Made a “if you know them, what would they choose?” In picsart for queer DC moments of media I enjoyed. And I thought I did share this here too.
The John Constantine tie one is weirdly worded bc I did this in little to no time. It was meant to say that he was shown with his pride flag for the first time in 30 years. Yea anyway.
Bc some are hard to read or understand ask for context. If you wanna.
Y/N walked towards the blonde-haired man in the tan trench coat. He was sitting on a park bench watching the birds pick at the fallen bread crumbs left by old ladies. "Hello, Constantine."
The man turned towards him and narrowed his eyes. "Hello, Pillock." He then smirked slightly.
"So this is what you do now? A powerful warlock, who watches birds in the park?"
"Ah, fuck off." John Constantine said.
"I can't. I need your help."
"What kind of help?" John Constantine lit a cigarette and put it between his lips as he took a long drag and exhaled. Y/N watched the smoke go up and evaporate and waved the smell away.
"Magical. My boyfriend, Dick Grayson is under a curse and I need your help to break it." Y/N said.
"And why should I help you?"
"Because if you don't, I'll magic your testicles to another dimension and feed them to Etrigan."
(Not only Queer DC Fans tbh also a lot of straight people who are homophobe but for whatever reason i've seen so many queer people hate on him. Everytime. Mostly when he gets a DC pride storyline.)
Also the people who treat him like his poltitcs are unimportant to his character and mischaracterise him with "Oh yes he's going to be a good father for super child xy" are on my watch list. Like he's canonically an alcoholic and got his one son who was already traumtised to kill a person. Thats the person you want to be a father for people? The one who got Timothy Hunter almost eaten alive by cannibals??? Be serious. I dont apologise him for his actions, he's literally meant to be a shit, i still hold him accountable and reflect on his actions. His main DC characterisation is flawed and brings me so much pain when it was so perfect within parts of his original run.
I really needed to get this rent out of my system.