*The fam is over at Tim’s apartment*
Jason: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Tim: …No…
Tim, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Jason, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Dick: I see a-
Tim, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Jason: Oh, well I-
Tim: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Tim, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Dick: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Steph: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Tim: Now I’ve just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don’t have to roshambo nothin!
Tim: I am a man who owns four ovens…
Tim, louder and way too happy: I am a man who owns FOUR OVENS…
Tim: I didn’t know I was so rich with ovens…
Jason, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Steph: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- five ovens!
Tim:
Tim, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Beelzebub: Make pie, not love.
Asmodeus: well... no
MC: Sex is great, but you ever have a pie?
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That one bit in Markiplier Makes when Ethan says
"Do you ever just give up completely"
That's on my echolalia
Actually tbh that whole 99 iq I just quote shit from that on a daily basis
"why are you over minding your business bitch???"
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markiplier makes you will always be famous
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(i have no reason for this poll. im watching markiplier makes and everyone keeps being relatable so. poll time lmao)
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It's sometimes helps to see that even Markiplier, charisma man himself, still stumbles over his words sometimes.
Like just don't worry about it, no one speaks perfectly 100% of the time. It's helped
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My favorite quote as an ace person is
"Sex is great but you ever have a pie?"
- Ethan, Markiplier Makes: Pie
I think it's self-explanatory to say I relate to this on a spiritual level.
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Mark threw sand on amy :(
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You mouth-jaculated all over my dick!!
Markiplier 2017
(from Markiplier Makes: Cake)
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HOW WAS THIS 4 YEARS AGO???
I'm getting so old godamnit.
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Mark: What is Easter about.
Eef: The death of Christ
Mark: I thought it was the resurrection-
Happy holidays guys :)
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he was really about to use a knife to cut a raw egg
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