#mary jo pehl

[mst3kgifs]

Sometimes I think I lie because I'm evil.

#mst3k #mystery science theater 3000 #mike nelson #pearl forrester #michael j nelson #mary jo pehl #time chasers

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

MST3K 804 | The Deadly Mantis | 1997

#MST3K #Mary Jo Pehl #Pearl Forrester #The Deadly Mantis #outer space #van #Satellite of Love #The Widowmaker #practical effects #hammersmith horror #road trip #on my way

[aliceindaisychains999]

Losing my mind on these photos from my MST3K DVD (The Giant Gila Monster)

#mystery science theater 3000 #mst3000 #mst3k #joel hodgson #mike nelson #crow t. robot #mary jo pehl #tom servo #crow t robot #GPC #joel #kevin murphy #bill corbett #frank conniff #trace beaulieu

[outofcontextrifftrax]

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have bumbling to do.

Mary Jo Pehl, Sherlock Holmes and the House of Fear

#submission #RiffTrax #Mary Jo Pehl #Sherlock Holmes and the House of Fear

[jamieaiken919]

poor brain guy lmao

#mystery science theater 3000 #mst3k #pearl forrester #observer #mary jo pehl #bill corbett

[general-sleepy]

[Video Description: A scene from Sherlock Holmes and The Woman in Green with riffing by Mary Jo Pehl and Bridget Nelson.

Moriarty (Henry Daniell) enters Holmes' rooms, while Holmes (Basil Rathbone) plays the violin.

Mary Jo: I'm here on behalf of the whole building to smash your violin.

Holmes looks over his shoulder, stops playing, then stands.

Bridget: *laughing nervously* Sorry, I'm a little nervous. I've never done this Tinder thing before.

Holmes: Oh, Professor Moriarty. Not that I wish to appear inquisitive, but to what am I indebted for the pleasure of this visit? Scotland Yard will be interested.

They walk together.

Mary Jo: *speaking over Moriarty* They didn't appreciate the flaming bag of dog poo you left them.

Moriarty: …think that I am dead in Montevideo. I never dreamed of fooling you.

Holmes: Thank you.

Moriarty: The thought occurs to me, Mr. Holmes…

Bridget: *speaking over Moriarty* That perhaps I've pulled my pants up too high.

(His pants are pulled up extremely high).

Moriarty: You are very comfortably fixed here, aren't you? *inhales* As I…

Mary Jo: *speaking over Moriarty* I feel like he's working up to selling him Whole Life or something.

Holmes: Oh, I beg your pardon. Won't you sit down?

Moriarty: *in a weirdly robotic tone* Thank you.

Bridget: *mimicking his voice* I, a normal, casual human, would many enjoy to sitting now.

They sit in armchairs facing each other.

Mary Jo: Uh, like this? Am I doing it right?

Holmes: Mr. Moriarty, what can I do for you?

Moriarty: Everything that I have to say to you has already crossed your mind.

Holmes: And my answer has no doubt crossed yours.

Moriarty: That's final?

Holmes: What do you think?

Bridget: Well, I think we're broken up!

Holmes: I shall not rest until you are hanged for the finger murders.

(Mary Jo gasps)

Moriarty: You've no proof, you know.

He uses his walking stick to part the curtains and look out a window. Holmes watches him.

Holmes: No, not a shred.

Mary Jo: *speaking over Moriarty* But I've been saying my daily affirmations and believe in myself more than ever!

Moriarty: You could. If you did, you'd never see Dr. Watson again.

Bridget: *delighted* Really?! That'd be awesome!

Mary Jo: Yeah, no downside.

Holmes: I rather assumed you had taken some such precaution. *stands up*Or, I should have snatched up a revolver and indulged in a fit of heroics when you came in.

Moriarty: Very smart, aren't you?

He stands up.

Mary Jo: *speaking over Holmes* Sick of being judged by my big brain and not my beautiful butt.

Holmes: ...I should have anticipated you. But! If any harm comes to Dr. Watson, I shall seek you out.

Bridget: He's like a blind, helpless kitten, you know that.

Moriarty: No harm will come to Dr. Watson this time. But I can't answer for the future. Mr. Holmes, I should strongly advise you to drop this case.

Holmes: Don't be silly.

Moriarty: Think it over.

Mary Jo: *speaking over Moriarty* There's a Massage Envy gift certificate in it for you.

Moriarty: You hope to place me on the gallows. I tell you I shall never stand upon the gallows. But! If you are instrumental in any way in bringing about my destruction…

Bridget: *speaking over Moriarty* Oh, you're gonna get such a pinch!

Moriarty: …Your satisfaction.

They walk towards the door.

Holmes: Then we shall walk together through the gates of eternity, hand-in-hand.

Mary Jo: *breathless* Oh!

Moriarty: What a charming picture that would make.

Holmes: Yes, wouldn't it? You know, I really think it might be worth it.

Moriarty leaves.

Mary Jo: Ooh, now that is weapons-grade flirting, right there!

(Bridget laughs)

End Description]

#rifftrax #sherlock holmes #the woman in green #mary jo pehl #bridget nelson #cannot recommend their sherlock holmes riffs highly enough #woman in green is on tubi #then they did four others three of which are on rifftrax friends #forewarning that they *hate* watson

[shoeboxtheater]

I designed this Backglass for my MST3K "Pinball Peril" Visual Pinball Table. The game is free to download at VPforums.org with a working setup of VPX and PinMame.

