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wfodicks · 4 months
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#658: SALTBURN AND THE REDNECK AGENDA
Mike, Travis and Drunk discuss the following topics…. The King of Cola rates Inca Kola “The Golden Cola”: 7.8 Ric Flair is selling a bunch of stuff… deez nuts mother mother vs. post malone marinating/first dates….. ai news drunk vegas stories…. potw: saltburn/eat the rich: the gamestop saga/equalizer 3 well, bye. https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/rrxx26/wfod011424x.mp3
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ciggarettedaydream · 7 months
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my biggest fear is being fat tbh
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lucysweatslove · 2 years
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09.10.2022 // spring mix salad with celery, carrot, cucumber, tomato, mixed berries, and tofu, tossed in a toasted sesame dressing
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maple-tree-hills · 2 months
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Percy Jackson AU where instead of Poseidon being absent in Percy’s life, he helps raise him. But Percy doesn’t know his dad is Poseidon. He thinks Peter Johnson is a marine biologist and a fisherman who is frequently on long business trips for his job. Maybe Sally and Poseidon are divorced, and she marries Smelly Gabe or maybe they’re still together, who knows.
Just, instead of Percy being in anger at the gods for neglecting their children he’s in disbelief that his very normal father is Poseidon. They go on fishing trips together all the time and he dresses like a tacky Hawaiian tourist. Not a god. He refuses to believe this despite Grover being a satyr, and Mr. Brunner being a centaur.
I’m not sure if Percy should know all of the gods or not. Maybe he knows Mr. D already as Cousin Dexter. Cousin Dexter has shown up a couple of times in his life. He’s a devil for the drink and a known alcoholic, so why is he at this weird camp playing cards with Grover and Mr. Brunner? And they start talking about the gods and demigods again. And Mr. D calls him ‘mortal.’ And Percy’s like yeah, no Cousin Dexter has had a bit too much to drink despite the fact that he can’t smell any alcohol on him, and he’s only been drinking Diet Coke. Percy switches subjects as to why Mr. D isn’t drinking any alcohol. Apparently, his father won’t let him drink alcohol anymore and is forcing him to work at this summer camp. Percy is happy to hear this because at least someone isn’t having Cousin Dexter’s shit anymore.
Then they switch gears back into the conversion about gods existing and he’s sure Grover, or Mr. Brunner, or Mr. D will say sike, but none of them do. They all seriously believe in the gods. Well Percy is stubborn and won’t be convinced this easily.
And then he finds out that Hades stole the master bolt and has his mother, and he’s like uncle Hector? Uncle Hector is a god of the underworld? And he has my mother and stole Zeus’s lightning bolt? No way. Uncle Hector lives in LA and works at a music producing studio. He is not the god of the underworld. He is not Hades, this is insane and Percy does not appreciate being punked. He’ll admit some supernatural stuff is real because a minatur killed his mom, but being a demigod no way.
And they keep telling Percy about the family drama and he’s still in disbelief. All he knows about uncle Zane is that his father is not on good terms with him. There’s no way uncle Zane who his father HATES, who works in the Empire State Building is Zeus. There’s just no way.
And then he finds out about the Big Three and forbidden children thing. And he goes ‘That can’t be true uncle Hector has two kids: cousin Bianca and cousin Nico.’ And he just accidentally spoils to everyone that Hades has not kept his end of the pact about fathering more mortal children.
And then they’re on the road going through quests fighting against Alecto again, Echidna, and Medusa and Percy still can’t believe the gods are real.
It isn’t until he gets to the underworld that he starts believing. There seated on a dark throne surrounded by skeletons is Uncle Hector? Uncle Hector is actually Hades? He’s freaking out he’s never seen his uncle this way before. He’s terrifying and keeps demanding this Helm of Darkness thing in exchange for his mother. Where’s Nico he wants to hang out with his cousin?
And maybe Percy sasses him because what the heck uncle Hector sending furies after your nephew and holding your sister-in-law hostage and accusing your nephew of theft is not cool. And things for the most part will proceed like they do in the book for the most part. I could see Hades when he’s pretending to be a human behaving similarly to Jay Duplass’s portrayal of him in the TV show. Just a comical uncle who is most certainly not lord of the underworld.
(I’ve only seen the TV and I’ve almost finished the first book so far, but I do know Hades has two kids named Bianca and Nico)
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islandtarochips · 2 months
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Call of Duty OC: Kanoa Toa 🇦🇸
The Captain of the US Marine Corps and the Leader of the Warriors Task Force. A man who has confidence for his team that they will protect and save the people from any threats. A funny guy to keep you smiling in any serious situations. And it questions everyone of how he became CAPTAIN with that kind of attitude.
