#markiplier quotes

[dino-boyo-agere]

I thought it might be fun to send this clip to friends/ people, whenever I'm regressed and they ask what I'm doing lmao

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I also took this screenshot (you can use it as a pfp)

It's all from this Markiplier video! [timestamp is 44:30]

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[catmadeofsalad]

Beelzebub: Make pie, not love.

Asmodeus: well... no

MC: Sex is great, but you ever have a pie?

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me beelzebub #om! beelzebub #obey me beel #beel x reader #om! asmodeus #obey me asmodeus #asmodeus x reader #asmodeus x mc #beelzebub x mc #quote: markiplier #markiplier #markiplier makes #markiplier quotes

[icentertainer]

#Markiplier once said #Markiplier #markiplier quotes

[marvelmyriad]

markiplier Resident Evil: Village quotes as ask memes - PART 2:

well that was a wasted bullet, sorry

that was probably a mistake, i don't care though, whatever

this is where my adhd is really going to come in handy

all right come here you bastards, i know how to block now

oh, get stabbed

you're gonna get a face full of stab if you keep that up

i'm gonna use that the shotgun

you think i can't kill you with a knife, i can.  i'm probably going to have to

good thing he doesn't pull out his machete that would really be an advantage for him

unfortunately for him my arms are super sturdy

can i block with a gun? i can, okay. hey bud!

that's dope as hell, is there vodka in it?

i was in stealth mode, how dare you?

i want to save my gunpowder because i'm insane

maybe you should have locked it

you all right?  you need a knife to plug up that wound?

if it's just the one of you i shall stab thee, if it's two i am going to run away

oh i didn't think there were so many of you

okay watch this, you want to see something sick?  watch this watch this, watch this sickness

am i supposed to be able to shoot all these guys?  because i'm about to run out of bullets

you're gonna pay for that one in dividends

well money has value depending on who you ask otherwise it might just be rocks

okay so i something tells me i'm probably not supposed to try to kill all these dudes

hold on i gotta get more bullets

well that's good for me and bad for you

oh well good thing i killed all those dudes because otherwise they would have absolutely murdered you both, but i'm a hero

why is there chem fluid in the bathroom?

seems like you actually know how to lock things

yeah, you get far in life like that

look, i'm doing all the work here, if you want to sit in the house

there's so much blood, oh god

oh, maybe step out of the way of the gun

okay cool, just wanted to type out my life story real quick

don't mind if i look at all your things do you?  all right here i go, um ah, very interesting…

i wonder if this is all the places where there's like, secret stuff

who's talking to me?

you should put your faith in someone taller someone more uh, robust, powerful-powerful is really the word that we're all thinking of

whatever dude, you want to go outside?

uh okay sounds really convincing

that was a spell just to get the tea going

I have a gun, i ha- i have a gun, i have a gun, i got a gun

that voice sounded familiar

well uh you didn't do enough of the right thing

okay well that's fine this entire place is collapsing yeah, well, we'll be safe in here

no we're getting out of here together you and me, bestie, we're besties now, come on

yeah you know i gotta go, everything's on fire

but how about that cup of tea?

all right well i'm leaving and you can stay if you want i guess

what the hell do i do? am i stupid?

the answer is no, but also you guys probably got a wrong answer because you're stupid and said yes, so really who's this stupid one?  might be you

let's move, come on bestie, we got this.

let's go and try not to breathe in the smoke

uh oh i shouldn't have said something like that because that guarantees death

yep here's the guaranteed death

well that seemed unnecessarily dramatic.  if only you were nine feet tall, you could have reached me

i get that that one was very tragic but there was everything she could have done to prevent her doom

i feel like she would be screaming in agony from the fire burning

if only she knew about what a window was

good god i smacked my wound hand

i know i should feel like more remorseful but to be perfectly honest, that was a bit ridiculous

it's my fault for saying the magic words that gets people killed

oh hey, old bag of rats

all right man that was a toughie

nothing but blood and death

apparently i'm just i'm a badass

that wasn't cold at all, i'm fine

just taking a little soak, cleaning myself off, i want to be respectable and presentable

hey what's up? oh didn't think anyone was left, you must be pretty tough, huh?

