that’s a fave right there

Alaska’s Mae West or Jinx’s Little Edie?

Okay Little Edie was so fucking good to me because I actually knew who Little Edie was because my mom made me watch Grey Gardens when I was like 14, so this performance like, solidified Jinx as one of my absolute favorite queens on the planet, I have to go with Jinx.

Carson Kresley or Ross Matthews?

If anyone actually prefers Carson over Ross that’s a problem that they have to sort themselves, I love Carson for the reaction pics he provides but in all other areas, Ross is my boy

Miz Cracker and Bob or Sharon and Aquaria?

Bob and Cracker

Willams exit or Dela’s AS3 exit?

Don’t.

Shade: The Rusical or Cher: The Unauthorized Rusical?

Shade, obviously

Pharmarusical or Kardashians: The Rusical?

Kardashians, sorryboutit

Bitch Perfect or Glamazonian Airways?

I think that Glamazonian Airways is an underrated performance, so that bitch

Shakesqueer or Scream Queens?

Fuck, absolute trainwreck or “.......................your mother scrubs decks in hell”? Truly, who’s to say? That’s all folks sorry this is really fucking long