General:
🇦🇸 Name: Kanoa Toa 🇦🇸 Alias(es): Noa, Alpha 6, Toa, Captain Funnypants (Only Tiala can call him that) 🇦🇸 Gender: Male 🇦🇸 Age: Early 30s 🇦🇸 Birthday: April 1st 🇦🇸 Nationality: United State National (American Samoa) 🇦🇸 Place of Birth: American Samoa 🇦🇸 Home: Kahaluu, Hawaii (Living with his sister) 🇦🇸 Spoken Languages: English, Samoan 🇦🇸 Sexuality: Heterosexual 🇦🇸 Occupation: Captain in the Marine Corps, Leader of the Warriors Task Force
Appearance:
🇦🇸 Eye Color: Dark Brown  🇦🇸 Hair Color: Black 🇦🇸 Height: 6’2”/187 cm 🇦🇸 Scars: Scar on his chest, back and on left side of his hips. 🇦🇸 Face Claim: Alex Tarrant
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Favorites:
🇦🇸 Color: Any Shades of Green 🇦🇸 Food: Any Samoan Food 🇦🇸 Drink: Diet Coke 🇦🇸 Flower: Not into flowers but will get some for the pretty ladies 🇦🇸 Hairstyle: His hair are short so…don’t know what hairstyle he likes🤷
Personality:
🇦🇸 Myers Briggs Type: ESFP If you think that Kanoa is the kind of Captain who is VERY serious. You guessed wrong. First time meeting, when you salute him first and he’ll do it back. And give you a big HUG (He’s a hugger by the way). He will be the first responder without even THINKING. Like going into the battlefield not caring of other dangers but focusing on one main thing. Just like Tiala, he chooses his words carefully since he doesn’t want to upset or offend other people. He’s also an older brother figure for his comrades. Since he always bail them out from any troubles that they have caused. But he still needs to think of a punishment if they went TOO far. 🇦🇸 Hilarious: Kanoa is the most FUNNIEST guy you will ever met. He will always find a way to bring up some ridiculous story or jokes to his team. And they’ll laugh with him. And sometimes AT him too. 🇦🇸 Strong Common Sense: Even though Kanoa is the funniest and the nicest guy you’ve met. Don’t think that you can take him down so easily. He has good common sense. He trusts his own judgment but is open to other suggestions.
Negative Traits:
🇦🇸 Kanoa always so prideful for his team and his own work. You can hear him bragging about the good thing about himself for HOURS. 🇦🇸 Good at hiding of his pain (mentally). He also has “Smiling Depression”. Smiling in front of everyone making them think that he’s alright but on the inside he’s just a stressful Captain. 🇦🇸 Kanoa is like Tiala when it comes to deal with an enemy who has family. 🇦🇸 Kanoa is another one of those TERRIBLE driver. He can drive perfectly in a very calm state but when you ask him to speed up. This man will just ZIG-ZAG left and right.
Skills and Abilities:
🇦🇸 Fighting Style: Hand-to-Hand Combat 🇦🇸 Weapons: M4A1, HK416 and M550 🇦🇸 Distinct Weapons: Fixed Blade Dagger 🇦�� Special Skills: Has a good sense of improvising last minute. Like, when a mission goes wrong and it doesn’t go as planned; Captain Kanoa Toa got your back by finding another way around  to finish it.
Family:
Nakoa Loe Toa (Father, Alive)
Elei Toa (Mother, Alive)
Hōne Toa (1st Older Brother, Deceased)
Sami Toa (2nd Older Brother, Alive)
Serah Toa (Sister-in-Law, Samis’s Wife, Alive)
Penny Toa (Niece, Sami’s Daughter, Alive)
Dinah Toa (Niece, Sam’s Baby Daughter, Alive)
Rangi Toa (3rd Older Brother, Alive)
Tiala Toa (6th Younger Sister, Alive)
Hemi Toa (5th Younger Brother, Alive)
Iosefa Toa (4th Younger Brother, Alive)
Tamah Toa (3rd Younger Brother, Alive)
Fetu Fetuao Toa (2nd Younger Brother, Alive)
Iona and Kiona Toa (Youngest Brothers, Twins, Alive)
Trivia:
🇦🇸 Kanoa is the only funny kind of siblings in his family. Always make a good joke to keep them laughing and make them forget all of the bad things that happened. 🇦🇸 He’s the 2nd brother that Tiala is really close to after his older brother, Hōne, had passed away 🇦🇸 Kanoa will give you dad jokes 24/7 and even gives you the most embarrassing story about his brothers and his sister. But NEVER about himself. 🇦🇸 He’s always the first one to ask his comrades of who wanted to arm wrestle with him. If they win, he’ll get them ice cream. 🇦🇸 Give good love relationship advice but never get one for himself. (He’s single as heck man and he’s in his 30s!)
