me when the horror podcast horrors
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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]
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“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“
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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
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They/them pronouns but not because of gender but because there’s two guys in there
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Someone: How are you doing?
The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.
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[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen
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Sometimes when l tell people I like horror podcasts they go "oh, same, I love true crime!!" and I just have to nod along, because there is no way to explain to them that we exist in entirely separate worlds and also that my opinion of them just went down by like 15%
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Being into podcasts and having s*** voice recognition means
- not being able to differentiate between Jon and Elias who are played by two different people
- Not being able to differentiate between Sasha and not Sasha who are played by two different people
- Not being able to differentiate between Alice and Norris who are played by two different people
- And being able to distinguish Arther, John, Kellen, Eddie, Dr Jeffrey, Kayne, The trader, Faust, Wallace, The Butcher, Oscar, and MARIE??? from eachother DESPITE ALL OF THEM BEING PLAYED BY THE SAME PERSON
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“queer horror podcast” ok? wet water?
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he he me likey malevolent
also this. they are traumatized main characters from horror podcasts twins.
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