you're not local, even better

oh i'm sorry, the metal spike in my chest is a little whine-inducing

i'm used to this, i run for my life like, a lot

oh wow this is just cruel

hey thanks for the money and the ammo

you didn't even take my gun, you amateur

do they not have cameras here? probably not, they only got an extremely intricate system of spinning blades why would they have cameras anyway?

extra baggage, okay, emotional or otherwise

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

all right, i got a dope ass gun

yeah, i'm sure that was nothing

oh, i'm just gonna let you do that apparently

how many horrific stab wounds have i sustained?

ow, that's my wound hand

this is not a sexual thing, it's about power right?

#rp memes #markiplier quotes #resident evil: village playthrough #rp meme quotes #markiplier quotes rp meme

[rosered-schneeweisschens-sis]

#distractible #memes #reference #dont know how many fans are on tumblr but i’ll test the waters #markiplier #lordminion777 #muyskerm #mark fischbach #wade barnes #bob muyskens #distractible podcast #tumblr polls #podcasts #podcast meme #podcast quotes #markiplier quotes #lordminion777 quotes

[quoteiplier]

"Markussy."

- @markiplier

#I'M CRYING #markiplier #quote iplier #quoteiplier #quote-iplier #funny quotes #markiplier quotes

[angelfiresworld]

did these awhile ago lol

#old web trinketbox #blinkies #youtube blinkies #youtuber blinkies #markiplier jokes #markiplier quotes #muyskerm #lordminion777 #raft game #old web #old web graphics #old web gif #old web aesthetic

[glitch-1983]

#markiplier #trombone champ #markiplier quotes

[strangechildproductions]

More work doodles....

And now some DJ, Moon, Monty and sometimes Bonnie play video games ( it's more Markiplier quotes with other people saying stuff I thought was appropriate shhh )

#fnaf security breach #djmm #moon #fnaf security breach au #sun #monty gator #glamrock bonnie #markiplier quotes

[grimalkinmessor]

My Top Ten Favorite Markiplier Quotes ✨

"If I see anyone sneaking corpses into their soup, I'm gonna dock your pay."

"You don't need to worry about me. I just need to worry about me. And don't the yELLING. I YELL WHEN I'M NERVOUS!"

"Did your wife leave you? BUBBLES!"

"I solemnly swear that I will not allow my rage to consume me. That though I may crush my enemies and conquer that which I set out to conquer, and destroy that which I have set out to destroy, I shall not let my animalistic nature take over my better sense of self. This I swear, and may my oath-siblings hold me accountable for the rage that will burn through me like an inferno from the deepest depths of hell."

"YoU nEeD tO dO mUlTiPlE cOwOrS—there's multiple colors in this one! ...I'm sorry."

"Why are you shouting!? ... YOU'RE STILL SHOUTING!!"

*to the tune of Gaston* "I'm especially good at E-JAC-U-LATING—"

"You wanna run that by me again??"

"No! Nope nope nope, nuh uh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I'm—no. No. You think I'm just gonna put up with that bull? No! No. No! I'm not gonna put up with it! I'm not gonna put up with it, I'm drawing the line in the sand, no! I REFUSE! NO! N. O. MEANS! NO!!!"

"Make him shorter than me. Don't make me taller, I'm good where I am, but make him shorter."

#markiplier #markiplier quotes #i havent been able to watch him lately it makes me sad #quotes

[8picklesinatrenchcoat]

"A roly poly ain't a cannoli, it's just a bug!" - Markiplier 2023

#markiplier #markiplier quotes #distractible #one of us speaks in riddles #one of us speaks in rhymes #this is deep

[nobodiesheartlessshitblog45]

How Dear You Break Reality When I'm In Middle Of Breaking Reality!