Background Story:
Kanoa was proudly born and raised on the island. The funniest man you will ever meet. He joined the Military at the age of 17. Which means he signed up right after High School. Just to keep the family lines going. He was really inspired by his dad, Nakoa, hearing his stories of joining the military.
He signed up with Rangi, his 3rd eldest brother, for the Marine Corps and they both started working hard on reaching to the top. He had also met his other older brother, named Hōne. Who was a Lieutenant at that time. Always make good fun with him during their military times. Until he heard the news of Hōne being KIA from one of the missions. It really took a toll on him.
But he kept going as he worked even harder to pass up the ranks. Until he reached up to the rank of being a Corporal. That’s when he met his sister, Tiala, who is a Private. He was happy and proud to see his little sister working hard to honor their older brother’s name. Until 4 years later, he found out about Tiala volunteering. To go on a solo mission to find out about the intel of the next location; by being the pretend victim for one of the human trafficking.
He’s not very sure about this mission until he gives in to Tiala reasoning with him. But how much he wishes he could take his words back. Finding out that his little sister has been taken away by the enemies. He was devastated and angry to hear this news. So he asks permission from the General to let him and the team he chooses to find her. FAST.
He didn’t give up on searching for Tiala until 2 months later. He finally found her. From the location where no one even KNEW it was there. He raided into the enemies hide out and unalive almost everyone without hesitating.
He took her back and stayed with her in the medical bay. Kanoa was heartbroken to see her in this state and that’s when he decided to make his own special team. He named it “Warriors Task Force”. And started working under one of the Generals of the Marine Corps, Alana Kalani.
He promised himself to bring protection and justice to the people who were victims from the trafficking and being hostages. And that’s when he became Captain of the Marine Corps.
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gothimp · 5 months
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Get to Know People Better 🦢🩵
tagged by @estevnys ty anna ✨
three ships: are oc ships allowed lol i’ll say lorcan x shadowheart, lae’zel x shadowheart, annnndd carlos x jill (RE3) with notable mentions to lae’zel x wyll, leon x luis (RE4), and whatever the reanimator boys have going on.
last film: at home I just rewatched ghibli tales from earthsea, in theatres we went and saw the ballad of songbirds and snakes, we also plan on seeing saltburn and the new godzilla movies this week :)
currently watching: rewatching Bones, if YT counts we watch Too Many Spirits as soon as they drop. Just finished the hulu Goosebumps it was really cute.
currently reading: been in a reading slump since BG3 dropped tbh but I last read Vampires of El Norte which was a certified BANGER and I have a few winter themed horror books on my TBR cart for this season
currently consuming: food wise? Just made toasted italian sandwiches for lunch with marinated mozz, topped with grilled onions arugula and hot honey. Finishing my pomegranate mimosa then I’ll crack my daily diet coke + lime hehe also not to be that person but these are the prettiest sandos I’ve ever made so here’s a pic 😋
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currently craving: homemade chex mix. I need to make a big batch soon. Also little debbies christmas tree cakes ugh 🎄
tagging: @aelyosos @acealistair @nokstella @devilbrakers @duskfey @feykiller @katsigian @rindemption @jillvalentinesday @dekarios @razz-berry + anyone else who wants to!!
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uncalifornia · 7 months
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angelic pretty asks by @.princess-peachie
Sugary Carnival: Have you ever been considered popular?
nope, never.
Milky Planet: Besides earth, what planet would you come from?
jupiter.