#mst3k #mysterysciencetheater3000 #artists on tumblr #illustration #concept art #bad cinema #bad movies #video games #bring back mst3k #joel hodgson #mikenelson #trace beaulieu #frank conniff #jonah ray #kevin murphy #bill corbett #mary jo pehl #pinball games #pinball art

[nerds-yearbook]

The first DVD release of Cinematic Titanic occured at midnight on December 21, 2007 at midnight. Cinematic Titanic was created by Mystery Science Theater 3000 creator Joel Hodgson. The project allowed him to continue to riff movies with MST3K alumni Trace Beaulieu, Frank Coniff, Mary Jo Pehl, and J Elvis Weinstein (all of whom protrayed the Mads on MST3K). Besides the produced shows, they also started doing a live touring show where they riffed movies live. The first release was of the Oozing Skull (aka The Brain of Blood). ("The Oozing Skull" Cinematic Titanic Event)

#nerds yearbook #real life event #first appearance #december #2007 #cinematic titanic #sci fi tv #mst3k #joel hodgson #trace beaulieu #frank conniff #mary jo pehl #j elvis weinstein #riffing #the oozing brain #b movie #the brain of blood

[52booksproject]

Book 25 dumb, dumb, dumb

Time for another theme book and since it's November, which is about family and Turkey Day, I chose dumb, dumb, dumb: My Mother's Book Reviews by Mary Jo Pehl (pronounced Peel) of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (see? Turkey Day!) and The Mary Jo Pehl Show fame.

The premise of the book is that Mary Jo's mother passed away a few years ago and she inherited a box of index cards that her mother, a voracious reader, reviewed books on. The book is a mix of these terse book reviews and Mary Jo's memories of her mother. First off, it wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. Don't get me wrong- when the book wants to be funny it kills. But it is also a memoir about her mother's death so there are poignant parts and sad parts to the book as well. But a lot of laughs as well, of course. It's just not pure comedy.

A typical review reads "When Wind Blows; Patterson, James; 5/10; Children of illegal experiments who could fly. Not much of a thriller- kind of dumb." and often the reviews are themed with what Mary Jo is writing about her mother. A lot of the memories are food/eating themed as it was a favorite activity of young Mary Jo, apparently to her mother's distaste who dragged her to Weight Watchers meetings when Mary Jo was a child!?! (Ok, elephant in the room- her mother seems really mean sometimes and did stuff I'm not sure I could have forgiven personally, but perhaps if I shared everything my mother did Mary Jo might wonder how I still have a pleasant relationship with my mother now. We all have our traumas and only we know how to process them. Plus I'm sure death changes everything sometimes.)

Overall, it's a funny, sad, maddening, and crazy ride through a Midwest life.

BEST LINE: "How could I - who considered the AP Style Manual and The Elements of Style summer beach reads - have possibly been born of the loins of someone who used greengrocer apostrophes?"

SHOULD YOU READ THIS BOOK: If you like to laugh, or cry, or feel all sorts of emotions I'd definitely recommend it. It's a MUST read for any MST3K fan for sure, but even if you aren't I think it has real value.

ART PROJECT:

Ok, so a main story is that Mary Jo once ate the family's cheesecake (just one more bite- oh, gotta even it out - oh it's gone...) and her mom immediately accused her out of all the family staying there. Mary Jo indignantly denied it until the day her mother died. Human Duplicators, episode 420 (heh heh) of Mystery Science Theater 3000, has an invention exchange where Frank and Forrester get the sillies over a William Conrad Fridge Alert system that lets you know if William Conrad (of Rocky & Bullwinkle and Jake and the Fatman fame) and ONLY William Conrad is breaking into your fridge. I thought this would be the perfect alibi for Mary Jo and drew it.

#dumb dumb dumb #book reviews #memoir #mystery science theater 3000 #MST3K #william conrad #mary jo pehl #dumb industries #52books #52booksproject

[thesmilingfish]

In anticipation of the next upcoming episode of The Mary Jo Pehl Show, join original Mystery Science Theater 3000 writer & cast member Mary Jo Pehl as she watches a never-before-seen-by-her movie, along with YOU, on Twitch!

This month's movie: THE SNOOP SISTERS: A BLACK DAY FOR BLUEBEARD (1974)

THIS EVENT WILL NOT BE OFFERED AS A DOWNLOAD FOR LATER. The only way to watch this event will be to watch the live broadcast on Tuesday, October 18 @ 8pm ET / 7pm CT.

Watch and subscribe to The Mary Jo Pehl Show on Twitch with new episodes every fourth Tuesday @ 8pm ET / 7pm CT!

This is a free event. RSVP to receive email reminders.

#MST3K #mary jo pehl #vincent price #the snoop sisters

[dinersaturn]

#cinematic titanic #Mary Jo Pehl #astral factor #funny #mst3k

[mst3kgifs]

Sure do. Good night, Pearl.

#mst3k #mystery science theater 3000 #mike nelson #pearl forrester #crow t robot #michael j nelson #mary jo pehl #time chasers

[randimason]

#rifftrax #shorts #thanksgiving #let’s talk turkey #bridget nelson #mary jo pehl #Youtube

[blogofblogofblogs]

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 1997 Year of Days calendar - Signed by Bill Corbett, Mary Jo Pehl, Paul Chaplin, Michael J. Nelson and a fifth I can't identify (the top left one starting with the letter 'J' - it doesn't match any Joel Hodgson autograph I can find. Jim Mallon, perhaps?) - (scanned from my personal collection)

#mystery science theater 3000 #mst3k #calendar #autographed #1997

[outofcontextrifftrax]

"See: teenage girls thrust into the weird pulsating cage of horror!"

Mary Jo Pehl, Junior Prom

#RiffTrax #Mary Jo Pehl #Junior Prom #The Teenagers

[fireballil]

#mst3k #wizards of the lost kingdom II