Markiplier 2023

#markiplier #markiplier quotes #markiplier community

[icentertainer]

new most relatable markiplier quote

“im gonna go cry a lot, and then im gonna kick some ass”

#Markiplier quote #markiplier #markiplier quotes

[marvelmyriad]

out-of-context markiplier Resident Evil: Village quotes as ask memes - PART 1:

man we drink a lot of wine in this house

yeah well you know the the moral of the story is um there's nothing free in life so don't assume there will be

why did they cover the mirror up to save resources or to save me from looking at myself?

oh okay weird uh uh i do not like the look of this baby

that's horribly cringy

okay well he said no can't do anything

probably means that the baby uh ain't so normal

definitely more important than this very urgent conversation yeah that's definitely a priority

you really just gotta ask who is this i think that if it was a secure channel you would stop talking and then hang up immediately

i'm gonna ignore that oh yeah i'ma ignore that definitely a whole lot of nothing

yep whole lot of nothing, weird growls in the forest

hmm this is uh normal um very normal

i think it just decided to be quiet now

to be perfectly honest i'm-i'm very disappointed. i'm like exceptionally disappointed

absolutely nothing in there was useful

i love fiddling with random crap as soon as i enter someone else's home

blood's a good sign

hey i'm not robbing you i am looking through all your stuff but i just like to observe

so i am i am kind of questioning why i came out

your friends are all dead you might want to run away

all right so i'm not gonna bother with it

someone want to tell me what my grand mission is

good thing he's a bad shot

oh no…they're coming

well there he go, goodbye friend

do you need to say all this out loud, is this necessary?

well that's a bad start

am i infected now? oh my god, holy crap!

okay well you got more life in you, a little more pep in your step

all right that took a lot of bullets

good thing my hand is missing

maybe double tap just in case

all right well i am bleeding profusely, maybe i shouldn't have come back in

maybe coming back in was a good idea

that's fine that's totally fine, i'm going to try to kill the next one with a knife

i just want to get used to the idea of killing things with knives because i'm going to have to do it when i run out of ammo which is going to be soon

what did you deliver that for me like a cat thinking that i can't hunt for myself?

they're robots that's the secret truth behind all this they is actually robots

yeah when they see me explode their friend's head, i think they all were dissuaded from their course of action

all right okay well i guess it's all done now i guess i'm free to go that's what i'm gonna do i'm leaving

oh no they have weapons

all right buddy looks like it's time for me to kick ass and…kick ass, and hide i'm a bitch, i'm very cowardly

i'm so stealthy

where am i going?  why is there arrows shooting?

i can't go that way that's all locked up

oh my god okay well this is uh bad for me um-holy shit

i legitimately have no idea where i'm supposed to go, i truly do not know, i am in pain

you know you're tall but uh quite tall enough you know not tall enough for me to really respect you

#rp meme #roleplay meme #markiplier quotes #resident evil: village playthrough

[holycrimin]

Ninjago characters as markiplier quotes (+other ytubers) part 2!

Part 1

_________

[Doing a try not to laugh challenge]

Jay: Can you help me find my dad?

Zane, mouth filled with water: *Points to Kai*

Kai: ...Son?

Jay: ...no.

Kai: ..Oh-

[Kai and Jay burst out laughing, while Zane struggles to keep his composure]

_________

Kai: Better take my keys out.

Kai: Don't want people to think I have a dick!

_________

[Playing FNaF]

Cole: so the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games-

[Gets jumpscared]

_________

[7 second challenge]

Zane: say something creepy related to cereal.

Jay, whispering: this cereal is gunna go right in my fucking asshole...

Cole: That's not really creepy.

Zane: that's not creepy..

Kai: I'm not creeped out.

Zane: the way you said it was kind of creepy, but what you said wasn't creepy.

Jay: you wouldn't be creeped out if you walked in a room, and you saw some dude staring at cereal and said: "i'm gunna put you right in my asshole"??

Zane: I wouldn't be creeped out i'd be concerned.

Kai, laughing: 'Sir! That's the wrong end!'

_________

Lloyd: Hey siri!

Lloyd: Call us daddy!

Siri: I don't see a father in your contacts.

Kai: pPFFT–

Lloyd, about to lose it: ...WELLL... ABOUT THAT...

__________

-im probs gunna add something if i remember it lol

#ninjago #lego ninjago #zane julien #cole brookstone #kai smith #jay walker #markiplier #markiplier quotes

[quoteiplier]

"Hey, I'm trending... Stop that."

- @markiplier (it is my birthday.)

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