Rose Toilette: Your signature perfume?  
chanel no 5 or gucci flora gardenia
Whimsical Vanilla-chan: What pets do you have/want to have?
a brown tabby cat named sushi
2 rats named funnel cake and candy apple
Marine Kingdom: Favourite undersea creature?
lionfish
blue whale
anglerfish
gulper eel
Dreamy Dollhouse: Describe your room with just 5 words.
cluttered
lived-in
homey
aromatic
well-lit
Melty Chocolate: Favourite type of chocolate?
ghiradelli dark chocolate squares with raspberry jam
Sugar Dream Dome: What do you like most about Winter?
snowbright nights
no bugs
christmas and valentines day
coats and boots
Milky Berry: What do you like most about Summer?
my birthday <3
concert season
red bull flavors
Happy Garden: What types of things would you plant in a garden?
rosemary
wild lavender
patchouli
wild berries
Magical Étoile:  Favourite attraction at a carnival?
carnival games
petting pens
funhouses
Toy Parade: What toys did you play with as a child?
pokemon stuffed animals
bratz dolls
Holy Lantern: Describe the darker side to your personality.
possessive, easily jealous, spiteful
somewhat sadistic
Melody Doll: What types of music do you listen to?
pretty much everything
but my favorite artists right now are violent vira, chase petra, snow wife, ashnikko, motley crue, fall out boy, deftones, slipknot, chappell roan, ethel cain, and banshee
Wonder Party: Favourite type of tea?
peppermint herbal tea
irish breakfast
Glass Bottle of Tears: What, without fail, makes you cry?
frustration
being acknowledged
child abandonment or neglect
Cinema Doll: What makes a movie really enjoyable for you?
good well paced atmosphere
tasteful scares
unique ost
Memorial Cake: What is your ideal romantic experience?
cumming first
Star Night Theatre: If life was viewed as a theatre stage, what role would you play?
secondary protagonist/love interest
Cotton Candy Shop: If you had your own shop, what things would you sell?
psychic readings and divinings of the future
seasonal ingredients for spells
cat whiskers and shed teeth/claws
Decoration Dream: Favourite way to decorate a cake?
just icing and fun sprinkles hehe
Fancy Box: What gift(s) did you get for your birthday last year?
perfume
stuffed animals
Misty Sky: What is your favourite type of weather?
light rain or a calm thunder storm
chilly with a clear blue sky
flurries of snow
Dreamy Horoscope: What is your zodiac sign, and do you relate to it?
leo sun, taurus moon, cancer mercury
yes obviously
Symphonia of Birds: Favourite type of bird?
luzon bleeding heart
mute swan
carrion crow
Day Dream Carnival: What do you daydream about the most?  
being important
Royal Cards: Name a game you are really good at.
chess
Milky Cross: Are you a religious person?
yes.
i primarily follow hellenic traditional practices of faith.
Cream Cookie: What kinds of snacks do you munch on?
i have a snack mix i love thats cashews, dried pomegranate, dried apple, and vanilla.
Drained Cherry: What emotionally exhausts you?
circular arguments
boredom
Fancy Paper Dolls: What accessories would come with a doll version of you? 
a stuffed bunny
strawberry lipgloss
a knife
Holy Night Story: Favourite thing to do when it’s night time?
find a game to play with my partner
watch vlogs and drink tea
Candy Treat: Favourite type of candy?  
gummy bears :3
dark chocolate
Fantastic Dolly: What cosmetics do you use?
primarily too faced, colourpop, and elf
some nyx and anastasia beverly hills
i generally stick to powder, blush, mascara, and lipgloss
sometimes i do a nice eyeshadow look or a blotted lip
Drink Me: Favourite drink/beverage? 
a caramel macchiato
a matcha latte
lemon green tea
grape fruit sparkling water
diet coke
Merry Making Party: Describe the biggest party you’ve ever been to.
Country of Sweets: What countries would you like to visit? 
italy
japan
lithuania
germany
france
Fruits Parlour: Favourite fruit? 
pomegranate
Dream Sky: Have you ever seen a shooting star?
yes frequently
Soap Bubbles: How do you like to bathe/shower?
hair treatment. shampoo. shampoo again.
condition. exfoliate. wash with bar soap. wash with body wash.
rinse. wash face. get out. body oil.
leave in. hair oil. face mask. serum. toner.
moisturize. lotion. perfume. lip scrub. lip balm.
done.
Jewelry Jelly: Name 3 of your favourite jewellery pieces.
my engagement ring
my rosary
my necklaces given to me by my aunt and mother
Dream Fantasy: What is your wildest fantasy?  
having cat ears...
Milky-chan the Fawn: Favourite forest animal?
white tail deer
grizzly bear
coyote
Honey Cake: What do you normally eat for breakfast?
coffee
sometimes french toast
if im feeling up to it, omelettes are good
Dreamy Baby Room: The most childish part of your personality?
my fear of being alone
my princess complex
Chess Chocolate: What piece would you be on a chess board?
a pawn turned queen
French Cafe: Favourite thing to eat at a patisserie?
chocolate croissant
Sugar Hearts: How is your love life right now?    
im engaged
Wonder Story: What types of things do you like to read about?
horror. usually horror involving a realistic scenario. like people
or a fate/circumstance we couldn't have avoided if we tried
Twinkle Mermaid: Favourite type of fantasy creature?
pegasi
centaurs
kelpies
Gloria: Name a very rare item that you would love to own.
a piece of the wooden cross jesus was crucified on
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gokkyfanboy · 1 year
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60$ later and I am home with
• A marines band harmonic from the 1890s
• A chocolate cake
• A basket that reminds me of the wizard of oz
• Diet Coke
• Honey from someone’s backyard
• And some peach jam
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bugpiss · 10 months
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okay so 2020 was 3 years ago so i'm assuming this diet coke has been marinating in my dingy basement since 2020
and i started watching the dream smp in 2020 so this diet coke has been cursed with the flavors of tommyinnit and dreamwastaken
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mariacallous · 1 year
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Meal plan for tomorrow:
-Cheese (smoked gouda and maybe the truffle cheese) with mushroom salad (aka marinated mushrooms with peppers and garlic)
-Chicken thighs (I think cooked with cider and onions and other flavorings in the oven)
-Potatoes - probably mashed with butter/olive oil and sour cream
-Beets (also cooked in the oven, at the same time as the chicken)
-Cookies to finish
With cider, Martinelli's, Diet Coke and maybe some amaretto.
I can sleep in/nap and not have to do a ton of prep work, and I'm totally fine with that.
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the mio water, black coffee, diet coke, and smores poptart marinating in my stomach is not a good mix
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goldnrry · 4 days
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Is that girl addicted to diet coke who “marinates” died coke (aka leave it unopened in the fridge like it normally is in every single grocery store) for real???
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ciggarettedaydream · 10 months
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um why did coke stop doing these🙄🙄
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australieh · 4 months
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girl dinner
there's something about stonefruit. turns out all you have to do to find the beauty in the world again is cycle to the markets and buy a peach so ripe it mushes all up in your bag. while you're there, grab a glass of wine at the winery booth and a cone of gelato at the gelato booth. sit outside with your bulging bag of mushy stonefruit and lick your cone of melty gelato while your wine warms in the sun. read a book and contemplate going to see the new rom com at the movie theatre by yourself, but don't buy the ticket in case you get home and don't feel like biking against the wind to get there. in the moment, though, think about how nice it would be to put on a sweatshirt and buy a bag of popcorn and slurp up one of those giant diet cokes. remember being a teenager and going to the movies with your sister every weekend; eating so much sour candy you couldn't feel your tongue, and giggling for hours about nothing at all. think about what you would give right now to watch a movie at the north edmonton cineplex with your sister and drive your moms old minivan home.
when you get home, unload all the mushy stonefruit from the crocheted bag your mom made you when she visited last. chuck your favourite cutting board on the counter, the one that reminds you of the cutting boards your pepere used to make (specifically the one that sits in a box in your mom's spare room, patiently waiting with her for your return). chop up your freshly rinsed plums, nectarines and peaches- first up will be the black plums. don't let the first piece spend even a second on the cutting board. bring that gooey juicy mess right up to your lips! taste the sweet, summery freshness of it. let your mind flash to your mom handing you bowls of cut up stonefruit, each slice evenly cut. here, in your own kitchen, you cannot fathom how she cut them so perfectly. yours are a mess, all wonky and misshapen. smile to yourself and say out loud: "whatever! yum!!"
now, for dinner you'll eat your wonkily sliced up stonefruit and fresh, creamy marinated feta. the kind you could eat straight from the jar if that was the kind of thing people did. "What did you have for lunch, Beatrix?" "Oh, this delicious jar of marinated feta!" "Oh, how marvelous!" you've just watched Miss Potter and now your internal voice is a fancy british lady from the year 1900. british ladies probably didn't eat fancy cheese with rice cakes from the IGA, but I think they'd approve of a young woman watching her figure. or, in your case, a young woman who bloats for a week every time she eats bread. pish posh, same difference.
and so is the magic of stonefruit. a regular degular afternoon, uninspired but for the galing wind blowing the trees around in a cacophony of leaves-against-leaves. a girl attempts to find something to do in a beach town when the beach does not appeal to her, and is saved by the sweetness of a peach. until next time.
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shop-korea · 1 year
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Watch "EATING AT 7-11 FOR 24 HOURS IN KOREA!! #RainaisCrazy" on YouTube
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SMALL - PRIVATE - PLANES -
BULLET - BOMB FIREPROOF -
WATERPROOF - FASTER YES -
THAN - BIG - COMMERCIAL -
AIRLINES - PASSING - BY KR -
SEOUL - 7 - ELEVENS - FREE -
HOT - WATER - 2 MICROWAVES -
FREE - REMEMBER - KOREANS -
LOS ANGELES - CA - BUFFETS -
U - PAY - PER - FOOD - U DON'T -
EAT - BUT - SERVES - CHINESE -
FOOD - KOREANS - MIAMI - FL -
LITTLE - HAVANA - LOW RENT -
ASIAN - MART
ILLEGAL - FLOORS
1 NOODLE - PLASTIC - ONLY
KOREAN - BAR - $0.50 - PER
NOODLE - NON-MICROWAVE
LARGE - CONTAINER - SMALL
CHOPSTICKS - AUTO - CLICK
START - USUALLY - PUT - ALL
INSIDE - PHILIPPINES TREATED
DIFFERENT - THEY - SAY - TRUE
'NO - DOCTORS - NURSES NEED
APPLY' - 'U - SHOULDN'T - HAVE
WON - MISS UNIVERSE' - RIGHT
WE'RE - SURRENDERING FOUR
TITLES - OUR - OWN - SINGING
BEAUTY - PAGEANTS - 1 MALE
REFUSED - ME - LARGE - TUB
PHILIPPINES - USE - YOUR -
HANDS - LIKE YOUR HOME -
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ASK - 4 - CHOPSTICKS SMALL -
I - WAS - ROBBED - OF - $0.25 -
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WHO - REFUSED - 2 - GIVE ME -
TUB - SHE - PAYS - WITH - EBT -
THEY'RE - POOR - SHE - CAN'T -
AFFORD - KOREAN BAR - $0.50 -
BOUGHT MAGGI - $5.95 DIDN'T -
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WOOD SMALL - TABLES ARE -
SHAKEABLE - SO - BROKE -
$5.99 - OR - $0.95 - USA KR -
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NO - BAGS - 4 - GARBAGE -
BUT - SOY SAUCE - 2 YES -
ASIANS - WATER - HOSE 2 -
CLEAN - CEMENT - KOREAN -
ANTHONY - PUT - OUTDOOR -
FAN - OTHERS - DIDN'T ALSO -
1 PLUG - 2 - CHARGE SAMSUNG -
SMARTPHONE - HE - DIDN'T US -
GIVE - ME - CASH - BECAUSE -
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NOT - GREAT - IN - BUSINESS -
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PLASTIC - GLASS - WILL YES -
STOP - OFTEN - THEN - AT KR -
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AS - SPECIAL - MARINES
AIR FORCE - AND - NAVY
OUR - FIGHTER - PLANES
BECOME - CARS - PLATES
REGISTERED - THERE YES
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THEIR - OWN - AGE - AT -
TRAINS - APTS - THEIR -
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ARE - MAGNETS - 2 GET -
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AS - GIRLS - WILL - STOP -
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24/7 - HOLIDAYS - TRYING -
FRIED - RICE - KIMCHI -
SEEWEED TRIANGLES -
JESUS - IS - LORD
JAPAN - AIKIDO
CHINA - WUSHU
KICKS - & ARMS
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FOOD - FALLS - INSIDE - DRINK
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LIKE - DIET - COKE - TRUE -
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EATING - CORN - DOG ON -
STICK - TOKYO - FEMALE -
POLICE - CALLED ME -
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BEANSONBREAD AWARDS 2022 - BEST SONG
AWARD NO.5 - BEST SONG OF 2022
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PAST WINNERS
2021 > Self Esteem ‘Prioritise Pleasure’ (see full list HERE)
2020 > Jockstrap ‘Acid’ (see full list HERE)
2019 > Weyes Blood ‘Andromeda’ (see full list HERE)
2018 > Let’s Eat Grandma ‘It’s Not Just Me’ (see full list HERE)
2017 > Richard Dawson ‘Ogre’ (see full list HERE)
2016 > Solange ‘Cranes In the Sky’ (see full list HERE)
2015 > Kendrick Lamar ‘The Blacker The Berry’ (see full list HERE)
2014 > FKA Twigs ‘Two Weeks’ (see full list HERE)
2013 > Oliver Wilde ‘Perrett’s Brook’ (see full list HERE)
2010 > Untold ‘Stop What You’re Doing (James Blake Remix) (see full list HERE)
2009 > Joker - ‘Digidesign’ (see full list HERE)
2008 > Lil’ Wayne - ‘A Milli’ (see full list HERE)
2007 > Panda Bear - ‘Bros’ (see full list HERE)
2006 > Hot Chip - ‘Over And Over’ (see full list HERE)
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RULES - A maximum of THREE tracks from any one artist. Songs can be tied in the same position.
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*SPOTIFY PLAYLIST WITH (ALMOST) ALL THE TRACKS*
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THE RUNNERS UP (in alphabetical order)..
100 Gecs ‘Doritos & Fritos’
A$AP Rocky ‘Shittin’ Me’
Alabaster DePlume ‘Don’t Forget You’re Precious’ / ‘Mrs Calamari’
Aldous Harding ‘Tick Tock’ / ‘Fever’
Alex G ‘Mission’
Alvvays ‘Pharmacist’
Angel Olsen ‘Big Time’ / ‘Ghost On’
Animal Collective ‘Walker’
Bar Italia ‘Banks’ / ‘Miracle Crush’
Bas Jan ‘Progressive Causes’ / ‘Sex Cult’
Batu ‘Atavism’
Beabadoobee ‘The Perfect Pair’
Beyonce ‘Alien Superstar’ / ‘Cuff It’
Bjork ‘Ovule’ / ‘Atopos’ / ’Ancestress’
Black Country, New Road ‘Chaos Space Marine’ / ‘Bread Song’ / ‘Basketball Shoes’
Black Midi ‘Still’ / ‘The Defence’
Blanck Mass ‘Italia ‘90’
Bolis Pupul ‘Neon Buddha’
Alan Braxe + DJ Falcon feat. Panda Bear ‘Step By Step’
Brockhampton ‘Big Pussy’
Caroline ‘Dark Blue’ / ‘Good Morning (Red)’
Caroline Polachek ‘Sunset’ / ‘Welcome To My Island’
Cate Le Bon ‘Moderation’ / ‘Harbour’ / ‘Running Away’
CHAI ‘Whole’ / ‘Hero Journey (feat. Superorganism)’
Charli XCX ‘Beg For You (feat. Rina Sawayama)’
Charlotte Adigery & Bolis Pupul ‘HAHA’ / ‘Mantra’
Crack Cloud ‘Costly Engineered Illusion’
Cryalot ‘Hell Is Here’ / ‘Hurt Me’
Dagger Brothers ‘That’s Magic’
Dean Blunt, Skepta, Novelist, A$AP Rocky ‘London Tonight Freestyle’
Delifinger ‘I Don’t Even Want To Know’
Denzel Curry ‘Walkin’
Dick Dent ‘Fun Times’
Divorce ‘Checking Out’
Dorian Electra ‘My Agenda (Anamanaguchi Remix)’
Dry Cleaning ‘Kwenchy Kups’ / ‘Gary Ashby’
Eartheater ‘Mitosis’
EASYFUN ‘Audio’
El Michels Affair & Piya Malik ‘Kabhi’
Ernold Same ‘The Reader’
Felicita & Kero Kero Bonito ‘Cluck’
Fences & Bonnie Prince Billy ‘Sympathy For The Devil’
The Financial Year ‘Serpenti’ 
FKA Twigs ‘Meta Angel’ / ‘Oh My Love’ / ‘Honda (feat. Pa Salieu)’
FLO ‘Cardboard Box’
FLOHIO ‘SPF’ 
Gabriels ‘One And Only’
Group Listening ‘Hollywood Dream Trip’ / ‘All Of A Sudden’
Gruff Rhys ‘People Are Pissed’
Hannah Diamond ‘Staring At The Ceiling’
Hercules & Love Affair feat. ANOHNI ‘Poisonous Storytelling’ (Giant Swan remix)’
Hot Chip ‘Eleanor’ / ‘Broken’
Hudson Mohawke ‘Intentions’ / ‘Bicstan’
John Cale & Weyes Blood ‘Story Of Blood’
JPEGMAFIA ‘Hazard Duty Pay!’
KAINA ‘Apple’
Kate NV ‘Early Bird’ / ‘Oni (They)’
Katy J Pearson ‘Talk Over Town’ / ‘Howl’ / ‘Float’
Kelela ‘Happy Ending’ / ‘On The Run’
Kelli Blanchett ‘Peaceful When You Sleep’
Kendrick Lamar ‘N95’ / ‘The Heart Part 5’
Kinlaw & Franco Franco ‘Crocs On The Plough’
Let’s Eat Grandma ‘Happy New Year’
Little Simz ‘Gorilla’ / ‘Broken’
Lizzo ‘About Damn Time’
Max Tundra ‘MBGATE (Kero Kero Bonito remix)’ / ‘Lights (A.G. Cook remix)’
Mura Masa, Lil Uzi Vert, PainkPantheress & Shygirl ‘Bbycakes’
NANORAY ‘Endless Higanbana’
Nilufer Yanya ‘Shameless’ / ‘Stabilise’
Panda Bear & Sonic Boom ‘Gettin’ To The Point’ / ‘Go On’
Pet Simmers ‘Sonder’ / ‘Edge Lord’ / ‘Stream Friendly Play Shifter’
Phoenix (feat. Ezra Koenig) ‘Tonight’
Pictish Trail ‘Natural Successor’
PinkPantheress ‘Do You Miss Me?’
Planet 1999 ‘Crush’
Pozi ‘Slightly Shaking Cells’
Pusha T ‘Diet Coke’
Richard Dawson ‘Thicker Than Water’
Robbie & Mona ‘Clapback’ / ‘Sherry Prada’
Rosalia ‘Saoko’ / ‘Delirio De Grandeza’
Rozi Plain ‘Agreeing For Two’ / ‘Help’
SAULT ‘Time Is Precious’
Savage Mansion ‘The Crucible’ / ‘Football Weather’
SCALPING (feat. DÆMON) ‘Tether’
Self Esteem ‘The Process’
Seraphina Simone ‘Milk Teeth’ / ‘Lovesick’
Shygirl ‘Nike’ / ‘Coochie (A Bedtime Story)’
The Smile ‘You Will Never Work In Television Again’
Snoop Dogg ‘Crip Ya Enthusiasm’
Sobs ‘Air Guita’
Soccer Mommy ‘Bones’ / ‘Shotgun’
Soft Lad ‘2 Know U Betta’
Sorry ‘There’s So Many People That Want To Be Loved’
Special Interest ‘Midnight Legend’ / ‘(Herman’s) House’
Spiritualized ‘The Mainline Song / The Lockdown Song’
Steve Lacy ‘Helmet’ / ‘Bad Habit’
Sudan Archives ‘Ciara’
Sweet Baboo ‘Hopeless’
Syd (feat. Lucky Daye) ‘CYBAH’
SZA ‘Shirt’ / ‘Kill Bill’
Tim Heidecker ‘Buddy’
Tirzah ‘Ribs’
Warmduscher ‘Fatso’
The Weeknd ‘Gasoline’ / ‘How Do I Make You Love Me?’ / ‘Take My Breath’
Wesley Gonzalez ‘A Taste Of Something New’ / ‘Greater Expectations (feat. Rose Elinor Dougall)’
Weston Allen ‘Girls From The Parking Lot’
Wet Leg ‘Being In Love’ / ‘Angelica’
Weyes Blood ‘Children Of The Empire’
Yama Warashi ‘Makkuroi Mizu’
Yeah Yeah Yeahs & Perfume Genius ‘Spitting Off The Edge Of The World’
Yeule ‘Bites On My Neck’
Young Fathers ‘Geronimo’
Zoee ‘Microwave (Voka Gentle rework)’
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THE TOP 25 SONGS OF 2022
25. Tim Heidecker ‘Sirens Of Titan’
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24. Panoram ‘Wandering Frames’
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23. HAIM ‘Lost Track’
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22. Panda Bear & Sonic Boom ‘Edge Of The Edge’
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21. Charli XCX ‘Baby’
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20. Animal Collective ‘Strung With Everything’
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19. Charlotte Adigery & Bolis Pupul ‘It Hit Me’
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18. Pictish Trail ‘Remote Control’
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17. Sudan Archives ‘Selfish Soul’
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16. Dry Cleaning ‘Anna Calls From The Arctic’
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15. Steve Mason & Javed Bashir ‘No More’
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14. Young Fathers ‘I Saw’
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13. Alex G ‘Runner’
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12. Weyes Blood ‘Grapevine’
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11. Self Esteem ‘The 345 (acoustic version)’
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10. Richard Dawson ‘The Fool’
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9. Death’s Dynamic Shroud ‘Judgment Bolt’
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8. Arctic Monkeys ‘They’d Better Be A Mirrorball’ / ‘Body Paint’
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7. Black Midi ‘Welcome To Hell’
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6. Weyes Blood ‘It’s Not Just Me, It’s Everybody’
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5. Jockstrap ‘Greatest Hits’
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4. Caroline Polachek ‘Billions’
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3. Jockstrap ‘Glasgow’
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2. Richard Dawson ‘The Hermit’
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1. Jockstrap ‘Concrete Over Water’
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